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Speaker 2: Zeke Smith. Zeke, welcome to I said no gifts.

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Speaker 3: Well, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 2: It's the best airport in the world.

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Speaker 3: It is the best light experience in the world.

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Speaker 2: But that is that sent a jolt through my body.

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Speaker 3: So the dust Bawl happened because well, first of all,

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Speaker 3: Well, they, of course, they put a couple of regulations

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Speaker 2: Oklahoma's gotta eventually learn a lesson about screwing things up

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Speaker 3: Well you know there is. It's just such a weird

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Speaker 2: It was great.

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Speaker 3: I had so much fun. But this week it gives

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Speaker 2: Texas is all over the place, good grief. Do you

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Speaker 3: Uh? Southwest is what I would say the answers. But

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Speaker 2: The rice a lot doesn't look like a Looney Tunes

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Speaker 2: I was just talking to somebody about this. I don't

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Speaker 2: The Civil War. Yeah, I guess that kind of I

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Speaker 2: Yes, and Oklahoma was kind of in a weird thing

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Speaker 2: I feel like they have some sort of like artists

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Speaker 3: You pay all this money to go to NYU and like,

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Speaker 3: So I looked up the program and it's basically like

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Speaker 2: have you here on the podcast today. Well, thank you,

440
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Speaker 2: I thought, Zeko, comeby, we'll have a fantastic time. We'll

441
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Speaker 2: move on with our days. The podcast is called I

442
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Speaker 2: said no Gifts, So I was a little I would

443
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Speaker 2: just say it was a little unsettled when I saw

444
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Speaker 2: you come into the studio. Look, I'm sure you've got

445
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,800
Speaker 2: at least one email with the title of the podcast,

446
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Speaker 2: and you walk in holding what couldn't more clearly be

447
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Speaker 2: a gift. Uh, I have to ask is it for me?

448
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 2: It is interesting? Okay, I'm going to just push through

449
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,720
Speaker 2: my feelings here. Should I open it here on the podcast?

450
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 3: Yes? I think you should because it really dovetails nicely

451
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:53,919
Speaker 3: with this question of culture and cuisine of the Middle States.

452
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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm excited to see this. Then, so here you

453
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Speaker 2: got right, it's in this beautiful black bag. Yeah. I

454
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 2: think we got that at a after party gifts somewhere. Yeah,

455
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 2: they're the tote bags just piling up in people's closets

456
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,920
Speaker 2: from Yeah, various things. Okay, I'm gonna put it. Feels

457
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 2: like there might be two things in here.

458
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 3: They're actually uh four things.

459
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 2: In Okay, does it matter what order I pulled them out?

460
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 3: No, but I would pull the big one out.

461
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,880
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a big one. And you've really got them

462
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 2: squeezed in here. That's oh. Oh, I'm thrilled at I'm

463
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,399
Speaker 2: already thrilled. I'm seeing a crock pot. We're seeing a

464
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,120
Speaker 2: slow cooker, yes, okay, And should I bring everything out

465
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Speaker 2: at once? Yes? Okay, Oh, I'm so happy now I've

466
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 2: brought out well, it's got to be seventy pounds of

467
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 2: velvet to cheese. Wow, and diced chilis on a lish.

468
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Speaker 2: It's this camera wise? Am I getting in the way here?

469
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Speaker 2: Are you ready to? Are you about to scold me?

470
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:55,439
Speaker 2: Looks great? Looks great?

471
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Speaker 3: Great?

472
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 2: Wow? Oh my god, I mean obviously. I mean, first

473
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Speaker 2: of all, I don't own a crock pot, which I'm

474
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 2: so thrilled about this.

475
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 3: Well, this is an intentionally shitty crockpie.

476
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 2: So oh no, this is gonna be this is us situation.

477
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no. So they in Oklahoma.

478
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:19,239
Speaker 3: The dip, the thing that you eat that runs through

479
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 3: your veins is Velveta rotel dip, right.

480
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 2: Which is just this shelf stable cheese product. Of course,

481
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 2: we love a shelf stable processed cheese.

482
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 3: And two cans of these diced tomatoes and green chili

483
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 3: is incredible. And you cube up the velveta and you

484
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 3: put it in the crockpot with the rotel dip or

485
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 3: the rotel, and then you put the lid on.

486
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:41,679
Speaker 2: It, right, and you just kind of let it milk together.

487
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I will give you a warning. It dries out,

488
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 3: so you got to put the lid back on it.

489
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 3: So if you set this out at a gathering you

490
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 3: do need to inform your guests to put it back on,

491
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:57,199
Speaker 3: because otherwise it will become this like desiccated block of

492
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 3: cheese product.

493
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 2: That is very hard to cre a frack basically, yes, exactly. Wow.

494
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,679
Speaker 2: Well I've never I mean, I've obviously had queso in

495
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 2: various forms of this, but I've never made it at home. Yeah,

496
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 2: so this is the easiest way to do it.

497
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 3: And really, if you're getting queso at a text Mex place,

498
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 3: it's just this but thinned out with chicken stock.

499
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 2: Oh. Interesting, they're scamming all of us.

500
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 3: Well, if you like it running, you like it running.

501
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:24,360
Speaker 3: This is a very thick cheese.

502
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 2: Dap right right, Well, tell me why you brought this,

503
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 2: I mean, other than the fact that what a delicious

504
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 2: thing to eat. Sure.

505
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:33,679
Speaker 3: Well, so my my husband, my now husband, when we

506
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 3: first started dating and sort of, you know, we're like, oh,

507
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 3: this is like a thing our first purchase.

508
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Speaker 2: We went to Target. We don't go to Target.

509
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 3: Anymore, of course, Oh sure, but we went to Target

510
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 3: in West Hollywood, the one on like Santa Monica.

511
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Speaker 2: Of course, uh Highland, it's Santa Monica and Librea Librea

512
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 2: yea connected to I got best Buy and a rock

513
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 2: and roll sushi I believe. Yes.

514
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:02,679
Speaker 3: So yeah, our first purchased because I I wanted to

515
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 3: introduce him to this cultural statement of first purchase was

516
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 3: a crock pot just for making queso and we still

517
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:12,160
Speaker 3: have it. Wow.

518
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 2: And how was his first experience?

519
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 3: Oh?

520
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 2: He loved it. I feel like it's something you'd be

521
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 2: hard pressed to find someone who doesn't love a melted cheese.

522
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 3: With a tortilla chip. It's the perfect thing.

523
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 2: Oh, it's fantastic. How often are you making it?

524
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 3: I think we only make it when people come over

525
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 3: at this point. Okay, though sometimes sometimes we love to

526
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,959
Speaker 3: have what I like to call it taco's gringoes night.

527
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 3: Oh so we get you know, the ground beef with

528
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:41,160
Speaker 3: like of seasoning, and we get the hard shell tacos. Yes,

529
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 3: and you know, the grated cheese. And so sometimes when

530
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 3: we do that for dinner, we'll he'll insist that I

531
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Speaker 3: but the thing is, it's like it doesn't keep so.

532
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,439
Speaker 2: No, I mean this. I mean it's meant to be

533
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,360
Speaker 2: on a shelf four one hundred years until you make

534
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 2: it and then forget it exactly. It'll be rotten within

535
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 2: probably ten minutes. What is this cheese made? I mean,

536
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 2: it's so made out of milk and stuff, but they

537
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 2: I guess they just made it out of like atomic

538
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 2: ingredients basically.

539
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 3: So I forget when this happened, but there was you know,

540
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 3: probably like you know, sometime the economy was low to

541
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 3: the government to support cheese producers. Producers, they bought up

542
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 3: all of this cheddar cheese and like stored it in

543
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 3: a cave. What and then they're like, well, we've got it.

544
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,479
Speaker 3: We can't just like keep cheese in a cave forever.

545
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,159
Speaker 3: What the government owns all this cheese, what can we

546
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,680
Speaker 3: do with it? And there had scientists come up with

547
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 3: a pasteurized cheese product, so it does technically start out

548
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 3: as chatter at least it's original iteration, and then it

549
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 3: gets like boiled down in whatever to the shelf stable

550
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 3: cheese product, and then they then it became government cheese,

551
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 3: right rightment, the government has all this cheese, what are

552
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 3: we gonna do?

553
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 2: We're gonna give it to poor people right right, And

554
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 2: now it's for everybody. And I would love to know

555
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 2: where that cave was.

556
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I listened to that on an NPR podcast years ago.

557
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 2: I'd have to Oh, it's like the cave in Aladdin,

558
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 2: except first, I mean I would live in a cheese cave. Absolutely.

559
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 2: I can imagine myself sliding down a hill of cheese,

560
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 2: diving into it like Scrooge McDuck. Wow, what a whimsical

561
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 2: thing for the United States government to have done. Yeah,

562
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 2: and then turned into this. I wonder when this expires.

563
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 2: I want to see August twenty first, twenty five.

564
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:32,239
Speaker 3: Oh, so you better get on it.

565
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 2: I only have a few months.

566
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 3: We usually stockpile this that came from the back of

567
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 3: the shelf.

568
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 2: But it does say best Buy, so it's not like expires,

569
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 2: so it probably has another forty years after that.

570
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm sure it's fine.

571
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it'll probably get like less tangy but

572
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 2: or more yeap potential. I mean, it's cheese. We've got

573
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 2: a lot of age.

574
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 3: Have you ever opened up a big block of valveto like, No,

575
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 3: you're gonna have fun when you like cut it out

576
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 3: of the foil and it's like gooey, it also like

577
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 3: solid and wiggily.

578
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 2: Should I do it now?

579
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 3: You're more than welcome.

580
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 2: I mean we're on video here. I think we should.

581
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 2: This viewer would be so unhappy if they didn't get

582
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 2: to see this, and it's even like I've never noticed

583
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 2: it's in like this weird little box.

584
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 3: You just gotta like gotta see.

585
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 2: The listener right now is so confused.

586
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 3: I can just grab the bottom of it up right.

587
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 2: No, I'll shake it all the way. Let him learn.

588
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 2: Let's see here. Here we go. Wow, this is uh,

589
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 2: this is much more well, how's it gonna survive? You know,

590
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 2: the nuclear apocalypse? Whoa, it's so soft and weird. Okay,

591
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 2: we're opening it. This is probably gonna smell up the room.

592
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 2: Let's see here. I'm gonna have to make I will

593
00:29:51,120 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 2: literally have to make keeso tonight. Let's see here. Oh,

594
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 2: it tastes wonderful when made. But smelling that that close? Whoa,

595
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 2: I just burned my nostrils out or something. Okay, let's

596
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 2: keep going. Is this gonna get all over my hands?

597
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 2: Let's see here spanking it? But listen to that. That's horrified.

598
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 2: That is the grossest possible noise.

599
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 3: You want to pinch a little piece off and try it. Oh,

600
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 3: I won't make you do it. I'm just saying it

601
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 3: would be rude. I did bring it here, I have

602
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 3: to do it. But I am gonna say to you

603
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 3: there was.

604
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 2: I would rather eat raw chicken than uncooked processed cheese,

605
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 2: like a like a what are those like the craft singles?

606
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 2: If that's not melted instant nausea? Yeah, hard agree.

607
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 3: I grill a lot, so we do like a lot

608
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 3: of bike burgers, and I'm a believer in cheddar on

609
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 3: a burger, right, but my hobby and everybody else likes

610
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 3: American and healing those little.

611
00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 2: Plastic packets over the ground. It's like, ugh, oh, I'm

612
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 2: fine once it's melted on the hamburger. But okay, I'm

613
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 2: gonna try this and just uh letting everyone know I

614
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 2: may become violently sick. So this could be the first

615
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 2: episode I've come really sick on. Which is excited? Oh right,

616
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 2: get the podcast wonderful, So start booking guests, start thinking

617
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 2: of future guests. Okay, okay, I'm gonna oh.

618
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 5: Oh, it's a gross I can barely swallow that. And

619
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 5: it was true because it's like paste texturally.

620
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 2: That is not for me. This has got to be

621
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 2: Do you want to try it? No, girl, I grew

622
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 2: up on that and that's with me to.

623
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 3: School for lunch.

624
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 2: Would they really I'm trying to think, is there any

625
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 2: other time other than melting it that you use this.

626
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 2: People put this like spread it on sandwiches, and.

627
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 3: Maybe you could make like a pimento cheese, but again

628
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 3: you would still sort of be like melting any.

629
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 2: Right, I can't imagine this as our Oh no, ou

630
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 2: it's on my hand. I'm gonna smell like cheese for weeks,

631
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 2: I know.

632
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 3: Are there any recipe ideas on the box?

633
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 2: There's another one that I agree with, which is mac

634
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 2: and cheese. Okay, sure, yeah, that makes sense right.

635
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 3: There might even be oh yeah, see look the recipe

636
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 3: is even on the can.

637
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I love a can recipe. You can kind

638
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 2: of count on these. And the recipe is it's just

639
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 2: literally two pictures of the can or two cans, and

640
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 2: then the cheese. Yeah, fifty percent less fat. That means

641
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 2: nothing to anybody.

642
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 3: Wow.

643
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,479
Speaker 2: And for the listener reviewer, if you want to know,

644
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 2: this essentially requires two cups of macaroni. You need three

645
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 2: quarters of a pound of cheese, so that's about a

646
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 2: tenth of what you've given me here, and then a

647
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 2: third cup milk and an eighth of tablespoon or teaspoon

648
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 2: of pepper. That's almost nothing. And then you just cook

649
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 2: all of that, I assume, boil the macaroni, and then

650
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 2: throw it all together. What an easy recipe. This is

651
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 2: a recipe podcasts.

652
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 3: Now Okay, great.

653
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 2: This is our first official recipe. It brought to us

654
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 2: by Velveda.

655
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 3: Wow.

656
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 2: Do you have any other favorite dips?

657
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 3: Oh? My whole thing right now? Do you know lobna

658
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 3: the like?

659
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 2: Oh? I love labnar, Yes, of course, So I like to.

660
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 3: Take lobna because it's also it's a little healthier than

661
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 3: like mixing mayonnaise and sour cream together. I take lobna

662
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 3: and I pour a packet of the Inden Valley ranch.

663
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 2: This is a great idea of powder, yes, of course,

664
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 2: and then eat vegetables. Yes, I do this with cottage cheese.

665
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 2: You blend up cottage cheese with ranch.

666
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 3: I actually use cottae cheese when I make macaroni and cheese.

667
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 3: There's a great recipe from the New York Times that's

668
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 3: like you take cottage cheese and then you add like

669
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 3: mustard powder and cayenna and like nutmeg, and then you

670
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 3: blend it up with milk and cheddar cheese, and it

671
00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 3: becomes like the slurry.

672
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 2: I don't love that word. It becomes essentially a slime.

673
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 3: It becomes slightly viscousque kind of medium thick.

674
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 2: You ruined eating macaroni and cheese for everyone. But it's

675
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,280
Speaker 2: a good recipe. That's great, I'll send it to you, Okay, fantastic.

676
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,240
Speaker 2: I'd love that they didn't give me your email address.

677
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 2: But oh yeah, I've specifically said do not give it

678
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 2: to Zeke. I can't have him emailing.

679
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 3: I mean, there are there are so many armed guards

680
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 3: around us, like, I don't even like, why have me

681
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 3: on the podcast if you are so afraid of me.

682
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 2: There's a little red dot on your forehead right now, I.

683
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 3: Was told if I move out of the chair, I

684
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 3: will be shot.

685
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 2: I'm excited about this mac and cheese recipe. Yeah, obviously

686
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 2: cottage cheese is having a huge moment. Yeah, massive moment, which.

687
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well, I feel like everything that was cool

688
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 3: in the nineties is now cool again. Yes, like baggy jeans,

689
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 3: baggy jeans and cottage because cottage cheese was like the

690
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 3: diet food, right it was like, oh, I'm watching my weight,

691
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 3: I'm having lettuce cups and cottage h nebresca.

692
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 2: Yes, And it's like, of course nobody liked that because

693
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 2: you're eating the worst version of it. But now we've

694
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,879
Speaker 2: realized cottage cheese is wonderful, at least I have. I've

695
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,280
Speaker 2: been crowing about it on this podcast for five years.

696
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 3: I have a half used bucket of cottage cheese, and

697
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 3: my fridge should have brought that.

698
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 2: I would have eaten the whole thing. I wouldn't have gagged.

699
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 3: Now do you season it at all?

700
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 2: It depends on what I'm doing, you know, like I am.

701
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll just have it with chips, a few chips.

702
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll have it with toast. Sometimes I'm trying to

703
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 2: like mix it up with because some people like it

704
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 2: with sweet things, and I don't know that I'm quite

705
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 2: on board with that yet, but I'll I might throw

706
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 2: some granola in there. Okay, I'm all over the map.

707
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 2: I'm also putting it in scrambled eggs. I'm trying to

708
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 2: and then I'll make my ranch dip. You're such a

709
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 2: boy from Utah.

710
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 3: Oh You're like, You're like you're bringing cottage cheese back

711
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 3: to the culinary landscape of America. What do you eat

712
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 3: it with? Well, chimps and toast. Now, if I'm feeling crazy,

713
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 3: I'll put granola in it.

714
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 2: And then ultimately I turn it into ranch. Well, excuse me, no,

715
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 2: I think cottage cheese. If you can find a way

716
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 2: that you enjoy it, what a miracle product.

717
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 3: It's really I don't know too much about it. I

718
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 3: just know that they sell it in full fat and

719
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,439
Speaker 3: low fat variety. But you to gull fat.

720
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 2: There's no reason to get the low fat.

721
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 3: No, that's another nineties That is.

722
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 2: A nineties fat and the manufacturers of that product are predatory.

723
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 2: They should stop. They should only serve full fat cottage cheese.

724
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:43,919
Speaker 2: I don't like the big curd one though.

725
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 3: Oh you don't like a big curd. They like it

726
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 3: more like a slurry.

727
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 2: I prefer a slush, a slurry, dairy slush.

728
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 3: If they could just dispense it out of the seven

729
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 3: eleven slurpy dispensers.

730
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:02,240
Speaker 2: Right into it. Straw.

731
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 3: It's one of those big, those big Boba straw.

732
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:07,240
Speaker 2: I'm not a Boba person.

733
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 3: It's fine.

734
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 2: I'm not a sweet tea person. So boba is sweet

735
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 2: tea with a texture that's hard for me, and then

736
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 2: it becomes a nightmare product.

737
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,439
Speaker 3: So what I like is at Westfield Centry City, which

738
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 3: is heaven. It's quite a mall it is they have

739
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 3: and of course I forget the name, but there's like

740
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 3: a bougie Boba place where you can choose your sugar level,

741
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 3: so if you want to do and they have like

742
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 3: nice things like a strawberry jasmine right. Oh, with strawberry

743
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 3: jasmin iced tea sounds nice, but I only want twenty

744
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 3: five percent of the sugar.

745
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 2: Oh.

746
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 3: Interesting, and then I want strawberries at the bottom instead

747
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,720
Speaker 3: of the boba pearls.

748
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 2: Oh, so this is a little more my speed. So

749
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,919
Speaker 2: I probably could get an unsweetened tea, yes, with dirt

750
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 2: at the bottom.

751
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, that's put velveta in the bottom if you

752
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 3: want it. Yeah.

753
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,839
Speaker 2: I remember the first time I ever saw boba. It's

754
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 2: a long time ago at this point, but I thought, oh,

755
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 2: that looks so magical and exciting, and then I had

756
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 2: probably two SIPs. I was like, this is the worst

757
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 2: thing I've ever tried. And God blessed boba and everyone

758
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 2: who drinks it. But for me, I can't. The backwash

759
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 2: element of it feels strange. See.

760
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 3: I discovered boba when I was like in high school.

761
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 3: I think I was at debate camp at the University

762
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 3: of Michigan. And of course all these kids who came

763
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 3: from the East Coast and from California, like they knew

764
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 3: what boba was. I was like, what is it? And

765
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 3: I always got like a a green apple slush with

766
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 3: the boba on the bottom, so it was like it

767
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 3: was like an icy and then the tap yoga pells

768
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 3: got like really hard, and so I wasn't like really

769
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 3: into that. But for me, it was all about getting

770
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 3: like the fruit slush.

771
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 2: Oh right, of course I never would get.

772
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 3: Like the like the milk tea.

773
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 2: Right, yes, for me, I love the taste of tea,

774
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 2: but once it becomes sweetened, it's a it's like the

775
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 2: opposite of tea for me.

776
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 3: Yeah. Culturally, I am from an unsweetened ice team part

777
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 3: of the country.

778
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 2: Oh interesting because I kind of would have assumed you

779
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 2: were from a sweetened tea part of the country.

780
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's southwest West, remember.

781
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 2: Right, Sure, you guys have the right idea exactly on

782
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 2: sweet and icy. I'll drink it all day.

783
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great.

784
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 2: Put a teaspoon of sugar in that, and I'm throw

785
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 2: it in the garbage.

786
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm also not a big believer in like squeezing

787
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 3: lemon in iced team.

788
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 2: Okay, So now now we're going to get in a fight. Okay, fine,

789
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 2: you know like the sourness of the lemon.

790
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 3: No, well, I actually prefer My favorite form of iced

791
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,319
Speaker 3: tea is a mint iced tea.

792
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 2: Oh sure, if.

793
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 3: You ever been to Fresh Corn Grill in West.

794
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 2: Hollywood, I have once.

795
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 3: They do a mint iced tea. Okay, and if you

796
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 3: drink it all while you're there, they'll give you it

797
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 3: to go.

798
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 2: Ones. Oh I love a free refill, free refills. I

799
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 2: think we're gonna lose them soon. And I'm so afraid.

800
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 3: You know this is it's it's very interesting because growing up,

801
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 3: I'm sure you remember this too. You go to a

802
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 3: restaurant and you got a court glass. Yes, I got

803
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 3: three pints in a big red plastic glass, enough for

804
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 3: the whole family. Yeah, and you drink half of it,

805
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 3: they bring a new one. And that's how it was.

806
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 3: We never drink water with a meal. We just went

807
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 3: right up to the soda fountain import it right in

808
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:11,879
Speaker 3: our mouths. But now, and I remember the first time

809
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 3: we went to New York and we had to like

810
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:19,760
Speaker 3: pay per diet coke. Oh, and my family's just like that.

811
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,959
Speaker 3: That was the thing. That really threw them about New York.

812
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,359
Speaker 2: Of course, not the whole says.

813
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 3: It was like, you're making me pay per dik and

814
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 3: I gotta finish it, and then I gotta like wave it,

815
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,240
Speaker 3: and I got asked.

816
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 2: For another one. Unacceptable.

817
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 3: Yes, So we found this pizza place called John's Pizzaia,

818
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 3: very famous, and there for five dollars, they'd give you

819
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 3: a picture of diet pepsi, so we would sit down

820
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 3: and immediately orderly.

821
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 2: If you find something like that in New York, I mean,

822
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 2: I'm there, I'm there. I'm trying to think of other

823
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 2: places in New York I'll go for a free refill,

824
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 2: and I'm coming up blank. You have to go to

825
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 2: essentially a chain. Yeah, it's been a minute.

826
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 3: I even't I lived in Los Angeles for like nine

827
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 3: years at this point, and I did nine years in

828
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 3: New York before.

829
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't think of a free refoo place. Yeah,

830
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 2: I remember.

831
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 3: The only place where you could probably get a free

832
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,919
Speaker 3: refill is if you go to a bar and order

833
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,720
Speaker 3: a non alcoholic memory right.

834
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 2: And even there, I think it's gonna be tough. I

835
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 2: think it's going to and they'll probably look at you

836
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 2: like you're insane, like you're getting another soda, so.

837
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 3: It's wow, do you really need another?

838
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 2: The judgment there is really harsh. Yeah, but I feel

839
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 2: like ten years from now, a free refill will be

840
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 2: a thing of the past. And I don't know what

841
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,280
Speaker 2: I'm going to do personally, I'm gonna have a meltdown.

842
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 3: Well, you know, as far as sugar sodas go, it's

843
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 3: still largely made with corn syrup.

844
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 2: Yes, and we grow a lot of corn here. Yeah,

845
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 2: So I don't know.

846
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 3: Let's not speculate about the world. You were saying ninety

847
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 3: We began like ninety years at a in the future

848
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 3: at an estate sale, and I was like, girl, the

849
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 3: country's not going to make it ninety the planet's not

850
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 3: going to make it ninety years on a plane to

851
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,280
Speaker 3: go to Mars.

852
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 2: This cheese will be the emperor of Earth in ninety years. Yeah,

853
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 2: and to rise up and because cheese, I do feel

854
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 2: like you see a crockpot at a lot of a

855
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 2: state sales.

856
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, look, I'm a big believer in a

857
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 3: slow cooker. This is not when you want to actually

858
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 3: like cook things like.

859
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 2: A dangerous product. I'm so afraid to use this.

860
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 3: That's why it's just for Kso I have this exact

861
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 3: same crock pot in my home.

862
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 2: And it is do you have another crockpot for other things?

863
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 2: I do?

864
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 3: I do so many moons ago I did like, they

865
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 3: probably don't do this anymore. I went to go like

866
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 3: give a talk for Pride Month at Whirlpool in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Great,

867
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 3: and I was brought there by like you know, the

868
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 3: DEI right, and they were like, we can We're only

869
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 3: authorized to pay you so much in cash, but then

870
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 3: we have sort of like an unlimited budget to give you.

871
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 2: Heaven Whirlpool products.

872
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 3: So they all so kitchen aid is under that sure umbrella.

873
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:07,800
Speaker 3: So I got like a seven hundred dollars slow cooker

874
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 3: and it has like an attachment with like an arm

875
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 3: so it can like stir wostantly. And again I was Nico.

876
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 3: My husband and I were just starting to date, and uh,

877
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 3: you know, he's on this like big television show and

878
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 3: this big flashy person and not trying to like, well,

879
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 3: I can get cool stuff too, So I send them

880
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,919
Speaker 3: and I'm like, you know I can get I can.

881
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 2: Get all the free appliances I want.

882
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:33,240
Speaker 3: Do you want an appliance? And so he he looks

883
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 3: at it and this is this is very him. He

884
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:40,280
Speaker 3: finds like a one thousand dollars kitchen aid mixer.

885
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean this is I was going to ask

886
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 2: you this because I would love I have a nice

887
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 2: kitchen aid mixer at home, but if I was given

888
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 2: carte blanche with kitchen Aid mixers, I'd have ten in

889
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 2: my home.

890
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he picked out like it's a special limited edition.

891
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,800
Speaker 2: Matt Black Latman's Kitchen Aid mixer.

892
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 3: They're individually numbered because they only make Like, so, I

893
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 3: really want to impress this guy.

894
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:04,280
Speaker 2: I'm really into.

895
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,919
Speaker 3: So I email the people and I'm like, if this

896
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 3: is too much, it's okay, here you go. And not

897
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,439
Speaker 3: only did they send me the kitchen Aid mixer, which

898
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 3: I you know, got to kind of like, yeah, they

899
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 3: sent me two of the slow cookers, and they were

900
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 3: willing to.

901
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 2: Send a budget they've got for this.

902
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 3: I know they were willing to send me like a

903
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 3: washing machine, yes, forget a dishwasher. But I lived in

904
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 3: an apartment in West Hollywood. Like, I didn't open a

905
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 3: showroom and sell these things. I know now, I'm like,

906
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 3: we had to replace our washer and dryer in our

907
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:37,399
Speaker 3: our home that we purchased five years ago because the

908
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:40,280
Speaker 3: people we bought the home from stole the washer and dryer.

909
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 3: Oh we bought our home from They have great they

910
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 3: had impeccable taste. So the house is really well done.

911
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 3: But they were terrible people. So when you when you

912
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 3: buy a home, you set a date that you're going

913
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 3: to hand over the keys. It was we'd had problems

914
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 3: and then it was like two weeks before we were

915
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 3: about to move into the home. And this is like

916
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 3: peak COVID, right, so like life is complicated. We email them,

917
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,720
Speaker 3: we don't hear back. I email them again and they're like, yeah,

918
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 3: we might be out at the outdate, what we might

919
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 3: and then it was like no, ma'am. And then so

920
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 3: what we had done was, you know, there was the

921
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,399
Speaker 3: date of the sale and then they wanted to have

922
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 3: two months more in the house while they finished figuring

923
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 3: out where they were going to live. And we're like, okay, fine, whatever,

924
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 3: And so then technically we became because then we owned

925
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 3: the house and they were our renters.

926
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,320
Speaker 2: Wow, technically, what a hassle.

927
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:46,320
Speaker 3: So the guy wrote back and was like, my child

928
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:51,240
Speaker 3: is had cancer. I mean he had been cured for years. Okay,

929
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 3: but because the child had cancer. He didn't want to

930
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 3: leave the house because of COVID restrictions, and the way

931
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 3: that the law worked was like, you can't kick someone

932
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 3: out of their home for uh having COVID health restrictions.

933
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, So I was, we have fucking squatters.

934
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 3: They're trying to squaw so we had to get lawyers involved. Weird,

935
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 3: and it was like it was such a hassle to

936
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 3: finally get them out. And when you buy a house,

937
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 3: they're like the things that are like included in the

938
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 3: house price and then the things that aren't. So like

939
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 3: your couch is your furniture, but anything that is like

940
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 3: bolted to the wall, like light fixtures or Washington dryer

941
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 3: or like cabinets in the garage, that's.

942
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 2: Part of the house, right right.

943
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 3: So when we were doing this walkthrough, when like we

944
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 3: became the leasers and renters whatever, he was talking about

945
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 3: all these like vintage light fixtures, which they are they're beautiful, sure,

946
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,839
Speaker 3: And he was like, yeah, we can talk about if

947
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:49,919
Speaker 3: you want to buy those from us, And I was like, no, ma'am, sir,

948
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 3: ma'am sir, we own these. These are part of de Yeah,

949
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 3: And like the guy like we're like, you have to

950
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 3: specifically exclude those, and like it was not excluded, and

951
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 3: then he wanted to fire his realtor, which he ultimately did,

952
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 3: and in his realtor, in an attempt to sort of salvage,

953
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 3: it was like, what if I just give you five

954
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 3: thousand dollars like out of my own pocket. And so

955
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 3: we looked up all the light fixtures and they were

956
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 3: like forty thousand dollars worth of light fixtures. Who they're

957
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:24,839
Speaker 3: like really cool vintage pieces. So we're like, no, no,

958
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 3: And if like we come to the house and the

959
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:27,720
Speaker 3: light fixtures aren't there.

960
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 2: A lawsuit called the cops. Yes, they're stolen.

961
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we come finally we get to take over

962
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 3: the house. The light fixtures are still there, but they'd

963
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,399
Speaker 3: taken the washer and dryer, and they had all these

964
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 3: like cabinets in the garage which were sort of like

965
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 3: piece together, right, they weren't like pieces that you got

966
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 3: from Ikia, And they had taken all of the cabinets

967
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 3: out of the garage as well.

968
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 2: What what was the expectation of this person when they

969
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 2: sold the home? Are they not familiar with the idea

970
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 2: of selling an object?

971
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 1: You know?

972
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 3: It was It was so weird. It was like we

973
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,879
Speaker 3: were four seeing them out of their home.

974
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was somebody like holding someone out, like we

975
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 2: paid well over asking you of course during that time period, Yeah, wow,

976
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 2: it was It was nuts. Yeah, there was something else

977
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,399
Speaker 2: going on, something dark. Someone had a gun. They were

978
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 2: holding a gun to these people.

979
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.

980
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 2: Interesting, Maybe it was you. Maybe you're not telling us

981
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 2: the whole stories. Can you force these poor people out

982
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 2: of their house? Took their like fixtures.

983
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 3: After paying them quite over asking price. I gave them

984
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 3: more money than they asked off for their home and

985
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 3: they were like okay, and then I was.

986
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 2: Like, get out of there, it's mine now.

987
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:41,240
Speaker 3: Wow, another crazy little story if we have time, of course,

988
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 3: so the uh it was a husband and a wife

989
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 3: and a child, and we only interacted with the husband.

990
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 3: But after they moved out and we moved in. Every

991
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 3: now and again a package would come to the address

992
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 3: address to the previous owners, which like sure you know,

993
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 3: and she text me and be like, hey, you know,

994
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,439
Speaker 3: my aunt sent a gift for my my son. Can

995
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 3: you you know, put it out on the and I'll

996
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 3: come grabbing like yeah, not a problem, it's a gift

997
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 3: for your trump people don't know you've moved.

998
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 2: But then like the six month.

999
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 3: Mark passed, which is like the acceptable time, yes, And

1000
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,439
Speaker 3: then like every three or four months a package would

1001
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 3: come for her and she would text me and be like, oh, hey,

1002
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 3: I'm gonna not.

1003
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 2: Like you're now just like the post office, right.

1004
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 3: And so after we got to like the two year mark,

1005
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 3: and she texted me to have the like telling me

1006
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 3: when to have the package out for her, and I

1007
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 3: was like, this has got to stop. We're going to

1008
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,319
Speaker 3: be doing this for decades if we don't stop. So

1009
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 3: I didn't respond to her. And then she showed up

1010
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 3: at the the time that she had decided wow, and

1011
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 3: she's calling me and texting me, and I'm like, I'm

1012
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 3: not responding, and she's ringing the doorbell. So our yard

1013
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 3: is like gated in sure, So she then, I guess,

1014
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 3: punches in her her access code, which we thought we

1015
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 3: had deleted from the memory but had not. She punches

1016
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 3: in the access comes into the yard, looks around, doesn't

1017
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 3: see it. And then I wasn't home, but my husband was,

1018
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,879
Speaker 3: so and my husband he's Filipino, and he comes out

1019
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 3: to the porch and because it's like what the fuck

1020
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,240
Speaker 3: just happened, like because we could see on the security cameras.

1021
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,839
Speaker 3: And he opens the gate and she's like, oh hi,

1022
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 3: I'm you know who used to live here. I just

1023
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 3: came from my package. And but like speaks like down

1024
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 3: to him because she thinks he's like yeah, like the

1025
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 3: I don't know. Uh, And she goes and he's like, man,

1026
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 3: this is our property. You have entered it illegally. You

1027
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 3: need to not you need to stop sending your ship

1028
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 3: here because we're done.

1029
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 2: Good for him, How did you react?

1030
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 3: She was like, uh, she like didn't know what to

1031
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 3: you know, she was a white lady who was like

1032
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 3: spoken with fourth.

1033
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:10,879
Speaker 2: She was oh also for her, like what is your

1034
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 2: life that that's convenient for you? Get control of your life?

1035
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 3: I know, but a mess. And it's like and it

1036
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 3: was all it would be like one bra or like

1037
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 3: one pair of ply its like it would be this

1038
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 3: like minuscule style.

1039
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:26,359
Speaker 2: Right.

1040
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 3: There was one time where it was some sort of

1041
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,360
Speaker 3: like tea she brought bought off Instagram.

1042
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 2: Like clearly, wow, what a menace? Yes, I mean whatever,

1043
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 2: good for her ultimately just kind of steamrolling everyone in

1044
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 2: her life. Alright, p H, Well I think we should

1045
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 2: play a game. Okay, We're gonna play a game called

1046
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 2: Gift Master, but I need a number between one and

1047
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 2: ten from you. Okay, I have to do some light

1048
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 2: calculating to get our game pieces. So right now you

1049
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 2: can promote, recommend, do whatever you want.

1050
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 3: I'll be right back. So I'm on the board of

1051
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 3: directors of a wonderful organization called LAD and we work

1052
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 3: in LGBTQ representation in media. Well you probably know it's

1053
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 3: from the GLAD Awards, which are super fun. If you

1054
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 3: would like to donate to our very important work right now,

1055
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 3: you can go to GLAD dot org or you can

1056
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 3: holler at me at z Kerchief on Instagram and my

1057
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,879
Speaker 3: email is just Zkerchief at gmail. So if you would

1058
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 3: like to get if you were a person of consequence

1059
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 3: and influence and would like to get involved with GLAD

1060
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 3: and promoting LGBTQ plus quality, we would love to work

1061
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,280
Speaker 3: with you. Or if you want to give us moneies,

1062
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 3: please feel free to holler at me as well. And also,

1063
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 3: if you are a showrunner and you are staffing a

1064
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:40,919
Speaker 3: comedy writers m right now, I would love to send

1065
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:44,360
Speaker 3: you my samples and be an asset to your team.

1066
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,320
Speaker 3: So hire me and give me money, or donate to

1067
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 3: Glad and give me money. Money means the economy is

1068
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 3: great right now.

1069
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 2: So it's a time where people are feeling very generous.

1070
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 2: Well ultimately, what I'd say, especially the entertainment industry has

1071
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 2: never been better, right There are simply jobs everywhere for

1072
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:08,720
Speaker 2: the take, No, I mean, uh yeah, what a nightmare everything?

1073
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:13,240
Speaker 3: Uh my obvious. My husband's an actor. I'm a writer,

1074
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 3: and my husband has been traveling too far off land

1075
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 3: so much like you know, Atlanta and Connecticut to film

1076
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 3: over the price and it's just really inconvenient, particularly now

1077
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 3: that we have a puppy.

1078
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 2: Sure, a child in infants, yes, of course.

1079
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 3: And uh, my dad. I was going to Burbank to

1080
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 3: pick up my dad. He was flying in to see me,

1081
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:36,800
Speaker 3: and I saw that there was like new studio construction

1082
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 3: around the Burbank airport and not far from here, and

1083
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 3: I like, I immediately called my husband. I was like,

1084
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 3: Warner Brothers is building new studio space. That must be

1085
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 3: you know, maybe it's just for the like the tax deduction,

1086
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 3: but maybe there's hope it's coming back.

1087
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 2: Oh I hope. So I really don't understand what's happening

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Speaker 2: in the television industry. It's very scary. Yeah, listener, what

1089
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 2: can I recommend her promote? Well, I've got to be

1090
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 2: about telling you that we have merch available. Go to

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00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 2: exactly rightstore dot com. We've got merch and you know,

1092
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 2: if you want leave a user review or a listener review,

1093
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:11,799
Speaker 2: do whatever you want to support the podcast. We're also

1094
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,760
Speaker 2: on Instagram. Blah blah blah.

1095
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 3: Do you ever sell the gifts that people bring you?

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00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 2: I have never sold one. I've started giving them away

1097
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 2: at live shows. Okay, because you know I've We've done

1098
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 2: I think two hundred and fifty episodes and that's a

1099
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 2: lot of items to have.

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00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 3: Well, you have a store, we could just.

1101
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 2: Get on there and start auctioning them off or just

1102
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 2: put them on he may. Yeah, that's true. Can you

1103
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:33,840
Speaker 2: imagine the scandal for djer wineger is selling the gifts?

1104
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 3: I didn't want them in the place.

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00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 2: It's very clear. Okay, and everybody donate to Glad. What

1106
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 2: a great organization. Hire Zeke Higher. Television writers in general,

1107
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 2: it's a nightmare. This is how we play gift Master. Okay,

1108
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:53,920
Speaker 2: I'm going to name three people, three celebrities, and three gifts.

1109
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 2: Three things you can give away. Okay, you're gonna tell

1110
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 2: me which gift you would give to which person? And

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00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 2: why does that make pay? Perfect sense? Okay. The three

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00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:04,240
Speaker 2: celebrities today are Number one, dough Chi We love Doci.

1113
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:05,840
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I got to meet her at the Gladaward.

1114
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 2: You're kidding. Yeah, Oh I'm so jealous.

1115
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, she won a glad Award.

1116
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 2: Wow, that's amazing. I mean she deserves a lot of awards.

1117
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 2: I mean the kind of almost Missy Elliott level visual

1118
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,799
Speaker 2: music interaction at this point.

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00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 3: Hers speature is actually fantastic. You can like look it

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00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:20,760
Speaker 3: up on YouTube.

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00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:25,800
Speaker 2: Very inspiring. Oh that's amazing, great, okay. Number two Diane Sawyer.

1122
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,799
Speaker 3: Oh love, where's she been?

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00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 2: Is she dead? I'm gonna google it. Diane Sawyer live.

1124
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:36,799
Speaker 3: Such a fixture in the news world growing.

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00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 2: Up, still alive?

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00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,320
Speaker 3: Great? Uh?

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00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 2: First name, Leela. We're learning something about Diane right now.

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00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 3: I guess it sounded too ethnic.

1129
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:52,839
Speaker 2: Leela Sawyer, Leela, Diane Sawyer, Diane Sawyer and she's seventy nine.

1130
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:53,719
Speaker 3: Oh good for her.

1131
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Diane, whenever your birthday is okay. And number

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00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 2: three the Green Goblin kind of a spider man's nemesis.

1133
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 2: And the three things you'll be giving these people. This

1134
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 2: first one is from a listener. We don't we get

1135
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 2: listener suggestions for the other game we play, but this

1136
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 2: is a rare one. This is from a listener named Ashley.

1137
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 2: The gift is a Hi Ashley, A full hour of

1138
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,760
Speaker 2: watching an expectant parent open gifts at a baby shower.

1139
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,839
Speaker 2: That's kind of an experience. The second one is also

1140
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:26,839
Speaker 2: an experience, which is a near death experience, and number

1141
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 2: three a reusable water bottle. So doci Diane Sawyer Green Goblin,

1142
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,720
Speaker 2: a full hour of watching an expectant parent open gifts

1143
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:39,759
Speaker 2: at a baby shower, a near death experience, and a

1144
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 2: reusable water bottle.

1145
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:45,720
Speaker 3: Okay, I got it, So I am going to give

1146
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 3: the here's the thing, green Goblin. There's also a plumbing

1147
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:54,120
Speaker 3: product called the green Gobbler. Really yeah, that's like a

1148
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,399
Speaker 3: more environmentally friendly version of drainaw.

1149
00:56:56,280 --> 00:57:00,320
Speaker 2: Wow, Disney's going to sue them into the ground. Maybe.

1150
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's a good product. I just bought

1151
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:05,400
Speaker 3: some recently. Hard Yeah, so instead of like plunging your

1152
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 3: toilet when you plug it, which I'm sure you do

1153
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 3: on the regular branch, eating all that cheese.

1154
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 2: My home is just overflowing. Oh that's so cross.

1155
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:15,879
Speaker 3: You can just pour it in and shut the lid

1156
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 3: and like leave it for five hours and then flush

1157
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 3: it on scarn.

1158
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 2: It's like a draino type product.

1159
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's more environmentally friendly, much safer. Yeah, green

1160
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 3: gobbler just pure acid. Yeah, donate to glad and buy

1161
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:32,920
Speaker 3: some green gobbler. They're probably trumpers. I don't know. I

1162
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 3: went and I had to go find it, and it's

1163
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 3: hardware because we can't go to home.

1164
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,919
Speaker 2: Deep word, it's just never ending.

1165
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 3: Yes, we won't have any money soon, so it's fine.

1166
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 3: Everything will just be the barter economy. But yes, so

1167
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 3: the green Goblin, I think he has had plenty of

1168
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 3: near death experiences, right, old hat right, So I don't

1169
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 3: think that is gonna because a near death experience can

1170
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 3: really be like life changing and beautiful. And we also

1171
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 3: don't want to give him anything beautiful. So I think

1172
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,960
Speaker 3: he's a bad guy. We want to torture him and

1173
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 3: just make him watch an expected parent open.

1174
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 2: Gifts and what a guest at a baby shower. Yeah,

1175
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 2: he flies through the window and then he's sitting there

1176
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 2: quietly while the parent is opening the gifts.

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00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 3: Right, and what story the parent can tell their child.

1178
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 2: Of course, what an amazing experience to have this man

1179
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 2: in kind of just armor his hovercrafts just in your

1180
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 2: living room.

1181
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 3: Well exactly, and you know, maybe he can be the

1182
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 3: gift of new life and the joy and love of

1183
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 3: expected parents can have some sort of a transformative effect

1184
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 3: on his heart. And I lead him to Christ and

1185
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 3: to give up his evil ways.

1186
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 2: And what a godfather to have? Yeah, my godfather is

1187
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 2: the green Goblin.

1188
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, you have Spider Man at your birthday?

1189
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 2: Well, the real Spider Man.

1190
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 3: He drove a Toyota gorolla. I once as a child,

1191
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 3: and I'll never forget it. Went to a birthday party.

1192
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 3: But I guess we were a little bit late and

1193
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 3: the like Batman like pulled up and this like jumped

1194
00:58:55,720 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 3: as far and like stubbed out his sick. I was like, Batman,

1195
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 3: that's not the batmobile.

1196
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 2: Batman has hit a rough patch, spend.

1197
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 3: They didn't make him like park around the block.

1198
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 2: Not a great bat He should have known to park

1199
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 2: around the block.

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00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 3: Right, That should probably just be standard operating procedure. If

1201
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 3: you're a character, h and a non public character, you

1202
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 3: know when you're not just standing on the street trying

1203
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 3: to harass people. But when you're a hired character, this

1204
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 3: is professional hum. Okay, So I think that means, and

1205
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 3: I mean this in a beautiful way. In order to

1206
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 3: encourage her art and her growth as an artist and

1207
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 3: a truth teller and someone who brings a new perspective

1208
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 3: to the world, I'm going to give Dote the near

1209
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 3: death ex Oh, I like this. Diane Sawyer too close

1210
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 3: to death. Yeah, yeah, she's had enough.

1211
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 2: She'll get it soon enough.

1212
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 3: I don't want to bother her. She probably has a

1213
00:59:55,400 --> 01:00:00,360
Speaker 3: nice ranch out in like you know, Palm Springs. She

1214
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 3: has done her duty to the country by reporting the

1215
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:07,680
Speaker 3: news faithfully and truthfully for decades. And like I'll give

1216
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 3: you a water bottle and leave you alone, give it

1217
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 3: to your gardener, give it to your grandchild, thank you

1218
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 3: for your service.

1219
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 2: And she probably is. Probably she might be forgetting to

1220
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 2: hydrate anyway at this point.

1221
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 3: Oh exactly. I mean, I will say, reusable toads. I

1222
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 3: don't need anymore. I have too many. I have to

1223
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,520
Speaker 3: buy ten cents, you know, a bag for ten cents

1224
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 3: at Ralphs, and those those raups bags are very sturdy, right,

1225
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 3: And I should remember to bring them, and sometimes I

1226
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 3: even put them in my car and then just don't

1227
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 3: remember to bring them in.

1228
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 2: Of course it's a thing.

1229
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 3: But reusable water bottles.

1230
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:43,440
Speaker 2: I'll take them off. I'll absolutely, absolutely, I think Doc's

1231
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 2: gonna do an excellent job with a near death experience,

1232
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 2: not a death experience, right, just gets close and then

1233
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 2: comes back hopefully doesn't well.

1234
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 3: As it was pitched, it was a near death experience

1235
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,440
Speaker 3: with no risk of death occurring. That's at least the

1236
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 3: way I problem.

1237
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 2: No, absolutely, there's no risk of death.

1238
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 3: So it's like it could be as minor as like skydiving.

1239
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 2: Right yeah, I guess that kind of technically is a

1240
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 2: near death experience.

1241
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 3: Because you are hurtling out of an airplane.

1242
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 2: Right right, Yeah, So I mean sheese today was a

1243
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 2: near death experience. I can't. I could not possibly skydive

1244
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 2: is because you're not allowed to expose your skin to the.

1245
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:24,440
Speaker 3: S when you're outside.

1246
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 2: I probably should at this point. No, my I think

1247
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,920
Speaker 2: I probably would ultimately enjoy it. But my fear is

1248
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 2: that at that moment of about to jumping to jump

1249
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,760
Speaker 2: out of the plane, and you have the person behind you,

1250
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:40,600
Speaker 2: the trait or what are the expert I think that

1251
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:42,920
Speaker 2: the animal instinct in my body would take over in

1252
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 2: such a strong way.

1253
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 3: And you would try to kill him.

1254
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:47,480
Speaker 2: I think of an attack or like cause a thing

1255
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 2: that would ultimately lead to my death and probably their

1256
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 2: death as well, And I don't trust my primal instincts

1257
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 2: to be in control enough. Have you ever gone, I've

1258
01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 2: never gone.

1259
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 3: It's I'm kind of like an venture junkie, so it's

1260
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 3: very much appeals to me. However, I was I threw

1261
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 3: so I was the best man at my best friend's wedding.

1262
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 3: He is a six' four heterosexual honkman From New, jersey

1263
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 3: and so we went to The poconos with like thirty

1264
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 3: hooligans From New, jersey and one of, them the guy

1265
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 3: who got the, drunkest the, fastest and the most often

1266
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:28,880
Speaker 3: tried to start the most fights pete on people off

1267
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:32,080
Speaker 3: of the like the deck, no and like started like

1268
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 3: throwing firecrackers into the. House he was a skydiving. Instructor oh,

1269
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 3: interesting AND i hear he's gotten sober and he's like

1270
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 3: bought in his own plane and he's like doing very.

1271
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 3: Well but the idea that that's the person WHO i

1272
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,920
Speaker 3: would be trusting with my life an airplane really gives me.

1273
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:52,760
Speaker 2: Pause, yes, yeah you don't really think about the professional

1274
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 2: behind the, jump.

1275
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:56,240
Speaker 3: Right, yeah you know you want to think they're like

1276
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 3: fresh out of The Air, force right and then you,

1277
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 3: know highly tactical practitioner and. Whatever but, no it's like

1278
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,280
Speaker 3: probably some twenty three year old they failed out of

1279
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:10,080
Speaker 3: community college jumping out of. Airplanes, yeah, yeah you have

1280
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 3: no idea what that that person might be having a bad.

1281
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:16,080
Speaker 2: Day oh, no thank. YOU i went indoor. Skydiving, Yeah

1282
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 2: i've seen.

1283
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:17,439
Speaker 3: THAT i want to try.

1284
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:19,480
Speaker 2: That somebody gave it to me as a gift on this,

1285
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:21,920
Speaker 2: Podcast FLY I, fly and it was a it was

1286
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 2: enough for. Me did you do it At? CityWalk i

1287
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:27,520
Speaker 2: did it At, CityWalk and going to City walk alone

1288
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,520
Speaker 2: is kind of a near death, experience so it was

1289
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 2: thrilling in every way for. ME i recommend it. Once.

1290
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 6: Maybe.

1291
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 3: Yeah the parking At CityWalk is is, tough, atrocious but

1292
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,439
Speaker 3: it is if you want to go to like DOING

1293
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:43,880
Speaker 3: imax or like a big you, know big sure movie viewing,

1294
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:46,480
Speaker 3: experience or you want to buy out a theater for

1295
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:49,040
Speaker 3: like five hundred bucks or forty people, wow WHICH i do.

1296
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:52,520
Speaker 3: Frequently you, know people pay me, back, right which of,

1297
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 3: Course but like we wanted to go See wicked not

1298
01:03:56,960 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 3: surrounded by? Teenagers right's right for gays adults?

1299
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:03,400
Speaker 2: Only? Sure shall we bought it out and Saw?

1300
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 3: Wicked?

1301
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah or like.

1302
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 3: Guy brandon is a FRIEND i mentioned him, Earlier we

1303
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:10,600
Speaker 3: bought out one and we did a bro.

1304
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 2: Screening, wow this is.

1305
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:13,000
Speaker 3: Great, yeah we did it For.

1306
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:15,640
Speaker 2: Cruella behinding out five hundred bucks does not seem that

1307
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 2: crazy for a movie, THEATER i.

1308
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 3: Know and you can fit forty people in, there so,

1309
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 3: right if you like divvy it, up it works. Out

1310
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 3: but the parking situation over there is is atrocious.

1311
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:26,760
Speaker 2: Parking at a theme. Park, yes it's not for. Me,

1312
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:30,520
Speaker 2: okay it's time you played the game very. Well by the,

1313
01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 2: way we've got to answer a listener. Question. Great we've

1314
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 2: got people sending in voice, notes, emails all kinds of

1315
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:39,200
Speaker 2: things TO i, said no gifts at gmail dot. COM

1316
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:42,480
Speaker 2: i think we'll do a voice note, Today, onalise could

1317
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:45,120
Speaker 2: we hear a voice? Note Hello bridger And.

1318
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,520
Speaker 6: Aalise i'm not going to be telling you my name

1319
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 6: for reasons that may become clear in a, second BECAUSE

1320
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:54,000
Speaker 6: i am looking for your assistance in some ideas of

1321
01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:57,600
Speaker 6: HOW i can exact petty. Revenge there's a member of

1322
01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 6: my family who has greatly greatly screwed over the rest

1323
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:04,480
Speaker 6: of my family in ways that are monumental and indeed,

1324
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:09,520
Speaker 6: irreversible AND i don't want to cause any property. DAMAGE

1325
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:11,440
Speaker 6: i don't want to cause him any physical, harm BUT

1326
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:13,680
Speaker 6: i do want to annoy him for the rest of his.

1327
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:18,920
Speaker 6: Life if you have any, THOUGHTS i thought perhaps that maybe, You,

1328
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 6: bridger have tried to exact revenge on some of your ungrateful,

1329
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:24,400
Speaker 6: guests and maybe you would be willing to share some

1330
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:25,480
Speaker 6: of your favorite techniques with.

1331
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 2: Me thank you so much for your. Help mmmmmm. INTERESTING

1332
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:33,080
Speaker 2: i wonder what happened in this. Situation this seems like

1333
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:36,000
Speaker 2: a genuine. Problem what did this family member?

1334
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:40,040
Speaker 3: DO i that's Very that's WHAT i have to do with,

1335
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:42,800
Speaker 3: money like absconded with something that was supposed to be

1336
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:48,120
Speaker 3: everyone's general, inheritance, right you know? RIGHT i have two

1337
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 3: ideas for petty. Revenge, oh, yes well ONE i SO

1338
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:57,200
Speaker 3: i had a friend who moved in with a girlfriend

1339
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 3: right before the, pandemic, okay and then the girlfriend was.

1340
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:02,920
Speaker 2: LIKE i want to break up with.

1341
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:06,960
Speaker 3: You you have to. Leave, oh and we're talking Like

1342
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:08,840
Speaker 3: april twenty.

1343
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 2: Twenty, oh that's like. Him, Sorry april twenty. Twenty everybody

1344
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 2: had to just stay in the relationship for at least another, month.

1345
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,200
Speaker 3: And she like went and like stayed with her. Family

1346
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:19,920
Speaker 3: And i'm, like, why why does my friend need to

1347
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:21,640
Speaker 3: give up the apartment when you can go stay with

1348
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 3: your family and my friend doesn't have that. Option so

1349
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:27,640
Speaker 3: my WHAT i told her is that she should right

1350
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:30,880
Speaker 3: before she hands the keys back, over she should take

1351
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:32,960
Speaker 3: a massive dump in the toilet and not flush. It,

1352
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 3: great SO i would, say should you go to this

1353
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:40,320
Speaker 3: man's house and visit, him you should encourage everyone to

1354
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 3: not flush and to blow up each individual.

1355
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:48,600
Speaker 2: Bathroom, everybody get as sick as humanly, possible.

1356
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:51,560
Speaker 3: Go and house some taco bell, yes get a Cheesy gordida,

1357
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:54,280
Speaker 3: crunch and then you you give him.

1358
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:57,200
Speaker 2: Head over To. Darryl's, okay that's a good. One the

1359
01:06:57,240 --> 01:07:01,360
Speaker 2: second one is. Glitter oh we're.

1360
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:05,600
Speaker 3: Sand glitter never goes. Away you go and you just

1361
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:08,919
Speaker 3: smear glitter on all of the surfaces of his. Home

1362
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 3: he will be cleaning it out for. Decades he will

1363
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:14,960
Speaker 3: probably die of the microplastics that he and jests as

1364
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:15,480
Speaker 3: a result of.

1365
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:18,280
Speaker 2: It fill up an envelope with that and mail it to. Him,

1366
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:21,520
Speaker 2: yeah mail a. Package this is. GREAT a box full

1367
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:24,080
Speaker 2: of sand with a loose, bottom.

1368
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:27,280
Speaker 3: Don't tell me with a good time.

1369
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:33,800
Speaker 2: He picks this thing. Up life? Ruined any sand. GLITTER

1370
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:40,720
Speaker 2: i think those are two of the anthrax anthrax is

1371
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:44,720
Speaker 2: always an. Option those all feel like a decent petty go.

1372
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:48,600
Speaker 3: Find an infected, cow like get That Benedict cumberbatch.

1373
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:54,120
Speaker 2: Film is that where anthrax comes? From? ANTHRAX i feel

1374
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,960
Speaker 2: LIKE i know where is anthrax.

1375
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,920
Speaker 3: Leg it's not like the bubonic.

1376
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:02,520
Speaker 2: Plague, Now i'm so.

1377
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:07,240
Speaker 5: Curious anthrax spores are formed by anthrax bacteria that occur

1378
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:09,360
Speaker 5: naturally in soil in most parts of the.

1379
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:14,040
Speaker 2: World, okay so just some dirty. SOIL i feel like

1380
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:17,040
Speaker 2: glitter is such a good way to just kind of

1381
01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:19,880
Speaker 2: you could even just dump it in his. Car there's

1382
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:22,120
Speaker 2: so many ways to get glitter into a person's life

1383
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:23,360
Speaker 2: and it will never.

1384
01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:26,559
Speaker 3: Exit, yeah you could also think of this if you want,

1385
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,479
Speaker 3: to because She's she's, like you, KNOW i want to

1386
01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:30,760
Speaker 3: torture him for the rest of his. Life so there's

1387
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:35,040
Speaker 3: all sorts of like fun petty pranks of like saran

1388
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:38,479
Speaker 3: wrapping his car shot, right right right when you know

1389
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:41,280
Speaker 3: that he's gonna like he's running late for, work if

1390
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:43,559
Speaker 3: you can find a way to saran wrap his car

1391
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:46,200
Speaker 3: and then ensure that he's running late for, work and

1392
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:48,200
Speaker 3: then he has a saran wrap car and once he

1393
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:52,360
Speaker 3: gets in steering wheel covered in, glitter, right just like

1394
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:54,240
Speaker 3: make it like a fun thing you do with your

1395
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:57,439
Speaker 3: family every six, months or like for the, holidays you,

1396
01:08:57,439 --> 01:08:59,760
Speaker 3: know like for the, holidays we're going to plan a

1397
01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:03,880
Speaker 3: new prank to prank Uncle. Frank you, know it could

1398
01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:05,040
Speaker 3: be a great way to bring the family back to.

1399
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:07,120
Speaker 2: You of, course you have a common animate at this.

1400
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:08,960
Speaker 2: Point what more do you? Need that should just like

1401
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,360
Speaker 2: there should be like a almost a sure chart that

1402
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 2: every year one member of the family gets to destroy

1403
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:16,800
Speaker 2: this guy's. Life, yeah AND i, said, MAIL i feel

1404
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:20,200
Speaker 2: like sell his, address oh, yeah or email?

1405
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:23,920
Speaker 3: Address oh you could give his address and phone number

1406
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:26,360
Speaker 3: to The church Of Jesus. CHRIST a lot of Day.

1407
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:30,559
Speaker 7: Saints former member sitting right, Here, YEAH i can tell

1408
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:35,080
Speaker 7: what gave it, away and then you, know send some

1409
01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:36,320
Speaker 7: nice missionaries over to his.

1410
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:37,559
Speaker 3: Home could do the same with.

1411
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:41,720
Speaker 2: Scientology scientology is a brutal. One those people will not

1412
01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:45,280
Speaker 2: leave you alone and they. Are they don't pick up social.

1413
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:48,879
Speaker 2: Cues i'll say, that. No And jehovah's.

1414
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:52,040
Speaker 3: Witnesses, yes Though jehovah's, WITNESSES i feel LIKE i are

1415
01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:53,599
Speaker 3: a little more, mild you think.

1416
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:57,000
Speaker 2: So the ones in my neighborhood have been relentless. Recently

1417
01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:01,640
Speaker 2: really it's hard because they're like, nice But i'm just

1418
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:04,840
Speaker 2: leave me. Alone i'm not. Interested. Please this is why

1419
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:06,960
Speaker 2: we have a locked. Fence this is WHY i have

1420
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,000
Speaker 2: a door on my, home.

1421
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:13,240
Speaker 3: Ghett i've only Had jehovah's witnesses like you'll see them

1422
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:15,599
Speaker 3: ount with like a rack of pamphlets on the subway

1423
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:18,360
Speaker 3: In New york or a public. Place they sometimes are

1424
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:20,720
Speaker 3: at lax which is another reason to avoid, it or

1425
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:25,200
Speaker 3: at The. Americana, yes but they're never especially Like i'm

1426
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:25,920
Speaker 3: holding hands on my.

1427
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:30,200
Speaker 2: Husband of, COURSE i will, say if these people come

1428
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:31,920
Speaker 2: to your, door be nice to. Them i'm a former

1429
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:33,519
Speaker 2: missionary and it's a miserable.

1430
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:34,920
Speaker 3: Experience where did you?

1431
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:38,680
Speaker 2: SERVE i was In East? Malaysia oh, WOW i. WAS

1432
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:40,320
Speaker 2: i was supposed to be there for two. Years was

1433
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:43,519
Speaker 2: there for four or five? MONTHS i. Guess then then

1434
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:46,800
Speaker 2: you have a, breakdown et, cetera et. Cetera BUT i was, There,

1435
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:47,800
Speaker 2: yeah and it was.

1436
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:51,200
Speaker 3: HORRIBLE i you, Know i'm so sorry you had a horrible.

1437
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:52,240
Speaker 2: EXPERIENCE i appreciate.

1438
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:54,439
Speaker 3: That there is part of me that sort of loves

1439
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:58,599
Speaker 3: The mormon mission culture because the idea that you take

1440
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:01,920
Speaker 3: an eighteen year old out of high school and then

1441
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,960
Speaker 3: you you go and you teach them how to speak

1442
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:06,519
Speaker 3: a new, language and you give this like impossible task

1443
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:08,800
Speaker 3: to them where people are going to be like mean

1444
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:11,080
Speaker 3: and unkind and they have to figure it out and

1445
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:12,680
Speaker 3: they have to write letters home and they can't have

1446
01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:14,680
Speaker 3: phones and they can't call it all that. Stuff that

1447
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:16,920
Speaker 3: you go and you give them this experience where they

1448
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 3: have to like live by meager means and be part.

1449
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:20,400
Speaker 2: Of a new.

1450
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:23,240
Speaker 3: Culture and then after that they get to go to.

1451
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:28,000
Speaker 2: College, well there's there are ups and. Downs, sure it's

1452
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:31,479
Speaker 2: a little wing, CLIPPY i will, say, yes because they

1453
01:11:31,479 --> 01:11:35,000
Speaker 2: don't get to read anything but scripture the whole. Time

1454
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:38,840
Speaker 2: and while your brain is, Forming, yes it's a little

1455
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:41,080
Speaker 2: a little tough to be like you're a child for

1456
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:42,760
Speaker 2: the next two, years your brain should be.

1457
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:46,360
Speaker 3: Well i'm not saying everyone go be A mormon, missionary

1458
01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:49,360
Speaker 3: but some sort of experience like that where there is

1459
01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:57,440
Speaker 3: an open literature contingency in whatever you, Want, christy.

1460
01:11:57,520 --> 01:11:59,599
Speaker 2: That should be kind of a required thing for every

1461
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:02,759
Speaker 2: eight year. Olds something that's just like you leave hometown

1462
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:06,640
Speaker 2: and experience something slightly more difficult where you're going to.

1463
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:09,880
Speaker 3: Learn and, obviously like so many people have so many

1464
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:13,560
Speaker 3: challenging upbrings here In, America i'm thinking more about like suburban.

1465
01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:14,879
Speaker 2: White, kids private school students.

1466
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:17,440
Speaker 3: Exactly, yes if you go to private, school.

1467
01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:21,320
Speaker 2: You have to be always started on. That but trust,

1468
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:24,559
Speaker 2: ME i, went oh you. Did, yeah well you should

1469
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:28,439
Speaker 2: be off building houses. SOMEWHERE i sho my dad's.

1470
01:12:28,439 --> 01:12:29,760
Speaker 3: Catigry there we, go there we.

1471
01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:32,479
Speaker 2: Go, NO i think That i'm kind of on board

1472
01:12:32,479 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 2: with that. Idea how did we get To mormon missionaries

1473
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:40,280
Speaker 2: from petty? Revenge? Oh, yes send the missionaries to give

1474
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:43,680
Speaker 2: up somebody's address, PHONE i guess ultimately docs this.

1475
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:45,760
Speaker 3: Man, YEAH i MEAN i think that's just the thing

1476
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:49,080
Speaker 3: is like whatever you, know one eight hundred number you

1477
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:50,960
Speaker 3: can sign up with just your phone number and then

1478
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,720
Speaker 3: it just bills your telephone.

1479
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:55,080
Speaker 2: Company, yeah sign them up for free karate lessons at

1480
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:57,559
Speaker 2: one of those they have those, restaurants et.

1481
01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:03,160
Speaker 3: CETERA i was once seeking sort of like nonviolent kind

1482
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:06,040
Speaker 3: of secret ways to get revenge on. Someone and they

1483
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:08,599
Speaker 3: don't have it. Anymore but it used to be that

1484
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:10,840
Speaker 3: if you went to The department Of Homeland, security you

1485
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:14,080
Speaker 3: could sign up for sign up anyone's phone number for.

1486
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:19,120
Speaker 3: Updates oh and so there would be like fire, updates

1487
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:21,640
Speaker 3: and there there's one hundred and twenty, things and you

1488
01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:24,400
Speaker 3: could just hit select all and then the phones would

1489
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:27,120
Speaker 3: just get constantly spammed with all of these updates and

1490
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:28,360
Speaker 3: people had to like change their phone.

1491
01:13:28,439 --> 01:13:29,559
Speaker 2: Numbers you can't do it.

1492
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:32,880
Speaker 3: Anymore but that's another, thing is just to go and

1493
01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:35,760
Speaker 3: sign up his phone for all these people who are

1494
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:37,519
Speaker 3: just gonna like call him and text him all the.

1495
01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:40,280
Speaker 2: Time somebody get in the comments and tell us some

1496
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:42,000
Speaker 2: of these new things you can sign people up. FOR

1497
01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:43,800
Speaker 2: i think we should all have that in our back,

1498
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:50,120
Speaker 2: pocket a way to basically ruin someone's. Life, oh we

1499
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:52,960
Speaker 2: answered the question, Perfectly, okay. GREAT i feel like there

1500
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:55,080
Speaker 2: was a range of, ideas a range of ideas a

1501
01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,439
Speaker 2: whole you, know just pick and. Choose it's a. Buffet

1502
01:13:58,040 --> 01:14:00,519
Speaker 2: whatever however you want to destroy, him do.

1503
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:03,200
Speaker 3: It we'll do, it but like do it in like fun.

1504
01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:06,879
Speaker 3: Ways that don't ultimately hurt people that just are, annoying, right.

1505
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:09,080
Speaker 2: Or watch Kill bill and kind of follow that.

1506
01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:13,240
Speaker 3: Formula on the advice of my, ATTORNEY i refuse to

1507
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:13,640
Speaker 3: support that.

1508
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:20,960
Speaker 2: Idea, YEAH i probably. Do, AH i have my beautiful crock.

1509
01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:23,080
Speaker 2: Pot i've got my gorgeous.

1510
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:25,439
Speaker 3: Cheese, YEAH i MEAN i think it's been unwrapped for

1511
01:14:25,439 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 3: a little too long to be. Affected now you can

1512
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:30,200
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Speaker 2: It's, wow oh it's off. Gassing, wow this room is becoming.

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Speaker 2: to make some, case so may do with a different.

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Speaker 3: Gotta give it a nice little we'll.

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Speaker 2: Do one final. Spank, wow.

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Speaker 3: That's sounds so. Naughty it is weirdly.

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Speaker 2: Great american. Invention, Zeke thank you for the. Gift thank

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Speaker 2: you for being. Here how it's my pleasure and. Listener

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Speaker 2: the podcast is. Over set the crock, Pot start making

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Speaker 2: yourself some. Cheese do whatever you. Want i'm not in

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Speaker 2: SOON i love. You, GOODBYE i said No gifts is

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Speaker 2: an exactly right. Production our senior producer is ON A Lisa,

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Speaker 2: nelson and our episodes are beautifully mixed By Ben. Tolliday

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Speaker 2: the theme song is By Miracle Worker Amy, mann and

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Speaker 2: we couldn't do it without our, Booker Patrick. Cottner you

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Speaker 2: must follow the show On. Instagram AT i, said no,

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Speaker 2: gifts that's where you're going to see pictures of all

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Speaker 2: these wonderful Gifts i'm. Getting and don't you want to

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Speaker 2: see the gifts?

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Speaker 2: Man did you hear?

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Speaker 1: Stuff so how do you dare to surbey me