WEBVTT - The guy who empties port-a-potties 0:00:02.120 --> 0:00:06.120 Well, welcome back to another episode of Boy. Just send 0:00:06.160 --> 0:00:09.720 your host Kevin poll yess that Kevin was, Yes, I 0:00:09.760 --> 0:00:12.319 do think there are more variants coming. I just pray 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:14.920 that eat to every one of them is a damn 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:19.520 woods like that amcron. But I digress. Let's means shan't 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:21.919 we in no particular order. Let's quickly check in with 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:27.800 Chris Alvarado. First surf report, Captain A Red Holy smokes, 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:30.600 it's been beautiful out there. I've been having a really 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:32.600 good time. I had two friends that went to Costa 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:35.600 Rica on a surf trip and they learned some new techniques. 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:38.440 When they got back, they taught me those techniques and 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:42.400 I'm now putting them, uh to work, and it's great 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:47.199 surfing USA. Are you seeing Carla Kakowski out there? No, 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:49.800 but she's really funny on the surf text thread that 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:55.000 we have. Okay, yep, she's bringing the funny. Oh well, 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:58.600 I don't know why you keep asking for more. Hey, 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:03.400 there's Craig Couch cacao. Is there an item any particular 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:07.399 store that taught you every time you walk past it? 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:16.720 What are stores like? What? What do you have in 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:22.679 mind when you ask this question? Well, sometimes there's usually 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:25.119 an item or two at Costco. But I just didn't 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:27.200 know if you frequent in Costco, so I opened it 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:29.400 up to any particular store. But there's an item or 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:32.560 two at Costcos. I walked past. It'll go, man, I 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:34.319 really want to buy that. I really want to get that. 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:40.080 I guess I'm not a good capitalist because the occasions 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:43.760 when I go two stores, I know exactly what I 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:47.280 mean to get, I get it, and I get out. Yeah, 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:50.880 but that's probably the average pair. Look over there, it's 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:54.800 James Heeney, Jacko, Johnny Jim. Objectively speaking. What is the 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:59.760 most delicious meal that you can cook? Oh my god, 0:01:59.880 --> 0:02:05.280 I am a fantastic cook. Um. I think it's probably 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:10.160 coconut curry, uh, with like mushrooms. And I typically when 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:13.400 i'm cooking, will either cook vegetarian or vegan. Um, so 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:17.640 my coconut curry is vegan. Thank you for that, and no, 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:20.960 thank you, and now please welcome back. I'm gonna bring 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:24.040 you some coconut curry. All right, you're gonna love it. 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:28.920 Please please welcome back. Jackie gonzalaz thruth to Jacqueline because 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:31.960 you hate it. What is something you started and it's 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:41.320 still nags that you would have finished. This is bad. Okay, 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:44.000 I like it when I accidentally get one. It's my 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:48.919 Christmas movie. It is done, but I need to now 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:54.480 like go and implement some notes. And I need to 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:57.359 do that, and it's taking me too long. So I 0:02:57.639 --> 0:03:00.240 assume this is a Christmas movie you're watching and you 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:04.320 have notes for the studios that I'm watching that and 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:07.160 giving those a studio. Absolutely that I'm giving notes a studio. 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:11.160 You've made a Christmas movie and you need to finish it. Okay. 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:13.760 So I've written a Christmas movie and it is complete, 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:19.640 it is written and it and um, I have received 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:24.560 notes and I need to now implement those and that 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:29.400 is the process that is taking me too long. It's 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:31.320 taking me too long. It should have already been done, 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:34.040 like because they're not they're not crazy notes. It's not 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:38.560 like big shifts. It's they're easy to implement, and I 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:41.360 need to just do it. You just never liked homework. 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:46.000 You just never liked homework. Not great with homework. You 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:50.080 got me yep, And when you were creating, it didn't 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:54.120 feel like homework. But now you've got an assignment and yeah, 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:57.120 and it's like little things it's like not even like 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:59.360 a big thing where it's like it's fun to like 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:03.280 figure out. It's like, oh, like this one sentence, get 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:07.520 back into that groove harder, like okay, you know, get 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:10.360 back into that groove where you just want people to 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:17.080 see this movie and it's true I do. That's that's 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:20.159 the excitement. That's excitement energy you need to tap back into, 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:22.400 because that that'll get you to the finished line. Thank you, 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:26.560 and that'll be nine dollars and last, but no more 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:29.159 peanut Eminem's for you if you think at least it's 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:34.960 Mark Gagliardi weirdly weirdly comfortable and George's can you tell 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:44.360 us a secret about Disneyland please? Oh? Um, here's the thing. 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:48.480 All of those I probably shouldn't because I worked there 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:51.719 for so long. All those characters that you see walking 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:59.000 around in the park, Um have humans inside costume. They're 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:04.320 actually people, like human people inside the What you think 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:10.000 is Mickey and um Saradagan from Basil of Baker Street, 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:14.799 it's not actually them. It's it's actually And what about 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:20.359 when they're height challenged? Um, does that mean there's a 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:24.160 fourteen year old in there? No, there's there are there 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:28.039 are adults of all sizes in all of the different costumes. 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:32.520 I always pictured, you know, a sort of sweatshop labor. 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:38.520 I think though the Jimminy cricket is an actual cricket. Yeah, 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:40.480 and he has a he has one of those like 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:43.840 steering machines like the little robot in Men in Black. 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:47.080 Did I like that a lot? Yeah? I also like 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:49.560 it if it was played by the character Cricket from 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:53.240 the show Always Sunny in Philadelphia. All right, let's do it. 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:55.280 I'm sure all of our scene suggestions to gather from 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:58.400 your listener emails or from our patron v I p s. 0:05:58.440 --> 0:05:59.960 You've heard me talk about it. If you want to 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:02.000 avoid all this and James, we should figure out a 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:04.280 way to also give them this bonus. If you're a 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:07.880 patron supporter, you don't have to listen to this diet tribe. 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:11.640 We will remove it for those listening anyways. Something to 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:14.640 work forward and and right to us. Also with more 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:18.520 suggestions like that it is difficult unless you enjoy the 0:06:18.640 --> 0:06:27.839 editing process. Interesting, Jackie, that you find the homework of 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:32.160 all kinds. Uh the highest level of patron supporting the Alcomaniacs, 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:33.560 And we've got one of us joining us now in 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:37.159 the zoom. He's all the way from the Munich, Germany, 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:39.200 but he's in the zoom with us, And that, of 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:42.400 course is Nicholas Maker. 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He laughed so hard he 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:17.800 cried the first time he listened. It was very satisfied. Thanks, 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:25.000 your loyal listener. Becks occupied. Uh sorry, I got to 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:30.480 clean I'm in You can't clean up on a time schedule, sir. 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:32.960 If you look up, you will see a little paper 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:36.520 with the missiles previous cleaners. I do see that on 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:40.160 the clipboard. Uh huh, yeah, I do see that. It's uh, 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:43.640 I don't need that much longer. It'll just take me 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:46.560 a second. What are you doing? And listen, it's none 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:49.600 of your business. What's happening in here? He just can't 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:52.880 open the door right now. Please keep it down, Keep 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:56.439 it down. I'm trying to make it. Yeah, that's right. 0:08:56.440 --> 0:09:03.280 We're making love. No, we're having sandwiches. What we're having sandwiches? 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:05.640 It's the only quiet place for lunch on this work site. 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:09.000 Can that's disgusting? Minds a poll boy, if you must know. 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:15.240 And he's got himself a reuben. It's lunchtime where though, Yeah, 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:19.120 we're just having lunch. It's this. Look, it doesn't matter 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:23.840 why we're in here. We just don't lunch. Shame us, 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:28.320 don't lunch, shame us here, Lift me out, Lift me out? 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:34.480 Is there a third in there? God? God, no, i's 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:36.840 talking to us. There's a guy outside the door says 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:39.920 he has to clean. Oh shit, right, I'll go back down. 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:48.319 That's funny. What is the state of the room in there? What? Wisconsin? 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:50.840 What kind of question is this? Yeah? What is it dirty? 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:55.839 Is it needed? Oh? Full cleaning? Smell a it's a 0:09:55.920 --> 0:10:00.520 porta potty. It's pretty gross. You're wanting wanted you could 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:03.240 come back later kind of thing. I want to hear 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:05.520 what your friend was gonna say. Oh yeah, go ahead, Tommy. 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:07.680 I don't know. I think it's more nefarious than that, Jeff. 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:10.040 I think it's more nefarious. I think he wanted us 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:12.959 to use our pen on his clipboard and just put 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:14.840 a check mark there that says he did come in 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:17.080 and clean this. When he goes. Here's what I was thinking. 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:19.960 If y'all got a pen in there, see, this is 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:22.040 what I was talking about. You can run my initials, 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:27.280 my initials j D. Johnny Damage. We just made j D. 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:32.319 We don't God now we know his name Damage, like 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:35.760 the Johnny Damage like alright, alright, well, how the mighty 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:38.880 have fallen? No? No, okay, now you can't get out? No, no, 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:41.160 you y'all can't wait. Are you trying to open the door? 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:43.840 Are you? Why are you Johnny Damage? Why are you 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:46.559 blocking the door? Listen? I didn't know. Anybody didn't know. 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:49.120 It's gonna have fans in here. So I don't feel safe. 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:52.280 I don't feel safe open the door. We were kidnapped 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:55.160 by Johnny Damage. Alright, why don't I join you for 0:10:55.240 --> 0:11:01.559 one second? I dropped a shrimp. Goddamn it? All right, Hill, 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:04.880 it's me Hey, okay, So Johnny Damage. You were what 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:10.480 at one point, Tommy? What? Wow? Did you never read 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:13.000 a sports illustrated or eat out of a Wheati's box? 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:19.599 Neither continue you ever heard the word touchdown? Sure? I 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:23.920 was a cheerleader. Barry, Barry, You've you've heard of Johnny Damage? Right, 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:33.600 of course I've heard a Johnny Damage touchdown. All right, look, look, 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:35.400 look this has been nice and all. I gotta I 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:39.200 gotta move on to the next porta party. Um so 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:42.600 why don't I just do a quick little little whipe down? 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:48.280 Part of me, part of me, this is your captain speaking, 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:53.000 and it's going to be about probably one hour and 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:57.520 twenty seven minutes till touchdown. Until then, please enjoy the 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:03.600 in flight entertainment. And I am definitely a man and 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:09.880 not a female pilot. You here him here? Yeah? What 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:16.000 was that touchdown? Yeah? No he he was really laying 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:18.120 on the pedal with being a man not a woman. 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:21.480 Was there a confusion? Gonnaet? Back to my crossword part 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:26.600 of me? Wait a second? Are you? Did you ever 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:30.079 play in a band of music? You know, the frontman 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:36.840 for a group in the rounde? Nope, the ship does. 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:42.360 You're not You're not Johnny Damage. I am Johnny Damage. 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:47.400 Holy I never played music in my life. Oh no, 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:52.439 your name's Johnny Damage. Though. All right, this is this 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:58.400 this r bell touchdown? Fuck you did the commercials from 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:06.520 Monday Night football? God damn it. I think Mike that 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:10.600 there's been some misunderstanding. I am Johnny Damage, but I 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:17.120 don't play American football? So what you want me to 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:22.120 throw this this oblong thing for for this commercial? It 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:27.400 looks like we got our Johnny Damage is mixed up. Yeah, look, 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:30.679 it happens all that. It's like there's two Richard Sherman's, 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:33.800 one that plays football in one that writes Disney songs. 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:38.680 This is kind of like that, but uh, but way worse. 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.040 Because we hired you know what, We hired you for 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:44.880 the commercial, we might as well use you. Uh do 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:48.080 you know how to throw an American football? I mean, 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:51.720 I'll do my best. You know, this is kind of 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:55.320 on me not asking any follow up questions because this 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:58.560 has been a recurring thing in my life for thirty years, 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:03.280 you know, and all so also we look like you 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:05.960 do you do? You know what? In fact, we might 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:09.080 use that if we just lock that pony tail up 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:13.360 your head, people might think you were touchdown, Johnny Damage, Steve, 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:15.880 we can take that out and post. Don't worry about 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:18.080 that pony down. We don't even have to cut it 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:23.280 off his head. That's called the magic of showbies. Look 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:26.920 at that, Johnny Damage. We're gonna how's your how's your 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:30.480 American accent? Can you sound like an American football player. 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:33.400 We can also dub him Steve. We can dub him. 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:37.800 It's good to have that option. But I would like 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:39.600 can I get Can I at least give it a 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:44.960 try as you Johnny Damage as musician Johnny Damage. I 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:49.160 do have an air the mimicry. Al right, I really 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:51.280 quick put these ping pong balls down and we can 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:53.520 just map that while he does the actions will put 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:57.200 the other Johnny Damage on top and post amazing what 0:14:57.360 --> 0:14:59.360 we can do now. But well, let's give him his shots. 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:01.680 So we think it sounds like you don't name me 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:09.160 at all. Look, look we hired you. Please keep your 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:13.200 seatbelts buckled. We're going to hit a bit of turbulence. 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:19.520 Should last fifteen minutes, and I've got used list. It's 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:24.880 in a big old slaw. What what are you off there? 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:28.080 You off the mic? Yeah? Yeah, I'm off the mic. Okay, 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:30.560 why can't you just be of the female captain that 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:33.760 you are? People aren't used to it. People are used 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:36.400 to hearing a man. People are used to having a 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:38.360 man pilot they're playing. They're just not used to it. 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:40.800 Why don't I jump on as your copilot and vounce 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:42.680 for you and say you're the head pilot. No, I 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:45.520 don't like that at all. That makes me feel low. 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:49.680 That makes me feel low. You're pretending to be someone 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:55.360 something you're not. I'm harnessing a different power within me, 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:58.080 is how I like to see it. You just ended 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:02.720 that last situation by saying schalong, a big old schlong. Okay, 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:05.120 see and listen, coming from a man we don't even. 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:10.200 I don't say that really, I wouldn't want to call 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:13.400 it anything else. I'm saying, I don't refer to it. 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:17.520 You don't really what if you have an itch I've 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:21.000 got an itchy, I mean on the mic, I've got 0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:25.760 an itchy. And then what are you gonna say? I 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:28.000 don't tell it. I don't annown. I don't announce that 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:31.800 it cock. That sounds well, that sounds fed up. That's 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:35.320 what you see. That sounds sucked up. Okay you're yes, 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:37.320 that sounds like, Oh no, I've got an itchy prick. 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:41.880 That's too much. That's hard. Do you think they know 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:45.200 their microphone s No? I clearly think. I don't think 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:48.280 they do. That is just an itchy cock. I mean, 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:51.360 I find it fascinating that we get that's embarrassing. It's 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:53.880 embarrassing as boy is. Wait a second, how do I 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:57.640 know that voice? Look behind us, look mind and tell 0:16:57.680 --> 0:17:01.160 me if it looks like a British person with a ponytail. 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:05.280 I mean it does. It looks like a pretty shouldn't 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:07.360 I shouldn't have weighed in. I shouldn't have weighed in. 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:09.800 But I mean it's so distracting that that that Marx 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:12.520 is still on and they're still talking. I mean, it's 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:15.280 I had to pilot one O one. Oh my god, 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:19.040 it's Johnny Damage, I say, I say, honey, I've got 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:23.480 itchy we And how does your wife feel about that? 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:26.720 We haven't slept together in years? We're getting a lot 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:31.119 of information. This is so great. I'm Johnny Damage without 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:33.840 the H, without the H. The other guy spells it 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:39.920 with an H. But yeah, oh age And and why 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:57.240 a second? White a second? It's you your motherfuckeren one 0:17:57.240 --> 0:18:02.000 two and the mho wrote Seen suggestions two versions trying 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:08.360 to have sex? Thanks and take care? So do you? Um? 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:13.040 Do you like your dessert? Did you want me to 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:19.760 get the check? How do you wanna do this? I'm well, 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:24.120 I guess we'll get the check, right, Okay, okay, I'll 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:26.879 be right back with that. Thank you, sir. I just 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:29.320 didn't know if you were done eating or wanted to 0:18:30.359 --> 0:18:33.760 as we had suggested. Maybe go back to your place. 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:39.840 I don't know. My mom has been hounded me about 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:45.760 moving out since. But it's late enough. Maybe she's in bed. 0:18:45.960 --> 0:18:49.880 Maybe you can come back. Okay, right, Hey Steve, did 0:18:49.880 --> 0:18:52.240 you bring the check over to the table too? Uh? 0:18:52.320 --> 0:18:55.679 They they just asked for it having No. I was 0:18:55.720 --> 0:18:58.880 coming over here because I know I heard playing Are 0:18:58.880 --> 0:19:02.920 you playing? I heard about tonight? I heard tonight is 0:19:02.920 --> 0:19:06.160 gonna be the looking night for you. Oh come on, 0:19:05.800 --> 0:19:08.760 come on, what do you mean you heard everyone's talking 0:19:08.760 --> 0:19:10.840 about it. All the cooks are saying he's gonna lose 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:14.080 his virginity tonight. You stop that. When you stop that, 0:19:14.119 --> 0:19:16.119 they are, I mean, all I want to say is 0:19:16.520 --> 0:19:19.679 give me one second. All I want to say is, 0:19:20.280 --> 0:19:21.920 if you need any point, move the ace. No, you 0:19:22.000 --> 0:19:26.400 cut you you just put the ace down. It's there, Okay, great? Nice? 0:19:26.440 --> 0:19:28.520 That was nice. You give me a pointer if you winter, 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:30.280 you let me know I'm not looking for I'm not 0:19:30.280 --> 0:19:33.120 losing my virginity tonight. I will never lose my virginity, 0:19:33.560 --> 0:19:36.960 swore up. I would never lose my virginity, bad things 0:19:37.000 --> 0:19:39.440 will happen. You don't know the hell mouth that will 0:19:39.440 --> 0:19:41.800 open up if I lose my virginity. You don't know 0:19:41.840 --> 0:19:44.359 the hell mouth that will open up when you start 0:19:44.400 --> 0:19:48.240 to Is that a euphemism? Is hell mouth? The euphemism 0:19:49.280 --> 0:19:51.480 doesn't sound pleasant. Want your partners to do a hell 0:19:51.480 --> 0:19:53.600 mouth on you? You can? I please print this check. 0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:55.680 I think these two are gonna go fuck as soon 0:19:55.720 --> 0:19:58.960 as I okay, well, they're probably not virgins. I don't know. 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:04.840 Should I ask? Yes, Okay, give me the check. Okay, 0:20:05.440 --> 0:20:09.119 here's your check, and thank you, thank you. Let me 0:20:09.160 --> 0:20:12.400 get this. Oh no, okay, okay, can I get this? 0:20:13.080 --> 0:20:16.480 Do you do you take travelers checks? I mean we 0:20:16.640 --> 0:20:19.040 used to. I don't. I don't know if we do anymore. 0:20:19.440 --> 0:20:22.920 Could you check because I would have travelers checks. I'd 0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:27.200 love to you. Sure, I'll go check. Thank you. He's 0:20:27.240 --> 0:20:30.360 kind of handsome, Yeah, I think so. I wonder maybe 0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:35.600 he'll come back with us tonight. Really, you're okay, it's 0:20:35.600 --> 0:20:38.359 got to be in bed by now. It's like, okay 0:20:38.480 --> 0:20:40.480 by the time we get there, and I gotta tell you, 0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:44.480 you're you're so uh cock freezing with this mention of 0:20:44.520 --> 0:20:47.960 your mom every nine mint words? Does it bother you 0:20:48.000 --> 0:20:50.800 that I still live with her? Only when you talk 0:20:50.840 --> 0:20:57.440 about it incessantly? Okay, okay, I'll stop. Yeah, hey, sorry, 0:20:57.480 --> 0:21:00.640 I had to go to after the managers this upstairs. 0:21:00.640 --> 0:21:05.840 We actually don't take travelers checks anymore, not since um 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:12.480 not since the new location opened our system. I don't 0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:14.840 That's all I had was trapper jacks. I'm sorry. It's 0:21:14.960 --> 0:21:17.280 so insisted on getting the check and then I'm not 0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:22.360 allowed to. That's weird. Do you guys take venemole? Let 0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:30.080 me go ask? Could you check? Hey? Baby? You awake? What? Oh? Sorry, 0:21:32.560 --> 0:21:33.879 I'm sorry, I just don't know if you're awake or 0:21:33.960 --> 0:21:35.720 I just got back from the restaurant. Oh my god, 0:21:35.760 --> 0:21:39.000 you scared me. I'm so sorry. You really scared me. 0:21:39.040 --> 0:21:44.760 I was in the middle of something. Tips tonight, huh what? Sorry? 0:21:46.520 --> 0:21:51.879 Made some good? Why are you so sweaty? Tips tonight? Nothing? 0:21:52.000 --> 0:21:55.399 I don't know what tips? And that? What? That was 0:21:55.440 --> 0:21:59.000 so such a weird way to say that it's hot. 0:21:59.119 --> 0:22:03.080 I was sweating in Were you having a sex dream? Heidi? 0:22:05.280 --> 0:22:09.760 Was it with me? You say they're Oh, they're usually 0:22:09.800 --> 0:22:21.440 with me? Yes? And this one wasn't with another man. Okay, 0:22:21.800 --> 0:22:25.000 it I don't know if I want to count it 0:22:25.000 --> 0:22:26.239 as a sex dream, you know what I mean? Like 0:22:26.280 --> 0:22:28.800 it felt, It felt a certain way, but the action 0:22:28.960 --> 0:22:32.600 wasn't the same. But the feeling was the same, but 0:22:32.680 --> 0:22:37.440 the action was very different. Your arms all fell back asleep. 0:22:37.800 --> 0:22:46.000 Come deeper into the forest. Ah Um, huh, Okay, go 0:22:46.080 --> 0:22:49.359 to sleep. I'll talk in the morning. Yeah. Go hold 0:22:49.400 --> 0:22:52.240 on to my antlers and ride me. Heidi, I've got 0:22:52.240 --> 0:22:56.480 to go. I thought I would lose you. This is 0:22:56.520 --> 0:23:00.800 so great. No, no, You'll always have me. Let me 0:23:00.920 --> 0:23:08.160 gallop throughout the forest stagnan, Yes, I am stag Linian. 0:23:10.160 --> 0:23:14.760 This is the best. Can I just say you taking 0:23:14.840 --> 0:23:18.159 me through the forest and then and then huffing in 0:23:18.200 --> 0:23:21.880 the waters at the river. Okay, hold on, jad can 0:23:21.920 --> 0:23:24.639 you stop the projector place? I thought this was a 0:23:24.760 --> 0:23:29.440 Christmas movie? What the funk am I watching? She's writing Reindeer, 0:23:30.920 --> 0:23:34.120 it's not Christmas season quite yet. In the movie. Later on, 0:23:34.320 --> 0:23:37.200 it's like it's like it's like you said this was 0:23:37.280 --> 0:23:40.120 a comedy. You said it was very funny, very funny 0:23:40.200 --> 0:23:43.480 Christmas movie. And now it's done done. Is this still 0:23:43.600 --> 0:23:51.560 part of your dream? Yeah, that's weird. It's actually it's 0:23:51.720 --> 0:23:55.920 really weird. It's really weird because now before I was 0:23:55.960 --> 0:23:59.320 in a fantasy land and now I'm in a reality nightmare. 0:24:00.480 --> 0:24:03.639 But you're conscious of the fact that you're dreaming, meaning 0:24:03.680 --> 0:24:08.120 you can control your dreams. I'm finally listen. It's a lucid. 0:24:08.440 --> 0:24:10.159 Lucid is the word I was looking for. I'm a 0:24:11.000 --> 0:24:13.440 I'm a magical stag. I don't I don't know every 0:24:13.520 --> 0:24:19.879 human word. What am I doing here? Baby? Oh no, no, 0:24:20.200 --> 0:24:24.040 this could be good. I know that I've spoken Jesus. 0:24:24.160 --> 0:24:29.560 The Stagnolion's got a huge long Yeah, well he's got 0:24:29.560 --> 0:24:33.960 a few. The other ones are hiding. Oh, it's a 0:24:34.040 --> 0:24:40.080 magical space in here, in the forest of my mind. 0:24:41.320 --> 0:24:44.040 And this is the These are the Hollywood executives who 0:24:44.040 --> 0:24:48.240 are making the movie. What's happening? I don't know. I 0:24:48.240 --> 0:24:50.600 feel like I'm on the verge of losing my dream job. 0:24:50.720 --> 0:24:53.679 Here it's gonna be a Christmas movie in just a second. Well, 0:24:53.720 --> 0:24:59.439 it's not your dream job, it's her dream job. Oh oh, 0:24:59.680 --> 0:25:03.720 it's the you're I've got your dream shop. Well I 0:25:03.760 --> 0:25:06.760 was just using dream Maybe it's not translating because I'm 0:25:06.800 --> 0:25:11.719 I'm a magical stag. I shouldn't make puns. Is there 0:25:11.760 --> 0:25:20.639 any way you can bring Josh from the restaurant in here? Oh? Whoa, guys, 0:25:20.760 --> 0:25:24.800 what is happening listening? I mean, this guy can't get 0:25:24.840 --> 0:25:27.720 over you, he can't get enough. Finally a love interest 0:25:27.800 --> 0:25:32.440 I can bank on. Yeah. Also, this is Stagnalian Stagnellion. 0:25:32.480 --> 0:25:41.640 This is Josh. Yeah. Hey, wow, stag stag Lanion. I'm 0:25:41.640 --> 0:25:45.439 bringing them all out now. Oh god, please don't. I've 0:25:45.640 --> 0:25:48.640 never oh god, I've never seen anyone naked but myself. 0:25:49.119 --> 0:25:52.040 Jo and I just squeeze in real quick. Timmy Stimpson, 0:25:52.160 --> 0:25:55.280 I'm with the Warner Brothers. Were watching a screening of 0:25:55.320 --> 0:25:57.600 this Christmas movie, and I just want to say, now 0:25:57.680 --> 0:26:01.000 that you're in it, I'm much more interested. I like 0:26:01.080 --> 0:26:04.920 what I'm seeing, so please please stick around. How about 0:26:04.960 --> 0:26:07.840 that you're seeing it with star power. Maybe you revert 0:26:07.960 --> 0:26:11.639 back to the original version, because I feel like the 0:26:11.720 --> 0:26:14.320 notes got a little out of hand and then it 0:26:14.359 --> 0:26:19.320 turned something other. Yeah, I gotta go. I gotta get 0:26:19.320 --> 0:26:24.760 back with those two guys from Table for ten, which rewrite. 0:26:25.280 --> 0:26:28.199 Did you have a problem was exactly? I had a 0:26:28.320 --> 0:26:32.560 problem with the one that turned it into more of 0:26:32.680 --> 0:26:40.640 a suspenseful a witch hunt with an element of core. Sure, sure, 0:26:40.880 --> 0:26:43.600