1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to another episode of Boy. Just send 2 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:09,720 Speaker 1: your host Kevin poll yess that Kevin was, Yes, I 3 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,319 Speaker 1: do think there are more variants coming. I just pray 4 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 1: that eat to every one of them is a damn 5 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: woods like that amcron. But I digress. Let's means shan't 6 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:21,919 Speaker 1: we in no particular order. Let's quickly check in with 7 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:27,800 Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado. First surf report, Captain A Red Holy smokes, 8 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 1: it's been beautiful out there. I've been having a really 9 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 1: good time. I had two friends that went to Costa 10 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,600 Speaker 1: Rica on a surf trip and they learned some new techniques. 11 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 1: When they got back, they taught me those techniques and 12 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 1: I'm now putting them, uh to work, and it's great 13 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:47,199 Speaker 1: surfing USA. Are you seeing Carla Kakowski out there? No, 14 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 1: but she's really funny on the surf text thread that 15 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: we have. Okay, yep, she's bringing the funny. Oh well, 16 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 1: I don't know why you keep asking for more. Hey, 17 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 1: there's Craig Couch cacao. Is there an item any particular 18 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:07,399 Speaker 1: store that taught you every time you walk past it? 19 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: What are stores like? What? What do you have in 20 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:22,679 Speaker 1: mind when you ask this question? Well, sometimes there's usually 21 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,119 Speaker 1: an item or two at Costco. But I just didn't 22 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 1: know if you frequent in Costco, so I opened it 23 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:29,400 Speaker 1: up to any particular store. But there's an item or 24 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 1: two at Costcos. I walked past. It'll go, man, I 25 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 1: really want to buy that. I really want to get that. 26 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 1: I guess I'm not a good capitalist because the occasions 27 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,760 Speaker 1: when I go two stores, I know exactly what I 28 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: mean to get, I get it, and I get out. Yeah, 29 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 1: but that's probably the average pair. Look over there, it's 30 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 1: James Heeney, Jacko, Johnny Jim. Objectively speaking. What is the 31 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:59,760 Speaker 1: most delicious meal that you can cook? Oh my god, 32 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: I am a fantastic cook. Um. I think it's probably 33 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 1: coconut curry, uh, with like mushrooms. And I typically when 34 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 1: i'm cooking, will either cook vegetarian or vegan. Um, so 35 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:17,640 Speaker 1: my coconut curry is vegan. Thank you for that, and no, 36 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 1: thank you, and now please welcome back. I'm gonna bring 37 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,040 Speaker 1: you some coconut curry. All right, you're gonna love it. 38 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:28,920 Speaker 1: Please please welcome back. Jackie gonzalaz thruth to Jacqueline because 39 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,960 Speaker 1: you hate it. What is something you started and it's 40 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 1: still nags that you would have finished. This is bad. Okay, 41 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: I like it when I accidentally get one. It's my 42 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 1: Christmas movie. It is done, but I need to now 43 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: like go and implement some notes. And I need to 44 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,359 Speaker 1: do that, and it's taking me too long. So I 45 00:02:57,639 --> 00:03:00,240 Speaker 1: assume this is a Christmas movie you're watching and you 46 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:04,320 Speaker 1: have notes for the studios that I'm watching that and 47 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 1: giving those a studio. Absolutely that I'm giving notes a studio. 48 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: You've made a Christmas movie and you need to finish it. Okay. 49 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: So I've written a Christmas movie and it is complete, 50 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:19,640 Speaker 1: it is written and it and um, I have received 51 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 1: notes and I need to now implement those and that 52 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 1: is the process that is taking me too long. It's 53 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: taking me too long. It should have already been done, 54 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 1: like because they're not they're not crazy notes. It's not 55 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: like big shifts. It's they're easy to implement, and I 56 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 1: need to just do it. You just never liked homework. 57 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 1: You just never liked homework. Not great with homework. You 58 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 1: got me yep, And when you were creating, it didn't 59 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 1: feel like homework. But now you've got an assignment and yeah, 60 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 1: and it's like little things it's like not even like 61 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 1: a big thing where it's like it's fun to like 62 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 1: figure out. It's like, oh, like this one sentence, get 63 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 1: back into that groove harder, like okay, you know, get 64 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 1: back into that groove where you just want people to 65 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:17,080 Speaker 1: see this movie and it's true I do. That's that's 66 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:20,159 Speaker 1: the excitement. That's excitement energy you need to tap back into, 67 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,400 Speaker 1: because that that'll get you to the finished line. Thank you, 68 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:26,560 Speaker 1: and that'll be nine dollars and last, but no more 69 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,159 Speaker 1: peanut Eminem's for you if you think at least it's 70 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:34,960 Speaker 1: Mark Gagliardi weirdly weirdly comfortable and George's can you tell 71 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 1: us a secret about Disneyland please? Oh? Um, here's the thing. 72 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:48,480 Speaker 1: All of those I probably shouldn't because I worked there 73 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,719 Speaker 1: for so long. All those characters that you see walking 74 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: around in the park, Um have humans inside costume. They're 75 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 1: actually people, like human people inside the What you think 76 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 1: is Mickey and um Saradagan from Basil of Baker Street, 77 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:14,799 Speaker 1: it's not actually them. It's it's actually And what about 78 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:20,359 Speaker 1: when they're height challenged? Um, does that mean there's a 79 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:24,160 Speaker 1: fourteen year old in there? No, there's there are there 80 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:28,039 Speaker 1: are adults of all sizes in all of the different costumes. 81 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:32,520 Speaker 1: I always pictured, you know, a sort of sweatshop labor. 82 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: I think though the Jimminy cricket is an actual cricket. Yeah, 83 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,480 Speaker 1: and he has a he has one of those like 84 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,840 Speaker 1: steering machines like the little robot in Men in Black. 85 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:47,080 Speaker 1: Did I like that a lot? Yeah? I also like 86 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 1: it if it was played by the character Cricket from 87 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:53,240 Speaker 1: the show Always Sunny in Philadelphia. All right, let's do it. 88 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 1: I'm sure all of our scene suggestions to gather from 89 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 1: your listener emails or from our patron v I p s. 90 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 1: You've heard me talk about it. If you want to 91 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Speaker 1: avoid all this and James, we should figure out a 92 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,280 Speaker 1: way to also give them this bonus. If you're a 93 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 1: patron supporter, you don't have to listen to this diet tribe. 94 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 1: We will remove it for those listening anyways. Something to 95 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 1: work forward and and right to us. Also with more 96 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:18,520 Speaker 1: suggestions like that it is difficult unless you enjoy the 97 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:27,839 Speaker 1: editing process. Interesting, Jackie, that you find the homework of 98 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:32,160 Speaker 1: all kinds. Uh the highest level of patron supporting the Alcomaniacs, 99 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 1: And we've got one of us joining us now in 100 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:37,159 Speaker 1: the zoom. He's all the way from the Munich, Germany, 101 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 1: but he's in the zoom with us, And that, of 102 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:42,400 Speaker 1: course is Nicholas Maker. 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Number one comes from listening to 123 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:02,600 Speaker 1: Rebecca X, who wrote A little bird told me you 124 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 1: were looking for some email suggestions. Here it is a 125 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:09,880 Speaker 1: day in the life of the guy who empties Porta potties. PS. 126 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,240 Speaker 1: I've got my husband hooked. He laughed so hard he 127 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:17,800 Speaker 1: cried the first time he listened. It was very satisfied. Thanks, 128 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:25,000 Speaker 1: your loyal listener. Becks occupied. Uh sorry, I got to 129 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:30,480 Speaker 1: clean I'm in You can't clean up on a time schedule, sir. 130 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:32,960 Speaker 1: If you look up, you will see a little paper 131 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,520 Speaker 1: with the missiles previous cleaners. I do see that on 132 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:40,160 Speaker 1: the clipboard. Uh huh, yeah, I do see that. It's uh, 133 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:43,640 Speaker 1: I don't need that much longer. It'll just take me 134 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,560 Speaker 1: a second. What are you doing? And listen, it's none 135 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,600 Speaker 1: of your business. What's happening in here? He just can't 136 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,880 Speaker 1: open the door right now. Please keep it down, Keep 137 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:56,439 Speaker 1: it down. I'm trying to make it. Yeah, that's right. 138 00:08:56,440 --> 00:09:03,280 Speaker 1: We're making love. No, we're having sandwiches. What we're having sandwiches? 139 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,640 Speaker 1: It's the only quiet place for lunch on this work site. 140 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:09,000 Speaker 1: Can that's disgusting? Minds a poll boy, if you must know. 141 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:15,240 Speaker 1: And he's got himself a reuben. It's lunchtime where though, Yeah, 142 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:19,120 Speaker 1: we're just having lunch. It's this. Look, it doesn't matter 143 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:23,840 Speaker 1: why we're in here. We just don't lunch. Shame us, 144 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:28,320 Speaker 1: don't lunch, shame us here, Lift me out, Lift me out? 145 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:34,480 Speaker 1: Is there a third in there? God? God, no, i's 146 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:36,840 Speaker 1: talking to us. There's a guy outside the door says 147 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,920 Speaker 1: he has to clean. Oh shit, right, I'll go back down. 148 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:48,319 Speaker 1: That's funny. What is the state of the room in there? What? Wisconsin? 149 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,840 Speaker 1: What kind of question is this? Yeah? What is it dirty? 150 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:55,839 Speaker 1: Is it needed? Oh? Full cleaning? Smell a it's a 151 00:09:55,920 --> 00:10:00,520 Speaker 1: porta potty. It's pretty gross. You're wanting wanted you could 152 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:03,240 Speaker 1: come back later kind of thing. I want to hear 153 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,520 Speaker 1: what your friend was gonna say. Oh yeah, go ahead, Tommy. 154 00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:07,680 Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's more nefarious than that, Jeff. 155 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:10,040 Speaker 1: I think it's more nefarious. I think he wanted us 156 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,959 Speaker 1: to use our pen on his clipboard and just put 157 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,840 Speaker 1: a check mark there that says he did come in 158 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,080 Speaker 1: and clean this. When he goes. Here's what I was thinking. 159 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,960 Speaker 1: If y'all got a pen in there, see, this is 160 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:22,040 Speaker 1: what I was talking about. You can run my initials, 161 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:27,280 Speaker 1: my initials j D. Johnny Damage. We just made j D. 162 00:10:27,559 --> 00:10:32,319 Speaker 1: We don't God now we know his name Damage, like 163 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:35,760 Speaker 1: the Johnny Damage like alright, alright, well, how the mighty 164 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,880 Speaker 1: have fallen? No? No, okay, now you can't get out? No, no, 165 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,160 Speaker 1: you y'all can't wait. Are you trying to open the door? 166 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,840 Speaker 1: Are you? Why are you Johnny Damage? Why are you 167 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,559 Speaker 1: blocking the door? Listen? I didn't know. Anybody didn't know. 168 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:49,120 Speaker 1: It's gonna have fans in here. So I don't feel safe. 169 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:52,280 Speaker 1: I don't feel safe open the door. We were kidnapped 170 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:55,160 Speaker 1: by Johnny Damage. Alright, why don't I join you for 171 00:10:55,240 --> 00:11:01,559 Speaker 1: one second? I dropped a shrimp. Goddamn it? All right, Hill, 172 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,880 Speaker 1: it's me Hey, okay, So Johnny Damage. You were what 173 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:10,480 Speaker 1: at one point, Tommy? What? Wow? Did you never read 174 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,000 Speaker 1: a sports illustrated or eat out of a Wheati's box? 175 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:19,599 Speaker 1: Neither continue you ever heard the word touchdown? Sure? I 176 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:23,920 Speaker 1: was a cheerleader. Barry, Barry, You've you've heard of Johnny Damage? Right, 177 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:33,600 Speaker 1: of course I've heard a Johnny Damage touchdown. All right, look, look, 178 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,400 Speaker 1: look this has been nice and all. I gotta I 179 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:39,200 Speaker 1: gotta move on to the next porta party. Um so 180 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,600 Speaker 1: why don't I just do a quick little little whipe down? 181 00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:48,280 Speaker 1: Part of me, part of me, this is your captain speaking, 182 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Speaker 1: and it's going to be about probably one hour and 183 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:57,520 Speaker 1: twenty seven minutes till touchdown. Until then, please enjoy the 184 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:03,600 Speaker 1: in flight entertainment. And I am definitely a man and 185 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:09,880 Speaker 1: not a female pilot. You here him here? Yeah? What 186 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:16,000 Speaker 1: was that touchdown? Yeah? No he he was really laying 187 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,120 Speaker 1: on the pedal with being a man not a woman. 188 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:21,480 Speaker 1: Was there a confusion? Gonnaet? Back to my crossword part 189 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:26,600 Speaker 1: of me? Wait a second? Are you? Did you ever 190 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:30,079 Speaker 1: play in a band of music? You know, the frontman 191 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:36,840 Speaker 1: for a group in the rounde? Nope, the ship does. 192 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:42,360 Speaker 1: You're not You're not Johnny Damage. I am Johnny Damage. 193 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:47,400 Speaker 1: Holy I never played music in my life. Oh no, 194 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:52,439 Speaker 1: your name's Johnny Damage. Though. All right, this is this 195 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:58,400 Speaker 1: this r bell touchdown? Fuck you did the commercials from 196 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:06,520 Speaker 1: Monday Night football? God damn it. I think Mike that 197 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:10,600 Speaker 1: there's been some misunderstanding. I am Johnny Damage, but I 198 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:17,120 Speaker 1: don't play American football? So what you want me to 199 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:22,120 Speaker 1: throw this this oblong thing for for this commercial? It 200 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:27,400 Speaker 1: looks like we got our Johnny Damage is mixed up. Yeah, look, 201 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,679 Speaker 1: it happens all that. It's like there's two Richard Sherman's, 202 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,800 Speaker 1: one that plays football in one that writes Disney songs. 203 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:38,680 Speaker 1: This is kind of like that, but uh, but way worse. 204 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,040 Speaker 1: Because we hired you know what, We hired you for 205 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:44,880 Speaker 1: the commercial, we might as well use you. Uh do 206 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:48,080 Speaker 1: you know how to throw an American football? I mean, 207 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,720 Speaker 1: I'll do my best. You know, this is kind of 208 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:55,320 Speaker 1: on me not asking any follow up questions because this 209 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,560 Speaker 1: has been a recurring thing in my life for thirty years, 210 00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:03,280 Speaker 1: you know, and all so also we look like you 211 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,960 Speaker 1: do you do? You know what? In fact, we might 212 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:09,080 Speaker 1: use that if we just lock that pony tail up 213 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:13,360 Speaker 1: your head, people might think you were touchdown, Johnny Damage, Steve, 214 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,880 Speaker 1: we can take that out and post. Don't worry about 215 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,080 Speaker 1: that pony down. We don't even have to cut it 216 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:23,280 Speaker 1: off his head. That's called the magic of showbies. Look 217 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,920 Speaker 1: at that, Johnny Damage. We're gonna how's your how's your 218 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,480 Speaker 1: American accent? Can you sound like an American football player. 219 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,400 Speaker 1: We can also dub him Steve. We can dub him. 220 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,800 Speaker 1: It's good to have that option. But I would like 221 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,600 Speaker 1: can I get Can I at least give it a 222 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:44,960 Speaker 1: try as you Johnny Damage as musician Johnny Damage. I 223 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:49,160 Speaker 1: do have an air the mimicry. Al right, I really 224 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,280 Speaker 1: quick put these ping pong balls down and we can 225 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,520 Speaker 1: just map that while he does the actions will put 226 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:57,200 Speaker 1: the other Johnny Damage on top and post amazing what 227 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,360 Speaker 1: we can do now. But well, let's give him his shots. 228 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,680 Speaker 1: So we think it sounds like you don't name me 229 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:09,160 Speaker 1: at all. Look, look we hired you. Please keep your 230 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:13,200 Speaker 1: seatbelts buckled. We're going to hit a bit of turbulence. 231 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:19,520 Speaker 1: Should last fifteen minutes, and I've got used list. It's 232 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:24,880 Speaker 1: in a big old slaw. What what are you off there? 233 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:28,080 Speaker 1: You off the mic? Yeah? Yeah, I'm off the mic. Okay, 234 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,560 Speaker 1: why can't you just be of the female captain that 235 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,760 Speaker 1: you are? People aren't used to it. People are used 236 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,400 Speaker 1: to hearing a man. People are used to having a 237 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,360 Speaker 1: man pilot they're playing. They're just not used to it. 238 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,800 Speaker 1: Why don't I jump on as your copilot and vounce 239 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,680 Speaker 1: for you and say you're the head pilot. No, I 240 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,520 Speaker 1: don't like that at all. That makes me feel low. 241 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,680 Speaker 1: That makes me feel low. You're pretending to be someone 242 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:55,360 Speaker 1: something you're not. I'm harnessing a different power within me, 243 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:58,080 Speaker 1: is how I like to see it. You just ended 244 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:02,720 Speaker 1: that last situation by saying schalong, a big old schlong. Okay, 245 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,120 Speaker 1: see and listen, coming from a man we don't even. 246 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:10,200 Speaker 1: I don't say that really, I wouldn't want to call 247 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:13,400 Speaker 1: it anything else. I'm saying, I don't refer to it. 248 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,520 Speaker 1: You don't really what if you have an itch I've 249 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:21,000 Speaker 1: got an itchy, I mean on the mic, I've got 250 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:25,760 Speaker 1: an itchy. And then what are you gonna say? I 251 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,000 Speaker 1: don't tell it. I don't annown. I don't announce that 252 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,800 Speaker 1: it cock. That sounds well, that sounds fed up. That's 253 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:35,320 Speaker 1: what you see. That sounds sucked up. Okay you're yes, 254 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,320 Speaker 1: that sounds like, Oh no, I've got an itchy prick. 255 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:41,880 Speaker 1: That's too much. That's hard. Do you think they know 256 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,200 Speaker 1: their microphone s No? I clearly think. I don't think 257 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:48,280 Speaker 1: they do. That is just an itchy cock. I mean, 258 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,360 Speaker 1: I find it fascinating that we get that's embarrassing. It's 259 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,880 Speaker 1: embarrassing as boy is. Wait a second, how do I 260 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,640 Speaker 1: know that voice? Look behind us, look mind and tell 261 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:01,160 Speaker 1: me if it looks like a British person with a ponytail. 262 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,280 Speaker 1: I mean it does. It looks like a pretty shouldn't 263 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,360 Speaker 1: I shouldn't have weighed in. I shouldn't have weighed in. 264 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,800 Speaker 1: But I mean it's so distracting that that that Marx 265 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,520 Speaker 1: is still on and they're still talking. I mean, it's 266 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,280 Speaker 1: I had to pilot one O one. Oh my god, 267 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:19,040 Speaker 1: it's Johnny Damage, I say, I say, honey, I've got 268 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:23,480 Speaker 1: itchy we And how does your wife feel about that? 269 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,720 Speaker 1: We haven't slept together in years? We're getting a lot 270 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:31,119 Speaker 1: of information. This is so great. I'm Johnny Damage without 271 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,840 Speaker 1: the H, without the H. The other guy spells it 272 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:39,920 Speaker 1: with an H. But yeah, oh age And and why 273 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:57,240 Speaker 1: a second? White a second? It's you your motherfuckeren one 274 00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:02,000 Speaker 1: two and the mho wrote Seen suggestions two versions trying 275 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:08,360 Speaker 1: to have sex? Thanks and take care? So do you? Um? 276 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:13,040 Speaker 1: Do you like your dessert? Did you want me to 277 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:19,760 Speaker 1: get the check? How do you wanna do this? I'm well, 278 00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:24,120 Speaker 1: I guess we'll get the check, right, Okay, okay, I'll 279 00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:26,879 Speaker 1: be right back with that. Thank you, sir. I just 280 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,320 Speaker 1: didn't know if you were done eating or wanted to 281 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,760 Speaker 1: as we had suggested. Maybe go back to your place. 282 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:39,840 Speaker 1: I don't know. My mom has been hounded me about 283 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:45,760 Speaker 1: moving out since. But it's late enough. Maybe she's in bed. 284 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:49,880 Speaker 1: Maybe you can come back. Okay, right, Hey Steve, did 285 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,240 Speaker 1: you bring the check over to the table too? Uh? 286 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,679 Speaker 1: They they just asked for it having No. I was 287 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,880 Speaker 1: coming over here because I know I heard playing Are 288 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:02,920 Speaker 1: you playing? I heard about tonight? I heard tonight is 289 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:06,160 Speaker 1: gonna be the looking night for you. Oh come on, 290 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,760 Speaker 1: come on, what do you mean you heard everyone's talking 291 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,840 Speaker 1: about it. All the cooks are saying he's gonna lose 292 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:14,080 Speaker 1: his virginity tonight. You stop that. When you stop that, 293 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:16,119 Speaker 1: they are, I mean, all I want to say is 294 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,679 Speaker 1: give me one second. All I want to say is, 295 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,920 Speaker 1: if you need any point, move the ace. No, you 296 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:26,400 Speaker 1: cut you you just put the ace down. It's there, Okay, great? Nice? 297 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,520 Speaker 1: That was nice. You give me a pointer if you winter, 298 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,280 Speaker 1: you let me know I'm not looking for I'm not 299 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:33,120 Speaker 1: losing my virginity tonight. I will never lose my virginity, 300 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,960 Speaker 1: swore up. I would never lose my virginity, bad things 301 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,440 Speaker 1: will happen. You don't know the hell mouth that will 302 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,800 Speaker 1: open up if I lose my virginity. You don't know 303 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,359 Speaker 1: the hell mouth that will open up when you start 304 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:48,240 Speaker 1: to Is that a euphemism? Is hell mouth? The euphemism 305 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,480 Speaker 1: doesn't sound pleasant. Want your partners to do a hell 306 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,600 Speaker 1: mouth on you? You can? I please print this check. 307 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,680 Speaker 1: I think these two are gonna go fuck as soon 308 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,960 Speaker 1: as I okay, well, they're probably not virgins. I don't know. 309 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:04,840 Speaker 1: Should I ask? Yes, Okay, give me the check. Okay, 310 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:09,119 Speaker 1: here's your check, and thank you, thank you. Let me 311 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:12,400 Speaker 1: get this. Oh no, okay, okay, can I get this? 312 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:16,480 Speaker 1: Do you do you take travelers checks? I mean we 313 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,040 Speaker 1: used to. I don't. I don't know if we do anymore. 314 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,920 Speaker 1: Could you check because I would have travelers checks. I'd 315 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:27,200 Speaker 1: love to you. Sure, I'll go check. Thank you. He's 316 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:30,360 Speaker 1: kind of handsome, Yeah, I think so. I wonder maybe 317 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:35,600 Speaker 1: he'll come back with us tonight. Really, you're okay, it's 318 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,359 Speaker 1: got to be in bed by now. It's like, okay 319 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,480 Speaker 1: by the time we get there, and I gotta tell you, 320 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:44,480 Speaker 1: you're you're so uh cock freezing with this mention of 321 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,960 Speaker 1: your mom every nine mint words? Does it bother you 322 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,800 Speaker 1: that I still live with her? Only when you talk 323 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:57,440 Speaker 1: about it incessantly? Okay, okay, I'll stop. Yeah, hey, sorry, 324 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:00,640 Speaker 1: I had to go to after the managers this upstairs. 325 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:05,840 Speaker 1: We actually don't take travelers checks anymore, not since um 326 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:12,480 Speaker 1: not since the new location opened our system. I don't 327 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,840 Speaker 1: That's all I had was trapper jacks. I'm sorry. It's 328 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,280 Speaker 1: so insisted on getting the check and then I'm not 329 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:22,360 Speaker 1: allowed to. That's weird. Do you guys take venemole? Let 330 00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:30,080 Speaker 1: me go ask? Could you check? Hey? Baby? You awake? What? Oh? Sorry, 331 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:33,879 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just don't know if you're awake or 332 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,720 Speaker 1: I just got back from the restaurant. Oh my god, 333 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,000 Speaker 1: you scared me. I'm so sorry. You really scared me. 334 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:44,760 Speaker 1: I was in the middle of something. Tips tonight, huh what? Sorry? 335 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:51,879 Speaker 1: Made some good? Why are you so sweaty? Tips tonight? Nothing? 336 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,399 Speaker 1: I don't know what tips? And that? What? That was 337 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,000 Speaker 1: so such a weird way to say that it's hot. 338 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:03,080 Speaker 1: I was sweating in Were you having a sex dream? Heidi? 339 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 1: Was it with me? You say they're Oh, they're usually 340 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:21,440 Speaker 1: with me? Yes? And this one wasn't with another man. Okay, 341 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,000 Speaker 1: it I don't know if I want to count it 342 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,239 Speaker 1: as a sex dream, you know what I mean? Like 343 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,800 Speaker 1: it felt, It felt a certain way, but the action 344 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:32,600 Speaker 1: wasn't the same. But the feeling was the same, but 345 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:37,440 Speaker 1: the action was very different. Your arms all fell back asleep. 346 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:46,000 Speaker 1: Come deeper into the forest. Ah Um, huh, Okay, go 347 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,359 Speaker 1: to sleep. I'll talk in the morning. Yeah. Go hold 348 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,240 Speaker 1: on to my antlers and ride me. Heidi, I've got 349 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:56,480 Speaker 1: to go. I thought I would lose you. This is 350 00:22:56,520 --> 00:23:00,800 Speaker 1: so great. No, no, You'll always have me. Let me 351 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:08,160 Speaker 1: gallop throughout the forest stagnan, Yes, I am stag Linian. 352 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:14,760 Speaker 1: This is the best. Can I just say you taking 353 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:18,159 Speaker 1: me through the forest and then and then huffing in 354 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,880 Speaker 1: the waters at the river. Okay, hold on, jad can 355 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,639 Speaker 1: you stop the projector place? I thought this was a 356 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:29,440 Speaker 1: Christmas movie? What the funk am I watching? She's writing Reindeer, 357 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:34,120 Speaker 1: it's not Christmas season quite yet. In the movie. Later on, 358 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,200 Speaker 1: it's like it's like it's like you said this was 359 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,120 Speaker 1: a comedy. You said it was very funny, very funny 360 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,480 Speaker 1: Christmas movie. And now it's done done. Is this still 361 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:51,560 Speaker 1: part of your dream? Yeah, that's weird. It's actually it's 362 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:55,920 Speaker 1: really weird. It's really weird because now before I was 363 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,320 Speaker 1: in a fantasy land and now I'm in a reality nightmare. 364 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,639 Speaker 1: But you're conscious of the fact that you're dreaming, meaning 365 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:08,120 Speaker 1: you can control your dreams. I'm finally listen. It's a lucid. 366 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,159 Speaker 1: Lucid is the word I was looking for. I'm a 367 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,440 Speaker 1: I'm a magical stag. I don't I don't know every 368 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:19,879 Speaker 1: human word. What am I doing here? Baby? Oh no, no, 369 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:24,040 Speaker 1: this could be good. I know that I've spoken Jesus. 370 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:29,560 Speaker 1: The Stagnolion's got a huge long Yeah, well he's got 371 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:33,960 Speaker 1: a few. The other ones are hiding. Oh, it's a 372 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:40,080 Speaker 1: magical space in here, in the forest of my mind. 373 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,040 Speaker 1: And this is the These are the Hollywood executives who 374 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:48,240 Speaker 1: are making the movie. What's happening? I don't know. I 375 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,600 Speaker 1: feel like I'm on the verge of losing my dream job. 376 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,679 Speaker 1: Here it's gonna be a Christmas movie in just a second. Well, 377 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:59,439 Speaker 1: it's not your dream job, it's her dream job. Oh oh, 378 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,720 Speaker 1: it's the you're I've got your dream shop. Well I 379 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,760 Speaker 1: was just using dream Maybe it's not translating because I'm 380 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:11,719 Speaker 1: I'm a magical stag. I shouldn't make puns. Is there 381 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:20,639 Speaker 1: any way you can bring Josh from the restaurant in here? Oh? Whoa, guys, 382 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:24,800 Speaker 1: what is happening listening? I mean, this guy can't get 383 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,720 Speaker 1: over you, he can't get enough. Finally a love interest 384 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:32,440 Speaker 1: I can bank on. Yeah. Also, this is Stagnalian Stagnellion. 385 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:41,640 Speaker 1: This is Josh. Yeah. Hey, wow, stag stag Lanion. I'm 386 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,439 Speaker 1: bringing them all out now. Oh god, please don't. I've 387 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,640 Speaker 1: never oh god, I've never seen anyone naked but myself. 388 00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:52,040 Speaker 1: Jo and I just squeeze in real quick. Timmy Stimpson, 389 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,280 Speaker 1: I'm with the Warner Brothers. Were watching a screening of 390 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,600 Speaker 1: this Christmas movie, and I just want to say, now 391 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:01,000 Speaker 1: that you're in it, I'm much more interested. I like 392 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:04,920 Speaker 1: what I'm seeing, so please please stick around. How about 393 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,840 Speaker 1: that you're seeing it with star power. Maybe you revert 394 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:11,639 Speaker 1: back to the original version, because I feel like the 395 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,320 Speaker 1: notes got a little out of hand and then it 396 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:19,320 Speaker 1: turned something other. Yeah, I gotta go. I gotta get 397 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:24,760 Speaker 1: back with those two guys from Table for ten, which rewrite. 398 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,199 Speaker 1: Did you have a problem was exactly? I had a 399 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:32,560 Speaker 1: problem with the one that turned it into more of 400 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:40,640 Speaker 1: a suspenseful a witch hunt with an element of core. Sure, sure, 401 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,600 Speaker 1: have you seen a lot of Christmas movies? Just forgive 402 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:47,720 Speaker 1: the question if it's two on the nose. Yeah, yeah, 403 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:51,720 Speaker 1: well you've never seen one with a suspense element or 404 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:56,800 Speaker 1: a soft core m We're trying to get ahead of it. 405 00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:06,640 Speaker 1: What happened to all my penises? Hey? Hey, Josh, how 406 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:12,320 Speaker 1: was your how's your night last night? Um? Jack? Okay? 407 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,800 Speaker 1: It was. I mean, I think you know about part 408 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,800 Speaker 1: of it. I didn't know if that was like a 409 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:22,360 Speaker 1: really thing that was really happening. Yeah. Man, I finally 410 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:26,200 Speaker 1: I finally thought I was going to have a moment, 411 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,119 Speaker 1: you know, I thought it was finally going to lose 412 00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:32,159 Speaker 1: my virginity to those two very nice people from that table, 413 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:40,400 Speaker 1: and I was whisked away to god knows what several 414 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:46,040 Speaker 1: layers of inception were happening at once. It felt like, say, 415 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:52,600 Speaker 1: table table for one please, Oh my god, Josh stacklinean, Yes, 416 00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,960 Speaker 1: Oh my god, was that real? That was real? What 417 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,720 Speaker 1: are you? What are you doing in our world? That 418 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,959 Speaker 1: was real? What do you mean that our world just 419 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,800 Speaker 1: coming out to lunch? Maybe hide is still sleepy, Maybe 420 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,119 Speaker 1: we're still in the forest of her mind? Oh no, 421 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,840 Speaker 1: do you think we could be? How could we all? Wait? 422 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:15,639 Speaker 1: Are those two executives still here? Hey, here's it's Jimmy? 423 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:20,159 Speaker 1: Can I sorry? Can I get that side of brown 424 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,280 Speaker 1: rice I asked for? I don't know why I didn't 425 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:26,080 Speaker 1: even recognize them. Yeah, thank you. If we let's see 426 00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:27,840 Speaker 1: if we can take travelers checks, that'll let us know 427 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,280 Speaker 1: what reality were? Oh yes, then then when no, it's 428 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:34,520 Speaker 1: not real? All right? Um? You don't happen to have 429 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:42,000 Speaker 1: travelers checks, do you? Uh? I don't typically. I mean 430 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,960 Speaker 1: I could probably write a traveler's check out traveler checks. 431 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:50,400 Speaker 1: It seems like a pretty real response. So the world, 432 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,760 Speaker 1: this can't be a dream. I don't. I don't know 433 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:57,320 Speaker 1: what what is? What can Hidie's mind create? Does she 434 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:04,640 Speaker 1: create things? In this world? What is? Oh? Um? Sorry? 435 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:10,200 Speaker 1: Did you want? Was that a tall Moca frappuccino? No whip? 436 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,320 Speaker 1: Did you fall asleep while you were taking my word? Sorry? 437 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:19,480 Speaker 1: I've been having tough sleeps and they're not restorative, and 438 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:23,440 Speaker 1: I'm really really I'm really apologized. Please don't. I'm gonna 439 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:27,200 Speaker 1: don't just drink coffee a coffee shop, right, yeah, because 440 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,960 Speaker 1: that's like, well, I want to do. I'm here every day. 441 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:35,800 Speaker 1: Um listen, you're going to get your frappuccino in the house, 442 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:39,600 Speaker 1: and I really think for your patients, and I'm sorry. 443 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,560 Speaker 1: Do you have a phone order for Connie and Randy? 444 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:47,840 Speaker 1: Connie and Randy? Let me check where are the phone orders? 445 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:52,080 Speaker 1: Are they usually? Please don't don't go behind this counter, please, 446 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,360 Speaker 1: I feel like I will check. I know where they are. 447 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,640 Speaker 1: You don't need to know. Once you go, this becomes complete. 448 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:06,080 Speaker 1: Mayhe right? How do you wake up? Okay? Wait, I 449 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:10,560 Speaker 1: don't want to scare you. There's blood all over your hands. Literally, 450 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,920 Speaker 1: there's what I'm assuming is a human blood You've been 451 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,360 Speaker 1: going to can't look. I will pass out. If you 452 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,680 Speaker 1: pass out, You're gonna go back into another reality again. 453 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,880 Speaker 1: And I can't lose you. Okay, you need to tell 454 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,640 Speaker 1: me how deep? Okay, Well, I can't tell you that. 455 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:43,360 Speaker 1: Only stag Lennian can. Oh fuck, oh my oh seen 456 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:49,080 Speaker 1: three counts from listener Kevin, who wrote, Hello current guest host, 457 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:53,480 Speaker 1: Greetings from Savannah, Georgia, first time, long time. Thank you 458 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,760 Speaker 1: all so much for continuing to do this and bring 459 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:59,560 Speaker 1: joy to so many. Kevin, You'll be pleased to hear 460 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,280 Speaker 1: I do you suggest this show to everyone I meet 461 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,480 Speaker 1: and I send them straight to Vanessa's dog with thumbs. 462 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:12,080 Speaker 1: All right, anyways, scene suggestion. Southerners struggle to reset their 463 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,960 Speaker 1: Apple accounts so they can leave you a review. Oh 464 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:20,000 Speaker 1: and no cheating, James. Let's hear that sweet Southern accent. 465 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:26,680 Speaker 1: Thanks again, Kevin ergo do you hear? Did you hear 466 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,320 Speaker 1: the new thing on on the new Apple update? Not 467 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:33,760 Speaker 1: what they got in? You can fucking review real fucking people, 468 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:39,000 Speaker 1: real fucking people. I can review you as a person, 469 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,080 Speaker 1: and then somebody else that they're interested in hiring you 470 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,479 Speaker 1: or dating you or having you as a tenant. They 471 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:49,040 Speaker 1: can look you up and see what I said. Well 472 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:53,400 Speaker 1: I don't like that, Well, don't shoot the messenger. I'm 473 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,360 Speaker 1: just I mean, I'm not I'm not angry at you. 474 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,480 Speaker 1: It's just that sometimes you don't like my work. Play 475 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,440 Speaker 1: like I'm a different person at work that amma in 476 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,920 Speaker 1: friendly social situations. Oh you do say what category you 477 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,080 Speaker 1: are reviewing them for? So don't you know I could 478 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,480 Speaker 1: I could only review as a coworker. Oh my god, 479 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,880 Speaker 1: you reviewed me. You've reviewed me. This is ridiculous. You 480 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,920 Speaker 1: gotta change this review. You haven't even read it. It 481 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,840 Speaker 1: could be good. Well, I've got like a three star rating. 482 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,479 Speaker 1: This is crazy. If you're the only person that's oh 483 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,320 Speaker 1: my god, there's a lot of reviews to me. I 484 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,040 Speaker 1: got this phone automatically updated if they have it to 485 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:33,680 Speaker 1: that setting, which most people do. Sorry, he's not the 486 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:38,240 Speaker 1: only one in the zoom. Can can other ask some questions? 487 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,800 Speaker 1: I need to reset my account or my head's gonna explode. 488 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,640 Speaker 1: And I purposely asked to be in this zoom because 489 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,959 Speaker 1: I heard you were the best at helping people with 490 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:53,360 Speaker 1: Apple problems. This is a bit of an Apple genius 491 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,080 Speaker 1: Zoom for those of you who are trying to learn 492 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,200 Speaker 1: how do you nap top for the first time. I'll 493 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:03,400 Speaker 1: read your review us and they are us. They didn't 494 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,240 Speaker 1: say you were the best. They said you were good. 495 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:10,240 Speaker 1: That's all I need. I need good? Hey, good game, 496 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:13,400 Speaker 1: don't need good game? Yeah, I'd have thought it was 497 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,000 Speaker 1: a good game if I hadn't been reading all these 498 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:19,280 Speaker 1: reviews of you that says he was cheating. Look at 499 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,280 Speaker 1: all these reviews of you, man, every one of these 500 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:27,800 Speaker 1: reviews flag football fraud, Flag football fraud. It's like they 501 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,800 Speaker 1: just all copied and pasted the same review accept it 502 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,200 Speaker 1: as a different number exclamation points and the spellings a 503 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,400 Speaker 1: little off sometimes. So that's how I know it ain't 504 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,600 Speaker 1: just copying and pasted that a lot of people actually 505 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:42,440 Speaker 1: thank it. How many years I've been playing with you? Huh? 506 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,600 Speaker 1: How many years I've been playing flag football with you? 507 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,400 Speaker 1: How many years of joy have I brought you? How 508 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,480 Speaker 1: many years of cheating if you brought to us? Look, 509 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:55,360 Speaker 1: it's like I don't even know I was having one 510 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,760 Speaker 1: for years. And you know what, Now I'm looking at 511 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,480 Speaker 1: all these reviews and I don't know which of friends 512 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:05,360 Speaker 1: to trust. Uh. I wrote a review about you last 513 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,840 Speaker 1: night before I was coming to the game. Let me, 514 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:12,600 Speaker 1: let me, let me bullshit. Let me look, it's under friendship, 515 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:19,520 Speaker 1: not occupation or other stuff. But we're co workers. Well 516 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,759 Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to tell you. Maybe you were 517 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:28,360 Speaker 1: let me open. Hang on a second, Hang on a second. 518 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,040 Speaker 1: You're telling me you want to be friends with me 519 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,560 Speaker 1: and more than co workers, and you gave me half 520 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:42,879 Speaker 1: a star. Keep reading m's half star because oh, room 521 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:48,840 Speaker 1: for improvement. I think you have potential to be your friends. 522 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,319 Speaker 1: So you gave me a half of star because I 523 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,520 Speaker 1: didn't say I want to be your friend yet, right, 524 00:34:54,600 --> 00:35:02,360 Speaker 1: something think about mhm, open up at your name for Clint. Hey, 525 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:05,600 Speaker 1: Hey Clint, how's it going. Hey? Um, I got a 526 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,920 Speaker 1: notification that you you gave me three stars as a neighbor, 527 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:14,239 Speaker 1: and uh, I just wanted to say, um, well, you 528 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:18,399 Speaker 1: could say anything, Clint. I mean I felt you were 529 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:22,240 Speaker 1: a three star neighbor. But if you do or say 530 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,680 Speaker 1: something to change my mind, I could write a new review. 531 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:29,160 Speaker 1: I stand by what I wrote. Weirdly, like my gut 532 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,520 Speaker 1: response was like, man, I'd rather be a one star 533 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,320 Speaker 1: or a five star neighbor. You didn't want to be 534 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,759 Speaker 1: down the middle. Yeah, I get it. And then I 535 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,880 Speaker 1: was like, well three stars, I mean that it's not bad. 536 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,640 Speaker 1: Well great, I'll tell you the truth. It was just 537 00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:47,800 Speaker 1: that tractor thing. You know, I needed it, you weren't 538 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,479 Speaker 1: using it. It just didn't make any sense. I don't 539 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,480 Speaker 1: load my tractor out now. Clearly I learned that the 540 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:57,839 Speaker 1: hard way. And uh, I've got hospital receipts that I'd 541 00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,880 Speaker 1: like you to take a look at. But in the meantime, 542 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,960 Speaker 1: if you want to boost that rating, maybe open up 543 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,719 Speaker 1: your mind a little bit to people using your tractor 544 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,560 Speaker 1: and need Right, But then I must have offset that 545 00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:14,879 Speaker 1: with you know that that Christmas party? That's true, that's 546 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:19,479 Speaker 1: how you got from two back up to three. Yeah. Yeah, 547 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:26,560 Speaker 1: I mean I think I went out of my way, 548 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:31,680 Speaker 1: did you not? Yeah? I mean every all the appetizers 549 00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:35,400 Speaker 1: seem to come from your freezer, and uh, I know 550 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,920 Speaker 1: that elk you are serving at the carving table is 551 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:43,640 Speaker 1: at least from last winter. Okay, so what was this 552 00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:48,560 Speaker 1: three star rating? Legit? Because it feels like you got 553 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:52,560 Speaker 1: but just mostly negative stuff. That were you rounding up? Well? 554 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,040 Speaker 1: I went from a two up to a five because 555 00:36:56,320 --> 00:37:01,760 Speaker 1: uh I'm awful, awful uh uh happy to be also 556 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,040 Speaker 1: the next door neighbor of your wife. So and then 557 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,759 Speaker 1: that party, you know, it's sort of brought everything to 558 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:13,760 Speaker 1: a three. Okay, so you're lumping me in with my wife. 559 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:19,000 Speaker 1: You can also rate her separately, right, So this is 560 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,600 Speaker 1: just socially, this is just this is you know, I 561 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:25,839 Speaker 1: don't blame you, I blame Apple. You're breaking up with 562 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:32,440 Speaker 1: me here, yeah, breaking up with me? Yeah, I'm breaking 563 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:36,799 Speaker 1: up with you. It's all there. It's all there in 564 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:42,560 Speaker 1: the review. Well, guess what you can play that? Wait 565 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:47,840 Speaker 1: ship cast cast? Wait what do you I don't know. 566 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,879 Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing. Oh no, you go, okay, 567 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,320 Speaker 1: go down into your settings. Okay, yeah, and then it'll 568 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,440 Speaker 1: you can screw dark mode. I don't want that. No, 569 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,959 Speaker 1: turn it off dark then turn it off dark mode. Cat. 570 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,759 Speaker 1: But look, okay, now scroll down. You can see it's 571 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,680 Speaker 1: under fine. I don't want you you know what. I 572 00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,600 Speaker 1: don't need your help. I don't need your help. I 573 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,960 Speaker 1: don't need your help anymore. Alright, my boyfriend, Then I 574 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,759 Speaker 1: don't need your help. Then I don't need your help. 575 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,760 Speaker 1: I can figure this out by myself. Alright, fine, fine, 576 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:19,880 Speaker 1: then I'm gonna grab my phone. Such a conniving snake 577 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,480 Speaker 1: in the grass as as you described me, I don't 578 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,719 Speaker 1: know why you would want to help a kind of 579 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,680 Speaker 1: and snake in the grass. Well, well, I look, I 580 00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,560 Speaker 1: may have written all that in a in a moment 581 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,520 Speaker 1: of of anger. Yeah, but you know what. I stand 582 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:34,239 Speaker 1: by it. I stand by my review. And you, for 583 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,920 Speaker 1: a second I thought you were about to take it back, 584 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,960 Speaker 1: and then you doubled down. And here's what I want 585 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,960 Speaker 1: to know. This is what this is your This is 586 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,319 Speaker 1: your real work doing this review with people. This is 587 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,160 Speaker 1: your real work. This is what you do over You 588 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:53,799 Speaker 1: don't work. You never listen to me. You know what 589 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:59,440 Speaker 1: rot it in your review? Then cast I'm trying fine, 590 00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:03,920 Speaker 1: got there so user friendly, and I find I'm finding 591 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:10,120 Speaker 1: this very difficult to do. I guess I'm sorry. I 592 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,319 Speaker 1: just don't. I don't have an Android phone, so I 593 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,440 Speaker 1: can't get read it. I don't have an account. But 594 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,560 Speaker 1: all my resume he says that I've got great work 595 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:22,839 Speaker 1: history if you just consider the things on paper, right, 596 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:26,000 Speaker 1: But you did come out with the fact that you 597 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,879 Speaker 1: have an Android phone. Well that's just why I don't 598 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,760 Speaker 1: have any you know, Apple readings. Oh you you don't 599 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,600 Speaker 1: have a whole lot of things that the rest of 600 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:40,239 Speaker 1: the world does. Apple Readings is just the tip of 601 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:44,839 Speaker 1: the iceberg. If I could, like, um, let me think 602 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:49,359 Speaker 1: it's some other stuff you don't have of Do you 603 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:55,160 Speaker 1: have iTunes? No, I don't, But I just you know, 604 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,719 Speaker 1: I just used other programs. And if you look at 605 00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:01,320 Speaker 1: the work that I did when I worked the zoo, 606 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,080 Speaker 1: I was able to maintain everything in the properties there 607 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:08,839 Speaker 1: and hold up, hold up, you worked at the zoo. Yeah, 608 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,520 Speaker 1: I worked at the local zoo. I was a keeper 609 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,040 Speaker 1: of animals and may just look up see if there's 610 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,319 Speaker 1: a review on you working at the Well, you're not 611 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,919 Speaker 1: gonna find that. I'm not. I don't have an Apple device. Yeah, 612 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:22,000 Speaker 1: but somebody who didn't like or did like your work 613 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:25,319 Speaker 1: could have written, oh, yeah, here you are, here you are. 614 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:29,680 Speaker 1: Look at this four stars. That's that's better than I 615 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:34,160 Speaker 1: thought i'd get out of ten. Oh wait a second, 616 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,680 Speaker 1: I thought it was out of five. What's the here's 617 00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:41,560 Speaker 1: a sixth star review. Look at that. Well, that's better, 618 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:45,239 Speaker 1: but it just says better than average. Huh that is 619 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,319 Speaker 1: better than average? Well that's what the review said. Yeah, 620 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:52,080 Speaker 1: I don't see why we would uh be in that 621 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:56,120 Speaker 1: much trouble if you were a new employee here, for example, 622 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,960 Speaker 1: have you hushed? That sounds great? Have you worked the 623 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:03,000 Speaker 1: counter at a burger place before? I'm sure it's just 624 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,080 Speaker 1: the same as working at any one of the cages 625 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:09,879 Speaker 1: in a zoo. Yeah, but this one serves some very 626 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:15,520 Speaker 1: special burgers, you know, like there's Kangaroo Burgers, there's Kuala 627 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,000 Speaker 1: Bear Burger. Why are you throwing my meal at me? 628 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:23,960 Speaker 1: Just handed handed to me from across the counter. I'm sorry, 629 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:27,960 Speaker 1: I just thought that's how you wanted. Well, those are 630 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,160 Speaker 1: your fries? Are you not order number? And here's your 631 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:36,680 Speaker 1: coke on? I mean, is this because I'm not from 632 00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:40,680 Speaker 1: the South. No, I I didn't even know, honestly, I 633 00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,359 Speaker 1: was just I guess the accident. The accident doesn't doesn't 634 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,040 Speaker 1: show that I'm not from the South. I don't hear 635 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,279 Speaker 1: accidents that that quickly. I'm gathering it now. Or are 636 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:54,319 Speaker 1: you from Minnesota? Yes, yes, very good, I'm from Minute. 637 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,160 Speaker 1: I'm not from Minnesota. I currently live in Minnesota. I 638 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,319 Speaker 1: get made fun of all the time there too. I 639 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:04,919 Speaker 1: just have a stay entered neutral American accent. Oh all right, um, 640 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,719 Speaker 1: well I'm really sorry. If you could just please now 641 00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:12,360 Speaker 1: do you how do you like it? That's the like 642 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:16,000 Speaker 1: it at all? Two stars? No? No, no, police, don't 643 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,560 Speaker 1: please don't. How how could I find you an Apple? 644 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,560 Speaker 1: How could I find you an Apple? I don't know. 645 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,360 Speaker 1: Only a couple of people have been able to do it. Uh. 646 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,960 Speaker 1: I don't have an Apple account. That's maybe just I 647 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,959 Speaker 1: don't have an Apple phone. I think it's just maybe 648 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,520 Speaker 1: generic person at chop that is what I fall under. 649 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:41,640 Speaker 1: Generic person. Okay, maybe it's default here you are two stars? 650 00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:46,040 Speaker 1: Oh please please don't do that. I'm gonna get fired. Well, 651 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,120 Speaker 1: it's not my problem. You through fries in a burger 652 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:56,279 Speaker 1: at me. I just do it like I'm told d D. Yeah. 653 00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:00,640 Speaker 1: In here, what I was, you know, looking at something 654 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:05,640 Speaker 1: to a microscope. Wow, you're really bringing your hobbies to 655 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:09,480 Speaker 1: the workplace. Your job here is to do one thing 656 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,960 Speaker 1: and one thing only, and that is to clean the 657 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:17,759 Speaker 1: porter potties. Okay, yeah, don't be bringing in your science. 658 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:22,520 Speaker 1: I don't need that here. I was thinking, I was, 659 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,359 Speaker 1: all right, you're right. I don't pay you to think 660 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:31,040 Speaker 1: you're I pay you to clean clean boop. Excuse me. 661 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,080 Speaker 1: I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding. I've never 662 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,360 Speaker 1: cleaned a Porter party in my life, but I'm talking 663 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:43,120 Speaker 1: to you too, me yep, So there's no misunderstanding here. 664 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,520 Speaker 1: I don't make misunderstandings. Now. You've never done it, but 665 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,280 Speaker 1: you've done a piss poor job, and that's saying something 666 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:56,800 Speaker 1: about Porter potties, now you, sir, ponytail Yeah, joining grave 667 00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:02,719 Speaker 1: reviews on the app products really incredible. Everyone says that 668 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,440 Speaker 1: they loved your work back in the day and that 669 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:11,440 Speaker 1: they still love it. Now. Wait a second, I'm supposed 670 00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:14,399 Speaker 1: to be in London right now. How am I at 671 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,880 Speaker 1: a porta party corporate office? Somewhere in the deep Americans. 672 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:24,360 Speaker 1: How many dicks do you have? My I've I've got seven? Honey, 673 00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:33,960 Speaker 1: wake up, honey? Like job that was terrified? Are you okay? 674 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,640 Speaker 1: I've never seen you thrashed like that? Oh god, that 675 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:43,480 Speaker 1: was crazy town, pulled pulled out my sweats, about my sweats? 676 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:47,640 Speaker 1: Oh gosh? How many do I have? How many dicks 677 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,759 Speaker 1: do I have? I mean it looks like several, but 678 00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:54,720 Speaker 1: it's just awfully big one. Oh thank god? Yeah? Yeah, 679 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:58,880 Speaker 1: what do you mean? Thank god? What is that? Even? 680 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,799 Speaker 1: You thought there was more than one dick down here? What? Look, 681 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:06,120 Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just a little okay your you 682 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,400 Speaker 1: had multiple dicks in your dream? And was I in 683 00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:13,000 Speaker 1: fact involved in the dream? Yeah? Yeah, I beybe. You 684 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:18,560 Speaker 1: were in the dream? Right? What was I doing? Um? Huh? 685 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:22,799 Speaker 1: Why would you say? Um no, No, I'm trying to 686 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,960 Speaker 1: because it was a weird dream, you know, just trying 687 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:30,200 Speaker 1: to ye to place it. Um, anyway, I'm giving you 688 00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,360 Speaker 1: a girlfriend writing right now. Fine, I'm packing a bag 689 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,760 Speaker 1: five stars? Was I packing a bag in the dream? 690 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,839 Speaker 1: Because That's what I'm about to do? Okay, I'll say 691 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:44,480 Speaker 1: where you're going? Um, you gave me how much wake up, 692 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:49,200 Speaker 1: wake up, wake up. This is real, isn't it? This 693 00:45:49,360 --> 00:46:01,440 Speaker 1: is real? Wake up? Oh no, oh no, look I know. 694 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,040 Speaker 1: I know. When you when we started dating, you thought 695 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:08,279 Speaker 1: I was the football player, all right, and we we 696 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:11,359 Speaker 1: were a couple for two years before that misunderstanding got 697 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,200 Speaker 1: cleared up and I thought we worked through it. We did, 698 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:17,000 Speaker 1: We did work through it, right. You moved to London 699 00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:23,800 Speaker 1: mm hmm, yeah, boy did I you know? And then 700 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:28,040 Speaker 1: the wedding, which was the wedding mostly Oh god, we 701 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:33,080 Speaker 1: got married. That was real, wasn't it. Yeah? That was real? Yeah, yes, yes, 702 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:38,319 Speaker 1: it was too real. Your your family? Oh god, is 703 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,480 Speaker 1: this how shallow? You are? A marshally? You're gonna You're 704 00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:45,319 Speaker 1: gonna leave me because I you weren't in my sex dream. No, 705 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave you because you've taken all of my 706 00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:53,000 Speaker 1: money and squandered it. You you have started writing an 707 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:58,359 Speaker 1: email change I spend money to make money. Yeah, let's 708 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:04,160 Speaker 1: go over your investments, how we Yeah, thank you for 709 00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:07,680 Speaker 1: meeting gathering here at this late hour. There's been a hack, 710 00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:13,200 Speaker 1: an internal hack at Apple Incorporated, where we all are, 711 00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:16,120 Speaker 1: where we all were. Well, it is possible, and the 712 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:19,080 Speaker 1: worst of it is all of the personal ratings have 713 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:24,759 Speaker 1: been wiped. Oh thank god, good for some of you, 714 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:29,000 Speaker 1: bad for the others. Is there nothing that can be 715 00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:34,680 Speaker 1: done about there? Um, not that I know of. I 716 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,600 Speaker 1: think we're just gonna have to start the fresh slate. 717 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:39,480 Speaker 1: Everyone's gonna have to give reviews over again based on 718 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,080 Speaker 1: the experiences they're having with the people on ours. I mean, 719 00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,400 Speaker 1: I got a cousin that does some hack and too, 720 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:48,239 Speaker 1: and maybe he can reverse this situation. I don't know 721 00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,359 Speaker 1: that we just throw in the towel. Well we're not. 722 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,880 Speaker 1: I mean, we're we're we're we were reusing the towel. 723 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,439 Speaker 1: We're washing the towel. I'm gonna get rid of the Yeah, 724 00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,560 Speaker 1: cyber attack is serious. Is stuff. I get it. I 725 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,799 Speaker 1: get it. And you must have spent a lot of 726 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,080 Speaker 1: time working on this before you brought us in for 727 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:09,240 Speaker 1: this big announcement. So I certainly don't mean to usurp 728 00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:14,280 Speaker 1: your authoritative position. I just think I got to offer 729 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:18,919 Speaker 1: up some kind of suggestion here my brain's break. Well, yes, 730 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:22,000 Speaker 1: did you have a question, Yeah, I gotta watch I 731 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,120 Speaker 1: got a question. Oh sorry, who We both had our 732 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,759 Speaker 1: hand up and we're sitting right next to each other, 733 00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,040 Speaker 1: So I didn't know. It's hard from a stage, it's 734 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,359 Speaker 1: hard to tell who you're pointing at. I actually don't 735 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,160 Speaker 1: have a question. It was just waving. Oh oh, I 736 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,040 Speaker 1: did I have a question? But I was also kind 737 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,280 Speaker 1: of waving, but my hand wasn't moving while I was waving. 738 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,840 Speaker 1: So that's what anyway? Uh, what if we feel different 739 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,560 Speaker 1: about a person than we did when we wrote the review, 740 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,440 Speaker 1: do we gotta write the same review we wrote before? 741 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,640 Speaker 1: We got to write a review based on how we 742 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:56,000 Speaker 1: feel about that person. Now we're thinking based on a person. 743 00:48:56,520 --> 00:49:00,279 Speaker 1: How you feeling now? Two point Oh? Okay, I'm just 744 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:07,040 Speaker 1: gonna wave hi. You see. Apple sees this as an 745 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:13,799 Speaker 1: opportunity everybody for the world to be better. Hi. Hi. 746 00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,120 Speaker 1: If you were a five, continue to be a five 747 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,759 Speaker 1: if you were too. You can see. I didn't know 748 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:25,799 Speaker 1: that just waving was the choice we could take. Hi. Hi, 749 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:30,400 Speaker 1: So go out into the world, make those new reviews 750 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,480 Speaker 1: and made Jesus Christ bless us all. Why a second 751 00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:45,680 Speaker 1: did he say goodbye? Everybody's apple out? Whoa that thing? Yeah? 752 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,840 Speaker 1: It's so cool because he makes a sound with his 753 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,560 Speaker 1: mouth and then he does a thing with his hands. 754 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,799 Speaker 1: I think this is a dream because that was that 755 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:59,640 Speaker 1: was Steve Jobs. He's dead. Yeah, so who which one 756 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:02,959 Speaker 1: of us is dreaming? Brain break? Brain break, brain break? 757 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:09,520 Speaker 1: Not me? My dreams are way more fucked up. They 758 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:14,040 Speaker 1: are I've been in the couple. I guess it must 759 00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:17,759 Speaker 1: be my dream. Oh ship, how do we check? How 760 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:22,600 Speaker 1: do we find out? There must be a way to 761 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:29,319 Speaker 1: find that? Which one? That seems extreme? You need to 762 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:33,240 Speaker 1: wake him up from his dream. Okay, let's start with you. 763 00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,440 Speaker 1: I mean, what what if he what if dreaming is okay, 764 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,520 Speaker 1: we're just shooting a person in the head for having 765 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:42,400 Speaker 1: a dream. Maybe he's gotta Maybe it's life sucks and 766 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,719 Speaker 1: dreaming is how he escapes. Maybe he lives in the 767 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:52,120 Speaker 1: bottom of a border body. Oh god, Steve Jobs as 768 00:50:52,160 --> 00:51:02,239 Speaker 1: a pistol. Steve No, I feel like he's just Oh 769 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,400 Speaker 1: he's fun. I think he's dancing now. This is clearly 770 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:11,480 Speaker 1: Steve Jobs dream and I can't believe I'm in it. Stream. 771 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:18,080 Speaker 1: Oh what a fuck up dream? Oh thank god, I'm 772 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:22,840 Speaker 1: just alone here in the forest, the magical, magical forest. 773 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:32,759 Speaker 1: Good morning, stags lately in Good morning, squirrelly. How did 774 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:39,880 Speaker 1: you sleep? Oh fine, just fine? And you oh h 775 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:43,279 Speaker 1: quite well? Actually, but I maybe got a little too 776 00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:49,799 Speaker 1: much rimm. Steve Jobs, Yes, yes, wait a minute, did 777 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:59,600 Speaker 1: you have the same dream that is our show? Steve 778 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:04,000 Speaker 1: John in the dream world shot aunt Lee? What was 779 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:12,279 Speaker 1: aunt Lee's name? I just wrote Auntlee in my notes. 780 00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,239 Speaker 1: It seems so wrong. Thank you also very much for 781 00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:21,719 Speaker 1: being here. Let's start with Chris Alvarado. Chris, Oh, thank 782 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,359 Speaker 1: you for having me so much fun. Love everybody. It's 783 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:27,320 Speaker 1: fun to have people in the in the zoom with us. 784 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,640 Speaker 1: Kind of cool. Were performing for somebody. I wonder if 785 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,239 Speaker 1: he swings back around because he could jump back in, 786 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,440 Speaker 1: but he won't be heard, right, Sorry, so wait till 787 00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:39,160 Speaker 1: after we finished this part. Sorry, Chris. Thankful, just thankful, thankful. 788 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:44,200 Speaker 1: Gratitude to this guy. Thanks love that. Love you Jackie. 789 00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:49,560 Speaker 1: You want to gratitude to this guy. I love that. Yeah, 790 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,680 Speaker 1: this has been so fun, What a great way to 791 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:56,520 Speaker 1: spend the afternoon. And thank you, thank you. I'm gonna 792 00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,839 Speaker 1: throw some gratitude to the guy into into you guys 793 00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,840 Speaker 1: for having me right on and good luck finishing that script. 794 00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:05,880 Speaker 1: I'm excited to hear more about this. Yeah, James Eeney, 795 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:11,040 Speaker 1: thank you for having me again. Uh and uh check 796 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:14,960 Speaker 1: out the alchemy this on Reddit. It's it's called Alchemy Pod, 797 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:18,040 Speaker 1: I believe is what it is and get that community going. 798 00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,239 Speaker 1: We've we've got a lot of people that chat there 799 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,759 Speaker 1: and I think it's fun. Thank you for that. And James, 800 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,400 Speaker 1: I apologize for not reading your script yet. It's just 801 00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:28,480 Speaker 1: the Eastern movie, doesn't you know, excite me as much 802 00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:32,080 Speaker 1: as it should. Craig Atkowski, thank you for being Uh. 803 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:36,200 Speaker 1: There was no story selling trope uh more played out 804 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,799 Speaker 1: or hackier than it was all a dream? Or was it? 805 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,920 Speaker 1: And I will never get tired of doing it because 806 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:45,680 Speaker 1: I love it so much. Yes, that is that is 807 00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:50,960 Speaker 1: so true on all accounts. Mark Gagliardi, Yes, thanks for 808 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,160 Speaker 1: having me. I also would like to throw throw out 809 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:57,080 Speaker 1: some gratitude to the sky, as much gratitude as as 810 00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,040 Speaker 1: I have in me to send out and to say 811 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,840 Speaker 1: thank you guys. This is all always such a blast, 812 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:03,880 Speaker 1: right on, right on. Let's thank our producer and engineer 813 00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:08,560 Speaker 1: the stars, Mr Doug Bane. Find folks that I heart media. 814 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:14,320 Speaker 1: I'm Kevin Poll like your host, reminding you to please 815 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,080 Speaker 1: be kind to each other. Uh, and thank you so 816 00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:20,160 Speaker 1: damn much for listening and continuing to tell everyone you've 817 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:25,040 Speaker 1: ever met, and writing to us in all your supportive ways. Um. Yeah, 818 00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:31,600 Speaker 1: that's a message for today until next time. In a word,