1 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 1: Every day a week ago, clicks up the Breakfast Club, 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 1: finish for y'all done morning. 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:11,400 Speaker 2: Everybody is the DJ, Envy Jess, Hilarious, Charlamagne the guy. 4 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 2: We are the Breakfast Club. Laura Lo Rosa is here 5 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:16,079 Speaker 2: as well. We got a special guest in the building. 6 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:21,000 Speaker 2: Name we got comedian Sebastian Monus Calco practiced. 7 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:22,320 Speaker 3: Did I get it right? 8 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 4: Though? 9 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:25,600 Speaker 5: He did? But you emphasized the man and I felt 10 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 5: like it was a little Italian coming out of here. Nice. 11 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 3: There was no Italian in me. 12 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: Were welcome? 13 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:33,800 Speaker 3: How are you feeling, brother. 14 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 5: I'm good, I'm good. I just got to New York 15 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 5: City yesterday and bouncing around the city and talking to 16 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 5: uh everybody about my special coming out this week. 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:42,560 Speaker 1: It ain't right. 18 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,839 Speaker 5: It ain't right Hulu and Hulu. 19 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 2: Yes, just Uhary told us that you were a funny comedian. 20 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,480 Speaker 2: She loves you, but she couldn't be here. She's actually 21 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 2: in La. 22 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 3: She went to Mike App's birthday party. 23 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 2: So she said to tell you to send love, okay, 24 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 2: And she also wanted me to say that why are 25 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 2: some of the best comedians from Chicago? She named a 26 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 2: bunch of them from Bernie Mack, little real, Hannibal Burroughs, 27 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,039 Speaker 2: d Ray Davis, Airy Spae is God for You, Sherry 28 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:07,200 Speaker 2: sheperd Robin Williams. 29 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 3: What makes Chicago so Chicago? 30 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 5: Living in Chicago, there's a lot of sarcasm, there's a 31 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 5: lot of making fun of one another, but it's in 32 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 5: good spirit. So I grew up with. You know, even 33 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:25,640 Speaker 5: even now you go back to Chicago, I'm getting ripped 34 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:29,119 Speaker 5: to shreds. You know. There's a lot of like, oh, 35 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:29,839 Speaker 5: were you. 36 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 6: On the Breakfast Club? What do you think you're special? 37 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,639 Speaker 6: There's a lot of that going on in Chicago. So, uh, 38 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,559 Speaker 6: I think you have a tough skin growing up there. 39 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:42,200 Speaker 6: And uh and and sarcasm and making people laugh is 40 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 6: just kind. 41 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 5: Of part of the way we get through the winter. 42 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 5: So uh yeah, you got to you gotta have a 43 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,880 Speaker 5: sense of humor to go through those winners. So yeah, 44 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 5: I mean I've always been around funny people, funny family. 45 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 5: Growing up, just just at the dinner table was just fun. 46 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 5: We had We were either laughing or crying. There was 47 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 5: no in between. So for me, we always used to 48 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 5: kind of laugh to mask anything that was happening that 49 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,680 Speaker 5: was getting serious. Even to this day, if I feel 50 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 5: somebody's gonna cry. I get uncomfortable, and I'm like, okay, 51 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 5: we gotta get out. It is I that? Yeah, so 52 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 5: you don't go to funerals at all? Did I go 53 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 5: to funerals? 54 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 7: But I tend to You don't speak at them home? 55 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:26,880 Speaker 5: I don't. 56 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind that. 57 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,600 Speaker 5: Actually, actually I would. If I were to speak at 58 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 5: a funeral, I would I would definitely go the humor route. 59 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 5: I'm laughing at funerals just because I'm trying to break 60 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 5: up the the seriousness of it all. 61 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 8: What in the funeral would you be specifically joking about? 62 00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 8: Because your solid comedy is so like you take like 63 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,520 Speaker 8: random regular things and just like make it a joke, 64 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,239 Speaker 8: like things that I wouldn't even think twice about because 65 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,519 Speaker 8: it's just naturally what people do. 66 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 5: Okay, So the last funeral I went to, I was 67 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 5: with my sister. It was sad, but I started looking 68 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 5: around the room and I said, be nice if there 69 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 5: was like a cocktail service here, something to like like 70 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 5: a like a beverage. You know, you're you're there, you're sad. 71 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,919 Speaker 5: Be nice. If somebody came up to you and said, 72 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,080 Speaker 5: you need you need to you know, guess a wine 73 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 5: or something, and we just kind of start riffing off, 74 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 5: like I wanna be nice to have like a like 75 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 5: a little food here and just make it a little 76 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 5: bit more of a lounge. 77 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 3: Like a all the funerals. 78 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,760 Speaker 5: If you knew there was gonna be good food and 79 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 5: some cocktails at a funeral once, you'd be more prone 80 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 5: to even attend the damn thing. 81 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 7: The repast. 82 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,360 Speaker 8: But by the repast, I mean you kind of are 83 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 8: at the point where you're hungry. So a lot of 84 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 8: the family issues that surround the funeral people don't care 85 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 8: about cause. 86 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 7: They want to eat. Oh this is after in the 87 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 7: actual funeral, talking. 88 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 5: About the wake with the body in the room. 89 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 8: Something you got like three girlfriends that like we're trying 90 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 8: to figure out who was the one. 91 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 5: Yes, your funerals you. 92 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:04,120 Speaker 3: Go to might just be grandma had passed, she got 93 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 3: two boyfriends. 94 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 7: No, I do not. I don't. I don't. 95 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,600 Speaker 8: I've just been to a lot of funerals where there's 96 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 8: a lot of things that questioning you in the funeral 97 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 8: trying to figure out. 98 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 7: What's going on. 99 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:18,279 Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I'm going to like a grandmother and uncle. 100 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:22,840 Speaker 5: There's not like there's not anybody really wondering what's going 101 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:26,040 Speaker 5: on outside of the person that died. 102 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 3: She from Delaware. That's a little different. So there's anything 103 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,640 Speaker 3: off the table with jokes with you politics. 104 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 5: I don't do politics. I don't think people want to 105 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 5: hear that, especially when they're coming out to a show. 106 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:45,359 Speaker 5: You're inundated all day with the right and the left 107 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,800 Speaker 5: and this, that and the other thing. I want to 108 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,800 Speaker 5: give people a departure from that. I don't want to 109 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 5: be talking about any politics. And I've always said, whatever 110 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 5: my father is doing is a lot funnier than whatever 111 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 5: the president is doing, So I kind of stick to 112 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:03,120 Speaker 5: my family. It was Trump to Trump is yeah. I 113 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 5: mean he's a funny. Some of the stuff that's coming 114 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,800 Speaker 5: out of his mouth is extremely humorous. But I just 115 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,160 Speaker 5: like leave that to people want to talk about politics. 116 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 5: For me, I just I talk about my family. I 117 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,920 Speaker 5: talk about I got two kids, I'm going to parent 118 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 5: teacher conferences. It's it's I'm drawing from my own life 119 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 5: and I'm not really paying attention to anything else. 120 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,159 Speaker 9: I also see a lot of exaggerated like frustration in 121 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,360 Speaker 9: your comedy, So like, like, do you could you talk 122 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 9: about being fed up about everybody talking about politics so much. 123 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,600 Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I could go that route. I mean 124 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:36,719 Speaker 5: I am a little fed up with the whole politic 125 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,360 Speaker 5: talk and people, you know, getting separated by that. So 126 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,800 Speaker 5: I just tend to I don't know, I just I 127 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:48,080 Speaker 5: think what we're all going through on a daily basis, 128 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,480 Speaker 5: whether it be you know, two boyfriends or. 129 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 1: It's true. 130 00:05:54,640 --> 00:06:02,520 Speaker 5: Okay, relationship problems, parents, you know. I just feel like 131 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 5: everybody would. It's relatable humor, observational humor. That's that's my lane. 132 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 1: What's the point of everyday life that annoys you the most? 133 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:12,480 Speaker 9: Oh? 134 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:18,720 Speaker 5: God, everyday life. I got a problem right now with 135 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:22,360 Speaker 5: people wearing in visil line during the day. 136 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,720 Speaker 7: That bothers me too, And then you can see it 137 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:26,680 Speaker 7: and hear it when they talk. 138 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,159 Speaker 5: That's all I'm looking at. If you had a visil 139 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,760 Speaker 5: line on, I would be looking at your mouth and 140 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:35,680 Speaker 5: how the saliva is in between the teeth and the 141 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:39,039 Speaker 5: So I believe in visil line should be done at 142 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:42,400 Speaker 5: night where nobody could see it while you're sleeping. That's 143 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:44,760 Speaker 5: one of my pet peeves right now. Another one of 144 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,960 Speaker 5: my pet peeves right now is the way people talk 145 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:54,200 Speaker 5: these like buzzwords like I am on a journey, a healing. 146 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,839 Speaker 1: Journey, healing whatever. 147 00:06:55,960 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 5: Yeah, put whatever you want in front of journey. Narcissists 148 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 5: not so much. That's not on my my hot list 149 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:09,080 Speaker 5: of words that I don't like. Another word that's that's 150 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,120 Speaker 5: a word that I don't even know really exactly what 151 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 5: that means. 152 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 10: I hear it a lot. Another word I don't like 153 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 10: is oh, I'm speaking my truth. 154 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:27,440 Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry. 155 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,960 Speaker 5: It bothers me. Just these like buzzwords. So yeah, that's 156 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 5: that's another thing that that ain't right. 157 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:36,720 Speaker 9: Because some people's truth could be complete lies, it could 158 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,520 Speaker 9: be completely not accurate at all. 159 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:44,120 Speaker 5: Yeah, it could be definitely fabricated. And and I just 160 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:47,600 Speaker 5: don't like people that are like picking up on these 161 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:51,960 Speaker 5: buzzwords and and and implementing into their their their conversation 162 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,760 Speaker 5: when they might not even know what that what they're 163 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:54,240 Speaker 5: talking about. 164 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,840 Speaker 9: And I think with the visit line to read the 165 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,560 Speaker 9: people wearing visit line during the day because they don't 166 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,800 Speaker 9: get enough sleep at night, Is that right? 167 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:01,200 Speaker 1: I really think that's the reason. 168 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,960 Speaker 5: Are you Are you knocking off for good eight hours 169 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:04,320 Speaker 5: at night? 170 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 1: No? I try to get I try. 171 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,840 Speaker 9: I try to be in bed by nine to fifteen 172 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:09,800 Speaker 9: because we gotta be up at like four fifteen, so 173 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,720 Speaker 9: like six seven, but eight is like tough to do. 174 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 5: Are you mapping? Are you Are you guys like mapping 175 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,840 Speaker 5: your sleep? Are you like, do you wear a sleep 176 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 5: mechanism that I'm na you think? What is it a 177 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,040 Speaker 5: twenty minute nap? Are you going down with me? 178 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 2: I got to pick up my first door at at 179 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:34,280 Speaker 2: two forty seven, so I try to between one and 180 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:35,880 Speaker 2: two forty quick little. 181 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,600 Speaker 5: Hour in bed. 182 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, well my office either couch either. 183 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:43,960 Speaker 5: Yeah, I gotta I gotta be like in a bed nap. 184 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 5: I can't like knock out on a couch and I 185 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:49,560 Speaker 5: gotta get re ready to go to bed when I nap. 186 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:51,920 Speaker 3: And how old are your kids? 187 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:52,959 Speaker 5: Eight and six? 188 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,040 Speaker 3: So you brought your son to wenty is showing and 189 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:55,680 Speaker 3: he fell asleep? 190 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:55,840 Speaker 4: Oh? 191 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,200 Speaker 5: Sleep? Yeah? Damn yeah. 192 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,800 Speaker 3: So you looked at and you see him sleep, and 193 00:08:58,880 --> 00:08:59,600 Speaker 3: did you wake him up? 194 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:03,800 Speaker 5: At Ah? Listen, it's five. He was a five at 195 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,520 Speaker 5: the time, So it's not like I was like, oh, 196 00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:09,240 Speaker 5: my son is going to sleep. Although I told my 197 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:12,440 Speaker 5: wife I should start doing my act during bedtime to 198 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,760 Speaker 5: see if they fall asleep, because it's hard to get 199 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,520 Speaker 5: him to bed, you know, but yeah, now he fall 200 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:20,800 Speaker 5: asleep during the show. And the kids are probably one 201 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,480 Speaker 5: of the hardest people to make laugh, I think, you know, 202 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,120 Speaker 5: but they do have a sense of humor themselves. 203 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:28,920 Speaker 2: We have a good we have a very fun, fun family. 204 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:31,840 Speaker 2: But yeah, are you the popular dad at school? Like, dude, 205 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:32,520 Speaker 2: it does everybody know it? 206 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 3: Like your dad is famous. 207 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,640 Speaker 5: I'm hearing a little bit of that. But I'm like 208 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,160 Speaker 5: an older father. I'm fifty two. I got a six 209 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,520 Speaker 5: year old. So when i go to the school events, 210 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:46,640 Speaker 5: I feel like I'm like an antique, well compared to 211 00:09:46,679 --> 00:09:49,280 Speaker 5: the rest of the dads, Like they're in their early thirties. 212 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:53,240 Speaker 5: So I'm like almost like a you know, like, oh, 213 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:56,839 Speaker 5: there comes the great hair. You know, I'm one of 214 00:09:56,880 --> 00:10:00,640 Speaker 5: the only dads that have gray hair. So that's where 215 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,680 Speaker 5: I am. But I feel like I'm bringing a bit 216 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:05,920 Speaker 5: of wisdom to the to the school. Here. We go 217 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:10,760 Speaker 5: to the soccer games and uh, you know, they're handing 218 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:14,040 Speaker 5: out stickers at the end of the game and the 219 00:10:14,559 --> 00:10:17,160 Speaker 5: score goes backwards once they reach it. It was twelve 220 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:19,040 Speaker 5: zero and then I went to nine zero because they 221 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:22,600 Speaker 5: want to make the kids feel bad. I you know, 222 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,240 Speaker 5: I have problems with that, and and I'm like, and 223 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,720 Speaker 5: I'm doing something that might be a little out of 224 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,760 Speaker 5: the box. I want to get your take here the 225 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,240 Speaker 5: breakfast club, if if, if you agree, you got that. 226 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:34,000 Speaker 5: You have a son. 227 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,240 Speaker 3: I got six kids. I got four girls, two boys. 228 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,719 Speaker 7: They play soccer, they do all They also. 229 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,720 Speaker 5: Okay, and the sons are howled. 230 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:47,520 Speaker 2: He's in college. He's not demanded a house. He thinks 231 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:48,199 Speaker 2: he's demanded house. 232 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,480 Speaker 1: He plays football, football, play them around. 233 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:53,360 Speaker 3: He does not slam me around. The mother said, is eleven. 234 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,280 Speaker 5: Okay, So I got a six year old. What I've 235 00:10:56,280 --> 00:11:01,360 Speaker 5: been doing recently is I'm putting clown on my six 236 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:04,960 Speaker 5: year old when he goes to school, and I'm asking 237 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:10,080 Speaker 5: him when he comes home, is anybody comment on how 238 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,400 Speaker 5: good you smell? He goes, no, I'm not getting anything. 239 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:15,040 Speaker 5: So I had the parent teacher conference this week and 240 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:18,880 Speaker 5: during the conference, I go, have you noticed how good 241 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:25,199 Speaker 5: my son smells? And they're like, I'm sorry. I go, yeah, 242 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,200 Speaker 5: you know, I'm putting a little Colonne on him. Was wondering, 243 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,440 Speaker 5: you know, She's like, well, we're not really allowed to 244 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:36,079 Speaker 5: comment on kids smells like I'm like, even if he 245 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:39,280 Speaker 5: smells good, I mean, there's kids that smell awful. Growing 246 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,040 Speaker 5: up in school, there's always that kid that came to 247 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,680 Speaker 5: school with you know whatever, booger's hanging out of his 248 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,600 Speaker 5: nose or what have you. But I'm like, come on, 249 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,920 Speaker 5: this kid's coming to school, and you know, we dress 250 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,520 Speaker 5: him up nice, we do his hair, And do you 251 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,680 Speaker 5: think six years old is a little too young to 252 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,640 Speaker 5: be wearing cologne? What do you think? 253 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:00,199 Speaker 9: Do I think six years old is No, I don't 254 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,280 Speaker 9: think that's too young to be wearing cologne. But I 255 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:04,280 Speaker 9: can also understand why the teachers don't want to comment 256 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:04,520 Speaker 9: on it. 257 00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:07,000 Speaker 1: I mean, ever since Pizzagate, you can't be too safe. 258 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:10,480 Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know if six year old walks 259 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:15,319 Speaker 5: in smell like John Paul Gutier, you gotta comment on it. 260 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,040 Speaker 2: I don't have a problem, and I don't have a problem, 261 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,280 Speaker 2: and I would say not to say that your kids stinks. 262 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,160 Speaker 2: But some of these younger kids stink. Now like you 263 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,160 Speaker 2: you go and you can tell that they not washing 264 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:26,080 Speaker 2: good enough. 265 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,240 Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I mean they just they look like they're 266 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 5: rolling out of bed right into the school. I don't know. 267 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,160 Speaker 5: We kind of take our time with our kids and 268 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,640 Speaker 5: make sure it looks. 269 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,400 Speaker 9: The fatherhood changed the way you approach your comedy because 270 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,840 Speaker 9: I know you use your family a lot and a 271 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:38,520 Speaker 9: lot of your material. 272 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:42,080 Speaker 5: Not really, but I mean it has. I'm extracting a 273 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,320 Speaker 5: lot of humor out of being a parent, you know, 274 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:48,600 Speaker 5: especially in today's day and age. Uh So, yeah, I 275 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,520 Speaker 5: mean I'm always talking about what's going on in my 276 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:55,600 Speaker 5: life in my comedy. So if I'm going, uh to 277 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:59,080 Speaker 5: parent teacher conference, if I'm going to a soccer game 278 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:02,120 Speaker 5: with my kids, I'm talking more about my health. Now, 279 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:05,240 Speaker 5: how I seem to be breaking down? I can't do 280 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,280 Speaker 5: what's fifty? 281 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,319 Speaker 1: Man? You men breaking down? 282 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,680 Speaker 5: I have? I have detached biceps, which I don't know 283 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:17,320 Speaker 5: how that happened. What is that my biceps have detached? 284 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,120 Speaker 5: I'll show you. 285 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,360 Speaker 4: There's a lot of things going on. We mean, fifty fifty? 286 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:25,040 Speaker 4: How old are you okay for another five years? You're 287 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:28,800 Speaker 4: telling me how good you feel? Now here, see there's 288 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,920 Speaker 4: like a hole in my bicep here. 289 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:32,520 Speaker 7: Did you play sports? 290 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:33,600 Speaker 2: No? 291 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,840 Speaker 5: This is I woke up in there, and this is 292 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,720 Speaker 5: woke up. I woke up out of it. He wasn't 293 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,839 Speaker 5: working out trying to You thought I was doing biceps. No, 294 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,320 Speaker 5: I woke up and I'm like, do I have a 295 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,880 Speaker 5: hole in my bicep? So yeah, I don't know how 296 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,320 Speaker 5: this happened. So yeah, this is what I'm talking about 297 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,040 Speaker 5: breaking down. 298 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,880 Speaker 1: Did you work out like a growing up? 299 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,000 Speaker 5: Yeah? I used to. Yeah, of course it's working out 300 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:57,720 Speaker 5: like a I used to work out, uh with no 301 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:58,320 Speaker 5: shirt on. 302 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:03,920 Speaker 1: I don't believe you. 303 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,439 Speaker 5: Yeah. No, I used to work out a lot, but 304 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,800 Speaker 5: now I can't work out as much as I used 305 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,880 Speaker 5: to do to the fact that you know, and I 306 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,640 Speaker 5: think this travel has killed my body too, and being 307 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,280 Speaker 5: so physical on stage. I'm starting to see the effects 308 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:19,960 Speaker 5: of of uh, of just getting a little bit older, 309 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,880 Speaker 5: that's all I mean. I don't want to say that 310 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:27,840 Speaker 5: like I'm a grandfather, all right, I'm just saying that, Biden, 311 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,000 Speaker 5: I just can't do things that I used to do. 312 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,640 Speaker 5: I played a basketball game the other day, like a 313 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,160 Speaker 5: pick up basketball game. I felt like a hamstring was 314 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,040 Speaker 5: gonna pop. So I mean, I you know I can't. 315 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,840 Speaker 7: Isn't there a certain age where like you shouldn't do that? 316 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:48,000 Speaker 5: Well, you're just this one's telling me a lot older. 317 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,760 Speaker 8: Like No, I'm just saying I think you should steel 318 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,000 Speaker 8: like workout and like be active. But like a pick 319 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:56,240 Speaker 8: up basketball game. They get a little intense, and you 320 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:59,440 Speaker 8: didn't like your biceps, And yeah. 321 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:02,040 Speaker 5: Well, I I thought I was going to be available 322 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,000 Speaker 5: to do that. But as I was doing it, and 323 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,120 Speaker 5: it was only half court, it's not like we're sprinting 324 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:06,520 Speaker 5: up and down. 325 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,880 Speaker 7: The half court is better. But how did you feel. 326 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:09,640 Speaker 3: You can still? 327 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,040 Speaker 2: Barack Obama was playing basketball when he was in the 328 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:14,440 Speaker 2: White House. 329 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,320 Speaker 3: He was sixty five. 330 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,880 Speaker 7: But that's different in his in the White House. It's 331 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,320 Speaker 7: just him. It's not a random. 332 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,200 Speaker 3: Playing pickup games. 333 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,600 Speaker 7: Yeah, it's different. It's Barack Obama is in the White House. 334 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:24,760 Speaker 7: How did you feel? 335 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,080 Speaker 3: How did you push up? 336 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:30,000 Speaker 8: I did basically seven with Lola. I counted in that video. 337 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,480 Speaker 8: Y'all had me f y'all said five. How did you 338 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:33,560 Speaker 8: feel when you were doing it? 339 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,040 Speaker 5: I didn't feel good. I didn't remember the basket being 340 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,880 Speaker 5: that high. Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't really get a 341 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:43,280 Speaker 5: good good Uh. A lot of air balls, a lot 342 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,280 Speaker 5: of air balls. But yeah, I mean, listen, I'm trying 343 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,440 Speaker 5: to keep you know, in shape, and uh, I'm just 344 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,360 Speaker 5: having some issues with my body right now. 345 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,880 Speaker 2: We talked about it. We talked about koldoscopies. We talked 346 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:58,240 Speaker 2: about everything. Just did that recently too? Did you get 347 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,000 Speaker 2: one us a lot at? 348 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,880 Speaker 3: He went for a check up and the doctor said Ben, 349 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:06,520 Speaker 3: but he did it. 350 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:06,880 Speaker 8: You know. 351 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,200 Speaker 1: I went for a sectomy. 352 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,160 Speaker 9: I went to get a eect me consultation okay, and 353 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,800 Speaker 9: left and ended up with a prospect. 354 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,440 Speaker 8: He volunteers himself for it, like whenever they need to 355 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,520 Speaker 8: just like figure new things. 356 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,600 Speaker 5: Out and right over figure. 357 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:22,120 Speaker 9: I wouldn't care if I needed to dowers one time 358 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,840 Speaker 9: they went together, Can. 359 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:24,520 Speaker 1: We talk about your back? 360 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:25,840 Speaker 5: Why? 361 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,600 Speaker 8: You just want to make him comfortable, so you can 362 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,280 Speaker 8: you know, then dive open up a little bit. 363 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:38,080 Speaker 5: Yeah. So I just went and it was wondering. It 364 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,960 Speaker 5: was just wonderful. No, I was. I was shocked. I've 365 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,520 Speaker 5: never been put down like that on a front and 366 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,240 Speaker 5: all and uh so good it was. 367 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 9: It was we're talking about different things colons. Yeah, yeah 368 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,280 Speaker 9: that we had that too. 369 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,800 Speaker 1: I had that too. Talking about the prospect. 370 00:16:54,400 --> 00:17:00,680 Speaker 8: Oh I was he was great, Yeah, it was great, No, 371 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:01,040 Speaker 8: I was. 372 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,160 Speaker 1: The drugs, it was fantastic. 373 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,800 Speaker 5: Yeah, the drugs. I thought I thought the drug was beautiful. 374 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,399 Speaker 5: But as I was going under, uh, there was a 375 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,719 Speaker 5: nurse there and she goes, oh, I'm a I'm a 376 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:17,640 Speaker 5: big fan, right, And I'm like what and she's like, yeah, 377 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,040 Speaker 5: I saw you at the forum in Los Angeles and 378 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,800 Speaker 5: I going, now you're going to see up my And 379 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,000 Speaker 5: I'm like, you know, it's like, I don't really want 380 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,359 Speaker 5: to hear that as I'm going under, but yeah, I 381 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,119 Speaker 5: thought yeah, and I'm like you, I'm very preventive, you know. 382 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,439 Speaker 5: I think a lot of times when it comes to health, 383 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,879 Speaker 5: people react to their health rather than you know, go 384 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,040 Speaker 5: through the preventative measures. So I'm I'm into testing. I 385 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,000 Speaker 5: like going in for not I don't like going in 386 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,960 Speaker 5: for tests, but I'd rather know early rather than you know, 387 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,960 Speaker 5: my biggest fear is going to the doctor and they're 388 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:53,160 Speaker 5: giving me pamphlets and going you know, you're you're you're 389 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,000 Speaker 5: gonna die soon. So I'd rather know before. 390 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,600 Speaker 2: Now we go week well, not together, but that sounds crazy. 391 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,600 Speaker 2: But for every little thing that we hear about, we 392 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:04,040 Speaker 2: go to the doctor. If somebody dies, going to the doctor. 393 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,639 Speaker 2: If there's a heart problem with somebody, I'm going to 394 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:06,160 Speaker 2: check my heart. 395 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:06,600 Speaker 5: That's how. 396 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,920 Speaker 9: The bathto' starting to question whether you really got kids. 397 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,480 Speaker 9: I think you gay on you to be honest. 398 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,360 Speaker 5: Are you a hypercontract? I mean, do you think you're 399 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:18,760 Speaker 5: gonna die soon? No? 400 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,720 Speaker 2: But you know, sometimes you'll see a sign and yeah, 401 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,560 Speaker 2: like let me check this out just to make sure. 402 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,280 Speaker 2: Like somebody will die out of nowhere, and I want 403 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,320 Speaker 2: to know why they die and. 404 00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:29,400 Speaker 9: You look at their age like fifty, Like wait, forty five, 405 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,720 Speaker 9: I want to know what happened. 406 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:34,760 Speaker 5: Okay. So if you hear that somebody passes away and 407 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:39,280 Speaker 5: they're around your age and they die of diabetes or whatever, 408 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,240 Speaker 5: you're going to get fail you You're going to get 409 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:45,199 Speaker 5: checked the next day, gotcha? Okay? So if nobody dies, 410 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,440 Speaker 5: you're good. You don't check nothing. 411 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,000 Speaker 3: I don't check that somebody dies checking everything. 412 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,240 Speaker 1: Now you come, You're you're Italian? 413 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:53,680 Speaker 5: Right. 414 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,919 Speaker 9: Italian families they got their own universal characters, right, Like 415 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,399 Speaker 9: which family member gave you the best comedy material without 416 00:18:59,400 --> 00:18:59,879 Speaker 9: even trying. 417 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,520 Speaker 5: My father was very, very funny growing up. He was 418 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,920 Speaker 5: he's a hairdresser. He still is, seventy nine years old. 419 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,240 Speaker 5: He still doing hair. Wow. He was a bit of 420 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,439 Speaker 5: a comedian, but his audience was the people that he 421 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 5: was doing in the chairs, So he had kind of 422 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,560 Speaker 5: a captive audience for an hour doing a dye job, 423 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,800 Speaker 5: a haircut or what have you. So he was he's 424 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:23,240 Speaker 5: a big personality. My mother is funny too, and my sister. 425 00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:26,320 Speaker 5: But my father is a character in himself. He came 426 00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:29,479 Speaker 5: here when he was fifteen years old from Sicily, and 427 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,400 Speaker 5: he kind of brought some of that kind of immigrant 428 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:38,240 Speaker 5: mentality into kind of raising us. And yeah, we always 429 00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:40,840 Speaker 5: we always felt like he was the funniest one in 430 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:41,320 Speaker 5: the family. 431 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,840 Speaker 1: Well got him into being a hairdresser, was he. 432 00:19:44,119 --> 00:19:47,399 Speaker 5: His father was a barber in Sicily, and then he 433 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,639 Speaker 5: he likes to be called a stylist. He doesn't like 434 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:55,400 Speaker 5: to be called a barber because he he creates style. 435 00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:58,120 Speaker 7: He did some stuff with Robert de Naro too. 436 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:02,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, he de Niro played my father in a movie 437 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:06,960 Speaker 5: that I co wrote, and then my father was teaching 438 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,159 Speaker 5: de Niro on set how to do like blowouts and 439 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,560 Speaker 5: die jobs, which I'm sitting here watching this going. I 440 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,879 Speaker 5: would never thought in a million years that my dad 441 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:20,760 Speaker 5: would be teaching de Niro hair tips, you know. But 442 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,280 Speaker 5: de Niro wanted to know how to do hair, how 443 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,760 Speaker 5: do you hold the comb? You know. He was very 444 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,560 Speaker 5: interested in how my dad did things, so he could 445 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,920 Speaker 5: portray my father in the movie very in an authentic way, 446 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,680 Speaker 5: and he even wanted to spend time with my dad 447 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,320 Speaker 5: while de Niro was doing a movie in Oklahoma, and 448 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,639 Speaker 5: he's like, I need your father to come down to 449 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,199 Speaker 5: Oklahoma for three or four days spend some time with me. Now, 450 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,840 Speaker 5: I call my dad. I go, Dad, de Niro needs 451 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,919 Speaker 5: you to come to Oklahoma. And my Dad's like, Oklahoma, 452 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,800 Speaker 5: I got to work, you know. I'm like, de Niro's 453 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,119 Speaker 5: calling you to Oklahoma. He's like, well, who's going to 454 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,720 Speaker 5: do my clients? So I'm like, oh my god, So 455 00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,880 Speaker 5: my dad, and my dad's wondered how much he's gonna 456 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,680 Speaker 5: get hate to do this. I go, Dad, just go, 457 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,520 Speaker 5: and you know, teach de Niro what you know? So 458 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,639 Speaker 5: it was, it was, it was. It was a cool, 459 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,480 Speaker 5: cool feeling to have my dad kind of like teaching 460 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,000 Speaker 5: Robert de Niro how to be him. 461 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,280 Speaker 1: So you had the freshest haircuts growing up. 462 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:20,480 Speaker 5: I don't think so necessarily. I I had a mullet, 463 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,240 Speaker 5: which I thought was beautiful, and then I permed out 464 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,879 Speaker 5: my mullet in the back. I did a perm job 465 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:29,240 Speaker 5: because I played soccer, and when playing soccer, you needed 466 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,639 Speaker 5: your hair to like when you headed the ball, you 467 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:36,879 Speaker 5: needed it to like flow. So but I don't know. 468 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,760 Speaker 5: I don't know if I had the best haircuts because 469 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,960 Speaker 5: my hair is really colicky and it doesn't like lay right. 470 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:49,320 Speaker 5: But yeah, hair was really big growing up in our house. Yeah, 471 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,880 Speaker 5: my son has beautiful hair. I don't know who he's 472 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,320 Speaker 5: taken after, but his hair is thick and nice. My 473 00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:57,480 Speaker 5: hair is kind of thin. 474 00:21:58,119 --> 00:21:59,800 Speaker 3: What did your parents say when you wanted to become 475 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,480 Speaker 3: a comedian? 476 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,560 Speaker 5: Very supportive. I mean you would think the opposite, coming 477 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,439 Speaker 5: from like a traditional Italian family, that they would be like, 478 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,560 Speaker 5: you know, because we were just talking about this, The 479 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:13,280 Speaker 5: entertainment business used to be something you were like, you're 480 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:16,600 Speaker 5: going into the entertainment what are you crazy? There's no 481 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:21,160 Speaker 5: health insurance. Nobody did like entertainment where I came from. 482 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,760 Speaker 5: Now everybody's got a you know, a microphone and an 483 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:30,320 Speaker 5: iPhone and right, it's just like there's no like in baseball, 484 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,840 Speaker 5: there is the farm system where you come up and 485 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:37,600 Speaker 5: then you be a pro. But now in entertainment it 486 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,600 Speaker 5: just seems like you got a camera, you got you 487 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,520 Speaker 5: gotta show, you know, And I don't know is that 488 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,800 Speaker 5: a good thing. I don't know. I'm more of a traditionalist, 489 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:50,760 Speaker 5: I guess, looking for more of like you kind of 490 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,000 Speaker 5: have to work your way up to it rather than 491 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,159 Speaker 5: just I don't know, I don't know. It just seems 492 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,920 Speaker 5: like it's it's easy now. 493 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,160 Speaker 1: And it makes the world one big reality show. 494 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,040 Speaker 9: And you're, like you said it, everybody's walking around with 495 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,800 Speaker 9: a microphone and the camera and they think we're extras 496 00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:05,280 Speaker 9: in their goddamn show. 497 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,119 Speaker 1: Like I hate that. 498 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, no stereotypes ever ball to you, because there's so 499 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,280 Speaker 2: many Italian stereotypes. 500 00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:14,159 Speaker 3: Did that ever bother you growing up? Or when you 501 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:14,880 Speaker 3: do your count. 502 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,840 Speaker 5: You know, you get like the whole mob thing, you know, 503 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,840 Speaker 5: oh what are you and the mob? Or what are you? 504 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,320 Speaker 5: Oh your father's and the mafia? So I mean I 505 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,080 Speaker 5: just think that's from like people seeing Italians and movies 506 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,440 Speaker 5: and whatnot. It's not like I got upset about that. 507 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,280 Speaker 5: I mean there's some people that do the you know, hey, 508 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,879 Speaker 5: you know that that that gets a little, you know, 509 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,080 Speaker 5: under my skin. I don't necessarily I'm not the AO guy, 510 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:42,240 Speaker 5: although you know sometimes that creeps out and doing stand up. 511 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,840 Speaker 1: But Phonsie and Andrew Dice Clay, is. 512 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,359 Speaker 5: That is that is that who started started that they. 513 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,000 Speaker 3: Went on with all the Italian movies, sopranos and all that, just. 514 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:52,960 Speaker 1: But they were cool. 515 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,000 Speaker 9: Like when you look at Phonzie now compared to like 516 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,600 Speaker 9: the guys on good Fellas, it's like, who was this cobo? 517 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,400 Speaker 5: Yeah, but like Phonsie growing up was like we didn't 518 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,239 Speaker 5: really have anything else to compare Phonzie too. I mean, 519 00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:12,040 Speaker 5: Phonzie wore a leather jacket and he put the juke 520 00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,720 Speaker 5: box on with his fist, and anytime Phonzie came into 521 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,359 Speaker 5: the sea and you just knew it was everything was 522 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:21,120 Speaker 5: gonna be okay. But yeah, I mean the stereotypes are there. 523 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:26,159 Speaker 5: They necessarily don't really bother me with Henry Winkler really Italian, No, 524 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,320 Speaker 5: it's Jewish. 525 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:32,040 Speaker 8: I just I looked up Italian stereotypes of envy said that, 526 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:33,840 Speaker 8: and Italians are always late. 527 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:34,360 Speaker 7: That's the thing. 528 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:40,280 Speaker 5: No. I lived by the motto of punctuality is the 529 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,320 Speaker 5: prince of politeness. I'm always early for anything. 530 00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:49,639 Speaker 1: You said, No, I think that's yours. 531 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,800 Speaker 5: Well, are are all you on time? Like, generally speaking, 532 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,200 Speaker 5: are you on time? Good question? 533 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,080 Speaker 7: We have CPT color people time. 534 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:06,879 Speaker 8: So depending on what I know what I'm saying, I 535 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,800 Speaker 8: know what I'm saying. It depends what time are you 536 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,480 Speaker 8: talking about the real time of our time? Like, okay, 537 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,720 Speaker 8: you're late into your fashion, be late. There's two types of. 538 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,840 Speaker 2: Show started five wants to show to start at five 539 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,120 Speaker 2: or five, so it starts at six. 540 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:24,000 Speaker 5: Six six, and so you come in late. 541 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:25,680 Speaker 1: Not all the time. 542 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:26,240 Speaker 5: I try not. 543 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,040 Speaker 9: It's not like I'll purposely try to get here late. 544 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,679 Speaker 9: But you know, shit happens in New York. It's a 545 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,600 Speaker 9: garbage truck, I can and you know, in the morning, 546 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,640 Speaker 9: it's a game of interest, So one little thing. 547 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,320 Speaker 7: Can throw you what happens in the morning. 548 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:41,399 Speaker 1: Shut you sell a lot arenas do I do? 549 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,520 Speaker 5: And I'm always on time? 550 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,479 Speaker 1: What part of success still feels strange to you? 551 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:55,000 Speaker 5: I think the money part of it is uh tough 552 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:58,320 Speaker 5: for me to deal with, just because I grew up 553 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:02,440 Speaker 5: in a middle class family and there's been no one 554 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:06,479 Speaker 5: that really that in my life, in my like immediate family, 555 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,760 Speaker 5: that could I could go to questions about money because 556 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:13,800 Speaker 5: they they they're not living the life that I'm living. 557 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,440 Speaker 5: So and I always think that this is going to 558 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:20,800 Speaker 5: end tomorrow. You know, I'm like a saverer, so I'm 559 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,960 Speaker 5: not like spending a lot of money on things. I'm 560 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,560 Speaker 5: always like preparing for my tongue to fall out. So 561 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,040 Speaker 5: I grew up in a very negative type of family 562 00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:34,520 Speaker 5: where any type of positivity was looked upon like it's 563 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,680 Speaker 5: going to end or you know, you know what I'm saying. 564 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,720 Speaker 5: So I don't know if you guys feel that way, 565 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,879 Speaker 5: If this you feel like, oh, are people going to 566 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,520 Speaker 5: be listening tomorrow? You know I always go through like 567 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,240 Speaker 5: people going to buy a ticket to come see me 568 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,119 Speaker 5: the next time I come to New York City. Anyhow, 569 00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:49,880 Speaker 5: you talk to people like, oh, yeah, you know you're 570 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,000 Speaker 5: fine and don't worry about it this, and then I'm 571 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,800 Speaker 5: constantly worried about very very I put a lot of 572 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,160 Speaker 5: pressure on myself to deliver when I do these stand 573 00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,240 Speaker 5: up comedy shows because you know, I always look think 574 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,040 Speaker 5: about it, this could be my last show. 575 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,719 Speaker 1: No, I agree with you, and especially if you've been 576 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,480 Speaker 1: broke like I've been broke broke. You know, I've been fired. 577 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,680 Speaker 9: Four times from radio, you had to collect unemployment checked. 578 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,720 Speaker 9: When you've had that feeling, you don't take nothing for granted. 579 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,480 Speaker 9: Y you know, I save everything. 580 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,600 Speaker 5: Yeah, because you just never know, never know, you never know, 581 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:19,680 Speaker 5: So very very cautious about spending. 582 00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,840 Speaker 9: What surprised you most about Hollywood versus stand up? 583 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:26,880 Speaker 5: So like what the TV and film? 584 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, like when you did the movie with Roberts Denarro 585 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,520 Speaker 1: about my father. 586 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,399 Speaker 9: Like, I know a lot of comedians that don't like 587 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,879 Speaker 9: to do movies and TV shows because they hate the 588 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:35,960 Speaker 9: whole hurry up and waiting. 589 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,840 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's tough. It's tough. I don't necessarily like the 590 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,560 Speaker 5: TV and film world just because of that. It's like, 591 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,240 Speaker 5: you're there for twelve fifteen hours. You're sitting there waiting 592 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,159 Speaker 5: for a cloud to move so you could say a 593 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,880 Speaker 5: couple of lines. It's a little frustrating, especially as a comedian, 594 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,119 Speaker 5: where you're getting immediate reaction, you're going out, you're performing, 595 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,560 Speaker 5: you're right there, you know whether or not you're funny 596 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,480 Speaker 5: or not, and it's an hour and a half. So yeah, 597 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,840 Speaker 5: I wouldn't have a problem doing stand up comedy the 598 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,800 Speaker 5: rest of my life. The TV and film thing is 599 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,640 Speaker 5: it's fun. I mean, I just did a show called 600 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,359 Speaker 5: Bookie which lasted for two seasons, which I really enjoyed 601 00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:14,760 Speaker 5: playing a bookie in Los Angeles, and that I had 602 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,800 Speaker 5: fun with because it was run really really tight. Chuck 603 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:21,320 Speaker 5: LORI was was the writer on that, and he knew 604 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,159 Speaker 5: exactly what he wanted and it moved quite fast. And 605 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:28,240 Speaker 5: when you're doing comedy, it's all about a pacing. But yeah, 606 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,320 Speaker 5: stand up is king. You can't you can't be going 607 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,360 Speaker 5: out and doing stand up comedy for a live audience 608 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,080 Speaker 5: every night. Yeah. 609 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,840 Speaker 9: I saw you say that you thought Bookies could go 610 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,680 Speaker 9: on for a couple of more seasons. 611 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,720 Speaker 5: Oh, I mean I was ready for you know, five 612 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:43,800 Speaker 5: six seasons, but you know, people had other plans with 613 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,880 Speaker 5: the show, so I was trying to get it back 614 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,800 Speaker 5: up on the air, but I don't know, it's not 615 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:49,360 Speaker 5: looking good. 616 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,920 Speaker 1: How did you convince Robert de Niro to be your father? 617 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,960 Speaker 5: You know, I worked with de Niro on The Irishman, 618 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,480 Speaker 5: so people thought I had like a connection to de Niro, 619 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,240 Speaker 5: like we were like talking on the phone, which was 620 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:03,000 Speaker 5: not the case at all. Someone that was a producer 621 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,720 Speaker 5: on about My Father got him the script. He read 622 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,640 Speaker 5: it this is over COVID, and he's like really liked 623 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,960 Speaker 5: it and wanted to have it read out loud with 624 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,640 Speaker 5: a bunch of actors. So we came to New York, 625 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,560 Speaker 5: we read it out loud, and then you know, a 626 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,600 Speaker 5: couple of weeks later said yeah, no, I'm ready to 627 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,200 Speaker 5: do I you know, it was a dream to get him, 628 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,640 Speaker 5: but we didn't think we were going to get him 629 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,560 Speaker 5: in the movie. But yeah, he ended up signing on 630 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,400 Speaker 5: the next thing. You know, We're in Alabama for nine 631 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:32,760 Speaker 5: weeks knocking out this movie, which didn't really have that 632 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,959 Speaker 5: good of a time doing because I was a little 633 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,320 Speaker 5: I was nervous. I mean, I'm I'm working with arguably 634 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,480 Speaker 5: one of the greatest actors of our time, and I'm 635 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,360 Speaker 5: sitting here going I've never really worked on a movie 636 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:47,800 Speaker 5: soup to nuts and being the star. So I had 637 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,120 Speaker 5: a lot of anxiety during during that movie, but learned 638 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 5: a lot from working with him. 639 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:52,080 Speaker 1: Would learn. 640 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,600 Speaker 5: He's all about doing business while he's acting. And I 641 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,000 Speaker 5: generally was like, okay, you stay, stay here, you say 642 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,560 Speaker 5: your lines. But he was always active, Like we were 643 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,600 Speaker 5: packing a suitcase and he was you know, he was 644 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,240 Speaker 5: packing the suitcase. He was he was concerned about what 645 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,320 Speaker 5: toiletry is was he was going to be packing. And 646 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,440 Speaker 5: I learned if you're acting while you're doing something, it's 647 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,720 Speaker 5: a lot more natural than just kind of sitting there 648 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:21,120 Speaker 5: and saying the line. So always looking for something to do, 649 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,920 Speaker 5: and then I had a cry at the end of 650 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,960 Speaker 5: the movie which I couldn't get to crying. I did 651 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,880 Speaker 5: the two takes with him, and I actually asked him. 652 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,320 Speaker 5: I said, I'm having a hard time with this, and 653 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,120 Speaker 5: he's like, well, I think of my son when I'm 654 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,200 Speaker 5: doing this scene with you, I'm thinking of my son. 655 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:41,080 Speaker 5: And he actually started to cry talking about his son. 656 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,480 Speaker 5: And then I started to cry watching him cry, and 657 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,640 Speaker 5: I go, I got to use this. And then we 658 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,000 Speaker 5: started in the scene and I was already emotional. So 659 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,520 Speaker 5: just getting to places that I didn't think I could 660 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:54,400 Speaker 5: get to, I stole from him or he helped me with. 661 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,880 Speaker 5: So yeah, it was I took that into other experiences 662 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,920 Speaker 5: moving forward and acting in TV film films. 663 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,680 Speaker 1: Do you feel famous? 664 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,520 Speaker 5: Uh? No, here, I'll give you an example this this 665 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:12,200 Speaker 5: past weekend. Yeah, And I'm like, are they even gonna 666 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:16,360 Speaker 5: know who who he's spoofing? Or do they think this 667 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:21,440 Speaker 5: is a character that he's he's introducing. So no, I 668 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:25,160 Speaker 5: don't think I don't know. No, I don't think. I 669 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,760 Speaker 5: don't I don't I don't behave famous, I don't I 670 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,840 Speaker 5: don't walk around with a lot of people, you know, 671 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,760 Speaker 5: it's not like I'm you know, it's just me and 672 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,760 Speaker 5: Soca coming in here. I'm sure you have people that 673 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,640 Speaker 5: come in here with a large group of people no reason. 674 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,560 Speaker 1: But absolutely positively I. 675 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,440 Speaker 5: See this show. I mean it's like who's who's the guest? 676 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:48,720 Speaker 5: You know, said to take people behind the guy. But no, 677 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,640 Speaker 5: I've always kind of kept it low key, and no, 678 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,960 Speaker 5: I don't I don't feel I don't feel famous at all. 679 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,720 Speaker 9: How do you feel when you saw this sketch when 680 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,120 Speaker 9: it was like in real time? Did people hit you 681 00:31:59,200 --> 00:31:59,400 Speaker 9: up there? 682 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,440 Speaker 5: No, I was doing show. They actually asked me to 683 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,840 Speaker 5: be a part of it. They call me Thursday and 684 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,960 Speaker 5: said we would love to have you come in at 685 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,760 Speaker 5: the end. But unfortunately I was going to be in 686 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,880 Speaker 5: Palm Springs doing a show, so I couldn't get out 687 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,040 Speaker 5: of that. But when I did see it on the 688 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:17,160 Speaker 5: way home from that, I was, I was, I was 689 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,680 Speaker 5: flattered that that that they did that, and and it 690 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,560 Speaker 5: was funny. I mean it was funny. It was very 691 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,960 Speaker 5: over exaggerated body movements, and uh, it was it was 692 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,400 Speaker 5: fun to see. And I've never hosted the show, so yeah, 693 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:34,600 Speaker 5: I mean I got more traction on that that skit 694 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:38,200 Speaker 5: then I've gotten in any skit that I've ever been in. 695 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,960 Speaker 5: I mean, there was more like heat around the that 696 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,520 Speaker 5: video than any video that I've been in personally, So 697 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,160 Speaker 5: it was it was nice to see and I'm a 698 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,600 Speaker 5: big fan of that guy, Marcelo. I think he's definitely 699 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:50,200 Speaker 5: going places. 700 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,120 Speaker 1: How did they never had you host the show? 701 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:57,600 Speaker 5: You sound like my dad. I don't know. I've never 702 00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 5: been asked, and I would love to do it. Hopefully 703 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,960 Speaker 5: this this, this, this will get me on who knows, 704 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,560 Speaker 5: but yeah, I would love to do it. 705 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,840 Speaker 9: How do you decide what's okay to talk about on 706 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,040 Speaker 9: stage when it comes to family or does everybody automatically 707 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:11,959 Speaker 9: content and they know it. 708 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,720 Speaker 5: I had to only ask my mother in law if 709 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,400 Speaker 5: it was okay to do a joke about her husband 710 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:27,880 Speaker 5: dying because no, no, no, this is actually the grave site. 711 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:34,320 Speaker 5: They they bought plots together, right, and then her husband 712 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,200 Speaker 5: died and then she remarried. So when we went to 713 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:41,200 Speaker 5: go see my wife's father, I was looking at the 714 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,840 Speaker 5: other grave, which was for my mother in law, and 715 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,080 Speaker 5: the joke was is my mother in law going to 716 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:52,720 Speaker 5: get buried with the original husband or is she going 717 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,800 Speaker 5: to get buried next to the husband she has. Now. 718 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,240 Speaker 5: I thought I thought it was a little sensitive to 719 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,880 Speaker 5: be talking about that, but she's like, no, No, everybody's 720 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:04,920 Speaker 5: been really really gracious about being a part of my act. 721 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,120 Speaker 5: And I'm not really malicious when I talk about people 722 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,359 Speaker 5: in my act. It's the kind of tongue in cheek. 723 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,000 Speaker 5: It's very you know, it's coming from a good place. 724 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,799 Speaker 5: So yeah, they've been My wife in particular, has been 725 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:20,400 Speaker 5: really really supportive. My mother is wondering why she's not 726 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:24,040 Speaker 5: in the act. More so, she's a bit offended that 727 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,799 Speaker 5: she's not. She's like, why are you always talking about 728 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,239 Speaker 5: your dad? I'm funny. I'm like, damn, it's just the 729 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,440 Speaker 5: way it is. You know, if you do something that 730 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,239 Speaker 5: I think should be in the act, that's not like 731 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,680 Speaker 5: I'm I also want to like protect my mom. I 732 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:40,000 Speaker 5: don't know, there's something about like not talking about my 733 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,560 Speaker 5: mom on stage. I think my dad. My dad loves it. 734 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,520 Speaker 5: My dad's like, you know, talk about being famous. He 735 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,560 Speaker 5: thinks he's famous. He goes into a restaurant and he's like, 736 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,640 Speaker 5: they don't know me. I go with it. Why would dad? 737 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,120 Speaker 5: So yeah, he loves when people come up to him 738 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,840 Speaker 5: and oh are you Subastian's father, so he's kind of 739 00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:58,759 Speaker 5: relishing in the moment. 740 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,560 Speaker 1: Do you write jokes abounch of mone, you just don't 741 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,000 Speaker 1: use them. 742 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,319 Speaker 5: I don't live. My process is not really writing. It's 743 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,520 Speaker 5: just more like i'll recant a story that I lived. 744 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,799 Speaker 5: But yeah, with my mother, I don't know what it is. 745 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,319 Speaker 5: It's just sometimes she makes me laugh. But I never 746 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,520 Speaker 5: kind of put her in the act for for whatever 747 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:18,279 Speaker 5: the reason, I don't know. But there's a few things 748 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:23,120 Speaker 5: that are happening now that might make the act. 749 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,680 Speaker 3: You see, you can't wait to check it out. It 750 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,520 Speaker 3: ain't right. Comedy Special comes to Hulu this Friday to 751 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,759 Speaker 3: twenty first, make sure you go check it out. Thank 752 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:31,960 Speaker 3: you for joining us to say thanks. 753 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,320 Speaker 5: For having me sharing your audience with me. 754 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,640 Speaker 9: I really do appreciate you're not old. 755 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,120 Speaker 7: Pick pickup games. I'm sorry. 756 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,279 Speaker 5: I can play pickup games. I do not have biceps, 757 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:51,320 Speaker 5: although I am playing padel or paddle your friend Schultz. 758 00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:53,719 Speaker 5: We have a thing now and next time I'm in 759 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,239 Speaker 5: town and I have some time, we're gonna we're gonna play. 760 00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,840 Speaker 5: I don't know how good he is, but we'll. 761 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,680 Speaker 9: See claims to be like the chance. I don't know 762 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,799 Speaker 9: what the title is with like the Grand Champion. He's 763 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:03,520 Speaker 9: like a professional. 764 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,880 Speaker 5: Now is he a professional paddle? 765 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:06,640 Speaker 1: He's a pro paddle. 766 00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,400 Speaker 5: Oh, he's a pronoun. Okay, I didn't know he was. 767 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,360 Speaker 1: I gotta pro now that his pronoun? 768 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:15,799 Speaker 5: Now, yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't know he was a 769 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,040 Speaker 5: professional padal So, I don't know. I got a Sicilian 770 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,120 Speaker 5: slice that i'd like to see if he could return, 771 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,680 Speaker 5: we'll see. That sounds crazy like a slice on the ball. 772 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:33,399 Speaker 2: You're I just I don't know that, all right, the bastards. 773 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,000 Speaker 3: All right, it's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. 774 00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,680 Speaker 6: I don't know, every day a week ago. 775 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,279 Speaker 1: Click yours up the Breakfast Club. Finish, y'all done it.