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Speaker 1: so I'm taking her entire college savings to pay for it.

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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole?

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Speaker 2: You know? I? I mean personally, I love it. I

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Speaker 1: I love making the whole world blind, you know. Dab

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Speaker 1: the eyehole man. So yeah, X thirty one and I

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Speaker 1: male thirty two had see female sixteen way too young. Wow, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we were at your sixteen or seventeen when you had her.

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Speaker 1: We're friendly co parents, but one big rule we share

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Speaker 1: is if our daughter breaks something, she pays for it. Now,

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Speaker 1: Sis twenty seven and I are only are the only grandkids.

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Speaker 1: Aunt never married. Instead, she worked with grandma and grandpa

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Speaker 1: at the Seamstreet store and took it over when they retired.

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Speaker 1: Sis's girlfriend twenty nine proposed last year Grandpa offered to

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Speaker 1: make father sister in law a custom suit, which she

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Speaker 1: was over the moon about. Grandma had me asked Sis

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Speaker 1: what her dream dress was and recorded the conversation. Sis,

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Speaker 1: a few months later, Grandma's surprised this with her dream

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Speaker 1: wedding dress. It fit perfectly, and everybody cried, that's so cute, love,

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Speaker 1: that's freakin', that's so cute. Sadly, Grandma recently passed away,

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Speaker 1: which hit us all hard. SIS was devastated, but decided

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Speaker 1: She's very large, much larger than Sis. Three days ago,

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Speaker 1: we decided to go visit Sis and see how she

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Speaker 1: was doing. It was great, but then See asked if

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Speaker 1: because no, Sea is much larger than Sis. She made

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Speaker 1: But I see you in the comments if you know

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Speaker 1: was destroyed. Se had apparently tried to get it on,

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Speaker 1: popping some seams and got stuck. But instead of waiting

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Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no, don't say it. Don't say it.

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Speaker 1: Sound But instead of waiting for help, she cut her

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Speaker 1: way out. The dress was hacked to bits. Oh idiot

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Speaker 2: Oh god, it's so much worse.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, god. Oh. Sis was devastated and asked

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Speaker 1: she said there was no way. She said she'd make

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Speaker 2: Just to make it.

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Speaker 1: Whoa see has about fifteen thousand dollars saved from various

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Speaker 1: Since as her parent, I still have control over it,

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Speaker 1: twelve thousand dollars to Aunt to pay for the new dress,

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Speaker 1: three thousand to my sister's wedding as an emotional distress tax.

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Speaker 1: Oh damn, Well, there's still more to the story, bud. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what do you think so far?

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Speaker 2: Oh dude, my heart is palpitating. I mean, it's just

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Speaker 2: so tough because it's like, yeah, like definitely, like definitely

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Speaker 2: the sister is uh old retribution. But oh, it's just

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Speaker 2: so tough to see, you know, the savings and workings

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Speaker 1: Can't take it away, especially actually like that was going

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, off, that's tough. That's tough.

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Speaker 1: So I explained exactly why this is happening to see,

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Speaker 1: but hacking the dress to pieces. Couldn't what fucking idiot

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Speaker 2: Why would you try it on in the first place?

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Speaker 1: Too? Like a man? Just them decision after dumb decision.

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Speaker 1: She told my ex, and while she agreed she was

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Speaker 1: have ruined her future for a quote unquote free dress.

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Speaker 1: I reminded her of our rule and she still thinks

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Speaker 1: I'm wrong. So am I the a hole here?

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Speaker 2: Wow? And so wait, this is the who is saying that? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Her co parent is mad?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the X. There are a couple edits, So I

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Speaker 1: really quick gut check. Is opda hole? So far?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Man, I'll say, I'll say, if I have to

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Speaker 2: say it, I think so. I think so well. But

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Speaker 2: you know what, We'll give the edits and we'll we'll dissect.

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Speaker 2: We'll see. Let's let's let's see what more we got.

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Speaker 1: So to clarify, the money was sees have fun at college.

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Speaker 1: Money not her college fund. My ex and I are

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Speaker 1: paying for whatever scholarships don't. When she was asking what

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Speaker 1: Another edit. So I got off the phone with my

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Speaker 1: She will be going to therapy, whether that's in person,

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Speaker 2: Her punishment stances is though, we're going to try to

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Speaker 1: That's the end?

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Speaker 1: So okay, it's OP the A Hole. I want to

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Speaker 1: What do you think? John?

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Speaker 2: I think that I'm going to change my mind. So

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Speaker 2: This situation OP needs to learn And yeah, I not

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Speaker 2: the a hole, not the a hole.

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Speaker 1: I think. Also, we've like talked a little bit about

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Speaker 2: Ooh we actually we actually do we have a wedding

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Speaker 2: dress story from public subscriber Cova eight three nine zero. No,

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Speaker 2: I've commented a lot on this video. You can never

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Speaker 2: wedding dress website. My dress was originally thirty six hundred

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Speaker 2: It was a massive and intricate corset ball gown with

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Speaker 2: need to tricked out, my goodness. You need to help

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Speaker 2: deal of the century. But we want to hear more

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Speaker 2: just read it on the next one.

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Speaker 1: See you soon. The paternity test says my husband is

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Speaker 1: not the father and he thinks I cheated, But the

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Speaker 1: truth is much worse. I cheated and had one hundred babies.

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Speaker 1: I am a sperm door, a sperm donor.

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Speaker 2: I said what I said, an egg donor, an egg donor.

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Speaker 2: It was sixth grade, all right, class, This is by allergy.

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Speaker 2: Sam, is there something you want to tell us? Maybe

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Speaker 1: Booth only only to my guy, My, my, my, my,

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Speaker 1: What should I do? I don't know how you convince like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I asked him to hug me and he did.

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Speaker 1: I asked him to hug me, and he did. I'm

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Speaker 2: That is a big challenge.

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Speaker 1: But John, do you know what what?

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Speaker 2: That's an updourt oh shnap.

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Speaker 1: First off, I want to thank everyone who reached out.

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Speaker 1: My original post got so much attention. It was hard

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Speaker 2: He was going to go scortsd earth.

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Speaker 2: You just just lightened the earth on fire, you know.

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Speaker 1: Ah. We did a few tests blood attorney tests for

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Speaker 2: Good.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what happened to my baby, and that

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Speaker 2: You literally come home with a child that is not yours.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what to realize it either. That's insane.

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Speaker 2: And you've been also loving this child as taking care

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Speaker 1: That's why you mark your baby.

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Speaker 2: Bring them to you. I truly have no idea, but

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Speaker 1: Yeah, baby expert. You got to mark your baby with

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, that's insane that that happened. I have my

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Speaker 1: I don't want people to know. I don't want people

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Speaker 1: She's such a good kid and she's not some spectacle

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what we'll do. I did, what

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Speaker 1: do you even do that situation? The playbook has not

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Speaker 2: What do you do when you're expecting your child to

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe we should write the.

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Speaker 2: Book What to Do when your Child is Stolen and Replaced?

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Speaker 1: Well, actually, OPI has some ideas. They're pretty honestly.

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Speaker 2: Like it's it's so challenging too, because like probably more

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Speaker 2: But then is it just like do you just swap kids?

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Speaker 2: Do you swap again? I mean, you've literally been treating

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Speaker 1: Know it's yeah, dude, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe you just like tell them and become like

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Speaker 2: you visit your grandparriends, like you know, you don't see

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Speaker 1: Like this is a sitcom right here?

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Speaker 2: Switched at birth?

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Speaker 1: Switched at birth? Mommy and daddy got me a little late.

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Speaker 2: And they saw that my eyes saw my eyes were different,

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Speaker 1: But then we met my other family and everything was great.

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Speaker 2: That's right, because we were switched.

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Speaker 1: It births switched at burst.

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Speaker 2: That does kind of sound like a like a ninety

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Speaker 2: s comms Cheryl, you stole my card again again? What

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Speaker 2: it fits? Were the same age, dummy, mom?

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Speaker 1: Both like the same boys.

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Speaker 2: I was to say that what should we do?

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Speaker 1: Well? Does he have a brother? What was switched at

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Speaker 1: birth to? I would watch that show, dude, That is

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Speaker 1: a show, like switch at birth is a show, right,

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Speaker 1: I feel like it has to be switched at birth?

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Speaker 1: Who switched at birth? But we still love each other.

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Speaker 1: I have the same sister and you have a different brother.

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Speaker 2: It was it was It's an ABC free Form show.

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Speaker 2: Actually that makes a lot of sense.

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Speaker 1: That's the name. Yeah where, but what like is it?

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Speaker 1: What free form is? That? Does that mean it's reality?

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Speaker 2: Like it's a super cheesy like kind of sitcom drama

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Speaker 2: like full House but worse.

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Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, No shade my fellow free form people. Also,

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Speaker 1: no shade to ABC.

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Speaker 2: No shade to ABC.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? John's original you know, daddy

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I I don't know if that's

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Speaker 2: on a show called Startup You, which is like Big

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Speaker 2: Brother meets Shark Tank. And we were in this like

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Speaker 2: giant like Hogwarts like place for seven weeks and we

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Speaker 2: were competing for investment from investor.

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Speaker 1: It would be fun. We should do a screening of

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Speaker 1: that show or like the pilot episode at your place,

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Speaker 1: like get a projector and make it a drinking game,

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Speaker 1: like every time we see you in the show, we

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Speaker 1: have to take a shot.

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Speaker 2: That's that's that's a good idea. I mean, my birthday

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Speaker 2: is coming up, so that.

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Speaker 1: Would be so much fun. That would be so much fun. Hey,

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Speaker 1: if you want to do a John screening. We can

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Speaker 1: host it.

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Speaker 2: Let's make it happen.

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Speaker 1: You actually actually let me go, we'll talk. I think

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Speaker 1: that would be hilarious.

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Speaker 2: I agree.

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Speaker 1: I also, I've never seen the show, so I want

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Speaker 1: to see it.

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Speaker 2: I'm down, I'm down.

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Speaker 1: This whole situation is crazy. I don't know anyone else

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Speaker 1: who's been in a situation like this. I mean, are

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Speaker 1: there like support groups for parents whose kids got mixed up?

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Speaker 1: I googled and nothing came up. Literally, all I'm getting

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Speaker 1: our tabloid articles from drafty magazines that slap the faces

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Speaker 1: of innocent kids on the same pages as celebrity sex

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Speaker 1: scandals and fiction. How do we tell our daughter? I mean,

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Speaker 1: we can't tell her now, she'll tell the kids at

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Speaker 1: school and it'll be everywhere. But we have to say something.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I did deserve this. I think

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Speaker 1: watch Switched at Birth. I mean, yeah, the blueperirt right there.

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Speaker 2: It has five seasons, so clearly they have come to

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Speaker 2: some sort of conclusions.

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Speaker 1: Can we can we see what the comments are saying.

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Speaker 1: Do you even tell the daughter and just say you're

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Speaker 1: adopted not by choice.

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Speaker 2: Personally, you were adopted by force? Do you understand me. Child,

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Speaker 2: You're fortunately adopted. Honestly, I think my like what I

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Speaker 2: would do is like basically that family becomes like the

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Speaker 2: aunt and uncle and the Cousin's all right, you were

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Speaker 2: switched at birth, Like we literally spent years raising each

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Speaker 2: of you, respectively, so it kind of just became like

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Speaker 2: we want you to be in the family. But it's like,

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Speaker 2: I mean, you could probably petition to like leave them

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Speaker 2: if that's the case. Oh, someone mentioned the show Switched

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Speaker 2: at Birth in the comments. True story, Uh, he finds

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Speaker 2: out the kid is in his and leaves and she

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Speaker 2: finds out the kid isn't hers either. Should have been

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Speaker 2: a red flag that she looked Irish, snow white skin,

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Speaker 2: ginger hair, and they were Puerto Rican. If I so

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Speaker 2: the family is Puerto Rican, they have this like like

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Speaker 2: white red haired daughter.

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Speaker 1: That's hilarious. Do you not realize though, like when you know,

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Speaker 1: like when the baby is in your hands.

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Speaker 2: I could see the baby in the hospital because babies

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Speaker 2: are just like their faces are all.

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Speaker 1: Like weird and like just like John loves babies, I

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Speaker 1: literally love our baby. Their faces are all fucked up.

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Speaker 1: They're ugly pieces of wrinkled skin.

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Speaker 2: I will say, I had a friend of mine who

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Speaker 2: had a baby, and like the first year, I was like,

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Speaker 2: this thing is looks crazy, Like this thing looks co crazy.

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Speaker 2: But now it's like the cutest like child on the planet.

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Speaker 2: But when it was born, I was like, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 2: Like I didn't say anything to them babies ugly dude.

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Speaker 2: It was just I think it was just the I

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Speaker 2: was fucked up when I came back because I was,

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Speaker 2: uh my, my head was indented because they tried to

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Speaker 2: squeeze it out but it never came out, so they

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Speaker 2: had to be c sectioned. So I just looked like

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Speaker 2: your head because yes, still a d there sit.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit, oh ship.

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Speaker 2: I'm basically a cone head ship.

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Speaker 1: Bro. That's crazy.

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Speaker 2: So but we made it.

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Speaker 1: You made it through, mom, We made it. Damn. That's crazy. Bro.

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Speaker 1: There's a bump. You can feel the bump.

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Speaker 2: You can feel the bump. You can feel the bump.

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Speaker 2: I think probably everyone has it to some degree, but

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Speaker 2: mine is I have a little bump decently pronounced a

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Speaker 2: little bump. I think I think it's it's above average

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Speaker 2: at least.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Johnson, john has a bubble above average.

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Speaker 2: You know, I gotta I gotta squeezed that head. That's it,

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Speaker 2: that's it. Goodbye,