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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Nicky here, I am Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the Nicky Glazer Podcast. It's mond Tuesday. It's month Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: It feels like Monday to me, y'all because I got

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Speaker 1: back in town last night and usually get back on Sundays.

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Speaker 1: Who cares. Welcome to the show. It's Tuesday. I'm kind

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Speaker 1: of sad because that only means we have three more

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Speaker 1: shows to go before the weekend. I like this show. Um.

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Speaker 1: It was a wild weekend for me in on tour.

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Speaker 1: Friday night Vegas, Saturday night Seattle, Sunday night, Jacksonville, Oregon,

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Speaker 1: not Florida. It was so fun. One show Vegas, two

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Speaker 1: shows Seattle, one show Oregon. Man, it just reminds me

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Speaker 1: of how much UM I need to do, Like repetition

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Speaker 1: makes me better, Like one offs I can be. You know,

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Speaker 1: you can catch a lightning in a bottle at some

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Speaker 1: points when you just do one show here and there,

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Speaker 1: but you're taking a gamble. But when you are when

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Speaker 1: I'm by the end of the week, by the second

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Speaker 1: show by Seattle, I had all the you know, Vegas,

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Speaker 1: I worked out some of the kinks. No one seemed

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Speaker 1: to notice, but I I gotta start dressing more comfortably

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Speaker 1: on stage. I tried to dress like uh Vegacy, you know,

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Speaker 1: Like I wore this dress that I am obsessed with

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Speaker 1: that I got at sacks um on sale when I

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Speaker 1: was in West Palm Beach doing a birthday party over

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Speaker 1: the summer, like a private party, and I got this

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Speaker 1: dress and it's so like Britney Spears pre freedom, um,

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Speaker 1: and it's it's just makes me feel like a pop star.

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Speaker 1: But I I, I'm just not cons trouble. It's black

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Speaker 1: and like it's it's black and really sparkly and really

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Speaker 1: short and has uh you know, a mock turtle like

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Speaker 1: long sleeves, you know, like it's it's just looks like

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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift pop star. It's it's a great dress. And

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Speaker 1: it was weird because I bought it, and um, my

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Speaker 1: stylists who I use for like all my big shows

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Speaker 1: that I do, had they go that looks really familiar

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Speaker 1: and they sent me a picture of me in a

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Speaker 1: fitting from a couple of years ago in that dress

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Speaker 1: as one of my final options. So finally I have

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Speaker 1: a good eye. And then it was so sweet because um,

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Speaker 1: well like, it's been really fun for me on the

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Speaker 1: road to like dress up and have an excuse too,

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Speaker 1: because you know, like I said about Dancing with the Stars,

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Speaker 1: it was an excuse to like dress slutty and be like,

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Speaker 1: well they made me, because it's like it's fun to

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Speaker 1: dress slutty sometimes, and um, but that's what this door

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Speaker 1: has been too, because it's like these big theaters. Like

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Speaker 1: when I'm doing um clubs, it always felt a little

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Speaker 1: just I was overdressed to really dress up and it

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Speaker 1: didn't even occur to me. But when you're doing a theater,

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Speaker 1: I just really love wearing fun things that I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: normally get to wear. And so I've been ordering from

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Speaker 1: the runway and just buying like insane things that you

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Speaker 1: know it's on posh mark. I went wild this weekend

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Speaker 1: buying stuff, but um, it's just uh. And then but

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Speaker 1: then the thing is so in Seattle or in Vegas,

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Speaker 1: I was confined to this dress. I was worried that

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Speaker 1: my spray tan was sweating off because my thighs. It

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Speaker 1: was really hot on stage and I was getting a

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Speaker 1: lot of um flop sweat from my flop, which is

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Speaker 1: I wasn't bombing so it wasn't like, you know, flop

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Speaker 1: sweat in that way, but it was I should call

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Speaker 1: my vagina my flop. So it was like I was

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Speaker 1: legs spray I got, Sally Hansen, I did. I left

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Speaker 1: my spray last weekend, and this is who cares I

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Speaker 1: left my legs. The spray is the best because it

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Speaker 1: dries quickly and it will not come off unless you

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Speaker 1: And I'm thinking about how short my dresses. And it

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Speaker 1: was a late show. Its a ten o'clock show on

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Speaker 1: a Friday, and so most people. That's that's why Steve

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Speaker 1: it was meal me, meal me a meal. Andrew, Anya,

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Speaker 1: like spend a lone time talking, which has been so

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Speaker 1: actually blow drying my hair. The whole other story doesn't matter,

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Speaker 1: but um, and then we go to dinner. We had

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Speaker 1: We went to this dinner at the best time at

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Speaker 1: this dinner. And also, can I just say I'm obsessed

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Speaker 1: with this song by Glass Animals called heat Waves. It's

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Speaker 1: I binge it just like everything like I just you know,

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Speaker 1: And I'm the same way with music and um, pretty

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Speaker 1: nine o eleven because Ameil and I are nine eleven

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Speaker 1: our show you up where we were talking about nine eleven.

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Speaker 1: I think it was like on It was maybe around

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Speaker 1: an anniversary when our serious show and Jen Jen are

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Speaker 1: because I am obsessed with nine eleven in a way

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Speaker 1: I asked everyone how many people perished in nine eleven, like,

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Speaker 1: mean like it's, uh, what what reminds me of say,

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Speaker 1: your Silverman joke where she was like talking about the

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Speaker 1: understand why she can't get away with that. Yet writers

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Speaker 1: is my favorite show. But the jokes on that show,

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Speaker 1: She was thinking she was talking about Um she saw

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Speaker 1: we have all these we're paying for all of these accounts,

427
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 1: but we log we log into theirs because they're just

428
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:56,160
Speaker 1: there and they're like families. It's Scott, Bethany Andrew Um.

429
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,600
Speaker 1: But Scott, his parents probably have a lot of questions

430
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 1: for what he's been watching on HBO Max. This. I

431
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 1: imagine it's a seven year old boy and his parents

432
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 1: are like, uh, he likes watching scenes from a marriage

433
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 1: like our son needs to be going to art school.

434
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 1: Kids in rehab or is in a therapy because of

435
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,199
Speaker 1: our he saw the white white load he picks it

436
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,920
Speaker 1: right back up. But the white lotus for that guy

437
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,199
Speaker 1: is getting in his ass Eaten Scott just tunes in, like,

438
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 1: what's white lotus? Scott's usually I watch cartoons and sometimes

439
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:33,640
Speaker 1: I watched white loadus. Get yeah. I mean that it's

440
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 1: just you know, putting in your password. I have so

441
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 1: many passwords floating around. I don't want to make a

442
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 1: new one. I wanted to write a joke about this

443
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,440
Speaker 1: for a while, but whenever I write a new password,

444
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want to get I don't want

445
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,640
Speaker 1: to have to come up with like my dead dog's name.

446
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 1: And then they're like, no, you need you need a punctuation.

447
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,119
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not. I don't want to be excited

448
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 1: about my dead dog. I guess you guys got to

449
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 1: use a question mark that you know. But then was

450
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,880
Speaker 1: my old dog's name? I just copied what you just said. Yeah,

451
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 1: but it is. You asked me the other day. You

452
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,199
Speaker 1: were like, what was that dog's name? And I said, Speedo,

453
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,120
Speaker 1: What do you think about that? I like it, it's

454
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 1: a great name. We were on the way to spring.

455
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: I just see a nice package, like I see a

456
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 1: dog wearing a speedo and sped it was a brand

457
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: of swimsuit, but that that's almost like Kleenex, and that

458
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 1: men's men's underwear like swimsuits have now just be called

459
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 1: are there, even though it's like really bath tissue or

460
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 1: whatever they call it. But I it is funny like

461
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,679
Speaker 1: anything that if you did a question mark would be

462
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: like you're calling out to your dead dog speedo, are

463
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,199
Speaker 1: you there? Or you know what I mean? Like and

464
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,399
Speaker 1: in a period you're not giving it enough for a

465
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: dead dog. I just thought it was a funny line

466
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:43,679
Speaker 1: to go, I don't want to get excited about my

467
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 1: dead dog. And I was always wanting to write a joke.

468
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 1: Um what was so? What fashion to me? And we

469
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 1: talked about this a lot because we are just purely

470
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,119
Speaker 1: like you just look at us and you think fashion.

471
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,159
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a Whitney Coming shirt. By the way that

472
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 1: she I go over to Whitney Comings. She does a

473
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: podcast where she's on video and she has a wardrobe

474
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: closet that she goes into and when you come over

475
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 1: to her house, she's like, do you want to wear

476
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: something from this? Take whatever you want? And Um, at

477
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 1: one point she was like, you can have so many things.

478
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 1: I never wore this because it's just not me. But

479
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:19,680
Speaker 1: I just why. It's just like it makes me feel

480
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: like i'm too Like it makes me feel dressed up,

481
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,479
Speaker 1: and it makes me feel like I have to do

482
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 1: the rest of my like my hair should be dressed

483
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 1: up and my makeup should be on my my whole

484
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,880
Speaker 1: outfit needs to match how cute this thing is when

485
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 1: really I can't wear this with like biker shorts and

486
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 1: it's it's busy and it's not. Um, it just doesn't suit.

487
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: The cut doesn't suit me. I have like broad shoulders

488
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 1: I tend to like to It's it's just not but

489
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: I like it. It looks good. I put it on.

490
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 1: I like it. Um. What I was gonna say is

491
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 1: I'm trying to accrew a bunch of UM shirts. And

492
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 1: I was thinking. The thing that I like about what

493
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 1: I want to wear from now on, and I know

494
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 1: it makes me a child, is just I want to

495
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 1: wear things on my shirt that I care about. I

496
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: want vegan messaging, I want um Taylor Swift, I want

497
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,439
Speaker 1: artists I like. I want cool, like vintage shirts that

498
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: have that can spark up a conversation. With people who

499
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: like those things too. So I was looking into vegan

500
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 1: shirts because there's a lot of them are so annoying,

501
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,119
Speaker 1: like most people hate vegans and you don't want to

502
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 1: be like vegan a f or like don't talk to me, Satan,

503
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:30,400
Speaker 1: it's the clock of vegetables. Yeah, and and vegans think

504
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 1: they're better than everyone because we are and um and

505
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 1: because we're right and we people hate it. And I

506
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 1: saw some like on Etsy if you type in like

507
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:43,479
Speaker 1: I was typing in Peta like vintage, like maybe vintage

508
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 1: Peta shirts or something would be cool. And it was

509
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 1: like people eating terrific animals and it was just like

510
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 1: like eddieone to vegan can vi ka but mostly meat

511
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,880
Speaker 1: eating like anti vegan stuff is some of the any

512
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,120
Speaker 1: extreme on either side, you know. The one I like

513
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: that I think sends a good message and is like

514
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: it gets people thinking, like no shirt is going to

515
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 1: make someone vegan. I realized that, but why not try

516
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 1: to get someone It takes nudges, Like for me to

517
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 1: become vegan, it took like a lot of messaging. It

518
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,399
Speaker 1: wasn't one thing I saw, and I'm like, I'm done.

519
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: Although if you want to go vegan, there is one

520
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: movie you can watch and it will make you vegan.

521
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 1: I have never seen it, but it's called Dominion. And

522
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: if you really need that extra push over the ledge

523
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 1: without question that one why. It shows how these t

524
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: shirts are main the creative process. Yeah, it's just footage

525
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 1: of a bunch of hipster vegans and Williamsburg at a

526
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 1: coffee shop sitting over a table and meat in the

527
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 1: janitor's office and don't tell anyone, yes, sitting over a

528
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: laptop going wait, I think it would be better with

529
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: this fin like, um, no, the one that I really like,

530
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,360
Speaker 1: and tell me what what do you think about it? Well,

531
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: this one is is very popular, but I want to

532
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 1: make my own. Says eating animals is weird is usually

533
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: what the thing says. So that's one. I think it's

534
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: interesting because it's like people don't even think about it, like, oh,

535
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 1: that is kind of weird to like eat animals, And

536
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,919
Speaker 1: maybe it's not weird because they're like, we're carnivores and

537
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: we should and we haunt and but I think, um,

538
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: the thing I would want to change it to, which

539
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:24,479
Speaker 1: I think would get people a little bit angry and

540
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 1: wanting to be like, what does that mean? Eating animals

541
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 1: is gross because if you say gross, people are going

542
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: to go that's a judgment on them more than weird,

543
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:37,360
Speaker 1: because some people like being weird. Keep Austin weird, you know.

544
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 1: But gross will make people go no, him not what

545
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: do you mean by that? They'll get defensive and then

546
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: they'll eat more meat. I think weird is good because

547
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: it nudge, Like you said, it's a nudge, And I

548
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: know sometimes you want to do more than a nudge.

549
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: You want to put it down their fucking throat. Be

550
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: like put an asparagus down their throat. But I like,

551
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: last night I watched or I was on the airplane,

552
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 1: I was watching this video. There's this quarterback who played

553
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: for the Chicago Bears, right, and he played for Ohio State,

554
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: Buck Eyes and UH and Georgia or whatever. This guy

555
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: justin fields and he did a thirty day like cleans

556
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: where he stopped eating meat, he started eating vegetables. He

557
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: started drinking this like kind of weird like drink that

558
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 1: you know, smells like urine, and he started to feel

559
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: better and he lost like twenty pounds from it. And

560
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 1: he was just supposed to be for thirty days. But

561
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: now he's doing it forever. He's made it his lifestyle

562
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 1: and that's and that's who he is now. But but

563
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 1: my point is is that like that was a nudge

564
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: where it wasn't like fuck you for eating meat. It

565
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: was more like, oh, here's the benefits for me for vegetables.

566
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: And I just thought it was like interesting to watch

567
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: it because it makes me think like eating disorder stuff.

568
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 1: So I don't I don't tend to like want to

569
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: appeal to people's weight loss and like, no, but it

570
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: wasn't about weight. It was about feeling here, Well, I

571
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: think you'll feel better if you aren't contributing to animals

572
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: being hurt. I think that could should give you enough

573
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 1: of us. Don't you see how that could be a

574
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,239
Speaker 1: nice thing for or away for people to see it

575
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: without feeling like, but what do I say for that?

576
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: Do I do? I go? There is a guy that

577
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: used to play for Georgia. He also plays for Alabama

578
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 1: sometimes Ohio State. His I think his name is Justin Fields.

579
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 1: He always used to eat me. Then one time he

580
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: went on a cleanse and so this is the whole

581
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: scripture on my shirt. Okay, well I'm just thinking back.

582
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: It says he got drafted by the Bears. He ran

583
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: a four three. What about this shirt? What about this shirt?

584
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: So eating animals is weird? I'll get that shirt because

585
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: I think that is that's interesting. You're right, it's a nudge.

586
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: What about um one? I always love this one where

587
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: it's uh like an animal's face, but half of the

588
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 1: animal as a dog, the other half of a cow

589
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 1: and it says no difference that I like that. Yeah,

590
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: and then uh yeah, friends is not food and it's

591
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: a bunch of animals that we eat. I think you

592
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: could go reasons you could go like that, fuck you

593
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: you fucking I heard it. I wouldn't tell you the

594
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: one I got that I do love you. Tell me

595
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 1: what you think about this one? Andrew this one? What

596
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: if you like to cook your cook your broccoli and

597
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: conservative tears or something like that. You know what I mean? Yeah,

598
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: I know, broccoli and concerned to Trump voters to go vegan.

599
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,719
Speaker 1: That's the last They're They're the last. I want to this.

600
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 1: I love this shirt, just regular shirt. I mean it's

601
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: a cool design, right. I love a black T shirt

602
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 1: with colorful color with it almost looks it's Miami like

603
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 1: pink and blue like our background. Here. What does it

604
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 1: say I want to f you tonight? So what is it?

605
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: What do you think it means? Vegan wise? Um, this

606
00:31:55,080 --> 00:32:00,120
Speaker 1: is a vegan turn. Yeah, I want to ms is

607
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: I want to fu tonight? F you tonight? Yeah? I

608
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 1: just thought it was a cool shirt. How long is

609
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: this going to take him to figure out? I want

610
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: to wait? No way can you get it without seeing

611
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 1: the shirt? I want? It says I want and then

612
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 1: two and then fu tonight. And it's a like the

613
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: letter you Yeah, f duh? I mean I don't even

614
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 1: figure that part out. No, no, no, what I think

615
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: it is? Wait? Hold on, let me yeah, hold it

616
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: up to the thing. Oh, I want to f you

617
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: tonight and it's vegan. How would anyone know that's vegan?

618
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 1: I don't think I want to fool you. I don't

619
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: want people to think I'm trying to get laid tonight.

620
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: It's a vegan message. I want tofu tonight. Um. Oh

621
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: that's why I love it. It's sex and and roll

622
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: and vegan. Yeah. I don't think people I don't. I don't.

623
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: It'd be I would say one out of twenty people

624
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 1: tops would come up to you and go tofu. Maybe

625
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: one in a hundred. Well, I mean, I guess if

626
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 1: people are thinking I'm wearing a shirt I want to

627
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: you tonight, Like that's hilarious too, because who would wear that? Well,

628
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: and then you go home with them, go look, I'm

629
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: wearing a fuck you if you don't need meat. So

630
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: it works either. I go over to their place and

631
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, where's the tofu And They're like what, and

632
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: I'm like what and then yeah, and then they get

633
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: soft and their dick looks like tofu. I'm like I

634
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: wanted extra firm. All right, let's get to the news.

635
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 1: Apparently here it comes first. Oh, man, I hope you

636
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 1: had all the swells this weekend. We sure did. We

637
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: traveled a lot, We saw a lot. We saw a

638
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: lot of Pacific Northwest, and boy are we happy to

639
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: be back in the Midwest. But I love that Pacific Northwest.

640
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: A lot of air, A lot of air out there.

641
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: Moisture just like feels cool and moist. Yeah, like tofu,

642
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:11,240
Speaker 1: like tofu, like two f you. All right, first story,

643
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 1: here we go, here go go. Time. A woman slams

644
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,399
Speaker 1: a nightclub in Manchester for not letting women in if

645
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: they don't wear high heels. Um, that's what is this

646
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: club trying to do? Why they're trying to get what

647
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:33,320
Speaker 1: I mean? People, and this girl was just not dressed

648
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,360
Speaker 1: up enough in general, and they may be just pointed

649
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: at that like it's it says no, no high heels. No,

650
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 1: well there was no, there was no it said dress

651
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 1: Um like nice what I forget exactly what they said,

652
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: but they didn't say, you know, high heels specifically. And

653
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 1: this person showed up in sandals or flats and they're like,

654
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 1: now get out of here. I'm guessing it's just like

655
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: she was just dressed, not like, oh wait, let's see

656
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 1: what she was wearing. And it's so funny because the

657
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: picture that we're seeing, what is she's standing around men

658
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: who are all in sneakers and that's what I was

659
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: looking at the footage. Think that might be the girlfriends

660
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: in sneakers. Yeah, so some of her girlfriends were in sandals,

661
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 1: flat sandals, and sneakers. But her critique on her TikTok

662
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: video is that the club let in men with sneakers

663
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,359
Speaker 1: or something, so she and her friends didn't get in

664
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: because they all were wearing not heels. Yeah, okay, um, yeah,

665
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: it's such bullshit. Uh And you know, it's like, why

666
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: would you want to go to that club anyway, because

667
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: it's probably but but maybe it's has good drink specials

668
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: and you're meeting someone there. You should be able to

669
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: go anywhere and whatever shoes you want. It's just you

670
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,439
Speaker 1: have to wear shoes or you can't wear those ones

671
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: that have like that look like the socks with the toes.

672
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:53,439
Speaker 1: If you're insanely hot too. With these clubs, they don't care,

673
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: like they're like, oh, you're showing your kids, Oh, but

674
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: your shoes, you know what I mean. Like, I'm not

675
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: saying that she's not attractive. I think over that she

676
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: was attractive. But I'm saying, like these clubs they tend

677
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: to depending on how richie are in places. What about

678
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: places where you walk in they make you go get

679
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 1: a sports jacket or they like make you wear a

680
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 1: tie or something like it's so stupid, but you know,

681
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: I'm no backwards hats, no flat rooms, no long shorts,

682
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 1: no no bald men apparently, is what they're saying. No

683
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: insecure about being bald. Um. Yeah, I mean this this

684
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 1: got me thinking because I was looking at photos. I

685
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 1: was looking at photos from this weekend and like it's

686
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: just so funny to see me in Anya and like

687
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: these sparkly like outfits with heels on in our hair

688
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: and makeup, and Andrews wearing a sweatshirt from Haynes and

689
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: jeans and dirty sneakers, and it's just like where what like, like,

690
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 1: isn't there a middle ground for you? And there's not,

691
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: because that's just who you are and you get to

692
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 1: I like that you dress out you want and you

693
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 1: look and you look good and comfortable. But it's just

694
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: like women's fashion is so punishing. And I was just

695
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,439
Speaker 1: saying this to Noah, Like the reason I have fun

696
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: in Seattle was so much about I was wearing. I

697
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 1: was wearing boots that weren't two healed, I was wearing

698
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:17,399
Speaker 1: jean shorts. I was wearing a really like covering um

699
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 1: shirt with like a turtleneck that had like a hole

700
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 1: in the so you can see my tits in the front.

701
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: So God forbid, no bra. I'm going no bra all

702
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: the time because it's just like bras always getting the

703
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: way the strap is always showing. Why am I ashamed

704
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 1: of my boobs? Like because it makes men like see

705
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 1: my nipples? Like who cares? Like I just don't they

706
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 1: look good? They sometimes they're in tip top shape, and

707
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: I just feel like, oh, I don't really need a

708
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 1: braa tonight and I just don't care. And I know,

709
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: and you know what, there's something to look at if

710
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 1: you're board with my set. I know that's wrong to say,

711
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: but sometimes people zone out and they want to look

712
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: at some tits and at least some. I got people

713
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 1: talking afterwards, like, what was your favorite joke the first

714
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: and last hit? Um? I was saying before that you

715
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: only remember the first and last thing someone set um

716
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: no I after the show. It's funny though, because like

717
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 1: wearing no bra, everyone know, everyone's talking about it and

718
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 1: thinking about it whether or not they're talking about it.

719
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: But unless unless you say something, no one's going to

720
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 1: say something to you. This is your friends, this is

721
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 1: people you work with. UM. But after the show in

722
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: Seattle where I wasn't wearing a bra, I uh went.

723
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 1: I was doing the meet and greet and a girl

724
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: gave me a Taylor Swift journal and it really moved me.

725
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: Like I was so excited because I just loved anything

726
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift. But it's like this was in this really

727
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 1: nice case and it was just beautiful and I just

728
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 1: finished my writing in my Taylor Swift journal I bought

729
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: a few months ago, so I was like, I need

730
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: a new one anyway, and I was just moved by

731
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: it and I was like, oh my god, and I

732
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,320
Speaker 1: said it really loud. There's this whole line of people waiting,

733
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: and I go, this just made my nipples harder than

734
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 1: they are already are. And everyone laughed so hard because

735
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: it was like everyone knew, everyone has already thought about

736
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: my nipples. Everyone. It's just like and that makes me

737
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 1: feel sometimes I'm like, I hate I hate when someone's

738
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 1: thinking something about me that they think that I don't

739
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: know about me, which is that but what are you

740
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 1: gonna do? I don't know? And like you just said no,

741
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 1: bra It kind of annoyed me because it's like you

742
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: you knew that, and you like saw my nipples and

743
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: it just like makes me feel weird because you're like

744
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,879
Speaker 1: my friend, and like it was it felt like now

745
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: I'm like I should protect my friends by not showing

746
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: me about it. I know, but the fact that you

747
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: noticed means that you were just like, heck, he's not.

748
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,959
Speaker 1: I wasn't like that at all. I was just saying

749
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: you were saying your outfit and I literally just mentioned

750
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 1: that was part of your outfit. It wasn't to me,

751
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: it was not part of my outfit at all. Well

752
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: you're saying, well, it's the it's truth, it's an observation,

753
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: it's not. I'm not lying here. I'm telling you that

754
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 1: you were an outfit. It that, but it would it

755
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,879
Speaker 1: would never be a note to me that I wasn't

756
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: wearing a bras park To me, bras are comfortable. Not

757
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: wearing a bras generally uncomfortable, except if my tits are like, uh,

758
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: but I have noticed of you because you just said

759
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: so much about how the audience perceived your tits. How

760
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,479
Speaker 1: they didn't say anything about your tits until you said

761
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 1: something about your tits. Obviously you were thinking about But

762
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 1: when I was describing the outfit, it didn't occur to

763
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: me to say that, that's what I'll say. That's until

764
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: you said that. But yes, that's and I did want

765
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: to squeeze in Tokyo. Um. Does anything go through your

766
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 1: mind when you're not wearing a bra and you're about

767
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: to hug somebody? No, that doesn't. That doesn't cross my

768
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:46,800
Speaker 1: mind because generally you're hugging someone not shirtless, so they're

769
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 1: not gonna like feel, you know, like the fabric on

770
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: them is going to protect you. No, I don't think

771
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 1: about that. Do you think about that? I do, guys

772
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: going to feel the boobs on them? Well, for my

773
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: boobs usually my bras have some kind of like hardened cup.

774
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 1: It's never like just a fabric, right right, and um

775
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: so whenever like I've been wearing a braw lesson less

776
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 1: and whenever like I'm about to hug a friend or anyone, right,

777
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,319
Speaker 1: I have to do this hug where I'm just like

778
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 1: touching with like my clavical like the rest of my

779
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: body is a way because I don't want them to

780
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: feel like my boobs. Interesting, I've never thought about that.

781
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 1: I guess if I was wearing like umbros or like

782
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: some kind of shorts where my real perspective, if you

783
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: hugged a woman that you clearly wasn't wearing a brawl,

784
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: would you like kind of trying to fill out your chest?

785
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Although you know, guys, you know,

786
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: if if a girl rubs their arm on your shoulders,

787
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: your tits on your shoulder, you could feel it, But

788
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,879
Speaker 1: that's not really where you're getting your nerve senses from.

789
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 1: So if it's on your chest, I guess you could

790
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: feel it, but it's not like corn. It's not like

791
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 1: it's not like something that's going to arouse me. I

792
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 1: don't think, although you could take notice of, wow, this

793
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: is our tits on my chest, like, probably because you're

794
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: not used to feeling it. Potentially, yeah, you know. I

795
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 1: feel like bras often make me feel more more like

796
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,959
Speaker 1: a woman than not wearing bras, like because they push

797
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 1: them up and they make them really. Like, right now,

798
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a bra that makes my boobs look huge

799
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: because it's like it's not um there's there's not patting

800
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: in it, but it's like almost like a it just

801
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: has like a big cup like look that makes my

802
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 1: boob looks so big. But if I just had on

803
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: a braw let that is very slinky and like, it

804
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: would almost let them. Now, this is keeping them up

805
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 1: because it's an underwire, so it's making them propped up.

806
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: But if it was just a braw lett, which would

807
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: arguably be more sexy because there's less coverage, it would

808
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 1: make it more so I had a flatter chest and

809
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: it makes me feel less feminine. Actually this makes me

810
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: feel like boob um, So why why I decide, why

811
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: did you wear that bra then? Because it was the

812
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: only one in my drawer that I could that was

813
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: like clean and yeah, just it's so weird deer boobs

814
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: change sizes, no h month and like your nipples change

815
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: and like everything. Not really my nipples just my like

816
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 1: my boob says, it does increase a little bit closer

817
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: to my period. Yeah, mine get like they hurt and

818
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:27,959
Speaker 1: they get so swollen and hard and they look great,

819
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 1: but they're just like oh and then they deflate and

820
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 1: you're like sad and you missed them. They like go

821
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,760
Speaker 1: back to being the way they were. Yeah, I can't

822
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 1: wear certain clothes because I'm conscious about my nipples. If

823
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 1: I wore like a white sea through T shirt, I

824
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: that's all I'd be thinking. I couldn't do it. I

825
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: wish I could, but you know, one day, one day

826
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 1: at a time, one nipple at a time. Alright, try

827
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: you ever thing about wearing a bra the man's ear?

828
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 1: Is that a thing that was? Yeah, Seinfeld, but is

829
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: that a like a real thing? I'm sure? I mean,

830
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: have you thought about getting a brush? Production? No, I'm

831
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 1: fine with it now. I'm honestly like, I think i'd

832
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: be fine at this point. Maybe next show I'll wear

833
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 1: like a see through shirte, like one of those burnout shirts. Yeah,

834
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: all right, next story. Smell determines you're Oh, I'm sorry, Pokemon.

835
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: I wanted I wanted to smell thing. And then I

836
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: was like, well, actually I put the next person to

837
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: be just as of interest to me, and then it

838
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: was po Gamon. I was like, oh, dear God, do

839
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,399
Speaker 1: you want you to smell them? I kind of want smell. Yeah, yeah,

840
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: I thought I smell you, Okay. Smell determines your overall health,

841
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,919
Speaker 1: triggers memories, and you can smell like vanilla or you're

842
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,839
Speaker 1: into different people the old Blue Gold Girl. You can

843
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 1: smell like vanilla, so the same smell. Some people smell Yanny,

844
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 1: some people smell Laurel. Yeah, isn't that crazy? Wait, my

845
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: friend Laura hates to smell popcorn because she thinks it

846
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: smells like throw up and that it actually is a

847
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: common uh thing that people are like popcorn smells like vomit. Interesting? Yeah, um,

848
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: that's Vanilla is one of my favorite since and so

849
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: durn that's true. And I eat a lot of vanilla,

850
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: Like I've put a lot of vanilla flavoring and think

851
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: every single coffee, every single so maybe my urine smells vanilla.

852
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: Well have you ever peen in the shower with a

853
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: guy in there and he could smell your year? I

854
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 1: got caught the girl could smell it. Yeah, that's right,

855
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, it's you could see mine.

856
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: Oh it's a very yellow. Yeah, generally. Yeah, I don't

857
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: drink a lot of vitamins. I think it's a hydration problem.

858
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,240
Speaker 1: But um, that's interesting. I've never heard that one before.

859
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 1: What's your favorite smell, like, you know, one that you're like,

860
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 1: I love a fresh cut like a rain on after rains,

861
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: fresh cut rain on grass, fresh grass off rain. Yeah, okay, No,

862
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: I love the smell of like after after raining, like

863
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: after a thunderstorm, that smell. I like the smell of

864
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 1: fresh cut grass. Um. And I love the smell of

865
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 1: like fresh cookies. A gap scent in the nineties called

866
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 1: grass and it was so good. I want to try

867
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: to find that I but there's oh yeah, noah. Do

868
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 1: you have any favorite smells that are like, you know,

869
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:25,240
Speaker 1: not typically like not like you know, perfumes, or anything,

870
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 1: but like, um, I really love this, like the smell

871
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 1: of the ocean, like seaweed has this very like particular smell.

872
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 1: It's it's kind of like, I don't know, almost rotten smell,

873
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 1: but I love it. You like it. It's interesting, reminds

874
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 1: you of the ocean. Probably if what sorry I didn't

875
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,720
Speaker 1: hear the rotten thing isn't Because I like to smell

876
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: like a locker room. You can get like a mildewey

877
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: like rotten smell because you're associated with like a childhood.

878
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 1: Justin Fields, he played for a Hot State you know that. Yeah, yeah,

879
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 1: and the also Charleston. What was the other one, George

880
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 1: Georgia that's right, Yeah, but yeah, I like that smell,

881
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 1: and it smells like ship like some people would, you know,

882
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 1: like mark Yeah, like an expo marker. But after a

883
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 1: little bit, I was right. I was journaling with sharpies

884
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: because they just I just love the feel of them.

885
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 1: And they were starting to give me a headache once,

886
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: so I was like, oh, I'm probably getting high off this.

887
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 1: You know, rubber cement that like glue. That was a

888
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:30,879
Speaker 1: great smell. I don't like people love gasoline. I knew,

889
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,839
Speaker 1: I knew Noah liked Gasolene. I didn't know you did. Yeah,

890
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 1: I love a dog in a UM. Whenever we go

891
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: to the gas station, I just like stick my head

892
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 1: out the window. I just go. You say dog. And

893
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 1: my friend Kirsten loves her dog's paws and says they

894
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: smell like banana bread or something like that, like the

895
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: smell of dog's paws often or maybe someone online said

896
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: that smells like that much. Do you think of smell

897
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 1: during the day. I don't. I think we've talked about

898
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: it before. You you're not a big smell per like

899
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't know that I wasn't a big

900
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: smell person until I caught COVID long ago and my

901
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: smell went away, and I thought, I thought that would

902
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: be the worst side effective coop for me. That was,

903
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: I didn't really get any other symptoms, but I lost

904
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 1: my sense of taste and smell, and UM, I thought

905
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: it was going to be devastating because of how much

906
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: I love food, And I realized that I did not

907
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: miss it because I still liked all the same things.

908
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: It wasn't like I was like, I'm gonna eat healthier now,

909
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 1: or I'm gonna eat these things that I'm usually scared

910
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: too because I can't taste. I love consistency and like creaminess,

911
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: and so you know, my favorite foods are really about

912
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: consistency more than taste. For me, I was I was

913
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: blown away that I wasn't as affected by the smell thing,

914
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: although I did miss like smelling my underwear to see

915
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: if people were like clean or not, or I did

916
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 1: miss like body wash in the shower and just being like, oh,

917
00:48:55,680 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: I'm getting so clean that eucalyptus Nessis it cissair that

918
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: I used that a lot of people got after I

919
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: did a haul on this show. Um, and I yeah,

920
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 1: I missed, I missed that, but no, I just I'm

921
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 1: all about crunch and like smoothness when it comes to taste. Well,

922
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: they say that UM would smell the vanilla verse urine.

923
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 1: It's if you smell Andrew Stanone. Andrew Stanone like if

924
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: you're like there's certain things that certain people like. Yeah,

925
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 1: there's certain they receptors that they sell things other people.

926
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: And if you can't smell that, well, there are diseases

927
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 1: that are like more common depression, schizophrenia, Parkinson's disease. Great, yeah, no,

928
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I have a good sense of smell. I

929
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 1: just don't need it as much as I thought I did. Um,

930
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: but there was this one time could smell COVID in

931
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: you Now, I know I heard that. Um that is

932
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,720
Speaker 1: that's ironic too, you know, because you lose it with covid.

933
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: But um, there was one time I bought a arm

934
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: warm or a credenza sorry from sucking CB two or

935
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: something on you bought it for me. She was at

936
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: the store and she was like, do you like this?

937
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: And I was like, yes, get it. I mean she

938
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: I purchased it with my money, but she would like

939
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: sent me a picture and I'm insecure about like picking

940
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 1: out furniture and think I have bad taste. And I

941
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 1: was like, do you like it? She was like I

942
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 1: love it. I go then yes, I'm gonna get it.

943
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 1: It arrived at our place and I opened the cabinet,

944
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 1: and ever, I miss it so much because and this

945
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: is a weird one, it smelled. It's the only time

946
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 1: I've ever smelled the smell since exactly like the psych

947
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: ward I was in when I got admitted, when I

948
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,399
Speaker 1: was you know, eighteen, I was in a psych word

949
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 1: for like I don't know, I don't even know how

950
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: long it was. Some people think it was a week,

951
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 1: some people said it was a month. I don't remember.

952
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,799
Speaker 1: I don't even remember, um. Which is really funny because

953
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: I was reading that September eleventh article that I was

954
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 1: obsessed with in the Atlantic and they were talking about

955
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: how each person remembers something of how long this girlfriend

956
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 1: stayed with the family of the guy who died. She

957
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: was dating the guy who died in the towers, and

958
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 1: she aid with his family because her family and some

959
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: of them thought she stayed for six months. She thought

960
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 1: she stayed for a week. Others thought she stayed for

961
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,879
Speaker 1: a month. Like it was all over the fucking map.

962
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:16,800
Speaker 1: So um. But anyway, this cabinet smelled exactly like that hospital,

963
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 1: and I've never smelled it before or since. But it

964
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: was actually like it just brought me back to it

965
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: in a there were some good things that happened in

966
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: that hospital for me that I was just that only

967
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 1: eye witness, only I will ever I'm not I don't

968
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 1: I'm not friends with anyone that I met in there,

969
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: even though I made friends, and so it's just almost

970
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: like this, it's almost like a thing that's dead, Like

971
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 1: I got to remember a thing that died to me,

972
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 1: it's really cool. But then I sold it, so I

973
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: gotta find that again. I wonder what it was. It's

974
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:46,320
Speaker 1: interesting that you say that, because, like, how do you

975
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:47,959
Speaker 1: know when people go on the stand there like where

976
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,839
Speaker 1: were you on Tuesday? January? It just makes me think

977
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 1: like if they went through something crazy, like they're not

978
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: going to even they could put a memory is completely unreliable.

979
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: Have you seen have you heard of like how they'll

980
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 1: have a talk like, uh, They'll have a bunch of

981
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 1: witnesses witness a um, a robbery, a woman's purse, set

982
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 1: it up, and then they interview everyone of what they

983
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 1: saw and every It's like people think for sure that

984
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 1: they remember things correctly and they don't. So whenever we

985
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: get in a fight where I'm like I know it's that,

986
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: I'm always in the back of my head like no,

987
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: you don't. You can be totally wrong. So I'm like,

988
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,320
Speaker 1: she needs to go to a psych words getting that cabinet,

989
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 1: getting that credenza. All right, let's take a quick break

990
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 1: and we'll be back with why do I care? All right,

991
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 1: why do I care? I'm guessing this is going to

992
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: be related to the Emmy's. The Emmys came and went

993
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: and I did not even know we had a show

994
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 1: that night. But still, I know I thought about that.

995
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: I was like, everyone at this show didn't watch the Emmys,

996
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: and so I like them. Not only did not everyone

997
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,879
Speaker 1: at the show not watch the Emmy's, No one watch them?

998
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: Do you have to do? Why do I care? Why

999
00:52:56,080 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 1: do I care? Okay, why do I care? Uh so

1000
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 1: at the Emmys? No? No, Chelsea Handler. Oh I know

1001
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: she's dating Joe KOI. Everybody get up. Oh my god,

1002
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 1: I'm so happy for her and him. I mean, I

1003
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 1: don't know them at all, so I can saw this

1004
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 1: last night and I was like, holy sh it doesn't

1005
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 1: make sense to you. No, No, read what she said though,

1006
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 1: Yeah I know what she said. She was like, I

1007
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 1: just am taking this Moe. She looks beautiful in this

1008
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: picture she posted on Instagram. I'm taking this moment to

1009
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 1: reflect on how important everyone is in my life and

1010
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: how many amazing people I have in my life. And

1011
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 1: I also want to say that I am in love

1012
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:39,760
Speaker 1: and the best kind of guy there is. Yeah, there's

1013
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 1: hope for everyone. That kind of stuff. It honestly gave

1014
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 1: me hope. I'm like Chelsea was so um, you know,

1015
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: what's the word for it, cynical about Latif and and yeah,

1016
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: jaded when it came to finding a partner and just

1017
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: you know, a dated guy's in the past. But she

1018
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:00,359
Speaker 1: never really I mean just based on reading that one

1019
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: her latest book was just like it's not for me,

1020
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 1: and uh, I might not ever find it and I

1021
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 1: don't even know that I'm like looking for it. She

1022
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,359
Speaker 1: just seemed like over it and not needing it, which

1023
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 1: is exactly how I've been feeling recently of like my

1024
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: life is pretty fucking good without a partner. I mean,

1025
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 1: unless someone is truly incredible and making my life so

1026
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: much better, I just don't need it. Like there's I'm

1027
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 1: not waiting for my life to take off when I

1028
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 1: find a partner, Like it's already taken off. If I

1029
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: died tomorrow, no one would be like Nicky never had

1030
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 1: a love. No one would say that, Honestly, I don't

1031
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:39,360
Speaker 1: think anyone would be Nikky never had a husband or

1032
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:43,919
Speaker 1: one true love. And when I realized that, I was like, yeah,

1033
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 1: that's it's not a part of my life. That's really

1034
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:48,800
Speaker 1: people are like poor Nikki. I mean, at least I

1035
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: don't think they are, and if they are, it's always

1036
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: inspired by me being like I want a boyfriend, but

1037
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that ship anymore because I don't feel it.

1038
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 1: But Chelsea and Joe Koy, she's noticed since Students and five.

1039
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 1: He was on our TV show on the panel night

1040
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,320
Speaker 1: after night. I mean, he was one of the fixtures

1041
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 1: of it. That's when I was going with him on

1042
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: the road and he was coying. He was one of

1043
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,839
Speaker 1: her most popular panelists. And that's why he was able

1044
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 1: to coy and and have fans is because she put

1045
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 1: him on Chelsea lately. She would always tease him and

1046
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: they were like I think he was maybe even married

1047
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 1: at the time, um, but she was, you know, she

1048
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 1: would do the dead Band Chelsea thing of just like

1049
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,720
Speaker 1: making fun of him, and he was like take her ship,

1050
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 1: and like, uh and I don't know, I want I

1051
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 1: can't wait to find out how they got together and

1052
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:36,400
Speaker 1: like what happened? But they I think it's so sweet

1053
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,839
Speaker 1: because then he was spot they were together canoodling at

1054
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:43,399
Speaker 1: some football game yeah or yeah, Dodger's game, And then

1055
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 1: TMZ asked him afterwards, like, what's with you and Chelsea

1056
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 1: and He's like, she's just how beautiful is she? She's

1057
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: the most beautiful woman? And they were like, are you dating?

1058
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know, but the way he described her,

1059
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 1: like I was just like, oh man, this guy's in love.

1060
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 1: And you know, I hadn't seen that footage prior to

1061
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 1: the story coming out, but it just made me so

1062
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: happy for both of them, and um, yeah, I just

1063
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,839
Speaker 1: like I want to I want to Coy for their relationship.

1064
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 1: I COI this weekend of Bunch. He got very famous,

1065
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,840
Speaker 1: like recently. I wonder if, like how much of it

1066
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 1: is seeing him on like an equal playing field as

1067
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,759
Speaker 1: opposed to like when she like when he worked for her,

1068
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:25,200
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like and then they separated. Yeah,

1069
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 1: I think he's been famous for a while now. Though.

1070
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 1: It's so funny. The other day, Sarah Lena, my good

1071
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:34,720
Speaker 1: friend UM was on. We were on WhatsApps sharing stuff

1072
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:37,360
Speaker 1: and she was like, have you ever heard of um

1073
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:40,279
Speaker 1: this Joe Coy Nikki you might have heard of him?

1074
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's so ironic that I was

1075
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 1: just talking about coining today. Of course I know Joe Coy.

1076
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know, girl, I just like was

1077
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 1: listening to him, and it just made me feel so

1078
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:53,880
Speaker 1: much less alone because he talks about, you know, having

1079
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: a like Asian parents and how strict they are and

1080
00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:00,319
Speaker 1: how they'll never be proud of you, and how they

1081
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: you know, they don't love you enough and and all

1082
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:05,560
Speaker 1: the like emotional abuse. And she was like it made

1083
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 1: me feel like, oh my god, I didn't have It's

1084
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,400
Speaker 1: not like I'm unlovable, that's just the culture. And I

1085
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,720
Speaker 1: was like, how wonderful that she was able to feel

1086
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 1: that way about him, like his comedy award yea, she

1087
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 1: has a perfect voice for she talks like this and

1088
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:28,680
Speaker 1: she's not from She's from California City, California. She's my friend.

1089
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: That's a model, and she talks like this because she

1090
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 1: grew up watching like old movies and she does. I

1091
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 1: don't know, girl, that's I'm I'm worried. But it was

1092
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 1: just delightful that I was all cynical about Joe Koig,

1093
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 1: you know, asking for a standing ovation by standing up,

1094
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:48,480
Speaker 1: and which I will say it again and again. He

1095
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 1: deserved it. I mean, he put on a show that

1096
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: I watched being like I'll never be able to perform

1097
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 1: that way, and like have people that fucking pump to

1098
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 1: see me and you got this weekend. But that's what

1099
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 1: I said. I got to that. Wait, I did get

1100
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 1: some standing os, and um one could argue that I

1101
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 1: was coing because I did stay up there to address them,

1102
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 1: because I was bringing you guys out. Yeah, I don't

1103
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 1: think you did raise the roof a little bit. Oh god,

1104
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 1: you guys, I want to I want to show you

1105
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 1: so bad. The person that does that coin is brought

1106
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:21,919
Speaker 1: to a new level by the person that does this

1107
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 1: subconsciously when she's he and this is just like raising

1108
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: your hand up and down for the people. Yeah, sorry

1109
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 1: for the people listening. This is the most subtle raising. Okay,

1110
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 1: walking out on stage, this is it. Oh my gosh,

1111
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 1: thank you, waving and just upside down like upset like

1112
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,480
Speaker 1: waving and then just doing a sleep of like up

1113
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:50,440
Speaker 1: and you're in the audience and you go. You wouldn't

1114
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 1: even notice it, but there's it's it's it's it's a

1115
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 1: subconscious way to get people to stand up. And I

1116
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 1: don't even think this person I said, she alright, I

1117
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: don't even think she knows she's doing it. But it

1118
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: works because sometimes you do things and it's almost like evolution,

1119
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 1: Like you, this is getting a result and you don't

1120
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 1: even know that that was the behavior that got the result.

1121
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: But now you're going to do it all the time

1122
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 1: subconsciously and you're probably pass it on, like when you

1123
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 1: start talking with an accent without on purpose. But it's

1124
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 1: because it's giving you. It's making these people respond to

1125
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 1: you in a better way, and so you adapt. So

1126
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 1: I'm not accusing someone of being manipulative, but uh, but

1127
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 1: they should stop doing that. Alrighty, this is your redit

1128
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 1: karaoke mode. Alright, so I got some good ones, um today,

1129
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 1: I want to get to the ones that I saved

1130
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 1: a little bit ago, because there's one that's oh wait, no,

1131
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 1: that one was so funny fun Okay, hold on, there

1132
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 1: is one that oh where is it? It said like,

1133
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: oh it was one if you if you heard this

1134
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 1: song and depends on what uh man, I didn't save it.

1135
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 1: I sucked. But it was one of those like a

1136
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 1: blue dress, you know, purple? What was the dress? It

1137
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:15,360
Speaker 1: was either gold, that's right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was

1138
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 1: one of those. Um, and it was like brain storm

1139
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 1: or grain storm or green Beret, like it was like

1140
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 1: whatever word you're reading is what you hear is really creepy. Okay. Um.

1141
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: This is from Dating Advice subredit Dating Advice. It says,

1142
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 1: shout out to women who communicate about sex. I met

1143
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 1: a gal a few weeks ago and have been texting

1144
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:39,040
Speaker 1: and getting to know each other. Um, I'm reading this.

1145
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 1: This is obviously written not correctly. Things have been escalating

1146
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 1: and we made plans for this weekend pretty standard. This

1147
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,040
Speaker 1: last weekend, she told me that since it looks like

1148
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 1: sex is on the table for this weekend, we should

1149
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 1: chat a bit to make sure we are on the

1150
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:53,560
Speaker 1: same page. Whoa. She asked me to provide her with

1151
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,480
Speaker 1: proof I am clean. She did the same, and we

1152
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 1: did a quick rundown of preferences and expectations and boundaries

1153
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 1: to make sure we are on the same page. She

1154
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 1: told me how to handle her orgasm and shut so on.

1155
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 1: I was so impressed by this. It wasn't awkward, but

1156
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,440
Speaker 1: it eliminated so much uncertainty. It was really nice to

1157
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 1: talk like an adult rather than assuming and just going

1158
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 1: for it. I wanted to say how nice this is. Well,

1159
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 1: what do we think about that? I mean, yeah, that

1160
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:17,680
Speaker 1: is something to ask for test results or you know,

1161
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 1: to make sure someone's clean, like have all their teeth

1162
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 1: and everything. No, but I think like you the test,

1163
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:30,600
Speaker 1: Like I talk about the test acide. Okay, that's obviously

1164
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 1: important and we all know that, and none of us

1165
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 1: do it. I'm talking about the preferences. And this is

1166
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:40,520
Speaker 1: how I this is how I come. This is uh,

1167
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:43,120
Speaker 1: this is what I like. This is what I don't like.

1168
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:47,160
Speaker 1: Those things that we all kind of just enter into

1169
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 1: the bedroom and we start just like trying things out,

1170
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 1: and there's something about trial and error that's fun. But

1171
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 1: I would argue that it's honestly not that fun, and

1172
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 1: it's really awkward and it makes four like I was

1173
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:01,920
Speaker 1: saying on the pod the other day, when a guy's

1174
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:03,840
Speaker 1: going down on you or guy's doing something to you

1175
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 1: and it's not what you want. I'm someone who has

1176
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 1: no problem telling people what I want, you know that.

1177
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:11,480
Speaker 1: But there's something about sex that makes me feel like

1178
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:14,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to ruin the mood by being too

1179
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 1: demanding about like this isn't good. I don't want to

1180
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,000
Speaker 1: make him feel insecure that he's doing a bad thing,

1181
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 1: so I can nudge him in the right direction and say, oh,

1182
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:26,240
Speaker 1: that's good. That's but saying like that's not working because

1183
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 1: sometimes you're like, oh, just only positive affirmation. Well what

1184
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:31,479
Speaker 1: if we're doing nothing positive? Okay, so let's say let's say,

1185
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 1: let's say before you even Yeah, so you don't do

1186
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:37,520
Speaker 1: it while you're fucking or while he's going down on you.

1187
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:40,280
Speaker 1: You gotta do it beforehand. So what what would the

1188
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 1: guidelines be that watch my special banging banging? I cannot

1189
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:50,360
Speaker 1: believe how many people I've hooked up with who have

1190
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:56,480
Speaker 1: literally have everything. But that's true. No, I mean I

1191
01:02:56,480 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 1: would say, what would I say it? Girl? What I'm saying? Well, yeah, like,

1192
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 1: what would your guidelines be? How specifically? I have a

1193
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 1: feeling we're going First of all, I don't have sex

1194
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 1: outside of relationships, so that wouldn't happen to me. But

1195
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 1: I have a feeling we're going to get down in

1196
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:14,360
Speaker 1: dirty pretty soon. And um, I just want to let

1197
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 1: you know, I really like finger stuff. I really like

1198
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,960
Speaker 1: more than one finger in me as many as you

1199
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:25,080
Speaker 1: can fit. Um. I like, um, and this isn't by

1200
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 1: the way, I really like just like yeah, some uh

1201
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:39,320
Speaker 1: text cliffs, then go back into the end notes the bibliography.

1202
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,960
Speaker 1: You more fingers? Um. However, let me just start with

1203
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 1: four play like you should not go down there until

1204
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 1: I want until I ask you to. Um. I like

1205
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:52,920
Speaker 1: a lot of over the pants stuff. I think, Um,

1206
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,000
Speaker 1: you can go down there when I sell my jeans

1207
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:57,760
Speaker 1: on like outside stuff. But I'll guide you when I'm

1208
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:04,680
Speaker 1: ready for you to go in. UM no, absolutely if

1209
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 1: I put if um, I uh. Once once we are,

1210
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:14,320
Speaker 1: once I'm being penetrated by anything, UM, that's a good

1211
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:17,000
Speaker 1: time for you to like hold me down in any

1212
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:20,040
Speaker 1: way possible and try to make me come. Just try

1213
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,480
Speaker 1: my My thing is, I mean, if I can tell

1214
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:26,400
Speaker 1: the guy exactly here we go, try to make me

1215
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:29,080
Speaker 1: come as hard as you can without, but like ease

1216
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 1: into it because a lot of times guys just like

1217
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:32,680
Speaker 1: start fingering you, like so hard, and it's just like

1218
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 1: we just got started. Like that's for when I'm like

1219
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,640
Speaker 1: about to come, not let's like twenty minutes in and

1220
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 1: I know this is a long time, but like you know,

1221
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:48,960
Speaker 1: I would say, Um, the goal for me is always

1222
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 1: try to make me come, but don't let say I

1223
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:55,080
Speaker 1: can't until you tell me I can. That's and whatever

1224
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:59,280
Speaker 1: you glean from that in terms of like holding me down,

1225
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:01,320
Speaker 1: telling me not to move all those things. I like that,

1226
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 1: But I would My biggest thing would be do not

1227
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:08,640
Speaker 1: do anything unless I But how specific do you get

1228
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 1: about like the way you finger me? Because I feel

1229
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:14,080
Speaker 1: like that's a thing with guys is we will do

1230
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 1: either the wrong way or like you've talked about this

1231
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,960
Speaker 1: before where like oh I like it like that and

1232
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:25,440
Speaker 1: then like say that, No the second you say like that,

1233
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 1: they change it. Yeah, And I think we all do

1234
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:29,880
Speaker 1: that in bed. I think women do that too, Like

1235
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:31,480
Speaker 1: you'll be getting a bow job and you like keep

1236
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:33,280
Speaker 1: doing that and you just hear that and you're like

1237
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:36,080
Speaker 1: that means faster or something, and so like you just

1238
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 1: shift as soon as you get some validation. But I

1239
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:42,320
Speaker 1: think that's, um that's a big one too, the fingering style.

1240
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:44,959
Speaker 1: I mean, just try whatever you like and then I'll

1241
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:48,040
Speaker 1: eventually hold your hand and be like like this and

1242
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:53,080
Speaker 1: like or all like demonstrate. But um but also I

1243
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,200
Speaker 1: if I don't like something, I will I will stop

1244
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:58,560
Speaker 1: it if it's something that's really not enjoyable and I'm

1245
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:00,600
Speaker 1: not going to fake an orgasm, So you don't have

1246
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:03,880
Speaker 1: to worry about like that. Um. I guess the only

1247
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:08,440
Speaker 1: thing about like getting an instructional manual, uh, because it

1248
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:10,840
Speaker 1: kind of takes this sexiness out of it when you're

1249
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:12,959
Speaker 1: reading it, like where to like how to put together

1250
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 1: a dresser? But um, no, I think there's a sexiness.

1251
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:20,520
Speaker 1: To my point is is like I want to know,

1252
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:23,280
Speaker 1: maybe there's a way to put together to dress a

1253
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:25,760
Speaker 1: different way that you haven't experienced yet. I'm just saying

1254
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:28,400
Speaker 1: that there isn't. I've like, you know what I'm saying,

1255
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:32,560
Speaker 1: I get it, But guys always do this where they're like, no,

1256
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:35,520
Speaker 1: I got it. It's just like there's been moves I've

1257
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:37,800
Speaker 1: been put on me, or a certain kind of blow job,

1258
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,160
Speaker 1: or a certain kind of way we're fucking that I've

1259
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,760
Speaker 1: never experienced before that if I gave you a manual,

1260
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:45,520
Speaker 1: the manual would have changed. I'm saying, no, in your right,

1261
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm saying, take this manual and then work within that

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01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:51,360
Speaker 1: and put your own. Like I like pizza, so I

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01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:54,960
Speaker 1: like these ingredients. Now I can give those ingredients too

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01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,880
Speaker 1: many different people, and I'm going to get a different

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01:06:56,920 --> 01:07:00,680
Speaker 1: kind of pizza each time with spices stuff. Yeah, like

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01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:03,840
Speaker 1: show me what you're what you interpret, what you're gonna

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01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:08,000
Speaker 1: do with all of this, and um and I would

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01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,000
Speaker 1: also so what would you say just to a girl

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01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:17,439
Speaker 1: leading up to it. Um in regards to what I like, like, yeah,

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01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:19,760
Speaker 1: you're about to have sex, Like, hey, here's some things

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Speaker 1: that I like. Here's something that I don't like, anything

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Speaker 1: like that. Um I love a blow job where you

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01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:28,400
Speaker 1: let the penis breathe a little bit, like just constant

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01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:32,000
Speaker 1: uh mouth on penis doesn't work as well. I like

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01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:38,440
Speaker 1: hand with the mouth. Um, I like it. At about

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01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:41,640
Speaker 1: pressure in terms of pressure, do you like a lot

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01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:45,280
Speaker 1: of like a harder pressure, harder pressure, hard pressure. Every

1278
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:48,080
Speaker 1: guy likes harder girls. We are going way too soft.

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01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:50,400
Speaker 1: You can beat the ship out of a penis. But

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Speaker 1: Matail Lane, gay guy Matail Lane, who knows a lot

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01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:57,080
Speaker 1: about sucking dick and receiving, said that don't start with

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01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:00,080
Speaker 1: like your ten, like your performance level. Start with the

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01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:02,360
Speaker 1: three and but up to a five, go back to three,

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01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:04,560
Speaker 1: then take it up to a nine. Don't go say

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01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:07,240
Speaker 1: at nine, go back to a three five ted like

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01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:09,600
Speaker 1: what also depends on whether or not you want to

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01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:11,720
Speaker 1: have sex or not, because if you stay at a nine,

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01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:14,560
Speaker 1: then most likely I'm gonna have an orgasm and then

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01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:16,599
Speaker 1: we're not gonna be having sex. Or as much as

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01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:20,360
Speaker 1: or as there's a less likelihood you know what I mean,

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01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:24,000
Speaker 1: because but yeah, and then sex wise, just reverse cow

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01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:28,360
Speaker 1: girls fun, right, okay with my dude. This move I

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01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:32,559
Speaker 1: learned it imporn and it feels very Yeah, tell us

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01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:36,639
Speaker 1: I'll do reverse cow cow girl and my legs will

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01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:41,639
Speaker 1: be outside her her her legs, so my legs will

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01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:44,679
Speaker 1: be I'll be spread open and her legs will be

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01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:49,519
Speaker 1: inside my legs, right, and it's just it's it works good.

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01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:54,200
Speaker 1: That's a good move. I actually kind of did something

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01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:59,559
Speaker 1: like that yeah before. It feels very to come up with.

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01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 1: Sometimes times when you're doing it where you're like, no,

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Speaker 1: I need to call someone and let them know that

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01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:05,920
Speaker 1: this is a thing. Someone needs to diagram this because

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01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,360
Speaker 1: we just invented a new one, you know, but they

1304
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 1: had to have all been done before I got to

1305
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:13,920
Speaker 1: say though, when I described the blow job where you're

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01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,519
Speaker 1: laying on your back with your head off the bed,

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01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:19,439
Speaker 1: people do not know about that. Well, it's a it's

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01:09:19,439 --> 01:09:22,200
Speaker 1: a strange position to get into. Something makes sense to

1309
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:24,479
Speaker 1: make your throat if you want a deep throat, it

1310
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:26,599
Speaker 1: makes all the sense. I mean, there's still people out

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01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:28,840
Speaker 1: there that like have to put the covers over them

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01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:33,679
Speaker 1: and then fun missionary and stay within three. Yeah, okay,

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01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:35,880
Speaker 1: Well here's one that made me think of you. This

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01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:39,120
Speaker 1: is also from dating Underscore advice. Am I being immature

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01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:40,880
Speaker 1: for not wanting to date a girl I really liked

1316
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:42,519
Speaker 1: after I found out one of my friends sucked her?

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01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:44,759
Speaker 1: So I was talking to this girl for a while

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01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,519
Speaker 1: and I got to really liking her. We haven't been

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01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:48,479
Speaker 1: very physical, as she wants to wait until we're actually

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01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:50,559
Speaker 1: boyfriend and girlfriend before we go too far. She must

1321
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 1: have read getting to I do so. She posted a

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01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:54,840
Speaker 1: picture of me with on her Instagram story and one

1323
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 1: of my friends ended up seeing it. Later that week

1324
01:09:56,479 --> 01:09:58,639
Speaker 1: we were hanging out. He mentioned it and asked what

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01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:00,639
Speaker 1: was going on with us? I said, we've just been

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01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,680
Speaker 1: hanging I'm assuming my friend thought I meant we were

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01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:04,599
Speaker 1: just friends because he told me this. Me and her

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01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:06,439
Speaker 1: used to chill together. We hooked up a few times,

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01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:08,760
Speaker 1: and she is crazy in bed, he said. I of

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01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:10,400
Speaker 1: course didn't want to hear this, but now I have,

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01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:12,360
Speaker 1: and I don't really like her as much anymore. Am

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01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:14,400
Speaker 1: I being immature? Or am I just or am I

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01:10:14,439 --> 01:10:16,439
Speaker 1: justified in not wanting anything to do with her anymore?

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01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:21,200
Speaker 1: I would say, Andrew, you would feel Yeah, I'm sure.

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01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:25,439
Speaker 1: I'm sure people would say, is it because this girl

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01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:28,559
Speaker 1: is gonna be? It's too easy? Now you realize she's easy.

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01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:30,360
Speaker 1: And I think when I was younger, I would feel

1338
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:32,320
Speaker 1: that way. I think it's just like a level of

1339
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,760
Speaker 1: just connection. And you're like, funk, I can't believe he

1340
01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:38,320
Speaker 1: one got the connection before I did too. He'll know

1341
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:42,360
Speaker 1: about that connection all the time that I'm now experiencing,

1342
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:45,240
Speaker 1: like those kind of thoughts and and is the connection

1343
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:47,400
Speaker 1: like what her pussy feels like? Is that what you're

1344
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:52,120
Speaker 1: talking about? Could this happened to me? What can I

1345
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 1: tell you? So? Um? I'm I was friends with someone

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01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:58,120
Speaker 1: that I was also hooking up with them between relationships,

1347
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:02,200
Speaker 1: and when I got to a new one, I brought

1348
01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:05,879
Speaker 1: my boyfriend around and my friend goes, she's a wild

1349
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:09,280
Speaker 1: one in bed. And I didn't know that my friend

1350
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:12,599
Speaker 1: said that to my ex until we had an argument

1351
01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:18,839
Speaker 1: like way down the road and he had it's stored.

1352
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:22,160
Speaker 1: I'm sure, yeah, he brought it up like he never

1353
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:24,680
Speaker 1: really liked my like the friend that said that, And

1354
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:26,640
Speaker 1: I was always like, why why do you always get

1355
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:29,160
Speaker 1: some like tense when he's around? And you know, like

1356
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:31,519
Speaker 1: what what's the deal with that like, why can't I

1357
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:34,160
Speaker 1: just hang out with him? And um, I don't know.

1358
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:36,080
Speaker 1: I guess I never really got down to the bottom

1359
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,200
Speaker 1: of what it was. But I don't even think it

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01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:40,640
Speaker 1: was me hooking up with my friend. I think it

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01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:43,960
Speaker 1: was more of like a macho thing. It's definitely could

1362
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,720
Speaker 1: be a macho thing. But if you're if you have

1363
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:49,000
Speaker 1: a close girlfriend, right like one of your top five girlfriends,

1364
01:11:49,479 --> 01:11:51,840
Speaker 1: and she slept with the guy that you're now going

1365
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:56,680
Speaker 1: to maybe date, you wouldn't think about I'm with him now,

1366
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:59,639
Speaker 1: I got him, and like, but what about when they

1367
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:02,960
Speaker 1: like together, like whatever, Like it wouldn't affect you at all.

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01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,639
Speaker 1: You don't think honestly, no, because he'd be with her

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01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:08,640
Speaker 1: if he wanted to. It's not like and and and

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01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:11,280
Speaker 1: you might argue, like what if she rejected him? I

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01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:15,800
Speaker 1: wouldn't be with someone who I thought wasn't like good

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01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:18,559
Speaker 1: enough for like is was someone that I was like,

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01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:21,200
Speaker 1: oh he's not that good, like she rejected him, Like

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01:12:21,439 --> 01:12:23,320
Speaker 1: I would just feel like, God, she doesn't know what

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01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:26,519
Speaker 1: good is like. And I don't think it affect your

1376
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:32,200
Speaker 1: friendship with her? Um No, I mean I don't. I

1377
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:35,400
Speaker 1: mean maybe it might like for her make it weird.

1378
01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:38,880
Speaker 1: I'd or for the guy, but I I just don't.

1379
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:42,439
Speaker 1: I've had boyfriends who are friends with girls that they've

1380
01:12:42,439 --> 01:12:45,599
Speaker 1: hooked up with, and I've asked about it and they

1381
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:48,240
Speaker 1: didn't tell me because or they were reluctant to tell

1382
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:49,559
Speaker 1: me because they thought it was gonna be a thing.

1383
01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:51,960
Speaker 1: But it just like if he wanted to be with her,

1384
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:53,680
Speaker 1: he'd be with her or she'd be with him. And

1385
01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:56,160
Speaker 1: so I just kind of feel like I won because

1386
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:58,639
Speaker 1: whoever I'm with I always feels like a prize anyway.

1387
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:00,599
Speaker 1: So it just is more confirmation and of that, like

1388
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:03,599
Speaker 1: in the end find out more specifics though, if you're

1389
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:07,760
Speaker 1: like if your girlfriend was like before me was like, man,

1390
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,760
Speaker 1: he fucked me for forty five minute and he went

1391
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:12,840
Speaker 1: down on me for like he did all this ship

1392
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:15,040
Speaker 1: and he wasn't doing it with you, then it would

1393
01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:16,479
Speaker 1: be you know what I mean, Like there could be

1394
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:19,800
Speaker 1: issues there like oh, she's a freaking bed and then

1395
01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:22,599
Speaker 1: you're she's not doing anything and that's probably this guy's

1396
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:24,479
Speaker 1: problem is because he can't sleep with her yet because

1397
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:27,240
Speaker 1: she's waiting until they're more official. But this girl probably

1398
01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:30,680
Speaker 1: just probably drank a lot. I mean that was in

1399
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:33,200
Speaker 1: the past, Like, there are guys that I hooked up

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01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:35,120
Speaker 1: with that I would never hook up with now. But

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01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:37,479
Speaker 1: the person I am now is such a better person

1402
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:41,559
Speaker 1: that you're getting than the one that hooked up with them.

1403
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,920
Speaker 1: But I get like being like, oh, I don't want

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01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:47,280
Speaker 1: this car because someone else drove it, but I just

1405
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:52,160
Speaker 1: it's like, get over it. Final thought. This one is

1406
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:56,320
Speaker 1: from uh the subreddit AskMen man, what is the best

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01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:58,679
Speaker 1: decision you have ever made in your life? This guy

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01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:01,559
Speaker 1: says Stereo food said, learned to say no to big decisions,

1409
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:03,680
Speaker 1: even under immense pressure. You don't have to agree to

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01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:06,040
Speaker 1: anything that's not fair to you, even if it makes

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01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:09,320
Speaker 1: the other person mad. Yes, that's right. I mean that's

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01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:12,040
Speaker 1: what I say all the times, Like, don't do things

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01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:15,679
Speaker 1: just because you feel bad. Don't do things just because

1414
01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:19,400
Speaker 1: you feel bad. That is not what anyone what went

1415
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:21,719
Speaker 1: from you? Like you wouldn't want someone to do something

1416
01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:24,280
Speaker 1: for you just because they feel bad, so and if

1417
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:29,000
Speaker 1: you do, then you're a weird person. Like I guess, yeah,

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01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:32,760
Speaker 1: I think, well, circumstances, context is, I don't know. I

1419
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:35,599
Speaker 1: think like there's times where it's harder to make a

1420
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:40,000
Speaker 1: decision selfishly. If if there's other things to lose from it,

1421
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:44,120
Speaker 1: but I understand doing something selfishly, Like, for instance, yesterday

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01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:46,639
Speaker 1: you took a later flight because I made us late

1423
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:48,760
Speaker 1: for the airport we couldn't check our bags in time.

1424
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:51,479
Speaker 1: I took the later the earlier flight because I just

1425
01:14:51,479 --> 01:14:53,639
Speaker 1: went on without bags. You stayed behind for a later

1426
01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:57,360
Speaker 1: flight that got in way more late, so inconvenient, just

1427
01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:00,680
Speaker 1: because I put us in that position. You may have

1428
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:04,280
Speaker 1: done that because you probably didn't want to do that.

1429
01:15:04,360 --> 01:15:06,200
Speaker 1: Who would want to do that? But you did it

1430
01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:09,960
Speaker 1: because you were a good friend, and I hopefully was

1431
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:13,040
Speaker 1: like gracious enough to you to make you feel like, Okay,

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01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:15,920
Speaker 1: she's not just like it's she's not being an asshole

1433
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:18,960
Speaker 1: to me by doing this. So there's there's a part

1434
01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:21,120
Speaker 1: part of doing things as a favor and being like, oh,

1435
01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:24,400
Speaker 1: this will make my friend happy and make her life easier.

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01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:27,040
Speaker 1: And then there's one thing of doing it just because

1437
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:31,640
Speaker 1: you feel bad. I mean, I think, I mean, I

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01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:36,479
Speaker 1: think it was less about friendship and more about like,

1439
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:39,960
Speaker 1: on the weekend, I work for you. If I'm going

1440
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,960
Speaker 1: to be completely honest, if it was just straight up friendship,

1441
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:47,519
Speaker 1: I would be very upset. So I need so with

1442
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:49,920
Speaker 1: our our we we just have a weird relationship like that.

1443
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:52,360
Speaker 1: I mean, but I look at it like you know,

1444
01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:54,200
Speaker 1: if you're in the army and your boss tells you

1445
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:57,960
Speaker 1: to do something that's that is inconvenient, you do it

1446
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:02,040
Speaker 1: because the greater good is I made good money this weekend.

1447
01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:03,600
Speaker 1: I had great shows, and there was a lot of

1448
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:05,920
Speaker 1: positive and I want to keep doing that. Right, right,

1449
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:07,880
Speaker 1: that makes sense. But I do think that, like in

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01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:10,120
Speaker 1: certain circumstances, Let's say we were traveling as friends and

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01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:11,720
Speaker 1: I had to get back for a thing that I

1452
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:14,960
Speaker 1: had early, that you might do that just out of

1453
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:17,880
Speaker 1: the goodness of being a friend. Yes, you've done something

1454
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:20,440
Speaker 1: for me like that before, of course, of course, but

1455
01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:23,960
Speaker 1: saying you'd be you could be more furious at me.

1456
01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:25,920
Speaker 1: But you could have been furious at me yesterday too.

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01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:28,559
Speaker 1: It was completely would have been fine. I mean, I

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01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:32,559
Speaker 1: was furious at myself, But I feel like for you

1459
01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:36,000
Speaker 1: to say I would have been fucking furious is not

1460
01:16:37,080 --> 01:16:39,880
Speaker 1: like that I would. I don't know if you go back,

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01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:41,639
Speaker 1: I don't think I said fun. I think I said

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01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:44,720
Speaker 1: I'd be more upset. Maybe I said, did I think

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01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:48,080
Speaker 1: you said something like which was very angry? Well, I

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01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:52,519
Speaker 1: would have been upset because like if because I made

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01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:54,360
Speaker 1: us late and then you have to stay behind because

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01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:59,280
Speaker 1: of my thing. Yes, but in sometimes in life you

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01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:01,120
Speaker 1: even know what you're would be upset if that if

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01:17:01,160 --> 01:17:04,240
Speaker 1: I did that to you, I absolutely would. But what

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01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:06,360
Speaker 1: I'm saying, if if I knew you had to get

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01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:08,240
Speaker 1: back for something and you were like, I'm so sorry,

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Speaker 1: fuck this, I really fucked it up, Like I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: that there might be a world in which I would go, yeah,

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01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:17,559
Speaker 1: you did suck it up, but okay, I can do

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01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:20,519
Speaker 1: this and then like next time, you'll get me when

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01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:23,479
Speaker 1: something like this happens. And I think I was I'm

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01:17:23,479 --> 01:17:25,120
Speaker 1: not saying that. That's why I was saying that was

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Speaker 1: maybe a little bit of that too, because I feel

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01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,320
Speaker 1: like I was apologetic in the best way I could

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01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:33,320
Speaker 1: be and took ownership of it. Yes, and I think

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01:17:33,360 --> 01:17:36,240
Speaker 1: I was understanding the best I could be. Yeah, you totally.

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01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:38,559
Speaker 1: You were so cool about it. I was like, so

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01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:43,840
Speaker 1: it was so nice. Okay. Some other people said on

1483
01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:47,000
Speaker 1: this thing, um the best decision they made long term investing.

1484
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,920
Speaker 1: My only regret was not starting much earlier in life. Okay,

1485
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,479
Speaker 1: that's a common one. Once I found someone said once

1486
01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:55,559
Speaker 1: I found three pounds of meth working at ups I

1487
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:58,360
Speaker 1: was using at the meth I was using at the

1488
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:00,519
Speaker 1: meth at the time, and decided that would ruined me.

1489
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:03,719
Speaker 1: I turned it in. Oh that was the best decision

1490
01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:06,960
Speaker 1: they made. That's cool. That's a great found three pounds

1491
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:10,920
Speaker 1: of meth. He was on math at the time. And yeah,

1492
01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:13,040
Speaker 1: because first of all, he probably loses his job. Not

1493
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:20,960
Speaker 1: only is a methodic four pounds I've heard. Uh, this

1494
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,519
Speaker 1: one was good. Dropping everything to pick up my son

1495
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:25,720
Speaker 1: before his mother could move six hours away with him.

1496
01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:27,439
Speaker 1: She went down a bad path for a few years,

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01:18:27,439 --> 01:18:28,880
Speaker 1: and when I got the text that she was moving

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01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:30,720
Speaker 1: and taking him with her, I dropped everything and went

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01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:32,760
Speaker 1: to go get him before she could. Thank god, my

1500
01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:34,679
Speaker 1: boss at the time was a good dude. I told

1501
01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:36,679
Speaker 1: him the situation and he told me to drop everything

1502
01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:38,880
Speaker 1: and go. I didn't even have to ask, he just said,

1503
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:40,720
Speaker 1: go get your son. Ten years later and my son

1504
01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:43,120
Speaker 1: is doing well. It hasn't been perfect, but the ups

1505
01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:46,800
Speaker 1: and downs. Uh, he's turned. Despite the downs, he's turned

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01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:49,120
Speaker 1: to do a great young man. Oh that's cute. That's

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01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:52,200
Speaker 1: a good one. Are there any what's your best decision

1508
01:18:52,240 --> 01:18:56,040
Speaker 1: you ever made? As a man when steaks were high

1509
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:58,920
Speaker 1: like something like that. I just looking like you look

1510
01:18:58,960 --> 01:18:59,960
Speaker 1: by it on your life. It doesn't have to be

1511
01:18:59,960 --> 01:19:01,960
Speaker 1: the us one. What's a good decision that maybe other

1512
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,599
Speaker 1: men could learn from My toughest decision. Well, I've quit

1513
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:07,599
Speaker 1: a lot of things which I think looks a lot

1514
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:09,760
Speaker 1: of people look at it negatively. And I think we've talked,

1515
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:13,040
Speaker 1: we talked about this last week about how quitting is

1516
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:16,600
Speaker 1: could be the strongest thing you've done. Um, quitting the

1517
01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:20,080
Speaker 1: job that I was working for my older brother, uh,

1518
01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:23,720
Speaker 1: where money was good, but I was not doing what

1519
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:26,679
Speaker 1: I wanted to do. I was having insane panic attacks

1520
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:29,800
Speaker 1: and instead of sticking with it and manning it out,

1521
01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:32,800
Speaker 1: I've ran with my tail between my legs back to

1522
01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:37,640
Speaker 1: Florida and uh and it caused arguments between me and

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01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:40,360
Speaker 1: my brother and uh, yeah, it was really tough decision

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01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:47,160
Speaker 1: to make at the time. And uh yeah, I don't know. Yeah,

1525
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:49,800
Speaker 1: I summoned biles. I chose my mental health first. But

1526
01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:52,519
Speaker 1: probably in the future you would want to catch it

1527
01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:55,679
Speaker 1: before you would just like abandon the shop like you're

1528
01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:58,240
Speaker 1: The decision overall was good, but like the way you

1529
01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:01,639
Speaker 1: executed it could be a so many like where I've quit,

1530
01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:04,760
Speaker 1: you could quit. Quitting can be strong, but how you

1531
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:06,880
Speaker 1: quit you can do it in a way with a

1532
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:09,040
Speaker 1: little bit more tact, but at the time you just

1533
01:20:09,120 --> 01:20:11,519
Speaker 1: can't because you feel like everything on your shop. Yeah,

1534
01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:14,040
Speaker 1: it's like ghosting like you. Sometimes I just stopped showing

1535
01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:16,439
Speaker 1: up for work, or like one time this I quit

1536
01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:18,840
Speaker 1: and the woman was like calling me, being like, you

1537
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:20,840
Speaker 1: have a paycheck here, like come get it, and I

1538
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:22,960
Speaker 1: was like too embarrassed to like show my face back there.

1539
01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:25,439
Speaker 1: So like I didn't get paid for like my last

1540
01:20:25,439 --> 01:20:27,880
Speaker 1: two weeks of work because I just was like you,

1541
01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:32,160
Speaker 1: that was my first job. So sorry to where in

1542
01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:36,479
Speaker 1: Vogue Salon and Depair. Sorry Mary, you were really sweet

1543
01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:39,599
Speaker 1: to me. Why did you though? Because it was just

1544
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,800
Speaker 1: I was I was really bad at it, and I

1545
01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:44,080
Speaker 1: cried on the job and I at the time that

1546
01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:46,200
Speaker 1: we didn't have computers keeping our schedule, so it was

1547
01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:49,160
Speaker 1: like all pen on paper and I was crying because

1548
01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:52,639
Speaker 1: I overcharged this woman like five dollars accidentally by pushing

1549
01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:57,639
Speaker 1: next to zero and I was tried and my my tears.

1550
01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:59,599
Speaker 1: The woman that was my boss was over my shoulder

1551
01:20:59,640 --> 01:21:03,680
Speaker 1: comfort me crying at her business for and she and

1552
01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:07,719
Speaker 1: my tear drop smeared like five appointments because it dropped

1553
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:09,400
Speaker 1: down and like it was just wiped out. We had

1554
01:21:09,479 --> 01:21:12,040
Speaker 1: no we had no way of getting them back. So

1555
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:15,040
Speaker 1: thank God for us. You know, we got to go

1556
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:18,400
Speaker 1: over every job we've quit on here at some point,

1557
01:21:18,439 --> 01:21:21,040
Speaker 1: I've quit so many things. All right, guys, I gotta

1558
01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:23,080
Speaker 1: quit this show today because we're out of time. We'll

1559
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:25,040
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow in the show Don't be cut and

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01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:27,040
Speaker 1: Jack