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Speaker 1: Hello, man, I'm gonna tell you what a perfect sunday,

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Speaker 1: an absolute perfect sunday. I couldn't have been set up

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Speaker 2: I think you're trying to get me to buy into

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Speaker 2: it being an awesome sunday, and then you saying how

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, it was a beautiful day. Was it a

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Speaker 2: I mean I live in the country, I don't live

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Speaker 1: Sorry. Was it about seventy eight degrees when you walked outside?

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Speaker 1: It felt amazing. The clouds were covering so it wasn't

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Speaker 1: too hot. The sun was still out, but it wasn't

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, it was about seventy eight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Your boy gets up and gets the kids some breakfast, says,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna go see you later, honey, honey,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go for a run. And so I went

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Speaker 1: for a run, feeling wonderful about myself. And I get back,

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Speaker 1: baby Box two is like, hey, can we go for

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Speaker 1: a bike ride? Okay, let's go for a bike ride

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Speaker 1: doing an iron man. So I chugged down some water

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, I didn't know we were in a triathlon.

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Speaker 1: Let's roll and we go for a bike ride and

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Speaker 1: And then we head back to the house after about

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Speaker 1: I do not recognize her. I'm like, how is my wife?

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Speaker 1: Like who is this woman? I have not seen that

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Speaker 1: shelf before? Well that also, but I was like, I

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Speaker 2: Like, hey, how's it going, good to see you, and

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Speaker 1: And I'm just like, man, I really don't remember her.

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Speaker 1: What is it Amy Morgan, Babby No. And then my

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Speaker 1: wife's like oh, I did it again. She was just

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Speaker 1: walking by with her kids. So I just invited her

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Speaker 2: What kind of life do you guys live? I said, Oh,

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Speaker 2: she goes, yeah, this is so and so I think

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Speaker 2: her name was Karen or something like that, and I

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Speaker 2: was like, nice.

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Speaker 1: To meet you.

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Speaker 2: You have to change that name to Kiki.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it was keky Hi. I'm Keikey. Nice to meet you.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, that's why I didn't recognize you.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I had no idea who you were.

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Speaker 1: When you were waving, I was waving back like I

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Speaker 2: Yeah that makes more sense with the kids.

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Speaker 1: And so the kids get out of the stroller and

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Speaker 1: they're going in and out of my house. My wife

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Speaker 1: and I am like, okay, cool. And then another family

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Speaker 1: four brand new kids running around my yard and.

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Speaker 2: In my house, get out of the ferns.

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Speaker 1: And I am still dripping sweat from my run and

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Speaker 2: You look like a recovery alcoholic.

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Speaker 1: I absolutely do. It looks like I'm sweating out alcohol

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Speaker 1: sit down. At one forty when Scotty Scheffler is teeing

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Speaker 1: we go, Dad Word's Quail Hollow.

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Speaker 2: It's in Charlotte's.

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Speaker 1: And then I get a text from Garrett and apparently

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Speaker 1: he's at Quail Hollow. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I had a buddy that went to Quail Hollow as well.

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Speaker 2: Apparently it's quick Charlotte hour and a half flight. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't tell me he was going. I just

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Speaker 1: It was just a picture of Scotty Sheffler walking and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I didn't know you were going, and

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Speaker 2: And I think those golf events, if you're not drinking,

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Speaker 2: it's probably pretty boring. The videos I saw for my buddy,

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Speaker 2: you just can't talk. I mean he would post a

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Speaker 1: You're there in person, it's about eight minutes, nine minutes,

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Speaker 2: And all the golfers are such tools. You can hear

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Speaker 2: them in the background. Great shot, Scottie, great shot. Oh

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Speaker 2: and he goes in the water. I'm like, you guys

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Speaker 3: And one of the clips they all go, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: oh it's fenw oh great, good shot, good shot. Oh

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Speaker 3: so it obviously rolled off somewhere, but all these experts

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Speaker 1: They yell and they screw. And what's amazing to me

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Speaker 1: but when they hit it three hundred yards and they're like,

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Speaker 1: know where it's landing? The people are the player, the player.

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Speaker 2: You'd think you can hit a ball three hundred yards

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Speaker 2: and see it. Yeah, dude, some people have better vision

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Speaker 2: they're terrible at finding their balls. Who else you You're good,

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Speaker 2: you can come close, But I can't see three not

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Speaker 2: far it went? He is, Oh man, it's up by

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Speaker 2: the green man. Depth perception is something Pits does not have.

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Speaker 2: And some people, when they're golf, they don't do the landmarks.

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Speaker 2: Justin doesn't pick a tree and say Okay, my ball's

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Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, you got to pick a fence post,

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Speaker 2: Justin gets completely lost, I'm like, you gotta be looking

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Speaker 1: I mean, I brought my clubs with me today thinking

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Speaker 2: It's been raining since seven am.

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Speaker 1: I I'm like, great, so I'm not gonna be playing

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Speaker 1: it's really annoying. But anyway, back to the golf pod.

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna sit down and watch

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Speaker 1: I said, no, no, no, I'm gonna watch Scheffler for a

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Speaker 1: little bit and then I'm gonna turn on Game seven

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Speaker 1: of the Nuggets in thunder at two thirty and she said, oh, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: we have kindergarten meet up for Baby Box two at three.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, Sunday, no less.

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Speaker 1: I said, what. She goes, yeah, it's Popsicles in the park.

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Speaker 1: They're doing a kindergarten meet up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pops is at home, not going the park.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, oh, I didn't. I thought we

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Speaker 1: So maybe you can make some friends at the beginning

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Speaker 1: of the summer and the kindergarten kids can get to

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Speaker 2: You can't do another run and ride. You've been at

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Speaker 2: MAUI seventy point two half iron Man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So then Baby Box two's like, yeah, Dad, Dad,

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, man, get your helmet. I

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Speaker 1: I'll watch Game seven when I get back. All right,

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Speaker 1: that's fine. I mean it'll be what second quarter by

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Speaker 1: So we put the helmets on and we strap them on,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we go. We ride all the way to school.

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Speaker 1: We get there, we're the second people there at the

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Speaker 1: kindergarten meet up, and you've been sweating all day.

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Speaker 2: Well, you gas bill every month like a dollar?

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Speaker 1: Ah? Yeah, about that. We don't fill up the vehicle

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Speaker 1: so we get there, were the second people there, and

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, are you feeling anything else? Are you

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Speaker 2: having any other emotions? He said, I'm a little nervous too. Dad,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, why are you nervous? He goes meeting

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Speaker 2: the new kids, like we're gonna all.

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Speaker 1: Not know each other. I said, yeah, that's okay, but

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Speaker 1: you can like play tag, you can play soccer, you

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Speaker 1: can do whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: I said, And he goes, well, I probably have to

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Speaker 2: I was in Costa Rica for a whole summer, drinking

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Speaker 2: Because it makes you think the only thing holding it

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Speaker 1: One bomb that. I'm gonna tell you what. My sister

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Speaker 2: offered money. I know they offered. They go, just admit,

434
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,119
Speaker 2: we just want to know who did it. Admit it,

435
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,960
Speaker 2: and we'll give you a free thing, or you get

436
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,800
Speaker 2: a free front of the line to go to dinner

437
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,320
Speaker 2: or something. Nobody would admit to it. Nobody would admit

438
00:19:56,320 --> 00:20:00,720
Speaker 2: to it. Days later, I have a twin brother, Oh,

439
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,520
Speaker 2: and Bro comes forward and he.

440
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,879
Speaker 1: Says, dude, that was me.

441
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:12,200
Speaker 2: Drop the bear shit, Dude, it was my own blood.

442
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,480
Speaker 2: Oh man, you should have recognized it. Man, I don't

443
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,240
Speaker 2: know if I looked at I think the teachers all did.

444
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,920
Speaker 2: They because they were grossed out about it. It was a

445
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,840
Speaker 2: major situation. You don't have a toilet and the Grand Titans,

446
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,399
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to start going in the snow, and

447
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,360
Speaker 2: so it's probably more serious than a movie theater where

448
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:30,480
Speaker 2: somebody just has the butter shirts. This one is it necessity?

449
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:34,159
Speaker 1: Yeah. We were in Atlanta from my cousin Victor's wedding.

450
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:38,119
Speaker 1: This had to be twenty years ago had to be

451
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,399
Speaker 1: twenty years ago, because why don't you ask him? Man,

452
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,760
Speaker 1: I would like that. I pray he's got a divorce

453
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:46,640
Speaker 1: since No, No, he's still married. And his oldest son

454
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,240
Speaker 1: is like twenty one now, so it's maybe over twenty

455
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:53,639
Speaker 1: one years ago. And his daughter, his second his second child,

456
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,399
Speaker 1: is graduating high school today.

457
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,600
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, full circle. Why not tell this story?

458
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so we were there for the wedding, and

459
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:05,159
Speaker 1: so we're over his apartment and we're doing some drinking.

460
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,600
Speaker 1: It's me, my brother, him and some of his buddies,

461
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:11,199
Speaker 1: my cousin, my cousin Kevin, who's his younger brother. And

462
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,080
Speaker 1: I was like, man, I gotta go. And so I

463
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,439
Speaker 1: go in the bathroom and I just wow. And I

464
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,120
Speaker 1: don't know how strong their you know, systems are there

465
00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:21,840
Speaker 1: in Atlanta, Georgia. I never do. I was just doing

466
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,960
Speaker 1: a normal you know, drop.

467
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:29,040
Speaker 2: Off and and I go to flush it. It was

468
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,840
Speaker 2: an everyday delivery. I didn't understand.

469
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:35,080
Speaker 1: And I it wasn't like it was like a three

470
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 1: day it was an overnight delivery. It was fine, and

471
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:43,159
Speaker 1: it was next day ray and it starts, water starts

472
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 1: coming up, and I'm like, oh, where's the plunger? Where's

473
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,520
Speaker 1: the plunger? Oh no?

474
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,520
Speaker 2: And I stick my head out and say, hey, Vic, Vic,

475
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 2: where's your plunger. He's about to get married and he goes, plunger.

476
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,919
Speaker 2: Why would I ever need a plunger? I don't want

477
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 2: a plunger. I'm like, you're a twenty four year old

478
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 2: dude and you don't have a plunger. What about when

479
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,200
Speaker 2: you have the protein schlitz.

480
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,800
Speaker 1: He said, no, no plunger man. I said, oh, well,

481
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 1: we got a problem then, And he's probably about ten

482
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,719
Speaker 1: deep at this point. He's like at his own wedding.

483
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,159
Speaker 1: This is before the day before or a couple of

484
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 1: days before the wedding, and he's like, don't worry, man,

485
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,680
Speaker 1: I'll get it. And he comes in with the shirt

486
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,400
Speaker 1: over his mouth and his nose and what's he got

487
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 1: in his hand a knife, empty beer bottle. He thinks

488
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:35,400
Speaker 1: he's gonna jab it down the drain. It's a thought beer.

489
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,679
Speaker 2: The rubber is typically what makes the plunger better than

490
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 2: a beer bottle. So he's trying the ability to suction

491
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,879
Speaker 2: so he wouldn't worry about suck. He was trying to

492
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:52,639
Speaker 2: jam jam jam it down the that's what happens when

493
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,359
Speaker 2: you're ten deep.

494
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. Did it work? It did not work.

495
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,480
Speaker 1: He had to knock on the neighbor's door and ask

496
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 1: for a plunger. Hey, somebody didn't finished the end of

497
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:02,160
Speaker 1: their beer.

498
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 2: It looks a little chunky.

499
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 1: No, don't drink now. Oh my gosh. So yeah, man,

500
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 1: enough toilet stories. We should probably start the show. We'll

501
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 1: probably start the short show. All right, this is what

502
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 1: people want to hear on a Monday. Man. We are

503
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 1: gonna do it live.

504
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 2: We oh the one shoot three sore losers.

505
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,120
Speaker 1: I was really thrown off because the music wasn't there.

506
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

507
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 1: about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my

508
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 1: sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

509
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 2: It says that I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.

510
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,880
Speaker 2: I live on the North side of Nashville with Baser,

511
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,879
Speaker 2: my wife. She's a country girl. We used to live

512
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 2: downtown West Side and we move country and it's great.

513
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 2: Two point two acres, two point two kids at Vanderbilt Clinic.

514
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 2: Justin checks on him every single day, and I'll di

515
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 2: have a heart attack when I'm seventy two and a

516
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 2: half over to you, man, oh.

517
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 1: Man, I don't know. I don't know if you want

518
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 1: to talk about the games, you want to talk about anything,

519
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: but I just want to say Callaway had to search

520
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 1: on Friday. Doctor said that it went as good as

521
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 1: it could go, and I guess Calloway is still in

522
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 1: a lot of pain. But there was like fifteen members

523
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,639
Speaker 1: of Sore Losers Nation that went into the ICU and

524
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: were hanging out in his room. And if I know

525
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 1: anything about the ICU, my sister is a ICU nurse.

526
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 1: You're only allowed to have like two visitors at a time,

527
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 1: I believe at least at most her ICU. And they

528
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 1: had about twelve fifteen deep in there, and they all

529
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 1: I said, how did you guys get in? And so

530
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 1: I just walked in. We didn't check in at the desk,

531
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 1: We just walked that's the nation. And they were in

532
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 1: there for I don't know how long, and then the

533
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,880
Speaker 1: nurse came in. I was like, what are you guys

534
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 1: doing and kicked her ass out, kicked him out.

535
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 2: So we've been kicked out of bars in hospitals.

536
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been kicked out of ICUs, but Caraway Callaway,

537
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 1: whatever his name is, supposed to be doing well in pain.

538
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 1: We got a long rehab ahead of us. But surgery

539
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: went well, and dude is up and he was talking

540
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,439
Speaker 1: at ESPN. He was talking sports. But he has not

541
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 1: given out any parlays, so we did not know if

542
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 1: the surgery worked. So he's alive. He's alive. Spoiler alert.

543
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 1: I got a question, did Scotti Scheffler use a Calloway

544
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:08,880
Speaker 1: Ball titleist?

545
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,879
Speaker 2: I looked it up online and it was all a

546
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 2: bunch of crappers that use Callaways. No, not on Calloway.

547
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 2: Our boy, our boys a good, solid gentleman. But it's

548
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 2: the crappy golfers that have Calaway. The only chance we

549
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 2: had Phil Michlson, and he was probably plus twenty.

550
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 1: I don't even know if he was there for the

551
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 1: weekend man, he was already back in Dubai for the

552
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 1: live tournament he got. He was terrible. Yeah, I see.

553
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 2: I had a lot of thoughts on sports this weekend,

554
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,400
Speaker 2: a little bit romantically, kind of lost my love for sports.

555
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 2: You start Friday night when you had Nicks and Celtics.

556
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 1: That was fun.

557
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 2: It has been the biggest blowout this side of the Mississippi.

558
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 2: The entire Eastern Seaboard has never seen a seventy point

559
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 2: blowout on a Friday night primetime game. That would have

560
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 2: never happened with Larry Bird and Magic Johnson and Michael Jordan.

561
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,439
Speaker 2: And that brings me to my point. These guys are

562
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 2: shooting up to three pointers. There's no more team basketball.

563
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 2: It's almost like a a quit equit mentality. These guys

564
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 2: get down twenty thirty, they quit. I've never seen basketball

565
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,719
Speaker 2: games this lopsided.

566
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: It's very boring. And maybe when we're kids they did

567
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 1: happen and we just don't remember them. But I thought

568
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 1: all those games in the Eastern Conference finals, the you

569
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 1: know whatever, they would come down to the wire. Michael Jordan,

570
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: John Starks, Isaiah Thomas, Michael Jordan, I mean those came

571
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 1: down to the wire. I felt like when I was

572
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 1: a kid. Now schmidtyies, yeah, oh, what's his name?

573
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:35,439
Speaker 2: Reggie Miller, Miller, Rick Smith's all of them and now

574
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,679
Speaker 2: Charlie Ward. Now it's like one game's close and the

575
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 2: rest of them are fifteen to twenty point blowouts, and

576
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 2: it's like, this is exciting. See and uh did it

577
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 2: in my parlay? It did it did, And we're fine

578
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 2: with that.

579
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 1: We move on.

580
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:53,119
Speaker 2: We we have the Celts. Yeah, and so we've we've

581
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 2: moved past that. After two twelve packs of beer, we're

582
00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:00,439
Speaker 2: finally over it. But the real thing is I couldn't

583
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 2: even watch the game. I mean, it was of two

584
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 2: or four point game, Porzingis drained at three, then Porzingis

585
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 2: got a big block or rebound one of the two,

586
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 2: and then after that it was ten twenty, they're down thirty.

587
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 2: I didn't even I didn't watch any of the second half.

588
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 1: It was just over.

589
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 2: I mean, just to not have that desire to even

590
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 2: watch a sporting event sad. But it didn't end because

591
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 2: guess what, there were more undesirable games to watch that

592
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 2: the weekend was gonna present us with. We then go

593
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 2: on to Sunday the Nuggets and OKC, another lopsided game

594
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 2: from the third quarter on that wasn't even close.

595
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,159
Speaker 1: It wasn't an even close.

596
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 2: And I hate Doris Burke and I hate Mike Breen,

597
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm done. I can't hear Mike Breen

598
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 2: one more time say that's gay yea. I had it

599
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 2: at my house perfect, but it was like.

600
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: That's gi off the wall.

601
00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 2: Shut up, Breen, give me some announcers, Doris burt chiming in.

602
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 1: I was done with it, bringing back Jeff Van Gunny.

603
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: Give me Mark Jackson.

604
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,360
Speaker 2: That game sucked.

605
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: And then the PGA.

606
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,719
Speaker 2: You said, Scott he was a favorite on Like Friday.

607
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 2: He's ahead by so much it is unwatchable. What has

608
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 2: sports done to us? I lost my love for sports.

609
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 2: I don't want to watch this crap. I'll watch a

610
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 2: rerun of a girl's TV show on Bravo that is

611
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 2: just horrible. Where's the competition back in the day, Hogan, Uh,

612
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 2: Tiger Woods?

613
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: I remember when they square it off, Dude, Hogan and

614
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: Woods that Masters That was incredible. Fred Funk, Fred Couple's

615
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: bj singh Dude, all those guys, they wouldn't get beat

616
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: by five. You beat them by five, you're beating their

617
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: family by five. The fact that Scheffler was ahead by seven, eight,

618
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: ten wins by five doesn't give a crap. Nobody even

619
00:28:58,960 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 1: close to him.

620
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 2: Sports was a blowout.

621
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: Where's the competition?

622
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 2: And I'll hang up and listen.

623
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 1: Dude, Celtics got blowed out. The freaking Nuggets got blowed out.

624
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 2: I mean they had a guy that wasn't even playing

625
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,719
Speaker 2: with a left foot. They went March Gordon out there.

626
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 2: They said, you're all we got man. You at twenty percent.

627
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 2: He started.

628
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.

629
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 2: The guy at half a hamstring in a quarter of

630
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,239
Speaker 2: an achilles and they said he's good to play. He's

631
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 2: seen our bench. We're not putting Russ Westbrook in for

632
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 2: four quarters. That game was horrible. The thunder up fifty four.

633
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 2: They pull the starters start of the fourth. What is

634
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 2: this guy's You can watch a better game at your

635
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 2: local park. Go watch a couple kids play one v

636
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 2: one that's better than this crap that's been on TV.

637
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 2: You can come watch the Brooklyn Nets, dude. I mean

638
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 2: I talked to one of the dads this weekend. He's like,

639
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 2: you coaching against next season, We're ready to play again.

640
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 2: That's the kind of competition you need. Those games are

641
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 2: like four to nothing, four to two. You don't need

642
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 2: this one hundred and twenty to fifty. And I mean,

643
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 2: I I hate to really break down the game, but

644
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 2: it really is the three point shot. How they don't

645
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 2: box out. I'm telling you they don't that. So many

646
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 2: times a guy will miss a three pointer, it'll come

647
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 2: right back to him and he's already hot dog and

648
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 2: he's got his hand out. You got the new thing

649
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 2: where they just raised the hand in the air. That

650
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,239
Speaker 2: means like it was a good shot. Then there's this

651
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 2: one they do this little this is a new thing.

652
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, it's like the West Side thing. Guys,

653
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 2: you're not doing the hand gestures until it goes in

654
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 2: the net. It's something to do with that. They're not

655
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 2: playing the fundamentals of the game.

656
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 1: That's just that's that's heartbreaking to hear man.

657
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 2: But what happened with Boston to Boston say that we

658
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,239
Speaker 2: did poor zingis the ghost to poor zingis that's now

659
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 2: playing for the Boston Celtics. He's horrible. He had made

660
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 2: a miracle three, that's all he did, Pritchard, and it

661
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 2: was just like they really were trying to do what

662
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 2: they did the game before when Boston won by twenty.

663
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 2: They're trying to do the exact same thing on Friday night.

664
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 2: But guess what, the same shots that dropped on Wednesday

665
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 2: don't drop on Friday. Josh Hart isn't gonna make five threes.

666
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 2: He probably didn't even score that game. And then your

667
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 2: boy White and Pritchard. They try to launch these threes, guys,

668
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 2: that's the game. When he bounce passes, give it to

669
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 2: our boy brown back door cut stuff like that. White

670
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 2: thought he was gonna be just as hot as he

671
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 2: was the other game, and he was ice cold. He

672
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 2: wasn't even close to the rim. Guys, you can't take

673
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 2: the same shots. Why do you think we never do

674
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,479
Speaker 2: the same podcast? You've got to EBB flow, dick and

675
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 2: dive boom and zog zag zing and zang.

676
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: It was weird, man.

677
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 2: I hate to fall out of love with something, but

678
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 2: sports Man, it bit me pretty bad this week. And

679
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 2: it really wasn't even enjoyable here at the bar on

680
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 2: a Saturday. And sure the golf was on, but nobody's

681
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 2: watching it. Nobody gives a rip. It's not competitive.

682
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: That's unfortunate.

683
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 2: It was actually close on Saturday.

684
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: But I did watch a little bit on Saturday. I

685
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: was sitting there watching it, and at one point I

686
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: did take a nap on the couch. I was sitting

687
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 1: straight up and I leaned my head back and fell

688
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: asleep for about twenty minutes. And I did watch it

689
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: with no sound on. I wanted a moment of silence

690
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: because it had been a long week with the kids

691
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 1: as a single dad, and then it was just finally

692
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: I had.

693
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 2: Silence, so I watched the golf in silence. Yeah, the

694
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 2: thunder Game. I should have watched it in silence. I

695
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 2: couldn't stand one more.

696
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: SGA off the back board. I'm trying to figure out

697
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: how he did it.

698
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 2: He was like he would talk so he would announce it,

699
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 2: but then if the guy shot the ball as he

700
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 2: was announcing, he would inflect his voice and it was

701
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 2: so annoying. Breen's probably a great guy. Cannot stand him.

702
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 2: In Doris Burkes, it was like, SGA down the line.

703
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,479
Speaker 1: Off the ball and there they go.

704
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 2: Shut the hell up, just announce the game. It's too

705
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 2: much of these dramatics SGA.

706
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: Of the Wow.

707
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 2: Stop dude, it was bad, man, it was bad.

708
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: I'm glad I didn't had to watch it, man, And

709
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: you got.

710
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 2: Nance over there for the PGA Championship. Was it nance, dude?

711
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't know. I watched it on silence

712
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: on Saturday, and I saw zero strokes on Sunday, literally

713
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: zero stroke.

714
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,239
Speaker 2: You're not realizing it was tied at one point, but

715
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 2: then just to blowout Rom like quadruple bogie, like what

716
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 2: we do at the local muni at Country Hills.

717
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 1: Rom was horrible. He didn't water hit it out of bounds.

718
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,239
Speaker 1: What do we do?

719
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 2: He was hitting it water. They go, well, he's gonna

720
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 2: be a little aggressive on this. He hits it right

721
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 2: at the stick and the pul cooks into the water,

722
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 2: going like twenty miles an hour. It wasn't even close.

723
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 2: We're like, okay, Rom, so you're going all or nothing

724
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 2: on that one shot, Like his plan was just holding one, Like, Rom,

725
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 2: that's what your plan was?

726
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: Really it was on that So it was over.

727
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 2: Because it was ten and seven and I had no

728
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 2: money on it, just watching it for the love of

729
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 2: the game. And then it's like ten and six, twelve

730
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 2: and six wasn't even watchable. I mean, I'm watching commercials

731
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 2: so I didn't have to deal with Mike Breen, Doris

732
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 2: Burk's or the PGA.

733
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: Dude. What I saw is that some guy, Harris English

734
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: started the day in like thirty seventh place and he

735
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: ended in second. How is that? Did he really supposedly?

736
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 2: Because yeah, I know it was Rom, but then he

737
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 2: dropped and then Chambeau. I wanted him to be up there,

738
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 2: but he was just missing those birdie puts.

739
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: He did good.

740
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,360
Speaker 2: He made a couple in a row, made it interesting.

741
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 2: But then just you know who, I need to check

742
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 2: in with my boy at the local Muni. I'm gonna

743
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 2: go find him and see if he can tell me

744
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 2: why d Schambeau lost. He'll break it down for you.

745
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: He'll break it down. You know we're gonna do We're

746
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:23,919
Speaker 1: gonna take a break. We'll be right back into this. Dude.

747
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: I got a very excited text on a Friday night.

748
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: Was it a nude?

749
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 2: No?

750
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: I was at the Spring Carnival kids school. You know,

751
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: they celebrate spring and they have jumpy houses and like

752
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 1: food trucks and you know, a bunch of games. The

753
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: kids run around, they have fun and they have just

754
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 1: excitement everywhere. They have glizzies, pork missiles. They did have

755
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 1: pork missiles, dude, they had big pork missiles.

756
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 2: A couple of those moms ordered them too.

757
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: There was some moms chowing down on them.

758
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 2: You know, because it's not the sexual thing about a

759
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 2: girl eating a hot dog. If a woman in public

760
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 2: can eat a hot dog, that's how confident she is.

761
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she's just a chill girl and she's

762
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: down for a hot dog dinner.

763
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:07,440
Speaker 2: You know who loves a Glizzie? Angelina a her and

764
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 2: Justin still Talk. We hung out all Saturday.

765
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,399
Speaker 1: You didn't tell me that you buried the lead. There

766
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: was no lead. We just bar hobbed it.

767
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 2: Nothing crazy. Ten bars and I needed to make a correction. Guys,

768
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 2: I told you about Mellow Mushroom on Broadway. Yeah, apparently

769
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,439
Speaker 2: you got to go to Broadway every two weeks because

770
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 2: bars are closing left and right. Now one's closed, it's

771
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 2: boarded up, and it now is just a bunch of plywood.

772
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So anybody that was gonna go after my

773
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 2: advice and go to Mellow Mushroom on Broadway, it's closed.

774
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,720
Speaker 1: That's sad, that's unfortunate.

775
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 2: You got to keep your head in your swivel down

776
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 2: there because things are opening closing.

777
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 1: What happened to that bar? What's that name? You walk

778
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: in the front door, they kick you out of the

779
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: back because they're boarding it up.

780
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 2: Mande, it was it was different. It's good. We went

781
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 2: to Odie's two. I was it's it's tough going back

782
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 2: into rebar, but I like what they've done.

783
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:56,399
Speaker 1: Looks good.

784
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I took a picture. I'll post it with our

785
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,240
Speaker 2: podcast today. But they got a big back lawn, fake grass,

786
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 2: you can play bags, easy access to a bar, and

787
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 2: the TV is massive. We're talking a one hundred by

788
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 2: one hundred TV. Oh yeah, and we just sat down.

789
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 2: We're watching golf. We were so comfy we didn't even

790
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 2: go bar hop. The girls they're fine, they're content. We're content.

791
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 2: We're betting if guys get it on the fairway or not.

792
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 2: Round of drinks that's fun. Justin was like three round

793
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 2: of drinks down and I was like, hey, man, I honestly,

794
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 2: is your car gonna keep swiping.

795
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 1: And so and so.

796
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 2: But that bar was great. I It's almost like you

797
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 2: can go it's there's so many different adventures, so you

798
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 2: go into it like it was rebar. You can hang

799
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 2: out out front, which is kind of like Rebar, or

800
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 2: you can go into the indoor area, which is all

801
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 2: walk through and there's music there more of a chill vibe.

802
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 2: Or you can go out on the back lawn, which

803
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,840
Speaker 2: probably in about a week is going to be ninety

804
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 2: degrees be hotter in the surface of the sun. And

805
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 2: they said they're going to get some misters nice.

806
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: We had the umbrella.

807
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 2: It's it's one of those choose your own, advance your bars.

808
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,439
Speaker 2: It's not like you're gonna get the same thing every time.

809
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 2: You could go to one part of it, think you're

810
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 2: at a different bar, but you're at the same one.

811
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: But a lot of pictures of Odie up there. I

812
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: don't even get the Odie thing. I know.

813
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 2: There was no pictures of old Dominion. I don't understand it.

814
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,439
Speaker 2: Some of their stuff was like throwback. Like the area

815
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 2: where the DJ's playing was an old school boombox, so

816
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 2: like it.

817
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 1: Sometimes they're try to go nineties. I don't they have

818
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,399
Speaker 1: they have they have a song about the nineties maybe

819
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: or nineties.

820
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,959
Speaker 2: Odieu but awesome, I will be back.

821
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: Good good to hear. So. I got that text on

822
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 1: Friday and I just see it. It's from Batter's Box

823
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 1: and all it says is party, and I'm like, what.

824
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 2: Well, you had to know it was something to do

825
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 2: with the forty.

826
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,399
Speaker 1: Nine No I know, I said, did he get hurt

827
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,439
Speaker 1: or what what do you mean?

828
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 2: Caffrey? Oh, you go, bet Caffrey.

829
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: He goes party signed, I said, oh, and he calls

830
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 1: me immediately.

831
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 2: What is he like?

832
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 1: Stoked about it.

833
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, he signed to mister irrelevant.

834
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: He's not mister irrelevant. He was, he was, but he's

835
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,720
Speaker 1: turned himself into very relevant. He's been to a super Bowl.

836
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,479
Speaker 1: What's the last Titans quarterback to go to the Super Bowl?

837
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 2: Steve McNair rest in peace.

838
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: I think it's Kerry Collins, but I don't know anyway.

839
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: Who was first? I don't know anyway. I get a

840
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: text and he calls me, and then he texts, you

841
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: can't answer. I was like, dude, Spring Carnival, what's up?

842
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: And he goes Brock Party, tells me the details and

843
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: he goes, I love it. I'm so pumped. We got Party.

844
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:35,720
Speaker 1: He's our dude. He got our guy. And after seeing

845
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: the contract, it's beautiful. The forty nine ers and Party

846
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 1: did an amazing job because he didn't break the bank.

847
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: He didn't try to reset the quarterback market. He didn't

848
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:51,919
Speaker 1: do what Dak Prescott did. He took less. He took

849
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: a good, solid amount that he doesn't have to work

850
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:57,280
Speaker 1: another day in his life. Like he is set forever.

851
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: His kids are set, they're set for life. He has

852
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: so much money, but he didn't strap the forty nine

853
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 1: ers where they can't sign other players. Dak became the

854
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 1: highest paid quarterback in the league fifty five sixty million dollars,

855
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: and now the Cowboys have Yeah. So what did Purdy

856
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: get per year? Like thirty five million a year? Yeah,

857
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 1: or maybe forty five I don't know, but a year.

858
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Derek millions?

859
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: Derek's making twelve million. Who's Derek Henry Henry? You're right, Yeah,

860
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,720
Speaker 1: he's making a good chunk of change too, which is crazy.

861
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: But I love what brock Perty did. He did a

862
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: great job.

863
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 3: Here.

864
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: Here's what Battersbuck said, five years to sixty five five million,

865
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: So forty five million a year for six years not bad.

866
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: It's really not bad when you compare it to other quarterbacks, Like,

867
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: I mean, hell, Kirk Cousins is the back company's making

868
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 1: that much money? Right?

869
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:55,959
Speaker 2: That was just a bad deal.

870
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: So I love what the forty nine ers did. Didn't

871
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: overspend met right in the middle. Perfect. The salary cap

872
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: is going to keep going up, so brock Party is

873
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: not going to be a huge dentt in your salary cap.

874
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: He's a solid, really good NFL quarterback that can win

875
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:11,760
Speaker 1: you a Super Bowl.

876
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 2: Did batters Box think he was gonna leave.

877
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 1: Well, he was worried that they weren't going to sign

878
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 1: him or they were going to spend way too much

879
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 1: money on him, pay him sixty million a year, and

880
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: they didn't do that. So he's really happy about the

881
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,399
Speaker 1: cap friendly that it is for the forty nine ers.

882
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 2: Batter's Box thought they were going to bring back Kaepernick, Like,

883
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 2: who is going to.

884
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,479
Speaker 1: Be the quarterback? Can we stop covering Kaepernick? I hate

885
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 1: it when there's a quarterback that gets hurt and at

886
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 1: least one side I'll always say. Kaepernick says he's still

887
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: interested in playing in the NFL, and I'm like, he

888
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,879
Speaker 1: has no damn interest in the NFL. He hadn't played

889
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 1: in the NFL in a decade. Can we stop acting

890
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: like he is an option to come back and play

891
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 1: quarterback in the NFL? He is not.

892
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not playing in the NFL. Well, let's be real.

893
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 2: Sports right now is so boring. I think we're going

894
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 2: to continue to do our research for fantasy football. We're

895
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,319
Speaker 2: gonna be the team that researches for four months leading

896
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 2: up to the season.

897
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,360
Speaker 1: I love it. Think you and Justin on that dedicated.

898
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 2: I mean, it's all we got Because sports ain't doing it.

899
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 2: He doesn't gamble anymore.

900
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: WHOA, what? Yeah, he gave it breaking news, breaking news.

901
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:22,360
Speaker 2: WHOA, I only have that sound effect in another studio.

902
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: Okay, never mind, I didn't. Yeah.

903
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 2: So he sent me and Baser a text and it

904
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 2: was a screenshot and it says, you've been locked out

905
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 2: of your account. You're not allowed to deposit, you're not

906
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 2: allowed to withdraw for two months. And he said, you

907
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 2: guys have motivated me. I hung up the betting slip today.

908
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 2: So he is now locked out of his account.

909
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 1: Takes a brave man to do that. Man, brave man.

910
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: That's what I said. I said.

911
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 2: I said, as we go out to these bars on

912
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 2: a Saturday, we will put our chastity belts on and

913
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 2: we will not bet. We are putting our betting chastity

914
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 2: belts on. I have all the other guys at a

915
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 2: bar gonna be talking about gambling and this and that.

916
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 2: What are we doing. We're gonna wear our chastity belts

917
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 2: because we are not giving into the sites today. But

918
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,439
Speaker 2: did we bet for some rounds of drinks? Friendly fun?

919
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 1: Yes, we did. Well, take a break, We'll be right

920
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: back then. Let's read an email. Here we go yo, gentlemen.

921
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: I want to start this by saying a happy birthday

922
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: to my big brother Gavin. He's turning thirty. And secondly,

923
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 1: I wanted to say, let's go Nicks and Yankees. Mets

924
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 1: play as well, so f the Mets and Soto can

925
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: kick Rocks suck a fat one. I wanted to keep

926
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,240
Speaker 1: it PG boys, I love the pod, keep me going,

927
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: Stay blessed. Marco from the Bronx, Hey Marco. Who's gonna

928
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: win next? Or Pacers?

929
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 2: That's an interesting question. I've watched both of them. What

930
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 2: I saw from the Pacers is a is a scorer.

931
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 2: This It reminds me that Jimmy Butler type Haliburton can score.

932
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 2: I know that Turner gets luckiest crab of the streetes

933
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 2: he's not very good. They got some other guy Shorter.

934
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 2: He reminds me of Derek White Prichard and he's gonna suck.

935
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 2: So I would say Nicks, I'm going all in on.

936
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 2: I would hit all in a gambling term, I Nicks,

937
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 2: Nicks win it. I don't know what the lines are,

938
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 2: I don't know what the series price is, but Nicks

939
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 2: it'll be Nicks Thunder Thunder win it.

940
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: All Okay, thunder A gonna win it all. I think

941
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 1: the Thunder. I would love Anthony Edwards to beat the

942
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 1: Thunder just because I like Anthony Edwards as a basketball player.

943
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 1: As a father, probably not the best guy to have

944
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 1: you have children with. Doesn't seem to like to want

945
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 1: to take care of them or do anything with them.

946
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: He just wants to pay you money and get out

947
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,800
Speaker 1: pay his women off for it.

948
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the.

949
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 1: Thunder are really good. The Thunder are freaking good. I

950
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 1: think they're winning the NBA title. Here we go, Dear coaches,

951
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: The difference between a good and bad team at the

952
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: high school level is the little things and stuff like

953
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: guarding the inbounder. We all always guard the inbounder and

954
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 1: we get three to four turnovers per game off of it,

955
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: and that lead to usually eight extra points per game.

956
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: So I really don't know why the NBA guys don't

957
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 1: do it. Maddox from Mississippi. Also, I dropped twenty in

958
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 1: a summer league game yesterday. Put some respect on my name, Maddox. Wow, dude,

959
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: he's our high schooler the balls. Oh okay, he's a

960
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: high school kid that emails in and he fills his

961
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:28,959
Speaker 1: in didn't know he was a basketball player.

962
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 2: You got to come to the conventions otherwise we just

963
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 2: view you as a ghost.

964
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: Man. I don't think he's allowed. He's not twenty one,

965
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: he's still in high school. He's dropping twenty in a

966
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 1: summer league game. And how is he doing summer league?

967
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: And it's not summer yet.

968
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 2: I'm sure summer baseball leagues have started.

969
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: I didn't know about. But basketball, Yeah, I don't know

970
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: anything else you want to talk about. Man, You said

971
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: you had a golf story from last week.

972
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 2: The golf story was that I played nine and I

973
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 2: finished nine holes in an hour. It took me, Angeline

974
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 2: and Justin five hours to play thirteen in Bazer. But yeah,

975
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 2: I played in nine. I played through like five different people.

976
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 2: But what I realized is is the shot still there yet? Is?

977
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 2: But what did I realize? Sometimes you can play too fast? Okay,

978
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 2: I was playing a little too fast. Okay, I'm gonna

979
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 2: be real, Guys, you can't play nine holes in an

980
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 2: hour because I was not taking my time on these shots.

981
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 2: And I learned it the hard way. A couple of

982
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 2: those shots you wish you could have back. But boy,

983
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 2: was there a hybrid shot for one hundred and fifty yards.

984
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 1: It felt amazing. Yeah?

985
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 2: Was there uh uh another hybrid shot for one hundred

986
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 2: and fifty yards that felt amazing? Yeah, yeah there was.

987
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 2: But then did I rush too much on a par

988
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 2: three one p fifty shooting a nine iron? Probably stick down,

989
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 2: stick up? And I caught it absolutely on the heel

990
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 2: and ended up being one hundred yards short because I

991
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 2: was rushed. There were four army guys that let me

992
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 2: play through. I have four of our nation's military standing

993
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 2: around me as I'm taking this shot.

994
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,839
Speaker 1: Did you tell them you shake everyone? I did, of

995
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,280
Speaker 1: course I did salute everyone, one of them absolutely. I said, gentlemen,

996
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 1: thank you for the troops. Man, this is for the troops.

997
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 1: And then I shot at about one hundred yards too short.

998
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: But you can go too fast. So golf there's a

999
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 1: happy medium. You don't go too slow. There's a just

1000
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: right amount.

1001
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 2: I didn't find it on that Friday, and I only

1002
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 2: played nine, and I learned if you're not feeling it

1003
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 2: that day, check out. I went told the lady, I said, hey,

1004
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 2: can I get a raincheck? You like, yeah, here's twelve

1005
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:22,919
Speaker 2: dollars back.

1006
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: That's legit. So it's sunshiny, and you still get a

1007
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:26,399
Speaker 1: rain check.

1008
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:27,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I want to go back and take a nap.

1009
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,879
Speaker 2: I was I was happy with where I was at,

1010
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 2: and the dudes in front of me were not let

1011
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:35,959
Speaker 2: me play through. And I'd already set the record playing

1012
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 2: through five people in nine holes.

1013
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: That was pretty good. That's pretty good. You don't want

1014
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: a pressure luck, dude, I was cooking. I mean, but

1015
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: let me tell you.

1016
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 2: You can go a little too far with the pedal

1017
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 2: in the metal when it comes to golf.

1018
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and when you know when you're not really feeling it,

1019
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: you just check out. I wasn't feeling it. Ud, we

1020
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 1: should go?

1021
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 2: Did you know you can do that?

1022
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 1: I didn't know.

1023
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 2: I told you. She goes, what what was the reason?

1024
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,439
Speaker 2: I was, like, wasn't feeling it? She goes, here's twelve

1025
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 2: dollars back?

1026
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 1: Legit? What's wrong? Shot five over on the front. That's

1027
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: not up to my standards.

1028
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 2: There's no telling what I was at.

1029
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 1: I just I had a three putt.

1030
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 2: Man.

1031
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: I'm just not not right in the right headspace. Man.

1032
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 2: I may have been at seventy eight through nine holes,

1033
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 2: but did I wait? I thought the swing did not work.

1034
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 2: It's there, I just had rushed myself too much.

1035
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah,