WEBVTT - Zeke Smith Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>And I invited you here. I thought I made myself

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta come to me empty. And I said, no guests,

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<v Speaker 1>you're o presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So how do you dare to surbey me? Welcome to

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<v Speaker 2>I said, no gifts. I'm Bridgard Winegar. We're here in

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<v Speaker 2>the studio right up top. We're coming to Chicago May

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<v Speaker 2>twenty third, the Den Theater May twenty third. Did I

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<v Speaker 2>already say that Chicago? I've only been to Chicago once.

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<v Speaker 2>You better treat me well. The last time it was

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<v Speaker 2>not for a live show. This is for a live show,

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<v Speaker 2>so I want to be treated with respect, a little respect.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to have a nice evening with all of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Go to the Dentheater dot com, I believe, or google it,

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<v Speaker 2>or on a LIS's this something we can put in

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<v Speaker 2>the show notes. Absolutely on Aalasa's on top of it.

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<v Speaker 2>You can look in the show notes. You can probably

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<v Speaker 2>go to our instagram. There are so many ways you

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<v Speaker 2>can shop online. So buy your tickets if they're still available,

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<v Speaker 2>Buy a friend a ticket, come to the show. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>have special guests I'm gonna bring some gifts from you.

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<v Speaker 2>Never know what I'm gonna bring to give away because

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<v Speaker 2>I've got to get rid of some of this stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh, just brace yourselves, brace yourselves for the theater. Ah,

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<v Speaker 2>what else is going on over the weekend? I went

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<v Speaker 2>to Medieval Times. First experience at Medieval Times. And if

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<v Speaker 2>you don't think I bought a souvenir glass, You're out

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<v Speaker 2>of your mind. This one has kind of lights flashing

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<v Speaker 2>at the bottom. So I've been drinking my coffee out

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<v Speaker 2>of that every morning, which is going to lead to

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<v Speaker 2>a migraine, and that's fine. It's also not dishwashers safe

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<v Speaker 2>because as a battery, so I don't know. It'll probably

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<v Speaker 2>end up in a cupboard and then ninety years from now,

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<v Speaker 2>someone ninety years how long am I willing to gonna live?

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<v Speaker 2>Someone's gonna find it at an estate sale and they're

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<v Speaker 2>going to say, this is state sale sucks. Should we go? Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get into the podcast. I love today's guest. It's

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<v Speaker 2>Zeke Smith. Zeke, welcome to I said no gifts.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, thank you for having me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so happy you're here. I had a big weekend

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<v Speaker 2>over at Medieval Times.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm I'm very jealous because I went to Medieval

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<v Speaker 3>Times once when I was a child in Dallas, tex Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and have always wanted to go back. And my husband

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<v Speaker 3>recently shot a television show for to b It on

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<v Speaker 3>two B Great in Toronto, Okay. And this was two

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<v Speaker 3>Bey's for a scripted show, and they weren't They just

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know all the nooks and crannies of like filming

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<v Speaker 3>something and all the rituals. So there was no plan

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<v Speaker 3>for a rat party.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sure.

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<v Speaker 3>So I always love to be the party planner, and

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<v Speaker 3>I lobbied really hard. I was happy to do all

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<v Speaker 3>the logistic work to have to go to Medieval Times

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<v Speaker 3>in Toronto.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great irat party.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And they said no, Yeah, No one listened to me.

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<v Speaker 2>What's happening over at Tube? This is ridiculous. Tooby is

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<v Speaker 2>out of control. First of all, my apologies to Touby,

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<v Speaker 2>but come on, hire somebody that knows the basics of

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<v Speaker 2>running a television show. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll refuse to comment more because it's not my place.

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<v Speaker 2>I just my husband.

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<v Speaker 3>But I was just I was very disappointed they did

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<v Speaker 3>not take me up them.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that would have been great. Yeah, do you have

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<v Speaker 2>any memories from your original medieval times experience?

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<v Speaker 3>I just remember being my mother was very concerned that

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<v Speaker 3>there was going to be no silverware and they will

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<v Speaker 3>eat with your hands. Yes, So we went to like

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<v Speaker 3>a Walmart or whatever and bought like a box of

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<v Speaker 3>plastic silk, and my mom like brought it in in

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<v Speaker 3>her purse and then was like concerned they were confiscated.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course it's contraband, yes, and that. And they didn't

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<v Speaker 3>have diet pepsi. They only had regular pepsi, and you know,

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<v Speaker 3>we only drank diet.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, patty was a concern. Wow, I have well

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<v Speaker 2>not to break, but I had a diet pepsi during

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<v Speaker 2>my experience. Oh wow, so they've expanded their they've expanded

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<v Speaker 2>it at least to diet pepsi. I still ate with

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<v Speaker 2>my hands. I drank my soup out of the bowl

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<v Speaker 2>holding my hands. Yeah, dipped my brit my clearly frozen

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<v Speaker 2>garlic bread into the soup. Did not eat my corn,

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<v Speaker 2>did not eat my clare that looked like it had

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<v Speaker 2>been taken from a bad wedding somewhere.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not a fan of a mass produced a claire.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not either got to do it like you got

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<v Speaker 3>to do it but Taga Louis style where it's very good,

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<v Speaker 3>or don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I think it is something that's so easily manufactured

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<v Speaker 2>in a factory that it'll often be kind of like

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<v Speaker 2>it's almost like an airplane dessert or something where it's

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<v Speaker 2>just this is what we've got. Take it. I might

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<v Speaker 2>give me a Milano, absolutely, this is me if like,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're not gonna go all the way for the dessert,

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<v Speaker 2>just buy a bag of chips a Hoy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's fine, They're great.

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<v Speaker 2>I will prefer that because chips a Hoy knows what

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<v Speaker 2>they're doing, and somebody who doesn't care about his dessert

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<v Speaker 2>is gonna make something worse.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I love to hear that. I had a pretty

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<v Speaker 2>decent time at medieval times. I feel like it kind

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<v Speaker 2>of feels like you're dining around a litter box.

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<v Speaker 3>In a way. Yeah, I didn't think of it, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>because there's just the horses pooping in the dirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and they have like those giant like they have

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<v Speaker 2>the employees running around with like what are essentially giant

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<v Speaker 2>litter box scoopers. So it's an odd experience.

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<v Speaker 3>So I my father used to own a cattle ranch.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, so.

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<v Speaker 3>I've I've spent a little time, and I believe the

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<v Speaker 3>technical term for those are shit shovelers.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a Latin term. Yes, wow, So have you spent

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<v Speaker 2>time on horses?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, we didn't have like horses. It was kind

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<v Speaker 3>of like a small My dad got it after he

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<v Speaker 3>and my mother sold their business and got divorced, which

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<v Speaker 3>sort of happened simultaneously, and he had this like dream

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<v Speaker 3>of being a cowboy, so he bought this little like.

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<v Speaker 2>Ranch in.

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<v Speaker 3>Prague, Oklahoma, which it's spelled like Prague, but we see Prague.

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<v Speaker 2>There are several of those throughout the United States.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we also have a Miama, which is spelled like

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<v Speaker 3>Miami Miama. Miama. Oklahoma is a very weird place. Both

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<v Speaker 3>of our major airports are named after men who died

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<v Speaker 3>in airplane crashes. Oh no, who will we Will Rogers

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<v Speaker 3>in Oklahoma City, Okay, and then Wiley Post in Tulsa.

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<v Speaker 2>That's tough. Was were they named after they died in

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<v Speaker 2>the plane crashes? This feels like a weird move.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean Will Rogers was a very famous Oklahoma

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<v Speaker 3>So it's like you get that, but then Wyley posts

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<v Speaker 3>not as famous, and it's sort of like this seems

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<v Speaker 3>like a bad trend.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of a like a Springtime for Hitler situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's try to just get this airport to go out

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<v Speaker 2>of business. Wow? And were they big plane crashes or

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<v Speaker 2>they these ones were They're like I'm a famous person

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<v Speaker 2>and now I'm flying my own plane into the side

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<v Speaker 2>of a mountain.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I think like they're sort of like Amelia Earhart style.

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<v Speaker 3>We want to go and like do some sort of

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<v Speaker 3>flight that no one has done before.

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<v Speaker 2>And then right the Hubris, Yes, where's the Amelia Earhart Airport?

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<v Speaker 2>We need to get that going?

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<v Speaker 3>Is there not one?

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<v Speaker 2>I would love? I would go to that. That should

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<v Speaker 2>fly through the Bermuda Triangle.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what is a great airport is the Charles

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<v Speaker 3>Schultz Airport in Santa Clara.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it Peanuts themed?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Oh, it's this tiny little airport with all this

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<v Speaker 3>Peanuts stuff in it, and it like you know, takes

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<v Speaker 3>you to wine country like near Heals Bird right. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that the Sonoma region?

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<v Speaker 3>I think so?

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<v Speaker 2>But you can fly there direct from Barbank and all

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<v Speaker 2>the airplanes are shaped like doghouses and the red barn.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, there's a Snoopy on all the planes.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's where I love Peanuts. I absolutely adore Peanuts

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<v Speaker 2>and I feel like anything Peanuts themed I'm on board with.

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<v Speaker 2>It's our current television screensaver.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you know how Apple, if you have Apple TV,

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<v Speaker 3>it was like landscapes and now you can choose Peanuts.

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<v Speaker 2>You can and it just is it animation or is

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<v Speaker 2>it just pictures of the various animation.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a lot of like Snoopy sleeping on his doghouse

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<v Speaker 3>and then like running around. It's very Snoopy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, this is very sweet. Yes, yeah, I'm still on

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<v Speaker 2>the lion scapes because I like to try to guess

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<v Speaker 2>where they are, and it's almost nine out of times

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<v Speaker 2>ten times. Dubai or lax La.

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<v Speaker 3>Is the areal of x is my worst airport in

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<v Speaker 3>the world.

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<v Speaker 2>It's such a that is the best version of lax

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<v Speaker 2>You only want to be in a drone above it

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<v Speaker 2>exactly if you're down on the ground level, forget it.

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<v Speaker 2>They should do a screensaver of Burbank Airport. Oh, they

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<v Speaker 2>should have something Apple could look into right well.

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<v Speaker 3>And you hear it.

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<v Speaker 2>Burbank is going to be completely redone soon. What's happening, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>they're just.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to update it so it doesn't look like a who.

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<v Speaker 2>Have anybody touching Burbank. I agree with you.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it just needs to be its own special

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<v Speaker 3>little thing where you can, forgotten time, valet your car

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<v Speaker 3>for twenty seven dollars a day and you literally drive

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<v Speaker 3>it up, you throw your keys at the guy and

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<v Speaker 3>in five minutes you're past TSA and you're.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the best airport in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's got like six Guy Fieri restaurants, and.

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<v Speaker 2>It certainly does. I think it's fiery, bathroom gates, only

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<v Speaker 2>four flights a day, It's so cool. I wonder, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this is genuinely concerning to me. I wonder what. I

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<v Speaker 2>hope it doesn't get in the way of it being

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<v Speaker 2>so easy, one would hope.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I think there's also the limiting factor of there

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<v Speaker 3>can only be so many flights out of out of Bourbank,

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<v Speaker 3>right because of the noise pollution.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, because it's kind of in a suburban area.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, there's like very residential and also all the studios, right,

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<v Speaker 3>because like we're in studio city and right next to

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<v Speaker 3>like Radford and Universal and all that, and you can

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<v Speaker 3>definitely like hear the planes of being Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely like a stop for planes is Yeah, so that

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<v Speaker 2>will kind of probably keep it as small as possible,

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<v Speaker 2>you would think. So we've got to preserve it. It's

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<v Speaker 2>it's heaven on earth.

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<v Speaker 3>It is the best light experience in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know when all of this renovation is going

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<v Speaker 2>to begin? Uh no, I've brought you on here at

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<v Speaker 2>the Burbank Airport official.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>But that is that sent a jolt through my body.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want them touching it. It's my little precious airport.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't mind it being a little cleaner, Like if

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<v Speaker 3>we wanted to replace some carpets.

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<v Speaker 2>The carpets are a little rough.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe wanted to update the bathroom situation a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>That's part of the charm. It's part of the charm.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, you know, it's just like it's just been

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<v Speaker 2>forgotten in the back of LA's closet and we get

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<v Speaker 2>to take advantage of how easy it is. But maybe

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<v Speaker 2>they'll clean the carpets, maybe they'll put in some tile,

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<v Speaker 2>get one decent coffee place. Yeah, but I don't really

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<v Speaker 2>care as long as I can just walk in essentially.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, I'm happy to spend sixty dollars on a whiskey

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<v Speaker 3>cocktail and chicken fingers and Guy Fieri's.

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<v Speaker 2>How are the chicken fingers not bad? I believe I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like Guy Fieri would be decent with chicken fingers. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The peak chicken finger is wingstop.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, I've never been to a wing stop.

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<v Speaker 3>It's worth even just postmaning. But the chicken tenders themselves

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<v Speaker 3>right well, and they're ranch sauce. Oh is it's peak

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<v Speaker 3>ranch stace.

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<v Speaker 2>A good ranch that's basically my number one chicken finger

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<v Speaker 2>dipping sauce.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I'll take a barbecue or honey mustard every now

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<v Speaker 3>and again, but ranch needs to be the center.

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<v Speaker 2>And barbecue it could be any flavor. Essentially, you really

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<v Speaker 2>never know with barbecue, but ranch, you're like there's a

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<v Speaker 2>ballpark area of ranch. Sometimes barbecue sauce is a little sweet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, it's got tons of sugar in it. It's

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<v Speaker 3>essentially you know, the base green. The base ingredient of

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<v Speaker 3>American barbecue sauce is ketchup.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're never a major on barbecue, no, I have Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>but it all starts with like, dump a bottle of ketchup,

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<v Speaker 3>add brown sugar, throw in some spices, a little vinegar mustard.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like a vinegar barbecue sauce.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you from? Where are you from?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm from Salt Lake City.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Okay. So you're not from a like a barbecue.

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<v Speaker 2>Ring No, no, no no. I guess your tay would

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<v Speaker 2>say it's more of a ranch ranch oriented mayo based sauces. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>because we are famous with our fried sauce, which is

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<v Speaker 2>ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together. Where you're from Texas? Oklahoma? Oklahoma? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>And what's moy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah very much? So Oklahoma. And I hate to say

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<v Speaker 3>this because Texas, but sooner. Oklahoma is just culturally the

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<v Speaker 3>northern province of Texas, right right, It's like it's cowboys

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<v Speaker 3>and Indians, it's barbecue and yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I always for the longest time, I kind of just

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<v Speaker 2>assumed Oklahoma was very dusty.

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<v Speaker 3>Well because that's where the dust Bawl happened.

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<v Speaker 2>So one a time did not make this connection.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where all the oakie is left in grapes of

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<v Speaker 3>wrath to come to California. So Oklahoma. More fun facts

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<v Speaker 3>aside from our airports named after people.

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<v Speaker 2>Graft Is.

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<v Speaker 3>So the dust Bawl happened because well, first of all,

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<v Speaker 3>we kicked all the Native Americans out of the southeastern

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<v Speaker 3>United States, right, Florida, Georgia, alban right, march them on

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<v Speaker 3>the trail at Oklahoma. They're like, this is a wasteland.

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<v Speaker 3>No one wants this. And then they were like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>actually we're gonna let like even further marginalized that and

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna let white people have the good land. And

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<v Speaker 3>then they just they farmed the land so much without

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<v Speaker 3>any regard for the environmental impact that literally all the

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<v Speaker 3>dust bowl happened, and dust was blowing all over the

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<v Speaker 3>country because they just plowed up all of the roots

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<v Speaker 3>of the things that keeps the dirt in the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>That is such a crazy disaster.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, and then the legacy continues. So when I

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<v Speaker 3>lived in Oklahoma, there were maybe like three earthquakes a

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<v Speaker 3>year that like were imperceptible, right three day in la

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<v Speaker 3>exactly the ground shakes a little, right it happens. I

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<v Speaker 3>left in two thousand and six, and when had the

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<v Speaker 3>time I returned to see my dad, like five years later,

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<v Speaker 3>there were something of like one hundred and seventy four

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<v Speaker 3>earthquakes a day. What because they started fracking. So, fracking

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<v Speaker 3>is a process of extracting oil on natural gas from

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<v Speaker 3>the ground where you shale is a very porous substance

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<v Speaker 3>rock material. Sorry, so you inject wastewater into the ground

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<v Speaker 3>to break up the shale and like get the gas

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<v Speaker 3>and the oil to come up. And for a decade

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<v Speaker 3>they were like, no, it's not it's not the fracking

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<v Speaker 3>that's causing their earthquakes.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not the fracking, which is the reason why a

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<v Speaker 4>curse lights, which is cursed the devil's are rumblin. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>for like ten to fifteen years they're like, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>it's not fracking.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not fracking. And then finally they were like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>this is like becoming a problem and people can like

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<v Speaker 3>light their the drinking water on fucking whoa.

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<v Speaker 2>So, what's what's the latest status of earthquakes in Oklahoma.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they, of course, they put a couple of regulations

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<v Speaker 3>on it, and it was back to like seventy years.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, seventy years, you can handle seven years. Wow, that's

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<v Speaker 2>Oklahoma's gotta eventually learn a lesson about screwing things up

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<v Speaker 2>with the ground.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you know there is. It's just such a weird

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<v Speaker 3>place that is so dominated by like anti regulatory, right

0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:59.520
<v Speaker 3>Mary cowboy, Yeah, pro capitalist stuff. So we had we

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't live there, and I'm basically like as a transperson,

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<v Speaker 3>like illegal and open anymore. But there was a ballot

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<v Speaker 3>initiative in sometime in the early odds, you know, twenty tens,

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<v Speaker 3>where Oklahoma legalized cannabis right, uh, just for anyone to

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<v Speaker 3>go and purchase. But it was it didn't come from

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<v Speaker 3>where it came from California, which is like lefty hippies

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<v Speaker 3>who think people should be able to like medicate with cannabis.

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<v Speaker 3>It came from like the libertarian side of it. And

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<v Speaker 3>of course everybody wants to smoke weed. So it passed

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<v Speaker 3>this ballot initiative and then it was like okay, but

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<v Speaker 3>there was no regulation on it. Oh wow, to the

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<v Speaker 3>extent that it was so easy to get a license

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<v Speaker 3>to grow cannabis in California that drug operators from Russia

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<v Speaker 3>and China were just like buying and opening up cannabis farms.

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<v Speaker 2>And then this was in Oklahoma.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they would go and they would have these huge

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<v Speaker 3>grows and they would just like dump all their trash everywhere,

0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:02.080
<v Speaker 3>and people would be like, like, there's a bunch of

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<v Speaker 3>Chinese people making drugs in next door, and nobody knew

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<v Speaker 3>whose job it was to go and like investigate it

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<v Speaker 3>because there were like thirteen people who worked in like

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<v Speaker 3>the cannabis organization and nobody knew if it was law

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<v Speaker 3>enforcement or the cannabis people or who. So there was

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<v Speaker 3>this like massive growth of international illegal drug cartels growing

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<v Speaker 3>to Oklahoma, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then what I assume at some point there were some

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<v Speaker 2>regulations put on.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, they've now like increased the regulatory agency. It's

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<v Speaker 3>not as fun as it was anymore, right, But I

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<v Speaker 3>think they're now trying to like a lot of the

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<v Speaker 3>legalization of cannabis. It hasn't been the economic boon people

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<v Speaker 3>thought it was, nor has it had the like decriminalization

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<v Speaker 3>d you know, prisonification effects people thought it would. So

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<v Speaker 3>now I think, I know, Texas just banned even sort

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<v Speaker 3>of like secondary products like Delta nine and CBD.

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<v Speaker 2>While they're going in the other direction.

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<v Speaker 3>Right well, because Texas legalized hemp products right like CBD

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<v Speaker 3>and like you know, jute rope or whatever. But there

0:18:11.560 --> 0:18:14.000
<v Speaker 3>was this loophole in it where you could sell sort

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<v Speaker 3>of like it's not quite as potent as the weed

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<v Speaker 3>we get here.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called Delta nine. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually, so when I go visit my mom who

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<v Speaker 3>lives in Austin, now we would go and just like

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<v Speaker 3>buy weed from the like smoke shot. Right now it's

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<v Speaker 3>Delta nine. So me and my husband be like, we

0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:34.520
<v Speaker 3>light it up and it. I loved it, because California

0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:36.360
<v Speaker 3>weed is too strong, too much for you. I used

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<v Speaker 3>to be such a stoner in New York when I

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<v Speaker 3>was just getting like dealer weed from a nation, little

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<v Speaker 3>white lesbian with dreadlocks.

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<v Speaker 2>It was great.

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<v Speaker 3>I had so much fun. But this week it gives

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<v Speaker 3>me a panic attack. But in Texas it was like

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<v Speaker 3>the shitty dealer right right, Well, I'm disappointed Texas.

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<v Speaker 2>Texas is all over the place, good grief. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>consider Texas the south with the west so or the southwest?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? Southwest is what I would say the answers. But

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<v Speaker 3>here's here's also the answer is that there are parts

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<v Speaker 3>of Texas that are the south, like in the eastern part, right,

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<v Speaker 3>it's sort of a butt Louisiana and Missouri along the

0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:17.800
<v Speaker 3>Mississippi River, you know, that was sort of the earlier

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<v Speaker 3>part of Texas that like geographically has the tall trees

0:19:21.760 --> 0:19:22.359
<v Speaker 3>and the rocks and.

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<v Speaker 2>The rice a lot doesn't look like a Looney Tunes

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<v Speaker 2>desert exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Then you know, you go all the way out towards

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<v Speaker 3>like El Paso or Martha, it is a cool town

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<v Speaker 3>and it looks like you're in the desert with like

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<v Speaker 3>the skulls and the tumbleweeds and the Canthus.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just talking to somebody about this. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know why, but yeah, because Texas is so cowboy focused,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's also a lot of the South bullshit happening.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I mean it definitely. You know, was on the

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<v Speaker 3>Confederate side during.

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<v Speaker 2>The Civil War. Yeah, I guess that kind of I

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<v Speaker 2>think that maybe the answer there.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was actually I was talking to you know,

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<v Speaker 3>Guy Brandam. Oh, yeah, of course, I was talking to

0:19:56.480 --> 0:19:59.960
<v Speaker 3>Guy Brandam about this. So college football is the major

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<v Speaker 3>cultural institution of the South and the Southwest, I would say.

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<v Speaker 3>And there has been a realignment of conferences where Oklahoma

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<v Speaker 3>and Texas went from being in a conference that was

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<v Speaker 3>like Kansas, Iowa, Texas Oklahoma to a conference that is

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<v Speaker 3>the Southeastern Conference, and it is all of those like

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<v Speaker 3>principal deep Southern states. So Oklahoma realigned itself in this

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<v Speaker 3>cultural way to the South as no longer as part

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<v Speaker 3>of like the Southwest. I mean it's all the same, right,

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<v Speaker 3>It's all the Bible ball whatever, of course, but it

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<v Speaker 3>is interesting because there was always such a thing like

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<v Speaker 3>Oklahoma's not the South.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and Oklahoma was kind of in a weird thing

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<v Speaker 2>of its own. Oh it was Indian territory. Yeah. Culturally, yes,

0:20:46.680 --> 0:20:48.439
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't quite place them. If you had asked me

0:20:48.560 --> 0:20:51.000
<v Speaker 2>five minutes ago, what do you consider, well, I guess

0:20:51.000 --> 0:20:53.800
<v Speaker 2>I would have said Republican weirdness.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I mean, but culturally, like I said, is it

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<v Speaker 3>is Texas with a small man complex.

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<v Speaker 2>That's hard to hear. Oklahoma listener, we love you. Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>I spent eighteen years in my life there, and I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like people are moving to Tulsa.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I hear that.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like they have some sort of like artists

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<v Speaker 2>program trying to get people to go there.

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<v Speaker 3>So they do. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>I was.

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<v Speaker 3>I was in New York few months ago and NYU

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<v Speaker 3>has a Tulsa campus. Oh, fascinating, And I was like

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<v Speaker 3>they had all these like I wish. I went to

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<v Speaker 3>the book starts They're like NYU Tulsa, and I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 3>You pay all this money to go to NYU and like,

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<v Speaker 3>and you want to spend a semester in Tulsa.

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<v Speaker 2>How bizarre.

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<v Speaker 3>So I looked up the program and it's basically like

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<v Speaker 3>they found a cheap and willing place where they can

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<v Speaker 3>go send artists to like go right for six right,

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<v Speaker 3>I think right, there is some it's mostly that.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Baron Trump is writing his play there now something

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<v Speaker 2>like that is one woman show, incredible, god willing. Okay, well,

0:22:01.119 --> 0:22:02.840
<v Speaker 2>I think we should talk about something else. There's something

0:22:02.880 --> 0:22:05.960
<v Speaker 2>I just have to get to, uh, which is unfortunate

0:22:06.000 --> 0:22:08.840
<v Speaker 2>and I'm not thrilled about it. I was excited to

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<v Speaker 2>have you here on the podcast today. Well, thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, Zeko, comeby, we'll have a fantastic time. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>move on with our days. The podcast is called I

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<v Speaker 2>said no Gifts, So I was a little I would

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<v Speaker 2>just say it was a little unsettled when I saw

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<v Speaker 2>you come into the studio. Look, I'm sure you've got

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<v Speaker 2>at least one email with the title of the podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>and you walk in holding what couldn't more clearly be

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<v Speaker 2>a gift. Uh, I have to ask is it for me?

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<v Speaker 2>It is interesting? Okay, I'm going to just push through

0:22:43.840 --> 0:22:46.720
<v Speaker 2>my feelings here. Should I open it here on the podcast?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? I think you should because it really dovetails nicely

0:22:49.840 --> 0:22:53.919
<v Speaker 3>with this question of culture and cuisine of the Middle States.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm excited to see this. Then, so here you

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<v Speaker 2>got right, it's in this beautiful black bag. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 2>think we got that at a after party gifts somewhere. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they're the tote bags just piling up in people's closets

0:23:09.040 --> 0:23:12.920
<v Speaker 2>from Yeah, various things. Okay, I'm gonna put it. Feels

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<v Speaker 2>like there might be two things in here.

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<v Speaker 3>They're actually uh four things.

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<v Speaker 2>In Okay, does it matter what order I pulled them out?

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<v Speaker 3>No, but I would pull the big one out.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's a big one. And you've really got them

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<v Speaker 2>squeezed in here. That's oh. Oh, I'm thrilled at I'm

0:23:29.840 --> 0:23:32.399
<v Speaker 2>already thrilled. I'm seeing a crock pot. We're seeing a

0:23:32.440 --> 0:23:35.120
<v Speaker 2>slow cooker, yes, okay, And should I bring everything out

0:23:35.119 --> 0:23:39.639
<v Speaker 2>at once? Yes? Okay, Oh, I'm so happy now I've

0:23:39.680 --> 0:23:41.760
<v Speaker 2>brought out well, it's got to be seventy pounds of

0:23:41.840 --> 0:23:48.560
<v Speaker 2>velvet to cheese. Wow, and diced chilis on a lish.

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<v Speaker 2>It's this camera wise? Am I getting in the way here?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you ready to? Are you about to scold me?

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<v Speaker 2>Looks great? Looks great?

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<v Speaker 3>Great?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow? Oh my god, I mean obviously. I mean, first

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<v Speaker 2>of all, I don't own a crock pot, which I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so thrilled about this.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, this is an intentionally shitty crockpie.

0:24:07.680 --> 0:24:10.080
<v Speaker 2>So oh no, this is gonna be this is us situation.

0:24:10.240 --> 0:24:15.640
<v Speaker 3>No no, no, no, no no no. So they in Oklahoma.

0:24:16.320 --> 0:24:19.239
<v Speaker 3>The dip, the thing that you eat that runs through

0:24:19.280 --> 0:24:22.400
<v Speaker 3>your veins is Velveta rotel dip, right.

0:24:22.240 --> 0:24:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Which is just this shelf stable cheese product. Of course,

0:24:26.000 --> 0:24:28.920
<v Speaker 2>we love a shelf stable processed cheese.

0:24:29.240 --> 0:24:32.600
<v Speaker 3>And two cans of these diced tomatoes and green chili

0:24:32.680 --> 0:24:35.040
<v Speaker 3>is incredible. And you cube up the velveta and you

0:24:35.080 --> 0:24:37.159
<v Speaker 3>put it in the crockpot with the rotel dip or

0:24:37.240 --> 0:24:39.160
<v Speaker 3>the rotel, and then you put the lid on.

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<v Speaker 2>It, right, and you just kind of let it milk together.

0:24:41.880 --> 0:24:46.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I will give you a warning. It dries out,

0:24:46.480 --> 0:24:48.240
<v Speaker 3>so you got to put the lid back on it.

0:24:48.280 --> 0:24:51.080
<v Speaker 3>So if you set this out at a gathering you

0:24:51.119 --> 0:24:53.600
<v Speaker 3>do need to inform your guests to put it back on,

0:24:53.760 --> 0:24:57.199
<v Speaker 3>because otherwise it will become this like desiccated block of

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<v Speaker 3>cheese product.

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<v Speaker 2>That is very hard to cre a frack basically, yes, exactly. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I've never I mean, I've obviously had queso in

0:25:07.760 --> 0:25:10.560
<v Speaker 2>various forms of this, but I've never made it at home. Yeah,

0:25:10.560 --> 0:25:12.000
<v Speaker 2>so this is the easiest way to do it.

0:25:12.040 --> 0:25:15.560
<v Speaker 3>And really, if you're getting queso at a text Mex place,

0:25:15.880 --> 0:25:18.320
<v Speaker 3>it's just this but thinned out with chicken stock.

0:25:18.480 --> 0:25:20.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh. Interesting, they're scamming all of us.

0:25:21.200 --> 0:25:23.080
<v Speaker 3>Well, if you like it running, you like it running.

0:25:23.119 --> 0:25:24.360
<v Speaker 3>This is a very thick cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>Dap right right, Well, tell me why you brought this,

0:25:26.680 --> 0:25:28.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, other than the fact that what a delicious

0:25:28.520 --> 0:25:29.560
<v Speaker 2>thing to eat. Sure.

0:25:29.840 --> 0:25:33.679
<v Speaker 3>Well, so my my husband, my now husband, when we

0:25:33.720 --> 0:25:36.920
<v Speaker 3>first started dating and sort of, you know, we're like, oh,

0:25:36.960 --> 0:25:39.800
<v Speaker 3>this is like a thing our first purchase.

0:25:39.880 --> 0:25:41.560
<v Speaker 2>We went to Target. We don't go to Target.

0:25:41.280 --> 0:25:43.560
<v Speaker 3>Anymore, of course, Oh sure, but we went to Target

0:25:43.600 --> 0:25:45.840
<v Speaker 3>in West Hollywood, the one on like Santa Monica.

0:25:45.840 --> 0:25:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Of course, uh Highland, it's Santa Monica and Librea Librea

0:25:51.880 --> 0:25:55.760
<v Speaker 2>yea connected to I got best Buy and a rock

0:25:55.800 --> 0:25:57.520
<v Speaker 2>and roll sushi I believe. Yes.

0:25:58.920 --> 0:26:02.679
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, our first purchased because I I wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>introduce him to this cultural statement of first purchase was

0:26:08.480 --> 0:26:11.520
<v Speaker 3>a crock pot just for making queso and we still

0:26:11.520 --> 0:26:12.160
<v Speaker 3>have it. Wow.

0:26:12.280 --> 0:26:14.040
<v Speaker 2>And how was his first experience?

0:26:14.080 --> 0:26:14.240
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:26:14.240 --> 0:26:17.240
<v Speaker 2>He loved it. I feel like it's something you'd be

0:26:17.240 --> 0:26:20.600
<v Speaker 2>hard pressed to find someone who doesn't love a melted cheese.

0:26:20.800 --> 0:26:22.680
<v Speaker 3>With a tortilla chip. It's the perfect thing.

0:26:22.760 --> 0:26:26.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's fantastic. How often are you making it?

0:26:26.760 --> 0:26:28.760
<v Speaker 3>I think we only make it when people come over

0:26:28.880 --> 0:26:32.600
<v Speaker 3>at this point. Okay, though sometimes sometimes we love to

0:26:32.640 --> 0:26:34.959
<v Speaker 3>have what I like to call it taco's gringoes night.

0:26:35.200 --> 0:26:37.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh so we get you know, the ground beef with

0:26:37.359 --> 0:26:41.160
<v Speaker 3>like of seasoning, and we get the hard shell tacos. Yes,

0:26:41.520 --> 0:26:44.280
<v Speaker 3>and you know, the grated cheese. And so sometimes when

0:26:44.320 --> 0:26:46.520
<v Speaker 3>we do that for dinner, we'll he'll insist that I

0:26:47.600 --> 0:26:50.000
<v Speaker 3>but the thing is, it's like it doesn't keep so.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I mean this. I mean it's meant to be

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<v Speaker 2>on a shelf four one hundred years until you make

0:26:55.400 --> 0:26:58.720
<v Speaker 2>it and then forget it exactly. It'll be rotten within

0:26:58.960 --> 0:27:04.760
<v Speaker 2>probably ten minutes. What is this cheese made? I mean,

0:27:04.760 --> 0:27:06.400
<v Speaker 2>it's so made out of milk and stuff, but they

0:27:06.560 --> 0:27:08.720
<v Speaker 2>I guess they just made it out of like atomic

0:27:08.920 --> 0:27:11.080
<v Speaker 2>ingredients basically.

0:27:11.320 --> 0:27:15.560
<v Speaker 3>So I forget when this happened, but there was you know,

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<v Speaker 3>probably like you know, sometime the economy was low to

0:27:18.720 --> 0:27:24.160
<v Speaker 3>the government to support cheese producers. Producers, they bought up

0:27:24.359 --> 0:27:27.240
<v Speaker 3>all of this cheddar cheese and like stored it in

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<v Speaker 3>a cave. What and then they're like, well, we've got it.

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:33.479
<v Speaker 3>We can't just like keep cheese in a cave forever.

0:27:34.000 --> 0:27:36.159
<v Speaker 3>What the government owns all this cheese, what can we

0:27:36.200 --> 0:27:38.680
<v Speaker 3>do with it? And there had scientists come up with

0:27:38.720 --> 0:27:41.880
<v Speaker 3>a pasteurized cheese product, so it does technically start out

0:27:41.960 --> 0:27:44.960
<v Speaker 3>as chatter at least it's original iteration, and then it

0:27:45.000 --> 0:27:48.440
<v Speaker 3>gets like boiled down in whatever to the shelf stable

0:27:48.880 --> 0:27:53.760
<v Speaker 3>cheese product, and then they then it became government cheese,

0:27:53.840 --> 0:27:56.520
<v Speaker 3>right rightment, the government has all this cheese, what are

0:27:56.520 --> 0:27:56.800
<v Speaker 3>we gonna do?

0:27:56.800 --> 0:27:58.800
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna give it to poor people right right, And

0:27:58.840 --> 0:28:01.560
<v Speaker 2>now it's for everybody. And I would love to know

0:28:01.560 --> 0:28:02.520
<v Speaker 2>where that cave was.

0:28:03.440 --> 0:28:06.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I listened to that on an NPR podcast years ago.

0:28:06.200 --> 0:28:08.960
<v Speaker 2>I'd have to Oh, it's like the cave in Aladdin,

0:28:09.960 --> 0:28:13.240
<v Speaker 2>except first, I mean I would live in a cheese cave. Absolutely.

0:28:13.720 --> 0:28:16.520
<v Speaker 2>I can imagine myself sliding down a hill of cheese,

0:28:17.000 --> 0:28:21.080
<v Speaker 2>diving into it like Scrooge McDuck. Wow, what a whimsical

0:28:21.119 --> 0:28:23.840
<v Speaker 2>thing for the United States government to have done. Yeah,

0:28:23.880 --> 0:28:25.960
<v Speaker 2>and then turned into this. I wonder when this expires.

0:28:26.000 --> 0:28:30.280
<v Speaker 2>I want to see August twenty first, twenty five.

0:28:31.119 --> 0:28:32.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh, so you better get on it.

0:28:32.600 --> 0:28:33.600
<v Speaker 2>I only have a few months.

0:28:33.600 --> 0:28:38.120
<v Speaker 3>We usually stockpile this that came from the back of

0:28:38.120 --> 0:28:38.520
<v Speaker 3>the shelf.

0:28:38.680 --> 0:28:41.640
<v Speaker 2>But it does say best Buy, so it's not like expires,

0:28:41.680 --> 0:28:43.800
<v Speaker 2>so it probably has another forty years after that.

0:28:43.840 --> 0:28:45.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I'm sure it's fine.

0:28:45.240 --> 0:28:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it'll probably get like less tangy but

0:28:48.440 --> 0:28:52.400
<v Speaker 2>or more yeap potential. I mean, it's cheese. We've got

0:28:52.440 --> 0:28:52.960
<v Speaker 2>a lot of age.

0:28:53.000 --> 0:28:55.560
<v Speaker 3>Have you ever opened up a big block of valveto like, No,

0:28:55.840 --> 0:28:57.800
<v Speaker 3>you're gonna have fun when you like cut it out

0:28:57.800 --> 0:29:00.520
<v Speaker 3>of the foil and it's like gooey, it also like

0:29:00.560 --> 0:29:01.400
<v Speaker 3>solid and wiggily.

0:29:01.480 --> 0:29:02.240
<v Speaker 2>Should I do it now?

0:29:02.440 --> 0:29:03.320
<v Speaker 3>You're more than welcome.

0:29:03.480 --> 0:29:05.760
<v Speaker 2>I mean we're on video here. I think we should.

0:29:06.320 --> 0:29:09.000
<v Speaker 2>This viewer would be so unhappy if they didn't get

0:29:09.000 --> 0:29:11.480
<v Speaker 2>to see this, and it's even like I've never noticed

0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:12.840
<v Speaker 2>it's in like this weird little box.

0:29:12.920 --> 0:29:19.320
<v Speaker 3>You just gotta like gotta see.

0:29:19.960 --> 0:29:21.880
<v Speaker 2>The listener right now is so confused.

0:29:22.040 --> 0:29:23.720
<v Speaker 3>I can just grab the bottom of it up right.

0:29:23.760 --> 0:29:27.760
<v Speaker 2>No, I'll shake it all the way. Let him learn.

0:29:28.240 --> 0:29:34.440
<v Speaker 2>Let's see here. Here we go. Wow, this is uh,

0:29:34.880 --> 0:29:38.240
<v Speaker 2>this is much more well, how's it gonna survive? You know,

0:29:38.240 --> 0:29:43.840
<v Speaker 2>the nuclear apocalypse? Whoa, it's so soft and weird. Okay,

0:29:43.880 --> 0:29:48.040
<v Speaker 2>we're opening it. This is probably gonna smell up the room.

0:29:48.320 --> 0:29:51.120
<v Speaker 2>Let's see here. I'm gonna have to make I will

0:29:51.120 --> 0:30:00.800
<v Speaker 2>literally have to make keeso tonight. Let's see here. Oh,

0:30:00.880 --> 0:30:05.200
<v Speaker 2>it tastes wonderful when made. But smelling that that close? Whoa,

0:30:05.240 --> 0:30:08.360
<v Speaker 2>I just burned my nostrils out or something. Okay, let's

0:30:08.640 --> 0:30:10.600
<v Speaker 2>keep going. Is this gonna get all over my hands?

0:30:11.440 --> 0:30:18.800
<v Speaker 2>Let's see here spanking it? But listen to that. That's horrified.

0:30:20.960 --> 0:30:22.800
<v Speaker 2>That is the grossest possible noise.

0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:26.440
<v Speaker 3>You want to pinch a little piece off and try it. Oh,

0:30:26.520 --> 0:30:28.440
<v Speaker 3>I won't make you do it. I'm just saying it

0:30:28.440 --> 0:30:31.040
<v Speaker 3>would be rude. I did bring it here, I have

0:30:31.120 --> 0:30:32.520
<v Speaker 3>to do it. But I am gonna say to you

0:30:32.760 --> 0:30:33.080
<v Speaker 3>there was.

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<v Speaker 2>I would rather eat raw chicken than uncooked processed cheese,

0:30:39.280 --> 0:30:42.720
<v Speaker 2>like a like a what are those like the craft singles?

0:30:42.760 --> 0:30:47.120
<v Speaker 2>If that's not melted instant nausea? Yeah, hard agree.

0:30:47.360 --> 0:30:49.080
<v Speaker 3>I grill a lot, so we do like a lot

0:30:49.080 --> 0:30:51.680
<v Speaker 3>of bike burgers, and I'm a believer in cheddar on

0:30:51.720 --> 0:30:54.760
<v Speaker 3>a burger, right, but my hobby and everybody else likes

0:30:54.760 --> 0:30:57.120
<v Speaker 3>American and healing those little.

0:30:56.840 --> 0:31:03.040
<v Speaker 2>Plastic packets over the ground. It's like, ugh, oh, I'm

0:31:03.040 --> 0:31:05.560
<v Speaker 2>fine once it's melted on the hamburger. But okay, I'm

0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:09.480
<v Speaker 2>gonna try this and just uh letting everyone know I

0:31:09.520 --> 0:31:11.960
<v Speaker 2>may become violently sick. So this could be the first

0:31:12.000 --> 0:31:15.760
<v Speaker 2>episode I've come really sick on. Which is excited? Oh right,

0:31:17.160 --> 0:31:20.000
<v Speaker 2>get the podcast wonderful, So start booking guests, start thinking

0:31:20.080 --> 0:31:26.400
<v Speaker 2>of future guests. Okay, okay, I'm gonna oh.

0:31:27.160 --> 0:31:32.680
<v Speaker 5>Oh, it's a gross I can barely swallow that. And

0:31:32.760 --> 0:31:38.360
<v Speaker 5>it was true because it's like paste texturally.

0:31:38.400 --> 0:31:39.840
<v Speaker 2>That is not for me. This has got to be

0:31:40.040 --> 0:31:44.280
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to try it? No, girl, I grew

0:31:44.360 --> 0:31:46.520
<v Speaker 2>up on that and that's with me to.

0:31:46.560 --> 0:31:47.280
<v Speaker 3>School for lunch.

0:31:47.640 --> 0:31:51.160
<v Speaker 2>Would they really I'm trying to think, is there any

0:31:51.160 --> 0:31:53.600
<v Speaker 2>other time other than melting it that you use this.

0:31:54.240 --> 0:31:57.680
<v Speaker 2>People put this like spread it on sandwiches, and.

0:31:57.760 --> 0:32:00.800
<v Speaker 3>Maybe you could make like a pimento cheese, but again

0:32:00.840 --> 0:32:02.600
<v Speaker 3>you would still sort of be like melting any.

0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:04.840
<v Speaker 2>Right, I can't imagine this as our Oh no, ou

0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:07.040
<v Speaker 2>it's on my hand. I'm gonna smell like cheese for weeks,

0:32:07.160 --> 0:32:07.400
<v Speaker 2>I know.

0:32:07.400 --> 0:32:09.040
<v Speaker 3>Are there any recipe ideas on the box?

0:32:09.080 --> 0:32:11.680
<v Speaker 2>There's another one that I agree with, which is mac

0:32:11.720 --> 0:32:14.600
<v Speaker 2>and cheese. Okay, sure, yeah, that makes sense right.

0:32:14.840 --> 0:32:18.280
<v Speaker 3>There might even be oh yeah, see look the recipe

0:32:18.280 --> 0:32:19.080
<v Speaker 3>is even on the can.

0:32:19.280 --> 0:32:21.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, I love a can recipe. You can kind

0:32:21.600 --> 0:32:25.520
<v Speaker 2>of count on these. And the recipe is it's just

0:32:25.600 --> 0:32:28.320
<v Speaker 2>literally two pictures of the can or two cans, and

0:32:28.360 --> 0:32:31.880
<v Speaker 2>then the cheese. Yeah, fifty percent less fat. That means

0:32:31.920 --> 0:32:32.840
<v Speaker 2>nothing to anybody.

0:32:34.040 --> 0:32:34.240
<v Speaker 3>Wow.

0:32:34.280 --> 0:32:37.479
<v Speaker 2>And for the listener reviewer, if you want to know,

0:32:37.680 --> 0:32:41.640
<v Speaker 2>this essentially requires two cups of macaroni. You need three

0:32:41.720 --> 0:32:47.440
<v Speaker 2>quarters of a pound of cheese, so that's about a

0:32:47.480 --> 0:32:49.680
<v Speaker 2>tenth of what you've given me here, and then a

0:32:49.720 --> 0:32:52.840
<v Speaker 2>third cup milk and an eighth of tablespoon or teaspoon

0:32:52.840 --> 0:32:54.840
<v Speaker 2>of pepper. That's almost nothing. And then you just cook

0:32:54.880 --> 0:32:57.120
<v Speaker 2>all of that, I assume, boil the macaroni, and then

0:32:57.120 --> 0:32:59.520
<v Speaker 2>throw it all together. What an easy recipe. This is

0:32:59.560 --> 0:33:01.160
<v Speaker 2>a recipe podcasts.

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<v Speaker 3>Now Okay, great.

0:33:02.920 --> 0:33:06.000
<v Speaker 2>This is our first official recipe. It brought to us

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<v Speaker 2>by Velveda.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

0:33:08.160 --> 0:33:09.560
<v Speaker 2>Do you have any other favorite dips?

0:33:14.000 --> 0:33:17.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh? My whole thing right now? Do you know lobna

0:33:17.760 --> 0:33:18.120
<v Speaker 3>the like?

0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:22.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh? I love labnar, Yes, of course, So I like to.

0:33:22.240 --> 0:33:24.800
<v Speaker 3>Take lobna because it's also it's a little healthier than

0:33:24.840 --> 0:33:29.200
<v Speaker 3>like mixing mayonnaise and sour cream together. I take lobna

0:33:29.240 --> 0:33:31.880
<v Speaker 3>and I pour a packet of the Inden Valley ranch.

0:33:32.480 --> 0:33:35.400
<v Speaker 2>This is a great idea of powder, yes, of course,

0:33:35.720 --> 0:33:39.520
<v Speaker 2>and then eat vegetables. Yes, I do this with cottage cheese.

0:33:39.920 --> 0:33:41.720
<v Speaker 2>You blend up cottage cheese with ranch.

0:33:42.160 --> 0:33:45.640
<v Speaker 3>I actually use cottae cheese when I make macaroni and cheese.

0:33:46.400 --> 0:33:49.040
<v Speaker 3>There's a great recipe from the New York Times that's

0:33:49.080 --> 0:33:51.480
<v Speaker 3>like you take cottage cheese and then you add like

0:33:51.760 --> 0:33:55.080
<v Speaker 3>mustard powder and cayenna and like nutmeg, and then you

0:33:55.120 --> 0:33:58.400
<v Speaker 3>blend it up with milk and cheddar cheese, and it

0:33:58.440 --> 0:33:59.560
<v Speaker 3>becomes like the slurry.

0:34:00.520 --> 0:34:06.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't love that word. It becomes essentially a slime.

0:34:08.239 --> 0:34:13.399
<v Speaker 3>It becomes slightly viscousque kind of medium thick.

0:34:16.040 --> 0:34:21.520
<v Speaker 2>You ruined eating macaroni and cheese for everyone. But it's

0:34:21.560 --> 0:34:24.280
<v Speaker 2>a good recipe. That's great, I'll send it to you, Okay, fantastic.

0:34:24.280 --> 0:34:26.240
<v Speaker 2>I'd love that they didn't give me your email address.

0:34:26.239 --> 0:34:29.000
<v Speaker 2>But oh yeah, I've specifically said do not give it

0:34:29.120 --> 0:34:31.360
<v Speaker 2>to Zeke. I can't have him emailing.

0:34:31.640 --> 0:34:34.040
<v Speaker 3>I mean, there are there are so many armed guards

0:34:34.080 --> 0:34:36.840
<v Speaker 3>around us, like, I don't even like, why have me

0:34:36.880 --> 0:34:38.840
<v Speaker 3>on the podcast if you are so afraid of me.

0:34:38.920 --> 0:34:42.000
<v Speaker 2>There's a little red dot on your forehead right now, I.

0:34:41.920 --> 0:34:43.520
<v Speaker 3>Was told if I move out of the chair, I

0:34:43.560 --> 0:34:46.120
<v Speaker 3>will be shot.

0:34:48.800 --> 0:34:51.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm excited about this mac and cheese recipe. Yeah, obviously

0:34:51.840 --> 0:34:55.640
<v Speaker 2>cottage cheese is having a huge moment. Yeah, massive moment, which.

0:34:56.960 --> 0:34:59.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, well, I feel like everything that was cool

0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:03.080
<v Speaker 3>in the nineties is now cool again. Yes, like baggy jeans,

0:35:03.200 --> 0:35:06.239
<v Speaker 3>baggy jeans and cottage because cottage cheese was like the

0:35:06.360 --> 0:35:09.160
<v Speaker 3>diet food, right it was like, oh, I'm watching my weight,

0:35:09.160 --> 0:35:11.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm having lettuce cups and cottage h nebresca.

0:35:11.600 --> 0:35:14.480
<v Speaker 2>Yes, And it's like, of course nobody liked that because

0:35:14.520 --> 0:35:16.600
<v Speaker 2>you're eating the worst version of it. But now we've

0:35:16.640 --> 0:35:19.879
<v Speaker 2>realized cottage cheese is wonderful, at least I have. I've

0:35:19.920 --> 0:35:22.280
<v Speaker 2>been crowing about it on this podcast for five years.

0:35:22.320 --> 0:35:24.440
<v Speaker 3>I have a half used bucket of cottage cheese, and

0:35:24.440 --> 0:35:28.000
<v Speaker 3>my fridge should have brought that.

0:35:28.600 --> 0:35:31.440
<v Speaker 2>I would have eaten the whole thing. I wouldn't have gagged.

0:35:31.560 --> 0:35:33.080
<v Speaker 3>Now do you season it at all?

0:35:33.680 --> 0:35:36.040
<v Speaker 2>It depends on what I'm doing, you know, like I am.

0:35:36.200 --> 0:35:39.120
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I'll just have it with chips, a few chips.

0:35:39.320 --> 0:35:42.120
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I'll have it with toast. Sometimes I'm trying to

0:35:42.160 --> 0:35:43.640
<v Speaker 2>like mix it up with because some people like it

0:35:43.640 --> 0:35:45.319
<v Speaker 2>with sweet things, and I don't know that I'm quite

0:35:45.360 --> 0:35:47.239
<v Speaker 2>on board with that yet, but I'll I might throw

0:35:47.280 --> 0:35:50.040
<v Speaker 2>some granola in there. Okay, I'm all over the map.

0:35:50.080 --> 0:35:53.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm also putting it in scrambled eggs. I'm trying to

0:35:53.280 --> 0:35:56.040
<v Speaker 2>and then I'll make my ranch dip. You're such a

0:35:56.080 --> 0:35:57.040
<v Speaker 2>boy from Utah.

0:35:57.360 --> 0:36:00.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh You're like, You're like you're bringing cottage cheese back

0:36:01.000 --> 0:36:03.440
<v Speaker 3>to the culinary landscape of America. What do you eat

0:36:03.440 --> 0:36:08.040
<v Speaker 3>it with? Well, chimps and toast. Now, if I'm feeling crazy,

0:36:08.040 --> 0:36:09.480
<v Speaker 3>I'll put granola in it.

0:36:10.640 --> 0:36:18.960
<v Speaker 2>And then ultimately I turn it into ranch. Well, excuse me, no,

0:36:19.120 --> 0:36:20.839
<v Speaker 2>I think cottage cheese. If you can find a way

0:36:20.840 --> 0:36:23.320
<v Speaker 2>that you enjoy it, what a miracle product.

0:36:23.840 --> 0:36:26.400
<v Speaker 3>It's really I don't know too much about it. I

0:36:26.480 --> 0:36:28.880
<v Speaker 3>just know that they sell it in full fat and

0:36:28.920 --> 0:36:31.439
<v Speaker 3>low fat variety. But you to gull fat.

0:36:31.680 --> 0:36:33.120
<v Speaker 2>There's no reason to get the low fat.

0:36:33.400 --> 0:36:35.399
<v Speaker 3>No, that's another nineties That is.

0:36:35.360 --> 0:36:39.000
<v Speaker 2>A nineties fat and the manufacturers of that product are predatory.

0:36:39.400 --> 0:36:42.360
<v Speaker 2>They should stop. They should only serve full fat cottage cheese.

0:36:42.360 --> 0:36:43.919
<v Speaker 2>I don't like the big curd one though.

0:36:44.400 --> 0:36:46.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh you don't like a big curd. They like it

0:36:46.400 --> 0:36:48.000
<v Speaker 3>more like a slurry.

0:36:49.280 --> 0:36:52.400
<v Speaker 2>I prefer a slush, a slurry, dairy slush.

0:36:52.560 --> 0:36:54.920
<v Speaker 3>If they could just dispense it out of the seven

0:36:54.960 --> 0:36:57.920
<v Speaker 3>eleven slurpy dispensers.

0:36:57.560 --> 0:37:02.240
<v Speaker 2>Right into it. Straw.

0:37:02.840 --> 0:37:05.080
<v Speaker 3>It's one of those big, those big Boba straw.

0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:07.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm not a Boba person.

0:37:08.200 --> 0:37:08.800
<v Speaker 3>It's fine.

0:37:09.000 --> 0:37:14.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm not a sweet tea person. So boba is sweet

0:37:14.480 --> 0:37:16.960
<v Speaker 2>tea with a texture that's hard for me, and then

0:37:16.960 --> 0:37:18.320
<v Speaker 2>it becomes a nightmare product.

0:37:18.400 --> 0:37:21.439
<v Speaker 3>So what I like is at Westfield Centry City, which

0:37:21.480 --> 0:37:24.600
<v Speaker 3>is heaven. It's quite a mall it is they have

0:37:24.680 --> 0:37:26.239
<v Speaker 3>and of course I forget the name, but there's like

0:37:26.239 --> 0:37:29.840
<v Speaker 3>a bougie Boba place where you can choose your sugar level,

0:37:30.480 --> 0:37:32.080
<v Speaker 3>so if you want to do and they have like

0:37:32.160 --> 0:37:35.160
<v Speaker 3>nice things like a strawberry jasmine right. Oh, with strawberry

0:37:35.200 --> 0:37:37.120
<v Speaker 3>jasmin iced tea sounds nice, but I only want twenty

0:37:37.160 --> 0:37:38.160
<v Speaker 3>five percent of the sugar.

0:37:38.600 --> 0:37:38.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh.

0:37:38.840 --> 0:37:41.400
<v Speaker 3>Interesting, and then I want strawberries at the bottom instead

0:37:41.440 --> 0:37:42.720
<v Speaker 3>of the boba pearls.

0:37:42.719 --> 0:37:45.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh, so this is a little more my speed. So

0:37:45.120 --> 0:37:47.919
<v Speaker 2>I probably could get an unsweetened tea, yes, with dirt

0:37:47.920 --> 0:37:48.520
<v Speaker 2>at the bottom.

0:37:48.600 --> 0:37:51.400
<v Speaker 3>Yes, Okay, that's put velveta in the bottom if you

0:37:51.400 --> 0:37:53.279
<v Speaker 3>want it. Yeah.

0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:55.839
<v Speaker 2>I remember the first time I ever saw boba. It's

0:37:55.880 --> 0:37:57.640
<v Speaker 2>a long time ago at this point, but I thought, oh,

0:37:57.719 --> 0:38:00.480
<v Speaker 2>that looks so magical and exciting, and then I had

0:38:00.520 --> 0:38:02.279
<v Speaker 2>probably two SIPs. I was like, this is the worst

0:38:02.320 --> 0:38:04.640
<v Speaker 2>thing I've ever tried. And God blessed boba and everyone

0:38:04.680 --> 0:38:08.759
<v Speaker 2>who drinks it. But for me, I can't. The backwash

0:38:08.840 --> 0:38:11.400
<v Speaker 2>element of it feels strange. See.

0:38:11.480 --> 0:38:14.520
<v Speaker 3>I discovered boba when I was like in high school.

0:38:14.560 --> 0:38:16.360
<v Speaker 3>I think I was at debate camp at the University

0:38:16.400 --> 0:38:19.400
<v Speaker 3>of Michigan. And of course all these kids who came

0:38:19.400 --> 0:38:21.319
<v Speaker 3>from the East Coast and from California, like they knew

0:38:21.320 --> 0:38:23.600
<v Speaker 3>what boba was. I was like, what is it? And

0:38:23.800 --> 0:38:28.719
<v Speaker 3>I always got like a a green apple slush with

0:38:28.840 --> 0:38:31.120
<v Speaker 3>the boba on the bottom, so it was like it

0:38:31.239 --> 0:38:33.800
<v Speaker 3>was like an icy and then the tap yoga pells

0:38:33.800 --> 0:38:35.759
<v Speaker 3>got like really hard, and so I wasn't like really

0:38:35.760 --> 0:38:38.400
<v Speaker 3>into that. But for me, it was all about getting

0:38:38.440 --> 0:38:39.200
<v Speaker 3>like the fruit slush.

0:38:39.520 --> 0:38:41.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh right, of course I never would get.

0:38:41.200 --> 0:38:42.960
<v Speaker 3>Like the like the milk tea.

0:38:43.480 --> 0:38:48.160
<v Speaker 2>Right, yes, for me, I love the taste of tea,

0:38:48.400 --> 0:38:50.640
<v Speaker 2>but once it becomes sweetened, it's a it's like the

0:38:50.680 --> 0:38:51.719
<v Speaker 2>opposite of tea for me.

0:38:51.920 --> 0:38:54.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Culturally, I am from an unsweetened ice team part

0:38:54.719 --> 0:38:55.200
<v Speaker 3>of the country.

0:38:55.239 --> 0:38:57.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting because I kind of would have assumed you

0:38:57.120 --> 0:38:58.680
<v Speaker 2>were from a sweetened tea part of the country.

0:38:58.760 --> 0:39:01.040
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, that's southwest West, remember.

0:39:01.040 --> 0:39:04.880
<v Speaker 2>Right, Sure, you guys have the right idea exactly on

0:39:05.040 --> 0:39:07.000
<v Speaker 2>sweet and icy. I'll drink it all day.

0:39:07.360 --> 0:39:08.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's great.

0:39:08.400 --> 0:39:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Put a teaspoon of sugar in that, and I'm throw

0:39:10.200 --> 0:39:11.080
<v Speaker 2>it in the garbage.

0:39:11.440 --> 0:39:13.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I'm also not a big believer in like squeezing

0:39:13.960 --> 0:39:15.040
<v Speaker 3>lemon in iced team.

0:39:15.200 --> 0:39:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So now now we're going to get in a fight. Okay, fine,

0:39:18.640 --> 0:39:20.400
<v Speaker 2>you know like the sourness of the lemon.

0:39:20.760 --> 0:39:23.120
<v Speaker 3>No, well, I actually prefer My favorite form of iced

0:39:23.120 --> 0:39:24.319
<v Speaker 3>tea is a mint iced tea.

0:39:24.560 --> 0:39:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh sure, if.

0:39:26.000 --> 0:39:28.320
<v Speaker 3>You ever been to Fresh Corn Grill in West.

0:39:28.120 --> 0:39:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Hollywood, I have once.

0:39:30.040 --> 0:39:32.680
<v Speaker 3>They do a mint iced tea. Okay, and if you

0:39:32.760 --> 0:39:34.360
<v Speaker 3>drink it all while you're there, they'll give you it

0:39:34.400 --> 0:39:34.600
<v Speaker 3>to go.

0:39:34.680 --> 0:39:38.319
<v Speaker 2>Ones. Oh I love a free refill, free refills. I

0:39:38.320 --> 0:39:42.000
<v Speaker 2>think we're gonna lose them soon. And I'm so afraid.

0:39:42.239 --> 0:39:46.279
<v Speaker 3>You know this is it's it's very interesting because growing up,

0:39:46.320 --> 0:39:48.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure you remember this too. You go to a

0:39:48.160 --> 0:39:53.279
<v Speaker 3>restaurant and you got a court glass. Yes, I got

0:39:53.280 --> 0:39:56.600
<v Speaker 3>three pints in a big red plastic glass, enough for

0:39:56.640 --> 0:39:58.920
<v Speaker 3>the whole family. Yeah, and you drink half of it,

0:39:58.920 --> 0:40:01.680
<v Speaker 3>they bring a new one. And that's how it was.

0:40:02.200 --> 0:40:06.279
<v Speaker 3>We never drink water with a meal. We just went

0:40:06.360 --> 0:40:08.040
<v Speaker 3>right up to the soda fountain import it right in

0:40:08.080 --> 0:40:11.879
<v Speaker 3>our mouths. But now, and I remember the first time

0:40:11.880 --> 0:40:14.000
<v Speaker 3>we went to New York and we had to like

0:40:14.280 --> 0:40:19.760
<v Speaker 3>pay per diet coke. Oh, and my family's just like that.

0:40:19.760 --> 0:40:21.959
<v Speaker 3>That was the thing. That really threw them about New York.

0:40:22.920 --> 0:40:24.359
<v Speaker 2>Of course, not the whole says.

0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:26.719
<v Speaker 3>It was like, you're making me pay per dik and

0:40:26.760 --> 0:40:28.400
<v Speaker 3>I gotta finish it, and then I gotta like wave it,

0:40:28.480 --> 0:40:29.240
<v Speaker 3>and I got asked.

0:40:29.040 --> 0:40:30.640
<v Speaker 2>For another one. Unacceptable.

0:40:30.760 --> 0:40:33.719
<v Speaker 3>Yes, So we found this pizza place called John's Pizzaia,

0:40:34.080 --> 0:40:36.960
<v Speaker 3>very famous, and there for five dollars, they'd give you

0:40:37.000 --> 0:40:39.799
<v Speaker 3>a picture of diet pepsi, so we would sit down

0:40:39.840 --> 0:40:40.840
<v Speaker 3>and immediately orderly.

0:40:43.760 --> 0:40:46.080
<v Speaker 2>If you find something like that in New York, I mean,

0:40:46.160 --> 0:40:48.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm there, I'm there. I'm trying to think of other

0:40:48.440 --> 0:40:50.440
<v Speaker 2>places in New York I'll go for a free refill,

0:40:50.480 --> 0:40:52.560
<v Speaker 2>and I'm coming up blank. You have to go to

0:40:52.760 --> 0:40:55.000
<v Speaker 2>essentially a chain. Yeah, it's been a minute.

0:40:55.000 --> 0:40:59.200
<v Speaker 3>I even't I lived in Los Angeles for like nine

0:40:59.280 --> 0:41:01.640
<v Speaker 3>years at this point, and I did nine years in

0:41:01.640 --> 0:41:02.280
<v Speaker 3>New York before.

0:41:03.239 --> 0:41:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't think of a free refoo place. Yeah,

0:41:05.960 --> 0:41:06.360
<v Speaker 2>I remember.

0:41:06.360 --> 0:41:08.200
<v Speaker 3>The only place where you could probably get a free

0:41:08.200 --> 0:41:10.919
<v Speaker 3>refill is if you go to a bar and order

0:41:10.960 --> 0:41:12.720
<v Speaker 3>a non alcoholic memory right.

0:41:12.600 --> 0:41:14.360
<v Speaker 2>And even there, I think it's gonna be tough. I

0:41:14.400 --> 0:41:16.160
<v Speaker 2>think it's going to and they'll probably look at you

0:41:16.400 --> 0:41:20.080
<v Speaker 2>like you're insane, like you're getting another soda, so.

0:41:20.080 --> 0:41:23.440
<v Speaker 3>It's wow, do you really need another?

0:41:24.880 --> 0:41:27.960
<v Speaker 2>The judgment there is really harsh. Yeah, but I feel

0:41:27.960 --> 0:41:30.480
<v Speaker 2>like ten years from now, a free refill will be

0:41:30.520 --> 0:41:31.759
<v Speaker 2>a thing of the past. And I don't know what

0:41:31.760 --> 0:41:34.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to do personally, I'm gonna have a meltdown.

0:41:34.640 --> 0:41:37.520
<v Speaker 3>Well, you know, as far as sugar sodas go, it's

0:41:37.520 --> 0:41:40.560
<v Speaker 3>still largely made with corn syrup.

0:41:40.640 --> 0:41:43.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and we grow a lot of corn here. Yeah,

0:41:43.440 --> 0:41:44.880
<v Speaker 2>So I don't know.

0:41:45.000 --> 0:41:49.960
<v Speaker 3>Let's not speculate about the world. You were saying ninety

0:41:50.440 --> 0:41:52.800
<v Speaker 3>We began like ninety years at a in the future

0:41:52.880 --> 0:41:55.120
<v Speaker 3>at an estate sale, and I was like, girl, the

0:41:55.160 --> 0:41:57.480
<v Speaker 3>country's not going to make it ninety the planet's not

0:41:57.520 --> 0:42:00.640
<v Speaker 3>going to make it ninety years on a plane to

0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:01.280
<v Speaker 3>go to Mars.

0:42:01.400 --> 0:42:04.600
<v Speaker 2>This cheese will be the emperor of Earth in ninety years. Yeah,

0:42:04.640 --> 0:42:10.000
<v Speaker 2>and to rise up and because cheese, I do feel

0:42:10.040 --> 0:42:11.480
<v Speaker 2>like you see a crockpot at a lot of a

0:42:11.560 --> 0:42:12.360
<v Speaker 2>state sales.

0:42:12.760 --> 0:42:16.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, look, I'm a big believer in a

0:42:16.719 --> 0:42:20.480
<v Speaker 3>slow cooker. This is not when you want to actually

0:42:20.480 --> 0:42:22.040
<v Speaker 3>like cook things like.

0:42:22.040 --> 0:42:24.839
<v Speaker 2>A dangerous product. I'm so afraid to use this.

0:42:25.040 --> 0:42:28.000
<v Speaker 3>That's why it's just for Kso I have this exact

0:42:28.000 --> 0:42:29.480
<v Speaker 3>same crock pot in my home.

0:42:29.680 --> 0:42:32.759
<v Speaker 2>And it is do you have another crockpot for other things?

0:42:32.920 --> 0:42:33.160
<v Speaker 2>I do?

0:42:33.239 --> 0:42:38.160
<v Speaker 3>I do so many moons ago I did like, they

0:42:38.200 --> 0:42:40.239
<v Speaker 3>probably don't do this anymore. I went to go like

0:42:40.360 --> 0:42:44.719
<v Speaker 3>give a talk for Pride Month at Whirlpool in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Great,

0:42:45.239 --> 0:42:47.160
<v Speaker 3>and I was brought there by like you know, the

0:42:47.239 --> 0:42:50.640
<v Speaker 3>DEI right, and they were like, we can We're only

0:42:50.680 --> 0:42:54.560
<v Speaker 3>authorized to pay you so much in cash, but then

0:42:54.600 --> 0:42:57.560
<v Speaker 3>we have sort of like an unlimited budget to give you.

0:42:57.640 --> 0:42:59.400
<v Speaker 2>Heaven Whirlpool products.

0:42:59.520 --> 0:43:02.840
<v Speaker 3>So they all so kitchen aid is under that sure umbrella.

0:43:03.400 --> 0:43:07.800
<v Speaker 3>So I got like a seven hundred dollars slow cooker

0:43:08.040 --> 0:43:10.040
<v Speaker 3>and it has like an attachment with like an arm

0:43:10.120 --> 0:43:15.600
<v Speaker 3>so it can like stir wostantly. And again I was Nico.

0:43:15.719 --> 0:43:18.600
<v Speaker 3>My husband and I were just starting to date, and uh,

0:43:18.719 --> 0:43:20.759
<v Speaker 3>you know, he's on this like big television show and

0:43:20.800 --> 0:43:22.719
<v Speaker 3>this big flashy person and not trying to like, well,

0:43:22.719 --> 0:43:25.560
<v Speaker 3>I can get cool stuff too, So I send them

0:43:25.600 --> 0:43:27.919
<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, you know I can get I can.

0:43:27.840 --> 0:43:29.399
<v Speaker 2>Get all the free appliances I want.

0:43:29.480 --> 0:43:33.240
<v Speaker 3>Do you want an appliance? And so he he looks

0:43:33.280 --> 0:43:36.040
<v Speaker 3>at it and this is this is very him. He

0:43:36.200 --> 0:43:40.280
<v Speaker 3>finds like a one thousand dollars kitchen aid mixer.

0:43:40.400 --> 0:43:41.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I mean this is I was going to ask

0:43:41.840 --> 0:43:43.600
<v Speaker 2>you this because I would love I have a nice

0:43:43.640 --> 0:43:45.640
<v Speaker 2>kitchen aid mixer at home, but if I was given

0:43:46.360 --> 0:43:48.840
<v Speaker 2>carte blanche with kitchen Aid mixers, I'd have ten in

0:43:48.880 --> 0:43:49.200
<v Speaker 2>my home.

0:43:49.600 --> 0:43:54.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and he picked out like it's a special limited edition.

0:43:54.600 --> 0:43:57.800
<v Speaker 2>Matt Black Latman's Kitchen Aid mixer.

0:43:57.880 --> 0:44:02.440
<v Speaker 3>They're individually numbered because they only make Like, so, I

0:44:02.480 --> 0:44:03.560
<v Speaker 3>really want to impress this guy.

0:44:03.600 --> 0:44:04.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm really into.

0:44:04.680 --> 0:44:07.919
<v Speaker 3>So I email the people and I'm like, if this

0:44:07.960 --> 0:44:12.200
<v Speaker 3>is too much, it's okay, here you go. And not

0:44:12.280 --> 0:44:14.439
<v Speaker 3>only did they send me the kitchen Aid mixer, which

0:44:14.440 --> 0:44:16.680
<v Speaker 3>I you know, got to kind of like, yeah, they

0:44:16.719 --> 0:44:21.040
<v Speaker 3>sent me two of the slow cookers, and they were

0:44:21.040 --> 0:44:21.520
<v Speaker 3>willing to.

0:44:21.440 --> 0:44:22.920
<v Speaker 2>Send a budget they've got for this.

0:44:23.080 --> 0:44:24.719
<v Speaker 3>I know they were willing to send me like a

0:44:24.920 --> 0:44:27.640
<v Speaker 3>washing machine, yes, forget a dishwasher. But I lived in

0:44:27.680 --> 0:44:30.160
<v Speaker 3>an apartment in West Hollywood. Like, I didn't open a

0:44:30.200 --> 0:44:32.840
<v Speaker 3>showroom and sell these things. I know now, I'm like,

0:44:33.000 --> 0:44:34.680
<v Speaker 3>we had to replace our washer and dryer in our

0:44:34.719 --> 0:44:37.399
<v Speaker 3>our home that we purchased five years ago because the

0:44:37.440 --> 0:44:40.280
<v Speaker 3>people we bought the home from stole the washer and dryer.

0:44:41.080 --> 0:44:44.440
<v Speaker 3>Oh we bought our home from They have great they

0:44:44.480 --> 0:44:47.040
<v Speaker 3>had impeccable taste. So the house is really well done.

0:44:47.200 --> 0:44:54.400
<v Speaker 3>But they were terrible people. So when you when you

0:44:54.440 --> 0:44:56.960
<v Speaker 3>buy a home, you set a date that you're going

0:44:57.040 --> 0:45:00.000
<v Speaker 3>to hand over the keys. It was we'd had problems

0:45:00.120 --> 0:45:01.560
<v Speaker 3>and then it was like two weeks before we were

0:45:01.560 --> 0:45:03.560
<v Speaker 3>about to move into the home. And this is like

0:45:03.600 --> 0:45:08.680
<v Speaker 3>peak COVID, right, so like life is complicated. We email them,

0:45:08.719 --> 0:45:11.720
<v Speaker 3>we don't hear back. I email them again and they're like, yeah,

0:45:12.680 --> 0:45:15.520
<v Speaker 3>we might be out at the outdate, what we might

0:45:16.520 --> 0:45:20.520
<v Speaker 3>and then it was like no, ma'am. And then so

0:45:21.160 --> 0:45:23.960
<v Speaker 3>what we had done was, you know, there was the

0:45:24.080 --> 0:45:26.399
<v Speaker 3>date of the sale and then they wanted to have

0:45:26.520 --> 0:45:29.200
<v Speaker 3>two months more in the house while they finished figuring

0:45:29.200 --> 0:45:31.480
<v Speaker 3>out where they were going to live. And we're like, okay, fine, whatever,

0:45:33.440 --> 0:45:36.400
<v Speaker 3>And so then technically we became because then we owned

0:45:36.400 --> 0:45:38.239
<v Speaker 3>the house and they were our renters.

0:45:38.280 --> 0:45:40.320
<v Speaker 2>Wow, technically, what a hassle.

0:45:40.680 --> 0:45:46.320
<v Speaker 3>So the guy wrote back and was like, my child

0:45:46.640 --> 0:45:51.240
<v Speaker 3>is had cancer. I mean he had been cured for years. Okay,

0:45:51.520 --> 0:45:54.200
<v Speaker 3>but because the child had cancer. He didn't want to

0:45:54.280 --> 0:45:57.799
<v Speaker 3>leave the house because of COVID restrictions, and the way

0:45:57.840 --> 0:45:59.680
<v Speaker 3>that the law worked was like, you can't kick someone

0:45:59.719 --> 0:46:04.120
<v Speaker 3>out of their home for uh having COVID health restrictions.

0:46:04.160 --> 0:46:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, So I was, we have fucking squatters.

0:46:06.719 --> 0:46:10.520
<v Speaker 3>They're trying to squaw so we had to get lawyers involved. Weird,

0:46:10.800 --> 0:46:12.880
<v Speaker 3>and it was like it was such a hassle to

0:46:12.960 --> 0:46:15.680
<v Speaker 3>finally get them out. And when you buy a house,

0:46:16.040 --> 0:46:18.160
<v Speaker 3>they're like the things that are like included in the

0:46:18.200 --> 0:46:21.080
<v Speaker 3>house price and then the things that aren't. So like

0:46:21.520 --> 0:46:24.200
<v Speaker 3>your couch is your furniture, but anything that is like

0:46:24.320 --> 0:46:28.640
<v Speaker 3>bolted to the wall, like light fixtures or Washington dryer

0:46:29.080 --> 0:46:31.400
<v Speaker 3>or like cabinets in the garage, that's.

0:46:31.280 --> 0:46:32.840
<v Speaker 2>Part of the house, right right.

0:46:32.920 --> 0:46:34.960
<v Speaker 3>So when we were doing this walkthrough, when like we

0:46:35.040 --> 0:46:40.520
<v Speaker 3>became the leasers and renters whatever, he was talking about

0:46:40.520 --> 0:46:43.399
<v Speaker 3>all these like vintage light fixtures, which they are they're beautiful, sure,

0:46:43.560 --> 0:46:44.839
<v Speaker 3>And he was like, yeah, we can talk about if

0:46:44.880 --> 0:46:49.919
<v Speaker 3>you want to buy those from us, And I was like, no, ma'am, sir,

0:46:50.360 --> 0:46:54.320
<v Speaker 3>ma'am sir, we own these. These are part of de Yeah,

0:46:54.560 --> 0:46:57.840
<v Speaker 3>And like the guy like we're like, you have to

0:46:57.960 --> 0:47:01.480
<v Speaker 3>specifically exclude those, and like it was not excluded, and

0:47:01.520 --> 0:47:04.719
<v Speaker 3>then he wanted to fire his realtor, which he ultimately did,

0:47:04.760 --> 0:47:08.840
<v Speaker 3>and in his realtor, in an attempt to sort of salvage,

0:47:08.880 --> 0:47:10.279
<v Speaker 3>it was like, what if I just give you five

0:47:10.280 --> 0:47:14.799
<v Speaker 3>thousand dollars like out of my own pocket. And so

0:47:14.880 --> 0:47:16.799
<v Speaker 3>we looked up all the light fixtures and they were

0:47:16.840 --> 0:47:19.279
<v Speaker 3>like forty thousand dollars worth of light fixtures. Who they're

0:47:19.320 --> 0:47:24.839
<v Speaker 3>like really cool vintage pieces. So we're like, no, no,

0:47:24.960 --> 0:47:26.520
<v Speaker 3>And if like we come to the house and the

0:47:26.560 --> 0:47:27.720
<v Speaker 3>light fixtures aren't there.

0:47:27.640 --> 0:47:30.960
<v Speaker 2>A lawsuit called the cops. Yes, they're stolen.

0:47:31.120 --> 0:47:34.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so we come finally we get to take over

0:47:34.160 --> 0:47:36.200
<v Speaker 3>the house. The light fixtures are still there, but they'd

0:47:36.200 --> 0:47:39.399
<v Speaker 3>taken the washer and dryer, and they had all these

0:47:39.400 --> 0:47:41.960
<v Speaker 3>like cabinets in the garage which were sort of like

0:47:42.080 --> 0:47:44.839
<v Speaker 3>piece together, right, they weren't like pieces that you got

0:47:44.880 --> 0:47:49.200
<v Speaker 3>from Ikia, And they had taken all of the cabinets

0:47:49.200 --> 0:47:50.480
<v Speaker 3>out of the garage as well.

0:47:50.680 --> 0:47:52.960
<v Speaker 2>What what was the expectation of this person when they

0:47:52.960 --> 0:47:55.600
<v Speaker 2>sold the home? Are they not familiar with the idea

0:47:55.640 --> 0:47:56.880
<v Speaker 2>of selling an object?

0:47:57.080 --> 0:47:57.319
<v Speaker 1>You know?

0:47:57.880 --> 0:47:59.360
<v Speaker 3>It was It was so weird. It was like we

0:47:59.400 --> 0:48:01.879
<v Speaker 3>were four seeing them out of their home.

0:48:01.960 --> 0:48:05.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was somebody like holding someone out, like we

0:48:05.120 --> 0:48:09.680
<v Speaker 2>paid well over asking you of course during that time period, Yeah, wow,

0:48:09.800 --> 0:48:12.080
<v Speaker 2>it was It was nuts. Yeah, there was something else

0:48:12.120 --> 0:48:15.399
<v Speaker 2>going on, something dark. Someone had a gun. They were

0:48:15.400 --> 0:48:16.560
<v Speaker 2>holding a gun to these people.

0:48:17.000 --> 0:48:17.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know.

0:48:18.040 --> 0:48:21.080
<v Speaker 2>Interesting, Maybe it was you. Maybe you're not telling us

0:48:21.120 --> 0:48:23.680
<v Speaker 2>the whole stories. Can you force these poor people out

0:48:23.680 --> 0:48:27.120
<v Speaker 2>of their house? Took their like fixtures.

0:48:26.600 --> 0:48:30.799
<v Speaker 3>After paying them quite over asking price. I gave them

0:48:30.840 --> 0:48:33.200
<v Speaker 3>more money than they asked off for their home and

0:48:33.239 --> 0:48:35.759
<v Speaker 3>they were like okay, and then I was.

0:48:35.680 --> 0:48:37.359
<v Speaker 2>Like, get out of there, it's mine now.

0:48:38.080 --> 0:48:41.240
<v Speaker 3>Wow, another crazy little story if we have time, of course,

0:48:42.000 --> 0:48:45.160
<v Speaker 3>so the uh it was a husband and a wife

0:48:45.200 --> 0:48:48.160
<v Speaker 3>and a child, and we only interacted with the husband.

0:48:48.560 --> 0:48:52.000
<v Speaker 3>But after they moved out and we moved in. Every

0:48:52.080 --> 0:48:54.800
<v Speaker 3>now and again a package would come to the address

0:48:54.960 --> 0:48:58.880
<v Speaker 3>address to the previous owners, which like sure you know,

0:48:59.600 --> 0:49:01.400
<v Speaker 3>and she text me and be like, hey, you know,

0:49:01.560 --> 0:49:04.439
<v Speaker 3>my aunt sent a gift for my my son. Can

0:49:04.440 --> 0:49:07.320
<v Speaker 3>you you know, put it out on the and I'll

0:49:07.360 --> 0:49:10.239
<v Speaker 3>come grabbing like yeah, not a problem, it's a gift

0:49:10.280 --> 0:49:11.920
<v Speaker 3>for your trump people don't know you've moved.

0:49:12.640 --> 0:49:14.640
<v Speaker 2>But then like the six month.

0:49:14.840 --> 0:49:18.640
<v Speaker 3>Mark passed, which is like the acceptable time, yes, And

0:49:18.680 --> 0:49:20.439
<v Speaker 3>then like every three or four months a package would

0:49:20.480 --> 0:49:25.080
<v Speaker 3>come for her and she would text me and be like, oh, hey,

0:49:25.120 --> 0:49:25.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna not.

0:49:26.040 --> 0:49:29.080
<v Speaker 2>Like you're now just like the post office, right.

0:49:30.280 --> 0:49:33.040
<v Speaker 3>And so after we got to like the two year mark,

0:49:33.560 --> 0:49:36.759
<v Speaker 3>and she texted me to have the like telling me

0:49:36.800 --> 0:49:38.680
<v Speaker 3>when to have the package out for her, and I

0:49:38.719 --> 0:49:40.160
<v Speaker 3>was like, this has got to stop. We're going to

0:49:40.200 --> 0:49:43.319
<v Speaker 3>be doing this for decades if we don't stop. So

0:49:43.440 --> 0:49:46.000
<v Speaker 3>I didn't respond to her. And then she showed up

0:49:46.040 --> 0:49:51.319
<v Speaker 3>at the the time that she had decided wow, and

0:49:51.400 --> 0:49:53.480
<v Speaker 3>she's calling me and texting me, and I'm like, I'm

0:49:53.520 --> 0:49:57.160
<v Speaker 3>not responding, and she's ringing the doorbell. So our yard

0:49:57.239 --> 0:50:01.680
<v Speaker 3>is like gated in sure, So she then, I guess,

0:50:01.760 --> 0:50:06.239
<v Speaker 3>punches in her her access code, which we thought we

0:50:06.280 --> 0:50:09.400
<v Speaker 3>had deleted from the memory but had not. She punches

0:50:09.440 --> 0:50:14.600
<v Speaker 3>in the access comes into the yard, looks around, doesn't

0:50:14.640 --> 0:50:17.960
<v Speaker 3>see it. And then I wasn't home, but my husband was,

0:50:18.400 --> 0:50:21.879
<v Speaker 3>so and my husband he's Filipino, and he comes out

0:50:22.000 --> 0:50:24.960
<v Speaker 3>to the porch and because it's like what the fuck

0:50:25.080 --> 0:50:27.240
<v Speaker 3>just happened, like because we could see on the security cameras.

0:50:28.400 --> 0:50:30.839
<v Speaker 3>And he opens the gate and she's like, oh hi,

0:50:31.080 --> 0:50:36.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm you know who used to live here. I just

0:50:36.000 --> 0:50:39.960
<v Speaker 3>came from my package. And but like speaks like down

0:50:39.960 --> 0:50:43.640
<v Speaker 3>to him because she thinks he's like yeah, like the

0:50:43.800 --> 0:50:49.359
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Uh, And she goes and he's like, man,

0:50:49.400 --> 0:50:52.480
<v Speaker 3>this is our property. You have entered it illegally. You

0:50:52.560 --> 0:50:54.480
<v Speaker 3>need to not you need to stop sending your ship

0:50:54.600 --> 0:50:56.480
<v Speaker 3>here because we're done.

0:50:56.800 --> 0:50:58.840
<v Speaker 2>Good for him, How did you react?

0:50:59.160 --> 0:51:02.040
<v Speaker 3>She was like, uh, she like didn't know what to

0:51:02.160 --> 0:51:03.520
<v Speaker 3>you know, she was a white lady who was like

0:51:03.640 --> 0:51:05.480
<v Speaker 3>spoken with fourth.

0:51:05.760 --> 0:51:10.879
<v Speaker 2>She was oh also for her, like what is your

0:51:10.920 --> 0:51:14.000
<v Speaker 2>life that that's convenient for you? Get control of your life?

0:51:14.280 --> 0:51:17.120
<v Speaker 3>I know, but a mess. And it's like and it

0:51:17.239 --> 0:51:21.920
<v Speaker 3>was all it would be like one bra or like

0:51:22.440 --> 0:51:24.840
<v Speaker 3>one pair of ply its like it would be this

0:51:24.960 --> 0:51:26.120
<v Speaker 3>like minuscule style.

0:51:26.239 --> 0:51:26.359
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:51:26.800 --> 0:51:28.680
<v Speaker 3>There was one time where it was some sort of

0:51:28.760 --> 0:51:31.360
<v Speaker 3>like tea she brought bought off Instagram.

0:51:31.440 --> 0:51:36.719
<v Speaker 2>Like clearly, wow, what a menace? Yes, I mean whatever,

0:51:37.160 --> 0:51:41.000
<v Speaker 2>good for her ultimately just kind of steamrolling everyone in

0:51:41.040 --> 0:51:46.200
<v Speaker 2>her life. Alright, p H, Well I think we should

0:51:46.200 --> 0:51:48.040
<v Speaker 2>play a game. Okay, We're gonna play a game called

0:51:48.080 --> 0:51:50.120
<v Speaker 2>Gift Master, but I need a number between one and

0:51:50.160 --> 0:51:52.239
<v Speaker 2>ten from you. Okay, I have to do some light

0:51:52.320 --> 0:51:54.560
<v Speaker 2>calculating to get our game pieces. So right now you

0:51:54.600 --> 0:51:56.440
<v Speaker 2>can promote, recommend, do whatever you want.

0:51:56.480 --> 0:51:57.960
<v Speaker 3>I'll be right back. So I'm on the board of

0:51:57.960 --> 0:52:02.000
<v Speaker 3>directors of a wonderful organization called LAD and we work

0:52:02.120 --> 0:52:05.719
<v Speaker 3>in LGBTQ representation in media. Well you probably know it's

0:52:05.760 --> 0:52:09.279
<v Speaker 3>from the GLAD Awards, which are super fun. If you

0:52:09.280 --> 0:52:11.719
<v Speaker 3>would like to donate to our very important work right now,

0:52:11.719 --> 0:52:13.719
<v Speaker 3>you can go to GLAD dot org or you can

0:52:13.760 --> 0:52:17.480
<v Speaker 3>holler at me at z Kerchief on Instagram and my

0:52:17.560 --> 0:52:19.879
<v Speaker 3>email is just Zkerchief at gmail. So if you would

0:52:19.920 --> 0:52:22.680
<v Speaker 3>like to get if you were a person of consequence

0:52:22.719 --> 0:52:24.880
<v Speaker 3>and influence and would like to get involved with GLAD

0:52:24.880 --> 0:52:28.160
<v Speaker 3>and promoting LGBTQ plus quality, we would love to work

0:52:28.160 --> 0:52:30.280
<v Speaker 3>with you. Or if you want to give us moneies,

0:52:30.360 --> 0:52:33.920
<v Speaker 3>please feel free to holler at me as well. And also,

0:52:34.640 --> 0:52:38.239
<v Speaker 3>if you are a showrunner and you are staffing a

0:52:38.360 --> 0:52:40.919
<v Speaker 3>comedy writers m right now, I would love to send

0:52:40.920 --> 0:52:44.360
<v Speaker 3>you my samples and be an asset to your team.

0:52:44.400 --> 0:52:48.320
<v Speaker 3>So hire me and give me money, or donate to

0:52:48.360 --> 0:52:52.040
<v Speaker 3>Glad and give me money. Money means the economy is

0:52:52.239 --> 0:52:52.960
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0:52:53.160 --> 0:52:55.440
<v Speaker 2>So it's a time where people are feeling very generous.

0:52:55.440 --> 0:52:58.640
<v Speaker 2>Well ultimately, what I'd say, especially the entertainment industry has

0:52:58.719 --> 0:53:03.440
<v Speaker 2>never been better, right There are simply jobs everywhere for

0:53:03.560 --> 0:53:08.720
<v Speaker 2>the take, No, I mean, uh yeah, what a nightmare everything?

0:53:09.560 --> 0:53:13.240
<v Speaker 3>Uh my obvious. My husband's an actor. I'm a writer,

0:53:14.040 --> 0:53:17.000
<v Speaker 3>and my husband has been traveling too far off land

0:53:17.080 --> 0:53:20.080
<v Speaker 3>so much like you know, Atlanta and Connecticut to film

0:53:20.080 --> 0:53:24.080
<v Speaker 3>over the price and it's just really inconvenient, particularly now

0:53:24.120 --> 0:53:25.799
<v Speaker 3>that we have a puppy.

0:53:25.880 --> 0:53:28.160
<v Speaker 2>Sure, a child in infants, yes, of course.

0:53:28.480 --> 0:53:31.840
<v Speaker 3>And uh, my dad. I was going to Burbank to

0:53:31.840 --> 0:53:33.840
<v Speaker 3>pick up my dad. He was flying in to see me,

0:53:34.239 --> 0:53:36.800
<v Speaker 3>and I saw that there was like new studio construction

0:53:36.920 --> 0:53:39.400
<v Speaker 3>around the Burbank airport and not far from here, and

0:53:39.440 --> 0:53:41.279
<v Speaker 3>I like, I immediately called my husband. I was like,

0:53:41.560 --> 0:53:44.480
<v Speaker 3>Warner Brothers is building new studio space. That must be

0:53:44.640 --> 0:53:46.880
<v Speaker 3>you know, maybe it's just for the like the tax deduction,

0:53:47.000 --> 0:53:49.040
<v Speaker 3>but maybe there's hope it's coming back.

0:53:49.160 --> 0:53:51.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh I hope. So I really don't understand what's happening

0:53:51.960 --> 0:53:57.600
<v Speaker 2>in the television industry. It's very scary. Yeah, listener, what

0:53:57.640 --> 0:53:59.920
<v Speaker 2>can I recommend her promote? Well, I've got to be

0:54:00.120 --> 0:54:02.520
<v Speaker 2>about telling you that we have merch available. Go to

0:54:02.600 --> 0:54:06.279
<v Speaker 2>exactly rightstore dot com. We've got merch and you know,

0:54:06.360 --> 0:54:09.520
<v Speaker 2>if you want leave a user review or a listener review,

0:54:09.560 --> 0:54:11.799
<v Speaker 2>do whatever you want to support the podcast. We're also

0:54:11.800 --> 0:54:13.760
<v Speaker 2>on Instagram. Blah blah blah.

0:54:13.800 --> 0:54:15.600
<v Speaker 3>Do you ever sell the gifts that people bring you?

0:54:15.840 --> 0:54:17.640
<v Speaker 2>I have never sold one. I've started giving them away

0:54:17.680 --> 0:54:20.680
<v Speaker 2>at live shows. Okay, because you know I've We've done

0:54:20.840 --> 0:54:22.759
<v Speaker 2>I think two hundred and fifty episodes and that's a

0:54:22.760 --> 0:54:23.960
<v Speaker 2>lot of items to have.

0:54:24.320 --> 0:54:26.640
<v Speaker 3>Well, you have a store, we could just.

0:54:26.640 --> 0:54:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Get on there and start auctioning them off or just

0:54:28.960 --> 0:54:30.640
<v Speaker 2>put them on he may. Yeah, that's true. Can you

0:54:30.680 --> 0:54:33.840
<v Speaker 2>imagine the scandal for djer wineger is selling the gifts?

0:54:34.719 --> 0:54:35.960
<v Speaker 3>I didn't want them in the place.

0:54:37.239 --> 0:54:41.920
<v Speaker 2>It's very clear. Okay, and everybody donate to Glad. What

0:54:41.960 --> 0:54:46.200
<v Speaker 2>a great organization. Hire Zeke Higher. Television writers in general,

0:54:46.239 --> 0:54:49.400
<v Speaker 2>it's a nightmare. This is how we play gift Master. Okay,

0:54:49.680 --> 0:54:53.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to name three people, three celebrities, and three gifts.

0:54:53.920 --> 0:54:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Three things you can give away. Okay, you're gonna tell

0:54:55.880 --> 0:54:57.960
<v Speaker 2>me which gift you would give to which person? And

0:54:58.040 --> 0:55:01.160
<v Speaker 2>why does that make pay? Perfect sense? Okay. The three

0:55:01.160 --> 0:55:04.240
<v Speaker 2>celebrities today are Number one, dough Chi We love Doci.

0:55:04.360 --> 0:55:05.840
<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, I got to meet her at the Gladaward.

0:55:05.840 --> 0:55:07.600
<v Speaker 2>You're kidding. Yeah, Oh I'm so jealous.

0:55:07.880 --> 0:55:09.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she won a glad Award.

0:55:09.120 --> 0:55:11.800
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's amazing. I mean she deserves a lot of awards.

0:55:11.920 --> 0:55:15.600
<v Speaker 2>I mean the kind of almost Missy Elliott level visual

0:55:15.960 --> 0:55:17.799
<v Speaker 2>music interaction at this point.

0:55:17.880 --> 0:55:20.040
<v Speaker 3>Hers speature is actually fantastic. You can like look it

0:55:20.080 --> 0:55:20.760
<v Speaker 3>up on YouTube.

0:55:21.120 --> 0:55:25.800
<v Speaker 2>Very inspiring. Oh that's amazing, great, okay. Number two Diane Sawyer.

0:55:25.960 --> 0:55:27.799
<v Speaker 3>Oh love, where's she been?

0:55:27.880 --> 0:55:32.920
<v Speaker 2>Is she dead? I'm gonna google it. Diane Sawyer live.

0:55:32.800 --> 0:55:36.799
<v Speaker 3>Such a fixture in the news world growing.

0:55:36.560 --> 0:55:38.360
<v Speaker 2>Up, still alive?

0:55:38.640 --> 0:55:41.320
<v Speaker 3>Great? Uh?

0:55:41.520 --> 0:55:45.120
<v Speaker 2>First name, Leela. We're learning something about Diane right now.

0:55:45.200 --> 0:55:46.520
<v Speaker 3>I guess it sounded too ethnic.

0:55:47.760 --> 0:55:52.839
<v Speaker 2>Leela Sawyer, Leela, Diane Sawyer, Diane Sawyer and she's seventy nine.

0:55:53.040 --> 0:55:53.719
<v Speaker 3>Oh good for her.

0:55:53.880 --> 0:55:57.360
<v Speaker 2>Happy birthday, Diane, whenever your birthday is okay. And number

0:55:57.360 --> 0:56:02.640
<v Speaker 2>three the Green Goblin kind of a spider man's nemesis.

0:56:03.400 --> 0:56:05.400
<v Speaker 2>And the three things you'll be giving these people. This

0:56:05.480 --> 0:56:07.440
<v Speaker 2>first one is from a listener. We don't we get

0:56:07.560 --> 0:56:09.520
<v Speaker 2>listener suggestions for the other game we play, but this

0:56:09.600 --> 0:56:11.520
<v Speaker 2>is a rare one. This is from a listener named Ashley.

0:56:11.960 --> 0:56:15.560
<v Speaker 2>The gift is a Hi Ashley, A full hour of

0:56:15.640 --> 0:56:18.760
<v Speaker 2>watching an expectant parent open gifts at a baby shower.

0:56:19.760 --> 0:56:22.839
<v Speaker 2>That's kind of an experience. The second one is also

0:56:22.880 --> 0:56:26.839
<v Speaker 2>an experience, which is a near death experience, and number

0:56:26.880 --> 0:56:33.480
<v Speaker 2>three a reusable water bottle. So doci Diane Sawyer Green Goblin,

0:56:34.000 --> 0:56:36.720
<v Speaker 2>a full hour of watching an expectant parent open gifts

0:56:36.719 --> 0:56:39.759
<v Speaker 2>at a baby shower, a near death experience, and a

0:56:39.840 --> 0:56:41.200
<v Speaker 2>reusable water bottle.

0:56:41.280 --> 0:56:45.720
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I got it, So I am going to give

0:56:46.000 --> 0:56:50.520
<v Speaker 3>the here's the thing, green Goblin. There's also a plumbing

0:56:50.520 --> 0:56:54.120
<v Speaker 3>product called the green Gobbler. Really yeah, that's like a

0:56:54.160 --> 0:56:56.399
<v Speaker 3>more environmentally friendly version of drainaw.

0:56:56.280 --> 0:57:00.320
<v Speaker 2>Wow, Disney's going to sue them into the ground. Maybe.

0:57:00.360 --> 0:57:02.200
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. It's a good product. I just bought

0:57:02.239 --> 0:57:05.400
<v Speaker 3>some recently. Hard Yeah, so instead of like plunging your

0:57:05.400 --> 0:57:06.960
<v Speaker 3>toilet when you plug it, which I'm sure you do

0:57:07.040 --> 0:57:11.080
<v Speaker 3>on the regular branch, eating all that cheese.

0:57:11.080 --> 0:57:14.040
<v Speaker 2>My home is just overflowing. Oh that's so cross.

0:57:14.160 --> 0:57:15.879
<v Speaker 3>You can just pour it in and shut the lid

0:57:15.920 --> 0:57:17.960
<v Speaker 3>and like leave it for five hours and then flush

0:57:18.000 --> 0:57:18.880
<v Speaker 3>it on scarn.

0:57:19.240 --> 0:57:20.640
<v Speaker 2>It's like a draino type product.

0:57:20.800 --> 0:57:24.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but it's more environmentally friendly, much safer. Yeah, green

0:57:24.440 --> 0:57:28.240
<v Speaker 3>gobbler just pure acid. Yeah, donate to glad and buy

0:57:28.320 --> 0:57:32.920
<v Speaker 3>some green gobbler. They're probably trumpers. I don't know. I

0:57:32.920 --> 0:57:34.480
<v Speaker 3>went and I had to go find it, and it's

0:57:34.520 --> 0:57:35.800
<v Speaker 3>hardware because we can't go to home.

0:57:35.840 --> 0:57:38.919
<v Speaker 2>Deep word, it's just never ending.

0:57:39.120 --> 0:57:42.000
<v Speaker 3>Yes, we won't have any money soon, so it's fine.

0:57:42.360 --> 0:57:45.720
<v Speaker 3>Everything will just be the barter economy. But yes, so

0:57:45.800 --> 0:57:48.320
<v Speaker 3>the green Goblin, I think he has had plenty of

0:57:48.320 --> 0:57:51.600
<v Speaker 3>near death experiences, right, old hat right, So I don't

0:57:51.640 --> 0:57:54.040
<v Speaker 3>think that is gonna because a near death experience can

0:57:54.080 --> 0:57:56.600
<v Speaker 3>really be like life changing and beautiful. And we also

0:57:56.600 --> 0:57:58.560
<v Speaker 3>don't want to give him anything beautiful. So I think

0:57:58.640 --> 0:58:00.960
<v Speaker 3>he's a bad guy. We want to torture him and

0:58:01.040 --> 0:58:03.280
<v Speaker 3>just make him watch an expected parent open.

0:58:03.080 --> 0:58:08.440
<v Speaker 2>Gifts and what a guest at a baby shower. Yeah,

0:58:08.640 --> 0:58:10.920
<v Speaker 2>he flies through the window and then he's sitting there

0:58:10.960 --> 0:58:12.840
<v Speaker 2>quietly while the parent is opening the gifts.

0:58:13.040 --> 0:58:15.560
<v Speaker 3>Right, and what story the parent can tell their child.

0:58:15.640 --> 0:58:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Of course, what an amazing experience to have this man

0:58:18.920 --> 0:58:22.800
<v Speaker 2>in kind of just armor his hovercrafts just in your

0:58:22.840 --> 0:58:23.400
<v Speaker 2>living room.

0:58:23.480 --> 0:58:26.200
<v Speaker 3>Well exactly, and you know, maybe he can be the

0:58:26.600 --> 0:58:29.120
<v Speaker 3>gift of new life and the joy and love of

0:58:29.480 --> 0:58:32.440
<v Speaker 3>expected parents can have some sort of a transformative effect

0:58:32.480 --> 0:58:34.600
<v Speaker 3>on his heart. And I lead him to Christ and

0:58:34.640 --> 0:58:35.760
<v Speaker 3>to give up his evil ways.

0:58:35.800 --> 0:58:38.360
<v Speaker 2>And what a godfather to have? Yeah, my godfather is

0:58:38.360 --> 0:58:39.200
<v Speaker 2>the green Goblin.

0:58:39.520 --> 0:58:41.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh, you have Spider Man at your birthday?

0:58:42.960 --> 0:58:44.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, the real Spider Man.

0:58:44.040 --> 0:58:47.840
<v Speaker 3>He drove a Toyota gorolla. I once as a child,

0:58:47.840 --> 0:58:50.080
<v Speaker 3>and I'll never forget it. Went to a birthday party.

0:58:50.800 --> 0:58:52.560
<v Speaker 3>But I guess we were a little bit late and

0:58:52.600 --> 0:58:55.680
<v Speaker 3>the like Batman like pulled up and this like jumped

0:58:55.720 --> 0:59:00.560
<v Speaker 3>as far and like stubbed out his sick. I was like, Batman,

0:59:00.640 --> 0:59:01.560
<v Speaker 3>that's not the batmobile.

0:59:01.720 --> 0:59:03.880
<v Speaker 2>Batman has hit a rough patch, spend.

0:59:03.960 --> 0:59:05.360
<v Speaker 3>They didn't make him like park around the block.

0:59:07.040 --> 0:59:09.520
<v Speaker 2>Not a great bat He should have known to park

0:59:09.560 --> 0:59:10.240
<v Speaker 2>around the block.

0:59:10.520 --> 0:59:13.520
<v Speaker 3>Right, That should probably just be standard operating procedure. If

0:59:13.520 --> 0:59:18.520
<v Speaker 3>you're a character, h and a non public character, you

0:59:18.520 --> 0:59:20.240
<v Speaker 3>know when you're not just standing on the street trying

0:59:20.240 --> 0:59:23.600
<v Speaker 3>to harass people. But when you're a hired character, this

0:59:23.680 --> 0:59:30.520
<v Speaker 3>is professional hum. Okay, So I think that means, and

0:59:31.160 --> 0:59:33.640
<v Speaker 3>I mean this in a beautiful way. In order to

0:59:33.800 --> 0:59:37.160
<v Speaker 3>encourage her art and her growth as an artist and

0:59:37.200 --> 0:59:40.920
<v Speaker 3>a truth teller and someone who brings a new perspective

0:59:40.960 --> 0:59:42.640
<v Speaker 3>to the world, I'm going to give Dote the near

0:59:42.680 --> 0:59:47.720
<v Speaker 3>death ex Oh, I like this. Diane Sawyer too close

0:59:47.760 --> 0:59:51.520
<v Speaker 3>to death. Yeah, yeah, she's had enough.

0:59:51.600 --> 0:59:53.160
<v Speaker 2>She'll get it soon enough.

0:59:53.360 --> 0:59:55.320
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to bother her. She probably has a

0:59:55.400 --> 1:00:00.360
<v Speaker 3>nice ranch out in like you know, Palm Springs. She

1:00:00.440 --> 1:00:03.080
<v Speaker 3>has done her duty to the country by reporting the

1:00:03.120 --> 1:00:07.680
<v Speaker 3>news faithfully and truthfully for decades. And like I'll give

1:00:07.680 --> 1:00:10.000
<v Speaker 3>you a water bottle and leave you alone, give it

1:00:10.000 --> 1:00:13.880
<v Speaker 3>to your gardener, give it to your grandchild, thank you

1:00:13.920 --> 1:00:14.720
<v Speaker 3>for your service.

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<v Speaker 2>And she probably is. Probably she might be forgetting to

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<v Speaker 2>hydrate anyway at this point.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh exactly. I mean, I will say, reusable toads. I

1:00:22.120 --> 1:00:24.280
<v Speaker 3>don't need anymore. I have too many. I have to

1:00:24.320 --> 1:00:26.520
<v Speaker 3>buy ten cents, you know, a bag for ten cents

1:00:26.520 --> 1:00:29.840
<v Speaker 3>at Ralphs, and those those raups bags are very sturdy, right,

1:00:30.080 --> 1:00:32.240
<v Speaker 3>And I should remember to bring them, and sometimes I

1:00:32.280 --> 1:00:33.640
<v Speaker 3>even put them in my car and then just don't

1:00:33.640 --> 1:00:34.400
<v Speaker 3>remember to bring them in.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course it's a thing.

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<v Speaker 3>But reusable water bottles.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take them off. I'll absolutely, absolutely, I think Doc's

1:00:43.480 --> 1:00:46.680
<v Speaker 2>gonna do an excellent job with a near death experience,

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<v Speaker 2>not a death experience, right, just gets close and then

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<v Speaker 2>comes back hopefully doesn't well.

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<v Speaker 3>As it was pitched, it was a near death experience

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<v Speaker 3>with no risk of death occurring. That's at least the

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<v Speaker 3>way I problem.

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<v Speaker 2>No, absolutely, there's no risk of death.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's like it could be as minor as like skydiving.

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<v Speaker 2>Right yeah, I guess that kind of technically is a

1:01:06.280 --> 1:01:07.800
<v Speaker 2>near death experience.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you are hurtling out of an airplane.

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<v Speaker 2>Right right, Yeah, So I mean sheese today was a

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<v Speaker 2>near death experience. I can't. I could not possibly skydive

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<v Speaker 2>is because you're not allowed to expose your skin to the.

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<v Speaker 3>S when you're outside.

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<v Speaker 2>I probably should at this point. No, my I think

1:01:29.120 --> 1:01:31.920
<v Speaker 2>I probably would ultimately enjoy it. But my fear is

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<v Speaker 2>that at that moment of about to jumping to jump

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<v Speaker 2>out of the plane, and you have the person behind you,

1:01:37.520 --> 1:01:40.600
<v Speaker 2>the trait or what are the expert I think that

1:01:40.680 --> 1:01:42.920
<v Speaker 2>the animal instinct in my body would take over in

1:01:42.920 --> 1:01:43.960
<v Speaker 2>such a strong way.

1:01:43.840 --> 1:01:45.000
<v Speaker 3>And you would try to kill him.

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<v Speaker 2>I think of an attack or like cause a thing

1:01:47.560 --> 1:01:50.040
<v Speaker 2>that would ultimately lead to my death and probably their

1:01:50.160 --> 1:01:54.040
<v Speaker 2>death as well, And I don't trust my primal instincts

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<v Speaker 2>to be in control enough. Have you ever gone, I've

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<v Speaker 2>never gone.

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<v Speaker 3>It's I'm kind of like an venture junkie, so it's

1:02:01.880 --> 1:02:06.120
<v Speaker 3>very much appeals to me. However, I was I threw

1:02:06.320 --> 1:02:09.880
<v Speaker 3>so I was the best man at my best friend's wedding.

1:02:10.440 --> 1:02:14.360
<v Speaker 3>He is a six' four heterosexual honkman From New, jersey

1:02:14.760 --> 1:02:17.360
<v Speaker 3>and so we went to The poconos with like thirty

1:02:17.360 --> 1:02:21.200
<v Speaker 3>hooligans From New, jersey and one of, them the guy

1:02:21.200 --> 1:02:24.840
<v Speaker 3>who got the, drunkest the, fastest and the most often

1:02:25.440 --> 1:02:28.880
<v Speaker 3>tried to start the most fights pete on people off

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<v Speaker 3>of the like the deck, no and like started like

1:02:32.120 --> 1:02:37.360
<v Speaker 3>throwing firecrackers into the. House he was a skydiving. Instructor oh,

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<v Speaker 3>interesting AND i hear he's gotten sober and he's like

1:02:39.880 --> 1:02:41.840
<v Speaker 3>bought in his own plane and he's like doing very.

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<v Speaker 3>Well but the idea that that's the person WHO i

1:02:44.400 --> 1:02:47.920
<v Speaker 3>would be trusting with my life an airplane really gives me.

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<v Speaker 2>Pause, yes, yeah you don't really think about the professional

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<v Speaker 2>behind the, jump.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, yeah you know you want to think they're like

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<v Speaker 3>fresh out of The Air, force right and then you,

1:02:59.280 --> 1:03:03.400
<v Speaker 3>know highly tactical practitioner and. Whatever but, no it's like

1:03:03.560 --> 1:03:05.280
<v Speaker 3>probably some twenty three year old they failed out of

1:03:05.280 --> 1:03:10.080
<v Speaker 3>community college jumping out of. Airplanes, yeah, yeah you have

1:03:10.120 --> 1:03:12.040
<v Speaker 3>no idea what that that person might be having a bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Day oh, no thank. YOU i went indoor. Skydiving, Yeah

1:03:16.080 --> 1:03:16.720
<v Speaker 2>i've seen.

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<v Speaker 3>THAT i want to try.

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<v Speaker 2>That somebody gave it to me as a gift on this,

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast FLY I, fly and it was a it was

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<v Speaker 2>enough for. Me did you do it At? CityWalk i

1:03:24.280 --> 1:03:27.520
<v Speaker 2>did it At, CityWalk and going to City walk alone

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<v Speaker 2>is kind of a near death, experience so it was

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<v Speaker 2>thrilling in every way for. ME i recommend it. Once.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah the parking At CityWalk is is, tough, atrocious but

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<v Speaker 3>it is if you want to go to like DOING

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<v Speaker 3>imax or like a big you, know big sure movie viewing,

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<v Speaker 3>experience or you want to buy out a theater for

1:03:46.520 --> 1:03:49.040
<v Speaker 3>like five hundred bucks or forty people, wow WHICH i do.

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<v Speaker 3>Frequently you, know people pay me, back, right which of,

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<v Speaker 3>Course but like we wanted to go See wicked not

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<v Speaker 3>surrounded by? Teenagers right's right for gays adults?

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<v Speaker 2>Only? Sure shall we bought it out and Saw?

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<v Speaker 3>Wicked?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow? Yeah or like.

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<v Speaker 3>Guy brandon is a FRIEND i mentioned him, Earlier we

1:04:09.480 --> 1:04:10.600
<v Speaker 3>bought out one and we did a bro.

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<v Speaker 2>Screening, wow this is.

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<v Speaker 3>Great, yeah we did it For.

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<v Speaker 2>Cruella behinding out five hundred bucks does not seem that

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<v Speaker 2>crazy for a movie, THEATER i.

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<v Speaker 3>Know and you can fit forty people in, there so,

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<v Speaker 3>right if you like divvy it, up it works. Out

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<v Speaker 3>but the parking situation over there is is atrocious.

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<v Speaker 2>Parking at a theme. Park, yes it's not for. Me,

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<v Speaker 2>okay it's time you played the game very. Well by the,

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<v Speaker 2>way we've got to answer a listener. Question. Great we've

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<v Speaker 2>got people sending in voice, notes, emails all kinds of

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<v Speaker 2>things TO i, said no gifts at gmail dot. COM

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<v Speaker 2>i think we'll do a voice note, Today, onalise could

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<v Speaker 2>we hear a voice? Note Hello bridger And.

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<v Speaker 6>Aalise i'm not going to be telling you my name

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<v Speaker 6>for reasons that may become clear in a, second BECAUSE

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<v Speaker 6>i am looking for your assistance in some ideas of

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<v Speaker 6>HOW i can exact petty. Revenge there's a member of

1:04:57.600 --> 1:05:00.880
<v Speaker 6>my family who has greatly greatly screwed over the rest

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<v Speaker 6>of my family in ways that are monumental and indeed,

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<v Speaker 6>irreversible AND i don't want to cause any property. DAMAGE

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<v Speaker 6>i don't want to cause him any physical, harm BUT

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<v Speaker 6>i do want to annoy him for the rest of his.

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<v Speaker 6>Life if you have any, THOUGHTS i thought perhaps that maybe, You,

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<v Speaker 6>bridger have tried to exact revenge on some of your ungrateful,

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<v Speaker 6>guests and maybe you would be willing to share some

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<v Speaker 6>of your favorite techniques with.

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<v Speaker 2>Me thank you so much for your. Help mmmmmm. INTERESTING

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<v Speaker 2>i wonder what happened in this. Situation this seems like

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<v Speaker 2>a genuine. Problem what did this family member?

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<v Speaker 3>DO i that's Very that's WHAT i have to do with,

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<v Speaker 3>money like absconded with something that was supposed to be

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<v Speaker 3>everyone's general, inheritance, right you know? RIGHT i have two

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<v Speaker 3>ideas for petty. Revenge, oh, yes well ONE i SO

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<v Speaker 3>i had a friend who moved in with a girlfriend

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<v Speaker 3>right before the, pandemic, okay and then the girlfriend was.

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<v Speaker 2>LIKE i want to break up with.

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<v Speaker 3>You you have to. Leave, oh and we're talking Like

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<v Speaker 3>april twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty, oh that's like. Him, Sorry april twenty. Twenty everybody

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<v Speaker 2>had to just stay in the relationship for at least another, month.

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<v Speaker 3>And she like went and like stayed with her. Family

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<v Speaker 3>And i'm, like, why why does my friend need to

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<v Speaker 3>give up the apartment when you can go stay with

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<v Speaker 3>your family and my friend doesn't have that. Option so

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<v Speaker 3>my WHAT i told her is that she should right

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<v Speaker 3>before she hands the keys back, over she should take

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<v Speaker 3>a massive dump in the toilet and not flush. It,

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<v Speaker 3>great SO i would, say should you go to this

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<v Speaker 3>man's house and visit, him you should encourage everyone to

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<v Speaker 3>not flush and to blow up each individual.

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<v Speaker 2>Bathroom, everybody get as sick as humanly, possible.

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<v Speaker 3>Go and house some taco bell, yes get a Cheesy gordida,

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<v Speaker 3>crunch and then you you give him.

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<v Speaker 2>Head over To. Darryl's, okay that's a good. One the

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<v Speaker 2>second one is. Glitter oh we're.

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<v Speaker 3>Sand glitter never goes. Away you go and you just

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<v Speaker 3>smear glitter on all of the surfaces of his. Home

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<v Speaker 3>he will be cleaning it out for. Decades he will

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<v Speaker 3>probably die of the microplastics that he and jests as

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<v Speaker 3>a result of.

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<v Speaker 2>It fill up an envelope with that and mail it to. Him,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah mail a. Package this is. GREAT a box full

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<v Speaker 2>of sand with a loose, bottom.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't tell me with a good time.

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<v Speaker 2>He picks this thing. Up life? Ruined any sand. GLITTER

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<v Speaker 2>i think those are two of the anthrax anthrax is

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<v Speaker 2>always an. Option those all feel like a decent petty go.

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<v Speaker 3>Find an infected, cow like get That Benedict cumberbatch.

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<v Speaker 2>Film is that where anthrax comes? From? ANTHRAX i feel

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<v Speaker 2>LIKE i know where is anthrax.

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<v Speaker 3>Leg it's not like the bubonic.

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<v Speaker 2>Plague, Now i'm so.

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<v Speaker 5>Curious anthrax spores are formed by anthrax bacteria that occur

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<v Speaker 5>naturally in soil in most parts of the.

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<v Speaker 2>World, okay so just some dirty. SOIL i feel like

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<v Speaker 2>glitter is such a good way to just kind of

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<v Speaker 2>you could even just dump it in his. Car there's

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<v Speaker 2>so many ways to get glitter into a person's life

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<v Speaker 2>and it will never.

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<v Speaker 3>Exit, yeah you could also think of this if you want,

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<v Speaker 3>to because She's she's, like you, KNOW i want to

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<v Speaker 3>torture him for the rest of his. Life so there's

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<v Speaker 3>all sorts of like fun petty pranks of like saran

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<v Speaker 3>wrapping his car shot, right right right when you know

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<v Speaker 3>that he's gonna like he's running late for, work if

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<v Speaker 3>you can find a way to saran wrap his car

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<v Speaker 3>and then ensure that he's running late for, work and

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<v Speaker 3>then he has a saran wrap car and once he

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<v Speaker 3>gets in steering wheel covered in, glitter, right just like

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<v Speaker 3>make it like a fun thing you do with your

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<v Speaker 3>family every six, months or like for the, holidays you,

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<v Speaker 3>know like for the, holidays we're going to plan a

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<v Speaker 3>new prank to prank Uncle. Frank you, know it could

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<v Speaker 3>be a great way to bring the family back to.

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<v Speaker 2>You of, course you have a common animate at this.

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<v Speaker 2>Point what more do you? Need that should just like

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<v Speaker 2>there should be like a almost a sure chart that

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<v Speaker 2>every year one member of the family gets to destroy

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<v Speaker 2>this guy's. Life, yeah AND i, said, MAIL i feel

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<v Speaker 2>like sell his, address oh, yeah or email?

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<v Speaker 3>Address oh you could give his address and phone number

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<v Speaker 3>to The church Of Jesus. CHRIST a lot of Day.

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<v Speaker 7>Saints former member sitting right, Here, YEAH i can tell

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<v Speaker 7>what gave it, away and then you, know send some

1:09:35.160 --> 1:09:36.320
<v Speaker 7>nice missionaries over to his.

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<v Speaker 3>Home could do the same with.

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<v Speaker 2>Scientology scientology is a brutal. One those people will not

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<v Speaker 2>leave you alone and they. Are they don't pick up social.

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<v Speaker 2>Cues i'll say, that. No And jehovah's.

1:09:48.880 --> 1:09:52.040
<v Speaker 3>Witnesses, yes Though jehovah's, WITNESSES i feel LIKE i are

1:09:52.040 --> 1:09:53.599
<v Speaker 3>a little more, mild you think.

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<v Speaker 2>So the ones in my neighborhood have been relentless. Recently

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<v Speaker 2>really it's hard because they're like, nice But i'm just

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<v Speaker 2>leave me. Alone i'm not. Interested. Please this is why

1:10:04.840 --> 1:10:06.960
<v Speaker 2>we have a locked. Fence this is WHY i have

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<v Speaker 2>a door on my, home.

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<v Speaker 3>Ghett i've only Had jehovah's witnesses like you'll see them

1:10:13.280 --> 1:10:15.599
<v Speaker 3>ount with like a rack of pamphlets on the subway

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<v Speaker 3>In New york or a public. Place they sometimes are

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<v Speaker 3>at lax which is another reason to avoid, it or

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<v Speaker 3>at The. Americana, yes but they're never especially Like i'm

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<v Speaker 3>holding hands on my.

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<v Speaker 2>Husband of, COURSE i will, say if these people come

1:10:30.200 --> 1:10:31.920
<v Speaker 2>to your, door be nice to. Them i'm a former

1:10:32.240 --> 1:10:33.519
<v Speaker 2>missionary and it's a miserable.

1:10:33.600 --> 1:10:34.920
<v Speaker 3>Experience where did you?

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<v Speaker 2>SERVE i was In East? Malaysia oh, WOW i. WAS

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<v Speaker 2>i was supposed to be there for two. Years was

1:10:40.360 --> 1:10:43.519
<v Speaker 2>there for four or five? MONTHS i. Guess then then

1:10:43.560 --> 1:10:46.800
<v Speaker 2>you have a, breakdown et, cetera et. Cetera BUT i was, There,

1:10:47.080 --> 1:10:47.800
<v Speaker 2>yeah and it was.

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<v Speaker 3>HORRIBLE i you, Know i'm so sorry you had a horrible.

1:10:51.280 --> 1:10:52.240
<v Speaker 2>EXPERIENCE i appreciate.

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<v Speaker 3>That there is part of me that sort of loves

1:10:54.720 --> 1:10:58.599
<v Speaker 3>The mormon mission culture because the idea that you take

1:10:59.160 --> 1:11:01.920
<v Speaker 3>an eighteen year old out of high school and then

1:11:02.000 --> 1:11:03.960
<v Speaker 3>you you go and you teach them how to speak

1:11:03.960 --> 1:11:06.519
<v Speaker 3>a new, language and you give this like impossible task

1:11:06.560 --> 1:11:08.800
<v Speaker 3>to them where people are going to be like mean

1:11:08.840 --> 1:11:11.080
<v Speaker 3>and unkind and they have to figure it out and

1:11:11.080 --> 1:11:12.680
<v Speaker 3>they have to write letters home and they can't have

1:11:12.720 --> 1:11:14.680
<v Speaker 3>phones and they can't call it all that. Stuff that

1:11:14.720 --> 1:11:16.920
<v Speaker 3>you go and you give them this experience where they

1:11:16.920 --> 1:11:20.280
<v Speaker 3>have to like live by meager means and be part.

1:11:20.080 --> 1:11:20.400
<v Speaker 2>Of a new.

1:11:20.400 --> 1:11:23.240
<v Speaker 3>Culture and then after that they get to go to.

1:11:23.240 --> 1:11:28.000
<v Speaker 2>College, well there's there are ups and. Downs, sure it's

1:11:28.000 --> 1:11:31.479
<v Speaker 2>a little wing, CLIPPY i will, say, yes because they

1:11:31.479 --> 1:11:35.000
<v Speaker 2>don't get to read anything but scripture the whole. Time

1:11:35.720 --> 1:11:38.840
<v Speaker 2>and while your brain is, Forming, yes it's a little

1:11:39.000 --> 1:11:41.080
<v Speaker 2>a little tough to be like you're a child for

1:11:41.120 --> 1:11:42.760
<v Speaker 2>the next two, years your brain should be.

1:11:43.680 --> 1:11:46.360
<v Speaker 3>Well i'm not saying everyone go be A mormon, missionary

1:11:46.479 --> 1:11:49.360
<v Speaker 3>but some sort of experience like that where there is

1:11:49.400 --> 1:11:57.440
<v Speaker 3>an open literature contingency in whatever you, Want, christy.

1:11:57.520 --> 1:11:59.599
<v Speaker 2>That should be kind of a required thing for every

1:11:59.640 --> 1:12:02.759
<v Speaker 2>eight year. Olds something that's just like you leave hometown

1:12:03.360 --> 1:12:06.640
<v Speaker 2>and experience something slightly more difficult where you're going to.

1:12:06.720 --> 1:12:09.880
<v Speaker 3>Learn and, obviously like so many people have so many

1:12:09.960 --> 1:12:13.560
<v Speaker 3>challenging upbrings here In, America i'm thinking more about like suburban.

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<v Speaker 2>White, kids private school students.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly, yes if you go to private, school.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to be always started on. That but trust,

1:12:21.360 --> 1:12:24.559
<v Speaker 2>ME i, went oh you. Did, yeah well you should

1:12:24.560 --> 1:12:28.439
<v Speaker 2>be off building houses. SOMEWHERE i sho my dad's.

1:12:28.439 --> 1:12:29.760
<v Speaker 3>Catigry there we, go there we.

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<v Speaker 2>Go, NO i think That i'm kind of on board

1:12:32.479 --> 1:12:35.320
<v Speaker 2>with that. Idea how did we get To mormon missionaries

1:12:35.560 --> 1:12:40.280
<v Speaker 2>from petty? Revenge? Oh, yes send the missionaries to give

1:12:40.360 --> 1:12:43.680
<v Speaker 2>up somebody's address, PHONE i guess ultimately docs this.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, YEAH i MEAN i think that's just the thing

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<v Speaker 3>is like whatever you, know one eight hundred number you

1:12:49.120 --> 1:12:50.960
<v Speaker 3>can sign up with just your phone number and then

1:12:51.000 --> 1:12:52.720
<v Speaker 3>it just bills your telephone.

1:12:52.760 --> 1:12:55.080
<v Speaker 2>Company, yeah sign them up for free karate lessons at

1:12:55.080 --> 1:12:57.559
<v Speaker 2>one of those they have those, restaurants et.

1:12:57.640 --> 1:13:03.160
<v Speaker 3>CETERA i was once seeking sort of like nonviolent kind

1:13:03.160 --> 1:13:06.040
<v Speaker 3>of secret ways to get revenge on. Someone and they

1:13:06.080 --> 1:13:08.599
<v Speaker 3>don't have it. Anymore but it used to be that

1:13:08.720 --> 1:13:10.840
<v Speaker 3>if you went to The department Of Homeland, security you

1:13:10.880 --> 1:13:14.080
<v Speaker 3>could sign up for sign up anyone's phone number for.

1:13:15.400 --> 1:13:19.120
<v Speaker 3>Updates oh and so there would be like fire, updates

1:13:18.360 --> 1:13:21.640
<v Speaker 3>and there there's one hundred and twenty, things and you

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<v Speaker 3>could just hit select all and then the phones would

1:13:24.400 --> 1:13:27.120
<v Speaker 3>just get constantly spammed with all of these updates and

1:13:27.120 --> 1:13:28.360
<v Speaker 3>people had to like change their phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Numbers you can't do it.

1:13:29.560 --> 1:13:32.880
<v Speaker 3>Anymore but that's another, thing is just to go and

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<v Speaker 3>sign up his phone for all these people who are

1:13:35.840 --> 1:13:37.519
<v Speaker 3>just gonna like call him and text him all the.

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<v Speaker 2>Time somebody get in the comments and tell us some

1:13:40.320 --> 1:13:42.000
<v Speaker 2>of these new things you can sign people up. FOR

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<v Speaker 2>i think we should all have that in our back,

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<v Speaker 2>pocket a way to basically ruin someone's. Life, oh we

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<v Speaker 2>answered the question, Perfectly, okay. GREAT i feel like there

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<v Speaker 2>was a range of, ideas a range of ideas a

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<v Speaker 2>whole you, know just pick and. Choose it's a. Buffet

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<v Speaker 2>whatever however you want to destroy, him do.

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<v Speaker 3>It we'll do, it but like do it in like fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Ways that don't ultimately hurt people that just are, annoying, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Or watch Kill bill and kind of follow that.

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<v Speaker 3>Formula on the advice of my, ATTORNEY i refuse to

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<v Speaker 3>support that.

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<v Speaker 2>Idea, YEAH i probably. Do, AH i have my beautiful crock.

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<v Speaker 2>Pot i've got my gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 3>Cheese, YEAH i MEAN i think it's been unwrapped for

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<v Speaker 3>a little too long to be. Affected now you can

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<v Speaker 3>already see it's like becoming even more neon on the

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<v Speaker 3>edges where.

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<v Speaker 2>It's, wow oh it's off. Gassing, wow this room is becoming.

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<v Speaker 2>Toxic look at. That what a. Product, Well i've got

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<v Speaker 2>to make some, case so may do with a different.

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<v Speaker 3>Gotta give it a nice little we'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Do one final. Spank, wow.

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<v Speaker 3>That's sounds so. Naughty it is weirdly.

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<v Speaker 2>Sacond that is a bizarre. Thing that's essentially it's a

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<v Speaker 2>Great american. Invention, Zeke thank you for the. Gift thank

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<v Speaker 2>you for being. Here how it's my pleasure and. Listener

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<v Speaker 2>yourself some. Cheese do whatever you. Want i'm not in

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<v Speaker 2>charge of. You that's your. Duty i'll talk to you.

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<v Speaker 2>see the gifts?

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<v Speaker 1>Line?

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<v Speaker 2>Man did you hear?

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<v Speaker 1>Fun a man myself perfectly? Clear when YOU'RE i guessed,

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<v Speaker 1>him you gotta come to me, Empty AND i, said no,

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<v Speaker 1>guests your own, presences presents EN i already had too much,

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<v Speaker 1>Stuff so how do you dare to surbey me