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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello here I am.

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Speaker 1: It's a Nicky Glazer podcast. Welcome to the show. It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing out there? I'm doing pretty damn good.

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Speaker 1: We just recorded Monday's episode. You know, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: be transparent with you. It's Monday here, um, but it's Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: Where you are on your Marina's here. I'm in San

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Speaker 1: Jose and beautiful the a C. If you have a

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Speaker 1: chance to stay in an a C Marian Andrew Colin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you are, Aren't they so good? Fantastic? What do

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Speaker 1: you like about? You're one in Huntsville at Alabama Andrews

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Speaker 1: and Huntsville, Alabama. They're They're really nice. I really recommend them.

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Speaker 1: I just they're clean, they're modern. I don't know. The

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Speaker 1: gym has everything you need. I mean, what do you

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Speaker 1: need in the gym? What is a tiny little, a

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Speaker 1: biggie bouncy book? I mean gay like it has everything

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Speaker 1: a girl needs. But like guys like to do lift

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Speaker 1: in some heavyweight I'm using that. Do you really use

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Speaker 1: the big ball? I'm doing physical therapy on my knee,

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Speaker 1: so I need to do these squats with the ball

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Speaker 1: up against the wall. I need a yoga mat and

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Speaker 1: I need Oh that is a lot of stuff. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to look at me while I across the room

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Speaker 1: with my rubber bands. Oh. I was in the gym

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Speaker 1: yesterday here and I was just I don't get to

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Speaker 1: really talk outside of doing the podcast or being on

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Speaker 1: stage anymore because of my fucking voice. But I was

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Speaker 1: because of what hands main tail Chris. Oh, yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: you know, just legislation and the way the world's going,

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Speaker 1: hands made, handmade, hands, hands, hand maids. M I heard

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Speaker 1: someone at the show this weekend. I heard them saying, um,

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Speaker 1: a man array. So I heard I overheard a manoray

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Speaker 1: and I was like me about that? Yeah, apparently that

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Speaker 1: was so satisfied. I told so many people about it

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Speaker 1: after the bag. I was like, it started out as

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Speaker 1: me going, can you believe this woman didn't know what

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Speaker 1: a Manta ray was? And then it turned into Manta ray, Nikki,

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Speaker 1: what do you wasting manta? And I go, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: go no, it's a man array And I go, oh,

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Speaker 1: you thought, how do you spell man array? And you

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Speaker 1: go a m It was like it was so many

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Speaker 1: levels of like you weren't the person that was like

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Speaker 1: the word I didn't know it and it ended up

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Speaker 1: being like I bet you that you you knew what

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Speaker 1: it was. You heard that. I have a question if

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Speaker 1: they saw Andrew, if you saw out there, yeah, in Florida,

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Speaker 1: were all we shared it at a water bed, was

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Speaker 1: in your bathtub? If you saw a single a man

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Speaker 1: array in Florida and you wanted to say, like I

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Speaker 1: saw a man array, would you say, I saw in

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Speaker 1: a man array? How would you say it? Just one? Yeah? Honestly,

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Speaker 1: what would you have said? I mean, we covered this

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Speaker 1: on the podcast. He just thought people say, I don't

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Speaker 1: think you saw I think your answer would have been

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Speaker 1: I saw a man array. But you just think people

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Speaker 1: say it that way like I saw elephant, Yeah I

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Speaker 1: saw elephant. I saw I saw tiger. I guess yeah,

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't think to say a man array or just

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Speaker 1: feels very see like when you say it like that,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what does see an enemy? That's why? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there we go. Now we cover that the other day. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: it's confusing. Life is weird. Um So the gym. So

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Speaker 1: I was in the gym and I was lip sinking

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Speaker 1: to Taylor Swift and I just love and I get

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Speaker 1: to like the only time workouts go fast as if

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Speaker 1: I can pretend I'm in a music video or like

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Speaker 1: really sing along to it. And it was so fun

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Speaker 1: to be alone in a gym because you can really

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Speaker 1: let her rip. But you can't do that in a

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Speaker 1: regular gym because people look at you like you're crazy.

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Speaker 1: But you could. There are people that just really let

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Speaker 1: loosen gems, and that's what they need to do. I

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Speaker 1: walked in and there was there was one other guy

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Speaker 1: in the gym, and he was listening to music with

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Speaker 1: no headphones, and he was like listening to like the

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Speaker 1: cheesiest like like I don't just like a very cheesy

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Speaker 1: music that but he like quickly like turned it off,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, bro, oh that's nice playing it.

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Speaker 1: Keep playing it's nice. He quickly turned it off because

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Speaker 1: he was alone, he can listen to it without of course, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not even mad about it. I actually I was.

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Speaker 1: You know, I also had headphones like with noise canceling,

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Speaker 1: but it's I don't mind it. Some people have problem

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Speaker 1: it and they don't they don't ask you first, so

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Speaker 1: they don't show a little bit of you know, and

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Speaker 1: I hate shitty speakers. So when people are like, I

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Speaker 1: want to listen if I'm trying to show on your

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Speaker 1: new song, I go, let's just wait until it's on

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Speaker 1: good speakers, because everything's going to sound like ship on this, Like,

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Speaker 1: if I want you to really like a song, my

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Speaker 1: friend Catherine shout out if she's listening. She always used

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Speaker 1: to listen to her laptop to listen to music, and

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Speaker 1: she got really offended once when I was like, what,

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Speaker 1: you love music, why are you listening to it on

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Speaker 1: as someone as a musician. Don't you get offended when

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Speaker 1: people listen to music on like Tinny Terrible? It depends

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Speaker 1: on this situation. I listened to a lot of music

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Speaker 1: on my laptop just to listen back to things. So sure.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, but if you really trying to have a

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Speaker 1: sonic experiences car, get in a car and you turn

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Speaker 1: it up. Yeah yeah, I mean, I guess I don't

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Speaker 1: get offended. I was just like, I just want you

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Speaker 1: to experience is the best way you can And I

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Speaker 1: remember her being like, it really hurt my feelings. Um,

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Speaker 1: but that was in college and we've moved past that.

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Speaker 1: A lot of musicians will get in a car to

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Speaker 1: hear like everything, Like you really get the experience. It's

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Speaker 1: surrounding you. It's like, what does it sound like? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: last night Anya and I were performing before the show

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Speaker 1: on Instagram live on the podcast Instagram, and we had

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Speaker 1: the music from the loaded music, you know, when people

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Speaker 1: are loading into the shows, we play Spotify playlist and

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Speaker 1: but we were at this really cool theater that had

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Speaker 1: really good UM speakers in each of the dressing room

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Speaker 1: when people are doing quick changes or the ballet or whatever,

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Speaker 1: like they just know where the show is. And it's

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Speaker 1: can't have or hear whoever is on stage, and this

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Speaker 1: time I got to. But we couldn't escape the music

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Speaker 1: and we wanted to play music. So we went into

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Speaker 1: was in the shower and we were playing. We had

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Speaker 1: these toilet sessions. It was so fun. We're putting out

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Speaker 1: a B side record just the toilet sessions and every

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Speaker 1: time I'm not shipping in there. Yeah, that's a really

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Speaker 1: good point. If you were there, we would not have

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Speaker 1: been able to enter for at least what you minute.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, can you imagine if they were like, okay, Nicky,

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Speaker 1: were ready for your vocals, Andrew's done with the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: get in there. I know that recorded beautiful. I am beautiful.

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Speaker 1: That song. She recorded it laying down on the ground.

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Speaker 1: No matter what they say, she was laying flat on

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Speaker 1: her back. I don't know why I know that. I

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Speaker 1: just remember maybe Apple to Really I've seen heroin album

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Speaker 1: in like a long time. Why did she stop recording? Like?

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Speaker 1: What was no? No? Fiona Apple twenty? It's really good?

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Speaker 1: been listening to it recently. There's this one song where she's,

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Speaker 1: like Juanique was said, ahead, I have potential. I cannot

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Speaker 1: stop listening to it. It's so good. It's about growing

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Speaker 1: up and um, it's so good. I let that album

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Speaker 1: a lot too. It reminds me Shaniqua has said, I

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Speaker 1: had Potential reminds me of the song that we came

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Speaker 1: up with this weekend where we were talking about our

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Speaker 1: friend Taylor and we were in the car driving to

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Speaker 1: a gig and um, and I was like seeing if

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Speaker 1: And I was like, you do you know when Taylor

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Speaker 1: is getting back from Guatemala because she's in Guatemala right now,

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Speaker 1: gotta check the girl's trip thing to see if she's

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Speaker 1: told us, and she goes, ones that bitch get back

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Speaker 1: from When does that bitch get back from Guatemala? Whant

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Speaker 1: that bitch get back from Guatemala? And then Caleb was like,

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Speaker 1: that sounds like a great fucking song. When's that bitch

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Speaker 1: get back from Guatemala? When's that bitch get back from?

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Speaker 1: Is that? Was? It? Was that that? But you do

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Speaker 1: when that bitch get back from Guatamala, Like I canceled,

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Speaker 1: So I'm going to keep it bright and light and white.

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Speaker 1: When's that bitch get back from Guatemala? As a big hit.

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Speaker 1: It's a tough ten head here And oh my god,

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Speaker 1: last night, what about your nephews? Beat did you already

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Speaker 1: talk about that? Oh? Yeah, that was another thing that

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Speaker 1: happened in the car. No, my nephew. My sister sent

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Speaker 1: he has like a marker in his hand. And she says,

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Speaker 1: he's like very musical. And I know all parents say that,

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Speaker 1: But I just that was there was nothing else going

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Speaker 1: on loop? Okay, let me just play. I don't understand that.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense to me. Together when's that bit

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Speaker 1: kid from Glatemala? When I guess it, I mean that

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Speaker 1: is I said that that's insane. That's like an arcade

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Speaker 1: to make a song out of it. It's so good

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Speaker 1: and I don't understand it. What was the other sound

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Speaker 1: coming from? Though, honestly like he was hitting something else,

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Speaker 1: maybe clatter in the room or like, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, maybe I'm the genius because I heard it,

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Speaker 1: but I like, who knows. You know, we're not ready

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Speaker 1: to ste point. You are a genius because you hear

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Speaker 1: and see things that most people don't like. We were

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Speaker 1: walking to Starbucks and Nikki stops and looks at these

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Speaker 1: two pipes and she's like, doesn't that look like they're

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Speaker 1: having a relationship, and she just pipe was comforting the

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Speaker 1: other pipe. I have to show you. I'll put it

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Speaker 1: on the Instagram. But do you see things on the

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Speaker 1: street at times? At like I don't even know that

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Speaker 1: you guys can see it. But it looks like one

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Speaker 1: of the pipes is sad and the other one is

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Speaker 1: let me. It's kind of hard to see. So there's

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Speaker 1: this here, yeah, okay, one is comforting. Okay, so their

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Speaker 1: looking down like I'm so sad. It's like, it's okay,

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Speaker 1: everyone's tongue in like two years hopefully, right, Like even

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00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,840
Speaker 1: if we just you know, the way things are now

425
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 1: and they keep going, it'll be a thing that we

426
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,639
Speaker 1: talked about and we'll all know about, but kids won't

427
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:38,040
Speaker 1: really know about it as much. And I'm wondering will

428
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 1: they will Will it be a reference? You think, like

429
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 1: if if he Arla becomes a comedian in his twenties,

430
00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:47,119
Speaker 1: will he do COVID references? Like do you know what

431
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 1: I mean? Like, will it be a thing that everyone

432
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,439
Speaker 1: remembers and talks about? Is it is? It is a

433
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 1: signific I think it's a different thing than like polio,

434
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:59,960
Speaker 1: because polio was the vaccine. Actually no one gets polio.

435
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 1: People still get COVID, Like people are still gonna get

436
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,640
Speaker 1: COVID ten years from now. It feels a little different.

437
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 1: People will still talk about it, but they'll talk about

438
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,879
Speaker 1: it like the flu, Like the flu used to kill people.

439
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 1: People still are getting polio now, did you yeah? Snag Yeah.

440
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 1: So I think people will talk about but not like

441
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,119
Speaker 1: nowhere near like how it was the last couple of years,

442
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But it did change people.

443
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 1: I mean it it's it was people talk about trauma.

444
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 1: It was just traumatic. I mean I was even talking

445
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 1: to the girl um who opened for me. She moved

446
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:45,160
Speaker 1: back with her parents and she's marryed. She moved back

447
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,239
Speaker 1: to Toronto from l A. She was having a lot

448
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 1: of success in l A and just abandoned ship and

449
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 1: moved with her parents for ten months, just like we

450
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 1: lived with her parents. Um. People went through trauma. They're

451
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 1: still recovering from the financial loss and like and then

452
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 1: we remember we switched to like, I know this is

453
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 1: we've all been over this, but I think we haven't

454
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 1: talked about it. While everyone freaked the we just all

455
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I didn't know. We didn't know what

456
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,360
Speaker 1: it was gonna be. We don't know how long we're

457
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 1: gonna be shut down. Everyone really, I thought everyone underestimated it.

458
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 1: Me as a pessimist, I overestimated it. I was like,

459
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 1: this is gonna be seven years of living inside. Like

460
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:23,120
Speaker 1: I was, stand up comedy is dead, really and it

461
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: was for a while even though and even when people

462
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 1: start doing it outside, it was still dead in my opinion,

463
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 1: have been kept dead. But it is amazing that everything

464
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,679
Speaker 1: has come back. It was traumatic. People are still have

465
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 1: that your brain change during that time. I so many

466
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:45,680
Speaker 1: people did COVID alone and that show alone. If it's

467
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: proven anything to us is that people can't handle being alone.

468
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 1: You think you can, but because people all all the

469
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 1: time go I could be on alone. I love solitude.

470
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 1: It's not We're not meant to be alone. We were.

471
00:24:57,119 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 1: We came up in tribes. You need like other people

472
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 1: for emotional support. Like even if you think you're alone,

473
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:06,199
Speaker 1: I mean some people actually are totally alone and I'm

474
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 1: so and there's people to talk to, there's better help,

475
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 1: there's um hotline. How fragile we are like as a

476
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:17,119
Speaker 1: groom area, Like I've never really realized, like, oh, this

477
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 1: is gonna affect everyone, you know what I mean everyone.

478
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 1: That's what I liked about it, because you stand up

479
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 1: was taken away. Everyone wasn't doing stand up? Is there

480
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:31,879
Speaker 1: anything in your personality specifically that you think changed. And

481
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 1: I'm talking like a negative effect, because this article talks

482
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: about how the changes in the in the things that

483
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 1: I listed negatively impacted our well being. Because when you

484
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 1: have high levels of like agreeableness or extra version nous,

485
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 1: your your well being is better. Is there anything in

486
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 1: your personalities that you think was impacted negatively? I think

487
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 1: my depression got took up a couple not just like

488
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: I suffer with it, more after it, Like it got

489
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:07,199
Speaker 1: to such lows that I think it like exacerbated it

490
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 1: and then it got to a point where it's like, oh,

491
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: we know we can get this low, So how low

492
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: can you go? Now? I'm playing limbo all the time

493
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,360
Speaker 1: and I'm not going as low, but like it's just

494
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,879
Speaker 1: it got me, like anything like if you are running

495
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,199
Speaker 1: a lot and then all of a sudden you can

496
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,919
Speaker 1: run twenty miles because you've been running for you, Like

497
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know how to describe it.

498
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 1: Like if I ran a marathon during COVID, I would

499
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: probably be doing five six miles and that would be

500
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: an easy run for me now and I feel like

501
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: now I get into six mile depressions when I used

502
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 1: to get into three mile ones because my stamina is more,

503
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 1: um if that makes sense anyone else. I feel like

504
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: it was interesting because I think crowds came back. They

505
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: were so happy to just fucking crowds to beat together,

506
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: to feel like you can actually go see an event,

507
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: and they got a little too happy. In Soul Korea,

508
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 1: if you hear what I was saying, Oh yeah, that's

509
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 1: what that was a thing of the pandemic. They because

510
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: Soul didn't have Halloween for two years and that was

511
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: a huge deal. Everyone was like, let's all fucking go

512
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 1: and that was that. So as much as that was

513
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 1: a joke, it wasn't like that really happens. But yeah,

514
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 1: so crowd I feel like when at first, like the

515
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 1: crowds got amped and I we were remember we started

516
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: doing show. I was so amped to be around people.

517
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 1: And then I was like the farther I got from that,

518
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 1: I go kind of miss COVID, Like I kind of

519
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 1: missed like not being around people, you know what I mean.

520
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,120
Speaker 1: Like like after that first like wave of like yeah,

521
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 1: we're all together, we're all doing ship together, then I

522
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 1: was like I kind of like not having anything really

523
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 1: have to do you don't have to do something. Yeah,

524
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,640
Speaker 1: you have to do anything at night, and to just yeah,

525
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 1: that's the hardest thing to shake, is you know, I'm

526
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 1: a creature of habit. I like my routine. But I noticed,

527
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,119
Speaker 1: you know, I moved to a new city during COVID.

528
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 1: I moved upstate, and now I don't have any friends

529
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: up there. I just have Matt. I haven't branched out

530
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: to go to shows and Steve. I don't like discover

531
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,080
Speaker 1: new things about the town because I still have this

532
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,959
Speaker 1: mentality of like, no, just honker down and stay in

533
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 1: and just do the basic routine that you see. I'm

534
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 1: not as adventurous. I think a little bit more paranoid,

535
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: a little bit more anxious. I even feel like people

536
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 1: have more social I know people have more social anxiety

537
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 1: now than they ever did, because it's it's new. We

538
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 1: were locked down for so long. It's just gives you. People.

539
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 1: I was starting, I was panicking when the world was

540
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 1: opening up because I'm like, I don't want to go

541
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,679
Speaker 1: socialize again, Like this sucks. And if I was feeling

542
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: that way, I can't even imagine people with like normal

543
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 1: social anxiety we're feeling. Um. I really feel for all

544
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 1: the people at critical times of their lives. Like I

545
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: know someone that was like just on the verge of

546
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: you know, their fertilities in question. They need to find

547
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: a partner or get married, like within the next three

548
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: years otherwise forget having your own kid and it's like nope,

549
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: shut down for three years. That or children that are

550
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: like at that crucial time of making friends and college,

551
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 1: when junior high or high school or yeah, like you

552
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 1: met those, I feel for them. And of course old people.

553
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: I mean, how did what about me? I was like,

554
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: just like I don't know, going on tour. No, I'm

555
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: just kidding. It was like the best time ever for

556
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: me for the world SI day. It was perfectly timed

557
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 1: for me. My E show that I didn't want to

558
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: do got canceled, and I was like, oh no, I

559
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 1: prayed for it something to happen. It's so weird, and

560
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: I don't I'm not one of these people that thinks

561
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: I have any influence on the earth by my prayers,

562
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: but I remember praying for some intervention to take me

563
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: out of doing that E show that I was imminent.

564
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: I wanted to do the show. I'm grateful to everyone

565
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: that worked on it, including Andrew, but I just didn't

566
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: have time because I was on tour and I was

567
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: working during the day and doing the radio show. I

568
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: had no time to give this TV show, and so

569
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: it was going on air in April ten episodes. I

570
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: had no idea what it was. I didn't like what

571
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 1: it was. I didn't have enough I didn't know how

572
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: to fix it, um, even though I had amazing writers

573
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,959
Speaker 1: writing on it. Bonnie McFarland, Ari Finling, Andrew Colin, J. P. McDade, like,

574
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: this is your apology list. It was awesome. The show

575
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 1: could have been so good, but I just could not.

576
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 1: I just was so scared of it. And I remember

577
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: like crying in my shower, being like, there's there, Nikki.

578
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: Don't even try to bargain with God right now. There's

579
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: nothing that could happen that the show isn't gonna happen,

580
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: Like shows don't get taken away barring you getting very hurt,

581
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: which you know you're not gonna do to yourself. You're

582
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 1: not gonna get hit by car, you're not gonnet hit

583
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,479
Speaker 1: by lightning. And then COVID happens and it's the first

584
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: show they go it. I'm so sorry, we can't do this,

585
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 1: and I was sorry to the guy that I had

586
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: to lie to and be like, I'm so sad like,

587
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 1: but I was jumping down. I was so fucking happy

588
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 1: because I just wanted the show to be great and

589
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: it wasn't great yet, and and it was because of me.

590
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 1: I wasn't able to give it enough. But man, that

591
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 1: was the it was. And there are some people where

592
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 1: COVID happened in the worst time for them, and for

593
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: me it was. And I was about to have a

594
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: mental like the reason I couldn't give it anything because

595
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: I was overworked. I was about to literally commit myself

596
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 1: to an institution because of just what exhaustion, um, just

597
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: mental and um physical exhaustion. I was about to do

598
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: like one of those Lindsay Lohans of like, oh, I'm

599
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: you know, uh, dehydration, but it's really just you're just

600
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: going into psychosis. And and then the planet gave it

601
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: to me, um, and so I it was just I

602
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 1: just got lucky. Man. I don't think that I had

603
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: anything to do with COVID, but but those prayers. But no,

604
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: you got to change your life too in such a

605
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: good way. I mean, you moved to Arizona, you never

606
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: would have done that right without I'll know, I feel

607
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: like I had I had some positive changes that I

608
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 1: would have not have gone outside my comfort zone to do.

609
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 1: But just like it's good to hear you all say

610
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: how covid Um negatively impacted you, like leaning into your

611
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 1: anti like anti social habits, because I was, like my

612
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 1: whole life, I struggled with that and I got to

613
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 1: appoint where I was like putting myself out there. I

614
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: was going to places. I would go to places alone

615
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: if I didn't have anyone to go with, and then

616
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 1: covid it just like that like like evil little antisocial

617
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: thing just was like, oh, you don't have to talk

618
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 1: to anybody. You get to just stay at home. And

619
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 1: it's been really hard breaking out of it. Yeah, it's been.

620
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 1: It's been really really hard. But you're good about getting

621
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 1: yourself out there and making friends. You've made many friends

622
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: in Arizona. I've been so impressed. You've made more friends

623
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: in Arizona than I have in my entire life. Like

624
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 1: you met friends and parking lots there. You go to

625
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:38,239
Speaker 1: jiu jitsu, you're volunteering at a um a garden that

626
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: grows food for you know, people who are food insufficient, insecure,

627
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: like you are getting out there, You're forcing or something

628
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: to do social things. But it's like conscious effort. I

629
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 1: have to really like the work that I have to

630
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,719
Speaker 1: do in my brain to put myself out there, and

631
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: like the anxiety that I feel. It always turns out

632
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: to be just fine and I have a great time

633
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 1: and a great story to you know, take away from it,

634
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: but just the gymnastics that I have to do in

635
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: my mind to just get there. It's interesting that most

636
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: of our lives are dreading things that when we actually

637
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 1: get to them, end up not being even ten percent

638
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 1: as bad as we thought. Like, I really don't know

639
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: of any event I've gone to that has been as

640
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: even ten percent as bad as I thought it was

641
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: going to be with the amount of dread I gave it.

642
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: So why do we keep continuing to think things are

643
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: going to be terrible? Because I dread. I literally dread

644
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: everything in my life besides going to pick up my Starbucks.

645
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: And that is no offense to anyone, you know, even

646
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 1: meet and greets. I'm kind of like, just get this done,

647
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: and then I get seats dinner and they are a

648
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 1: fucking joy. I have so much fun. I'm like, I

649
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: feel uplifted. Sometimes I feel like I had a rough set,

650
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,719
Speaker 1: like at Reno, not Reno. Yeah, Reno was like just

651
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: this big. I mean, it's three thousand seats and thank

652
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: you to people are fucking coming out to shows, and

653
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: I'm so grateful for the crowds like auge are so

654
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: fucking good. If you guys have not been to a

655
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer show yet, this is the best I've ever seen.

656
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: Her shows are so fun. Thank you. It's um it's

657
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: but the first thing in Reno was just like I couldn't.

658
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: The sound kind of got lost, and all of us

659
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 1: felt that way. We were kind of like, do they

660
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,720
Speaker 1: like it? And but Matt was out in the audience

661
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 1: was like, no, I assure you they were having fun.

662
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 1: But I was feeling so stinky afterwards. I was like,

663
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: I didn't give them a good show. I felt off.

664
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: I didn't even know if they liked it. I went

665
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: too long. They're probably bored. They hated going here. And

666
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,760
Speaker 1: then I went to the meet and greet and everyone

667
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,399
Speaker 1: was so fucking nice and made me feel so much better.

668
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,839
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I can't believe I felt that way,

669
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: and so all these things that I dread, and I

670
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 1: always dread going on stage. And as soon as I

671
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 1: grabbed the mic, I'm having the best time of my life.

672
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 1: I've never once been on stage, being like I can't

673
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: wait to get off stage ever ever, ever, But I do.

674
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 1: I dread going to the gym every time I work

675
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: out I feel good. I dread talking to my parents

676
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: every time I do I have a good time. I dread.

677
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: The only thing I don't dread, And this is ironic

678
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: because most people do air travel. I love being on

679
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 1: a plane. I love sleeping on a plane. I love

680
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,760
Speaker 1: the sound of planes. I love being able to again.

681
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: And that is the most antisocial place for me. Ever,

682
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: you don't have to talk to anyone on a plane.

683
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: If you are skilled like me, you don't have to

684
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 1: talk to anyone um and I love. I love flights,

685
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: and that that's the only place, besides caving, where people

686
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: will go. Oh, that's that's why you couldn't write back

687
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 1: to that email. Caving, space, planes, and surgery. Those are

688
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: the only four places you can escape. Even sleep, you

689
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,839
Speaker 1: don't get away with that anymore. You but you could

690
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 1: have woken up and written back to my email. But

691
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: a plane, people go, you go the WiFi. Was you

692
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: just go the WiFi and you don't have to lie.

693
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 1: People just go oh it was, and you go, yeah,

694
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: but you know you don't have to lie. Um that

695
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: do that same ship. I always have a build up

696
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: in my head that everything's gonna be everything's gonna be bad,

697
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: even never good stuff, never bad. I don't dread watching

698
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:00,320
Speaker 1: with my boyfriend or watching I look forward to watching TV.

699
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:04,399
Speaker 1: I look forward to meals, I look forward to Starbucks,

700
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 1: I look forward to I look forward to this podcast

701
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 1: most of the time, I honestly do. It's never it's

702
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: not something I dread. I'll tell you that it's not.

703
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 1: It's neutral. It's always fun. Altercation on stage where this

704
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: these I was trying to do my jokes and these

705
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: women on the right order like a dessert to share.

706
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: They were all like, dude, and they were all like,

707
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: do you want the ice cream? Do you want to spoon?

708
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: Do you want to like? What do you here? You

709
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 1: take this spoon? Oh my god, look the ice cream

710
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: is already melting. And I'm like, and they're like, it's

711
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 1: part of the stage where they're in your ear because

712
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 1: they're not like in front of you either. No one

713
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: knows that you can hear them so well, that's the

714
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 1: shittiest part. When you're at a comedy club. The comedians

715
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 1: can hear what's going on on the stage. And sometimes

716
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,240
Speaker 1: I've done this so many times where you react so

717
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: violently or like over the top what happened because it's

718
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 1: been in your here, and then the rest of the

719
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: audience thinks you're fucking crazy. Yes, that's what happened. So

720
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: I go, oh, is the ice cream? I go, oh,

721
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 1: is the ice cream? Is the ice cream more important

722
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: than than me working on my act for twelve years?

723
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: Is that? Is that imporing that ice cream? Would say, yeah, yeah,

724
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: for sure, like that, what is yours? And then I go,

725
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: I go, I go, and like I was getting fun

726
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 1: with it though I was just like I wasn't being

727
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: that bad. I really wasn't, even though they were just years. Really,

728
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: so I say, well, yeah, yeah, really just started your

729
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 1: earlier is melting more than his ice cream? I'm like that.

730
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, okay, and so is it? Alimotor is

731
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 1: a little mode. I don't know That's where I'm gonna

732
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 1: need so this girl, I say one more thing about

733
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,879
Speaker 1: the ice cream, like after a joke, like just called

734
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: back to it a little bit, and she just goes,

735
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: get over it. I'm pregnant. Get like yelled, get over it,

736
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: I'm pregnant. I would have responded out of and a bitch,

737
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: that's what I said, But I said it like such like,

738
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: I didn't say it like you were piste. Yeah, just

739
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: because the condescending in her tone. People don't from my mouth. Yeah,

740
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: you had condensation to every work. Dude, she had beer

741
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,760
Speaker 1: goggles on. It's actually just me spinning on her glasses

742
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: from my mouth, and beggs are a metaphor. Really, I

743
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 1: thought you actually not down in the South bitch in

744
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: a way that was as so much history behind it.

745
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 1: And then I got the sucking robin. She's like, who's robbing?

746
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: And I go um, and then I go hey, you

747
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: know what, I didn't need to get that aggressive. And

748
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: then but that's not good either for comedy. I'm just

749
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: having an inner monologue. Then that's coming out our log

750
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: my mouth. What number how many more minutes did you

751
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 1: have on stage? Here's the thing I didn't. I fucking

752
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: crushed after that. I think like it made me in

753
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: a way, like I apologize and then I just you

754
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 1: get in control of them. Yeah, it made me, It

755
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: made me push harder, but like I didn't I lost.

756
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: I did lose it a little bit. But there's something

757
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: about like, get over it. I'm pregnant, Like like just

758
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: because you're pregnant, you could be a horrible like I know,

759
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 1: just because someone fucked you and came inside you and

760
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 1: you were vertile enough to carry it. Like you get

761
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 1: I'll give you my seat on the subway, but you

762
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: don't get to be Yeah, it's same with the ne

763
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 1: someone in a wheelchair, or someone that has a disease

764
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: or as cancer. You can still be a bit and

765
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 1: have cancer. You can still be a bit in a wheelchair.

766
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,479
Speaker 1: You can. Like we all know this, but there's something

767
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: about it where we have to oh, old people are

768
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: all sweet. It's like, no, they're not. They're not all sweet.

769
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: Oh that guy was a limp. He must be just

770
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 1: a gentle soul. It's like, I think that's rude to

771
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: assume that every one that and especially mothers, we are

772
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,399
Speaker 1: we have mother's Like, there's nothing about it is condensation,

773
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: it's I'm in here. Also, stop your pregnant. Yeah yeah,

774
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: if it felt very like, uh, you know whatever it was.

775
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they're knocking like crazy. Yeah, I don't

776
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: need anything. Tell her, tell her she's a bit Come on, Andrew.

777
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna go to break and come back

778
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 1: with more. Andrew's going to handle this and uh, the

779
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: show after this handlemade its hands mad. Alright, we're back,

780
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:49,319
Speaker 1: let's do Reddit dumb. This is your this is your

781
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: I got the key, right. I love that laugh. It's

782
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: my favorite part. Okay, So I was on redd it

783
00:40:58,520 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: last night. I was so excited that this one can

784
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,760
Speaker 1: him up because it is like, so my style of

785
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 1: a question is on ask Creddit, which is where they

786
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,919
Speaker 1: just ask cool questions and then people answer. Um. It says,

787
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: what is the most dangerous thing? People don't realize is

788
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: all that dangerous? And this is my favorite thing to

789
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,959
Speaker 1: talk about, is like things that are dangerous and people

790
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 1: are just doing them, And I'm like, how everyone needs

791
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: to know, Like we've talked about crowd crushes, how to

792
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: not have that happen to you? If you want to

793
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,240
Speaker 1: bree visit the episode. It was on Thursday's episode last Thursday.

794
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,439
Speaker 1: If you are ever find yourself in a crowd, walk

795
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: with your hands up like you're boxing someone and stand

796
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 1: uh staggered with one foot in front of the other,

797
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: so that you aren't just like, you know, standing with

798
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,840
Speaker 1: your feet together. And then if you get pushed to

799
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: the ground, Um, you don't have to go back and

800
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: listen because I'm telling you, if you get pushed to

801
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 1: the ground, do not say in your stomach or on

802
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,240
Speaker 1: your back, get in a fetal position to the side

803
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 1: and crouch and that will keep your organs protected. So

804
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 1: that is going to save some lives. Okay, but this

805
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,919
Speaker 1: was interesting to me. My first word as a child

806
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: was dangerous. I would point out things that were dangerous.

807
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with people wearing seatbelts. I'm assessed with people

808
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:00,919
Speaker 1: wearing helmets. I am a total advocate for Caleb Sign.

809
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 1: In my opener this weekend, he was talking about scooters

810
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: and how he won't go on those like bird scooters.

811
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 1: He's like, no, I'm not gonna do it. And I

812
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 1: was like, do it and he's like, did you wear

813
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,760
Speaker 1: a helmet? And I'm like, I you don't even understand

814
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: who you're talking to. I am so scared of dangerous

815
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: things and school. Those scooters are not dangerous as they seem.

816
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: I mean they definitely are they. But just if you're

817
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: a smart person and not being drunk on one and

818
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: following the rules, you don't you'll be okay. And I

819
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: was like, please do want to? I just trust me.

820
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: I'm such an advocate for safety and it's so fun.

821
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 1: This one blew my mind. The top answer, Okay, so

822
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: what is the most dangerous thing? People don't realize it's

823
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,839
Speaker 1: all that dangerous and people need to know this, So

824
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 1: listen up, everyone, especially people with kids. All the pregnant

825
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 1: bitches out there, the pin setters in a bowling alley,

826
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 1: they are all well over a thousand pounds of mechanized

827
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: death by steel and moving belts. Some of the scariest

828
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 1: moments of my life have been running the six um

829
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: feet between me and the emergency shut off behind the

830
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 1: front desk as a toddler runs slipping and sliding down

831
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: the lane while their parents or guardians are laughing by

832
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 1: the table because they thought it was cute. Even experienced

833
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: pin setter mechanics have been crushed to death during scheduled maintenance.

834
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:12,959
Speaker 1: Pin Setters are machines of convenience, entertainment, and death. So

835
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 1: that freaked me out. I'm telling my sister. She ever

836
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 1: brings her kids to the bowling alley, like just like

837
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: you could see a toddler just like being like running

838
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 1: towards the ball and everyone going, that's so funny and

839
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 1: just a toddler magnets, Yes, so much. Yes, when I

840
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 1: was a toddler, that's my number one place I wanted

841
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 1: to run to yese to like run and slide into

842
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,439
Speaker 1: pins Like, well they can do that, you know what,

843
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: You're an idiot that adult children. No, don't put your

844
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: hand in one of the cake Boss. Apparently I was

845
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: reading the Cake Boss. Buddy Valastro nearly destroyed one of

846
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 1: his hands punctured by the pin setter in his own

847
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: home bowling alley. So be careful, folks. Um, this one

848
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: was good. I feel like we all know this, but

849
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 1: it's worth repeating. Passengers should never rest their feet on

850
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: the dash of a car because when the airbag does

851
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: its thing and has only one way to go, several

852
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,359
Speaker 1: terrible things can happen. At this point, your knees get

853
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: pushed into your face or your hips are dislocated. This

854
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 1: wasn't interesting. One more psychological one. What were you saying?

855
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: I have a story for you. This weekend. We went

856
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,399
Speaker 1: up to a place called Mount Lemon to a road,

857
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: windy road going all the way up to the top

858
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 1: of the mountain. Way home. There was a car that

859
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 1: was driving the speed limit and a couple of cars

860
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: behind it. One guy said, I need to pass this

861
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 1: driver driving the speed limit. Went around a curve. We

862
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 1: we passed the curve. All of a sudden, we see

863
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: his truck on the side of the road. He apparently

864
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: flipped upside down. His his truck landed in a ditch

865
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 1: by the side of the road on a mountain. So

866
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 1: it's a good thing it didn't go to the other

867
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: side where it was like down the mountain. Yeah. Yeah,

868
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: and um, he got so lucky. We had no reception

869
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,879
Speaker 1: at that point of my god, did you get out?

870
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: And you got out and helped it because we were

871
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 1: with his search and rescue. This is the best person

872
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: to ever be behind a guy that flipped his car,

873
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: and we had his truck, so he had all his

874
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: stuff with him. Also, the guy who was driving the

875
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 1: speed limit is a veteran, so he has like experience also.

876
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 1: And then a few minutes later a doctor was driving

877
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: up the mountain, so uh, the guy was alive. He

878
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: was kind of like in and out. Um, he didn't

879
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: appear that he had any like lacerations or bleeding, but

880
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: like he flipped upside down. It's crazy. People are insane

881
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: to drive. Did you see the accident happened? I saw

882
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:46,760
Speaker 1: him cutting the cars off because it went around a bend.

883
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 1: I didn't see his vehicle flipping. They think they're invincible.

884
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: They really. That's another thing. Like you're driving a big truck,

885
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 1: you too, That's a thing. That's the thing. It was

886
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,879
Speaker 1: for me, like as an outsider, like not knowing this guy,

887
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,479
Speaker 1: I'm like, Wow, I'm like seeing someone have a life

888
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: changing moment because he was like near death. He could

889
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:14,479
Speaker 1: have done and he hopefully learns from that. Yeah. God,

890
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,760
Speaker 1: that's so scary coming upon a wreck. I just I can't.

891
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: I'm going to see. Oh yeah I did. Was he

892
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 1: like in his fucking You've never seen him in that mode? Right,

893
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: rescue mode? Oh? Yeah, it was it. Did he take off? Yes?

894
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: Did he have a flotation device his pants? Yeah? What

895
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: did he do? Did he do it? Did he do anything?

896
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 1: Hot he doing? Well? The door was jammed so he

897
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 1: couldn't because he has to take the guy's pulse you know,

898
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 1: you have to stabilize him and stuff, so you have

899
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 1: to like break the window on the passenger side, yep,

900
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: with his elbow, um with his head. He had a knife,

901
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 1: so he used the back of the knife. It was

902
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: were you just like obsturbating by a tree? Like what

903
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: were you sitting in the shade? And then the funny

904
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 1: part is, you know, so there's cars passing by right

905
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: and it's already dark. So this one guy drives. He's

906
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: he's got like this red sports car with like a

907
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 1: green light underneath. And I'm trying to like screw to

908
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 1: people like can you please call the cops when you

909
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 1: get reception? There's a man in there. We just had

910
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: an accident. So these two guys are driving up the mountain.

911
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,439
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, the car just like speeds off,

912
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 1: disappears for like ten minutes. Then they come. I see

913
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:34,439
Speaker 1: the car coming back, and I'm like, did you call

914
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: the cops? Did you call anyone? And these guys come out.

915
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: It looks like Cheech and Chong and they're just like, yeah,

916
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 1: we went up there, we got service. I drove like

917
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 1: sixty miles per hour and I'm like, that's not don't

918
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 1: tell me that, but thank you for calling them. It

919
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,879
Speaker 1: was just like a little how long were you there?

920
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 1: We were there? I think that I would be like

921
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: I was like if my boyfriend was like rescuing everyone,

922
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 1: I'd be like, God, damn it, we're not gonna have

923
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 1: my friends. We were supposed to go to pot Whale

924
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 1: to get some food, but um, we were there for

925
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: like an hour, Like the latest mine. I'd be like,

926
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 1: the Starbucks is closing and they order, It's just gonna

927
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: be cold by the time I get there. I'm such

928
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: a bit I seriously would be thinking that. I'd be like,

929
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 1: remember when we broke from on the side of the road. Yeah,

930
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: you were gone before the car even stopped. Wait what

931
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: you save yourselves. We were driving back and Claire Parker,

932
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: We're driving back from a gig somewhere in New Jersey

933
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: and we were on the highway and all of a

934
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:42,760
Speaker 1: sudden we started hearing like like the tires. My nephew

935
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 1: was on the with a old steel drum, and we

936
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 1: were like, what the fun? And so we pull over

937
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:51,919
Speaker 1: on the side of the highway, which I hate doing

938
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 1: and I'm so scared of and I like, I think

939
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 1: we've actually pulled off on a ramp because I was like, sorry,

940
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 1: I will That's the biggest Another dangerous thing that my

941
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 1: dad always taught me. Never ever pull off on the

942
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: side of a highway, no matter what. You could just

943
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 1: drive on your shitty tire, because you will die changing

944
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 1: the tire people. It happens to people all the time

945
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: on the highway. Um. So we pulled off and we

946
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 1: he went to go check it, and I had already

947
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: called an uber for me and Claire to get picked

948
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: up to deal with it. Because there's nothing I can

949
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: do in that situation to help. I am out of things.

950
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: Why do I need to stay? Yeah? Just friend chip No,

951
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 1: like they have each other and friends. It makes sense. Yeah,

952
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 1: I was thinking, Andrew's fy, like can I get in there? Well,

953
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: I would have liked you, but I feel like that

954
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 1: would have been mean to Ari. We would have had

955
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 1: to leave someone with it, and we were the two girls,

956
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: and I was like, we don't need to be on

957
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 1: stranded on the highway with these guys trying to change

958
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: the tire. They don't even know what they're doing because

959
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: they're both your body from Barter system. Like that with

960
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 1: the tire, you could have our women Okay, that's true,

961
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 1: but um, and then ended up being just like a

962
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,880
Speaker 1: piece of tape that was like a piece of and

963
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 1: then I had to eat crow and I was like

964
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: canceling the uber. How long are you fucking uber? You?

965
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:20,839
Speaker 1: I can't believe he was so offended? How long? How

966
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: long did it take from pulling over to discovering the tape?

967
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. I started calling the uber before

968
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: we even because I'm like, I'm not wasting my time.

969
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 1: I can't do anything in the situation. I'm not gonna know.

970
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: I don't know how to work at jack, I don't

971
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,319
Speaker 1: know how to work like that. I'm not gonna be

972
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: any healthier. So the next Reddit thing I just want

973
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 1: to say is, um, the dangerous thing that you don't

974
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: know is dangerous using non ladder objects to reach things

975
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 1: out of reach, standing upon a thing that you made

976
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. Um, getting in and out of a

977
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: wet shower or bathtub, I mean so scary. Do your

978
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,879
Speaker 1: parents and have stuff in their bathtub? Are you worried

979
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:58,839
Speaker 1: about slips and falls from them that they don't have

980
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 1: stuff in there? About them? I don't even think they shower.

981
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what my parents. Wait, what will you

982
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: see them today? Will you ask? I'm worried about them? Okay,

983
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 1: um now the next Reddit thing. Uh oh, this girl

984
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 1: had a life hack. Oh. I wanted Andrew to try this,

985
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 1: but we don't have it on hand, but I want

986
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: one of our best used to try it. Um on,

987
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play it for you. Sorry, no, I didn't

988
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: send this. It's a girl with a twelve pack of

989
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,879
Speaker 1: soda that isn't open yet, and it's a life hack.

990
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 1: I guess I'll just play it for all of us,

991
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: and I'll just describe what she's doing. So she holds

992
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,280
Speaker 1: the patisota. It says this is from a life hacks

993
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 1: new here, so sorry it's been shared before. But here's

994
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: my life hack. And it's a girl taking a twelve

995
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: packisoda and then slamming it over her knee like a

996
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: karate move and just chopping it in half and it

997
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,280
Speaker 1: breaks it half perfectly. I'll play it again for you guys,

998
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,399
Speaker 1: and it opens like that, and I want to see

999
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,879
Speaker 1: if that works. I wonder if I had my pack

1000
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: of Zevia here, but I drank all ten and what's

1001
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 1: going to do that over my knees? That I'm that's

1002
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 1: a good point, Tea. For it is, then it's gonna

1003
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: if it depends how quick you want the soda, because

1004
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:09,439
Speaker 1: that's gonna cause fuzz for sure. You just the top.

1005
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,439
Speaker 1: We just put the whole twelve clock in the fridge. Though,

1006
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: Why does she need it broken open just to open it?

1007
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 1: That's a good point. There's like a little point of

1008
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 1: getting yeah you can there's a little door. Okay, so

1009
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 1: that's pointless. No one needs it. It did look cool.

1010
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 1: This is from Explain Like I'm five and I just

1011
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: want to hear what you guys think the answer to

1012
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: this is. And then I have the actual answer. Why

1013
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 1: do human babies cry so much as opposed to chimpanzee

1014
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 1: or gorilla babies? Like you see gorillas and they're always

1015
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:41,399
Speaker 1: just kind of like looking around, they're swinging on. Why um,

1016
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 1: because there's predators out in the wild and if they cry,

1017
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: they'll be found and then killed and eaten. Smart interesting,

1018
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: that is part of it. Does anyone else have any theories?

1019
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 1: So they said, I'm wanting a documentary, And notice how

1020
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 1: chill great ape babies are. They're quite content just holding

1021
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 1: onto their mom and you never see them crying in

1022
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 1: the same shrill, oftentimes excessive way human babies do. Why

1023
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 1: is it because of how we're socialized now and we're

1024
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: so separate and maybe we're supposed to be like wrapped

1025
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 1: around our moms constantly and um it's but this Andrews right, Uh,

1026
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 1: it's it's kind of has multiple things that anthropologists think.

1027
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 1: One anthropologist, Sarah Hardy positive an evolutionary mechanism. If an

1028
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 1: ape or monkey puts a baby down for a bit,

1029
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 1: it's best chances of survival is to stay quiet and

1030
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,279
Speaker 1: hope mom comes back. It can last for a good bit.

1031
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: A human baby is basically fucked if mom does not

1032
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 1: come back around very quickly. Um so makes lots of

1033
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:43,879
Speaker 1: penetrating noises to remind her. And this was the other

1034
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,919
Speaker 1: part of that. Human babies are born much earlier into

1035
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 1: their life cycle than chips for various reasons. So women's

1036
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 1: women are justestation period is not that long. Babies come

1037
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 1: out really vulnerable, whereas other babies of other species animals

1038
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 1: um even hominid come out really well formed and so

1039
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: they don't need as much care. Where as we If

1040
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: our babies were lasted longer than us and cooked longer,

1041
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 1: they would kill us on the way out. We would

1042
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 1: because yeah, like a horse is born and within thirty

1043
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: seconds is a walk and already um so yeah, being

1044
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: born super early is actually a pretty good evolutionary adaptation.

1045
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 1: So most of the growth goes into your brain when

1046
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: you're in I guess it says um. It's a good

1047
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 1: evolutionary adaptation to a social species because it allows for

1048
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: less need for preprogrammed instinctive behavior and a much greater

1049
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,360
Speaker 1: range of learned behaviors, meaning that human behavior can be

1050
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 1: highly adaptable and very plastic between generations. Humans can change

1051
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 1: pretty much everything about their behavior very rapidly because it's

1052
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:51,879
Speaker 1: almost all learned behavior and not encoded at a genetic level.

1053
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: It's one reason Homo species no Homo have been able

1054
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: to live in every climate and adjust all sorts of

1055
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 1: different social and substant sub what some word systems. I

1056
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 1: thought that was very interesting. Final, can you imagine if

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00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:09,840
Speaker 1: if you had a baby and it was already like

1058
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 1: it comes out it's like walking, like being like what's up? Bro?

1059
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 1: It was already doing Yeah, it's a BC's so it's

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00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: good for our evolutionary survival to cry yes, yes, because

1061
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 1: we're like Mama, I'm here look at me. Yeah, it

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00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:37,840
Speaker 1: would be weird if babies came out doing this on

1063
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 1: your clip literally arcade fire. That is so, I know

1064
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: it's so weird, okay, um, and then this one was interesting.

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00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:50,959
Speaker 1: Let's all think of our favorite song. If you can't

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00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 1: one of your favorite songs, let's say favorite love song,

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00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: whether it's any kind of song about I think you

1068
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:04,839
Speaker 1: just played it. Um. I think of your favorite song

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00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 1: that has something to do with love, whether it's negative

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00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 1: or positive, heartbreak or anything so love. Um. This is

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00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: from psychology uh the subready. It says the lyrics to

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00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 1: your to your date's favorite song may provide clues to

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00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:20,880
Speaker 1: their attachment style, So you can get insight into the

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00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:25,839
Speaker 1: person you're with if they're insecure, if they are avoidant,

1075
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,760
Speaker 1: or if they are secure based on their favorite song

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00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:31,759
Speaker 1: and the lyrics of the favorite song. So I want

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00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 1: to run a little test. Um an you know what

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00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 1: is your favorite song? Supernova by Liz Fair, which is

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00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 1: basically just a love song to a guy, Like your

1080
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 1: eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass, and your lips are sweet

1081
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 1: and slippery like a cherub's barewet ass. It's like a

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00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 1: funny sweet is she getting rejected in it all or

1083
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 1: she longing. It's just but it's like fun. And so

1084
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 1: I have looked all over the place, but you have

1085
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 1: got my favorite face. Your eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass,

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00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 1: and your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's

1087
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 1: barewet ass. Because you're a super human supernova, a solar superhuman.

1088
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,280
Speaker 1: You're an angel with fire, wings of fire, a flying

1089
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:13,399
Speaker 1: giant friction blast. Um. Yeah, it's all just nice. That's secure. Yeah,

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00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 1: I'd read that as a secure attachment. You're just celebrating

1091
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 1: someone that you love. It doesn't there's not a longing.

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00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 1: They're not a rejection there. Um again, Um yeah, like

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00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 1: it really did. Like I was thinking, literally all I

1094
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:33,479
Speaker 1: was thinking about. Your sweater has a chevron, and you're

1095
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 1: so damn high. You walk in clouds of glitter and

1096
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 1: you wear a tight medium shirt and the sun reflects

1097
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 1: in your eyes, and every time the wind blows, I

1098
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 1: can smell you in the sky. Your kisses are as

1099
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 1: wicked as an F sixteen, and you funk like a

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00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 1: volcano and you're everything to me. Oh my god, I

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00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: love that. Okay, No, what's your favorite song? And can

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00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 1: we look up the lyrics or is it just are

1103
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 1: they even audible? You don't like lyrics though, so I

1104
00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 1: don't think this counts for you. Yeah, can we skip?

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00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 1: His favorite love song is just like a like I

1106
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 1: don't know, an eagle being beaten to death or something.

1107
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 1: I am anilyst right the Eagles, the band the Eagles

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00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 1: being this song right now. This is a tangent called

1109
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: good in Bed by Dualiba. Because I always watch on

1110
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 1: Instagram she has the best like reels of her just

1111
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: like grinding, and she's always wearing these like hot costumes.

1112
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:29,600
Speaker 1: And I got into the song from Instagram. But it's

1113
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: called good in Bed and I've just been listening to

1114
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 1: it a lot recently and she has Oh, she goes,

1115
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 1: it's bad, bad, bad, bad bad. You're messing with my head.

1116
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: Head head, head head. We drive each other mad, mad

1117
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 1: mad mad mad, But baby, that's what makes us good

1118
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 1: in bed. Please come take it out on me. Me me,

1119
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 1: me me. I know it's really bad, bad, bad, but baby,

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00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 1: that's what makes us good in bed. And she's like,

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00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 1: it's bad. We drive each other mad. It might be

1122
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 1: kind of sad, but I think that's what makes us

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00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 1: good in bed. We drive each other mad, it might

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00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 1: be kind of sad and a and she goes, yeah,

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00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: we don't know how to talk, but damn we know

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00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 1: how to. I love it so much. I think I

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00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 1: love to I think I think she's she's got Taylor

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00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 1: Swift vibes to me, like she's just saying it real.

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00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 1: I really I think she's underrated for me. And she

1130
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 1: has this um that I also love called like Boys,

1131
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 1: Holy Boys, and it is so good and it's all

1132
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 1: about how like boys I like to work. Are you

1133
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 1: guys seeing the trend in pop music? My favorite Taylor

1134
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 1: Swift song right now is UM. If we're talking about

1135
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 1: love songs, it's Labyrinth and I love that one. And

1136
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 1: it's like, oh I'm falling in love. Oh I'm falling

1137
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 1: in love again. Oh I'm falling in love. I thought

1138
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 1: the plane was going down. How did you turn it

1139
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 1: right around? And it's just about like, oh no, I'm

1140
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 1: falling in love like this is to be. And I

1141
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: think that UM really does because I was read that

1142
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 1: and I go, what are my favorite songs like? And

1143
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,440
Speaker 1: why don't I like these other songs? At certain girls like?

1144
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 1: And UM? That one I think I like because I

1145
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 1: do feel that way, like as soon as I get

1146
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: what I want, I start going, oh no, there's never

1147
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 1: gonna be another. I like the pain of um even

1148
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,400
Speaker 1: like that song Midnight Rain. He wanted it comfortable. I

1149
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 1: wanted that pain. He wanted a bride. I was Jay,

1150
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 1: making my own name, chasing that fame. He stayed the same,

1151
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 1: all of me. Change that man, That's another one I love.

1152
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:41,680
Speaker 1: I have definite avoidance. Uh mind's avoidance based on the

1153
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 1: things that I like you. I'll back you up. I

1154
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:48,920
Speaker 1: think I've changed in to avoid it style. But I

1155
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,960
Speaker 1: used to be anxious. But now that my boyfriend is

1156
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 1: secure and loves me, I'm more going towards avoided because

1157
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:58,959
Speaker 1: it scares me. Being secure scares me. Um, Andrew, you said,

1158
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 1: I'll back you up. By Dave Matthews. By Dave Matthews,

1159
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:09,880
Speaker 1: I remember thinking I'd go on forever knowing see you

1160
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 1: again there. But I know the touch of you. It's

1161
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 1: hard to remember, but like that touch, I know no

1162
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 1: other and for sure, yeah, dancing there's something together. Would

1163
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 1: you like to dance around the world? Wait, just let

1164
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 1: him go. I'll be around my own thing and I

1165
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,919
Speaker 1: know the touch of you. Okay again it was hard.

1166
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 1: I remember thinking, I'll go in forever only knowing I'll

1167
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 1: see you again. But I know the touch of you

1168
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 1: is hard to remember. But like that touch, I've known

1169
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 1: no other, and for sure we have danced in the

1170
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 1: risk of each other. Would you like to dance with

1171
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 1: me around the world with me, I'll be falling all

1172
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 1: about my own thing, And I know you're the heaviest weight.

1173
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 1: When you're not here, that's hung around my head, and

1174
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 1: your lips burned wild, thrown from your the face of

1175
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 1: a child, and in your eyes the seeing of the

1176
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 1: seeing of the greatest view. Hey, do what you will,

1177
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:06,720
Speaker 1: Always walk where you like your steps, do as you do,

1178
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:09,400
Speaker 1: do as you please. I'll back you up. It's it's

1179
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 1: it's it's anxious secure because it's like being ready for

1180
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 1: a relationship, but actually you're getting You're you're pining for

1181
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 1: someone who's not around. I'll be falling all about my

1182
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 1: own thing, and I know you're the heaviest Wait when

1183
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,440
Speaker 1: you're not here, that's hung around my head. You like

1184
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 1: missing someone? Yes, longing? You like longing? Is that correct?

1185
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,160
Speaker 1: Especially when I was younger, I remember being in a

1186
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 1: top bunk listening to that on like repeat. When I

1187
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: was like twelve and I just wanted a girlfriend so bad.

1188
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 1: That's so sweet. I always say goodbye because I wanted

1189
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,160
Speaker 1: to have sex with someone who like it would only

1190
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:46,000
Speaker 1: be one night and we would long for each other

1191
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:48,360
Speaker 1: the rest of our lives. That was my fancy. I

1192
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,000
Speaker 1: was like, someday, I want to have sex to the song,

1193
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 1: and I want this song to be what I'm living

1194
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 1: when I hear this song. All Right, we gotta go.

1195
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much for listening to the podcast.

1196
01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 1: We will be back tomorrow. Anya, thank you for being

1197
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:02,000
Speaker 1: here for two. It was so fun. Um yeah, don't

1198
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:07,680
Speaker 1: be come out there and Jack Grave digger Jack in

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Speaker 1: the Box Okay,