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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially

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Speaker 1: integral to the fabric of our very nature.

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Speaker 2: Today we talk about so then I had to go

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Speaker 2: upstairs and explain to my mom what pornadoes were.

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Speaker 3: Wait, why do you think the inside of testicles is fruit?

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Speaker 3: Bio foot?

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Speaker 4: I'd like to apologize to my family for ruining their

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Speaker 4: computer for years.

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Speaker 5: I'm just gonna say, my budgets are both exactly the same.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, start your engines. M m m m

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Speaker 2: m ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming

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Speaker 2: ming ming ming ming.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Wow wow wow Wow. Whoa catch up entrance.

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Speaker 7: Yo, that's the first time I've thrown a buzzball?

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Speaker 2: How to feel great?

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Speaker 7: I felt connected right.

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Speaker 2: To everyone. Yeah, I thought about that because this is

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Speaker 2: what our fifth or sixth show on the tour. Dude,

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Speaker 2: I don't even know. There's no way to tell. I

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Speaker 2: was like, five, okay, there's no way to tell. Uh,

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Speaker 2: Like I said, there's no way to check that out.

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Speaker 7: Or six.

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Speaker 2: I was like, uh, when is the first time we're

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Speaker 2: going to get sued for breaking someone's face with a buzzball? Well,

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Speaker 2: I will say it that last not here.

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Speaker 5: I did toss one out and this woman was totally

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Speaker 5: like on her phone.

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Speaker 2: Looked up and was like, but she was cool, she

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Speaker 2: caught it, she hopefully. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: There was somebody on their phone at the intro already.

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Speaker 8: I think they were.

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Speaker 5: Like trying to like tweet about the fervor.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, spreading.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, spreading.

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Speaker 4: I think if they're in crowd, it's illegally binding. Contract contract, contract.

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Speaker 3: Sign it with weed, dude.

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Speaker 4: Yeah dude, yeah, yeah, you're not gonna sue us, right,

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Speaker 4: nobody's getting sued.

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Speaker 2: Good. Yeah, baby, I will say that I do love

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Speaker 2: the vibe of this theater. It's awesome. Yeah yeah, this

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Speaker 2: is beautiful.

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Speaker 5: Ye.

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Speaker 2: And it also feels like it could double as a

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Speaker 2: megachurch on the off nights.

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Speaker 5: So what's up with that? Are we like, are we

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Speaker 5: about to go to heaven to night?

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Speaker 7: Dude?

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Speaker 2: I hope not.

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Speaker 8: Dude. Are we all going to die together?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I hope not.

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: What did you have planned?

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Speaker 8: I got some ideas?

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Speaker 2: I think, you know I have ideas, Dursey.

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Speaker 3: You think everybody goes to church and just dies.

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Speaker 2: This is how little this guy goes to church.

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Speaker 8: Isn't that like what goes down.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't know.

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Speaker 8: It's been a while. It's been a while. Easter Bunny's real.

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Speaker 3: Though, right, dude, absolutely right. You guys hyped on Kermit

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Speaker 3: being here. It's Jim Henson's birthday today.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, happy birthday, Jim Henson.

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Speaker 3: Give it up for Jim Henson should jump.

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Speaker 5: Right into this and like, you know, we don't want

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Speaker 5: to be inorganic, but like favorite Jim Henson like moment,

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Speaker 5: movie show, like thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh dude, ever, the story it's the Labyrinth Jim Henson.

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Speaker 5: I will say, I think never one story was like

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Speaker 5: Jim Henson adjacent. I think maybe they were like in conjunction,

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Speaker 5: but that was like Henson joint.

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Speaker 8: It was they did the creatures are the creature factory,

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Speaker 8: but they.

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Speaker 7: Two the people that aren't me.

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Speaker 2: Uh, Jim Henson, What did he do again?

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Speaker 7: Jim Henson is fucking I'm a dumb as the.

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Speaker 2: Muppets bro Okay, that's the one I knew.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Jim Hempen, Jim Hempen, Jim your husband.

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Speaker 2: A lot of slips of the tongue.

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Speaker 5: Already, it's a race, lay down, Kyle, How's doing all

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Speaker 5: these fuck ups?

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Speaker 2: But they land in Weed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're in Colorado where they smoke a tone.

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Speaker 2: Whoa mile high?

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Speaker 3: Dude, the meaning of this place changed.

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Speaker 2: Bro did the amount of times my like driver from

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Speaker 2: the airport to the hotel was like, I could stop

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Speaker 2: at a dispensary. Same? Was it the same guy we had?

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Speaker 2: Because you guys get her a little driver Dave. He

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Speaker 2: told me that like twelve times too. He's like, I'm

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Speaker 2: driver Dave. We could stop at a dispensary. I've seen

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Speaker 2: some wild ship in my car and I'm like, what's

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Speaker 2: the wildest ship? And he's like, like a gay dude

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Speaker 2: tried to fuck me.

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Speaker 7: And I'm like, that's not procedure.

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Speaker 8: It's constantly dude.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all these gays trying to fuck this ass.

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Speaker 7: It's more flattering than awhile it's just flattering.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it actually has an happening a while. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I'm losing it. Sucks.

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Speaker 7: Is it the beard? Is the is the beard? Is

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Speaker 7: that changing your vibe?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, in an borno category with the beard automatically.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, baby bear cub, Yeah yeah, before you.

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Speaker 8: Were just like husky husky slick, like you could be

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Speaker 8: oiled down very easily. So what is he now though, wait,

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Speaker 8: what did you say you are?

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Speaker 2: Well, I would be like, you know, what, what is

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Speaker 2: the the gay term for like a bottom? A bear bottom,

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Speaker 2: bare bottom? Cub bear bottom? Is that the thing seems real?

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Speaker 2: All right? Cool, we're gonna find out.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna find I don't know, guys, it's gotta be

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Speaker 3: the al How do.

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Speaker 7: You survive up this high?

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Speaker 2: This is wild? Do you? Guys? So? What is the

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Speaker 2: what is your number one Henson flick? Then go, Mine's

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Speaker 2: Missus Doutfire. Yeah, I'm so not exactly sure what he's done,

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Speaker 2: but he's in at prosthetics, I think, Yeah, in which

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Speaker 2: case minus Missus Doutfire. Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Definitely never vibe with the Muppet movies.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. I was.

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Speaker 8: I was always kind of like, kind of boring.

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Speaker 2: Because there's not enough like porno involved.

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Speaker 8: You've never seen him. There's so much porno in these movies.

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Speaker 9: Oh shit, well I should go. Yeah, well, gonzo man,

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Speaker 9: that's where from.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's where it comes from.

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Speaker 2: Dude, we're in a church basically, so sorry, whoops, sorry,

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Speaker 2: God clean it up, my bad. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I guess my favorite Jim Henson movie would probably be

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Speaker 3: Labyrinth as well.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gonna go with a super dope.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go dark crystal, though oh a little more serious,

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Speaker 5: a little more like as a young child, you're like,

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Speaker 5: should I be watching this when they take the essence

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Speaker 5: out of those little people?

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Speaker 3: What are what is the name of the things?

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Speaker 5: Though it was the like sketches, those are striders and

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Speaker 5: todd I'm holding the microphone like this tonight, you fucking asshole.

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Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 3: You know what is crazy even better than the Jim

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Speaker 3: Henson movies, as if you watch like the behind the

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Speaker 3: scenes and you see the actors that are like in

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Speaker 3: those things and how long they like they like went

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Speaker 3: to ballet school and all this ship and then they

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Speaker 3: just throw these giant muth.

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Speaker 2: That's they've taken like dance to like the tenth degree,

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Speaker 2: like they're the best in their field. And then they're

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Speaker 2: just like have a big beacon and right, so we

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Speaker 2: really praise your chance to dance movies.

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Speaker 8: Please cover your face.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to go to ballet school to like

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Speaker 2: do all that ship. You just have to be in asshole, right,

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Speaker 2: You have to be willing to look like an asshole,

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Speaker 2: which I am.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, what you just signed me up, Jim, he passed away.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you look at.

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Speaker 4: This, just what what's good, gentleman.

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Speaker 2: Maybe we know him, maybe we don't.

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Speaker 3: If you don't realize what this silhouette is, this is

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Speaker 3: a Tiba Jefferson.

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Speaker 2: Legend.

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Speaker 3: By the way, how many people from Colorado Springs are

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Speaker 3: in the house? Yeah, what's up with Manitou? Is Manitou

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Speaker 3: in the building?

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Speaker 2: There?

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Speaker 7: We got a man from Manitou right now.

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Speaker 3: So one person that's fucking crazy.

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Speaker 2: And you uh took the seven and a half hour

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Speaker 2: drive from Omaha, Nebraska, where I'm from. This one you will.

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Speaker 7: We're not afraid to travel. We're not afraid to travel.

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Speaker 2: We're coming to Omaha. Is coming twice.

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Speaker 5: She's a double dipper already. She's a psycho coming twice.

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Speaker 5: No one comes to this show twice and means it. Dude, Oh,

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Speaker 5: this guy probably also a local legend.

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Speaker 7: Fine to guess.

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Speaker 8: There's no doubt in my mind he is about to.

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Speaker 7: Trouble.

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Speaker 8: He's like, so here's the deal. I'm going to fucking

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Speaker 8: break your spine if.

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Speaker 4: You don't get the fuck up right now, back off

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Speaker 4: this lip of the stage.

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Speaker 8: Everyone likes Jagermeister, cool shirt. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking finish you.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna literally take a picture of the inside of

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Speaker 3: your butthole with that thing. I'm gonna Now.

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Speaker 2: He's blocking you out, dude, he wants you to stay there.

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Speaker 2: I knew this is a Tiba's whole plan. Beat the

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Speaker 2: star of the show good with this two thousand and

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Speaker 2: three camera. Usually, usually comics are usually photographers like to

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Speaker 8: Usually he's like, you know, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 2: Wear my most fun bucket hat.

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Speaker 8: Right right, kind of just take up the entire light

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Speaker 2: That damn there you goes, there goes Jeff, give everyone

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Speaker 2: fucking disaster.

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Speaker 5: My guy, did you guys ever pre like, obviously we're

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Speaker 5: gonna date ourselves, but like phones are the best cameras now,

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Speaker 5: But did you guys ever carry around digital cameras before

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Speaker 5: phones kind of filled that?

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Speaker 2: That's good man, Yeah, dog, do you remember that?

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Speaker 5: Like what were we why were we documenting all like

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Speaker 5: documenting all those horrible things.

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Speaker 2: You childhood stairs, I'm not about child that when you

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Speaker 2: used to kill all those innocent animals, right, remember when.

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Speaker 5: You just find a homeless person and you'd be like

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Speaker 5: hroa and and oh my god, no but just like

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Speaker 5: in your twenties, you'd be like, hey, let's watch you

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Speaker 5: drink until you black out in this weird corner and

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Speaker 5: eat cap and crunch.

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Speaker 8: Why did we roll on that.

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Speaker 4: I don't know why we rolled on that, but we

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Speaker 4: were rolling on part. Yeah, for sure, we were really

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Speaker 4: like interested. Maybe we were just studying what happens. You

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Speaker 4: think that's what that was.

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Speaker 7: We were studying humanity.

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Speaker 8: You remember the first time.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't the first time, maybe the twelfth time. I

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Speaker 2: did a lot of mushrooms, and I uh uh was like,

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Speaker 2: because you know when you do mushrooms, You guys know

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Speaker 2: when you do mushrooms, You're like, I figured it out.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, oh man, it's so nice.

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Speaker 2: Those are makes sense. I figured the meaning of life.

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Speaker 2: We didn't even do that fair enough.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just putting silly putty all over your face

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Speaker 2: That is weird? And just walk around a city being like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: one time we took the what is that freeway? We took?

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Speaker 7: Down into Kansas is okay? Okay?

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Speaker 2: big deal. Wo yeah, I already had money. My clean

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Speaker 5: You know what you're saying, your mom clean houses. But

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a twelve year old van. I don't

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Speaker 8: How did you want van?

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Speaker 3: Dude?

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Speaker 2: You know this of it. Don't act surprised now, I've

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Speaker 7: I actually didn't not have you.

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Speaker 8: I don't know if I had a conversion van either.

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Speaker 7: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 7: It wasn't a conversion van.

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Speaker 2: You know he had a television in his van.

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Speaker 3: But honestly, you must have thought you in one of

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Speaker 3: no fucking clue. And this changes the.

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Speaker 8: Way you grew up is completely different.

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Speaker 3: This changes a lot. You were like Richie rich.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I really wasn't in his car in the nineties.

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Speaker 7: It wasn't the nineties. It was two thousand and one.

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Speaker 8: So you had a VCR in two thousand and one.

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Speaker 2: It was a VCR. Okay, yeah, it was sick. You're

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Speaker 2: not gonna lie it was a sick used vehicle. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it was a Mark three conversion. Man. Yeah, you guys know,

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Speaker 2: pretty sick with But and I borrowed it from my

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Speaker 2: Is there a BCR or just mostly missed out Fire

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Speaker 2: my favorite Jim Henson film, Yes, and honestly miss Grandma

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Speaker 2: and uh and Half Baked and then and then I

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Speaker 7: Deep deep in the heart of Kansas.

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Speaker 2: And then we uh were driving, We're like, we finally

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Speaker 2: Kansas and we're like, does it seem right?

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Speaker 4: That is a true adventure. You don't have your phone,

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Speaker 4: You're just heading somewhere. That's a cool time. People don't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, yeah, people get to just drive exactly

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Speaker 7: At anytime.

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Speaker 3: Fucking sucks. Now you get where you want to be.

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Speaker 2: You can reach out to anyone whenever and they'll respond

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Speaker 5: Round of applause or whatever the fuck we want to

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Speaker 5: call it, Like, do you guys want to just like

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Speaker 5: turn your phones off and go on a road trip

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Speaker 8: Right?

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Speaker 7: And now follow up pretty much?

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Speaker 8: What have you actually fucking done that?

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Speaker 2: All right? This is Colorado, though, This is the crowd

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Speaker 2: that people are like, I just gotta get.

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Speaker 8: Away from that, all right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, Milicia, I'm gonna join for sure. No,

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Speaker 2: that's Oregon, that's Washington, I think.

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Speaker 4: Also, can you stand up? If you guys really looked

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Speaker 4: at Ursy's outfit?

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Speaker 3: What's going on with this?

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Speaker 7: Like, like, I don't.

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Speaker 8: Know, is the fucking sickest outfit I've ever seen?

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Speaker 6: Does he?

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Speaker 5: I'm just dressing like a normal Denver dog, you know

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Speaker 5: what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Here's the deal?

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Speaker 7: What is school about?

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Speaker 2: How normal you look? Here? Is that any other city

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Speaker 2: we were to go, where to go to? If you

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Speaker 2: shut up looking like that, people would be like, what

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Speaker 2: the fuck is that you're wearing a sleeping bag of shorts. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but here they're like seems cool. Yeah, there's a person.

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Speaker 5: But I will say this, like, we give Blake a

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Speaker 5: lot of shit because he pretends that he skateboards and

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Speaker 5: skate No, but I had so much like winter gear. Like,

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Speaker 5: I'm lucky I didn't break out the crampons tonight? What

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Speaker 5: is what's that? But I live in southern California. I

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Speaker 5: don't get to wear this, so I'm in Denver. It

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Speaker 5: was like ninety degrees today. But I'm still gonna break

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Speaker 5: it out. I'm still breaking it out.

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Speaker 4: Those shorts are awesome. I do want to pair. They

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Speaker 4: look cozy as fuck.

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Speaker 7: Every time.

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Speaker 4: I've only seen him in pitchers before tonight. This is

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Speaker 4: the first time I'm seeing them in the flesh, and

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Speaker 4: they do.

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Speaker 2: They're fun, dope. These are shorts.

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Speaker 3: Wait, what is a What is a crampon? Is that

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Speaker 3: like a winter tampon or something? Yeah, like cramp is yeah,

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Speaker 3: Blake extra furry or something.

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Speaker 5: It's like spikes for your shoes to ice climb.

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Speaker 3: Oh shit, that's way different on your period.

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Speaker 8: Okay, No, it's just ice climbing spikes.

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Speaker 2: And do you ice climb.

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Speaker 8: Ever, yeah no, and to that point, I also don't

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Speaker 8: have crampons.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay.

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Speaker 8: I was like, uh, it was just for the joke, gotcha.

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Speaker 8: It's gonna be a lot of that tonight, a lot

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Speaker 2: Now are those shorts? Because to me, they don't. They

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Speaker 2: do not make sense, because why if you're wearing shorts,

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Speaker 2: why do you need a sleeping bag wrapped around your dick?

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Speaker 8: I mean, what's cool is that everyone out there is like, haha.

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Speaker 5: He doesn't realize that when you're skiing in Colorado was

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Speaker 5: boots up to here?

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Speaker 8: Am I?

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Speaker 2: Right? Am? I?

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Speaker 8: Right?

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Speaker 4: Oh shit? So that's like, yeah, okay, that's like wearing

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Speaker 4: like your powdered.

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Speaker 8: With just like tights, yeah, into the boots. Okay, you

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Speaker 8: would wear un of those. You wouldn't just go like

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Speaker 8: you're going right now, like with your knees showing.

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Speaker 2: No, I like tights.

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Speaker 8: Okay, Yeah, that doesn't make sense to me.

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I'm gonna drive.

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Speaker 5: I got some sick knickerbockers that I've never worn that

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Speaker 5: I've just I just can't muster it up. You know,

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Speaker 5: have you guys ever not been able to muster something up? Adam, Now,

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Speaker 5: I can always muster, but you have no problem Mustard, Like,

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Speaker 5: have you ever had anything you just couldn't muster up?

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty couldn't Mustard. Most of my life is about

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, I'm good. Good to know Kyle Mustaring.

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Speaker 8: Having trouble mustering lately. Yes, just as of late.

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Speaker 4: But it's a new thing. It's never happened before. I

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Speaker 4: normally can muster anything.

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Speaker 3: It's the altitude, dude, it's the altitude.

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Speaker 7: It's the altitude.

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Speaker 3: Hard to muster in the altitude. I would blame so

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Speaker 3: much shit on the altitude here. Yeah, right, Like, do

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Speaker 3: you guys lean into it if you're like late to

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, but I feel like if you live here

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Speaker 2: you're used to it, Well, you have to be like

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Speaker 2: two weeks brand new, and then for those two weeks

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Speaker 2: you really have to take advantage.

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Speaker 3: So if you've been in a marriage for like seven

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Speaker 7: That's the lusting I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: You can hit them with a little like honey, it's gasping

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Speaker 2: for breath. Look, you can't fucking breathe.

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Speaker 3: It's the sweetheart. You know the altitude, right, We've lived

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Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, sorry, I gotta take it on a walk.

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Speaker 2: I gotta go for a he.

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Speaker 3: Put on the crampons and uh hit a little ice

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Speaker 3: climb session. And then when I get.

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Speaker 2: Back, we're gonna oh shit, all wives after seven years

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Speaker 2: want to be made love to.

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Speaker 7: Also, what did you do with your hands there?

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Speaker 2: Bro? Were you? Just like?

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Speaker 8: Honey? The kids are sleeping? Will you.

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Speaker 7: Finally have a moment alone? It's time to wow?

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Speaker 11: Wow?

451
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 2: Wow, Wow Wow, let's just do the real quick. I

452
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:23,879
Speaker 2: miss us feel like it's time to wow.

453
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 3: Just wow.

454
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,520
Speaker 2: Kids are asleep.

455
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 8: Oh, the kids are asleep.

456
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 3: It's time to wow, sweetheart. It's Christmas Eve, I know,

457
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:36,920
Speaker 3: but Santa Claus comes down the chimney and.

458
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 2: I love it. We put it on Christmas. Yeah. It's like,

459
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:46,160
Speaker 2: you're so good at just putting there. And the wife

460
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 2: is like, I just put on my crampons. I just

461
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,879
Speaker 2: strapped on the crampons. I can't wow. Wow right now.

462
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 3: Baby, the sleeping bag shorts are already around my ankles.

463
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 8: It's a lifestyle.

464
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,639
Speaker 3: I like Rotto. Bro, can I call it Roto?

465
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:08,240
Speaker 7: Is that cool?

466
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 8: Noo?

467
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,200
Speaker 2: That was dead?

468
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get my ass beat after the show.

469
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:13,639
Speaker 8: Yeah?

470
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,160
Speaker 5: Is that like saying san fran Like people don't say

471
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 5: san FRANI, you don't say Roto?

472
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 2: Does anybody nobody say Ronto?

473
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 3: Right?

474
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:21,199
Speaker 2: I have one?

475
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 7: My friend feels dumb.

476
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 2: So my friend to Colorado and loved California.

477
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,439
Speaker 7: And so when we were eighteen years old, he's alive.

478
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 7: He's dead.

479
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 2: He's alive. Bro, since he's dead, he's starting.

480
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 7: No, he's not dead on hers he's alive.

481
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 8: Well call him right now?

482
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 2: Find out whoa calling him?

483
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,719
Speaker 7: My friend Austin you know him?

484
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:48,639
Speaker 2: I know something you don't. And he got the tattoo,

485
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 2: uh Cali on his body. And when I this, we're

486
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:57,439
Speaker 2: eighteen years old, and I go, oh, what is that for?

487
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 2: Thinking California? And he he goes Caliordo? Whoa, shut up bitch, whoa?

488
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 2: And then that's it, dude, the guy's dumb as fuck?

489
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,679
Speaker 7: Really really, yeah, didn't you get him?

490
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 8: Like a yeah?

491
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 2: Man, for sure?

492
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 8: For sure?

493
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 4: You know.

494
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,120
Speaker 2: I was like, do I know know how to spell Colorado? Yeah?

495
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:20,360
Speaker 1: Yeah?

496
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 7: I was like, let me just set up a real

497
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,239
Speaker 7: quick Dictionary. What's going on?

498
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:27,440
Speaker 4: I was like, Oh, I'm dumb as fuck Caliorado, but Colorado.

499
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 4: Now he could cover it because he likes California.

500
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 7: Is that what he does?

501
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

502
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:33,400
Speaker 8: We do?

503
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:38,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm down for Caliorado. Can we do a thing?

504
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 2: That's what? That's what like? People that hate Californians moving

505
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 2: to Colorado, that's what they call it. They're like, yeah,

506
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 2: welcome to Caliordo.

507
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, hey fuck California, right guys?

508
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, I like that.

509
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 7: You don't like California out here?

510
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 6: Huh oh I think I think.

511
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 7: Hey, guys, boot Colin Blake, they're from there.

512
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:05,439
Speaker 2: Yeah.

513
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,639
Speaker 7: Let me let me feel what that feels like.

514
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 4: Give me a big boo, dude, I feel like a

515
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 4: fucking heel.

516
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 2: You know.

517
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,880
Speaker 8: Shut that was too much.

518
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 2: Shut up, Shut up, bitch, I'm going to cry. Damn man.

519
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 7: That felt fucking gnarly.

520
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know what, the they got a good

521
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 5: thing going on here.

522
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 2: I was.

523
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,199
Speaker 5: I went to Winter Park this past winter and fucking

524
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,400
Speaker 5: steed it up, nice dude, And there's nothing like going

525
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 5: to a mountain and realizing there's moguls everywhere that you

526
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 5: can't handle.

527
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

528
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 8: I was like this is extra tough. I can't do this.

529
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 3: There's a bunch of super rich people.

530
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 4: No, dude, logos are bumps. Dude, mogos are bumps on

531
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 4: the slopes.

532
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 2: It's I thought there was a ton of like billionaires. No,

533
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 2: that's not able to deal with.

534
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 5: That's aspen, that's veil, that's aspen underpart mogo bumps.

535
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 8: It's like, uh this it's the mountain.

536
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 3: Oh all right, which I know?

537
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 6: Well acne?

538
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, do you have bad acne?

539
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 3: As a kidd dude? You know I kind of had.

540
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 8: You did?

541
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 4: You had big breakouts? Man, you had big breakouts?

542
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 3: Well, I think I said into the beast, like, okay, well.

543
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 8: First off, I worked out it.

544
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 2: You used to rub your face with tepperoni pizza or what? Yeah,

545
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,880
Speaker 2: what's the fed into?

546
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 7: That doesn't help.

547
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 4: When you're a teenager, you get jobs at like greasy

548
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,880
Speaker 4: places and you're just like you didn't have a job

549
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:35,919
Speaker 4: at a greasy place.

550
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, no, we well we worked at a movie

551
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 3: theater and I was in large of like the popcorn machine.

552
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 2: Just tell you to always take the oil and go right.

553
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 2: I'm feeding into the beast.

554
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,439
Speaker 3: No, you're just around it and the steam is getting

555
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 3: into your pores, and it's steam is.

556
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 8: Good for your pores. That's how they like relieve act

557
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 8: but not greasy.

558
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, when it's gas form gashous form of butter right,

559
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 3: literally your chicks eating a butter spa.

560
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,919
Speaker 2: Basically, Yeah, it's worse than altitude.

561
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 8: It's close.

562
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 3: I'm figuring. I'm still figuring that out.

563
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 2: So you have sits on your face a lot in

564
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:19,679
Speaker 2: high school?

565
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 5: Well, I think it's just like, did you have zits

566
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 5: on your face or not?

567
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 2: Hey, it's okay, I has too blake hads. I didn't,

568
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 2: but people have them.

569
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 7: You didn't have any zits?

570
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 2: Not really? Well really, there is also dres Is, maybe

571
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 2: the sexiest one of us. Now okay, okay, I give okay, guys.

572
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 2: The guy's cross eyed in real life. You got that

573
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 2: ship fixed. And he also had the most gangly teeth

574
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 2: I've ever seen. Right on, I'm like the like sixth

575
00:27:55,359 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 2: Kardashian where they just fix everyone and you're like, you.

576
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 8: Know what I had.

577
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 5: It wasn't like back Mee where it was like a

578
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 5: full on like outbreak.

579
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 2: Hot hot hot, HOWK.

580
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 5: But when you when you swim, you're in like a

581
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 5: gnarly pool, your skin gets all fucked up from the chlorine,

582
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 5: and I would just get these monster honking white heads

583
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 5: on my back with the kind that you need a

584
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 5: friend to pop for you. So that would be like

585
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 5: the girls, you know, like some people love popping. Yeah, chicken,

586
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 5: girls on the would come pop my zips exactly.

587
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:29,479
Speaker 7: Yeah, chicken, you don't have pop.

588
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 2: I don't care.

589
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 8: You gotta ask them. I don't know what they were doing,

590
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 8: but I was like, gonna get it. Go ahead and

591
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 8: get it, girl, gonna get it, go get it.

592
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 2: See, I didn't even have that bat it there they left,

593
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 2: you said, They're like they go.

594
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 3: Now She's like, I'm about to pop your ship right now, she.

595
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 2: Says, one on his neck. She's like, let's go to

596
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 2: the bathroom right now.

597
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 12: I'm gonna pop that sit and then we're gonna put

598
00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 12: on these crampons. And I, uh, I have I didn't

599
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 12: have that bad of acony.

600
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 2: But my mom wanted me to be such a little

601
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 2: hot fuck boy. Penny wanted me to be so fucking sexy,

602
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,479
Speaker 2: and I wasn't. I don't know.

603
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 8: Was she always be like was she always think who's

604
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 8: your girlfriend? Like why don't you have a Yeah?

605
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 2: She was always like I didn't have a girlfriend in

606
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 2: the sixth grade. By the way, I'm crippled, right, you're ten,

607
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 2: I'm eleven years old. I cannot walk at this point,

608
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 2: I would say by cement truck. And I'm like, my

609
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 2: legs are extended, they're in traction. But you were local famous,

610
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 2: so they're like kind of like, are we worrying me around?

611
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 2: And she's like, so you don't have a girlfriend, and

612
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, I kind of get it. No, I don't

613
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 2: know how to walk anymore, so that's a hurdle for me.

614
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 7: But you're a local legend.

615
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 8: You're like on the news.

616
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 2: She's like working this angle. Caleb can skateboard and hackey

617
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 2: sack and I can't physically walk upstairs. So he's got

618
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 2: literally a leg up. Given points for that, Yeah, thank you, yes.

619
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 2: And then she was so cool, excited to be so

620
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 2: supportive of me being a gay man.

621
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 7: Oh, she was so supportive.

622
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 2: She was like, I just want you to know me

623
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 2: and your father are okay with it. Yeah that's and

624
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, what they're like if you are gay

625
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 2: and I'm eleven, and I'm like, oh, thank you, Yeah,

626
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 2: that's what I mean. I'm almost positive I I want chicks, right.

627
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 5: It's like you don't like watching you like watching like

628
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 5: full pen Porno when it doesn't have like an.

629
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 8: Actual dick in and you're like, I could go for

630
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,239
Speaker 8: the dick. So you're like, where do I stand on that?

631
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 3: Then?

632
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 2: I don't know when it happened to you, But I

633
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 2: wasn't watching full pen Porno at eleven.

634
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 4: No, at eleven it was still like damn that dropped hard.

635
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 4: At eleven, it was still scrambled porno. It was like

636
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 4: still piecing together.

637
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 8: So it was like, yeah, yeah, I was getting into it.

638
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 4: Also, at that time, you just wait for like the

639
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 4: JPEG to load on your fucking prodigy as soon as

640
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 4: showed up dude game on AOL chat rooms.

641
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 5: Did you get like a DVD and like load up

642
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 5: for like new hours?

643
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, dude.

644
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 8: I was a paper boy, so I got Hella hours like.

645
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 4: You would, because they would give them away in the

646
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 4: newspapers for fucking free, and my brother and I would

647
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 4: just take them all and not deliver them to our route.

648
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 3: So that's why our hometown didn't have internet.

649
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, we took them, dude, and we used them. We

650
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 4: used all the free hours you.

651
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 3: Should have resold that ship, dude.

652
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 4: Why we needed it? We needed scan and look at boobs.

653
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 2: What was the first website that you guys ever went to? Oh?

654
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 7: I know mine?

655
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 13: Oh goodbye, like literal website, dude.

656
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 2: I remember the first got I typed in okay, my dad.

657
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 2: It was like the the computer that's like in our

658
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 2: living room, basically my dad's watching TV. She's there, and

659
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 2: I like kept moving the computer like to face the corner,

660
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 2: and he's like, what are you doing over there? And

661
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 2: I'm like it's too bright. I don't want to distract you.

662
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 2: And he's like, all right, right, I know you're trying

663
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 2: to wamah wa wah wow. I typed in boobs dot com. Yeah, goodbye, dude.

664
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 4: It worked when Yeah, that's probably a good website. Probably

665
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 4: still is.

666
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 2: Damn.

667
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 4: I remember that I got so many viruses. My mom

668
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 4: put a password on the computer. Yeah, not STDs, but

669
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:49,239
Speaker 4: like viruses on the computer from pornography, COVID, covid and

670
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 4: that my my mom put a password on it. And

671
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 4: I could never ever fucking crack this thing. It sucked.

672
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 2: And then years later it was your mom's name sixty nine.

673
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 7: Oh dude, she hers, she just the password was so easy.

674
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 8: It was no more porno.

675
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 2: Wow.

676
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 4: Like, of course, I would never have thought that.

677
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: That's not what I was after. I was after more porno.

678
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: I probably typed in more porno a lot.

679
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 3: What the freaking heck? My? I remember my first website.

680
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 3: I was so lame. I went to Oreo dot com.

681
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 3: I swear to god, I was like, I wonder if

682
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 3: Oreo has a website?

683
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 8: Wasn't actually Oreo?

684
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 3: And they did them.

685
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 2: My second website was double stuff dot com.

686
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 7: Way different day, way different.

687
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, you were looking for Oreo, way different.

688
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 7: I was looking for Oreo, but it wasn't that.

689
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was I don't remember. This is how old

690
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 2: I am. I don't remember. There's our oldest friend the Internet.

691
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 5: We had something called Prodigy, Yes, Prodigy Yes, And you

692
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 5: could just go on to like stores and I remember

693
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 5: going like J. C. Penny and looking at toys and

694
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 5: it was like just text, there were no pictures, and

695
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 5: you would just it was like an inventory list, and

696
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 5: you'd be like, do they have Tycho fast tracks the

697
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 5: RC car?

698
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,720
Speaker 2: They got it, it's seventy nine dollars.

699
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 8: I want that for Christmas.

700
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 5: And you would just like print the page of the words, dude,

701
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 5: I mean, you have to tell your children that story

702
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 5: because they're gonna be that's like, it's like readings are

703
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 5: parents going, Like I remember when you used to have

704
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 5: to crank the car to get started, yeah.

705
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, or the phone or whatever.

706
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, crank the phone to get started.

707
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, like yeah, they used to run like that, Like

708
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 7: what are you doing?

709
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 2: What is this?

710
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 7: It's fucking your fucking house.

711
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 2: Has a house had?

712
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 5: My house has like it's like an old fucking house,

713
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 5: so they kept like the og phone in there.

714
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 2: I have to be like cute, but like what I

715
00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 2: think it's.

716
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:03,399
Speaker 4: I think it's a centrifical motion kind of producing energy.

717
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 2: I mean, I love what.

718
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,240
Speaker 4: It's not centrifical motion, but it's it's producing energy somehow

719
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 4: by resistance, kind of like the same way that Tesla's

720
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 4: get they charge their batteries when.

721
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 2: You're on a break, you know what I mean?

722
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, he damn thank you. Yeah, I think so so dumb.

723
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

724
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,399
Speaker 4: I'm just taking a stab at it.

725
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 3: So you think that the crank on the phone is

726
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 3: you said, centrifical energy.

727
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 8: I think it's. I think it's making energy.

728
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 4: I think it's making the electricity are you just our

729
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,240
Speaker 4: simeo hauling?

730
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 6: Like I actually like that answer now that you I

731
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:41,439
Speaker 6: listen this time.

732
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 8: Oh, I think that's what's going on.

733
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 4: Same thing with the car, but the car was like,

734
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 4: I don't know, you're turning it over.

735
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 3: I know.

736
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 8: Yeah you guys.

737
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 2: Did you guys ever get caught watching porno like at

738
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 2: your parents house? Dude?

739
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 7: My mom's password was no.

740
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 2: More way too excited Mom. I remember her someone like.

741
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, I had like a close I had one

742
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 5: close call where like I'm like upstairs, I hear her

743
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,720
Speaker 5: like come home, and I'm.

744
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, and like back in the day

745
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 2: when you have like.

746
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 5: All your shit on like a disc okay right right right,

747
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 5: and I'm like popping discs out, hiding discs, getting pants up,

748
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 5: wiping brow and then she just comes up and goes

749
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 5: like straight to the bathroom, doesn't.

750
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 8: Even look in the room. And I was like, oh,

751
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 8: like I'm fucking She's like this is She's great. Mom

752
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 8: was like.

753
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 5: Yeah she might, but it was one of those moments

754
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 5: where you're like, Okay, things are about to go this way,

755
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 5: things are about to go that way. Like it could

756
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 5: have been a very different lifestyle, like she would have

757
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 5: had that on me to this day. Like when she

758
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,359
Speaker 5: comes to like see my children at my house, she'd

759
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 5: be like, well, I wonder.

760
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 8: When you're gonna catch this one jerking.

761
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 5: Off like I caught you, but she didn't, and so

762
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 5: now we never got So.

763
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 7: You never got caught.

764
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 2: That's cool, not on purpose.

765
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 8: What I remember, I had it.

766
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 4: There was a tell that I knew when my parents

767
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 4: were coming home, because it would there would be like, uh, you.

768
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 3: Alone, traps, Oh my god, chips out and if they

769
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 3: heard the crunching you had like old spy kids gear.

770
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it was like when because we lived in

771
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,919
Speaker 4: a cul de sac, so when they when the car

772
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 4: would turn, it would reflect the light onto the wall.

773
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 4: And so I'd be sitting there looking at the corn.

774
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 5: Oh, I can't even imagine how good you got it,

775
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 5: like light flash, we do this, we do that, we

776
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 5: did this.

777
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 4: Were here it was, and I'm cooking popcorn like exactly exactly,

778
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,839
Speaker 4: but a lot of then it got fucked because all

779
00:37:55,880 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 4: the the pornadoes would happen when it would pop up,

780
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 4: pop up, and so you'd have to just seriously like

781
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 4: fucking unplug the computer.

782
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 7: And then like hope that nothing broke.

783
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 2: You just punch your fist through the computer screen. I

784
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 2: don't know what happened. Someone was in that house. Well,

785
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 2: I have a crazy story about the pornado that would happen.

786
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 7: Is I'm gonna come. I remember which a pornado is?

787
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 2: Just pop up school, pop up?

788
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 8: You can't stop.

789
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 2: I remember there used to be pop ups all the time.

790
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 2: And I remember I was a senior in high school

791
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 2: and I hear the garage shore open. We's a tiny house.

792
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 2: So like once the garage shoor is opening up, she's

793
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,359
Speaker 2: walking in in undertak you.

794
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 8: Know exactly how much time do you have put it away?

795
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,879
Speaker 2: And so I couldn't. There were so many pop ups,

796
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 2: and I'm trying to exit out of them, and my

797
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 2: pants are on my ankles, and then I like and

798
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 2: hobble to the couch and jump on the couch and

799
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 2: then throw the giant throat pillow over my shimmy up,

800
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 2: don't even get my.

801
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,919
Speaker 7: Boy, and then shimmy up my pants. And my mom comes.

802
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 2: She's like at school today, and I'm like, it's fine,

803
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 2: get out of here.

804
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 8: You have a boner. School's fine, get out, it's fine.

805
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 6: Why are you even a name?

806
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 2: Like my mom bought the shittiest computer that she could buy,

807
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 2: and uh, it was making like it was like gun

808
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 2: gun gun gunk, and.

809
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 8: The woman with the cow is chunking.

810
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 2: It was a gateway gateway and it was like I

811
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 2: gotttt get got And she's like, this dang thing makes

812
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 2: so much noise. I'm like, don't worry about I'll take

813
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 2: care of it. She also was like, what are you doing?

814
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 2: And I'm like watching TV. The TV's not on and

815
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 2: the remote is on the other side of the couch, right,

816
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 2: all right, classic because she said napping. Yeah, I could

817
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 2: have said napping with my pants around my ankles, trying

818
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 2: out the couch. It's a new seventeen year old thing.

819
00:39:56,640 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 2: And my mom walks over to the computer screen. She

820
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,280
Speaker 2: looks at it. And my mom's a pretty open minded person.

821
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 2: I think if she saw me, you know, I'm seventeen

822
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 2: years old, eighteen years old, I think she had been like,

823
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 2: all right, you're you know, I get it, you're hormonal teenager.

824
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 2: But she looks at me and she goes, you're fucking disgusting.

825
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 2: That's rough to her mother. Opposite of open yeah, closed, yeah, close,

826
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 2: and Tom is just poor.

827
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 5: No.

828
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I said I'm like, and she goes,

829
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 2: what if Britney looked at this? And Brittany's my little sister?

830
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 2: And uh, and I go, I don't give a ship.

831
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 2: She's right, also just like weird, like what if she did.

832
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 7: I'm like, what if she did?

833
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not showing it to it Like

834
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 2: she's she's a teenager too, I'm sure she's seen stuff

835
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 2: like this. She's super morning. She's like, he doesn't have

836
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 2: a sister, he doesn't know girls like hell horn though, right,

837
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 2: and then uh, she marches upstairs. And then I go

838
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 2: look at the computer screen and it was a pop

839
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 2: up that had popped up and it was hot brother

840
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 2: on Sister incest action. Yeah.

841
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 5: You know what though, like, let's get down to the

842
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 5: fucking bottom. Let's do it all right, let's do Swiss

843
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 5: Man science like and I feel like they listen to

844
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,280
Speaker 5: the podcast we're in a church.

845
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 2: Who does Okay, we're talking pornos if you're the people.

846
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 8: Who run like porn hub or whatever, Oh yeah, why

847
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 8: are you?

848
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 7: Like there was a sublime directory at the time, the like.

849
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 2: Step brother, sister mother stuff. What are we doing?

850
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 8: I don't know who's asking for this.

851
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 2: I don't know nobody's asking for it?

852
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 8: Well are those are those generated by users?

853
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 2: Like?

854
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 4: Is it like that's the demand and you're seeing the

855
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 4: supply right there?

856
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 2: Is that? What?

857
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 8: So then who's acted for it out there?

858
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 2: Well?

859
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know it's it's it's like there's not a

860
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 4: lot of.

861
00:41:55,280 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 2: Time, but we're having along day. It's okay, we're not

862
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 2: doing that anymore. Big butts aren't good enough. Gotta be

863
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 2: your mom's big But what happened to.

864
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 8: Dude? It's I'm just like, it's fucked up.

865
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 2: You don't need this.

866
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 7: It's wild. But the Brady bunch was doing it right.

867
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 3: It happened to just oreo dot com.

868
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 2: Fair enough, fair enough, dude. Long digs is the funniest

869
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,760
Speaker 2: thing to type into a search engine. Long, not even big,

870
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 2: specifically long, narrow, narrow, long as hell, slim longs.

871
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 8: I actually like to type in slim longs.

872
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 14: It's and and surprisingly a lot of it's like just

873
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 14: whizzler dicks where you're like, whoa, that's long, wow, weirdly

874
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 14: skinny and stud Yeah.

875
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 3: Holy moly, it looks like an earthworm.

876
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 7: Earthworm gym.

877
00:42:55,760 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, that'd be weird too, that'd be crazy, as somebody

878
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 5: had that, right, but the cool like they'd be your

879
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 5: coolest friend, right.

880
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. So then I had to like go upstairs and

881
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 2: explain to my mom what pornadoes were, yeah, and like

882
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 2: what pop ups were, and like, uh. To my mom's credit,

883
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 2: she believed me immediately, right, she loves which I could

884
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 2: totally have just been like jerking off to incest porn

885
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 2: like a fucking creep.

886
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 3: No, She's like, bro, I must stop you right there.

887
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 3: I know what a pornado is. Yeah, that's not what

888
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 3: I'm freaked out about.

889
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 7: All right, Okay.

890
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 3: I bought the computer for a reason. Everyone bought their

891
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,240
Speaker 3: computers for the same reason.

892
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 5: It is sad when you get your computer and it's

893
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 5: brand new and.

894
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 3: You're like, I'm gonna make me jurgy.

895
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 8: Here we go.

896
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 7: I know.

897
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 4: Do you have like tigns where you're like, I'm not

898
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 4: using this device for that.

899
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 2: I don't do it.

900
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 8: iPads stay clean.

901
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:53,399
Speaker 7: iPad stays clean.

902
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 2: I guess you're touching it.

903
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 5: A lot, so, but they stay like you know in

904
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 5: the up and up.

905
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, you never have to clear your history on the

906
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 4: iPad every other time.

907
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,800
Speaker 2: My friend's dad had a garage computer.

908
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 8: Jesus dude in the car computer.

909
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 2: Tried to is my friend's dad. He had a garage computer,

910
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 2: and if you tried to touch this garage computer, he

911
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 2: could be anywhere in the house and he'd be like,

912
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 2: you're not gonna.

913
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 8: Okay, you guys can play Read a Rabbit.

914
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Yeah, what are you doing?

915
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 8: Moon Blaster Oregon Trail? Get off that all right? You

916
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 8: guys have fun.

917
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 5: Duke inside inside, Come on inside, Come on, you.

918
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 3: Boys want to play Doom. I can tell you want

919
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 3: to play Doom.

920
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 2: You don't want.

921
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 10: You don't want the garage that's inside. There's no men

922
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 10: on that that's inside. This computer the worst. I'm gonna

923
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 10: lock the store behind you. But Chris computer not good?

924
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 2: Adam?

925
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,760
Speaker 3: Are you tapping the freaking Rockies?

926
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 2: Hey?

927
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 8: Can we get a couple of more beers?

928
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 2: That?

929
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 8: He actually?

930
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:18,280
Speaker 3: Isaac? Can we get a can the Silver Bullet train

931
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:18,959
Speaker 3: roll through?

932
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 2: Or freaking what?

933
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 7: Yeah?

934
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 2: Have you guys?

935
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 7: He Isaac? That it comes, Isaac.

936
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 2: We're old famous manager to the stars.

937
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 7: Oh, thank you for the water. That was so considerate

938
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 7: of you, Isaac.

939
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,959
Speaker 2: Take your shirt off for the fans, Isaac.

940
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 8: Take your pants off for me.

941
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 7: Take your pants off for me.

942
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 2: Right now, so far we're zero for five on the

943
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 2: live shows, getting him to take his shirt off.

944
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 3: Isaac seemed like super grumpy today. That's really must be

945
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 3: the altitude.

946
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 2: Remember remember when I said I had a friend with

947
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 2: a garage computer ago, Yeah, you grew up.

948
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 7: It's my manager, Isaac.

949
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 6: Wow, the mountains really are blue. That's pretty cool.

950
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 5: You know this stuff is made to chill absolutely, so

951
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 5: we have to read like like advertising copy.

952
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 8: And I think we might be the world's worst at it.

953
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 7: Ever, do you guys to lapping too hard?

954
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,879
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, they're bad. Like, I don't think we're bad.

955
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 2: I didn't.

956
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 4: I think we were great. I'm horrible at it. I know.

957
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well I guess let's find out. Let's uh,

958
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 2: who think if you think are I'm the best? Or

959
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 2: Dirt's the best? Or Blake is the best?

960
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 8: Uh?

961
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 3: Thank you?

962
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 7: All right, let's go. Do you think Kyle is the best?

963
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 2: Oh? That's it's better than the boom? That's better. Do

964
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 2: you think I'm the best? That's that was slightly more,

965
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 2: slightly more, there's the best? Hell yeah, that's similar amount,

966
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 2: maybe a little more.

967
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 7: Feels like it's a lot more good. Blake is the best.

968
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 8: That's cool.

969
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 7: It's us.

970
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 2: We're all just saying that's very cool to you guys.

971
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,320
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, very cool.

972
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,479
Speaker 3: I don't know whether to wear that as a badge

973
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 3: of honor.

974
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a fucking sellout.

975
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 5: You're so good at selling product mark.

976
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 2: What did I get you to buy?

977
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:38,800
Speaker 3: Dude?

978
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,280
Speaker 7: Dude, they all own a tushy?

979
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 2: What'd you buy? They all own some manscaped Yeah, it's

980
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 2: really cool.

981
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:53,760
Speaker 3: If everybody's like, better help, I'm fucked super crazy. Thank you, dude,

982
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,399
Speaker 3: but thank you. I'm working on it.

983
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,959
Speaker 2: Hell, yeah, that is good.

984
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 8: What's serious?

985
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 3: Say?

986
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 7: Well, buzz ball, it's obviously works.

987
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:04,760
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's true. That's true.

988
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 3: And for those of you who have them, I think

989
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 3: it might be time for you to buzz off.

990
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:10,919
Speaker 8: Baby.

991
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 5: Is there anybody who got a buzzball that hasn't drunk

992
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 5: it yet? Hey?

993
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 7: And why Yeah, feel free to do.

994
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 2: What are you saving it?

995
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 7: That's a valid reason.

996
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 8: You can drink when you're pregnant.

997
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:32,879
Speaker 3: I when she said because she's pregnant, drink, No, you can.

998
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 8: I'm not telling you should be.

999
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 2: It depends on what trimester. But if you're in the

1000
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 2: third trimester, three buzzballs.

1001
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 8: A night, that's true.

1002
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 2: And this isn't medical advice divine?

1003
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,399
Speaker 8: We might want to make that I heard that. That's

1004
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 8: an empty buzzball, Thank you, sir.

1005
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 5: We might want to make that a segment, like people

1006
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 5: ask us about.

1007
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 8: Medical things and we give them our best advice.

1008
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that'd be a fun segment. Well wait, Blake

1009
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 2: never answered. Did you get caught jerking off?

1010
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 5: Oh?

1011
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about it.

1012
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 5: Oh did you do you cyber ASL?

1013
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 3: No?

1014
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:14,320
Speaker 7: Actually as L?

1015
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 2: Wait?

1016
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 8: Will you cyber with me?

1017
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 3: I'll cyber with you right now? Do you have your laptop?

1018
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 1: No?

1019
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,240
Speaker 3: I think the one.

1020
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 2: Time Blake gets very uncomfortable with sexual talk, wait, is

1021
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:30,240
Speaker 2: it ASM or as l al? Okay, what is age

1022
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,240
Speaker 2: age sex location? When you're in a chat room on AOL,

1023
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 2: are just talking to some like fucking gross dude food

1024
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 2: South there you're talking to a fifty.

1025
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 4: Year old man age six location, it's like female nineteen yeah,

1026
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 4: and you're like, there's no fucking way.

1027
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, but hey, man, you're naked.

1028
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 6: I think the one story I heard is that my

1029
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 6: dad he.

1030
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,919
Speaker 5: Was, oh, what's your dad's ass?

1031
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 2: L again?

1032
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 3: No, my dad had a spot with him and a

1033
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 3: homie or his roommate and they were you know?

1034
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 2: Okay? So he had an apartment with a friend.

1035
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 6: Yes, and they were both trying to.

1036
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 2: Cool everything up my my home, my dad, my father

1037
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 2: had a spot with a homie, papa roommate my father.

1038
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 3: Father, It was him and his buddy Jim. They were

1039
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 3: two bachelors and they had a table. They had a

1040
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 3: garage computer for no, this is before computers. I believe

1041
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 3: they had a coffee table and on the coffee table

1042
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:46,760
Speaker 3: were playboys and so did I visited my How old

1043
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 3: were you when you go over there? This was at

1044
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 3: a very young age. I recall because I don't have

1045
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 3: this memory. My father tells me this.

1046
00:50:55,120 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 2: Memory said off so much panash on, father, Where you go?

1047
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 2: My father? I'm a My dad's making me watch pornos.

1048
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 3: This is why I don't want to talk about it.

1049
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,280
Speaker 8: So you don't remember this, you just okay.

1050
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 6: So the way this story goes as far as my

1051
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 6: dad tells me you can.

1052
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 2: You can do my dad. Now he's your dad. I

1053
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 2: don't now he's your dad? Who was your father? What happened?

1054
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 3: Daddy tells me.

1055
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 2: My papa.

1056
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 3: That he came out of the hallway and I was

1057
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 3: at the coffee table flipping through a Playboy and he

1058
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,320
Speaker 3: saw it and he just went blake.

1059
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 6: And then I just went, there's automatic.

1060
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 3: I had nothing else I can do, McCarthy. But I

1061
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 3: feel like to this day, if I ever get caught

1062
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 3: doing anything I'm not supposed to do, like.

1063
00:51:59,000 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 7: If you do corpse.

1064
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 2: Yeah right, possum. You played possum and that's.

1065
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 4: Like fight flight or freeze. You're a freeze guy, yeah,

1066
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 4: smart to Yeah.

1067
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 3: I just my body goes limp.

1068
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 2: Nice.

1069
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 8: So that was really young. So you were just checking

1070
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:17,359
Speaker 8: it out.

1071
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:18,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just looking at something.

1072
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 7: You weren't doing nothing.

1073
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 2: I remember the first time I was with my mom

1074
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 2: at a gas station and there was just the rack

1075
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 2: of magazines and you're short, so you're like at the

1076
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 2: down neody magazine area and I just grabbed one and

1077
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 2: I opened it and I just was just like, uh,

1078
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 2: this woman's breast was so huge. She was holding it

1079
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,319
Speaker 2: just like a bazooka. That's fine. She was holding it

1080
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 2: like both hands on like and my heart stopped.

1081
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 7: Dude. Yeah. My Mom's like, what are you looking at?

1082
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 10: And I gozkas this, this, this is important, this is important.

1083
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 3: I'm looking at Boobzuka's baby boos.

1084
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:04,800
Speaker 4: You can do points for yourself on that you know,

1085
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 4: body's coming as of shapes.

1086
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, my brother remember how like at video stores there

1087
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 3: used to be like the naughty section.

1088
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 4: Bradley Video had that back was like, yeah, so did

1089
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:21,280
Speaker 4: the Memon Brothers.

1090
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 2: I think is what we had. Meland Brothers those were

1091
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 2: mine was main Street movies, right, What was your guys individually?

1092
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 11: Ah?

1093
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 7: Yes, okay, a lot.

1094
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 5: Of interesting somebody's closets.

1095
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 2: My mom's closet that was always so scary though, to

1096
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 2: go back there, like you would just be like, I'm

1097
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 2: gonna go do a scary well because if you was.

1098
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,320
Speaker 8: You don't want to get caught your kid and you're.

1099
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 7: You just played dumb.

1100
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 2: I would play down where I would just go behind

1101
00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 2: the curtain and Adam is a professional pervert, shameless, like

1102
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 2: you just a kid. You just walk in and you

1103
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 2: just go and then they go you can't be back here,

1104
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:08,839
Speaker 2: and you're like, where am I?

1105
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 7: I'm looking for Beethoven, right, Beethoven?

1106
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:12,280
Speaker 8: Second?

1107
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 2: Where are Yeah?

1108
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 6: I'm sure this isn't the B section with Beethoven.

1109
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:21,840
Speaker 5: I just remember getting back there and seeing like this

1110
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 5: Felix the Cat, which was like an animated porno.

1111
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 8: It was the cat, you, sir, feel the cat?

1112
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 2: Felix the cat I think was actually this dead Ringer

1113
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 2: has that in his collection. I feel Fritz the cat

1114
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 2: appreciate the caller?

1115
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1116
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 3: Absolutely?

1117
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,959
Speaker 13: What else was horny so much?

1118
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 8: What else do I remember that it has?

1119
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:52,720
Speaker 3: Anybody actually ate Rocky Mountain oysters.

1120
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Speaker 2: We were talking about.

1121
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 8: I think they're just saying that, so we do it.

1122
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 2: That's what that's Well, how about the question.

1123
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 7: Of have any of you guys ever had Rocky Mountain oysters?

1124
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:05,399
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is. It's cowballs, it's bull

1125
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 2: nuts that right now?

1126
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 7: If we had it?

1127
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 2: Would you will? You? Really? Would you know this about

1128
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:12,839
Speaker 2: me in my garbage can?

1129
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 4: That's true, dude, you would just like, no problems, just

1130
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 4: fucking go after it as.

1131
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 2: Long it's it's like a thing that you can physically eat.

1132
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 2: If they're like, this is anthrax.

1133
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 7: Yeah, but doesn't nice.

1134
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,760
Speaker 2: You don't do that now because I'll die right away.

1135
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 4: But if I won't die, But that just the idea

1136
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 4: knowing that I'm sticking a fork and nuts and then

1137
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 4: fucking eating that that no.

1138
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 7: One's telling you to put a fork in it.

1139
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 4: You just pop it, Okay, I'm using my teeth to

1140
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 4: grind on nuts.

1141
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 8: It just just you can't get that throat right down

1142
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 8: the gullet. I can't give you. I wouldn't be able

1143
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 8: to get that out.

1144
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 2: Of my pile. But you eat cornnuts, and that is

1145
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 2: grosser smelling?

1146
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 8: What cornnuts are?

1147
00:55:58,280 --> 00:55:58,720
Speaker 2: Cornnuts?

1148
00:55:58,800 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 7: Nut?

1149
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 2: I've been with you all a road trip where you

1150
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 2: ate nothing but corn nuts and code red mountain dew,

1151
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:08,800
Speaker 2: and to me that was grosser than me eating mountain

1152
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:10,439
Speaker 2: oysters or whatever.

1153
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:11,839
Speaker 8: The wait.

1154
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 5: So usually it's the preferred method that they're deep fried,

1155
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:18,360
Speaker 5: yeah right, not like pickled.

1156
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:21,799
Speaker 3: So it's kind of like popcorn popcorn chicken. But it's

1157
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 3: like popcorn fucking nuts.

1158
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:26,400
Speaker 4: But does it look like does it look like nuts?

1159
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 4: Or no, it doesn't look like nuts. What do you

1160
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 4: think nuts even look like?

1161
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 2: What do you think the inside of nuts look like?

1162
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 8: That's I don't want it though. I know that's why

1163
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 8: I don't want to eat.

1164
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,440
Speaker 4: It, Because the inside of nuts, I think it's just

1165
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 4: like a long like ribbon that forms nuts and it

1166
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 4: folds in on itself and shit, and if I bought in,

1167
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:43,040
Speaker 4: if I bit into that.

1168
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 3: Way, Why do you think the inside of testicles is

1169
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 3: fruit by a foot? What the hell?

1170
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,720
Speaker 4: I thought it was like just a big long tube

1171
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:54,400
Speaker 4: that's all like grouped together.

1172
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:55,840
Speaker 2: What leg form?

1173
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 3: No?

1174
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and you could be right.

1175
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:01,319
Speaker 7: But also, who gives a ship?

1176
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.

1177
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 7: I I guess I do.

1178
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 2: I don't know that.

1179
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,880
Speaker 3: So dude, Rocky Mountain, it looks like funnel cake. What

1180
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:08,760
Speaker 3: I don't understand.

1181
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 8: Are they good or is it like whatever?

1182
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 5: I did it on a dare kind of thing. I'm

1183
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:18,919
Speaker 5: saying like this, this, Wow, that's a really like they're

1184
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 5: my favorite. They're good, all right.

1185
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 4: I bet it's filled with a lot of nutrients. I

1186
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 4: bet it's got a lot of nutrients in there.

1187
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 3: Well, I do feel like, who's that guy on instament

1188
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 3: liver King?

1189
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, liver King?

1190
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 6: Is he always just taking.

1191
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 8: The guy with my body?

1192
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? Go ahead, her.

1193
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 6: Football nuts going.

1194
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 8: It's so funny.

1195
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 2: It's so funny that he does eat ball, he does't nuts. Yeah.

1196
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 2: It's like, in order to get like famous on the internet,

1197
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,440
Speaker 2: you have to be like I do something totally crazy,

1198
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 2: and that's how I got this. And then you find

1199
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 2: out he's just on a ton of steroids.

1200
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,440
Speaker 8: I know, dude, what the fuck? Hey, what's up?

1201
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 2: I'm like sharpened teeth.

1202
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 5: Guy, I'm gonna macaroni tonight, and you just watch them

1203
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 5: because you're like, this guy seems cool.

1204
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, sharpened his teeth.

1205
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 6: And then you have to find out it was just

1206
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 6: a grill.

1207
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1208
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,959
Speaker 3: Should we do real deal?

1209
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 7: Should we do some of these?

1210
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 2: We're doing topics now? Oh, where we take topics from

1211
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 2: the news, trying to get topical, trying to get all polycharged.

1212
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 7: Here we go, Here comes Isaac again.

1213
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 2: Why is sitting attacks? Sneaking has happening? What's just happened?

1214
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 5: Take your fucking shirt off, you weirdo? Why why Isaac

1215
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 5: gets Colorado?

1216
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 8: Show me your buttthole?

1217
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 7: Weirdo?

1218
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 2: Wat you're weird?

1219
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 4: You said you would do it in danger, dude.

1220
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 5: Higher The entertainment industry is just different, I guess, And

1221
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 5: it's a different standard.

1222
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:48,480
Speaker 2: So it's not so apparently. Singapore Airlines, which I recently

1223
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 2: took them, very nice airline, refunds passengers fourteen hundred dollars

1224
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 2: because a dog farted on them for thirteen hours straight.

1225
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 7: Wait what Yeah, dude.

1226
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 4: Well, that that's not that's the can't be true. The

1227
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 4: dog is farting for thirteen hours. Don't get me started.

1228
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 2: From Paris, from Paris to Singapore. A dog was just

1229
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 2: fucking housing them with farts. Here's their name are Gill

1230
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 2: and Warren Press of Case. They say they ended up

1231
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 2: sitting next to a dog. Yeah, and theres hates dogs

1232
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 2: on flights, so I was giving them a look and

1233
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 2: its owner during the thirteen hour trek back in June.

1234
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 2: Presses the their name is the Presses. The Presses say

1235
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 2: the pooch bombed them for the entire flight, farting so badly.

1236
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 2: They eventually surrendered their premium seats and moved back to economy.

1237
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,640
Speaker 8: Wow, they left the seats. What I'll say?

1238
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:44,920
Speaker 9: Wow?

1239
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 8: These people to where they fly to?

1240
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 12: Where?

1241
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 2: From Paris?

1242
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 7: From Paris to Singapore?

1243
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 3: So these are French.

1244
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.

1245
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:58,680
Speaker 5: Those flights probably cost like thirty thousand dollars yep, and

1246
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 5: they have a dog farting the entire time.

1247
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 2: Well you're getting that money back? Well, because they only

1248
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 2: got fourteen dollars back.

1249
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 4: Oh really they didn't they You gotta try, you gotta

1250
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 4: try it. I wonder if that was their plan. They're like,

1251
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 4: there's a dog here. These flights are very expensive.

1252
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 3: Let's just say, dude, do you think maybe when the

1253
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:24,920
Speaker 3: owner wasn't looking.

1254
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:26,920
Speaker 6: They dropped some like chocolate to the dog.

1255
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 7: I bet you they were.

1256
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 2: Chocolate makes a dog fart, It makes them kill.

1257
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 8: Them, you know that, right, I don't have a dog.

1258
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:40,360
Speaker 2: I gotta give them some like Rocky Mountain oysters. Oh yeah,

1259
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 2: Like I will say that when.

1260
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:48,840
Speaker 5: I'm on the plane, I don't fart.

1261
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 15: Science except impossible if I'm up front in my little

1262
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 15: like the little cubicle thing, yeah, overnight, but.

1263
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 5: I I'm lighting it up if the lights are out.

1264
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:05,920
Speaker 8: And there's room, fuck you.

1265
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:08,960
Speaker 7: But otherwise you don't do it.

1266
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 5: No. If I'm like, if I'm here with people like

1267
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 5: right here, obviously you're not gonna do it.

1268
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 2: Right. I don't like this exactly.

1269
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,720
Speaker 5: They're like already the proximity of just like heartbeats is

1270
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 5: weird to fart not okay, But when you get those

1271
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 5: like the.

1272
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 8: Fucking like things of the front and the lights go out.

1273
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, so this dog felt the same way.

1274
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, have space and like, I don't know, fuck it,

1275
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:40,160
Speaker 5: just turn the air on and rip it.

1276
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 2: And also these guys, they they kind of seem like

1277
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 2: they might be digs Gilan Moore. And because they say

1278
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 2: that the gas was only half the battle. To me,

1279
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 2: that would be the full battle. Okay, that's fair because

1280
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 2: they also tend with the pup, which looks to be

1281
01:01:56,240 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 2: a bulldog. Makes was snoring pretty loud.

1282
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:01,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, they can't breathe.

1283
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:06,280
Speaker 8: Wait, dudes, what My driver to the airport this morning

1284
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:16,280
Speaker 8: was snoring while driving, and I was like, I kept going, hey, man,

1285
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:19,440
Speaker 8: how much longer? Because I was like, is he sleeping?

1286
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 5: Like I know, like cars drive themselves now, but like,

1287
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:22,920
Speaker 5: what is happening?

1288
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 8: You can't do this?

1289
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1290
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:27,120
Speaker 3: Did you look at his eyes?

1291
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 8: I couldn't.

1292
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 5: He had like those sick like oil spilled sunglasses on.

1293
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 5: He had eyeballs on him, and he was like this,

1294
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 5: and I'd be like, how much longer? And he'd be

1295
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 5: like immediately he goes he said.

1296
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 2: He said like he said like my guy or something

1297
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 2: like that.

1298
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,760
Speaker 8: He was cool, but he was asleep.

1299
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,840
Speaker 4: He probably just rocks a seatpath. You know, he's got

1300
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:50,000
Speaker 4: a seatpap can't breathe.

1301
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 2: I was sounds like a cool nine news movie when

1302
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 2: like a kid is doing something in a trench coat, right,

1303
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 2: and they got like a little recorder up here that

1304
01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 2: every time he says something, he's just put she's in

1305
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:04,160
Speaker 2: and it's just an adult going seven more minutes playboy right,

1306
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 2: and it.

1307
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 5: Was somebody like it was that kid who like, dude,

1308
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:09,120
Speaker 5: I'm like on my phone and then I hear like

1309
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:13,760
Speaker 5: and I would look up like, was that like a

1310
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 5: rumble strip?

1311
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 3: I love the thought of this dude just in straight up.

1312
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:22,440
Speaker 3: Oakley's like just like the seatbelt is holding him up.

1313
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 5: It was like, I was like alarmed, and it's early

1314
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 5: as fuck.

1315
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 8: I was like, I can't wait to get to Denver.

1316
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 2: I can't wait. So it's early and I'm like wearing

1317
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:35,080
Speaker 2: all your gear and the whole.

1318
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 8: Thing fully's ready.

1319
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 2: But I was like, is my guy sleeping?

1320
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:41,880
Speaker 3: That's really scary.

1321
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is frightening anyway. So I'm glad you're here, Honders.

1322
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:47,000
Speaker 7: I'm glad you made it.

1323
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 2: Man, that could have been bad.

1324
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 7: We got another topic here, you want to hear me?

1325
01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:51,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, here we go.

1326
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 2: The uh Lauren I want to say. Her name is?

1327
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:00,160
Speaker 3: How did you know?

1328
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 2: Yeah? They are Colorado's finest because she's a Colorado congress

1329
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 2: political figure, political figure.

1330
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:14,200
Speaker 7: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're getting poly charged.

1331
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:15,840
Speaker 2: The whole room's getting poly charged.

1332
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:16,720
Speaker 7: Poly charged.

1333
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:20,400
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, we'll settle it.

1334
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:23,440
Speaker 6: That chair is that the one right back there is

1335
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:23,920
Speaker 6: that where.

1336
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 2: That's what we were doing across there was nearby man,

1337
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 2: And we've seen the incident, we've reviewed the tape. Yes,

1338
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 2: I didn't know this woman. I'm not very poly charged myself.

1339
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:38,120
Speaker 7: Big fan.

1340
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:45,040
Speaker 8: Now she gets it, she gets it. The fact that

1341
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:46,479
Speaker 8: she was at Beetlejuice the show.

1342
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:49,480
Speaker 4: I'm like, cool, Yeah, that's a show I do want

1343
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 4: to see.

1344
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 5: I want did anybody else see Beetlejuice when it came

1345
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 5: to town?

1346
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:56,360
Speaker 3: Wait? Yeah, wait, was anybody at the Beatlejuice show, the

1347
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 3: one getting the boobs squashed off?

1348
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:04,160
Speaker 8: No? Seriously, were you there? Okay, thank you?

1349
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:07,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was weird because you said woo and then

1350
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:08,400
Speaker 5: you didn't.

1351
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:15,080
Speaker 2: Anyway, it's just fucking I mean, you guys saw the video.

1352
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:16,440
Speaker 7: It is very cool.

1353
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:21,920
Speaker 2: Uh she like just met this guy because she like

1354
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:25,360
Speaker 2: broke up with him immediately following the tape being released.

1355
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 8: It was like a tender type setup.

1356
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,520
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I haven't had many dates that went

1357
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:31,360
Speaker 2: that well.

1358
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:37,200
Speaker 13: Right, first date watching Beetlejuice just carg titty.

1359
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:39,640
Speaker 2: Next dude is like here.

1360
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:43,480
Speaker 8: Here you go, here we go.

1361
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:44,720
Speaker 3: Let's see.

1362
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:45,520
Speaker 6: I think I got there.

1363
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:46,760
Speaker 8: He's gonna do something.

1364
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:53,080
Speaker 2: Little Beetlejuice action. But do you want to Bobert? Is

1365
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 2: that a thing? Now?

1366
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:58,320
Speaker 8: Like, hey, you want a Bobert? They're not that bad.

1367
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:00,680
Speaker 6: That's a long NAS intro.

1368
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:01,560
Speaker 8: It's very love.

1369
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:04,240
Speaker 2: You could just turn that off. Is this the song

1370
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:05,440
Speaker 2: from Beetlejuice?

1371
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 6: Remember, they're like at the dinner table and like the show.

1372
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:13,080
Speaker 3: The Mom from Home Alone, I feel like everybody here

1373
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 3: is like like really like still in pain from this event,

1374
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:18,880
Speaker 3: Like she really hurt you, didn't.

1375
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:20,200
Speaker 2: She sorry about that?

1376
01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:23,120
Speaker 7: It's it's don't give a fuck.

1377
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:26,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody cares. It's fine. Couldn't care less about this

1378
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:29,640
Speaker 2: woman getting her teddy jiggled and.

1379
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:32,200
Speaker 8: Vaping, hardcore vaping.

1380
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 7: That's kind of the best part.

1381
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:37,080
Speaker 2: And also the news was sane and this might be

1382
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:39,640
Speaker 2: fake news that she was like jerking the guy off.

1383
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 7: I didn't see a lot of that.

1384
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:43,600
Speaker 4: I didn't see that in the table they show them.

1385
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:44,840
Speaker 4: That's inflammatory.

1386
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:47,800
Speaker 3: I love that Adam really did review the tape.

1387
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:49,640
Speaker 7: I watch every angle I could.

1388
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:54,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm telling you, it looked like it was right here.

1389
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 4: It was like the camera was up there. Y.

1390
01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 3: I like to think Adam Adam was doing one of

1391
01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:02,920
Speaker 3: those CSI things where for some reason, they always say

1392
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:05,960
Speaker 3: enhance right right.

1393
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 7: It's just me home alone on my laptop.

1394
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:14,920
Speaker 3: No, you don't understand it. In hands, in hands, she

1395
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:15,760
Speaker 3: was accused of.

1396
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 6: Drinking the guy off as well in hands.

1397
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:24,680
Speaker 3: Wait, go back, wait in hands, what the hell is

1398
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:26,440
Speaker 3: that that?

1399
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:28,600
Speaker 8: In hands?

1400
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:38,640
Speaker 2: So we're also doing some hot cues and hot a's guys.

1401
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,480
Speaker 2: So we got some cues here and we're going to

1402
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 2: deliver some a's Okay, hell yeah, okay. So Ali says,

1403
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:47,640
Speaker 2: if you had to sacrifice one member of the group

1404
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:53,240
Speaker 2: to Satan, okay, oh, just save the world.

1405
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:58,360
Speaker 7: Who would you pick to Satan? Sacrifice one to Satan?

1406
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:02,720
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like maybe Durts has the closest relationship

1407
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:09,320
Speaker 2: to Satan. So I feel like he would have the

1408
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,920
Speaker 2: most possibility of like being Satan's home boy. And what

1409
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,520
Speaker 2: makes you say that, if I may, just the fact

1410
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:21,200
Speaker 2: that you talk about like drowning animals a lot, sacrificing

1411
01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:22,840
Speaker 2: animal sacrifice different.

1412
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:25,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I feel like Blake, because Blake would just

1413
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:26,920
Speaker 5: be like down.

1414
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:30,080
Speaker 2: He'd be like yo, sick goat hoofs dude. Well, it

1415
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:33,439
Speaker 2: depends on how scary Satan is and like is it

1416
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:37,280
Speaker 2: really that bad or is it like like Treader's Layer

1417
01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:39,080
Speaker 2: and teenage being Ninja words.

1418
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:41,360
Speaker 8: It's actually sick. There's great skateboarders.

1419
01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:44,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody's just sort of skateboarding. Everyone's chain smoking cigarettes.

1420
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:46,599
Speaker 2: It seems kind of fun, like.

1421
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:50,640
Speaker 5: You want regular or mental or is it like the

1422
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:52,080
Speaker 5: horse at the Denver airport.

1423
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:54,960
Speaker 8: Oh, one of our producers is like.

1424
01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:58,519
Speaker 5: Get ready to see Satan's horse at the fucking airport?

1425
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:00,120
Speaker 2: And then we Joe.

1426
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:01,719
Speaker 8: Asked a horse.

1427
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:07,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, it's like spiky hair too. Yeah, sure,

1428
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:09,599
Speaker 2: that's what happens.

1429
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:14,680
Speaker 3: The horses in the altitude come on, yeah, true through

1430
01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:16,000
Speaker 3: their eyes turned bright red.

1431
01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:21,360
Speaker 5: So you would send me to Satan, that's fine out

1432
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:22,080
Speaker 5: of the four of us.

1433
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:25,840
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't want to send you, but Ali wanted

1434
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:28,479
Speaker 2: to know, and I think you would have the closest

1435
01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:30,040
Speaker 2: relationship to him.

1436
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:33,080
Speaker 3: Thank you, man.

1437
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:35,519
Speaker 2: I like that. I don't know.

1438
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,760
Speaker 8: I might just walk right over there and just be like,

1439
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,240
Speaker 8: I got it.

1440
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:38,639
Speaker 2: That's cool.

1441
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:43,599
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's so big of you, just for nobility sake. Yeah,

1442
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:44,280
Speaker 7: it'd be noble.

1443
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,760
Speaker 5: That's not what that is, but that's big of you.

1444
01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:49,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, Blake, Well that's not nobility. Oh.

1445
01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:52,719
Speaker 3: I hate to say it, Adam, but I'm sending for you, buddy.

1446
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:56,080
Speaker 3: I think you would take over as the news Satan.

1447
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:57,519
Speaker 3: I think you'd be a great Satan.

1448
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:01,000
Speaker 7: Honestly, I see that from my New Satan.

1449
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:01,559
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1450
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:03,559
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's like maybe the.

1451
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 2: Young Pope, the New Satan.

1452
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:08,160
Speaker 3: Maybe. I'm just thinking about the Volcano Nacho's commercial where

1453
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:10,320
Speaker 3: you painted red and I'm like, that's fucking cool.

1454
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 2: Volcano Nachos.

1455
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:13,880
Speaker 7: Yeah changes the man.

1456
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:15,040
Speaker 3: You're just like a rock.

1457
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:16,839
Speaker 7: That's New Satan.

1458
01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:17,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1459
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:22,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just passing bell flavors on the world. They're like,

1460
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:25,200
Speaker 2: this seems not that evil at all. It's just like

1461
01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:28,200
Speaker 2: spicy nacho cheese.

1462
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:30,560
Speaker 3: Just wait, just wait, because.

1463
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:35,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's how I get you. I get you.

1464
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:38,960
Speaker 2: So. Josh Hyatt wants to know what was the funniest

1465
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:43,920
Speaker 2: episode of Workaholics to film.

1466
01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:45,000
Speaker 4: The funniest to film.

1467
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:49,320
Speaker 5: I'll just say anything where Jet said had lots of lines.

1468
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:54,920
Speaker 13: Yeah, actually yes, all right said solid gold.

1469
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:56,760
Speaker 8: This dude was just like, well, we let him go

1470
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:58,880
Speaker 8: off the cuff and improvise and he would be great.

1471
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:02,880
Speaker 4: I think specific when he was going up against Daniel Stern.

1472
01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:06,000
Speaker 4: That was when it was them and they had like

1473
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:08,240
Speaker 4: three pages to go back and forth.

1474
01:11:08,479 --> 01:11:10,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Jeed said, for the people that aren't super

1475
01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:15,080
Speaker 2: familiar with work Alics, was this older black gentleman that

1476
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:18,800
Speaker 2: was an extra in the show. And immediately we're like,

1477
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:21,639
Speaker 2: we have to give this guy his name is because

1478
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:25,400
Speaker 2: he would like, yeah, paste his hair down and it

1479
01:11:25,479 --> 01:11:26,320
Speaker 2: was parted in the.

1480
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:30,479
Speaker 8: Middle and dress crazy crazy. He was just crazy.

1481
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:32,160
Speaker 7: He turns out he was a lunatics.

1482
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:34,360
Speaker 8: Yeah he was a little nutso but like he was

1483
01:11:34,439 --> 01:11:35,280
Speaker 8: our little nuts.

1484
01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:38,240
Speaker 2: And that's what was so fun about work Alics is

1485
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:43,760
Speaker 2: we got to uh give these total lunatics lines and

1486
01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:47,799
Speaker 2: make them sort of semi famous, right, And.

1487
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:50,920
Speaker 5: We like he would sell he would sell shirts down

1488
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 5: on like in Venice and stuff, and I'm like, dude,

1489
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:54,120
Speaker 5: hustle do your thing.

1490
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:56,880
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, they all had our faces on it.

1491
01:11:56,960 --> 01:12:01,160
Speaker 2: We're like, okay, all right, well copy fine. That dude

1492
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:02,599
Speaker 2: would crack you do you?

1493
01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:03,080
Speaker 4: You do you?

1494
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:07,760
Speaker 2: That's my cactus love Michael Jackson Alex s wants to

1495
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:10,720
Speaker 2: know dear wives lush girlfriends know each other or like

1496
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:11,160
Speaker 2: each other?

1497
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:13,960
Speaker 7: What if they didn't know each other at all?

1498
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:19,160
Speaker 2: So what's the each other? For twenty five years? For

1499
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:21,200
Speaker 2: you guys, We're like, do they know each other?

1500
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:22,080
Speaker 7: And like each other.

1501
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:22,759
Speaker 8: There's business.

1502
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:24,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, then there's personal guys. Guys.

1503
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:27,200
Speaker 6: The women are gathering, the women are gathering, break it up.

1504
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:28,439
Speaker 2: I will say this.

1505
01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:33,920
Speaker 5: They're on a specific text chain about this tour to

1506
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:36,360
Speaker 5: just like checked like checks and balances.

1507
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:39,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were lucky enough to do a long beach

1508
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:42,639
Speaker 3: yesterday and they got to come out and watch, so

1509
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:45,120
Speaker 3: they know we're just talking about diarrhea and stuff.

1510
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:45,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1511
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:48,720
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, these guys aren't getting laid on the road.

1512
01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:49,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1513
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,000
Speaker 7: Told me, I was like, what do you think of

1514
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:52,439
Speaker 7: my beard?

1515
01:12:52,479 --> 01:12:54,800
Speaker 2: And she goes, well, it's nice to know that no

1516
01:12:54,920 --> 01:13:01,280
Speaker 2: girl will ever want to fuck you again. Yeah. Yeah,

1517
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:05,360
Speaker 2: it is weird, Like no girl has said like I

1518
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:08,679
Speaker 2: really like your beard. It's just bros being like, it's

1519
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:09,679
Speaker 2: actually pretty sick.

1520
01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:13,439
Speaker 5: Right, he's been getting red, he's been getting rail on

1521
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:13,880
Speaker 5: the tour.

1522
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:19,880
Speaker 8: It's you man, do the beard for bros. Beards for bros.

1523
01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:21,320
Speaker 8: I wish someone would real me.

1524
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:22,400
Speaker 7: Okay, what's that?

1525
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:28,000
Speaker 2: It's next question is so Lily K wants to know

1526
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:32,759
Speaker 2: if you were all put into a death thunderdome, which

1527
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:35,519
Speaker 2: one of you would win and why so.

1528
01:13:35,479 --> 01:13:37,360
Speaker 4: This is like a first fight to the death or

1529
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:38,600
Speaker 4: do we have weapons?

1530
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:43,320
Speaker 2: Uh? What's a death thunderdo Kyle?

1531
01:13:43,439 --> 01:13:44,920
Speaker 6: Do you ask if we have weapons?

1532
01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:47,200
Speaker 3: Because there's like one you think you're like really good?

1533
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:49,280
Speaker 4: No, no, no no, I just want to know if

1534
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:51,880
Speaker 4: it's like chains and whips knives, what is it? Or

1535
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:53,839
Speaker 4: if it's fists, you know, if it's an old fashioned

1536
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:56,360
Speaker 4: like grease or rumble or whatnot.

1537
01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:59,880
Speaker 8: P Kyle based on like how much he's thought of

1538
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:00,679
Speaker 8: us already.

1539
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,439
Speaker 2: I just want I just want the playing field to

1540
01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:06,840
Speaker 2: be real. I would only say I would only say

1541
01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:09,840
Speaker 2: it's Kyle, and because he is the weakest out of

1542
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:12,919
Speaker 2: all of us, okay by a large margin, I would.

1543
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:16,400
Speaker 4: Say with you the other day, weakest okay in terms

1544
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:18,519
Speaker 4: of muscles, yeahs.

1545
01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:22,840
Speaker 7: Of strength, yes, turns of what strength is?

1546
01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:26,080
Speaker 2: You're right, yes, But I do think you have a

1547
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:30,240
Speaker 2: rage that is inside of you. It was life or

1548
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:33,719
Speaker 2: death would eat my face. I hear what I want.

1549
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:35,719
Speaker 7: I hear mental fortitude, not rage.

1550
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:38,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, Kyle's the kind of guy who you're like, all right,

1551
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:41,560
Speaker 5: we're gonna box and then he rips your face.

1552
01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:44,479
Speaker 8: Off and you're like, I didn't know we were gonna

1553
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:44,880
Speaker 8: do ah.

1554
01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:47,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kyle can access that strength, like when you hear

1555
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:51,120
Speaker 3: about like car accidents where like mothers like bend steering

1556
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:52,679
Speaker 3: wheels and just fucking knocked.

1557
01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:54,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys know what you hear about mothers bending

1558
01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:57,880
Speaker 5: steering wheels?

1559
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:01,160
Speaker 6: You know, maybe it was just the comic book I read.

1560
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:01,640
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1561
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:06,080
Speaker 8: There's no way I just say lifting cars.

1562
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:08,000
Speaker 3: No, they bend steering wheels.

1563
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,599
Speaker 6: I've heard about mothers bending steering wheels.

1564
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:11,160
Speaker 2: I don't know.

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01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:12,960
Speaker 4: I think you guys are just giving them. I let

1566
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:16,800
Speaker 4: that one sit. I think you guys are just giving

1567
01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:18,960
Speaker 4: this to me. I don't know that this is the

1568
01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:19,759
Speaker 4: true answer.

1569
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:23,160
Speaker 2: Find out unless.

1570
01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:30,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I take my Kyle when it win. Did

1571
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:31,000
Speaker 3: you see those kicks?

1572
01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:31,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1573
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:33,320
Speaker 8: They were dude.

1574
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:34,800
Speaker 2: I worked out with him the other day and I

1575
01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:38,040
Speaker 2: was like, this guy would never win in the Death underdomeb.

1576
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:41,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, we did. Used to do P ninety X.

1577
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:43,280
Speaker 4: Remember when we would do P ninety X and do

1578
01:15:43,439 --> 01:15:45,920
Speaker 4: like kicks and ship And one time when we were

1579
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:48,200
Speaker 4: getting really good at it, we would like we looked

1580
01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:50,559
Speaker 4: at each other, We're like, hey, let's promise never to

1581
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:51,599
Speaker 4: use these on each other.

1582
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:55,360
Speaker 7: I will say, we're really good.

1583
01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:58,000
Speaker 5: An outsider from when these dudes all got on P

1584
01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:03,240
Speaker 5: ninety X, they got so shredded. I was like, fuck,

1585
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:06,120
Speaker 5: I wish I live with these dudes because it was

1586
01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:10,120
Speaker 5: like an accountability thing. You guys all lost like twenty pounds.

1587
01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:10,679
Speaker 8: And got ripped.

1588
01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:11,880
Speaker 7: Oh yeah it was.

1589
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:13,920
Speaker 8: It was great.

1590
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:15,160
Speaker 3: It was hot, dude.

1591
01:16:15,439 --> 01:16:19,320
Speaker 2: So Benita wants to know why do transgender jokes get canceled?

1592
01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:27,160
Speaker 8: What fucking Let's just move on to the next question.

1593
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:30,519
Speaker 2: One move on this one. Yeah, yeah, let's just good question.

1594
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:31,840
Speaker 8: Question, A very good question.

1595
01:16:31,880 --> 01:16:36,599
Speaker 2: Great question. Like's so next question. Ethan wants to know

1596
01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:44,160
Speaker 2: rank your cocks according to girth, No disgusting. You want

1597
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:48,760
Speaker 2: to see you want to see it, You want to

1598
01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:55,519
Speaker 2: see it. H Kyle. If I had to guess, I

1599
01:16:55,520 --> 01:17:01,800
Speaker 2: would say maybe Dursey's cock, my cock, uh, Blake's cock,

1600
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:07,200
Speaker 2: Kyle's cock, earthworn gym over here by Yeah. Nothing like

1601
01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:10,240
Speaker 2: a dick that's wider than it is long? Am I right?

1602
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:14,880
Speaker 2: That's what everyone's looking for. What's wildest?

1603
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:16,960
Speaker 3: Like it's one thing because like you kind of like, huh,

1604
01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:19,800
Speaker 3: which wonder which one of my friends has the biggest dick?

1605
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:22,760
Speaker 7: But you're like the widest, the widest, widest.

1606
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:25,920
Speaker 3: I don't even want to put myself in that headspace.

1607
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:26,960
Speaker 7: You're there right now.

1608
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:28,280
Speaker 8: Though you're there now you.

1609
01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:42,080
Speaker 3: Know I'm not in my mind. I'm at oreo dot com.

1610
01:17:42,520 --> 01:17:45,439
Speaker 2: Okay, settle the debate who has the best ass? On

1611
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:47,280
Speaker 2: t I I said.

1612
01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:53,719
Speaker 7: This has been Yeah, I'm.

1613
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:56,479
Speaker 5: Hearing a lot of adam, which means it's me.

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01:17:57,080 --> 01:18:00,400
Speaker 4: Well I was, I was an old school Blake. I

1615
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:03,320
Speaker 4: I agree. I think that Blake has the best ass.

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01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:08,599
Speaker 2: You now, I think Blake would because I haven't been

1617
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:10,000
Speaker 2: able to work out for a year and a half.

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01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:13,320
Speaker 3: Sight Yeah, I don't know, but sometimes that makes the

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01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:14,080
Speaker 3: ass better.

1620
01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:16,719
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm telling you it doesn't.

1621
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,360
Speaker 8: Here's what I'm gonna say.

1622
01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:26,960
Speaker 5: I'm gonna acknowledge, acknowledge Blake has the highest.

1623
01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:29,479
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, as if that's what you're looking back.

1624
01:18:30,479 --> 01:18:33,160
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you right now my ass has outa

1625
01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:36,200
Speaker 3: two baby whoa.

1626
01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:38,200
Speaker 8: And I guess that's cool.

1627
01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:46,720
Speaker 5: But but the best I'm just saying it's you. My

1628
01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:49,599
Speaker 5: butt cheeks are I'm just gonna say, my butt cheeks.

1629
01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:53,639
Speaker 8: Are both exactly the same. And you you're laughing because

1630
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:54,880
Speaker 8: you're like, well, yeah, of course they are.

1631
01:18:55,880 --> 01:19:00,479
Speaker 5: Look in the mirror tonight they're different, but mine are

1632
01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:01,400
Speaker 5: exactly the same.

1633
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:05,960
Speaker 6: You have you have him, You have Olsen twin ass

1634
01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:06,599
Speaker 6: I got.

1635
01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:10,799
Speaker 5: I got a Mary Kate and Ashley.

1636
01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:12,760
Speaker 8: Damn, I got two little.

1637
01:19:12,479 --> 01:19:15,600
Speaker 5: Treasure troll looking girls for butt cheeks.

1638
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:20,400
Speaker 2: And Dan wants to know, Adam, that's my case. Your

1639
01:19:20,439 --> 01:19:23,640
Speaker 2: blindness was caused by the robotuscin. I know because it

1640
01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:26,679
Speaker 2: happened to me in high school after drinking a whole bottle. Dan,

1641
01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:33,200
Speaker 2: I take zequill, motherfucker. We gotta check the ingredients though.

1642
01:19:33,479 --> 01:19:35,400
Speaker 8: There's gotta be something to that. Now. Do you think

1643
01:19:35,439 --> 01:19:36,519
Speaker 8: there's nothing to that? Dude?

1644
01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:38,479
Speaker 2: I go to a lot of doctors, and I've gone

1645
01:19:38,479 --> 01:19:42,320
Speaker 2: to a neurologists. I've been two different neurologists. I brought

1646
01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:45,679
Speaker 2: up the zequil addiction and they're like, that's fine. Don't

1647
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:46,839
Speaker 2: be a bitch, dude.

1648
01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:50,560
Speaker 7: Don't you know it's non habit forming. Yeah, it's just

1649
01:19:50,640 --> 01:19:51,880
Speaker 7: so right on the bottom you did.

1650
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:53,280
Speaker 2: You're fucking idiot.

1651
01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:56,680
Speaker 8: Okay, But like, what did this doctor's butt cheeks look like? Symmetrical?

1652
01:19:57,760 --> 01:20:00,799
Speaker 3: I don't think the doctor usually shows you his ass.

1653
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:03,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what kind of doctor you're going to.

1654
01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:06,840
Speaker 6: You know, real quick, before I check you out, can

1655
01:20:06,880 --> 01:20:07,679
Speaker 6: you check me out?

1656
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:12,040
Speaker 2: Or my butt cheeks the same yeah, so is there

1657
01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:14,479
Speaker 2: any uh, it's that time of the show. Is there

1658
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:19,759
Speaker 2: any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams?

1659
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:26,960
Speaker 7: Let's see. Yeah, I would like to take back.

1660
01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:31,240
Speaker 2: Kind of airing out all of my dirty laundry about

1661
01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:36,360
Speaker 2: jerking off as a child. Yeah, football, And my mom

1662
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:38,559
Speaker 2: does listen to podcast, so she's gonna have to hear

1663
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:41,880
Speaker 2: from her friends how I watched incest porn as a child.

1664
01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:46,240
Speaker 2: Yeah that's cool. Yeah, nice dude, she's you know, she's fine,

1665
01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:48,320
Speaker 2: she's yeah, we don't have to talk about that, and

1666
01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:51,600
Speaker 2: then we do and it's like, eh, that's fine. Yeah.

1667
01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:51,320
Speaker 8: Ye.

1668
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:54,960
Speaker 4: Like I'd like to apologize to my family for ruining

1669
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:59,920
Speaker 4: their computer for years. My dad could he didn't know

1670
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:01,880
Speaker 4: what was going on. He couldn't fix it.

1671
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:05,439
Speaker 5: Likes you think your dad didn't know what's going on.

1672
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:12,200
Speaker 8: I'm a dad. I know what's going on. What my dad? Yeah,

1673
01:21:12,280 --> 01:21:12,960
Speaker 8: your dad was.

1674
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:15,639
Speaker 2: Like on sites that you wish you knew about.

1675
01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:18,160
Speaker 4: I mean, my dad, like was a computer guy. He's

1676
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:20,280
Speaker 4: a computer guy. He could not fix it. He could

1677
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:22,240
Speaker 4: not get to the bottom of why it was broken.

1678
01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:26,440
Speaker 2: Because you're also a computer guy. You covered your tracks exactly,

1679
01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:32,240
Speaker 2: just filled it all up with Oreo dot com enough.

1680
01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:35,719
Speaker 3: I feel like I want to give it some epic giveaways.

1681
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:38,040
Speaker 3: Don't you have some shirts to like throw out or something?

1682
01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:44,360
Speaker 2: I sure do. There we go, right, Adam is very slowly.

1683
01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:46,400
Speaker 8: Carefully getting down on to his knees.

1684
01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:47,559
Speaker 7: Look at that cake.

1685
01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:49,719
Speaker 3: Wait, look at jesus.

1686
01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:54,920
Speaker 2: Jesus, you good.

1687
01:21:58,680 --> 01:21:59,800
Speaker 7: I had surgery a month ago.

1688
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:01,120
Speaker 2: Guys, I'm doing great.

1689
01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:03,559
Speaker 7: There you are? You are give it up for him?

1690
01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:04,080
Speaker 2: Here we go.

1691
01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:11,000
Speaker 7: Here's some epici ye, give me one of those.

1692
01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:13,040
Speaker 8: I'm gonna ball this sucker up.

1693
01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:16,760
Speaker 6: Launch that ship before you could throw it, dude.

1694
01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:18,160
Speaker 3: Maybe some epic giveaways.

1695
01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:19,719
Speaker 6: I'm gonna throw this ship.

1696
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:48,400
Speaker 11: Hell afar, dude, hell yeah, damn damn hey.

1697
01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:47,759
Speaker 3: Hey not not not to bring up a source subject,

1698
01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:49,599
Speaker 3: but like Dursey, that was a great throw. You should

1699
01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:52,040
Speaker 3: be the Broncos quarterback maybe.

1700
01:22:52,920 --> 01:23:01,120
Speaker 2: Oh sh sorry, had ten days for you guys, Sili.

1701
01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:05,160
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna take that joke back, not to.

1702
01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:07,720
Speaker 2: Go take that you take back. Yeah, there's a lot

1703
01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:08,160
Speaker 2: of take back.

1704
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:09,439
Speaker 8: Like I don't want you guys to know I.

1705
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:11,160
Speaker 2: Was old enough to use Prodigy.

1706
01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:12,639
Speaker 8: I'm gonna take that back.

1707
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:15,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even know it.

1708
01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:15,720
Speaker 1: I know.

1709
01:23:15,760 --> 01:23:17,800
Speaker 8: That's why I'm like scared I even brought it up.

1710
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:20,479
Speaker 5: It's like it's one way to just say, uh, I

1711
01:23:20,479 --> 01:23:21,400
Speaker 5: could have just been like.

1712
01:23:21,560 --> 01:23:25,559
Speaker 8: So all my pubes are great. I couldn't have said that.

1713
01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:28,800
Speaker 2: Well, we just want to thank you guys. We love Colorado.

1714
01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:33,920
Speaker 2: It's awesome than baby. I am never here for years

1715
01:23:33,960 --> 01:23:37,000
Speaker 2: we want it is such an odd come to Denver

1716
01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:41,280
Speaker 2: and this beautiful theater and we just want to thank

1717
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:46,080
Speaker 2: you guys. And this was another episode Uh yes, yes,

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01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:47,880
Speaker 2: gorgeous

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01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:54,840
Speaker 8: T I type