WEBVTT - The Perfect Sunday 0:00:01.960 --> 0:00:06.000 Hello, man, I'm gonna tell you what a perfect sunday, 0:00:06.400 --> 0:00:11.200 an absolute perfect sunday. I couldn't have been set up 0:00:11.240 --> 0:00:12.840 any better. Can you agree with me? 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:16.640 I think you're trying to get me to buy into 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:18.800 it being an awesome sunday, and then you saying how 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:19.440 it wasn't. 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:22.640 No, no, no, it was a beautiful day. Was it a 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:24.919 beautiful day here in town? Yeah? 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:26.920 I mean I live in the country, I don't live 0:00:26.920 --> 0:00:27.520 in Nashville. 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:32.000 Sorry. Was it about seventy eight degrees when you walked outside? 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:35.600 It felt amazing. The clouds were covering so it wasn't 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:38.040 too hot. The sun was still out, but it wasn't 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:42.360 just torching you. The wind was blowing. It felt amazing. 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:44.040 Oh yeah, yeah, it was about seventy eight. 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:48.320 Yeah. Your boy gets up and gets the kids some breakfast, says, 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:52.479 you know what, I'm gonna go see you later, honey, honey, 0:00:52.479 --> 0:00:54.560 I'm gonna go for a run. And so I went 0:00:54.680 --> 0:00:58.360 for a run, feeling wonderful about myself. And I get back, 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:01.200 haven't even had a glass of water yet, and say 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:03.480 about a glass of wine. I was like what? And 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:06.080 baby Box two is like, hey, can we go for 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:09.520 a bike ride? Okay, let's go for a bike ride 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:12.200 doing an iron man. So I chugged down some water 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:14.160 and I'm like, I didn't know we were in a triathlon. 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:17.000 Let's roll and we go for a bike ride and 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:20.440 we're riding around the neighborhood just having a good old time. 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:24.440 And then we head back to the house after about 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:29.559 a twenty minute bike ride, and there's my wife's sitting 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:33.480 on the porch talking to some woman. And the woman 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:37.160 waves at me and I wave back, and she's got 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:39.600 two kids with her, and I'm like, I feel like 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:42.880 a dick. I have no idea who this woman is, Like, 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:46.720 I do not recognize her. I'm like, how is my wife? 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:49.280 Like who is this woman? I have not seen that 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:53.600 shelf before? Well that also, but I was like, I 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:55.960 don't like I feel so bad, but I'm just acting 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:58.440 like I know her because obviously she's sitting on my 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:01.040 porch talking to my wife. Two kids are going in 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:04.040 and out of my house make it And I'm. 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:07.520 Like, hey, how's it going, good to see you, and 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:08.080 she's like a. 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:11.000 And I'm just like, man, I really don't remember her. 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:14.240 What is it Amy Morgan, Babby No. And then my 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:16.280 wife's like oh, I did it again. She was just 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:18.160 walking by with her kids. So I just invited her 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:18.760 on the porch. 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:24.919 What kind of life do you guys live? I said, Oh, 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:26.920 she goes, yeah, this is so and so I think 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:28.800 her name was Karen or something like that, and I 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:29.800 was like, nice. 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:30.320 To meet you. 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:31.920 You have to change that name to Kiki. 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:36.080 Okay, it was keky Hi. I'm Keikey. Nice to meet you. 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:38.679 And I'm like, okay, that's why I didn't recognize you. 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:40.480 I was like, I had no idea who you were. 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:42.280 When you were waving, I was waving back like I 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:45.520 knew you. And my wife just has this habit where 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:49.520 anybody walking by with kids, she just starts talking to 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:51.040 them invites them on the porch. 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:53.120 Yeah that makes more sense with the kids. 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:56.000 And so the kids get out of the stroller and 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:58.640 they're going in and out of my house. My wife 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:00.840 and this woman are sitting on the front porch talking 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:05.160 and I am like, okay, cool. And then another family 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:08.640 walks by on their way back from church, and the 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:12.880 lady Kiki knows that family, so they stop with their 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:16.320 two kids. What is going on? And so there are 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:19.639 four brand new kids running around my yard and. 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.960 In my house, get out of the ferns. 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:25.960 And I am still dripping sweat from my run and 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:27.720 from my bike ride with the kids. 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:29.840 You look like a recovery alcoholic. 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:33.520 I absolutely do. It looks like I'm sweating out alcohol 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:37.640 from a three day bender. And I'm like, hi, guys, 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:41.600 I mean I'm smelling. I'm sure I stink. And they're 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:43.640 just hanging They're in their church clothes. The other lady 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:45.560 had walked to somewhere. I don't even know where she'd 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:47.040 walk to. She was on a walk with her kids 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:49.720 when my wife stopped her. And so they're all just 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:51.320 hanging out and they hung out for like an hour 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:53.880 and a half at my house at eight thirty in 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:57.280 the morning. This was by this time, it was about 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:00.840 nine forty five. Is when this all started. Life starts 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:04.640 early for the parents, starts early. And so then they 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:06.600 leave and I'm like, oh man, we better get the 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:10.280 kids lunch and they'll take a rest and I will 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:14.840 sit down. At one forty when Scotty Scheffler is teeing 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:20.080 off for the PGA Championship, and so we start getting ready, 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:22.680 start doing that, get some lunch together, all right, Here 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:25.200 we go, Dad Word's Quail Hollow. 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:26.640 It's in Charlotte's. 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:29.600 And then I get a text from Garrett and apparently 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:31.080 he's at Quail Hollow. Yeah. 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:32.960 I had a buddy that went to Quail Hollow as well. 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:35.680 Apparently it's quick Charlotte hour and a half flight. Uh. 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:37.599 Yeah, he didn't tell me he was going. I just 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:41.279 got a text and it had no words or anything. 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:45.720 It was just a picture of Scotty Sheffler walking and 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:48.359 I'm like, oh, I didn't know you were going, and 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:49.320 he never responded. 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:51.640 And I think those golf events, if you're not drinking, 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:54.200 it's probably pretty boring. The videos I saw for my buddy, 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:56.440 you just can't talk. I mean he would post a 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:58.920 two minute clip and you couldn't talk the entire time. 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:01.440 Scotty's about to swing, and when. 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:03.799 You're there in person, it's about eight minutes, nine minutes, 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:07.159 ten minutes in between shots, so you're just chilling. 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:09.680 And all the golfers are such tools. You can hear 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:12.880 them in the background. Great shot, Scottie, great shot. Oh 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:14.280 and he goes in the water. I'm like, you guys 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:16.200 are idiots. None of you even knew where the ball 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:16.640 was going. 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:19.240 And one of the clips they all go, oh my god, 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:23.920 oh it's fenw oh great, good shot, good shot. Oh 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:26.720 so it obviously rolled off somewhere, but all these experts 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:28.039 thought it was a perfect shot. 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:30.839 They yell and they screw. And what's amazing to me 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:33.480 is when I watch on TV. I don't know if 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:35.920 there's like a camera there where these guys see the ball, 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:40.280 but when they hit it three hundred yards and they're like, 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:43.520 you can't see three hundred yards, So how do you 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:46.560 know where it's landing? The people are the player, the player. 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:48.919 I bet the player has a pretty I bet they 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:50.159 can watch their balls land. 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:54.080 You'd think you can hit a ball three hundred yards 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:56.440 and see it. Yeah, dude, some people have better vision 0:05:56.440 --> 0:06:01.000 than others. Justin heck, no, the Dodds, mister Dodd Dodd. No, 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:04.559 they're terrible at finding their balls. Who else you You're good, 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:07.880 you can come close, But I can't see three not 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:13.280 a chance, no chance, no chance, or hey, or how 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:15.640 far it went? He is, Oh man, it's up by 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:19.359 the green man. Depth perception is something Pits does not have. 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:22.000 And some people, when they're golf, they don't do the landmarks. 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:24.560 Justin doesn't pick a tree and say Okay, my ball's 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.920 about ten feet from that tree. Justin will get out 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:29.839 there and have no clue is depth. He'll think that 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:32.440 he's three hundred yards, but he's actually two hundred yards. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:34.200 I'm like, dude, you got to pick a fence post, 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:38.279 you got a tree line, a shrub, a bush, a fern, 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:42.479 a hedge, a trench, a creek, a river, and then 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:45.160 see where your ball is from there. Every single time 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:48.000 Justin gets completely lost, I'm like, you gotta be looking 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:50.120 in the horse pasture because that's where it went. 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:53.080 I mean, I brought my clubs with me today thinking 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:56.400 I could sneak in some golf are and drunk. It's 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:57.480 rain so. 0:06:57.520 --> 0:06:59.279 It's been raining since seven am. 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:01.960 I I'm like, great, so I'm not gonna be playing 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:04.080 golf today. So they're just gonna sit there. And I 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:06.599 didn't get to sweek the Cubs clubs last week, so 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:08.600 I have not played golf in like two weeks and 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:11.760 it's really annoying. But anyway, back to the golf pod. 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:13.440 So I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna sit down and watch 0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:15.720 Scottie Scheffler and next thing you know, I know, it's 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:18.080 about two fifteen. I'm about to sit down. My wife's like, 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:21.240 are you ready to go? What are we doing now? 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:24.360 I said, no, no, no, I'm gonna watch Scheffler for a 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:26.440 little bit and then I'm gonna turn on Game seven 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:31.239 of the Nuggets in thunder at two thirty and she said, oh, no, no, no, 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:35.040 we have kindergarten meet up for Baby Box two at three. 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:38.200 Oh boy, Sunday, no less. 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:40.480 I said, what. She goes, yeah, it's Popsicles in the park. 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:42.120 They're doing a kindergarten meet up. 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:44.600 Yeah, pops is at home, not going the park. 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:48.560 I was like, oh, oh, I didn't. I thought we 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:50.360 did that at the end of the summer. Lay She said, oh, 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:52.640 we Last year they did it at the end of 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:54.640 the summer, two weekends in a row. But this year 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:57.000 they decided to change it and do one of them 0:07:57.040 --> 0:07:58.880 at the beginning of the summer and one at the end. 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:01.680 So maybe you can make some friends at the beginning 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:03.400 of the summer and the kindergarten kids can get to 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:03.840 know each. 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:07.640 Other over the summer. Dude, this is advanced man, So 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:08.080 I'm like. 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:10.160 All right, cool. And then she was like, and you know, 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:13.320 since uh, he's never done it, and he's it's gonna 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:15.240 be the first time at the elementary school for him. 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:17.000 I thought you'd want to ride bikes with him so 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:19.080 he can experience it like you do with Baby Box. 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:22.160 You can't do another run and ride. You've been at 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:24.520 it all day. You do one more, it's gonna be 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:27.440 MAUI seventy point two half iron Man. 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:29.960 Yeah. So then Baby Box two's like, yeah, Dad, Dad, 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:32.120 can we ride bikes? Can we ride bikes to the school? 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:35.719 And I'm like, all right, man, get your helmet. I 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:37.840 was just sitting down to watch. I mean, I guess 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:39.840 I'll watch Game seven when I get back. All right, 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:42.120 that's fine. I mean it'll be what second quarter by 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:44.040 the time I get back, the middle of maybe halftime. 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:47.079 So we put the helmets on and we strap them on, 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:51.200 and my wife's like, oh, don't forget to bring your 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:52.040 water bottles. All right? 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:52.240 Cool? 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:54.480 Yeah, and we go. We ride all the way to school. 0:08:54.520 --> 0:08:57.240 We get there, we're the second people there at the 0:08:57.400 --> 0:08:59.520 kindergarten meet up, and you've been sweating all day. 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:01.760 Well, you gas bill every month like a dollar? 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:07.560 Ah? Yeah, about that. We don't fill up the vehicle 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:10.000 very often, dude, And we don't use much gas and 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:13.199 so we get there, were the second people there, and 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:16.400 out on the way there, Baby Box two is like, 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:18.680 I'm like, are you excited? He goes, yeah, I'm excited 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:19.280 a little bit. 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:21.679 And I'm like, are you feeling anything else? Are you 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:26.080 having any other emotions? He said, I'm a little nervous too. Dad, 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:31.160 I'm like, oh, why are you nervous? He goes meeting 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:32.880 the new kids, like we're gonna all. 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:34.960 Not know each other. I said, yeah, that's okay, but 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:37.079 you can like play tag, you can play soccer, you 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:38.160 can do whatever you want. 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:40.400 Maybe some of them are refurry. 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:43.040 I said, And he goes, well, I probably have to 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:45.679 introduce myself first, because if I don't know their name, 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:47.120 it'd be kind of weird to play tag if I 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:50.440 don't know their name. Good point, genius, I says, very smart, dude, 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:53.120 very smart. So we get there and he's playing on 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:55.760 the playground. I'm sitting there talking to some parent that 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:58.240 I already know because they have a kindergartener this year 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:00.000 and then they have another one going to kindergarten next year, 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:03.680 just like us. So I talked to her and I'm 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:05.800 just standing there and then other people start showing up, 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:08.000 and then my wife shows up with the other two 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:11.640 box boys and baby Box two. The whole time, guess 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:15.040 who he plays with himself? His brothers, doesn't meet a 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:19.240 single new kid, learn the other families, doesn't meet a 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:22.440 single new new kid. And then I talked to a 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:25.880 guy that I know because he's the coach with me 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:27.320 of the San Diego Padres. 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:30.600 What a small talk hell hole. And so we're just 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:33.080 chatting it up, and how's the weather good? 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:33.400 Good? 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:34.640 How's your sex life? 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:35.040 Gary? 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:35.320 No? 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:36.640 I just thought to him and I was like, man, 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:38.240 you know what's funny about these things. We're gonna come. 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:39.520 We come to this thing and we're gonna talk to 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:41.200 the people we know. We're not gonna meet anybody new. 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.560 And he goes, exactly, you look for someone you know 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:45.840 and you just get right there and you don't want 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:46.160 to move. 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:48.040 Speaking of that, when have you thrown it back with 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:49.240 the old lady last time? 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:51.160 And so we're just chatting it up, and then my 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:52.920 wife comes over and goes, all right, we better leave, 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:56.000 and I'm like, what do you mean it's not over yet. 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:57.920 She goes, yeah, but we have the baseball team party 0:10:57.920 --> 0:11:01.240 from four to six. I'm like, oh, oh my gosh. 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:05.320 Little did you know? You were fully slotted all Sunday. 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:09.040 I said, I totally forgot. We have baseball four to 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.559 six gaped it. She said, so, do you want to 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:14.319 put your bike in the car, and I said, no, 0:11:14.400 --> 0:11:16.000 We'll just leave my bike here and we'll just come 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:17.400 back on the way home and I'll just jump on 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:18.400 my bike and ride home. 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:21.439 You need to find a YMCA and do a mile 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:24.760 swim because you knocked out a half marathon iron man, 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:26.120 solely crap. 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:28.719 We jump in the car and we drive, and we 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:32.280 go to the team party and hang out, and we're 0:11:32.320 --> 0:11:35.240 there for like two two and a half hours. I 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:37.400 have no idea what's going on with the golf. I 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:40.800 have no idea what's going on with the basketball. And 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:43.600 I'm just sitting there and I didn't see a single 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:47.920 stroke my cell phone. I didn't. Well, listen, dude, I'm 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:51.319 trying to live like not on the cell phone, trying 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:53.320 to be in the moment and hang out with all 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:54.720 the parents. You're off the grid. 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:56.000 You're off the grid, aren't you? 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:58.079 And no, I'm not off the grid completely. 0:11:58.240 --> 0:11:58.440 Ray. 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:00.400 I only eat greens and we're. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:03.280 Sitting there after a while and it's probably I mean 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:05.880 maybe six o'clock at night. I went to bed at 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:09.920 five thirty. Yeah, what is happening? And I'm sitting there, 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:13.120 I'm like, oh, by the way, who won the basketball game? 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:16.400 And one of the dads next to me goes, he goes, 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:17.920 it wasn't the Nuggets, I'll tell you that. 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:21.720 And I was like, thanks, Oh, I'll guess the other team. 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:25.000 So some dad looked it up. He goes, whoa thunder 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:26.000 one by thirty? 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:28.559 Wait, so none of these other idiots knew the. 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:31.319 Score, dude, we were all at the team party. 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:33.199 Bro, there's apps. 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:35.880 I got YouTube TV, I have Amazon Prime. 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:38.160 I could pull up any baseball game, any golf match, 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:40.480 any basketball game in less than two seconds, show you 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:41.960 the score, and put it back in my pocket. 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:44.559 Rocket. And then I was like, oh, well, who won 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:46.560 the golf And then the dad was like, oh, Scheffler won. 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:50.360 He won by like six strokes. I'm like, wow, all right, 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:52.560 cool man, what a Sunday. I'm glad I got caught 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:54.800 up on sports right now in the last ten seconds, 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:57.120 because I didn't see a bit of it. Ray are 0:12:57.160 --> 0:13:00.400 you guys gambling? So that was it. I was the 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:03.360 sports I watched. I saw the kids throw some baseballs 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:06.600 and tennis balls back and forth, played catch and run 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:09.320 into the woods for a little bit, going exploring, and 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:12.360 Baby Box three came back bleeding with a cut on 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:14.320 his arm, and Baby Box two had a cut on 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:17.079 his hand because he found some glass he was picking up. 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:19.160 But that was it. That was the extent of my 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:23.320 sports watching. The perfect sunday for a game seven and 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:27.280 a major championship turned into kindergarten meet up, a baseball 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:30.000 team party, and random people in my yard and in 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:33.960 my house. It was fantastic. But here's the thing. Looking back, 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:37.400 the game was a blowout. I guess the PGA Championship 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:40.079 wasn't close because he won by six. So I really 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:43.200 missed nothing exactly. I thought, that's what you were gonna 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:47.439 say thirteen minutes ago. No. I Luckily my life did 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:49.960 not take me from the excitement of the sporting world, 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:54.120 and I enjoyed my day doing other things. But the 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:55.920 sports turned out to be big duds. 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:57.960 Are we going to go into the games or is 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:00.600 that all we're gonna say about him? A rock and roll? 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:03.800 Yeah, I mean that after we're gonna go into him 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:11.480 right after this break I started it. Please explain to. 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:19.240 Me what was that? What was that in the bathroom? Like, 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:24.160 what how does that happen? Please explain to me. So 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:27.000 it is honestly a great disservice. Somebody exploded. 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:31.760 I mean, guys, when I say Ray was at one urinal, 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:35.680 this guy that was formerly on this podcast was at 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:39.760 another urinal. And there's only two urinals. So then there's 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:43.120 the first doll in the second stall. Mike Dee decides 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:44.920 to go on the second stall, so I'm like, oh, 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:46.480 I'm going to go in the first doll and I 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:51.800 walk in. Oh my god, Oh my god. I mean, 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:55.520 it was an explosion that I have never seen in 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:58.880 my life, Like nothing I'd ever seen like that. And 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:02.960 here's the crazy part, Like, after you have that explosion, 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:08.360 you don't flush it. There was no toilet paper with it. 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:11.040 So did they just explode and then run out of 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:13.760 the building. They dropped a bomb. 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:17.120 But it's one of those where I don't want to 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:19.160 get too gross with you guys, but it was one 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.760 where it was, uh, you know, it's shot. 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:23.240 There was a lot of. 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:27.880 Backfire, Yes, so the backsplash those are probably tougher to 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:28.440 clean up. 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:31.080 No, no, but they didn't even flush. I gotta be real, dude. 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:32.840 I was in Costa Rica for a whole summer, drinking 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:34.640 water and getting sick from the water, and I still 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:37.040 never had a bomb like that. That was something to 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:41.120 be impressed by. Holy crap. I mean, there's no way 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:43.560 a woman could even do what we saw. That is 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:45.840 like an NFL football player. That is like a guy 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:49.760 that just had McDonald's for a month straight. Dude, that 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:51.240 was a lot. 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:54.280 The funny part is is I react that way and 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:57.880 instantly the guy that used to be on this podcast goes, oh, 0:15:57.920 --> 0:16:00.920 I saw that, and We're like, wait, when did you 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:03.600 see it? He said, oh, I saw it this morning earlier, 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:05.320 and I'm like, you didn't flush it? He goes, did 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:06.640 you flush it? And I was like, no, I didn't 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:08.920 get anywhere near it. And the fact that it still 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:13.560 hadn't been flushed three hours later tells you that no 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:15.280 one wanted to go near that well. 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:17.680 And that's the not good thing is because then you 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:20.000 leave it to the cleaning lady. Why are we too 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:22.480 good to not clean up our grenade? And then she 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:23.600 has to go clean it up. 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:25.280 It wasn't my grenade. 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:27.320 I'm speaking for the person exactly. 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:30.680 I am not gonna go in there after someone else's 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:34.000 grenade and take care of it. I wasn't gonna flush it. 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.000 There was no toilet paper, so there had to be 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:41.160 I was worried about explosion other places. And then Ray 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:44.720 even goes and washes his hand, and we are continuing 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:46.960 to talk about it, and he goes, all right, fine, fine, 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:49.480 I'm gonna go look at it. I'm gonna check it out. 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:53.640 And Ray's reaction was disgusting. 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:58.880 Because it makes you think the only thing holding it 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:03.720 in there into that porcelain throne was the seat. And 0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:06.600 so then it leads you to wonder, was it on 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:08.760 the walls, was it on the stall, was it on 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:09.360 the floor? 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:11.439 Was it on the bottom of the seat? So like, 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:14.159 if you lifted that up to go pee, was it 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:15.439 on the bottom of the seat? Do you get it 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:17.439 on your hands? So I just left it and I 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:19.560 waited for a urinal to become open. I did, I 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:23.199 did my urinal, and I left the bathroom. And someone 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:25.880 is gonna go in there, and someone is eventually gonna 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:27.679 flush it. I don't know if it's gonna be the 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:29.280 cleaning lady that likes to clean in the middle of 0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:31.240 the day. Now, this is one time it's valid that 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:33.320 she should clean in the middle of the office. Period. 0:17:33.400 --> 0:17:38.040 She's gonna kill somebody, she may quit her job, but over. 0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:40.280 One bomb that. I'm gonna tell you what. My sister 0:17:40.359 --> 0:17:42.520 used to work at the movie theater right South Park, 0:17:43.119 --> 0:17:45.679 like thirty five and Stastny I think is what it was, 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:50.080 and she was the manager. Maybe this is when she 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:52.919 worked at the Dollar theater over there at Wells Branch. 0:17:54.240 --> 0:17:56.720 That may have been it. A lot of popcorn shards. Yeah, 0:17:56.720 --> 0:18:00.560 And someone came and said, excuse me, Uh, there's a 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:04.560 bathroom and the women's that's clogged. Women's and the women's 0:18:05.280 --> 0:18:08.560 and so the manager tells my sister, Hey, you know 0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:11.879 you're the woman working, can you go take care of 0:18:11.880 --> 0:18:15.880