Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello here I am.
Speaker 1: It's a Nicky Glazer podcast. Welcome to the show. It's Tuesday.
Speaker 1: What are you doing out there? I'm doing pretty damn good.
Speaker 1: We just recorded Monday's episode. You know, I'm going to
Speaker 1: be transparent with you. It's Monday here, um, but it's Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Where you are on your Marina's here. I'm in San
Speaker 1: Jose and beautiful the a C. If you have a
Speaker 1: chance to stay in an a C Marian Andrew Colin.
Speaker 1: Yeah you are, Aren't they so good? Fantastic? What do
Speaker 1: you like about? You're one in Huntsville at Alabama Andrews
Speaker 1: and Huntsville, Alabama. They're They're really nice. I really recommend them.
Speaker 1: I just they're clean, they're modern. I don't know. The
Speaker 1: gym has everything you need. I mean, what do you
Speaker 1: need in the gym? What is a tiny little, a
Speaker 1: biggie bouncy book? I mean gay like it has everything
Speaker 1: a girl needs. But like guys like to do lift
Speaker 1: in some heavyweight I'm using that. Do you really use
Speaker 1: the big ball? I'm doing physical therapy on my knee,
Speaker 1: so I need to do these squats with the ball
Speaker 1: up against the wall. I need a yoga mat and
Speaker 1: I need Oh that is a lot of stuff. I
Speaker 1: wanted to look at me while I across the room
Speaker 1: with my rubber bands. Oh. I was in the gym
Speaker 1: yesterday here and I was just I don't get to
Speaker 1: really talk outside of doing the podcast or being on
Speaker 1: stage anymore because of my fucking voice. But I was
Speaker 1: because of what hands main tail Chris. Oh, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: you know, just legislation and the way the world's going,
Speaker 1: hands made, handmade, hands, hands, hand maids. M I heard
Speaker 1: someone at the show this weekend. I heard them saying, um,
Speaker 1: a man array. So I heard I overheard a manoray
Speaker 1: and I was like me about that? Yeah, apparently that
Speaker 1: was so satisfied. I told so many people about it
Speaker 1: after the bag. I was like, it started out as
Speaker 1: me going, can you believe this woman didn't know what
Speaker 1: a Manta ray was? And then it turned into Manta ray, Nikki,
Speaker 1: what do you wasting manta? And I go, yeah, you
Speaker 1: go no, it's a man array And I go, oh,
Speaker 1: you thought, how do you spell man array? And you
Speaker 1: go a m It was like it was so many
Speaker 1: levels of like you weren't the person that was like
Speaker 1: the word I didn't know it and it ended up
Speaker 1: being like I bet you that you you knew what
Speaker 1: it was. You heard that. I have a question if
Speaker 1: they saw Andrew, if you saw out there, yeah, in Florida,
Speaker 1: were all we shared it at a water bed, was
Speaker 1: in your bathtub? If you saw a single a man
Speaker 1: array in Florida and you wanted to say, like I
Speaker 1: saw a man array, would you say, I saw in
Speaker 1: a man array? How would you say it? Just one? Yeah? Honestly,
Speaker 1: what would you have said? I mean, we covered this
Speaker 1: on the podcast. He just thought people say, I don't
Speaker 1: think you saw I think your answer would have been
Speaker 1: I saw a man array. But you just think people
Speaker 1: say it that way like I saw elephant, Yeah I
Speaker 1: saw elephant. I saw I saw tiger. I guess yeah,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't think to say a man array or just
Speaker 1: feels very see like when you say it like that,
Speaker 1: I don't know what does see an enemy? That's why? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there we go. Now we cover that the other day. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: it's confusing. Life is weird. Um So the gym. So
Speaker 1: I was in the gym and I was lip sinking
Speaker 1: to Taylor Swift and I just love and I get
Speaker 1: to like the only time workouts go fast as if
Speaker 1: I can pretend I'm in a music video or like
Speaker 1: really sing along to it. And it was so fun
Speaker 1: to be alone in a gym because you can really
Speaker 1: let her rip. But you can't do that in a
Speaker 1: regular gym because people look at you like you're crazy.
Speaker 1: But you could. There are people that just really let
Speaker 1: loosen gems, and that's what they need to do. I
Speaker 1: walked in and there was there was one other guy
Speaker 1: in the gym, and he was listening to music with
Speaker 1: no headphones, and he was like listening to like the
Speaker 1: cheesiest like like I don't just like a very cheesy
Speaker 1: music that but he like quickly like turned it off,
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, bro, oh that's nice playing it.
Speaker 1: Keep playing it's nice. He quickly turned it off because
Speaker 1: he was alone, he can listen to it without of course, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not even mad about it. I actually I was.
Speaker 1: You know, I also had headphones like with noise canceling,
Speaker 1: but it's I don't mind it. Some people have problem
Speaker 1: with that, though. I have a problem when people do
Speaker 1: it and they don't they don't ask you first, so
Speaker 1: they don't show a little bit of you know, and
Speaker 1: I hate shitty speakers. So when people are like, I
Speaker 1: want to listen if I'm trying to show on your
Speaker 1: new song, I go, let's just wait until it's on
Speaker 1: good speakers, because everything's going to sound like ship on this, Like,
Speaker 1: if I want you to really like a song, my
Speaker 1: friend Catherine shout out if she's listening. She always used
Speaker 1: to listen to her laptop to listen to music, and
Speaker 1: she got really offended once when I was like, what,
Speaker 1: you love music, why are you listening to it on
Speaker 1: as someone as a musician. Don't you get offended when
Speaker 1: people listen to music on like Tinny Terrible? It depends
Speaker 1: on this situation. I listened to a lot of music
Speaker 1: on my laptop just to listen back to things. So sure.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but if you really trying to have a
Speaker 1: sonic experiences car, get in a car and you turn
Speaker 1: it up. Yeah yeah, I mean, I guess I don't
Speaker 1: get offended. I was just like, I just want you
Speaker 1: to experience is the best way you can And I
Speaker 1: remember her being like, it really hurt my feelings. Um,
Speaker 1: but that was in college and we've moved past that.
Speaker 1: A lot of musicians will get in a car to
Speaker 1: hear like everything, Like you really get the experience. It's
Speaker 1: surrounding you. It's like, what does it sound like? Yeah,
Speaker 1: last night Anya and I were performing before the show
Speaker 1: on Instagram live on the podcast Instagram, and we had
Speaker 1: the music from the loaded music, you know, when people
Speaker 1: are loading into the shows, we play Spotify playlist and
Speaker 1: but we were at this really cool theater that had
Speaker 1: really good UM speakers in each of the dressing room
Speaker 1: so that you can hear what's going on stage. So
Speaker 1: when people are doing quick changes or the ballet or whatever,
Speaker 1: they can be like, oh, the Nutcracker. This part is
Speaker 1: like they just know where the show is. And it's
Speaker 1: great because when I go for a quick change, I
Speaker 1: can't have or hear whoever is on stage, and this
Speaker 1: time I got to. But we couldn't escape the music
Speaker 1: and we wanted to play music. So we went into
Speaker 1: the bathroom and I sat on the toilet and Anya
Speaker 1: was in the shower and we were playing. We had
Speaker 1: these toilet sessions. It was so fun. We're putting out
Speaker 1: a B side record just the toilet sessions and every
Speaker 1: time I'm not shipping in there. Yeah, that's a really
Speaker 1: good point. If you were there, we would not have
Speaker 1: been able to enter for at least what you minute.
Speaker 1: Oh man, can you imagine if they were like, okay, Nicky,
Speaker 1: were ready for your vocals, Andrew's done with the bathroom,
Speaker 1: get in there. I know that recorded beautiful. I am beautiful.
Speaker 1: That song. She recorded it laying down on the ground.
Speaker 1: No matter what they say, she was laying flat on
Speaker 1: her back. I don't know why I know that. I
Speaker 1: just remember maybe Apple to Really I've seen heroin album
Speaker 1: in like a long time. Why did she stop recording? Like?
Speaker 1: What was no? No? Fiona Apple twenty? It's really good?
Speaker 1: Yeah good. I didn't like it the first leston. I've
Speaker 1: been listening to it recently. There's this one song where she's,
Speaker 1: like Juanique was said, ahead, I have potential. I cannot
Speaker 1: stop listening to it. It's so good. It's about growing
Speaker 1: up and um, it's so good. I let that album
Speaker 1: a lot too. It reminds me Shaniqua has said, I
Speaker 1: had Potential reminds me of the song that we came
Speaker 1: up with this weekend where we were talking about our
Speaker 1: friend Taylor and we were in the car driving to
Speaker 1: a gig and um, and I was like seeing if
Speaker 1: Taylor could send because Taylor was staying in my place.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you do you know when Taylor
Speaker 1: is getting back from Guatemala because she's in Guatemala right now,
Speaker 1: and she goes, I don't know when I go, I
Speaker 1: gotta check the girl's trip thing to see if she's
Speaker 1: told us, and she goes, ones that bitch get back
Speaker 1: from When does that bitch get back from Guatemala? Whant
Speaker 1: that bitch get back from Guatemala? And then Caleb was like,
Speaker 1: that sounds like a great fucking song. When's that bitch
Speaker 1: get back from Guatemala? When's that bitch get back from?
Speaker 1: Is that? Was? It? Was that that? But you do
Speaker 1: have to make it a little more urban. So just
Speaker 1: when that bitch get back from Guatamala, Like I canceled,
Speaker 1: So I'm going to keep it bright and light and white.
Speaker 1: When's that bitch get back from Guatemala? As a big hit.
Speaker 1: It's a tough ten head here And oh my god,
Speaker 1: last night, what about your nephews? Beat did you already
Speaker 1: talk about that? Oh? Yeah, that was another thing that
Speaker 1: happened in the car. No, my nephew. My sister sent
Speaker 1: a video of like, I was like, I just some
Speaker 1: craving seeing the kids. So she just filmed the kids
Speaker 1: and she was just kind of like making a video
Speaker 1: of Forest, who is less than one. He was born.
Speaker 1: It was oh, it was all one Thanksgiving, he'll be one. Um.
Speaker 1: He's standing up at the table as babies do, and
Speaker 1: he has like a marker in his hand. And she says,
Speaker 1: he's like very musical. And I know all parents say that,
Speaker 1: but I've never heard her say that about her other
Speaker 1: two kids. And she says that he just like it's
Speaker 1: always like beating on things and like likes rhythms. And
Speaker 1: I swear to god, this is on loop of him,
Speaker 1: But I just that was there was nothing else going
Speaker 1: on in that video. Feet to that there's something there's
Speaker 1: another clickity clack that you can't really place going on
Speaker 1: in the video, but that was all him sound. I
Speaker 1: did not add anything to the video. This is it
Speaker 1: on loop? Okay, let me just play. I don't understand that.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense to me. Together when's that bit
Speaker 1: kid from Glatemala? When I guess it, I mean that
Speaker 1: is I said that that's insane. That's like an arcade
Speaker 1: fire song. It's no. I want to like, I want
Speaker 1: to make a song out of it. It's so good
Speaker 1: and I don't understand it. What was the other sound
Speaker 1: coming from? Though, honestly like he was hitting something else,
Speaker 1: maybe clatter in the room or like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe I'm the genius because I heard it,
Speaker 1: but I like, who knows. You know, we're not ready
Speaker 1: to ste point. You are a genius because you hear
Speaker 1: and see things that most people don't like. We were
Speaker 1: walking to Starbucks and Nikki stops and looks at these
Speaker 1: two pipes and she's like, doesn't that look like they're
Speaker 1: having a relationship, and she just pipe was comforting the
Speaker 1: other pipe. I have to show you. I'll put it
Speaker 1: on the Instagram. But do you see things on the
Speaker 1: street at times? At like I don't even know that
Speaker 1: you're paying attention, And look at this. I wonder if
Speaker 1: you guys can see it. But it looks like one
Speaker 1: of the pipes is sad and the other one is
Speaker 1: like it's okay, man, let me just show you. Hold on,
Speaker 1: let me. It's kind of hard to see. So there's
Speaker 1: this here, yeah, okay, one is comforting. Okay, so their
Speaker 1: arms are and it looks like and that's his head
Speaker 1: looking down like I'm so sad. It's like, it's okay,
Speaker 1: it's kissing its head. The relationship. I was like, god,
Speaker 1: the video of Luke Combs. He's a country singer and
Speaker 1: he got inducted into the Grand Old Opry and he
Speaker 1: did exactly that like that. Hug was like, literally, I
Speaker 1: don't know really image of that. It would that, I will,
Speaker 1: I will, So I gotta send you Aaron Carter getting
Speaker 1: beat up by Nick Carter and Luke Combs getting on
Speaker 1: but a lot to look at a lot of stuff
Speaker 1: for the investigate too. Um, they can't get it out
Speaker 1: of my head. Yeah, I don't know how I did it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense to me. Last night on the show,
Speaker 1: we had um it was on your Me and then
Speaker 1: this uh comedian named Julia lad Cowitz, who my friend
Speaker 1: comedian Nora Haddi recommended, and um, she was like, my
Speaker 1: friend Julia would like to open for you, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that sure, have her come to I
Speaker 1: didn't really know her from anyone, but she ends up
Speaker 1: being so cool and so fun and she looks like
Speaker 1: us like it was just another blonde white girl. And
Speaker 1: I said when I after the show, you know, after
Speaker 1: I walk out and stage, I was like, I just
Speaker 1: love to give women of color opportunities. And I like
Speaker 1: women of different blondes, blonde hair color. I just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: golden blonde. Um, they liked it. But I know I
Speaker 1: could get canceled for that. Obviously I was joking. And um,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what color hair this girl had. When
Speaker 1: Nora HADDI, who is someone who gave an opportunity? Who
Speaker 1: is a woman of color? She said that she actually
Speaker 1: told Julia because their friends. Nora was like, the only
Speaker 1: white girls I like are you and Taylor Swift? She said,
Speaker 1: that's Julia And I was like that about me, But
Speaker 1: I'm sure Nora would throw me in there too. Um.
Speaker 1: So that was fun. The show was so fun last night. Um,
Speaker 1: I slept really well. What else is there to cover? Um? Oh,
Speaker 1: what what's going on in Huntsville? Tell us about did
Speaker 1: your golf down there? Did you get anything done in
Speaker 1: that respect? Andrew? No, So I opened for Heather McMahon. Uh,
Speaker 1: she's like running like she's trying to run a new
Speaker 1: hour before she starts doing theater stuff. I've never been out.
Speaker 1: I think i've been in Alabama one other Have you
Speaker 1: ever been Alabama? It's I mean, it's been, it is
Speaker 1: I've been in birming him a few times. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I've done birming him. Yeah I know Albama. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: I have been. I mean it's what I don't know.
Speaker 1: So it was fun. It was a really good time.
Speaker 1: I mean it's her audiences are like even more women
Speaker 1: than most women audiences. And then the guys like, you know,
Speaker 1: a lot of road tide, a lot of just and
Speaker 1: then during the day we just we go we get
Speaker 1: some their foodies. So we'll go get some like really
Speaker 1: good like Southern. I ate, like, who is there? Uh?
Speaker 1: So Heather has another guy named Chris who goes on
Speaker 1: the road with her as a manager. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: m that him. I like him. Yeah, he was great.
Speaker 1: He was fun. And uh we went and ate at
Speaker 1: this place and I got like sausage gravy biscuits like
Speaker 1: real Southern. And then you just feel I did it
Speaker 1: ruined the whole day, like I can't my Jewish stomach
Speaker 1: can't be a strong like I. It would ruin my
Speaker 1: day because I'd be like I just ate like crap,
Speaker 1: and I feel like, oh God, why did I do that?
Speaker 1: But it just it physically made you feel so physically,
Speaker 1: I just my body is made to fucking only eat
Speaker 1: like three things, and I just I just I shut down.
Speaker 1: I ended up in bed watching football all day. And
Speaker 1: that's all you do on the road, Like I wish
Speaker 1: I did something, but yeah, you don't do much on
Speaker 1: the road. We yes and look at homes. That was
Speaker 1: kind of fun. It was funny, like the houses here
Speaker 1: they put the date of when they were built, but
Speaker 1: you know their slaves here, you know, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: It's like it's just the year and then the name
Speaker 1: of the family and it's like eighteen forty six, and
Speaker 1: then next door is like eighteen fifty three. Like it
Speaker 1: feels like a competition is going on that no one wins,
Speaker 1: you know, who has the older house or yeah, who
Speaker 1: has the oldest Civil War? When things were good, this
Speaker 1: house was built. It's just like a fucking rock. It's
Speaker 1: like four A D, you know, like just like like
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see one house that was like
Speaker 1: two thousand twenty one. But it is funny that no
Speaker 1: one ever establishes things anymore. Like when you see it's
Speaker 1: a business, that's like has established. You're like, what, why
Speaker 1: would you even stop it? But but the thing is
Speaker 1: you got to do those signs because someday it will,
Speaker 1: I mean the world. I don't think it's gonna last
Speaker 1: long enough for those things that actually matter like now,
Speaker 1: just but like even um, whenever I go to concerts,
Speaker 1: I go I don't want to buy a shirt because
Speaker 1: it's like I don't want like a new concert shirt.
Speaker 1: But I bought a Taylor Swift shirt in two thousand
Speaker 1: twelve that our concert, and it is you can't find
Speaker 1: it for less than three dar online now because it's
Speaker 1: like such a cool shirt and it has all the
Speaker 1: dates on the back and its vintage. So you've got
Speaker 1: to think about concert church. Those actually do have value
Speaker 1: within fifteen years. Like my friend Scott who sells all
Speaker 1: these vintage shirts. He's like Britney Spear shirts, justin Timberlake shirts,
Speaker 1: you know back shirt boys. Those things go for hundreds
Speaker 1: of dollars now. So uh, if you go to an
Speaker 1: interesting think you're too good. Well, a T shirt gets
Speaker 1: better over over time because it gets more vintage, it
Speaker 1: gets more broken down. A house you would think you're
Speaker 1: paying more for essentially a shitty house like the plumbing,
Speaker 1: I'm sure, isn't that good? Is not that good? There's
Speaker 1: more goes. The wood floors are creaking, there's probably like
Speaker 1: a dead maid in there somewhere, and you're like, man,
Speaker 1: this was built in four I love it's like no,
Speaker 1: like by a house that has heat, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, I don't know, it's just it's just funny,
Speaker 1: um because I don't know. I feel like in Charleston
Speaker 1: it was like that too, like just like this is
Speaker 1: the history and you can't add an infinity pool or
Speaker 1: we'll fucking shoot you. Like, you can't change things up.
Speaker 1: You've got to keep it the same, all right, to
Speaker 1: keep it historic. I don't know how anyone does anything
Speaker 1: on the road, like during the day. I know that
Speaker 1: a lot of comics like go to museums and go
Speaker 1: out and like take pictures of the town. And I'm
Speaker 1: just like, I'm fucking exhausted by this work. There's no
Speaker 1: time either. Like Holla told us to go to some
Speaker 1: place called Junkies for vintage clothing and reno, and I
Speaker 1: was thinking, well, you ain't never going to get to
Speaker 1: people always, but we get to order from restaurants, so
Speaker 1: that is good. To give us restaurant orders, which we
Speaker 1: had the best. Get that fuck. Shout out to if
Speaker 1: you're ever in Santa Rosa. What did we have? The
Speaker 1: something plumb, the cozy plum, cozy plum. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my friend calls her vagina. It was so delicious. Then
Speaker 1: last night the Vegetarian House or whatever that was, I
Speaker 1: was like, I was. My soup was nearly a Senegalese soup.
Speaker 1: It had a thickness and a peanutiness to it that
Speaker 1: was so good. And the cozy one that night, and
Speaker 1: shout out to see we haven't forgotten about you. We
Speaker 1: had the best waitress last night, this woman named Mary
Speaker 1: who looked like she just like she was walking so slow,
Speaker 1: and she was so like like the smallest person like
Speaker 1: I've ever seen, Like she wasn't that small short why
Speaker 1: just small and southern with like glasses that were thicker
Speaker 1: than like like like like like five people like old
Speaker 1: women because usually they're no people are just like that's
Speaker 1: not much in them. But she started she started pouring
Speaker 1: like the water and she couldn't even like pick the
Speaker 1: water up, and like we were just like at first
Speaker 1: were like she was taking so slow and uh, but
Speaker 1: then I found We found that later, but really it's
Speaker 1: that's not the joke. It's not the joke, but like
Speaker 1: she was just so weak and everything was taking so slow,
Speaker 1: and we're like, okay, come, can we just have my
Speaker 1: taking water that can like like can like move like
Speaker 1: everything slow here, Like you're like, he won't grain to
Speaker 1: myke It's like spit it out. I'm hungry. I was
Speaker 1: listening everything, so I was thinking about, Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: was just thinking about like if an intruder came into
Speaker 1: the house and they called the cops and they'd be
Speaker 1: stabbed by like the second sentence, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: saunters shriff. We'll just get out of his car, just
Speaker 1: one down and then the other boot and then it
Speaker 1: goes to a wide shot and he arches his back
Speaker 1: and goes, oh, let's check this out. It's like, what
Speaker 1: doesn't okay, we gotta go to break. We'll be back
Speaker 1: with more after this, including Brettit dumb. Hey guys, I'm
Speaker 1: laying in bed, So if I sound differently, it's because
Speaker 1: I've got a visiline in and I'm the horizontal and
Speaker 1: this is on horror Um. I'm on tour um. Actually,
Speaker 1: do you know that I've told you about it before.
Speaker 1: It's the best tour has been on ever and all
Speaker 1: of my touring days, and a big part of that
Speaker 1: is getting to meet busties and feeling your presence in
Speaker 1: the crowd. It means something to me when you buy
Speaker 1: a ticket, I'm so grateful. If you can swing it,
Speaker 1: I would love to see you there. This weekend, I'm
Speaker 1: in Thousand Oaks, California, which is outside of l A.
Speaker 1: I'm in Valley Center, California, which is outside of San Diego.
Speaker 1: Next week I'll be in Burlington, Vermont, in Providence, Rhode Island,
Speaker 1: and then there's Memphis, Tennessee, Tulsa, Oklahoma, Okla City, Oklahoma,
Speaker 1: Atlantic City, UM St. Louis, um and many many more
Speaker 1: dates in New York City in January at the weekend,
Speaker 1: So check out dates. I'm coming to all different weird
Speaker 1: parts and going through the spring and I'll keep adding more.
Speaker 1: So stay tuned at Nikki Glazer dot com. And as always,
Speaker 1: if you buy a ticket to go alone because you
Speaker 1: can't find a friend, I will reward you with a
Speaker 1: free meeting greet, which you can also purchase at the
Speaker 1: merch before with a VIP ticket purchase. But if you
Speaker 1: buy a ticket to go alone, I'll incentivize it for
Speaker 1: you being great to go alone by UM giving you
Speaker 1: a free meet and greet. You just write me going
Speaker 1: alone in all caps, your name and the city you're
Speaker 1: seeing me in, nothing else. I know you're thankful. You
Speaker 1: don't have to thank you because it pushes it down
Speaker 1: and I won't see it after I confirm it and
Speaker 1: heard it. Then you can write thank you so um.
Speaker 1: But yes, going alone, your name and the city you
Speaker 1: see me in, and I'll see you out there on
Speaker 1: the Good Girl's Tour. Alright, we're back. Let's just get
Speaker 1: right into. Let's do news. Can we do some news?
Speaker 1: No one you heard? Oh boy, it's Tuesday, folks, you
Speaker 1: know what that means. It is Tuesday, but it's actually
Speaker 1: really Monday? But is it? Who knows? Actually you had?
Speaker 1: No one knows where I'm in Huntsville? Dare I don't understand?
Speaker 1: McNee know Andrew? Um guess what? New research provides evidence
Speaker 1: that the pandemics changed our personalities. Researchers found that people
Speaker 1: were less extroverted, less open, less agreeable, and less conscientious
Speaker 1: and two compared with before the pandemic, not a big
Speaker 1: shocker here, but like it is significant. I think I
Speaker 1: was thinking about the pandemic last night, like are people
Speaker 1: like my my niece and nephew like my nephew. I
Speaker 1: wonder if I was, like, what's COVID? What if he
Speaker 1: would know he's for like what? And And you know,
Speaker 1: COVID is not going to be on the tip of
Speaker 1: everyone's tongue in like two years hopefully, right, Like even
Speaker 1: if we just you know, the way things are now
Speaker 1: and they keep going, it'll be a thing that we
Speaker 1: talked about and we'll all know about, but kids won't
Speaker 1: really know about it as much. And I'm wondering will
Speaker 1: they will Will it be a reference? You think, like
Speaker 1: if if he Arla becomes a comedian in his twenties,
Speaker 1: will he do COVID references? Like do you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like, will it be a thing that everyone
Speaker 1: remembers and talks about? Is it is? It is a
Speaker 1: signific I think it's a different thing than like polio,
Speaker 1: because polio was the vaccine. Actually no one gets polio.
Speaker 1: People still get COVID, Like people are still gonna get
Speaker 1: COVID ten years from now. It feels a little different.
Speaker 1: People will still talk about it, but they'll talk about
Speaker 1: it like the flu, Like the flu used to kill people.
Speaker 1: People still are getting polio now, did you yeah? Snag Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I think people will talk about but not like
Speaker 1: nowhere near like how it was the last couple of years,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But it did change people.
Speaker 1: I mean it it's it was people talk about trauma.
Speaker 1: It was just traumatic. I mean I was even talking
Speaker 1: to the girl um who opened for me. She moved
Speaker 1: back with her parents and she's marryed. She moved back
Speaker 1: to Toronto from l A. She was having a lot
Speaker 1: of success in l A and just abandoned ship and
Speaker 1: moved with her parents for ten months, just like we
Speaker 1: lived with her parents. Um. People went through trauma. They're
Speaker 1: still recovering from the financial loss and like and then
Speaker 1: we remember we switched to like, I know this is
Speaker 1: we've all been over this, but I think we haven't
Speaker 1: talked about it. While everyone freaked the we just all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I didn't know. We didn't know what
Speaker 1: it was gonna be. We don't know how long we're
Speaker 1: gonna be shut down. Everyone really, I thought everyone underestimated it.
Speaker 1: Me as a pessimist, I overestimated it. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be seven years of living inside. Like
Speaker 1: I was, stand up comedy is dead, really and it
Speaker 1: was for a while even though and even when people
Speaker 1: start doing it outside, it was still dead in my opinion,
Speaker 1: have been kept dead. But it is amazing that everything
Speaker 1: has come back. It was traumatic. People are still have
Speaker 1: that your brain change during that time. I so many
Speaker 1: people did COVID alone and that show alone. If it's
Speaker 1: proven anything to us is that people can't handle being alone.
Speaker 1: You think you can, but because people all all the
Speaker 1: time go I could be on alone. I love solitude.
Speaker 1: It's not We're not meant to be alone. We were.
Speaker 1: We came up in tribes. You need like other people
Speaker 1: for emotional support. Like even if you think you're alone,
Speaker 1: I mean some people actually are totally alone and I'm
Speaker 1: so and there's people to talk to, there's better help,
Speaker 1: there's um hotline. How fragile we are like as a
Speaker 1: groom area, Like I've never really realized, like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is gonna affect everyone, you know what I mean everyone.
Speaker 1: That's what I liked about it, because you stand up
Speaker 1: was taken away. Everyone wasn't doing stand up? Is there
Speaker 1: anything in your personality specifically that you think changed. And
Speaker 1: I'm talking like a negative effect, because this article talks
Speaker 1: about how the changes in the in the things that
Speaker 1: I listed negatively impacted our well being. Because when you
Speaker 1: have high levels of like agreeableness or extra version nous,
Speaker 1: your your well being is better. Is there anything in
Speaker 1: your personalities that you think was impacted negatively? I think
Speaker 1: my depression got took up a couple not just like
Speaker 1: I suffer with it, more after it, Like it got
Speaker 1: to such lows that I think it like exacerbated it
Speaker 1: and then it got to a point where it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: we know we can get this low, So how low
Speaker 1: can you go? Now? I'm playing limbo all the time
Speaker 1: and I'm not going as low, but like it's just
Speaker 1: it got me, like anything like if you are running
Speaker 1: a lot and then all of a sudden you can
Speaker 1: run twenty miles because you've been running for you, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know how to describe it.
Speaker 1: Like if I ran a marathon during COVID, I would
Speaker 1: probably be doing five six miles and that would be
Speaker 1: an easy run for me now and I feel like
Speaker 1: now I get into six mile depressions when I used
Speaker 1: to get into three mile ones because my stamina is more,
Speaker 1: um if that makes sense anyone else. I feel like
Speaker 1: it was interesting because I think crowds came back. They
Speaker 1: were so happy to just fucking crowds to beat together,
Speaker 1: to feel like you can actually go see an event,
Speaker 1: and they got a little too happy. In Soul Korea,
Speaker 1: if you hear what I was saying, Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what that was a thing of the pandemic. They because
Speaker 1: Soul didn't have Halloween for two years and that was
Speaker 1: a huge deal. Everyone was like, let's all fucking go
Speaker 1: and that was that. So as much as that was
Speaker 1: a joke, it wasn't like that really happens. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so crowd I feel like when at first, like the
Speaker 1: crowds got amped and I we were remember we started
Speaker 1: doing show. I was so amped to be around people.
Speaker 1: And then I was like the farther I got from that,
Speaker 1: I go kind of miss COVID, Like I kind of
Speaker 1: missed like not being around people, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like like after that first like wave of like yeah,
Speaker 1: we're all together, we're all doing ship together, then I
Speaker 1: was like I kind of like not having anything really
Speaker 1: have to do you don't have to do something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to do anything at night, and to just yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the hardest thing to shake, is you know, I'm
Speaker 1: a creature of habit. I like my routine. But I noticed,
Speaker 1: you know, I moved to a new city during COVID.
Speaker 1: I moved upstate, and now I don't have any friends
Speaker 1: up there. I just have Matt. I haven't branched out
Speaker 1: to go to shows and Steve. I don't like discover
Speaker 1: new things about the town because I still have this
Speaker 1: mentality of like, no, just honker down and stay in
Speaker 1: and just do the basic routine that you see. I'm
Speaker 1: not as adventurous. I think a little bit more paranoid,
Speaker 1: a little bit more anxious. I even feel like people
Speaker 1: have more social I know people have more social anxiety
Speaker 1: now than they ever did, because it's it's new. We
Speaker 1: were locked down for so long. It's just gives you. People.
Speaker 1: I was starting, I was panicking when the world was
Speaker 1: opening up because I'm like, I don't want to go
Speaker 1: socialize again, Like this sucks. And if I was feeling
Speaker 1: that way, I can't even imagine people with like normal
Speaker 1: social anxiety we're feeling. Um. I really feel for all
Speaker 1: the people at critical times of their lives. Like I
Speaker 1: know someone that was like just on the verge of
Speaker 1: you know, their fertilities in question. They need to find
Speaker 1: a partner or get married, like within the next three
Speaker 1: years otherwise forget having your own kid and it's like nope,
Speaker 1: shut down for three years. That or children that are
Speaker 1: like at that crucial time of making friends and college,
Speaker 1: when junior high or high school or yeah, like you
Speaker 1: met those, I feel for them. And of course old people.
Speaker 1: I mean, how did what about me? I was like,
Speaker 1: just like I don't know, going on tour. No, I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding. It was like the best time ever for
Speaker 1: me for the world SI day. It was perfectly timed
Speaker 1: for me. My E show that I didn't want to
Speaker 1: do got canceled, and I was like, oh no, I
Speaker 1: prayed for it something to happen. It's so weird, and
Speaker 1: I don't I'm not one of these people that thinks
Speaker 1: I have any influence on the earth by my prayers,
Speaker 1: but I remember praying for some intervention to take me
Speaker 1: out of doing that E show that I was imminent.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do the show. I'm grateful to everyone
Speaker 1: that worked on it, including Andrew, but I just didn't
Speaker 1: have time because I was on tour and I was
Speaker 1: working during the day and doing the radio show. I
Speaker 1: had no time to give this TV show, and so
Speaker 1: it was going on air in April ten episodes. I
Speaker 1: had no idea what it was. I didn't like what
Speaker 1: it was. I didn't have enough I didn't know how
Speaker 1: to fix it, um, even though I had amazing writers
Speaker 1: writing on it. Bonnie McFarland, Ari Finling, Andrew Colin, J. P. McDade, like,
Speaker 1: this is your apology list. It was awesome. The show
Speaker 1: could have been so good, but I just could not.
Speaker 1: I just was so scared of it. And I remember
Speaker 1: like crying in my shower, being like, there's there, Nikki.
Speaker 1: Don't even try to bargain with God right now. There's
Speaker 1: nothing that could happen that the show isn't gonna happen,
Speaker 1: Like shows don't get taken away barring you getting very hurt,
Speaker 1: which you know you're not gonna do to yourself. You're
Speaker 1: not gonna get hit by car, you're not gonnet hit
Speaker 1: by lightning. And then COVID happens and it's the first
Speaker 1: show they go it. I'm so sorry, we can't do this,
Speaker 1: and I was sorry to the guy that I had
Speaker 1: to lie to and be like, I'm so sad like,
Speaker 1: but I was jumping down. I was so fucking happy
Speaker 1: because I just wanted the show to be great and
Speaker 1: it wasn't great yet, and and it was because of me.
Speaker 1: I wasn't able to give it enough. But man, that
Speaker 1: was the it was. And there are some people where
Speaker 1: COVID happened in the worst time for them, and for
Speaker 1: me it was. And I was about to have a
Speaker 1: mental like the reason I couldn't give it anything because
Speaker 1: I was overworked. I was about to literally commit myself
Speaker 1: to an institution because of just what exhaustion, um, just
Speaker 1: mental and um physical exhaustion. I was about to do
Speaker 1: like one of those Lindsay Lohans of like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: you know, uh, dehydration, but it's really just you're just
Speaker 1: going into psychosis. And and then the planet gave it
Speaker 1: to me, um, and so I it was just I
Speaker 1: just got lucky. Man. I don't think that I had
Speaker 1: anything to do with COVID, but but those prayers. But no,
Speaker 1: you got to change your life too in such a
Speaker 1: good way. I mean, you moved to Arizona, you never
Speaker 1: would have done that right without I'll know, I feel
Speaker 1: like I had I had some positive changes that I
Speaker 1: would have not have gone outside my comfort zone to do.
Speaker 1: But just like it's good to hear you all say
Speaker 1: how covid Um negatively impacted you, like leaning into your
Speaker 1: anti like anti social habits, because I was, like my
Speaker 1: whole life, I struggled with that and I got to
Speaker 1: appoint where I was like putting myself out there. I
Speaker 1: was going to places. I would go to places alone
Speaker 1: if I didn't have anyone to go with, and then
Speaker 1: covid it just like that like like evil little antisocial
Speaker 1: thing just was like, oh, you don't have to talk
Speaker 1: to anybody. You get to just stay at home. And
Speaker 1: it's been really hard breaking out of it. Yeah, it's been.
Speaker 1: It's been really really hard. But you're good about getting
Speaker 1: yourself out there and making friends. You've made many friends
Speaker 1: in Arizona. I've been so impressed. You've made more friends
Speaker 1: in Arizona than I have in my entire life. Like
Speaker 1: you met friends and parking lots there. You go to
Speaker 1: jiu jitsu, you're volunteering at a um a garden that
Speaker 1: grows food for you know, people who are food insufficient, insecure,
Speaker 1: like you are getting out there, You're forcing or something
Speaker 1: to do social things. But it's like conscious effort. I
Speaker 1: have to really like the work that I have to
Speaker 1: do in my brain to put myself out there, and
Speaker 1: like the anxiety that I feel. It always turns out
Speaker 1: to be just fine and I have a great time
Speaker 1: and a great story to you know, take away from it,
Speaker 1: but just the gymnastics that I have to do in
Speaker 1: my mind to just get there. It's interesting that most
Speaker 1: of our lives are dreading things that when we actually
Speaker 1: get to them, end up not being even ten percent
Speaker 1: as bad as we thought. Like, I really don't know
Speaker 1: of any event I've gone to that has been as
Speaker 1: even ten percent as bad as I thought it was
Speaker 1: going to be with the amount of dread I gave it.
Speaker 1: So why do we keep continuing to think things are
Speaker 1: going to be terrible? Because I dread. I literally dread
Speaker 1: everything in my life besides going to pick up my Starbucks.
Speaker 1: And that is no offense to anyone, you know, even
Speaker 1: meet and greets. I'm kind of like, just get this done,
Speaker 1: and then I get seats dinner and they are a
Speaker 1: fucking joy. I have so much fun. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: feel uplifted. Sometimes I feel like I had a rough set,
Speaker 1: like at Reno, not Reno. Yeah, Reno was like just
Speaker 1: this big. I mean, it's three thousand seats and thank
Speaker 1: you to people are fucking coming out to shows, and
Speaker 1: I'm so grateful for the crowds like auge are so
Speaker 1: fucking good. If you guys have not been to a
Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer show yet, this is the best I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Her shows are so fun. Thank you. It's um it's
Speaker 1: but the first thing in Reno was just like I couldn't.
Speaker 1: The sound kind of got lost, and all of us
Speaker 1: felt that way. We were kind of like, do they
Speaker 1: like it? And but Matt was out in the audience
Speaker 1: was like, no, I assure you they were having fun.
Speaker 1: But I was feeling so stinky afterwards. I was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't give them a good show. I felt off.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know if they liked it. I went
Speaker 1: too long. They're probably bored. They hated going here. And
Speaker 1: then I went to the meet and greet and everyone
Speaker 1: was so fucking nice and made me feel so much better.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I can't believe I felt that way,
Speaker 1: and so all these things that I dread, and I
Speaker 1: always dread going on stage. And as soon as I
Speaker 1: grabbed the mic, I'm having the best time of my life.
Speaker 1: I've never once been on stage, being like I can't
Speaker 1: wait to get off stage ever ever, ever, But I do.
Speaker 1: I dread going to the gym every time I work
Speaker 1: out I feel good. I dread talking to my parents
Speaker 1: every time I do I have a good time. I dread.
Speaker 1: The only thing I don't dread, And this is ironic
Speaker 1: because most people do air travel. I love being on
Speaker 1: a plane. I love sleeping on a plane. I love
Speaker 1: the sound of planes. I love being able to again.
Speaker 1: And that is the most antisocial place for me. Ever,
Speaker 1: you don't have to talk to anyone on a plane.
Speaker 1: If you are skilled like me, you don't have to
Speaker 1: talk to anyone um and I love. I love flights,
Speaker 1: and that that's the only place, besides caving, where people
Speaker 1: will go. Oh, that's that's why you couldn't write back
Speaker 1: to that email. Caving, space, planes, and surgery. Those are
Speaker 1: the only four places you can escape. Even sleep, you
Speaker 1: don't get away with that anymore. You but you could
Speaker 1: have woken up and written back to my email. But
Speaker 1: a plane, people go, you go the WiFi. Was you
Speaker 1: just go the WiFi and you don't have to lie.
Speaker 1: People just go oh it was, and you go, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know you don't have to lie. Um that
Speaker 1: do that same ship. I always have a build up
Speaker 1: in my head that everything's gonna be everything's gonna be bad,
Speaker 1: even never good stuff, never bad. I don't dread watching
Speaker 1: with my boyfriend or watching I look forward to watching TV.
Speaker 1: I look forward to meals, I look forward to Starbucks,
Speaker 1: I look forward to I look forward to this podcast
Speaker 1: most of the time, I honestly do. It's never it's
Speaker 1: not something I dread. I'll tell you that it's not.
Speaker 1: It's neutral. It's always fun. Altercation on stage where this
Speaker 1: these I was trying to do my jokes and these
Speaker 1: women on the right order like a dessert to share.
Speaker 1: They were all like, dude, and they were all like,
Speaker 1: do you want the ice cream? Do you want to spoon?
Speaker 1: Do you want to like? What do you here? You
Speaker 1: take this spoon? Oh my god, look the ice cream
Speaker 1: is already melting. And I'm like, and they're like, it's
Speaker 1: part of the stage where they're in your ear because
Speaker 1: they're not like in front of you either. No one
Speaker 1: knows that you can hear them so well, that's the
Speaker 1: shittiest part. When you're at a comedy club. The comedians
Speaker 1: can hear what's going on on the stage. And sometimes
Speaker 1: I've done this so many times where you react so
Speaker 1: violently or like over the top what happened because it's
Speaker 1: been in your here, and then the rest of the
Speaker 1: audience thinks you're fucking crazy. Yes, that's what happened. So
Speaker 1: I go, oh, is the ice cream? I go, oh,
Speaker 1: is the ice cream? Is the ice cream more important
Speaker 1: than than me working on my act for twelve years?
Speaker 1: Is that? Is that imporing that ice cream? Would say, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, like that, what is yours? And then I go,
Speaker 1: I go, I go, and like I was getting fun
Speaker 1: with it though I was just like I wasn't being
Speaker 1: that bad. I really wasn't, even though they were just years. Really,
Speaker 1: so I say, well, yeah, yeah, really just started your
Speaker 1: earlier is melting more than his ice cream? I'm like that.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, okay, and so is it? Alimotor is
Speaker 1: a little mode. I don't know That's where I'm gonna
Speaker 1: need so this girl, I say one more thing about
Speaker 1: the ice cream, like after a joke, like just called
Speaker 1: back to it a little bit, and she just goes,
Speaker 1: get over it. I'm pregnant. Get like yelled, get over it,
Speaker 1: I'm pregnant. I would have responded out of and a bitch,
Speaker 1: that's what I said, But I said it like such like,
Speaker 1: I didn't say it like you were piste. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: because the condescending in her tone. People don't from my mouth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you had condensation to every work. Dude, she had beer
Speaker 1: goggles on. It's actually just me spinning on her glasses
Speaker 1: from my mouth, and beggs are a metaphor. Really, I
Speaker 1: thought you actually not down in the South bitch in
Speaker 1: a way that was as so much history behind it.
Speaker 1: And then I got the sucking robin. She's like, who's robbing?
Speaker 1: And I go um, and then I go hey, you
Speaker 1: know what, I didn't need to get that aggressive. And
Speaker 1: then but that's not good either for comedy. I'm just
Speaker 1: having an inner monologue. Then that's coming out our log
Speaker 1: my mouth. What number how many more minutes did you
Speaker 1: have on stage? Here's the thing I didn't. I fucking
Speaker 1: crushed after that. I think like it made me in
Speaker 1: a way, like I apologize and then I just you
Speaker 1: get in control of them. Yeah, it made me, It
Speaker 1: made me push harder, but like I didn't I lost.
Speaker 1: I did lose it a little bit. But there's something
Speaker 1: about like, get over it. I'm pregnant, Like like just
Speaker 1: because you're pregnant, you could be a horrible like I know,
Speaker 1: just because someone fucked you and came inside you and
Speaker 1: you were vertile enough to carry it. Like you get
Speaker 1: I'll give you my seat on the subway, but you
Speaker 1: don't get to be Yeah, it's same with the ne
Speaker 1: someone in a wheelchair, or someone that has a disease
Speaker 1: or as cancer. You can still be a bit and
Speaker 1: have cancer. You can still be a bit in a wheelchair.
Speaker 1: You can. Like we all know this, but there's something
Speaker 1: about it where we have to oh, old people are
Speaker 1: all sweet. It's like, no, they're not. They're not all sweet.
Speaker 1: Oh that guy was a limp. He must be just
Speaker 1: a gentle soul. It's like, I think that's rude to
Speaker 1: assume that every one that and especially mothers, we are
Speaker 1: we have mother's Like, there's nothing about it is condensation,
Speaker 1: it's I'm in here. Also, stop your pregnant. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: if it felt very like, uh, you know whatever it was.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they're knocking like crazy. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: need anything. Tell her, tell her she's a bit Come on, Andrew.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna go to break and come back
Speaker 1: with more. Andrew's going to handle this and uh, the
Speaker 1: show after this handlemade its hands mad. Alright, we're back,
Speaker 1: let's do Reddit dumb. This is your this is your
Speaker 1: I got the key, right. I love that laugh. It's
Speaker 1: my favorite part. Okay, So I was on redd it
Speaker 1: last night. I was so excited that this one can
Speaker 1: him up because it is like, so my style of
Speaker 1: a question is on ask Creddit, which is where they
Speaker 1: just ask cool questions and then people answer. Um. It says,
Speaker 1: what is the most dangerous thing? People don't realize is
Speaker 1: all that dangerous? And this is my favorite thing to
Speaker 1: talk about, is like things that are dangerous and people
Speaker 1: are just doing them, And I'm like, how everyone needs
Speaker 1: to know, Like we've talked about crowd crushes, how to
Speaker 1: not have that happen to you? If you want to
Speaker 1: bree visit the episode. It was on Thursday's episode last Thursday.
Speaker 1: If you are ever find yourself in a crowd, walk
Speaker 1: with your hands up like you're boxing someone and stand
Speaker 1: uh staggered with one foot in front of the other,
Speaker 1: so that you aren't just like, you know, standing with
Speaker 1: your feet together. And then if you get pushed to
Speaker 1: the ground, Um, you don't have to go back and
Speaker 1: listen because I'm telling you, if you get pushed to
Speaker 1: the ground, do not say in your stomach or on
Speaker 1: your back, get in a fetal position to the side
Speaker 1: and crouch and that will keep your organs protected. So
Speaker 1: that is going to save some lives. Okay, but this
Speaker 1: was interesting to me. My first word as a child
Speaker 1: was dangerous. I would point out things that were dangerous.
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with people wearing seatbelts. I'm assessed with people
Speaker 1: wearing helmets. I am a total advocate for Caleb Sign.
Speaker 1: In my opener this weekend, he was talking about scooters
Speaker 1: and how he won't go on those like bird scooters.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, I'm not gonna do it. And I
Speaker 1: was like, do it and he's like, did you wear
Speaker 1: a helmet? And I'm like, I you don't even understand
Speaker 1: who you're talking to. I am so scared of dangerous
Speaker 1: things and school. Those scooters are not dangerous as they seem.
Speaker 1: I mean they definitely are they. But just if you're
Speaker 1: a smart person and not being drunk on one and
Speaker 1: following the rules, you don't you'll be okay. And I
Speaker 1: was like, please do want to? I just trust me.
Speaker 1: I'm such an advocate for safety and it's so fun.
Speaker 1: This one blew my mind. The top answer, Okay, so
Speaker 1: what is the most dangerous thing? People don't realize it's
Speaker 1: all that dangerous and people need to know this, So
Speaker 1: listen up, everyone, especially people with kids. All the pregnant
Speaker 1: bitches out there, the pin setters in a bowling alley,
Speaker 1: they are all well over a thousand pounds of mechanized
Speaker 1: death by steel and moving belts. Some of the scariest
Speaker 1: moments of my life have been running the six um
Speaker 1: feet between me and the emergency shut off behind the
Speaker 1: front desk as a toddler runs slipping and sliding down
Speaker 1: the lane while their parents or guardians are laughing by
Speaker 1: the table because they thought it was cute. Even experienced
Speaker 1: pin setter mechanics have been crushed to death during scheduled maintenance.
Speaker 1: Pin Setters are machines of convenience, entertainment, and death. So
Speaker 1: that freaked me out. I'm telling my sister. She ever
Speaker 1: brings her kids to the bowling alley, like just like
Speaker 1: you could see a toddler just like being like running
Speaker 1: towards the ball and everyone going, that's so funny and
Speaker 1: just a toddler magnets, Yes, so much. Yes, when I
Speaker 1: was a toddler, that's my number one place I wanted
Speaker 1: to run to yese to like run and slide into
Speaker 1: pins Like, well they can do that, you know what,
Speaker 1: You're an idiot that adult children. No, don't put your
Speaker 1: hand in one of the cake Boss. Apparently I was
Speaker 1: reading the Cake Boss. Buddy Valastro nearly destroyed one of
Speaker 1: his hands punctured by the pin setter in his own
Speaker 1: home bowling alley. So be careful, folks. Um, this one
Speaker 1: was good. I feel like we all know this, but
Speaker 1: it's worth repeating. Passengers should never rest their feet on
Speaker 1: the dash of a car because when the airbag does
Speaker 1: its thing and has only one way to go, several
Speaker 1: terrible things can happen. At this point, your knees get
Speaker 1: pushed into your face or your hips are dislocated. This
Speaker 1: wasn't interesting. One more psychological one. What were you saying?
Speaker 1: I have a story for you. This weekend. We went
Speaker 1: up to a place called Mount Lemon to a road,
Speaker 1: windy road going all the way up to the top
Speaker 1: of the mountain. Way home. There was a car that
Speaker 1: was driving the speed limit and a couple of cars
Speaker 1: behind it. One guy said, I need to pass this
Speaker 1: driver driving the speed limit. Went around a curve. We
Speaker 1: we passed the curve. All of a sudden, we see
Speaker 1: his truck on the side of the road. He apparently
Speaker 1: flipped upside down. His his truck landed in a ditch
Speaker 1: by the side of the road on a mountain. So
Speaker 1: it's a good thing it didn't go to the other
Speaker 1: side where it was like down the mountain. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and um, he got so lucky. We had no reception
Speaker 1: at that point of my god, did you get out?
Speaker 1: And you got out and helped it because we were
Speaker 1: with his search and rescue. This is the best person
Speaker 1: to ever be behind a guy that flipped his car,
Speaker 1: and we had his truck, so he had all his
Speaker 1: stuff with him. Also, the guy who was driving the
Speaker 1: speed limit is a veteran, so he has like experience also.
Speaker 1: And then a few minutes later a doctor was driving
Speaker 1: up the mountain, so uh, the guy was alive. He
Speaker 1: was kind of like in and out. Um, he didn't
Speaker 1: appear that he had any like lacerations or bleeding, but
Speaker 1: like he flipped upside down. It's crazy. People are insane
Speaker 1: to drive. Did you see the accident happened? I saw
Speaker 1: him cutting the cars off because it went around a bend.
Speaker 1: I didn't see his vehicle flipping. They think they're invincible.
Speaker 1: They really. That's another thing. Like you're driving a big truck,
Speaker 1: you too, That's a thing. That's the thing. It was
Speaker 1: for me, like as an outsider, like not knowing this guy,
Speaker 1: I'm like, Wow, I'm like seeing someone have a life
Speaker 1: changing moment because he was like near death. He could
Speaker 1: have done and he hopefully learns from that. Yeah. God,
Speaker 1: that's so scary coming upon a wreck. I just I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm going to see. Oh yeah I did. Was he
Speaker 1: like in his fucking You've never seen him in that mode? Right,
Speaker 1: rescue mode? Oh? Yeah, it was it. Did he take off? Yes?
Speaker 1: Did he have a flotation device his pants? Yeah? What
Speaker 1: did he do? Did he do it? Did he do anything?
Speaker 1: Hot he doing? Well? The door was jammed so he
Speaker 1: couldn't because he has to take the guy's pulse you know,
Speaker 1: you have to stabilize him and stuff, so you have
Speaker 1: to like break the window on the passenger side, yep,
Speaker 1: with his elbow, um with his head. He had a knife,
Speaker 1: so he used the back of the knife. It was
Speaker 1: were you just like obsturbating by a tree? Like what
Speaker 1: were you sitting in the shade? And then the funny
Speaker 1: part is, you know, so there's cars passing by right
Speaker 1: and it's already dark. So this one guy drives. He's
Speaker 1: he's got like this red sports car with like a
Speaker 1: green light underneath. And I'm trying to like screw to
Speaker 1: people like can you please call the cops when you
Speaker 1: get reception? There's a man in there. We just had
Speaker 1: an accident. So these two guys are driving up the mountain.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, the car just like speeds off,
Speaker 1: disappears for like ten minutes. Then they come. I see
Speaker 1: the car coming back, and I'm like, did you call
Speaker 1: the cops? Did you call anyone? And these guys come out.
Speaker 1: It looks like Cheech and Chong and they're just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we went up there, we got service. I drove like
Speaker 1: sixty miles per hour and I'm like, that's not don't
Speaker 1: tell me that, but thank you for calling them. It
Speaker 1: was just like a little how long were you there?
Speaker 1: We were there? I think that I would be like
Speaker 1: I was like if my boyfriend was like rescuing everyone,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, God, damn it, we're not gonna have
Speaker 1: my friends. We were supposed to go to pot Whale
Speaker 1: to get some food, but um, we were there for
Speaker 1: like an hour, Like the latest mine. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: the Starbucks is closing and they order, It's just gonna
Speaker 1: be cold by the time I get there. I'm such
Speaker 1: a bit I seriously would be thinking that. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: remember when we broke from on the side of the road. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were gone before the car even stopped. Wait what
Speaker 1: you save yourselves. We were driving back and Claire Parker,
Speaker 1: We're driving back from a gig somewhere in New Jersey
Speaker 1: and we were on the highway and all of a
Speaker 1: sudden we started hearing like like the tires. My nephew
Speaker 1: was on the with a old steel drum, and we
Speaker 1: were like, what the fun? And so we pull over
Speaker 1: on the side of the highway, which I hate doing
Speaker 1: and I'm so scared of and I like, I think
Speaker 1: we've actually pulled off on a ramp because I was like, sorry,
Speaker 1: I will That's the biggest Another dangerous thing that my
Speaker 1: dad always taught me. Never ever pull off on the
Speaker 1: side of a highway, no matter what. You could just
Speaker 1: drive on your shitty tire, because you will die changing
Speaker 1: the tire people. It happens to people all the time
Speaker 1: on the highway. Um. So we pulled off and we
Speaker 1: he went to go check it, and I had already
Speaker 1: called an uber for me and Claire to get picked
Speaker 1: up to deal with it. Because there's nothing I can
Speaker 1: do in that situation to help. I am out of things.
Speaker 1: Why do I need to stay? Yeah? Just friend chip No,
Speaker 1: like they have each other and friends. It makes sense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was thinking, Andrew's fy, like can I get in there? Well,
Speaker 1: I would have liked you, but I feel like that
Speaker 1: would have been mean to Ari. We would have had
Speaker 1: to leave someone with it, and we were the two girls,
Speaker 1: and I was like, we don't need to be on
Speaker 1: stranded on the highway with these guys trying to change
Speaker 1: the tire. They don't even know what they're doing because
Speaker 1: they're both your body from Barter system. Like that with
Speaker 1: the tire, you could have our women Okay, that's true,
Speaker 1: but um, and then ended up being just like a
Speaker 1: piece of tape that was like a piece of and
Speaker 1: then I had to eat crow and I was like
Speaker 1: canceling the uber. How long are you fucking uber? You?
Speaker 1: I can't believe he was so offended? How long? How
Speaker 1: long did it take from pulling over to discovering the tape?
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. I started calling the uber before
Speaker 1: we even because I'm like, I'm not wasting my time.
Speaker 1: I can't do anything in the situation. I'm not gonna know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to work at jack, I don't
Speaker 1: know how to work like that. I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: any healthier. So the next Reddit thing I just want
Speaker 1: to say is, um, the dangerous thing that you don't
Speaker 1: know is dangerous using non ladder objects to reach things
Speaker 1: out of reach, standing upon a thing that you made
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. Um, getting in and out of a
Speaker 1: wet shower or bathtub, I mean so scary. Do your
Speaker 1: parents and have stuff in their bathtub? Are you worried
Speaker 1: about slips and falls from them that they don't have
Speaker 1: stuff in there? About them? I don't even think they shower.
Speaker 1: I don't know what my parents. Wait, what will you
Speaker 1: see them today? Will you ask? I'm worried about them? Okay,
Speaker 1: um now the next Reddit thing. Uh oh, this girl
Speaker 1: had a life hack. Oh. I wanted Andrew to try this,
Speaker 1: but we don't have it on hand, but I want
Speaker 1: one of our best used to try it. Um on,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play it for you. Sorry, no, I didn't
Speaker 1: send this. It's a girl with a twelve pack of
Speaker 1: soda that isn't open yet, and it's a life hack.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll just play it for all of us,
Speaker 1: and I'll just describe what she's doing. So she holds
Speaker 1: the patisota. It says this is from a life hacks
Speaker 1: new here, so sorry it's been shared before. But here's
Speaker 1: my life hack. And it's a girl taking a twelve
Speaker 1: packisoda and then slamming it over her knee like a
Speaker 1: karate move and just chopping it in half and it
Speaker 1: breaks it half perfectly. I'll play it again for you guys,
Speaker 1: and it opens like that, and I want to see
Speaker 1: if that works. I wonder if I had my pack
Speaker 1: of Zevia here, but I drank all ten and what's
Speaker 1: going to do that over my knees? That I'm that's
Speaker 1: a good point, Tea. For it is, then it's gonna
Speaker 1: if it depends how quick you want the soda, because
Speaker 1: that's gonna cause fuzz for sure. You just the top.
Speaker 1: We just put the whole twelve clock in the fridge. Though,
Speaker 1: Why does she need it broken open just to open it?
Speaker 1: That's a good point. There's like a little point of
Speaker 1: getting yeah you can there's a little door. Okay, so
Speaker 1: that's pointless. No one needs it. It did look cool.
Speaker 1: This is from Explain Like I'm five and I just
Speaker 1: want to hear what you guys think the answer to
Speaker 1: this is. And then I have the actual answer. Why
Speaker 1: do human babies cry so much as opposed to chimpanzee
Speaker 1: or gorilla babies? Like you see gorillas and they're always
Speaker 1: just kind of like looking around, they're swinging on. Why um,
Speaker 1: because there's predators out in the wild and if they cry,
Speaker 1: they'll be found and then killed and eaten. Smart interesting,
Speaker 1: that is part of it. Does anyone else have any theories?
Speaker 1: So they said, I'm wanting a documentary, And notice how
Speaker 1: chill great ape babies are. They're quite content just holding
Speaker 1: onto their mom and you never see them crying in
Speaker 1: the same shrill, oftentimes excessive way human babies do. Why
Speaker 1: is it because of how we're socialized now and we're
Speaker 1: so separate and maybe we're supposed to be like wrapped
Speaker 1: around our moms constantly and um it's but this Andrews right, Uh,
Speaker 1: it's it's kind of has multiple things that anthropologists think.
Speaker 1: One anthropologist, Sarah Hardy positive an evolutionary mechanism. If an
Speaker 1: ape or monkey puts a baby down for a bit,
Speaker 1: it's best chances of survival is to stay quiet and
Speaker 1: hope mom comes back. It can last for a good bit.
Speaker 1: A human baby is basically fucked if mom does not
Speaker 1: come back around very quickly. Um so makes lots of
Speaker 1: penetrating noises to remind her. And this was the other
Speaker 1: part of that. Human babies are born much earlier into
Speaker 1: their life cycle than chips for various reasons. So women's
Speaker 1: women are justestation period is not that long. Babies come
Speaker 1: out really vulnerable, whereas other babies of other species animals
Speaker 1: um even hominid come out really well formed and so
Speaker 1: they don't need as much care. Where as we If
Speaker 1: our babies were lasted longer than us and cooked longer,
Speaker 1: they would kill us on the way out. We would
Speaker 1: because yeah, like a horse is born and within thirty
Speaker 1: seconds is a walk and already um so yeah, being
Speaker 1: born super early is actually a pretty good evolutionary adaptation.
Speaker 1: So most of the growth goes into your brain when
Speaker 1: you're in I guess it says um. It's a good
Speaker 1: evolutionary adaptation to a social species because it allows for
Speaker 1: less need for preprogrammed instinctive behavior and a much greater
Speaker 1: range of learned behaviors, meaning that human behavior can be
Speaker 1: highly adaptable and very plastic between generations. Humans can change
Speaker 1: pretty much everything about their behavior very rapidly because it's
Speaker 1: almost all learned behavior and not encoded at a genetic level.
Speaker 1: It's one reason Homo species no Homo have been able
Speaker 1: to live in every climate and adjust all sorts of
Speaker 1: different social and substant sub what some word systems. I
Speaker 1: thought that was very interesting. Final, can you imagine if
Speaker 1: if you had a baby and it was already like
Speaker 1: it comes out it's like walking, like being like what's up? Bro?
Speaker 1: It was already doing Yeah, it's a BC's so it's
Speaker 1: good for our evolutionary survival to cry yes, yes, because
Speaker 1: we're like Mama, I'm here look at me. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: would be weird if babies came out doing this on
Speaker 1: your clip literally arcade fire. That is so, I know
Speaker 1: it's so weird, okay, um, and then this one was interesting.
Speaker 1: Let's all think of our favorite song. If you can't
Speaker 1: one of your favorite songs, let's say favorite love song,
Speaker 1: whether it's any kind of song about I think you
Speaker 1: just played it. Um. I think of your favorite song
Speaker 1: that has something to do with love, whether it's negative
Speaker 1: or positive, heartbreak or anything so love. Um. This is
Speaker 1: from psychology uh the subready. It says the lyrics to
Speaker 1: your to your date's favorite song may provide clues to
Speaker 1: their attachment style, So you can get insight into the
Speaker 1: person you're with if they're insecure, if they are avoidant,
Speaker 1: or if they are secure based on their favorite song
Speaker 1: and the lyrics of the favorite song. So I want
Speaker 1: to run a little test. Um an you know what
Speaker 1: is your favorite song? Supernova by Liz Fair, which is
Speaker 1: basically just a love song to a guy, Like your
Speaker 1: eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass, and your lips are sweet
Speaker 1: and slippery like a cherub's barewet ass. It's like a
Speaker 1: funny sweet is she getting rejected in it all or
Speaker 1: she longing. It's just but it's like fun. And so
Speaker 1: I have looked all over the place, but you have
Speaker 1: got my favorite face. Your eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass,
Speaker 1: and your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's
Speaker 1: barewet ass. Because you're a super human supernova, a solar superhuman.
Speaker 1: You're an angel with fire, wings of fire, a flying
Speaker 1: giant friction blast. Um. Yeah, it's all just nice. That's secure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd read that as a secure attachment. You're just celebrating
Speaker 1: someone that you love. It doesn't there's not a longing.
Speaker 1: They're not a rejection there. Um again, Um yeah, like
Speaker 1: it really did. Like I was thinking, literally all I
Speaker 1: was thinking about. Your sweater has a chevron, and you're
Speaker 1: so damn high. You walk in clouds of glitter and
Speaker 1: you wear a tight medium shirt and the sun reflects
Speaker 1: in your eyes, and every time the wind blows, I
Speaker 1: can smell you in the sky. Your kisses are as
Speaker 1: wicked as an F sixteen, and you funk like a
Speaker 1: volcano and you're everything to me. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: love that. Okay, No, what's your favorite song? And can
Speaker 1: we look up the lyrics or is it just are
Speaker 1: they even audible? You don't like lyrics though, so I
Speaker 1: don't think this counts for you. Yeah, can we skip?
Speaker 1: His favorite love song is just like a like I
Speaker 1: don't know, an eagle being beaten to death or something.
Speaker 1: I am anilyst right the Eagles, the band the Eagles
Speaker 1: being this song right now. This is a tangent called
Speaker 1: good in Bed by Dualiba. Because I always watch on
Speaker 1: Instagram she has the best like reels of her just
Speaker 1: like grinding, and she's always wearing these like hot costumes.
Speaker 1: And I got into the song from Instagram. But it's
Speaker 1: called good in Bed and I've just been listening to
Speaker 1: it a lot recently and she has Oh, she goes,
Speaker 1: it's bad, bad, bad, bad bad. You're messing with my head.
Speaker 1: Head head, head head. We drive each other mad, mad
Speaker 1: mad mad mad, But baby, that's what makes us good
Speaker 1: in bed. Please come take it out on me. Me me,
Speaker 1: me me. I know it's really bad, bad, bad, but baby,
Speaker 1: that's what makes us good in bed. And she's like,
Speaker 1: it's bad. We drive each other mad. It might be
Speaker 1: kind of sad, but I think that's what makes us
Speaker 1: good in bed. We drive each other mad, it might
Speaker 1: be kind of sad and a and she goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't know how to talk, but damn we know
Speaker 1: how to. I love it so much. I think I
Speaker 1: love to I think I think she's she's got Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift vibes to me, like she's just saying it real.
Speaker 1: I really I think she's underrated for me. And she
Speaker 1: has this um that I also love called like Boys,
Speaker 1: Holy Boys, and it is so good and it's all
Speaker 1: about how like boys I like to work. Are you
Speaker 1: guys seeing the trend in pop music? My favorite Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift song right now is UM. If we're talking about
Speaker 1: love songs, it's Labyrinth and I love that one. And
Speaker 1: it's like, oh I'm falling in love. Oh I'm falling
Speaker 1: in love again. Oh I'm falling in love. I thought
Speaker 1: the plane was going down. How did you turn it
Speaker 1: right around? And it's just about like, oh no, I'm
Speaker 1: falling in love like this is to be. And I
Speaker 1: think that UM really does because I was read that
Speaker 1: and I go, what are my favorite songs like? And
Speaker 1: why don't I like these other songs? At certain girls like?
Speaker 1: And UM? That one I think I like because I
Speaker 1: do feel that way, like as soon as I get
Speaker 1: what I want, I start going, oh no, there's never
Speaker 1: gonna be another. I like the pain of um even
Speaker 1: like that song Midnight Rain. He wanted it comfortable. I
Speaker 1: wanted that pain. He wanted a bride. I was Jay,
Speaker 1: making my own name, chasing that fame. He stayed the same,
Speaker 1: all of me. Change that man, That's another one I love.
Speaker 1: I have definite avoidance. Uh mind's avoidance based on the
Speaker 1: things that I like you. I'll back you up. I
Speaker 1: think I've changed in to avoid it style. But I
Speaker 1: used to be anxious. But now that my boyfriend is
Speaker 1: secure and loves me, I'm more going towards avoided because
Speaker 1: it scares me. Being secure scares me. Um, Andrew, you said,
Speaker 1: I'll back you up. By Dave Matthews. By Dave Matthews,
Speaker 1: I remember thinking I'd go on forever knowing see you
Speaker 1: again there. But I know the touch of you. It's
Speaker 1: hard to remember, but like that touch, I know no
Speaker 1: other and for sure, yeah, dancing there's something together. Would
Speaker 1: you like to dance around the world? Wait, just let
Speaker 1: him go. I'll be around my own thing and I
Speaker 1: know the touch of you. Okay again it was hard.
Speaker 1: I remember thinking, I'll go in forever only knowing I'll
Speaker 1: see you again. But I know the touch of you
Speaker 1: is hard to remember. But like that touch, I've known
Speaker 1: no other, and for sure we have danced in the
Speaker 1: risk of each other. Would you like to dance with
Speaker 1: me around the world with me, I'll be falling all
Speaker 1: about my own thing, And I know you're the heaviest weight.
Speaker 1: When you're not here, that's hung around my head, and
Speaker 1: your lips burned wild, thrown from your the face of
Speaker 1: a child, and in your eyes the seeing of the
Speaker 1: seeing of the greatest view. Hey, do what you will,
Speaker 1: Always walk where you like your steps, do as you do,
Speaker 1: do as you please. I'll back you up. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's it's anxious secure because it's like being ready for
Speaker 1: a relationship, but actually you're getting You're you're pining for
Speaker 1: someone who's not around. I'll be falling all about my
Speaker 1: own thing, and I know you're the heaviest Wait when
Speaker 1: you're not here, that's hung around my head. You like
Speaker 1: missing someone? Yes, longing? You like longing? Is that correct?
Speaker 1: Especially when I was younger, I remember being in a
Speaker 1: top bunk listening to that on like repeat. When I
Speaker 1: was like twelve and I just wanted a girlfriend so bad.
Speaker 1: That's so sweet. I always say goodbye because I wanted
Speaker 1: to have sex with someone who like it would only
Speaker 1: be one night and we would long for each other
Speaker 1: the rest of our lives. That was my fancy. I
Speaker 1: was like, someday, I want to have sex to the song,
Speaker 1: and I want this song to be what I'm living
Speaker 1: when I hear this song. All Right, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much for listening to the podcast.
Speaker 1: We will be back tomorrow. Anya, thank you for being
Speaker 1: here for two. It was so fun. Um yeah, don't
Speaker 1: be come out there and Jack Grave digger Jack in
Speaker 1: the Box Okay,