Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to another episode of Boy. Just send
Speaker 1: your host Kevin poll yess that Kevin was, Yes, I
Speaker 1: do think there are more variants coming. I just pray
Speaker 1: that eat to every one of them is a damn
Speaker 1: woods like that amcron. But I digress. Let's means shan't
Speaker 1: we in no particular order. Let's quickly check in with
Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado. First surf report, Captain A Red Holy smokes,
Speaker 1: it's been beautiful out there. I've been having a really
Speaker 1: good time. I had two friends that went to Costa
Speaker 1: Rica on a surf trip and they learned some new techniques.
Speaker 1: When they got back, they taught me those techniques and
Speaker 1: I'm now putting them, uh to work, and it's great
Speaker 1: surfing USA. Are you seeing Carla Kakowski out there? No,
Speaker 1: but she's really funny on the surf text thread that
Speaker 1: we have. Okay, yep, she's bringing the funny. Oh well,
Speaker 1: I don't know why you keep asking for more. Hey,
Speaker 1: there's Craig Couch cacao. Is there an item any particular
Speaker 1: store that taught you every time you walk past it?
Speaker 1: What are stores like? What? What do you have in
Speaker 1: mind when you ask this question? Well, sometimes there's usually
Speaker 1: an item or two at Costco. But I just didn't
Speaker 1: know if you frequent in Costco, so I opened it
Speaker 1: up to any particular store. But there's an item or
Speaker 1: two at Costcos. I walked past. It'll go, man, I
Speaker 1: really want to buy that. I really want to get that.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm not a good capitalist because the occasions
Speaker 1: when I go two stores, I know exactly what I
Speaker 1: mean to get, I get it, and I get out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's probably the average pair. Look over there, it's
Speaker 1: James Heeney, Jacko, Johnny Jim. Objectively speaking. What is the
Speaker 1: most delicious meal that you can cook? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I am a fantastic cook. Um. I think it's probably
Speaker 1: coconut curry, uh, with like mushrooms. And I typically when
Speaker 1: i'm cooking, will either cook vegetarian or vegan. Um, so
Speaker 1: my coconut curry is vegan. Thank you for that, and no,
Speaker 1: thank you, and now please welcome back. I'm gonna bring
Speaker 1: you some coconut curry. All right, you're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: Please please welcome back. Jackie gonzalaz thruth to Jacqueline because
Speaker 1: you hate it. What is something you started and it's
Speaker 1: still nags that you would have finished. This is bad. Okay,
Speaker 1: I like it when I accidentally get one. It's my
Speaker 1: Christmas movie. It is done, but I need to now
Speaker 1: like go and implement some notes. And I need to
Speaker 1: do that, and it's taking me too long. So I
Speaker 1: assume this is a Christmas movie you're watching and you
Speaker 1: have notes for the studios that I'm watching that and
Speaker 1: giving those a studio. Absolutely that I'm giving notes a studio.
Speaker 1: You've made a Christmas movie and you need to finish it. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I've written a Christmas movie and it is complete,
Speaker 1: it is written and it and um, I have received
Speaker 1: notes and I need to now implement those and that
Speaker 1: is the process that is taking me too long. It's
Speaker 1: taking me too long. It should have already been done,
Speaker 1: like because they're not they're not crazy notes. It's not
Speaker 1: like big shifts. It's they're easy to implement, and I
Speaker 1: need to just do it. You just never liked homework.
Speaker 1: You just never liked homework. Not great with homework. You
Speaker 1: got me yep, And when you were creating, it didn't
Speaker 1: feel like homework. But now you've got an assignment and yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's like little things it's like not even like
Speaker 1: a big thing where it's like it's fun to like
Speaker 1: figure out. It's like, oh, like this one sentence, get
Speaker 1: back into that groove harder, like okay, you know, get
Speaker 1: back into that groove where you just want people to
Speaker 1: see this movie and it's true I do. That's that's
Speaker 1: the excitement. That's excitement energy you need to tap back into,
Speaker 1: because that that'll get you to the finished line. Thank you,
Speaker 1: and that'll be nine dollars and last, but no more
Speaker 1: peanut Eminem's for you if you think at least it's
Speaker 1: Mark Gagliardi weirdly weirdly comfortable and George's can you tell
Speaker 1: us a secret about Disneyland please? Oh? Um, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: All of those I probably shouldn't because I worked there
Speaker 1: for so long. All those characters that you see walking
Speaker 1: around in the park, Um have humans inside costume. They're
Speaker 1: actually people, like human people inside the What you think
Speaker 1: is Mickey and um Saradagan from Basil of Baker Street,
Speaker 1: it's not actually them. It's it's actually And what about
Speaker 1: when they're height challenged? Um, does that mean there's a
Speaker 1: fourteen year old in there? No, there's there are there
Speaker 1: are adults of all sizes in all of the different costumes.
Speaker 1: I always pictured, you know, a sort of sweatshop labor.
Speaker 1: I think though the Jimminy cricket is an actual cricket. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he has a he has one of those like
Speaker 1: steering machines like the little robot in Men in Black.
Speaker 1: Did I like that a lot? Yeah? I also like
Speaker 1: it if it was played by the character Cricket from
Speaker 1: the show Always Sunny in Philadelphia. All right, let's do it.
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Speaker 1: day in the life of the guy who empties Porta potties. PS.
Speaker 1: I've got my husband hooked. He laughed so hard he
Speaker 1: cried the first time he listened. It was very satisfied. Thanks,
Speaker 1: your loyal listener. Becks occupied. Uh sorry, I got to
Speaker 1: clean I'm in You can't clean up on a time schedule, sir.
Speaker 1: If you look up, you will see a little paper
Speaker 1: with the missiles previous cleaners. I do see that on
Speaker 1: the clipboard. Uh huh, yeah, I do see that. It's uh,
Speaker 1: I don't need that much longer. It'll just take me
Speaker 1: a second. What are you doing? And listen, it's none
Speaker 1: of your business. What's happening in here? He just can't
Speaker 1: open the door right now. Please keep it down, Keep
Speaker 1: it down. I'm trying to make it. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: We're making love. No, we're having sandwiches. What we're having sandwiches?
Speaker 1: It's the only quiet place for lunch on this work site.
Speaker 1: Can that's disgusting? Minds a poll boy, if you must know.
Speaker 1: And he's got himself a reuben. It's lunchtime where though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're just having lunch. It's this. Look, it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: why we're in here. We just don't lunch. Shame us,
Speaker 1: don't lunch, shame us here, Lift me out, Lift me out?
Speaker 1: Is there a third in there? God? God, no, i's
Speaker 1: talking to us. There's a guy outside the door says
Speaker 1: he has to clean. Oh shit, right, I'll go back down.
Speaker 1: That's funny. What is the state of the room in there? What? Wisconsin?
Speaker 1: What kind of question is this? Yeah? What is it dirty?
Speaker 1: Is it needed? Oh? Full cleaning? Smell a it's a
Speaker 1: porta potty. It's pretty gross. You're wanting wanted you could
Speaker 1: come back later kind of thing. I want to hear
Speaker 1: what your friend was gonna say. Oh yeah, go ahead, Tommy.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's more nefarious than that, Jeff.
Speaker 1: I think it's more nefarious. I think he wanted us
Speaker 1: to use our pen on his clipboard and just put
Speaker 1: a check mark there that says he did come in
Speaker 1: and clean this. When he goes. Here's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: If y'all got a pen in there, see, this is
Speaker 1: what I was talking about. You can run my initials,
Speaker 1: my initials j D. Johnny Damage. We just made j D.
Speaker 1: We don't God now we know his name Damage, like
Speaker 1: the Johnny Damage like alright, alright, well, how the mighty
Speaker 1: have fallen? No? No, okay, now you can't get out? No, no,
Speaker 1: you y'all can't wait. Are you trying to open the door?
Speaker 1: Are you? Why are you Johnny Damage? Why are you
Speaker 1: blocking the door? Listen? I didn't know. Anybody didn't know.
Speaker 1: It's gonna have fans in here. So I don't feel safe.
Speaker 1: I don't feel safe open the door. We were kidnapped
Speaker 1: by Johnny Damage. Alright, why don't I join you for
Speaker 1: one second? I dropped a shrimp. Goddamn it? All right, Hill,
Speaker 1: it's me Hey, okay, So Johnny Damage. You were what
Speaker 1: at one point, Tommy? What? Wow? Did you never read
Speaker 1: a sports illustrated or eat out of a Wheati's box?
Speaker 1: Neither continue you ever heard the word touchdown? Sure? I
Speaker 1: was a cheerleader. Barry, Barry, You've you've heard of Johnny Damage? Right,
Speaker 1: of course I've heard a Johnny Damage touchdown. All right, look, look,
Speaker 1: look this has been nice and all. I gotta I
Speaker 1: gotta move on to the next porta party. Um so
Speaker 1: why don't I just do a quick little little whipe down?
Speaker 1: Part of me, part of me, this is your captain speaking,
Speaker 1: and it's going to be about probably one hour and
Speaker 1: twenty seven minutes till touchdown. Until then, please enjoy the
Speaker 1: in flight entertainment. And I am definitely a man and
Speaker 1: not a female pilot. You here him here? Yeah? What
Speaker 1: was that touchdown? Yeah? No he he was really laying
Speaker 1: on the pedal with being a man not a woman.
Speaker 1: Was there a confusion? Gonnaet? Back to my crossword part
Speaker 1: of me? Wait a second? Are you? Did you ever
Speaker 1: play in a band of music? You know, the frontman
Speaker 1: for a group in the rounde? Nope, the ship does.
Speaker 1: You're not You're not Johnny Damage. I am Johnny Damage.
Speaker 1: Holy I never played music in my life. Oh no,
Speaker 1: your name's Johnny Damage. Though. All right, this is this
Speaker 1: this r bell touchdown? Fuck you did the commercials from
Speaker 1: Monday Night football? God damn it. I think Mike that
Speaker 1: there's been some misunderstanding. I am Johnny Damage, but I
Speaker 1: don't play American football? So what you want me to
Speaker 1: throw this this oblong thing for for this commercial? It
Speaker 1: looks like we got our Johnny Damage is mixed up. Yeah, look,
Speaker 1: it happens all that. It's like there's two Richard Sherman's,
Speaker 1: one that plays football in one that writes Disney songs.
Speaker 1: This is kind of like that, but uh, but way worse.
Speaker 1: Because we hired you know what, We hired you for
Speaker 1: the commercial, we might as well use you. Uh do
Speaker 1: you know how to throw an American football? I mean,
Speaker 1: I'll do my best. You know, this is kind of
Speaker 1: on me not asking any follow up questions because this
Speaker 1: has been a recurring thing in my life for thirty years,
Speaker 1: you know, and all so also we look like you
Speaker 1: do you do? You know what? In fact, we might
Speaker 1: use that if we just lock that pony tail up
Speaker 1: your head, people might think you were touchdown, Johnny Damage, Steve,
Speaker 1: we can take that out and post. Don't worry about
Speaker 1: that pony down. We don't even have to cut it
Speaker 1: off his head. That's called the magic of showbies. Look
Speaker 1: at that, Johnny Damage. We're gonna how's your how's your
Speaker 1: American accent? Can you sound like an American football player.
Speaker 1: We can also dub him Steve. We can dub him.
Speaker 1: It's good to have that option. But I would like
Speaker 1: can I get Can I at least give it a
Speaker 1: try as you Johnny Damage as musician Johnny Damage. I
Speaker 1: do have an air the mimicry. Al right, I really
Speaker 1: quick put these ping pong balls down and we can
Speaker 1: just map that while he does the actions will put
Speaker 1: the other Johnny Damage on top and post amazing what
Speaker 1: we can do now. But well, let's give him his shots.
Speaker 1: So we think it sounds like you don't name me
Speaker 1: at all. Look, look we hired you. Please keep your
Speaker 1: seatbelts buckled. We're going to hit a bit of turbulence.
Speaker 1: Should last fifteen minutes, and I've got used list. It's
Speaker 1: in a big old slaw. What what are you off there?
Speaker 1: You off the mic? Yeah? Yeah, I'm off the mic. Okay,
Speaker 1: why can't you just be of the female captain that
Speaker 1: you are? People aren't used to it. People are used
Speaker 1: to hearing a man. People are used to having a
Speaker 1: man pilot they're playing. They're just not used to it.
Speaker 1: Why don't I jump on as your copilot and vounce
Speaker 1: for you and say you're the head pilot. No, I
Speaker 1: don't like that at all. That makes me feel low.
Speaker 1: That makes me feel low. You're pretending to be someone
Speaker 1: something you're not. I'm harnessing a different power within me,
Speaker 1: is how I like to see it. You just ended
Speaker 1: that last situation by saying schalong, a big old schlong. Okay,
Speaker 1: see and listen, coming from a man we don't even.
Speaker 1: I don't say that really, I wouldn't want to call
Speaker 1: it anything else. I'm saying, I don't refer to it.
Speaker 1: You don't really what if you have an itch I've
Speaker 1: got an itchy, I mean on the mic, I've got
Speaker 1: an itchy. And then what are you gonna say? I
Speaker 1: don't tell it. I don't annown. I don't announce that
Speaker 1: it cock. That sounds well, that sounds fed up. That's
Speaker 1: what you see. That sounds sucked up. Okay you're yes,
Speaker 1: that sounds like, Oh no, I've got an itchy prick.
Speaker 1: That's too much. That's hard. Do you think they know
Speaker 1: their microphone s No? I clearly think. I don't think
Speaker 1: they do. That is just an itchy cock. I mean,
Speaker 1: I find it fascinating that we get that's embarrassing. It's
Speaker 1: embarrassing as boy is. Wait a second, how do I
Speaker 1: know that voice? Look behind us, look mind and tell
Speaker 1: me if it looks like a British person with a ponytail.
Speaker 1: I mean it does. It looks like a pretty shouldn't
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have weighed in. I shouldn't have weighed in.
Speaker 1: But I mean it's so distracting that that that Marx
Speaker 1: is still on and they're still talking. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: I had to pilot one O one. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's Johnny Damage, I say, I say, honey, I've got
Speaker 1: itchy we And how does your wife feel about that?
Speaker 1: We haven't slept together in years? We're getting a lot
Speaker 1: of information. This is so great. I'm Johnny Damage without
Speaker 1: the H, without the H. The other guy spells it
Speaker 1: with an H. But yeah, oh age And and why
Speaker 1: a second? White a second? It's you your motherfuckeren one
Speaker 1: two and the mho wrote Seen suggestions two versions trying
Speaker 1: to have sex? Thanks and take care? So do you? Um?
Speaker 1: Do you like your dessert? Did you want me to
Speaker 1: get the check? How do you wanna do this? I'm well,
Speaker 1: I guess we'll get the check, right, Okay, okay, I'll
Speaker 1: be right back with that. Thank you, sir. I just
Speaker 1: didn't know if you were done eating or wanted to
Speaker 1: as we had suggested. Maybe go back to your place.
Speaker 1: I don't know. My mom has been hounded me about
Speaker 1: moving out since. But it's late enough. Maybe she's in bed.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can come back. Okay, right, Hey Steve, did
Speaker 1: you bring the check over to the table too? Uh?
Speaker 1: They they just asked for it having No. I was
Speaker 1: coming over here because I know I heard playing Are
Speaker 1: you playing? I heard about tonight? I heard tonight is
Speaker 1: gonna be the looking night for you. Oh come on,
Speaker 1: come on, what do you mean you heard everyone's talking
Speaker 1: about it. All the cooks are saying he's gonna lose
Speaker 1: his virginity tonight. You stop that. When you stop that,
Speaker 1: they are, I mean, all I want to say is
Speaker 1: give me one second. All I want to say is,
Speaker 1: if you need any point, move the ace. No, you
Speaker 1: cut you you just put the ace down. It's there, Okay, great? Nice?
Speaker 1: That was nice. You give me a pointer if you winter,
Speaker 1: you let me know I'm not looking for I'm not
Speaker 1: losing my virginity tonight. I will never lose my virginity,
Speaker 1: swore up. I would never lose my virginity, bad things
Speaker 1: will happen. You don't know the hell mouth that will
Speaker 1: open up if I lose my virginity. You don't know
Speaker 1: the hell mouth that will open up when you start
Speaker 1: to Is that a euphemism? Is hell mouth? The euphemism
Speaker 1: doesn't sound pleasant. Want your partners to do a hell
Speaker 1: mouth on you? You can? I please print this check.
Speaker 1: I think these two are gonna go fuck as soon
Speaker 1: as I okay, well, they're probably not virgins. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Should I ask? Yes, Okay, give me the check. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's your check, and thank you, thank you. Let me
Speaker 1: get this. Oh no, okay, okay, can I get this?
Speaker 1: Do you do you take travelers checks? I mean we
Speaker 1: used to. I don't. I don't know if we do anymore.
Speaker 1: Could you check because I would have travelers checks. I'd
Speaker 1: love to you. Sure, I'll go check. Thank you. He's
Speaker 1: kind of handsome, Yeah, I think so. I wonder maybe
Speaker 1: he'll come back with us tonight. Really, you're okay, it's
Speaker 1: got to be in bed by now. It's like, okay
Speaker 1: by the time we get there, and I gotta tell you,
Speaker 1: you're you're so uh cock freezing with this mention of
Speaker 1: your mom every nine mint words? Does it bother you
Speaker 1: that I still live with her? Only when you talk
Speaker 1: about it incessantly? Okay, okay, I'll stop. Yeah, hey, sorry,
Speaker 1: I had to go to after the managers this upstairs.
Speaker 1: We actually don't take travelers checks anymore, not since um
Speaker 1: not since the new location opened our system. I don't
Speaker 1: That's all I had was trapper jacks. I'm sorry. It's
Speaker 1: so insisted on getting the check and then I'm not
Speaker 1: allowed to. That's weird. Do you guys take venemole? Let
Speaker 1: me go ask? Could you check? Hey? Baby? You awake? What? Oh? Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just don't know if you're awake or
Speaker 1: I just got back from the restaurant. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you scared me. I'm so sorry. You really scared me.
Speaker 1: I was in the middle of something. Tips tonight, huh what? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Made some good? Why are you so sweaty? Tips tonight? Nothing?
Speaker 1: I don't know what tips? And that? What? That was
Speaker 1: so such a weird way to say that it's hot.
Speaker 1: I was sweating in Were you having a sex dream? Heidi?
Speaker 1: Was it with me? You say they're Oh, they're usually
Speaker 1: with me? Yes? And this one wasn't with another man. Okay,
Speaker 1: it I don't know if I want to count it
Speaker 1: as a sex dream, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: it felt, It felt a certain way, but the action
Speaker 1: wasn't the same. But the feeling was the same, but
Speaker 1: the action was very different. Your arms all fell back asleep.
Speaker 1: Come deeper into the forest. Ah Um, huh, Okay, go
Speaker 1: to sleep. I'll talk in the morning. Yeah. Go hold
Speaker 1: on to my antlers and ride me. Heidi, I've got
Speaker 1: to go. I thought I would lose you. This is
Speaker 1: so great. No, no, You'll always have me. Let me
Speaker 1: gallop throughout the forest stagnan, Yes, I am stag Linian.
Speaker 1: This is the best. Can I just say you taking
Speaker 1: me through the forest and then and then huffing in
Speaker 1: the waters at the river. Okay, hold on, jad can
Speaker 1: you stop the projector place? I thought this was a
Speaker 1: Christmas movie? What the funk am I watching? She's writing Reindeer,
Speaker 1: it's not Christmas season quite yet. In the movie. Later on,
Speaker 1: it's like it's like it's like you said this was
Speaker 1: a comedy. You said it was very funny, very funny
Speaker 1: Christmas movie. And now it's done done. Is this still
Speaker 1: part of your dream? Yeah, that's weird. It's actually it's
Speaker 1: really weird. It's really weird because now before I was
Speaker 1: in a fantasy land and now I'm in a reality nightmare.
Speaker 1: But you're conscious of the fact that you're dreaming, meaning
Speaker 1: you can control your dreams. I'm finally listen. It's a lucid.
Speaker 1: Lucid is the word I was looking for. I'm a
Speaker 1: I'm a magical stag. I don't I don't know every
Speaker 1: human word. What am I doing here? Baby? Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: this could be good. I know that I've spoken Jesus.
Speaker 1: The Stagnolion's got a huge long Yeah, well he's got
Speaker 1: a few. The other ones are hiding. Oh, it's a
Speaker 1: magical space in here, in the forest of my mind.
Speaker 1: And this is the These are the Hollywood executives who
Speaker 1: are making the movie. What's happening? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm on the verge of losing my dream job.
Speaker 1: Here it's gonna be a Christmas movie in just a second. Well,
Speaker 1: it's not your dream job, it's her dream job. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: it's the you're I've got your dream shop. Well I
Speaker 1: was just using dream Maybe it's not translating because I'm
Speaker 1: I'm a magical stag. I shouldn't make puns. Is there
Speaker 1: any way you can bring Josh from the restaurant in here? Oh? Whoa, guys,
Speaker 1: what is happening listening? I mean, this guy can't get
Speaker 1: over you, he can't get enough. Finally a love interest
Speaker 1: I can bank on. Yeah. Also, this is Stagnalian Stagnellion.
Speaker 1: This is Josh. Yeah. Hey, wow, stag stag Lanion. I'm
Speaker 1: bringing them all out now. Oh god, please don't. I've
Speaker 1: never oh god, I've never seen anyone naked but myself.
Speaker 1: Jo and I just squeeze in real quick. Timmy Stimpson,
Speaker 1: I'm with the Warner Brothers. Were watching a screening of
Speaker 1: this Christmas movie, and I just want to say, now
Speaker 1: that you're in it, I'm much more interested. I like
Speaker 1: what I'm seeing, so please please stick around. How about
Speaker 1: that you're seeing it with star power. Maybe you revert
Speaker 1: back to the original version, because I feel like the
Speaker 1: notes got a little out of hand and then it
Speaker 1: turned something other. Yeah, I gotta go. I gotta get
Speaker 1: back with those two guys from Table for ten, which rewrite.
Speaker 1: Did you have a problem was exactly? I had a
Speaker 1: problem with the one that turned it into more of
Speaker 1: a suspenseful a witch hunt with an element of core. Sure, sure,
Speaker 1: have you seen a lot of Christmas movies? Just forgive
Speaker 1: the question if it's two on the nose. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well you've never seen one with a suspense element or
Speaker 1: a soft core m We're trying to get ahead of it.
Speaker 1: What happened to all my penises? Hey? Hey, Josh, how
Speaker 1: was your how's your night last night? Um? Jack? Okay?
Speaker 1: It was. I mean, I think you know about part
Speaker 1: of it. I didn't know if that was like a
Speaker 1: really thing that was really happening. Yeah. Man, I finally
Speaker 1: I finally thought I was going to have a moment,
Speaker 1: you know, I thought it was finally going to lose
Speaker 1: my virginity to those two very nice people from that table,
Speaker 1: and I was whisked away to god knows what several
Speaker 1: layers of inception were happening at once. It felt like, say,
Speaker 1: table table for one please, Oh my god, Josh stacklinean, Yes,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, was that real? That was real? What
Speaker 1: are you? What are you doing in our world? That
Speaker 1: was real? What do you mean that our world just
Speaker 1: coming out to lunch? Maybe hide is still sleepy, Maybe
Speaker 1: we're still in the forest of her mind? Oh no,
Speaker 1: do you think we could be? How could we all? Wait?
Speaker 1: Are those two executives still here? Hey, here's it's Jimmy?
Speaker 1: Can I sorry? Can I get that side of brown
Speaker 1: rice I asked for? I don't know why I didn't
Speaker 1: even recognize them. Yeah, thank you. If we let's see
Speaker 1: if we can take travelers checks, that'll let us know
Speaker 1: what reality were? Oh yes, then then when no, it's
Speaker 1: not real? All right? Um? You don't happen to have
Speaker 1: travelers checks, do you? Uh? I don't typically. I mean
Speaker 1: I could probably write a traveler's check out traveler checks.
Speaker 1: It seems like a pretty real response. So the world,
Speaker 1: this can't be a dream. I don't. I don't know
Speaker 1: what what is? What can Hidie's mind create? Does she
Speaker 1: create things? In this world? What is? Oh? Um? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Did you want? Was that a tall Moca frappuccino? No whip?
Speaker 1: Did you fall asleep while you were taking my word? Sorry?
Speaker 1: I've been having tough sleeps and they're not restorative, and
Speaker 1: I'm really really I'm really apologized. Please don't. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: don't just drink coffee a coffee shop, right, yeah, because
Speaker 1: that's like, well, I want to do. I'm here every day.
Speaker 1: Um listen, you're going to get your frappuccino in the house,
Speaker 1: and I really think for your patients, and I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Do you have a phone order for Connie and Randy?
Speaker 1: Connie and Randy? Let me check where are the phone orders?
Speaker 1: Are they usually? Please don't don't go behind this counter, please,
Speaker 1: I feel like I will check. I know where they are.
Speaker 1: You don't need to know. Once you go, this becomes complete.
Speaker 1: Mayhe right? How do you wake up? Okay? Wait, I
Speaker 1: don't want to scare you. There's blood all over your hands. Literally,
Speaker 1: there's what I'm assuming is a human blood You've been
Speaker 1: going to can't look. I will pass out. If you
Speaker 1: pass out, You're gonna go back into another reality again.
Speaker 1: And I can't lose you. Okay, you need to tell
Speaker 1: me how deep? Okay, Well, I can't tell you that.
Speaker 1: Only stag Lennian can. Oh fuck, oh my oh seen
Speaker 1: three counts from listener Kevin, who wrote, Hello current guest host,
Speaker 1: Greetings from Savannah, Georgia, first time, long time. Thank you
Speaker 1: all so much for continuing to do this and bring
Speaker 1: joy to so many. Kevin, You'll be pleased to hear
Speaker 1: I do you suggest this show to everyone I meet
Speaker 1: and I send them straight to Vanessa's dog with thumbs.
Speaker 1: All right, anyways, scene suggestion. Southerners struggle to reset their
Speaker 1: Apple accounts so they can leave you a review. Oh
Speaker 1: and no cheating, James. Let's hear that sweet Southern accent.
Speaker 1: Thanks again, Kevin ergo do you hear? Did you hear
Speaker 1: the new thing on on the new Apple update? Not
Speaker 1: what they got in? You can fucking review real fucking people,
Speaker 1: real fucking people. I can review you as a person,
Speaker 1: and then somebody else that they're interested in hiring you
Speaker 1: or dating you or having you as a tenant. They
Speaker 1: can look you up and see what I said. Well
Speaker 1: I don't like that, Well, don't shoot the messenger. I'm
Speaker 1: just I mean, I'm not I'm not angry at you.
Speaker 1: It's just that sometimes you don't like my work. Play
Speaker 1: like I'm a different person at work that amma in
Speaker 1: friendly social situations. Oh you do say what category you
Speaker 1: are reviewing them for? So don't you know I could
Speaker 1: I could only review as a coworker. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you reviewed me. You've reviewed me. This is ridiculous. You
Speaker 1: gotta change this review. You haven't even read it. It
Speaker 1: could be good. Well, I've got like a three star rating.
Speaker 1: This is crazy. If you're the only person that's oh
Speaker 1: my god, there's a lot of reviews to me. I
Speaker 1: got this phone automatically updated if they have it to
Speaker 1: that setting, which most people do. Sorry, he's not the
Speaker 1: only one in the zoom. Can can other ask some questions?
Speaker 1: I need to reset my account or my head's gonna explode.
Speaker 1: And I purposely asked to be in this zoom because
Speaker 1: I heard you were the best at helping people with
Speaker 1: Apple problems. This is a bit of an Apple genius
Speaker 1: Zoom for those of you who are trying to learn
Speaker 1: how do you nap top for the first time. I'll
Speaker 1: read your review us and they are us. They didn't
Speaker 1: say you were the best. They said you were good.
Speaker 1: That's all I need. I need good? Hey, good game,
Speaker 1: don't need good game? Yeah, I'd have thought it was
Speaker 1: a good game if I hadn't been reading all these
Speaker 1: reviews of you that says he was cheating. Look at
Speaker 1: all these reviews of you, man, every one of these
Speaker 1: reviews flag football fraud, Flag football fraud. It's like they
Speaker 1: just all copied and pasted the same review accept it
Speaker 1: as a different number exclamation points and the spellings a
Speaker 1: little off sometimes. So that's how I know it ain't
Speaker 1: just copying and pasted that a lot of people actually
Speaker 1: thank it. How many years I've been playing with you? Huh?
Speaker 1: How many years I've been playing flag football with you?
Speaker 1: How many years of joy have I brought you? How
Speaker 1: many years of cheating if you brought to us? Look,
Speaker 1: it's like I don't even know I was having one
Speaker 1: for years. And you know what, Now I'm looking at
Speaker 1: all these reviews and I don't know which of friends
Speaker 1: to trust. Uh. I wrote a review about you last
Speaker 1: night before I was coming to the game. Let me,
Speaker 1: let me, let me bullshit. Let me look, it's under friendship,
Speaker 1: not occupation or other stuff. But we're co workers. Well
Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to tell you. Maybe you were
Speaker 1: let me open. Hang on a second, Hang on a second.
Speaker 1: You're telling me you want to be friends with me
Speaker 1: and more than co workers, and you gave me half
Speaker 1: a star. Keep reading m's half star because oh, room
Speaker 1: for improvement. I think you have potential to be your friends.
Speaker 1: So you gave me a half of star because I
Speaker 1: didn't say I want to be your friend yet, right,
Speaker 1: something think about mhm, open up at your name for Clint. Hey,
Speaker 1: Hey Clint, how's it going. Hey? Um, I got a
Speaker 1: notification that you you gave me three stars as a neighbor,
Speaker 1: and uh, I just wanted to say, um, well, you
Speaker 1: could say anything, Clint. I mean I felt you were
Speaker 1: a three star neighbor. But if you do or say
Speaker 1: something to change my mind, I could write a new review.
Speaker 1: I stand by what I wrote. Weirdly, like my gut
Speaker 1: response was like, man, I'd rather be a one star
Speaker 1: or a five star neighbor. You didn't want to be
Speaker 1: down the middle. Yeah, I get it. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, well three stars, I mean that it's not bad.
Speaker 1: Well great, I'll tell you the truth. It was just
Speaker 1: that tractor thing. You know, I needed it, you weren't
Speaker 1: using it. It just didn't make any sense. I don't
Speaker 1: load my tractor out now. Clearly I learned that the
Speaker 1: hard way. And uh, I've got hospital receipts that I'd
Speaker 1: like you to take a look at. But in the meantime,
Speaker 1: if you want to boost that rating, maybe open up
Speaker 1: your mind a little bit to people using your tractor
Speaker 1: and need Right, But then I must have offset that
Speaker 1: with you know that that Christmas party? That's true, that's
Speaker 1: how you got from two back up to three. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I think I went out of my way,
Speaker 1: did you not? Yeah? I mean every all the appetizers
Speaker 1: seem to come from your freezer, and uh, I know
Speaker 1: that elk you are serving at the carving table is
Speaker 1: at least from last winter. Okay, so what was this
Speaker 1: three star rating? Legit? Because it feels like you got
Speaker 1: but just mostly negative stuff. That were you rounding up? Well?
Speaker 1: I went from a two up to a five because
Speaker 1: uh I'm awful, awful uh uh happy to be also
Speaker 1: the next door neighbor of your wife. So and then
Speaker 1: that party, you know, it's sort of brought everything to
Speaker 1: a three. Okay, so you're lumping me in with my wife.
Speaker 1: You can also rate her separately, right, So this is
Speaker 1: just socially, this is just this is you know, I
Speaker 1: don't blame you, I blame Apple. You're breaking up with
Speaker 1: me here, yeah, breaking up with me? Yeah, I'm breaking
Speaker 1: up with you. It's all there. It's all there in
Speaker 1: the review. Well, guess what you can play that? Wait
Speaker 1: ship cast cast? Wait what do you I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing. Oh no, you go, okay,
Speaker 1: go down into your settings. Okay, yeah, and then it'll
Speaker 1: you can screw dark mode. I don't want that. No,
Speaker 1: turn it off dark then turn it off dark mode. Cat.
Speaker 1: But look, okay, now scroll down. You can see it's
Speaker 1: under fine. I don't want you you know what. I
Speaker 1: don't need your help. I don't need your help. I
Speaker 1: don't need your help anymore. Alright, my boyfriend, Then I
Speaker 1: don't need your help. Then I don't need your help.
Speaker 1: I can figure this out by myself. Alright, fine, fine,
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna grab my phone. Such a conniving snake
Speaker 1: in the grass as as you described me, I don't
Speaker 1: know why you would want to help a kind of
Speaker 1: and snake in the grass. Well, well, I look, I
Speaker 1: may have written all that in a in a moment
Speaker 1: of of anger. Yeah, but you know what. I stand
Speaker 1: by it. I stand by my review. And you, for
Speaker 1: a second I thought you were about to take it back,
Speaker 1: and then you doubled down. And here's what I want
Speaker 1: to know. This is what this is your This is
Speaker 1: your real work doing this review with people. This is
Speaker 1: your real work. This is what you do over You
Speaker 1: don't work. You never listen to me. You know what
Speaker 1: rot it in your review? Then cast I'm trying fine,
Speaker 1: got there so user friendly, and I find I'm finding
Speaker 1: this very difficult to do. I guess I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: just don't. I don't have an Android phone, so I
Speaker 1: can't get read it. I don't have an account. But
Speaker 1: all my resume he says that I've got great work
Speaker 1: history if you just consider the things on paper, right,
Speaker 1: But you did come out with the fact that you
Speaker 1: have an Android phone. Well that's just why I don't
Speaker 1: have any you know, Apple readings. Oh you you don't
Speaker 1: have a whole lot of things that the rest of
Speaker 1: the world does. Apple Readings is just the tip of
Speaker 1: the iceberg. If I could, like, um, let me think
Speaker 1: it's some other stuff you don't have of Do you
Speaker 1: have iTunes? No, I don't, But I just you know,
Speaker 1: I just used other programs. And if you look at
Speaker 1: the work that I did when I worked the zoo,
Speaker 1: I was able to maintain everything in the properties there
Speaker 1: and hold up, hold up, you worked at the zoo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I worked at the local zoo. I was a keeper
Speaker 1: of animals and may just look up see if there's
Speaker 1: a review on you working at the Well, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna find that. I'm not. I don't have an Apple device. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but somebody who didn't like or did like your work
Speaker 1: could have written, oh, yeah, here you are, here you are.
Speaker 1: Look at this four stars. That's that's better than I
Speaker 1: thought i'd get out of ten. Oh wait a second,
Speaker 1: I thought it was out of five. What's the here's
Speaker 1: a sixth star review. Look at that. Well, that's better,
Speaker 1: but it just says better than average. Huh that is
Speaker 1: better than average? Well that's what the review said. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't see why we would uh be in that
Speaker 1: much trouble if you were a new employee here, for example,
Speaker 1: have you hushed? That sounds great? Have you worked the
Speaker 1: counter at a burger place before? I'm sure it's just
Speaker 1: the same as working at any one of the cages
Speaker 1: in a zoo. Yeah, but this one serves some very
Speaker 1: special burgers, you know, like there's Kangaroo Burgers, there's Kuala
Speaker 1: Bear Burger. Why are you throwing my meal at me?
Speaker 1: Just handed handed to me from across the counter. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I just thought that's how you wanted. Well, those are
Speaker 1: your fries? Are you not order number? And here's your
Speaker 1: coke on? I mean, is this because I'm not from
Speaker 1: the South. No, I I didn't even know, honestly, I
Speaker 1: was just I guess the accident. The accident doesn't doesn't
Speaker 1: show that I'm not from the South. I don't hear
Speaker 1: accidents that that quickly. I'm gathering it now. Or are
Speaker 1: you from Minnesota? Yes, yes, very good, I'm from Minute.
Speaker 1: I'm not from Minnesota. I currently live in Minnesota. I
Speaker 1: get made fun of all the time there too. I
Speaker 1: just have a stay entered neutral American accent. Oh all right, um,
Speaker 1: well I'm really sorry. If you could just please now
Speaker 1: do you how do you like it? That's the like
Speaker 1: it at all? Two stars? No? No, no, police, don't
Speaker 1: please don't. How how could I find you an Apple?
Speaker 1: How could I find you an Apple? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Only a couple of people have been able to do it. Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't have an Apple account. That's maybe just I
Speaker 1: don't have an Apple phone. I think it's just maybe
Speaker 1: generic person at chop that is what I fall under.
Speaker 1: Generic person. Okay, maybe it's default here you are two stars?
Speaker 1: Oh please please don't do that. I'm gonna get fired. Well,
Speaker 1: it's not my problem. You through fries in a burger
Speaker 1: at me. I just do it like I'm told d D. Yeah.
Speaker 1: In here, what I was, you know, looking at something
Speaker 1: to a microscope. Wow, you're really bringing your hobbies to
Speaker 1: the workplace. Your job here is to do one thing
Speaker 1: and one thing only, and that is to clean the
Speaker 1: porter potties. Okay, yeah, don't be bringing in your science.
Speaker 1: I don't need that here. I was thinking, I was,
Speaker 1: all right, you're right. I don't pay you to think
Speaker 1: you're I pay you to clean clean boop. Excuse me.
Speaker 1: I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding. I've never
Speaker 1: cleaned a Porter party in my life, but I'm talking
Speaker 1: to you too, me yep, So there's no misunderstanding here.
Speaker 1: I don't make misunderstandings. Now. You've never done it, but
Speaker 1: you've done a piss poor job, and that's saying something
Speaker 1: about Porter potties, now you, sir, ponytail Yeah, joining grave
Speaker 1: reviews on the app products really incredible. Everyone says that
Speaker 1: they loved your work back in the day and that
Speaker 1: they still love it. Now. Wait a second, I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to be in London right now. How am I at
Speaker 1: a porta party corporate office? Somewhere in the deep Americans.
Speaker 1: How many dicks do you have? My I've I've got seven? Honey,
Speaker 1: wake up, honey? Like job that was terrified? Are you okay?
Speaker 1: I've never seen you thrashed like that? Oh god, that
Speaker 1: was crazy town, pulled pulled out my sweats, about my sweats?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh? How many do I have? How many dicks
Speaker 1: do I have? I mean it looks like several, but
Speaker 1: it's just awfully big one. Oh thank god? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Thank god? What is that? Even?
Speaker 1: You thought there was more than one dick down here? What? Look,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just a little okay your you
Speaker 1: had multiple dicks in your dream? And was I in
Speaker 1: fact involved in the dream? Yeah? Yeah, I beybe. You
Speaker 1: were in the dream? Right? What was I doing? Um? Huh?
Speaker 1: Why would you say? Um no, No, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: because it was a weird dream, you know, just trying
Speaker 1: to ye to place it. Um, anyway, I'm giving you
Speaker 1: a girlfriend writing right now. Fine, I'm packing a bag
Speaker 1: five stars? Was I packing a bag in the dream?
Speaker 1: Because That's what I'm about to do? Okay, I'll say
Speaker 1: where you're going? Um, you gave me how much wake up,
Speaker 1: wake up, wake up. This is real, isn't it? This
Speaker 1: is real? Wake up? Oh no, oh no, look I know.
Speaker 1: I know. When you when we started dating, you thought
Speaker 1: I was the football player, all right, and we we
Speaker 1: were a couple for two years before that misunderstanding got
Speaker 1: cleared up and I thought we worked through it. We did,
Speaker 1: We did work through it, right. You moved to London
Speaker 1: mm hmm, yeah, boy did I you know? And then
Speaker 1: the wedding, which was the wedding mostly Oh god, we
Speaker 1: got married. That was real, wasn't it. Yeah? That was real? Yeah, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: it was too real. Your your family? Oh god, is
Speaker 1: this how shallow? You are? A marshally? You're gonna You're
Speaker 1: gonna leave me because I you weren't in my sex dream. No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave you because you've taken all of my
Speaker 1: money and squandered it. You you have started writing an
Speaker 1: email change I spend money to make money. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: go over your investments, how we Yeah, thank you for
Speaker 1: meeting gathering here at this late hour. There's been a hack,
Speaker 1: an internal hack at Apple Incorporated, where we all are,
Speaker 1: where we all were. Well, it is possible, and the
Speaker 1: worst of it is all of the personal ratings have
Speaker 1: been wiped. Oh thank god, good for some of you,
Speaker 1: bad for the others. Is there nothing that can be
Speaker 1: done about there? Um, not that I know of. I
Speaker 1: think we're just gonna have to start the fresh slate.
Speaker 1: Everyone's gonna have to give reviews over again based on
Speaker 1: the experiences they're having with the people on ours. I mean,
Speaker 1: I got a cousin that does some hack and too,
Speaker 1: and maybe he can reverse this situation. I don't know
Speaker 1: that we just throw in the towel. Well we're not.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're we're we're we were reusing the towel.
Speaker 1: We're washing the towel. I'm gonna get rid of the Yeah,
Speaker 1: cyber attack is serious. Is stuff. I get it. I
Speaker 1: get it. And you must have spent a lot of
Speaker 1: time working on this before you brought us in for
Speaker 1: this big announcement. So I certainly don't mean to usurp
Speaker 1: your authoritative position. I just think I got to offer
Speaker 1: up some kind of suggestion here my brain's break. Well, yes,
Speaker 1: did you have a question, Yeah, I gotta watch I
Speaker 1: got a question. Oh sorry, who We both had our
Speaker 1: hand up and we're sitting right next to each other,
Speaker 1: So I didn't know. It's hard from a stage, it's
Speaker 1: hard to tell who you're pointing at. I actually don't
Speaker 1: have a question. It was just waving. Oh oh, I
Speaker 1: did I have a question? But I was also kind
Speaker 1: of waving, but my hand wasn't moving while I was waving.
Speaker 1: So that's what anyway? Uh, what if we feel different
Speaker 1: about a person than we did when we wrote the review,
Speaker 1: do we gotta write the same review we wrote before?
Speaker 1: We got to write a review based on how we
Speaker 1: feel about that person. Now we're thinking based on a person.
Speaker 1: How you feeling now? Two point Oh? Okay, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna wave hi. You see. Apple sees this as an
Speaker 1: opportunity everybody for the world to be better. Hi. Hi.
Speaker 1: If you were a five, continue to be a five
Speaker 1: if you were too. You can see. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that just waving was the choice we could take. Hi. Hi,
Speaker 1: So go out into the world, make those new reviews
Speaker 1: and made Jesus Christ bless us all. Why a second
Speaker 1: did he say goodbye? Everybody's apple out? Whoa that thing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's so cool because he makes a sound with his
Speaker 1: mouth and then he does a thing with his hands.
Speaker 1: I think this is a dream because that was that
Speaker 1: was Steve Jobs. He's dead. Yeah, so who which one
Speaker 1: of us is dreaming? Brain break? Brain break, brain break?
Speaker 1: Not me? My dreams are way more fucked up. They
Speaker 1: are I've been in the couple. I guess it must
Speaker 1: be my dream. Oh ship, how do we check? How
Speaker 1: do we find out? There must be a way to
Speaker 1: find that? Which one? That seems extreme? You need to
Speaker 1: wake him up from his dream. Okay, let's start with you.
Speaker 1: I mean, what what if he what if dreaming is okay,
Speaker 1: we're just shooting a person in the head for having
Speaker 1: a dream. Maybe he's gotta Maybe it's life sucks and
Speaker 1: dreaming is how he escapes. Maybe he lives in the
Speaker 1: bottom of a border body. Oh god, Steve Jobs as
Speaker 1: a pistol. Steve No, I feel like he's just Oh
Speaker 1: he's fun. I think he's dancing now. This is clearly
Speaker 1: Steve Jobs dream and I can't believe I'm in it. Stream.
Speaker 1: Oh what a fuck up dream? Oh thank god, I'm
Speaker 1: just alone here in the forest, the magical, magical forest.
Speaker 1: Good morning, stags lately in Good morning, squirrelly. How did
Speaker 1: you sleep? Oh fine, just fine? And you oh h
Speaker 1: quite well? Actually, but I maybe got a little too
Speaker 1: much rimm. Steve Jobs, Yes, yes, wait a minute, did
Speaker 1: you have the same dream that is our show? Steve
Speaker 1: John in the dream world shot aunt Lee? What was
Speaker 1: aunt Lee's name? I just wrote Auntlee in my notes.
Speaker 1: It seems so wrong. Thank you also very much for
Speaker 1: being here. Let's start with Chris Alvarado. Chris, Oh, thank
Speaker 1: you for having me so much fun. Love everybody. It's
Speaker 1: fun to have people in the in the zoom with us.
Speaker 1: Kind of cool. Were performing for somebody. I wonder if
Speaker 1: he swings back around because he could jump back in,
Speaker 1: but he won't be heard, right, Sorry, so wait till
Speaker 1: after we finished this part. Sorry, Chris. Thankful, just thankful, thankful.
Speaker 1: Gratitude to this guy. Thanks love that. Love you Jackie.
Speaker 1: You want to gratitude to this guy. I love that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this has been so fun, What a great way to
Speaker 1: spend the afternoon. And thank you, thank you. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: throw some gratitude to the guy into into you guys
Speaker 1: for having me right on and good luck finishing that script.
Speaker 1: I'm excited to hear more about this. Yeah, James Eeney,
Speaker 1: thank you for having me again. Uh and uh check
Speaker 1: out the alchemy this on Reddit. It's it's called Alchemy Pod,
Speaker 1: I believe is what it is and get that community going.
Speaker 1: We've we've got a lot of people that chat there
Speaker 1: and I think it's fun. Thank you for that. And James,
Speaker 1: I apologize for not reading your script yet. It's just
Speaker 1: the Eastern movie, doesn't you know, excite me as much
Speaker 1: as it should. Craig Atkowski, thank you for being Uh.
Speaker 1: There was no story selling trope uh more played out
Speaker 1: or hackier than it was all a dream? Or was it?
Speaker 1: And I will never get tired of doing it because
Speaker 1: I love it so much. Yes, that is that is
Speaker 1: so true on all accounts. Mark Gagliardi, Yes, thanks for
Speaker 1: having me. I also would like to throw throw out
Speaker 1: some gratitude to the sky, as much gratitude as as
Speaker 1: I have in me to send out and to say
Speaker 1: thank you guys. This is all always such a blast,
Speaker 1: right on, right on. Let's thank our producer and engineer
Speaker 1: the stars, Mr Doug Bane. Find folks that I heart media.
Speaker 1: I'm Kevin Poll like your host, reminding you to please
Speaker 1: be kind to each other. Uh, and thank you so
Speaker 1: damn much for listening and continuing to tell everyone you've
Speaker 1: ever met, and writing to us in all your supportive ways. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a message for today until next time. In a word,