Speaker 1: Hello, man, I'm gonna tell you what a perfect sunday,
Speaker 1: an absolute perfect sunday. I couldn't have been set up
Speaker 1: any better. Can you agree with me?
Speaker 2: I think you're trying to get me to buy into
Speaker 2: it being an awesome sunday, and then you saying how
Speaker 2: it wasn't.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it was a beautiful day. Was it a
Speaker 1: beautiful day here in town? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean I live in the country, I don't live
Speaker 2: in Nashville.
Speaker 1: Sorry. Was it about seventy eight degrees when you walked outside?
Speaker 1: It felt amazing. The clouds were covering so it wasn't
Speaker 1: too hot. The sun was still out, but it wasn't
Speaker 1: just torching you. The wind was blowing. It felt amazing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, it was about seventy eight.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Your boy gets up and gets the kids some breakfast, says,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna go see you later, honey, honey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go for a run. And so I went
Speaker 1: for a run, feeling wonderful about myself. And I get back,
Speaker 1: haven't even had a glass of water yet, and say
Speaker 1: about a glass of wine. I was like what? And
Speaker 1: baby Box two is like, hey, can we go for
Speaker 1: a bike ride? Okay, let's go for a bike ride
Speaker 1: doing an iron man. So I chugged down some water
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I didn't know we were in a triathlon.
Speaker 1: Let's roll and we go for a bike ride and
Speaker 1: we're riding around the neighborhood just having a good old time.
Speaker 1: And then we head back to the house after about
Speaker 1: a twenty minute bike ride, and there's my wife's sitting
Speaker 1: on the porch talking to some woman. And the woman
Speaker 1: waves at me and I wave back, and she's got
Speaker 1: two kids with her, and I'm like, I feel like
Speaker 1: a dick. I have no idea who this woman is, Like,
Speaker 1: I do not recognize her. I'm like, how is my wife?
Speaker 1: Like who is this woman? I have not seen that
Speaker 1: shelf before? Well that also, but I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't like I feel so bad, but I'm just acting
Speaker 1: like I know her because obviously she's sitting on my
Speaker 1: porch talking to my wife. Two kids are going in
Speaker 1: and out of my house make it And I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, how's it going, good to see you, and
Speaker 2: she's like a.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, man, I really don't remember her.
Speaker 1: What is it Amy Morgan, Babby No. And then my
Speaker 1: wife's like oh, I did it again. She was just
Speaker 1: walking by with her kids. So I just invited her
Speaker 1: on the porch.
Speaker 2: What kind of life do you guys live? I said, Oh,
Speaker 2: she goes, yeah, this is so and so I think
Speaker 2: her name was Karen or something like that, and I
Speaker 2: was like, nice.
Speaker 1: To meet you.
Speaker 2: You have to change that name to Kiki.
Speaker 1: Okay, it was keky Hi. I'm Keikey. Nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, that's why I didn't recognize you.
Speaker 1: I was like, I had no idea who you were.
Speaker 1: When you were waving, I was waving back like I
Speaker 1: knew you. And my wife just has this habit where
Speaker 1: anybody walking by with kids, she just starts talking to
Speaker 1: them invites them on the porch.
Speaker 2: Yeah that makes more sense with the kids.
Speaker 1: And so the kids get out of the stroller and
Speaker 1: they're going in and out of my house. My wife
Speaker 1: and this woman are sitting on the front porch talking
Speaker 1: and I am like, okay, cool. And then another family
Speaker 1: walks by on their way back from church, and the
Speaker 1: lady Kiki knows that family, so they stop with their
Speaker 1: two kids. What is going on? And so there are
Speaker 1: four brand new kids running around my yard and.
Speaker 2: In my house, get out of the ferns.
Speaker 1: And I am still dripping sweat from my run and
Speaker 1: from my bike ride with the kids.
Speaker 2: You look like a recovery alcoholic.
Speaker 1: I absolutely do. It looks like I'm sweating out alcohol
Speaker 1: from a three day bender. And I'm like, hi, guys,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm smelling. I'm sure I stink. And they're
Speaker 1: just hanging They're in their church clothes. The other lady
Speaker 1: had walked to somewhere. I don't even know where she'd
Speaker 1: walk to. She was on a walk with her kids
Speaker 1: when my wife stopped her. And so they're all just
Speaker 1: hanging out and they hung out for like an hour
Speaker 1: and a half at my house at eight thirty in
Speaker 1: the morning. This was by this time, it was about
Speaker 1: nine forty five. Is when this all started. Life starts
Speaker 1: early for the parents, starts early. And so then they
Speaker 1: leave and I'm like, oh man, we better get the
Speaker 1: kids lunch and they'll take a rest and I will
Speaker 1: sit down. At one forty when Scotty Scheffler is teeing
Speaker 1: off for the PGA Championship, and so we start getting ready,
Speaker 1: start doing that, get some lunch together, all right, Here
Speaker 1: we go, Dad Word's Quail Hollow.
Speaker 2: It's in Charlotte's.
Speaker 1: And then I get a text from Garrett and apparently
Speaker 1: he's at Quail Hollow. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had a buddy that went to Quail Hollow as well.
Speaker 2: Apparently it's quick Charlotte hour and a half flight. Uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't tell me he was going. I just
Speaker 1: got a text and it had no words or anything.
Speaker 1: It was just a picture of Scotty Sheffler walking and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I didn't know you were going, and
Speaker 1: he never responded.
Speaker 2: And I think those golf events, if you're not drinking,
Speaker 2: it's probably pretty boring. The videos I saw for my buddy,
Speaker 2: you just can't talk. I mean he would post a
Speaker 2: two minute clip and you couldn't talk the entire time.
Speaker 2: Scotty's about to swing, and when.
Speaker 1: You're there in person, it's about eight minutes, nine minutes,
Speaker 1: ten minutes in between shots, so you're just chilling.
Speaker 2: And all the golfers are such tools. You can hear
Speaker 2: them in the background. Great shot, Scottie, great shot. Oh
Speaker 2: and he goes in the water. I'm like, you guys
Speaker 2: are idiots. None of you even knew where the ball
Speaker 2: was going.
Speaker 3: And one of the clips they all go, oh my god,
Speaker 3: oh it's fenw oh great, good shot, good shot. Oh
Speaker 3: so it obviously rolled off somewhere, but all these experts
Speaker 3: thought it was a perfect shot.
Speaker 1: They yell and they screw. And what's amazing to me
Speaker 1: is when I watch on TV. I don't know if
Speaker 1: there's like a camera there where these guys see the ball,
Speaker 1: but when they hit it three hundred yards and they're like,
Speaker 1: you can't see three hundred yards, So how do you
Speaker 1: know where it's landing? The people are the player, the player.
Speaker 1: I bet the player has a pretty I bet they
Speaker 1: can watch their balls land.
Speaker 2: You'd think you can hit a ball three hundred yards
Speaker 2: and see it. Yeah, dude, some people have better vision
Speaker 2: than others. Justin heck, no, the Dodds, mister Dodd Dodd. No,
Speaker 2: they're terrible at finding their balls. Who else you You're good,
Speaker 2: you can come close, But I can't see three not
Speaker 2: a chance, no chance, no chance, or hey, or how
Speaker 2: far it went? He is, Oh man, it's up by
Speaker 2: the green man. Depth perception is something Pits does not have.
Speaker 2: And some people, when they're golf, they don't do the landmarks.
Speaker 2: Justin doesn't pick a tree and say Okay, my ball's
Speaker 2: about ten feet from that tree. Justin will get out
Speaker 2: there and have no clue is depth. He'll think that
Speaker 2: he's three hundred yards, but he's actually two hundred yards.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, you got to pick a fence post,
Speaker 2: you got a tree line, a shrub, a bush, a fern,
Speaker 2: a hedge, a trench, a creek, a river, and then
Speaker 2: see where your ball is from there. Every single time
Speaker 2: Justin gets completely lost, I'm like, you gotta be looking
Speaker 2: in the horse pasture because that's where it went.
Speaker 1: I mean, I brought my clubs with me today thinking
Speaker 1: I could sneak in some golf are and drunk. It's
Speaker 1: rain so.
Speaker 2: It's been raining since seven am.
Speaker 1: I I'm like, great, so I'm not gonna be playing
Speaker 1: golf today. So they're just gonna sit there. And I
Speaker 1: didn't get to sweek the Cubs clubs last week, so
Speaker 1: I have not played golf in like two weeks and
Speaker 1: it's really annoying. But anyway, back to the golf pod.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna sit down and watch
Speaker 1: Scottie Scheffler and next thing you know, I know, it's
Speaker 1: about two fifteen. I'm about to sit down. My wife's like,
Speaker 1: are you ready to go? What are we doing now?
Speaker 1: I said, no, no, no, I'm gonna watch Scheffler for a
Speaker 1: little bit and then I'm gonna turn on Game seven
Speaker 1: of the Nuggets in thunder at two thirty and she said, oh, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we have kindergarten meet up for Baby Box two at three.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, Sunday, no less.
Speaker 1: I said, what. She goes, yeah, it's Popsicles in the park.
Speaker 1: They're doing a kindergarten meet up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pops is at home, not going the park.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, oh, I didn't. I thought we
Speaker 1: did that at the end of the summer. Lay She said, oh,
Speaker 1: we Last year they did it at the end of
Speaker 1: the summer, two weekends in a row. But this year
Speaker 1: they decided to change it and do one of them
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the summer and one at the end.
Speaker 1: So maybe you can make some friends at the beginning
Speaker 1: of the summer and the kindergarten kids can get to
Speaker 1: know each.
Speaker 2: Other over the summer. Dude, this is advanced man, So
Speaker 2: I'm like.
Speaker 1: All right, cool. And then she was like, and you know,
Speaker 1: since uh, he's never done it, and he's it's gonna
Speaker 1: be the first time at the elementary school for him.
Speaker 1: I thought you'd want to ride bikes with him so
Speaker 1: he can experience it like you do with Baby Box.
Speaker 2: You can't do another run and ride. You've been at
Speaker 2: it all day. You do one more, it's gonna be
Speaker 2: MAUI seventy point two half iron Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So then Baby Box two's like, yeah, Dad, Dad,
Speaker 1: can we ride bikes? Can we ride bikes to the school?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, man, get your helmet. I
Speaker 1: was just sitting down to watch. I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: I'll watch Game seven when I get back. All right,
Speaker 1: that's fine. I mean it'll be what second quarter by
Speaker 1: the time I get back, the middle of maybe halftime.
Speaker 1: So we put the helmets on and we strap them on,
Speaker 1: and my wife's like, oh, don't forget to bring your
Speaker 1: water bottles. All right?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we go. We ride all the way to school.
Speaker 1: We get there, we're the second people there at the
Speaker 1: kindergarten meet up, and you've been sweating all day.
Speaker 2: Well, you gas bill every month like a dollar?
Speaker 1: Ah? Yeah, about that. We don't fill up the vehicle
Speaker 1: very often, dude, And we don't use much gas and
Speaker 1: so we get there, were the second people there, and
Speaker 1: out on the way there, Baby Box two is like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, are you excited? He goes, yeah, I'm excited
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, are you feeling anything else? Are you
Speaker 2: having any other emotions? He said, I'm a little nervous too. Dad,
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, why are you nervous? He goes meeting
Speaker 2: the new kids, like we're gonna all.
Speaker 1: Not know each other. I said, yeah, that's okay, but
Speaker 1: you can like play tag, you can play soccer, you
Speaker 1: can do whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Maybe some of them are refurry.
Speaker 1: I said, And he goes, well, I probably have to
Speaker 1: introduce myself first, because if I don't know their name,
Speaker 1: it'd be kind of weird to play tag if I
Speaker 1: don't know their name. Good point, genius, I says, very smart, dude,
Speaker 1: very smart. So we get there and he's playing on
Speaker 1: the playground. I'm sitting there talking to some parent that
Speaker 1: I already know because they have a kindergartener this year
Speaker 1: and then they have another one going to kindergarten next year,
Speaker 1: just like us. So I talked to her and I'm
Speaker 1: just standing there and then other people start showing up,
Speaker 1: and then my wife shows up with the other two
Speaker 1: box boys and baby Box two. The whole time, guess
Speaker 1: who he plays with himself? His brothers, doesn't meet a
Speaker 1: single new kid, learn the other families, doesn't meet a
Speaker 1: single new new kid. And then I talked to a
Speaker 1: guy that I know because he's the coach with me
Speaker 1: of the San Diego Padres.
Speaker 2: What a small talk hell hole. And so we're just
Speaker 2: chatting it up, and how's the weather good?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 2: How's your sex life?
Speaker 1: Gary?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I just thought to him and I was like, man,
Speaker 1: you know what's funny about these things. We're gonna come.
Speaker 1: We come to this thing and we're gonna talk to
Speaker 1: the people we know. We're not gonna meet anybody new.
Speaker 1: And he goes, exactly, you look for someone you know
Speaker 1: and you just get right there and you don't want
Speaker 1: to move.
Speaker 2: Speaking of that, when have you thrown it back with
Speaker 2: the old lady last time?
Speaker 1: And so we're just chatting it up, and then my
Speaker 1: wife comes over and goes, all right, we better leave,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what do you mean it's not over yet.
Speaker 1: She goes, yeah, but we have the baseball team party
Speaker 1: from four to six. I'm like, oh, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Little did you know? You were fully slotted all Sunday.
Speaker 1: I said, I totally forgot. We have baseball four to
Speaker 1: six gaped it. She said, so, do you want to
Speaker 1: put your bike in the car, and I said, no,
Speaker 1: We'll just leave my bike here and we'll just come
Speaker 1: back on the way home and I'll just jump on
Speaker 1: my bike and ride home.
Speaker 2: You need to find a YMCA and do a mile
Speaker 2: swim because you knocked out a half marathon iron man,
Speaker 2: solely crap.
Speaker 1: We jump in the car and we drive, and we
Speaker 1: go to the team party and hang out, and we're
Speaker 1: there for like two two and a half hours. I
Speaker 1: have no idea what's going on with the golf. I
Speaker 1: have no idea what's going on with the basketball. And
Speaker 1: I'm just sitting there and I didn't see a single
Speaker 1: stroke my cell phone. I didn't. Well, listen, dude, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to live like not on the cell phone, trying
Speaker 1: to be in the moment and hang out with all
Speaker 1: the parents. You're off the grid.
Speaker 2: You're off the grid, aren't you?
Speaker 1: And no, I'm not off the grid completely.
Speaker 3: Ray.
Speaker 2: I only eat greens and we're.
Speaker 1: Sitting there after a while and it's probably I mean
Speaker 1: maybe six o'clock at night. I went to bed at
Speaker 1: five thirty. Yeah, what is happening? And I'm sitting there,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, by the way, who won the basketball game?
Speaker 1: And one of the dads next to me goes, he goes,
Speaker 1: it wasn't the Nuggets, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2: And I was like, thanks, Oh, I'll guess the other team.
Speaker 1: So some dad looked it up. He goes, whoa thunder
Speaker 1: one by thirty?
Speaker 2: Wait, so none of these other idiots knew the.
Speaker 1: Score, dude, we were all at the team party.
Speaker 2: Bro, there's apps.
Speaker 1: I got YouTube TV, I have Amazon Prime.
Speaker 2: I could pull up any baseball game, any golf match,
Speaker 2: any basketball game in less than two seconds, show you
Speaker 2: the score, and put it back in my pocket.
Speaker 1: Rocket. And then I was like, oh, well, who won
Speaker 1: the golf And then the dad was like, oh, Scheffler won.
Speaker 1: He won by like six strokes. I'm like, wow, all right,
Speaker 1: cool man, what a Sunday. I'm glad I got caught
Speaker 1: up on sports right now in the last ten seconds,
Speaker 1: because I didn't see a bit of it. Ray are
Speaker 1: you guys gambling? So that was it. I was the
Speaker 1: sports I watched. I saw the kids throw some baseballs
Speaker 1: and tennis balls back and forth, played catch and run
Speaker 1: into the woods for a little bit, going exploring, and
Speaker 1: Baby Box three came back bleeding with a cut on
Speaker 1: his arm, and Baby Box two had a cut on
Speaker 1: his hand because he found some glass he was picking up.
Speaker 1: But that was it. That was the extent of my
Speaker 1: sports watching. The perfect sunday for a game seven and
Speaker 1: a major championship turned into kindergarten meet up, a baseball
Speaker 1: team party, and random people in my yard and in
Speaker 1: my house. It was fantastic. But here's the thing. Looking back,
Speaker 1: the game was a blowout. I guess the PGA Championship
Speaker 1: wasn't close because he won by six. So I really
Speaker 1: missed nothing exactly. I thought, that's what you were gonna
Speaker 1: say thirteen minutes ago. No. I Luckily my life did
Speaker 1: not take me from the excitement of the sporting world,
Speaker 1: and I enjoyed my day doing other things. But the
Speaker 1: sports turned out to be big duds.
Speaker 2: Are we going to go into the games or is
Speaker 2: that all we're gonna say about him? A rock and roll?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that after we're gonna go into him
Speaker 1: right after this break I started it. Please explain to.
Speaker 2: Me what was that? What was that in the bathroom? Like,
Speaker 2: what how does that happen? Please explain to me. So
Speaker 2: it is honestly a great disservice. Somebody exploded.
Speaker 1: I mean, guys, when I say Ray was at one urinal,
Speaker 1: this guy that was formerly on this podcast was at
Speaker 1: another urinal. And there's only two urinals. So then there's
Speaker 1: the first doll in the second stall. Mike Dee decides
Speaker 1: to go on the second stall, so I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm going to go in the first doll and I
Speaker 1: walk in. Oh my god, Oh my god. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was an explosion that I have never seen in
Speaker 1: my life, Like nothing I'd ever seen like that. And
Speaker 1: here's the crazy part, Like, after you have that explosion,
Speaker 1: you don't flush it. There was no toilet paper with it.
Speaker 1: So did they just explode and then run out of
Speaker 1: the building. They dropped a bomb.
Speaker 2: But it's one of those where I don't want to
Speaker 2: get too gross with you guys, but it was one
Speaker 2: where it was, uh, you know, it's shot.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of.
Speaker 2: Backfire, Yes, so the backsplash those are probably tougher to
Speaker 2: clean up.
Speaker 1: No, no, but they didn't even flush. I gotta be real, dude.
Speaker 2: I was in Costa Rica for a whole summer, drinking
Speaker 2: water and getting sick from the water, and I still
Speaker 2: never had a bomb like that. That was something to
Speaker 2: be impressed by. Holy crap. I mean, there's no way
Speaker 2: a woman could even do what we saw. That is
Speaker 2: like an NFL football player. That is like a guy
Speaker 2: that just had McDonald's for a month straight. Dude, that
Speaker 2: was a lot.
Speaker 1: The funny part is is I react that way and
Speaker 1: instantly the guy that used to be on this podcast goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I saw that, and We're like, wait, when did you
Speaker 1: see it? He said, oh, I saw it this morning earlier,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you didn't flush it? He goes, did
Speaker 1: you flush it? And I was like, no, I didn't
Speaker 1: get anywhere near it. And the fact that it still
Speaker 1: hadn't been flushed three hours later tells you that no
Speaker 1: one wanted to go near that well.
Speaker 2: And that's the not good thing is because then you
Speaker 2: leave it to the cleaning lady. Why are we too
Speaker 2: good to not clean up our grenade? And then she
Speaker 2: has to go clean it up.
Speaker 1: It wasn't my grenade.
Speaker 2: I'm speaking for the person exactly.
Speaker 1: I am not gonna go in there after someone else's
Speaker 1: grenade and take care of it. I wasn't gonna flush it.
Speaker 1: There was no toilet paper, so there had to be
Speaker 1: I was worried about explosion other places. And then Ray
Speaker 1: even goes and washes his hand, and we are continuing
Speaker 1: to talk about it, and he goes, all right, fine, fine,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go look at it. I'm gonna check it out.
Speaker 1: And Ray's reaction was disgusting.
Speaker 2: Because it makes you think the only thing holding it
Speaker 2: in there into that porcelain throne was the seat. And
Speaker 2: so then it leads you to wonder, was it on
Speaker 2: the walls, was it on the stall, was it on
Speaker 2: the floor?
Speaker 1: Was it on the bottom of the seat? So like,
Speaker 1: if you lifted that up to go pee, was it
Speaker 1: on the bottom of the seat? Do you get it
Speaker 1: on your hands? So I just left it and I
Speaker 1: waited for a urinal to become open. I did, I
Speaker 1: did my urinal, and I left the bathroom. And someone
Speaker 1: is gonna go in there, and someone is eventually gonna
Speaker 1: flush it. I don't know if it's gonna be the
Speaker 1: cleaning lady that likes to clean in the middle of
Speaker 1: the day. Now, this is one time it's valid that
Speaker 1: she should clean in the middle of the office. Period.
Speaker 2: She's gonna kill somebody, she may quit her job, but over.
Speaker 1: One bomb that. I'm gonna tell you what. My sister
Speaker 1: used to work at the movie theater right South Park,
Speaker 1: like thirty five and Stastny I think is what it was,
Speaker 1: and she was the manager. Maybe this is when she
Speaker 1: worked at the Dollar theater over there at Wells Branch.
Speaker 1: That may have been it. A lot of popcorn shards. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And someone came and said, excuse me, Uh, there's a
Speaker 1: bathroom and the women's that's clogged. Women's and the women's
Speaker 1: and so the manager tells my sister, Hey, you know
Speaker 1: you're the woman working, can you go take care of
Speaker 1: that in the women's bathroom? And my sister's like okay,
Speaker 1: And my sister's really shy and quiet. So she goes
Speaker 1: in the women's bathroom and she sees the damage, stays
Speaker 1: in there for about five minutes, and then comes out
Speaker 1: and goes, all right, it's all taken care of. She
Speaker 1: didn't touch it.
Speaker 2: That's what I was waiting for.
Speaker 1: About thirty minutes later, someone came to the manager's like, hey,
Speaker 1: I just went in the women's restroom and one are
Speaker 1: the toilets is dude, I bought her popcorn man towizzlers.
Speaker 1: He looks at my sisters goes, I thought you cleaned it,
Speaker 1: and my sister's I'm sorry, I just couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: Repeat offender.
Speaker 2: That happened one time we were on a school field
Speaker 2: trip fifth grade. Hate to go gross, but this is
Speaker 2: pretty funny. And it was five six am is when
Speaker 2: they made us get up. It was in a snowy area,
Speaker 2: so we had to get all showered and cleaned up
Speaker 2: and then walked to the cottage area where we all
Speaker 2: learned and stuff about the mountains and about different animal
Speaker 2: tracks and all that kinds of crap. Grant to Scat, Yes,
Speaker 2: it was named after a woman's breasts. Grant teetan national park.
Speaker 2: We're there for a whole week in school. It was
Speaker 2: a phenomenal, fascinating trip. Well, one morning we only had
Speaker 2: one bathroom and it was clogged, and the teachers wanted
Speaker 2: to handle it. They said, guys, we'll go address situation.
Speaker 2: They went in there and the one teacher goes, I'm
Speaker 2: not even being a comedian here. What is in that
Speaker 2: toilet is the size of a human forearm, and he
Speaker 2: said it looked like a bear snuck into our cabin
Speaker 2: and went the bathroom in one of the toilets. And
Speaker 2: so nobody would admit to it. They may have even
Speaker 2: offered money. I know they offered. They go, just admit,
Speaker 2: we just want to know who did it. Admit it,
Speaker 2: and we'll give you a free thing, or you get
Speaker 2: a free front of the line to go to dinner
Speaker 2: or something. Nobody would admit to it. Nobody would admit
Speaker 2: to it. Days later, I have a twin brother, Oh,
Speaker 2: and Bro comes forward and he.
Speaker 1: Says, dude, that was me.
Speaker 2: Drop the bear shit, Dude, it was my own blood.
Speaker 2: Oh man, you should have recognized it. Man, I don't
Speaker 2: know if I looked at I think the teachers all did.
Speaker 2: They because they were grossed out about it. It was a
Speaker 2: major situation. You don't have a toilet and the Grand Titans,
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to start going in the snow, and
Speaker 2: so it's probably more serious than a movie theater where
Speaker 2: somebody just has the butter shirts. This one is it necessity?
Speaker 1: Yeah. We were in Atlanta from my cousin Victor's wedding.
Speaker 1: This had to be twenty years ago had to be
Speaker 1: twenty years ago, because why don't you ask him? Man,
Speaker 1: I would like that. I pray he's got a divorce
Speaker 1: since No, No, he's still married. And his oldest son
Speaker 1: is like twenty one now, so it's maybe over twenty
Speaker 1: one years ago. And his daughter, his second his second child,
Speaker 1: is graduating high school today.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, full circle. Why not tell this story?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so we were there for the wedding, and
Speaker 1: so we're over his apartment and we're doing some drinking.
Speaker 1: It's me, my brother, him and some of his buddies,
Speaker 1: my cousin, my cousin Kevin, who's his younger brother. And
Speaker 1: I was like, man, I gotta go. And so I
Speaker 1: go in the bathroom and I just wow. And I
Speaker 1: don't know how strong their you know, systems are there
Speaker 1: in Atlanta, Georgia. I never do. I was just doing
Speaker 1: a normal you know, drop.
Speaker 2: Off and and I go to flush it. It was
Speaker 2: an everyday delivery. I didn't understand.
Speaker 1: And I it wasn't like it was like a three
Speaker 1: day it was an overnight delivery. It was fine, and
Speaker 1: it was next day ray and it starts, water starts
Speaker 1: coming up, and I'm like, oh, where's the plunger? Where's
Speaker 1: the plunger? Oh no?
Speaker 2: And I stick my head out and say, hey, Vic, Vic,
Speaker 2: where's your plunger. He's about to get married and he goes, plunger.
Speaker 2: Why would I ever need a plunger? I don't want
Speaker 2: a plunger. I'm like, you're a twenty four year old
Speaker 2: dude and you don't have a plunger. What about when
Speaker 2: you have the protein schlitz.
Speaker 1: He said, no, no plunger man. I said, oh, well,
Speaker 1: we got a problem then, And he's probably about ten
Speaker 1: deep at this point. He's like at his own wedding.
Speaker 1: This is before the day before or a couple of
Speaker 1: days before the wedding, and he's like, don't worry, man,
Speaker 1: I'll get it. And he comes in with the shirt
Speaker 1: over his mouth and his nose and what's he got
Speaker 1: in his hand a knife, empty beer bottle. He thinks
Speaker 1: he's gonna jab it down the drain. It's a thought beer.
Speaker 2: The rubber is typically what makes the plunger better than
Speaker 2: a beer bottle. So he's trying the ability to suction
Speaker 2: so he wouldn't worry about suck. He was trying to
Speaker 2: jam jam jam it down the that's what happens when
Speaker 2: you're ten deep.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Did it work? It did not work.
Speaker 1: He had to knock on the neighbor's door and ask
Speaker 1: for a plunger. Hey, somebody didn't finished the end of
Speaker 1: their beer.
Speaker 2: It looks a little chunky.
Speaker 1: No, don't drink now. Oh my gosh. So yeah, man,
Speaker 1: enough toilet stories. We should probably start the show. We'll
Speaker 1: probably start the short show. All right, this is what
Speaker 1: people want to hear on a Monday. Man. We are
Speaker 1: gonna do it live.
Speaker 2: We oh the one shoot three sore losers.
Speaker 1: I was really thrown off because the music wasn't there.
Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
Speaker 1: about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
Speaker 1: sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 2: It says that I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
Speaker 2: I live on the North side of Nashville with Baser,
Speaker 2: my wife. She's a country girl. We used to live
Speaker 2: downtown West Side and we move country and it's great.
Speaker 2: Two point two acres, two point two kids at Vanderbilt Clinic.
Speaker 2: Justin checks on him every single day, and I'll di
Speaker 2: have a heart attack when I'm seventy two and a
Speaker 2: half over to you, man, oh.
Speaker 1: Man, I don't know. I don't know if you want
Speaker 1: to talk about the games, you want to talk about anything,
Speaker 1: but I just want to say Callaway had to search
Speaker 1: on Friday. Doctor said that it went as good as
Speaker 1: it could go, and I guess Calloway is still in
Speaker 1: a lot of pain. But there was like fifteen members
Speaker 1: of Sore Losers Nation that went into the ICU and
Speaker 1: were hanging out in his room. And if I know
Speaker 1: anything about the ICU, my sister is a ICU nurse.
Speaker 1: You're only allowed to have like two visitors at a time,
Speaker 1: I believe at least at most her ICU. And they
Speaker 1: had about twelve fifteen deep in there, and they all
Speaker 1: I said, how did you guys get in? And so
Speaker 1: I just walked in. We didn't check in at the desk,
Speaker 1: We just walked that's the nation. And they were in
Speaker 1: there for I don't know how long, and then the
Speaker 1: nurse came in. I was like, what are you guys
Speaker 1: doing and kicked her ass out, kicked him out.
Speaker 2: So we've been kicked out of bars in hospitals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been kicked out of ICUs, but Caraway Callaway,
Speaker 1: whatever his name is, supposed to be doing well in pain.
Speaker 1: We got a long rehab ahead of us. But surgery
Speaker 1: went well, and dude is up and he was talking
Speaker 1: at ESPN. He was talking sports. But he has not
Speaker 1: given out any parlays, so we did not know if
Speaker 1: the surgery worked. So he's alive. He's alive. Spoiler alert.
Speaker 1: I got a question, did Scotti Scheffler use a Calloway
Speaker 1: Ball titleist?
Speaker 2: I looked it up online and it was all a
Speaker 2: bunch of crappers that use Callaways. No, not on Calloway.
Speaker 2: Our boy, our boys a good, solid gentleman. But it's
Speaker 2: the crappy golfers that have Calaway. The only chance we
Speaker 2: had Phil Michlson, and he was probably plus twenty.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if he was there for the
Speaker 1: weekend man, he was already back in Dubai for the
Speaker 1: live tournament he got. He was terrible. Yeah, I see.
Speaker 2: I had a lot of thoughts on sports this weekend,
Speaker 2: a little bit romantically, kind of lost my love for sports.
Speaker 2: You start Friday night when you had Nicks and Celtics.
Speaker 1: That was fun.
Speaker 2: It has been the biggest blowout this side of the Mississippi.
Speaker 2: The entire Eastern Seaboard has never seen a seventy point
Speaker 2: blowout on a Friday night primetime game. That would have
Speaker 2: never happened with Larry Bird and Magic Johnson and Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2: And that brings me to my point. These guys are
Speaker 2: shooting up to three pointers. There's no more team basketball.
Speaker 2: It's almost like a a quit equit mentality. These guys
Speaker 2: get down twenty thirty, they quit. I've never seen basketball
Speaker 2: games this lopsided.
Speaker 1: It's very boring. And maybe when we're kids they did
Speaker 1: happen and we just don't remember them. But I thought
Speaker 1: all those games in the Eastern Conference finals, the you
Speaker 1: know whatever, they would come down to the wire. Michael Jordan,
Speaker 1: John Starks, Isaiah Thomas, Michael Jordan, I mean those came
Speaker 1: down to the wire. I felt like when I was
Speaker 1: a kid. Now schmidtyies, yeah, oh, what's his name?
Speaker 2: Reggie Miller, Miller, Rick Smith's all of them and now
Speaker 2: Charlie Ward. Now it's like one game's close and the
Speaker 2: rest of them are fifteen to twenty point blowouts, and
Speaker 2: it's like, this is exciting. See and uh did it
Speaker 2: in my parlay? It did it did, And we're fine
Speaker 2: with that.
Speaker 1: We move on.
Speaker 2: We we have the Celts. Yeah, and so we've we've
Speaker 2: moved past that. After two twelve packs of beer, we're
Speaker 2: finally over it. But the real thing is I couldn't
Speaker 2: even watch the game. I mean, it was of two
Speaker 2: or four point game, Porzingis drained at three, then Porzingis
Speaker 2: got a big block or rebound one of the two,
Speaker 2: and then after that it was ten twenty, they're down thirty.
Speaker 2: I didn't even I didn't watch any of the second half.
Speaker 1: It was just over.
Speaker 2: I mean, just to not have that desire to even
Speaker 2: watch a sporting event sad. But it didn't end because
Speaker 2: guess what, there were more undesirable games to watch that
Speaker 2: the weekend was gonna present us with. We then go
Speaker 2: on to Sunday the Nuggets and OKC, another lopsided game
Speaker 2: from the third quarter on that wasn't even close.
Speaker 1: It wasn't an even close.
Speaker 2: And I hate Doris Burke and I hate Mike Breen,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm done. I can't hear Mike Breen
Speaker 2: one more time say that's gay yea. I had it
Speaker 2: at my house perfect, but it was like.
Speaker 1: That's gi off the wall.
Speaker 2: Shut up, Breen, give me some announcers, Doris burt chiming in.
Speaker 1: I was done with it, bringing back Jeff Van Gunny.
Speaker 1: Give me Mark Jackson.
Speaker 2: That game sucked.
Speaker 1: And then the PGA.
Speaker 2: You said, Scott he was a favorite on Like Friday.
Speaker 2: He's ahead by so much it is unwatchable. What has
Speaker 2: sports done to us? I lost my love for sports.
Speaker 2: I don't want to watch this crap. I'll watch a
Speaker 2: rerun of a girl's TV show on Bravo that is
Speaker 2: just horrible. Where's the competition back in the day, Hogan, Uh,
Speaker 2: Tiger Woods?
Speaker 1: I remember when they square it off, Dude, Hogan and
Speaker 1: Woods that Masters That was incredible. Fred Funk, Fred Couple's
Speaker 1: bj singh Dude, all those guys, they wouldn't get beat
Speaker 1: by five. You beat them by five, you're beating their
Speaker 1: family by five. The fact that Scheffler was ahead by seven, eight,
Speaker 1: ten wins by five doesn't give a crap. Nobody even
Speaker 1: close to him.
Speaker 2: Sports was a blowout.
Speaker 1: Where's the competition?
Speaker 2: And I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1: Dude, Celtics got blowed out. The freaking Nuggets got blowed out.
Speaker 2: I mean they had a guy that wasn't even playing
Speaker 2: with a left foot. They went March Gordon out there.
Speaker 2: They said, you're all we got man. You at twenty percent.
Speaker 2: He started.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: The guy at half a hamstring in a quarter of
Speaker 2: an achilles and they said he's good to play. He's
Speaker 2: seen our bench. We're not putting Russ Westbrook in for
Speaker 2: four quarters. That game was horrible. The thunder up fifty four.
Speaker 2: They pull the starters start of the fourth. What is
Speaker 2: this guy's You can watch a better game at your
Speaker 2: local park. Go watch a couple kids play one v
Speaker 2: one that's better than this crap that's been on TV.
Speaker 2: You can come watch the Brooklyn Nets, dude. I mean
Speaker 2: I talked to one of the dads this weekend. He's like,
Speaker 2: you coaching against next season, We're ready to play again.
Speaker 2: That's the kind of competition you need. Those games are
Speaker 2: like four to nothing, four to two. You don't need
Speaker 2: this one hundred and twenty to fifty. And I mean,
Speaker 2: I I hate to really break down the game, but
Speaker 2: it really is the three point shot. How they don't
Speaker 2: box out. I'm telling you they don't that. So many
Speaker 2: times a guy will miss a three pointer, it'll come
Speaker 2: right back to him and he's already hot dog and
Speaker 2: he's got his hand out. You got the new thing
Speaker 2: where they just raised the hand in the air. That
Speaker 2: means like it was a good shot. Then there's this
Speaker 2: one they do this little this is a new thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, it's like the West Side thing. Guys,
Speaker 2: you're not doing the hand gestures until it goes in
Speaker 2: the net. It's something to do with that. They're not
Speaker 2: playing the fundamentals of the game.
Speaker 1: That's just that's that's heartbreaking to hear man.
Speaker 2: But what happened with Boston to Boston say that we
Speaker 2: did poor zingis the ghost to poor zingis that's now
Speaker 2: playing for the Boston Celtics. He's horrible. He had made
Speaker 2: a miracle three, that's all he did, Pritchard, and it
Speaker 2: was just like they really were trying to do what
Speaker 2: they did the game before when Boston won by twenty.
Speaker 2: They're trying to do the exact same thing on Friday night.
Speaker 2: But guess what, the same shots that dropped on Wednesday
Speaker 2: don't drop on Friday. Josh Hart isn't gonna make five threes.
Speaker 2: He probably didn't even score that game. And then your
Speaker 2: boy White and Pritchard. They try to launch these threes, guys,
Speaker 2: that's the game. When he bounce passes, give it to
Speaker 2: our boy brown back door cut stuff like that. White
Speaker 2: thought he was gonna be just as hot as he
Speaker 2: was the other game, and he was ice cold. He
Speaker 2: wasn't even close to the rim. Guys, you can't take
Speaker 2: the same shots. Why do you think we never do
Speaker 2: the same podcast? You've got to EBB flow, dick and
Speaker 2: dive boom and zog zag zing and zang.
Speaker 1: It was weird, man.
Speaker 2: I hate to fall out of love with something, but
Speaker 2: sports Man, it bit me pretty bad this week. And
Speaker 2: it really wasn't even enjoyable here at the bar on
Speaker 2: a Saturday. And sure the golf was on, but nobody's
Speaker 2: watching it. Nobody gives a rip. It's not competitive.
Speaker 1: That's unfortunate.
Speaker 2: It was actually close on Saturday.
Speaker 1: But I did watch a little bit on Saturday. I
Speaker 1: was sitting there watching it, and at one point I
Speaker 1: did take a nap on the couch. I was sitting
Speaker 1: straight up and I leaned my head back and fell
Speaker 1: asleep for about twenty minutes. And I did watch it
Speaker 1: with no sound on. I wanted a moment of silence
Speaker 1: because it had been a long week with the kids
Speaker 1: as a single dad, and then it was just finally
Speaker 1: I had.
Speaker 2: Silence, so I watched the golf in silence. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: thunder Game. I should have watched it in silence. I
Speaker 2: couldn't stand one more.
Speaker 1: SGA off the back board. I'm trying to figure out
Speaker 1: how he did it.
Speaker 2: He was like he would talk so he would announce it,
Speaker 2: but then if the guy shot the ball as he
Speaker 2: was announcing, he would inflect his voice and it was
Speaker 2: so annoying. Breen's probably a great guy. Cannot stand him.
Speaker 2: In Doris Burkes, it was like, SGA down the line.
Speaker 1: Off the ball and there they go.
Speaker 2: Shut the hell up, just announce the game. It's too
Speaker 2: much of these dramatics SGA.
Speaker 1: Of the Wow.
Speaker 2: Stop dude, it was bad, man, it was bad.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I didn't had to watch it, man, And
Speaker 1: you got.
Speaker 2: Nance over there for the PGA Championship. Was it nance, dude?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't know. I watched it on silence
Speaker 1: on Saturday, and I saw zero strokes on Sunday, literally
Speaker 1: zero stroke.
Speaker 2: You're not realizing it was tied at one point, but
Speaker 2: then just to blowout Rom like quadruple bogie, like what
Speaker 2: we do at the local muni at Country Hills.
Speaker 1: Rom was horrible. He didn't water hit it out of bounds.
Speaker 1: What do we do?
Speaker 2: He was hitting it water. They go, well, he's gonna
Speaker 2: be a little aggressive on this. He hits it right
Speaker 2: at the stick and the pul cooks into the water,
Speaker 2: going like twenty miles an hour. It wasn't even close.
Speaker 2: We're like, okay, Rom, so you're going all or nothing
Speaker 2: on that one shot, Like his plan was just holding one, Like, Rom,
Speaker 2: that's what your plan was?
Speaker 1: Really it was on that So it was over.
Speaker 2: Because it was ten and seven and I had no
Speaker 2: money on it, just watching it for the love of
Speaker 2: the game. And then it's like ten and six, twelve
Speaker 2: and six wasn't even watchable. I mean, I'm watching commercials
Speaker 2: so I didn't have to deal with Mike Breen, Doris
Speaker 2: Burk's or the PGA.
Speaker 1: Dude. What I saw is that some guy, Harris English
Speaker 1: started the day in like thirty seventh place and he
Speaker 1: ended in second. How is that? Did he really supposedly?
Speaker 2: Because yeah, I know it was Rom, but then he
Speaker 2: dropped and then Chambeau. I wanted him to be up there,
Speaker 2: but he was just missing those birdie puts.
Speaker 1: He did good.
Speaker 2: He made a couple in a row, made it interesting.
Speaker 2: But then just you know who, I need to check
Speaker 2: in with my boy at the local Muni. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go find him and see if he can tell me
Speaker 2: why d Schambeau lost. He'll break it down for you.
Speaker 1: He'll break it down. You know we're gonna do We're
Speaker 1: gonna take a break. We'll be right back into this. Dude.
Speaker 1: I got a very excited text on a Friday night.
Speaker 1: Was it a nude?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I was at the Spring Carnival kids school. You know,
Speaker 1: they celebrate spring and they have jumpy houses and like
Speaker 1: food trucks and you know, a bunch of games. The
Speaker 1: kids run around, they have fun and they have just
Speaker 1: excitement everywhere. They have glizzies, pork missiles. They did have
Speaker 1: pork missiles, dude, they had big pork missiles.
Speaker 2: A couple of those moms ordered them too.
Speaker 1: There was some moms chowing down on them.
Speaker 2: You know, because it's not the sexual thing about a
Speaker 2: girl eating a hot dog. If a woman in public
Speaker 2: can eat a hot dog, that's how confident she is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she's just a chill girl and she's
Speaker 1: down for a hot dog dinner.
Speaker 2: You know who loves a Glizzie? Angelina a her and
Speaker 2: Justin still Talk. We hung out all Saturday.
Speaker 1: You didn't tell me that you buried the lead. There
Speaker 1: was no lead. We just bar hobbed it.
Speaker 2: Nothing crazy. Ten bars and I needed to make a correction. Guys,
Speaker 2: I told you about Mellow Mushroom on Broadway. Yeah, apparently
Speaker 2: you got to go to Broadway every two weeks because
Speaker 2: bars are closing left and right. Now one's closed, it's
Speaker 2: boarded up, and it now is just a bunch of plywood.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So anybody that was gonna go after my
Speaker 2: advice and go to Mellow Mushroom on Broadway, it's closed.
Speaker 1: That's sad, that's unfortunate.
Speaker 2: You got to keep your head in your swivel down
Speaker 2: there because things are opening closing.
Speaker 1: What happened to that bar? What's that name? You walk
Speaker 1: in the front door, they kick you out of the
Speaker 1: back because they're boarding it up.
Speaker 2: Mande, it was it was different. It's good. We went
Speaker 2: to Odie's two. I was it's it's tough going back
Speaker 2: into rebar, but I like what they've done.
Speaker 1: Looks good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I took a picture. I'll post it with our
Speaker 2: podcast today. But they got a big back lawn, fake grass,
Speaker 2: you can play bags, easy access to a bar, and
Speaker 2: the TV is massive. We're talking a one hundred by
Speaker 2: one hundred TV. Oh yeah, and we just sat down.
Speaker 2: We're watching golf. We were so comfy we didn't even
Speaker 2: go bar hop. The girls they're fine, they're content. We're content.
Speaker 2: We're betting if guys get it on the fairway or not.
Speaker 2: Round of drinks that's fun. Justin was like three round
Speaker 2: of drinks down and I was like, hey, man, I honestly,
Speaker 2: is your car gonna keep swiping.
Speaker 1: And so and so.
Speaker 2: But that bar was great. I It's almost like you
Speaker 2: can go it's there's so many different adventures, so you
Speaker 2: go into it like it was rebar. You can hang
Speaker 2: out out front, which is kind of like Rebar, or
Speaker 2: you can go into the indoor area, which is all
Speaker 2: walk through and there's music there more of a chill vibe.
Speaker 2: Or you can go out on the back lawn, which
Speaker 2: probably in about a week is going to be ninety
Speaker 2: degrees be hotter in the surface of the sun. And
Speaker 2: they said they're going to get some misters nice.
Speaker 1: We had the umbrella.
Speaker 2: It's it's one of those choose your own, advance your bars.
Speaker 2: It's not like you're gonna get the same thing every time.
Speaker 2: You could go to one part of it, think you're
Speaker 2: at a different bar, but you're at the same one.
Speaker 1: But a lot of pictures of Odie up there. I
Speaker 1: don't even get the Odie thing. I know.
Speaker 2: There was no pictures of old Dominion. I don't understand it.
Speaker 2: Some of their stuff was like throwback. Like the area
Speaker 2: where the DJ's playing was an old school boombox, so
Speaker 2: like it.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they're try to go nineties. I don't they have
Speaker 1: they have they have a song about the nineties maybe
Speaker 1: or nineties.
Speaker 2: Odieu but awesome, I will be back.
Speaker 1: Good good to hear. So. I got that text on
Speaker 1: Friday and I just see it. It's from Batter's Box
Speaker 1: and all it says is party, and I'm like, what.
Speaker 2: Well, you had to know it was something to do
Speaker 2: with the forty.
Speaker 1: Nine No I know, I said, did he get hurt
Speaker 1: or what what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Caffrey? Oh, you go, bet Caffrey.
Speaker 1: He goes party signed, I said, oh, and he calls
Speaker 1: me immediately.
Speaker 2: What is he like?
Speaker 1: Stoked about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he signed to mister irrelevant.
Speaker 1: He's not mister irrelevant. He was, he was, but he's
Speaker 1: turned himself into very relevant. He's been to a super Bowl.
Speaker 1: What's the last Titans quarterback to go to the Super Bowl?
Speaker 2: Steve McNair rest in peace.
Speaker 1: I think it's Kerry Collins, but I don't know anyway.
Speaker 1: Who was first? I don't know anyway. I get a
Speaker 1: text and he calls me, and then he texts, you
Speaker 1: can't answer. I was like, dude, Spring Carnival, what's up?
Speaker 1: And he goes Brock Party, tells me the details and
Speaker 1: he goes, I love it. I'm so pumped. We got Party.
Speaker 1: He's our dude. He got our guy. And after seeing
Speaker 1: the contract, it's beautiful. The forty nine ers and Party
Speaker 1: did an amazing job because he didn't break the bank.
Speaker 1: He didn't try to reset the quarterback market. He didn't
Speaker 1: do what Dak Prescott did. He took less. He took
Speaker 1: a good, solid amount that he doesn't have to work
Speaker 1: another day in his life. Like he is set forever.
Speaker 1: His kids are set, they're set for life. He has
Speaker 1: so much money, but he didn't strap the forty nine
Speaker 1: ers where they can't sign other players. Dak became the
Speaker 1: highest paid quarterback in the league fifty five sixty million dollars,
Speaker 1: and now the Cowboys have Yeah. So what did Purdy
Speaker 1: get per year? Like thirty five million a year? Yeah,
Speaker 1: or maybe forty five I don't know, but a year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Derek millions?
Speaker 1: Derek's making twelve million. Who's Derek Henry Henry? You're right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's making a good chunk of change too, which is crazy.
Speaker 1: But I love what brock Perty did. He did a
Speaker 1: great job.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 1: Here's what Battersbuck said, five years to sixty five five million,
Speaker 1: So forty five million a year for six years not bad.
Speaker 1: It's really not bad when you compare it to other quarterbacks, Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, hell, Kirk Cousins is the back company's making
Speaker 1: that much money? Right?
Speaker 2: That was just a bad deal.
Speaker 1: So I love what the forty nine ers did. Didn't
Speaker 1: overspend met right in the middle. Perfect. The salary cap
Speaker 1: is going to keep going up, so brock Party is
Speaker 1: not going to be a huge dentt in your salary cap.
Speaker 1: He's a solid, really good NFL quarterback that can win
Speaker 1: you a Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Did batters Box think he was gonna leave.
Speaker 1: Well, he was worried that they weren't going to sign
Speaker 1: him or they were going to spend way too much
Speaker 1: money on him, pay him sixty million a year, and
Speaker 1: they didn't do that. So he's really happy about the
Speaker 1: cap friendly that it is for the forty nine ers.
Speaker 2: Batter's Box thought they were going to bring back Kaepernick, Like,
Speaker 2: who is going to.
Speaker 1: Be the quarterback? Can we stop covering Kaepernick? I hate
Speaker 1: it when there's a quarterback that gets hurt and at
Speaker 1: least one side I'll always say. Kaepernick says he's still
Speaker 1: interested in playing in the NFL, and I'm like, he
Speaker 1: has no damn interest in the NFL. He hadn't played
Speaker 1: in the NFL in a decade. Can we stop acting
Speaker 1: like he is an option to come back and play
Speaker 1: quarterback in the NFL? He is not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not playing in the NFL. Well, let's be real.
Speaker 2: Sports right now is so boring. I think we're going
Speaker 2: to continue to do our research for fantasy football. We're
Speaker 2: gonna be the team that researches for four months leading
Speaker 2: up to the season.
Speaker 1: I love it. Think you and Justin on that dedicated.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's all we got Because sports ain't doing it.
Speaker 2: He doesn't gamble anymore.
Speaker 1: WHOA, what? Yeah, he gave it breaking news, breaking news.
Speaker 2: WHOA, I only have that sound effect in another studio.
Speaker 1: Okay, never mind, I didn't. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he sent me and Baser a text and it
Speaker 2: was a screenshot and it says, you've been locked out
Speaker 2: of your account. You're not allowed to deposit, you're not
Speaker 2: allowed to withdraw for two months. And he said, you
Speaker 2: guys have motivated me. I hung up the betting slip today.
Speaker 2: So he is now locked out of his account.
Speaker 1: Takes a brave man to do that. Man, brave man.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. I said.
Speaker 2: I said, as we go out to these bars on
Speaker 2: a Saturday, we will put our chastity belts on and
Speaker 2: we will not bet. We are putting our betting chastity
Speaker 2: belts on. I have all the other guys at a
Speaker 2: bar gonna be talking about gambling and this and that.
Speaker 2: What are we doing. We're gonna wear our chastity belts
Speaker 2: because we are not giving into the sites today. But
Speaker 2: did we bet for some rounds of drinks? Friendly fun?
Speaker 1: Yes, we did. Well, take a break, We'll be right
Speaker 1: back then. Let's read an email. Here we go yo, gentlemen.
Speaker 1: I want to start this by saying a happy birthday
Speaker 1: to my big brother Gavin. He's turning thirty. And secondly,
Speaker 1: I wanted to say, let's go Nicks and Yankees. Mets
Speaker 1: play as well, so f the Mets and Soto can
Speaker 1: kick Rocks suck a fat one. I wanted to keep
Speaker 1: it PG boys, I love the pod, keep me going,
Speaker 1: Stay blessed. Marco from the Bronx, Hey Marco. Who's gonna
Speaker 1: win next? Or Pacers?
Speaker 2: That's an interesting question. I've watched both of them. What
Speaker 2: I saw from the Pacers is a is a scorer.
Speaker 2: This It reminds me that Jimmy Butler type Haliburton can score.
Speaker 2: I know that Turner gets luckiest crab of the streetes
Speaker 2: he's not very good. They got some other guy Shorter.
Speaker 2: He reminds me of Derek White Prichard and he's gonna suck.
Speaker 2: So I would say Nicks, I'm going all in on.
Speaker 2: I would hit all in a gambling term, I Nicks,
Speaker 2: Nicks win it. I don't know what the lines are,
Speaker 2: I don't know what the series price is, but Nicks
Speaker 2: it'll be Nicks Thunder Thunder win it.
Speaker 1: All Okay, thunder A gonna win it all. I think
Speaker 1: the Thunder. I would love Anthony Edwards to beat the
Speaker 1: Thunder just because I like Anthony Edwards as a basketball player.
Speaker 1: As a father, probably not the best guy to have
Speaker 1: you have children with. Doesn't seem to like to want
Speaker 1: to take care of them or do anything with them.
Speaker 1: He just wants to pay you money and get out
Speaker 1: pay his women off for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the.
Speaker 1: Thunder are really good. The Thunder are freaking good. I
Speaker 1: think they're winning the NBA title. Here we go, Dear coaches,
Speaker 1: The difference between a good and bad team at the
Speaker 1: high school level is the little things and stuff like
Speaker 1: guarding the inbounder. We all always guard the inbounder and
Speaker 1: we get three to four turnovers per game off of it,
Speaker 1: and that lead to usually eight extra points per game.
Speaker 1: So I really don't know why the NBA guys don't
Speaker 1: do it. Maddox from Mississippi. Also, I dropped twenty in
Speaker 1: a summer league game yesterday. Put some respect on my name, Maddox. Wow, dude,
Speaker 1: he's our high schooler the balls. Oh okay, he's a
Speaker 1: high school kid that emails in and he fills his
Speaker 1: in didn't know he was a basketball player.
Speaker 2: You got to come to the conventions otherwise we just
Speaker 2: view you as a ghost.
Speaker 1: Man. I don't think he's allowed. He's not twenty one,
Speaker 1: he's still in high school. He's dropping twenty in a
Speaker 1: summer league game. And how is he doing summer league?
Speaker 1: And it's not summer yet.
Speaker 2: I'm sure summer baseball leagues have started.
Speaker 1: I didn't know about. But basketball, Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: anything else you want to talk about. Man, You said
Speaker 1: you had a golf story from last week.
Speaker 2: The golf story was that I played nine and I
Speaker 2: finished nine holes in an hour. It took me, Angeline
Speaker 2: and Justin five hours to play thirteen in Bazer. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I played in nine. I played through like five different people.
Speaker 2: But what I realized is is the shot still there yet? Is?
Speaker 2: But what did I realize? Sometimes you can play too fast? Okay,
Speaker 2: I was playing a little too fast. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be real, Guys, you can't play nine holes in an
Speaker 2: hour because I was not taking my time on these shots.
Speaker 2: And I learned it the hard way. A couple of
Speaker 2: those shots you wish you could have back. But boy,
Speaker 2: was there a hybrid shot for one hundred and fifty yards.
Speaker 1: It felt amazing. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Was there uh uh another hybrid shot for one hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty yards that felt amazing? Yeah, yeah there was.
Speaker 2: But then did I rush too much on a par
Speaker 2: three one p fifty shooting a nine iron? Probably stick down,
Speaker 2: stick up? And I caught it absolutely on the heel
Speaker 2: and ended up being one hundred yards short because I
Speaker 2: was rushed. There were four army guys that let me
Speaker 2: play through. I have four of our nation's military standing
Speaker 2: around me as I'm taking this shot.
Speaker 1: Did you tell them you shake everyone? I did, of
Speaker 1: course I did salute everyone, one of them absolutely. I said, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: thank you for the troops. Man, this is for the troops.
Speaker 1: And then I shot at about one hundred yards too short.
Speaker 1: But you can go too fast. So golf there's a
Speaker 1: happy medium. You don't go too slow. There's a just
Speaker 1: right amount.
Speaker 2: I didn't find it on that Friday, and I only
Speaker 2: played nine, and I learned if you're not feeling it
Speaker 2: that day, check out. I went told the lady, I said, hey,
Speaker 2: can I get a raincheck? You like, yeah, here's twelve
Speaker 2: dollars back.
Speaker 1: That's legit. So it's sunshiny, and you still get a
Speaker 1: rain check.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I want to go back and take a nap.
Speaker 2: I was I was happy with where I was at,
Speaker 2: and the dudes in front of me were not let
Speaker 2: me play through. And I'd already set the record playing
Speaker 2: through five people in nine holes.
Speaker 1: That was pretty good. That's pretty good. You don't want
Speaker 1: a pressure luck, dude, I was cooking. I mean, but
Speaker 1: let me tell you.
Speaker 2: You can go a little too far with the pedal
Speaker 2: in the metal when it comes to golf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and when you know when you're not really feeling it,
Speaker 1: you just check out. I wasn't feeling it. Ud, we
Speaker 1: should go?
Speaker 2: Did you know you can do that?
Speaker 1: I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I told you. She goes, what what was the reason?
Speaker 2: I was, like, wasn't feeling it? She goes, here's twelve
Speaker 2: dollars back?
Speaker 1: Legit? What's wrong? Shot five over on the front. That's
Speaker 1: not up to my standards.
Speaker 2: There's no telling what I was at.
Speaker 1: I just I had a three putt.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I'm just not not right in the right headspace. Man.
Speaker 2: I may have been at seventy eight through nine holes,
Speaker 2: but did I wait? I thought the swing did not work.
Speaker 2: It's there, I just had rushed myself too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah,