Speaker 1: Brooking Boys Slice Reactions.
Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, baby free and it's
Speaker 2: Slice time for Brooklyn Boys, episode number two ninety five.
Speaker 2: Are you wondering why it's so dark in my room
Speaker 2: right now? I really am. I'm wondering what's going on
Speaker 2: below deck?
Speaker 3: Over there?
Speaker 2: David Brody? So, while the theme song was playing, I
Speaker 2: made my light, my desk light here that I use
Speaker 2: my key light a little brighter. And when I did,
Speaker 2: look what happened? Hold on? Hold on? A stain on
Speaker 2: my shirt? Should I see that? Yeah? So I got
Speaker 2: a loris back in the darkness. So if you if
Speaker 2: you make the light darker, you know, it's hard to
Speaker 2: detect that there's this stain of nice? Is that oil
Speaker 2: stains like sauce? And I did the whole like lick
Speaker 2: thing you at the Yeah, I did like a by
Speaker 2: the way, slices, you don't know this, but Brody is
Speaker 2: a shirt sucker. I've seen him do it so many times.
Speaker 2: I've seen you waist that ship if it's good. I've
Speaker 2: seen him suck ketch up off his sleeve he put
Speaker 2: The problem is you see that right there? It's you
Speaker 2: can see it because I used the napkin. I use
Speaker 2: the napkin to get most of it off, and then
Speaker 2: I got white little fuzzies smile a little napkin, right,
Speaker 2: so I had to do to suck off like you know,
Speaker 2: like you right, Yeah, exactly, It's like my own shirt.
Speaker 2: I had asked my own shirt. Well, yeah, Brody, I've
Speaker 2: seen him do it on several occasions. He's definitely sucked
Speaker 2: the sleeve of his shirt and like to try and
Speaker 2: suck a stain out on a long sleeve shirt. I
Speaker 2: don't want to get the impression I was sucking a
Speaker 2: short sleeve shirt. That's the stupid Does it Does it work?
Speaker 2: You can get most it's if it's ketchup or tomato sauce,
Speaker 2: you gotta get out fast. Otherwise it stains. Well, if
Speaker 2: it's good sauce, you don't want to waste it. Scary
Speaker 2: your talian, you know, very true. I'm racking up the
Speaker 2: quite the amount of material for the Brooklyn Boys podcast
Speaker 2: episode this week, which is not this episode. This is
Speaker 2: the companion episode. This is slice time, so you'll hear
Speaker 2: all that stuff later in the week. But for by
Speaker 2: the way, our company, some members of our company acknowledged
Speaker 2: that we the Brooklyn Boys podcast may be the forefront
Speaker 2: of using talkbacks on the Arheart radio app. Hit the microphone,
Speaker 2: leave us talk back, and the entire company of utilizing
Speaker 2: the talkbacks for a podcast in some way, right, and
Speaker 2: you know what we get for that? What's that? Who
Speaker 2: gots got gots? Ghoul gots and ghoul who gots? So yeah,
Speaker 2: so anyway, this is not be Italian to know what
Speaker 2: that means. This is not the main podcast. This is
Speaker 2: the uh, this is the talkback section. So you get
Speaker 2: to actually leave your feedback for us only the iHeartRadio
Speaker 2: app and use pressing that microphone and holding it down
Speaker 2: and now leaving us some feedback on the episodes. Okay,
Speaker 2: so if this is your first time listening to the
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boys, yeah, I would normally suggest go back and
Speaker 2: listen to two ninety five and then listen to the
Speaker 2: feedback and then go to zero and listen in order.
Speaker 2: So all right, so here's what we're gonna do. I'm
Speaker 2: now going to plug in and use Look at that
Speaker 2: my brand new Scary Jones microphone. Oh look at that
Speaker 2: it's gold and everything. Yeah, this has got my name
Speaker 2: etched in it, Scary Jones. Very nice. Yeah, they got
Speaker 2: this for me for a combination of my fiftieth birthday
Speaker 2: and I guess twenty nine years in radio Elvis bought
Speaker 2: it for me. I'm so excited. I tried to use
Speaker 2: it at the radio station and I said, you know what,
Speaker 2: settings are wrong? Yes, settings were wrong. I'm gonna plug
Speaker 2: it in right here, and we're gonna use it on
Speaker 2: this podcast. All right. Wait a second, you're gonna unplug
Speaker 2: your mic so he won't be able to talk for
Speaker 2: a minute. Yes, I right, Okay, I'm a gold dipped microphone. Yes,
Speaker 2: your forty seven million dollars sound system. If ever a
Speaker 2: microphone was designed, yes, to work in this sound system? Yes, whatever,
Speaker 2: a sound system was designed to work with a gold mic.
Speaker 2: It's this one. Okay. I can't wait it it sounds
Speaker 2: so like Butter. It's gonna sound like Butter. I can't wait.
Speaker 2: All right here, I'm plugging my god, I'm plugging it.
Speaker 2: Un right, Okay, Scary can't talk now he's unplugged his mic. Scary,
Speaker 2: You ask your own d unless you say something that
Speaker 2: you don't right now. You want me to stay dinner
Speaker 2: unless you say no, no, okay? Is Pladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 2: it's the new gold microphone. Oh my god, you sound
Speaker 2: like you're in a tin can. Wait, it's aluminum cans.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you're like you're in a nineteen forties film. Hello, everybody,
Speaker 2: Welcome to the.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 2: No, no, come on, Oh my god. It sounds like shit.
Speaker 2: It sounds like this is my I'm talking through the
Speaker 2: gold microphone. Oh my god. Now is your sound system
Speaker 2: can't handle the girl? No? No, no, the Gold can't
Speaker 2: even handle me right now? Yes it can. Hello, testing
Speaker 2: the thing is even your boops didn't sound good. This
Speaker 2: doesn't sound right. This is hold on. You know what
Speaker 2: it sounds like when you go up? Do it again?
Speaker 5: Up?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: No, what your hand? This is terrible. Oh do you
Speaker 2: think a refurbished microphone? Is this even a new mic? Everyone?
Speaker 2: Did he get you? Like an old mic? And they
Speaker 2: spray painted a gold What's going on there? I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: it sounds terrible. It sounds like it sounds like they
Speaker 2: got a bargain Brody Basement deal on. This thing sounds
Speaker 2: like the first microphone I had for the podcast. It
Speaker 2: sounds like the nineteen thirties era of radio. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 2: my ballance, Hello, Hello, so it really sounds like shit.
Speaker 2: Huh what if I say this, say hello, testing one
Speaker 2: too here, say Watson come in here right away. Watson,
Speaker 2: come in here right away. All right, this is not
Speaker 2: gonna work. Oh my god, this sucks. Oh you know
Speaker 2: what it sounds like. It sounds like you're the voice
Speaker 2: on someone's shoulder, you know, like, yes, you do right,
Speaker 2: but I'm unplugged. Oh oh, put it back in, Put
Speaker 2: it back in, Put him again, put it again. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we gotta go. Oh no, I want you to say
Speaker 2: we are the Lollipop Guild, but we represent the Lollipop Guild,
Speaker 2: the lollipop guilt. All right, what a piece of shit.
Speaker 2: It's nobody's fault. I mean, Elvis got you a beautiful microw.
Speaker 2: We gotta figure that out.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: That was terrible. Wow, lady gentlemen, this scary Jones called microphone,
Speaker 2: which which somebody else could have bought on eBay. Dude,
Speaker 2: that they got that ship on sale anyway? That didn't
Speaker 2: come with the warranty, did it? Did he not pay
Speaker 2: the extra I hope thirty nine dollars for the three
Speaker 2: year warranty. You gotta figure that out. And by the way,
Speaker 2: that the settings there are no settings for it, that is,
Speaker 2: I mean, if you just plug it in, it's supposed
Speaker 2: to go. So all right, all right, that's like they
Speaker 2: give me the hot girl in a bar and then
Speaker 2: when she speaks, she's like, I you dare when well,
Speaker 2: we'll have to figure that out. All right, precious time wasting.
Speaker 2: Let's get right to the talkbacks here. Thank you for
Speaker 2: leaving us feedback on episode five and before that is
Speaker 2: a spray painted gold, bad built butcher microphone. Thank you,
Speaker 2: nice political reference. But here we go. Don't know what
Speaker 2: you're talking about.
Speaker 7: I fucking miss sending slice talkback for a slice time?
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Scary?
Speaker 7: You missed your girlfriend's birthday? Wow, she must be very
Speaker 7: nice and you owe her allat porn in South Florida.
Speaker 2: Yeah, scary one vacation during his girlfriend's birthday week. But
Speaker 2: I got her permission. My friend got her permission, her permission. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they coined her in the backseat of a car. But
Speaker 2: then again, who has and if you know what I mean, Hio, what.
Speaker 6: Hey Brooklyn boys angels on California?
Speaker 8: But does No, it's not, It's fucking not. It's from
Speaker 8: Washington State anyways. Yoh again on the topic, of the
Speaker 8: fucking kitchen staff tip bullshit. The owners should raise the salary.
Speaker 8: Maybe the workers need to fucking get a union or
Speaker 8: do something.
Speaker 9: It ain't.
Speaker 6: It ain't fucking clients burden to deal with this.
Speaker 8: I'm even gonna talk back because people stop calling Scara
Speaker 8: Jones a bragger.
Speaker 6: Okay, he doesn't brag. He just states about his day
Speaker 6: and his vacation. So if you go to a vacation
Speaker 6: to Iowa, you go into vacation in Iowa. Scara Jones
Speaker 6: is going to vacation in Marbella, Spain. This is where
Speaker 6: he's fucking going. So y'all gotta come down.
Speaker 10: Yeah, this is a message for all of you people
Speaker 10: who trying to school Scared Johns as he needs to
Speaker 10: know area and do the research for a tourist place
Speaker 10: he's going to.
Speaker 8: Not really, this is how I would fucking look at it, Okay,
Speaker 8: And that's just my veteran perspective. If you're go into
Speaker 8: foreign place, foreign country first time, know where the embassy is,
Speaker 8: where the hospital is, and know which neighborhoods to avoid
Speaker 8: this meaning, don't go to neighborhoods where you're gonna get
Speaker 8: robbed being turists.
Speaker 2: That's a great point. Thank you. You're right, that's the
Speaker 2: information that I should know. That's the important. Also, maybe
Speaker 2: know where you're going and what you're gonna go. Say.
Speaker 11: All right, hey, Brooklyn boys, you know who the fuck
Speaker 11: this is. I wanted to tell you guys, especially Brody
Speaker 11: given his musical taste about aggravating conversation I had with
Speaker 11: a friends. I mentioned to my friend that I got
Speaker 11: a really cool death Leopard shirt.
Speaker 2: Research I was just gonna say, yes's scary.
Speaker 11: I can name their music. Shut up, my friend says,
Speaker 11: I don't know. I know old school rock like Queen.
Speaker 11: What and this is a guy in his thirties. This
Speaker 11: isn't some young fuck. Okay, he's mi.
Speaker 2: Well, def Leppard was more eighties and then Queen was
Speaker 2: more seventies. That's fair with a little bit of it.
Speaker 2: There was a Queen movie, but he mean Rhapsody, so
Speaker 2: you might have picked it up. It all depends if
Speaker 2: your parents played Queen or not. They're not the same
Speaker 2: Now they've toured together, I believe, but I know Joe
Speaker 2: Elliott has sung with them, but they're not the same
Speaker 2: genre eras. I think that's okay, all right, thank you, Janie,
Speaker 2: Jamie Jamie from the Boys.
Speaker 12: This is Fern from the Greater Atlanta area, the southern
Speaker 12: Greater Atlanta area.
Speaker 2: I was just.
Speaker 12: Listening to the Slice time this week from Nick from
Speaker 12: I Think Washington State.
Speaker 2: I think that's a great idea, Brody.
Speaker 12: My wife's a teacher and I've been trying to figure
Speaker 12: out how to get that Grammar Police jingle you got
Speaker 12: for her for her classroom. She's an English teacher. She
Speaker 12: loves the jingle, she loves the shirt. Yeah, I definitely
Speaker 12: would pay a dollar forty nine to download that bad
Speaker 12: boy appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what you do? You play the original
Speaker 2: version from Public Enemy Fuck the Police and just sing
Speaker 2: over it like we did. That's where it came from.
Speaker 2: That song. Well, yeah, we use the fake instrumental for that,
Speaker 2: but that's the song it's smart from.
Speaker 13: I ask can you go to Traditionally a w or
Speaker 13: you tip the person that walks your food out to you.
Speaker 13: It's no different than person mc downd's. You get tip them.
Speaker 2: Where's end. Well, if you're a sonic and they roll
Speaker 2: a skate out to you, that's worth a few cents.
Speaker 2: But McDonald's they just turn around and then turn back
Speaker 2: with the tray. That's not a tip, that's not that's
Speaker 2: not gonna sorry.
Speaker 14: I finally got to episode one seventy three. This is
Speaker 14: Unior from Pennsylvania.
Speaker 15: I think it's listening in order. I do listen to
Speaker 15: your your latest podcast drops.
Speaker 16: But Scary God, why do you give Brody such a
Speaker 16: hard time about thank you his microphone and his internet and.
Speaker 17: Blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 11: Then you echo in my ears.
Speaker 2: So bad I end up with a headache.
Speaker 11: But here, I love you guys.
Speaker 2: Well, wait, listen, here's this No, but let me uh
Speaker 2: a spoiler alert. Wait one hundred episodes and Brody finally
Speaker 2: gets a new microphone and I stopped complaining about it. Yes,
Speaker 2: Brody eventually gets a new microphone eventually.
Speaker 18: Yes, Anthony and David David and Anthony Avid Danny from Connecticut.
Speaker 19: Here.
Speaker 18: I want to apologize to Scary for that Billy Madison
Speaker 18: quote I gave him after being so dumbfounded about his
Speaker 18: comments involving the Neverlands and the Scandinavian countries last week.
Speaker 18: I should be blaming the schools, not you. Anyways, I'm
Speaker 18: supposed to be spreading positivity at all times since I've
Speaker 18: been sent by a chap called Yon Mogley to enhance
Speaker 18: slices experiences when listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcasts. Even
Speaker 18: though you're intellectually deficient regarding European countries, I just want
Speaker 18: to say that you are a high tuned specimen of
Speaker 18: physical efficacy. Your caps alone are a bastion of physical hall.
Speaker 18: Your girlfriend in particular has a fabulously symmetrical face with
Speaker 18: clear eyes and skin. She's clearly a master of hydration
Speaker 18: and Brody, don't think I forgot about your son, intellectual
Speaker 18: Brooklyn Boy, you were right about last week about me
Speaker 18: pulling scary Shane about suggesting he visited the city Stockholm,
Speaker 18: al Slow, Copenhagen and Helsey. Thank you anyways, You Brody,
Speaker 18: you always have a studious look on your face going
Speaker 18: over battle plans in your mind. I can tell. Yet
Speaker 18: your forehead is unlined with worry. You have many responsibilities,
Speaker 18: but you don't let it get to you. It says
Speaker 18: wonderful things about you.
Speaker 2: It's a fortune cookie. I don't know it's that's what
Speaker 2: I was gonna see a horoscope. I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 2: I mean, I appreciate the feedback in a medium or
Speaker 2: something or someone to like Yon Mobley, Yon Mobley. Maybe
Speaker 2: maybe he got somebody to analyze us that know us.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I mean know all right.
Speaker 20: Great scary scary, scary scary. Sorry, I have to follow
Speaker 20: up about the valet. It's a question I heard from
Speaker 20: Valet is that if you don't tip the one who
Speaker 20: takes your car, then they don't take care of it, right,
Speaker 20: and they rub forehead grisol over into a bunch of
Speaker 20: other ships. So I give three before and three after.
Speaker 20: You don't worry about that. Any valets want to chime in,
Speaker 20: leave us a talk back if you listen on the
Speaker 20: Heart right.
Speaker 2: He's now assumed the role of host. Yeah, by the way,
Speaker 2: he gives six dollars. Listen if I if you give
Speaker 2: me a Porsche, three dollars is not enough money to
Speaker 2: keep me from zooming that car up to hell day off? Right,
Speaker 2: you know you're taking those turns in that Porsche three dollars?
Speaker 20: Brody, Yeah, I know your kids are older, but you
Speaker 20: might know. There's a lot of great parodies of pop
Speaker 20: songs on Sesame Street to the great David Brody work
Speaker 20: on any of those. No parody king could write parodies
Speaker 20: for them.
Speaker 2: Okay, good idea. Thank you. By the way, Red Lobster
Speaker 2: announced that they're filling for bankruptcy, which is not not
Speaker 2: out of business. It's the bankruptcy that you you you chap,
Speaker 2: you get to reorganize. I so badly wanted to write
Speaker 2: a parody of Rock Lobster today, Red Lobster, Lobster they
Speaker 2: all went broke, but I couldn't because I don't have
Speaker 2: a parody company anymore. But do you have AI you
Speaker 2: can use? You can do an AI parody, yeah, but
Speaker 2: then I have to rely on the But you can't
Speaker 2: do Rock Lobster. You have to just let it do
Speaker 2: its own.
Speaker 18: Ski and Brody Rock and Steve over there.
Speaker 2: I tried to be nice, but it didn't last long.
Speaker 13: So Manny, go fuck yourself, and hete a little song,
Speaker 13: Fuck you.
Speaker 8: Many, you got no coute and you got no class.
Speaker 2: Don't come at me some and I will fight.
Speaker 20: What's your ass?
Speaker 2: Day and night? Fuck you Many from New York. I
Speaker 2: couldn't kill a motherfucker. He gets a point for being creative,
Speaker 2: I guess. I mean I would have replaced the day
Speaker 2: in Night Line with something else, but otherwise a home
Speaker 2: run right now?
Speaker 5: Very nice, hey, Angel, Reggie here corn ideas freaking brilliant.
Speaker 17: Thank you so much for that.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the corn idea is. You have
Speaker 2: to wear now, you got to reset you, you talk back.
Speaker 2: You are now a messaging service for the slices. You
Speaker 2: guys need a slice time chat room somewhere. Yeah, don't
Speaker 2: use this forum because people don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: But you gotta be like, hey, that thing you said
Speaker 2: about the corn context context, Hold on, let's teach you
Speaker 2: all how to be radio and podcast hosts everything and talkbackers.
Speaker 2: Well it's true. Well this is what we do. You
Speaker 2: basically need to reset up everything you hear us retreading
Speaker 2: on a lot of stuff because we always assume that
Speaker 2: the audience is new and they're people hearing that material
Speaker 2: for the first time. I don't even remember what we're
Speaker 2: talking about. As far as the corn, I don't you
Speaker 2: have to give it one sentence context. By the way,
Speaker 2: it's corn maze season in some parts of the country
Speaker 2: corn maze. When did I go through a co Reggie here,
Speaker 2: you've got Angel.
Speaker 21: I want to thank you so much for the great
Speaker 21: idea and the motivation right alongside for today, Gone tomorrow,
Speaker 21: I'm going to start the business called Recycled Corn, where
Speaker 21: I help people in underprivileged countries to do exactly what
Speaker 21: you said, which is recycle the corn.
Speaker 2: There is Is there a shit joke coming or is
Speaker 2: that it? I think that's what she's saying. Got you
Speaker 2: recycle the corn? Understood? By the way, corn mays is
Speaker 2: almost redundant since Native Americans called corn maze, so I
Speaker 2: wasn't a spelled differently? No, well, whatever was it? Good?
Speaker 21: Is Recycled corn already has a sponsor. It's one of
Speaker 21: Scarry's close friends, the Jolly Brown Brandon, not to be
Speaker 21: confused with the other Brandon, who's just Brandon.
Speaker 22: Thank you, Reggie, Hey Brooklyn boys Andrew from South Florida
Speaker 22: here and first time talkbacker. Currently listening to episode two
Speaker 22: ninety four, and you're talking to share about her son's name.
Speaker 22: I had a childhood friend whose dad's first and middle
Speaker 22: name was Donald Ronald and his brother was Ronald Donald.
Speaker 22: I honestly think most of us knew or know someone
Speaker 22: with a name like this.
Speaker 2: That's great. By the way, did you see what she did? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Her name, where she's from? What episode she's referencing? Then
Speaker 2: she reset that we were talking to share about her
Speaker 2: kid's name. Correct, beautiful, excellent, Oh, no crumbs.
Speaker 5: Queen Hey rote the boys.
Speaker 6: It's Caitlin and Mark from be Sure.
Speaker 15: So we were listening to Slice.
Speaker 21: Time and Chad from Omaha had a.
Speaker 23: Great thing slice Ats.
Speaker 5: So my husband Mark.
Speaker 7: Had a great suggestion.
Speaker 2: For a new T shirt.
Speaker 6: It should be like the Rockets, but it says the
Speaker 6: slice ats edits pizza slices kicking like in a wine.
Speaker 9: Great idea, just something to think about.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll take that under advisement. Appreciate it. Slice
Speaker 2: Ats very nice.
Speaker 5: Hey, random Southern God, that's trying to call me out.
Speaker 15: This is Maddie.
Speaker 5: I'm a little unclear on what exactly you think I
Speaker 5: was wrong about, brother, because my facts are accurate and
Speaker 5: Scaries weren't. Scary's geography is not on point. Was my
Speaker 5: pronunciation off? Mayhaps that doesn't make my facts incorrect. I'm
Speaker 5: so sorry that I'm an immigrant and sometimes I have
Speaker 5: a hard time pronouncing certain words. I do apologize. Thank
Speaker 5: you kindly for pointing it out. Dick, Hey, broo, it's Madigan. So,
Speaker 5: in response to the gentleman who was defending Scary's use
Speaker 5: of the cmxt Tuesday word, sir, you are correct slice sets.
Speaker 5: Some of us at least are not offended. Scary was
Speaker 5: right to use that word because she was acting like
Speaker 5: a cemext Tuesday. Scary. I fully support you, and I
Speaker 5: usually don't. Geography is bad, but at least you can
Speaker 5: tell a person's character.
Speaker 2: Bye, hey, ironically mispronounced uh, mispronounced y, mispronunciation otherwise. But
Speaker 2: she did it on purpose though, to choose to choose,
Speaker 2: I don't know, by the way, if the if the
Speaker 2: listeners are the slice ats and we want to make
Speaker 2: them a spoof for the Rockets, would they be performing it?
Speaker 19: Uh?
Speaker 2: Podcast City Music Hall? Maybe? Thanks Brody?
Speaker 7: Yeahs warm was up board. Yeah, I figured just.
Speaker 14: Leave top backs back to back.
Speaker 7: I mean, you guys are always calling out it sears
Speaker 7: going out. Here comes another one by the same guy.
Speaker 6: So oh and I just keep talking all right?
Speaker 2: Talk to you, Thanks buddy. It did sound like a
Speaker 2: horse was galloping.
Speaker 24: Yeah, suh?
Speaker 25: Fuck?
Speaker 2: Hey no my hose silver?
Speaker 26: Hey?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 2: How did I want made it?
Speaker 9: You?
Speaker 27: You?
Speaker 18: You?
Speaker 26: You want to ruin the whole pitch in the three
Speaker 26: fuck are you? Top is up to fifty p fifty
Speaker 26: five dollars fucking smart guy. Mister sterry Joe spent more
Speaker 26: money than there for a fucking tip for a partender.
Speaker 26: He gives him a fucking beer over the fucking counter
Speaker 26: there and he didn't even do shit.
Speaker 2: Fuck you. How about another how about another.
Speaker 26: Topping up dope steak smugging around the World's that for
Speaker 26: the topping mister smart guy?
Speaker 2: Go fucking yourself and it is his fifth character. This
Speaker 2: guy's working on. Is that Yosemite? Sam? Yeah? Absolutely was him? Absolutely? Yes,
Speaker 2: I need a break, all right.
Speaker 15: The Brooklyn Boys podcast will be.
Speaker 2: I mean, you can't put one over on us. We
Speaker 2: just know that I think he knows. We know that.
Speaker 2: We know that he knows that we know. If you know,
Speaker 2: you know, it's like that, Yeah, you know. That's the
Speaker 2: way it is. Huh who. By the way, I just
Speaker 2: want to make a public service announcement. We will not
Speaker 2: be playing any P Diddy songs on this or the
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boys podcast time being, thank god, because I was worried. Yeah,
Speaker 2: in case anyone was wondering, are they gonna play a
Speaker 2: P Diddy song anytime soon? Not a p Diddy, not
Speaker 2: a puffy guy.
Speaker 28: I'm just listening to the podcast.
Speaker 2: This morning, nice.
Speaker 28: I don't even know the football player's name, the kicker
Speaker 28: over there and kick it out football or what not.
Speaker 28: But after watching that video, he didn't say anything disparaging
Speaker 28: about anybody. He was saying that the greatest honor and
Speaker 28: the greatest thing is is being a homemaker wife and
Speaker 28: a mother, that that was the most fulfilling thing in
Speaker 28: his wife's life. Okay, you're continuing on if and everything,
Speaker 28: and that she's the reason that he's successful because a
Speaker 28: good woman behind a good man.
Speaker 19: He did go on to he started the conversation by
Speaker 19: saying that you know, there's gonna be plenty of people
Speaker 19: women in here especially that are gonna have a long
Speaker 19: and great careers, and if that's you, great, But he
Speaker 19: was just saying that that, you know, being a homemaker
Speaker 19: is the ultimate job, the ultimate career.
Speaker 2: I don't disagree with him. All right, hit the next one,
Speaker 2: and you know what, I'm out of that. Think about it.
Speaker 26: I have to go to a matter of work with
Speaker 26: your special fucking order. I have to make sure that
Speaker 26: the fucking pepperoni doesn't cross the butter over to the
Speaker 26: middle balla's side.
Speaker 2: And you don't want to pay for that. Fuck are you.
Speaker 26: I don't tell you how to do a podcast, so
Speaker 26: you don't help me how to do pits. I've been
Speaker 26: doing pizza forever. You fuck you, go fuck it yourself.
Speaker 2: Okay, So now we got a pasqually from Chuck E Cheese,
Speaker 2: and it sounds like he's referencing the fact that I
Speaker 2: got into a little debate on the piece of Facebook
Speaker 2: group because I said it's totally okay to order half
Speaker 2: pepperoni and you shouldn't charge people for a full topping
Speaker 2: if they only got half. The guy told me he
Speaker 2: put up a picture on.
Speaker 28: Ban Me fellas Vinnie from Brooklyn. Again, I gotta tell
Speaker 28: you that headstone thing. I would have told the guy
Speaker 28: to go fuck himself. I would have told him, you
Speaker 28: know what, now, you owe me to fifty because it doesn't.
Speaker 25: Look one.
Speaker 2: Mistake, not me. Yep, that's right.
Speaker 28: What kind of shit is that that ain't married Brooklyn?
Speaker 2: No, I tell you that. And the guy was from Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: That's the part to piss me off. I mean it
Speaker 2: all pissed me off, but yeah.
Speaker 23: Yep, hey, Brooklyn boys is the national Washington State David Brody,
Speaker 23: my man, ah, dude, you're older wife, gentleman in public
Speaker 23: approaching a black female and an Asian female.
Speaker 6: So you need to be like on your tip toes
Speaker 6: when you deal with that customer service you love to
Speaker 6: deal with, Okay, uh, like, oh yeah, I think it's
Speaker 6: an honest mistake. I'm not sure if those two females
Speaker 6: taught your races, but you have to think right away.
Speaker 6: You are older white.
Speaker 17: Men approaching two women of color.
Speaker 2: You said that, yeah, I don't think my age.
Speaker 6: Has minorities, right or whatever, So like you, you got
Speaker 6: to be super cautious about that shit. You can still
Speaker 6: use your high speed customer service tricks, but just be careful.
Speaker 25: Please.
Speaker 17: We definitely, we definitely don't want you to die in
Speaker 17: a fucking CVS over some three dollars return or some
Speaker 17: grape soda that was not cold enough for some shit, right, Yeah, dude,
Speaker 17: just be a little bit more careful, be aware of
Speaker 17: your looks and your background when it comes to public.
Speaker 17: That's the new world we live in, which.
Speaker 2: Is not easy.
Speaker 14: I get.
Speaker 2: He's actually explain what context on this, please, there was
Speaker 2: I was told the manager's name was Asia, and then
Speaker 2: the cashit needed help. I said, I'll go get her.
Speaker 2: She's like, she's over there, so I went up to
Speaker 2: the two women on the floor that worked at the store,
Speaker 2: and there was an Asian woman and a black woman.
Speaker 2: And I went up to the Asian woman. I said, Hi,
Speaker 2: are you Asia something to that effect, and she's like,
Speaker 2: because I'm Asian, getset common mistake, common mistake. But I
Speaker 2: wasn't like, oh, you must be Asia because you look Asian.
Speaker 2: She was closer to me and she had keys. I'll
Speaker 2: still be extra careful.
Speaker 6: Hey, David brought you to your question of the nominal
Speaker 6: she Live podcast and chat interaction. Yes, I'm totally down
Speaker 6: and I'm wellness is not something like super expensive. Uh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: just uh you know, let's you guys. You guys got it.
Speaker 6: I think there will be some slices who would be
Speaker 6: also interested.
Speaker 2: We got what brody, okay, so hold on, stop hitting it.
Speaker 24: Hold on.
Speaker 2: I got a comment on that. He listen. We were
Speaker 2: gonna make it inexpensive, right, like a dollar fifty cents,
Speaker 2: nothing expensive, just enough to you know, pay for the platform. Uh.
Speaker 2: But if you're the only guy who wants us to
Speaker 2: do that, it's five hundred dollars for you. You have
Speaker 2: to make your words out while you gotta get some people.
Speaker 7: Parking up in South Florida. I'm I'm pretty sure we
Speaker 7: all are a lot of us who are involved, especially
Speaker 7: you know, involved in the Israel Gaza conflict. You know
Speaker 7: who you're talking about. If it's Michael Rappaport, I guess
Speaker 7: I understand why you wouldn't bring him on, but obviously
Speaker 7: choose alike. We're going to agree with him. But yeah,
Speaker 7: he's pretty uh, it's pretty out there right now. I
Speaker 7: gotta same with myself.
Speaker 2: We're not here to be polarizing. He will not be
Speaker 2: on the show. He's referencing that last week we said
Speaker 2: we will offered someone that we've had on before. That's right,
Speaker 2: we were, and that we currently pass. His situation in
Speaker 2: public is a little polarizing. Yeah, but that doesn't mean
Speaker 2: that we're normally but that's and we're not taking sides
Speaker 2: on anything here. We just again, we like to keep
Speaker 2: things light and fun and we'll be a time again.
Speaker 2: And if you don't want controversial people on here, would
Speaker 2: we take Diddy right now? Well, you know, wait a minute, now,
Speaker 2: wait a minute, we would tell do we build a
Speaker 2: fan base? Probably we would not.
Speaker 9: Brook Glenn Boys, it's firing from Ohio Love you, guys.
Speaker 18: I just wanted to.
Speaker 2: Goodbye bye.
Speaker 9: There was three centimeters of space between life and long
Speaker 9: on that heads done. Three centimeters is over an inch, buddy,
Speaker 9: I think you might have met three millimeters. Love you guys,
Speaker 9: keep doing that good ship.
Speaker 2: See yuh all right, hold on a second, millimeters is
Speaker 2: smaller than a centimeters, correct, I know how how far
Speaker 2: off it was? Three centimeters? Yeah, it's baillion inch say meters?
Speaker 2: Just look down at your dick, yeah.
Speaker 21: Reggie here?
Speaker 2: Oh boy.
Speaker 21: My coworkers were really concerned because we found some mice droppings.
Speaker 6: In the back of the room.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, but.
Speaker 21: After eating it, I realized it was mostly chocolate sprinkles
Speaker 21: with only a little bit of droppings.
Speaker 2: Oh good thinking.
Speaker 21: The sprinkles attracted the mice, So if we get rid
Speaker 21: of the sprinkles, the mice will leave to.
Speaker 2: Always on a mission to gross us out. Thank you
Speaker 2: so much. Right, by the way, three centimeters is one
Speaker 2: point one eight inches, yeah, which is about what I
Speaker 2: said it was off.
Speaker 11: Excuse me, scary.
Speaker 19: Oh.
Speaker 21: The deeming quality of the Zita pizza is that it
Speaker 21: tastes good.
Speaker 11: Who eats pizza for health benefits?
Speaker 2: Come on? Oh yeah? Clubs on Cobs. She's right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: good afternoon.
Speaker 13: This is Chad from them all and it's gonna be
Speaker 13: protty no scary with Brody today.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 13: Anyways, you know scary. You are entitled to keep the
Speaker 13: slot machine because you did share a solid two solids. Actually,
Speaker 13: you helped to remove her stuff and you accept it to
Speaker 13: be the godfather of her son.
Speaker 2: Nope, that's a different share, different woman, different woman. Yeah,
Speaker 2: share Cheryl and share Cheryl, right, Cheryl, Yeah, completely different people. Share.
Speaker 2: Cheryl shared, but Cheryl's not shared. Correct.
Speaker 29: The computer, on the other hand, since you put it
Speaker 29: in the hands of an opportunistic money grubbing cheap past
Speaker 29: that you know is going to sell it and probably
Speaker 29: already has.
Speaker 2: David Brody, he should share in the whatever he sold
Speaker 2: it for. He should give you some of the money.
Speaker 2: He should do the right thing. I haven't. Okay, do
Speaker 2: the right thing, buddy. You know it's the right thing
Speaker 2: to do, So do it to best produced. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna keep him approval. Yeah, don't think I'm not on
Speaker 2: to Brody. I mean, I know he's gonna take it
Speaker 2: off my hands and it's gonna be up on his
Speaker 2: friggin do imna have a guy waiting downstairs to buy.
Speaker 3: It when.
Speaker 2: The Facebook marketplace. It's not even gonna make it to
Speaker 2: his trunk. It's gonna go right out the door to
Speaker 2: check out my guy to see what day he wants
Speaker 2: me to go to your house to get He's gonna
Speaker 2: give the guy my address, you know, just leave it
Speaker 2: down by your doorman under the name Phil and I'll
Speaker 2: come get it.
Speaker 30: Hey, Brooklyn Boys, Bertie and Scary, Scary and Brody. This
Speaker 30: is Calseu from Texas. I just wanted to come on
Speaker 30: and say that I'd be interested in seeing the podcast live.
Speaker 30: I mean, Scary's got the golden mic. We want to
Speaker 30: check it out too, so it's a win win. But
Speaker 30: I'd be interested to know how much you guys would
Speaker 30: be wanting to charge for that and the times that
Speaker 30: y'all would be recording. I'm in a different time zone,
Speaker 30: so that does weigh in for me anyway.
Speaker 2: Leve you guys, Thank you appreciate it. I need to
Speaker 2: clarify and remind people what I said. It wouldn't be
Speaker 2: watching us record live because we don't have enough advanced notice.
Speaker 2: Like tonight we were like Scary fell asleep and then
Speaker 2: whenever you woke up, we record. That's how we're doing that.
Speaker 2: What I what I said was we Scary and I
Speaker 2: would record the podcast, and then we would set a
Speaker 2: time to post the audio, and then as you listened
Speaker 2: to it for the first time in a chat room
Speaker 2: or something, we would be in the chat room and
Speaker 2: all listening together. So if you had comments or questions
Speaker 2: as the things going on, we could interact with you
Speaker 2: and we could have a conversation, but it wouldn't be
Speaker 2: you watching us live because we never know what time
Speaker 2: we're recording. Well, eventually we may do a live podcast somewhere,
Speaker 2: although I'm you know, I'm not sure it's going to
Speaker 2: be in Texas, but maybe Oklahoma a little closer.
Speaker 18: What's up, brooking, boys, This is manage with Florida.
Speaker 6: My boys just want to listen to themselves on the radio.
Speaker 24: So here they go.
Speaker 13: What's up, Rody?
Speaker 6: Talk to later voice.
Speaker 2: Thank you Now they just heard themselves. Congratulations, Shuy, we
Speaker 2: have this. That's the second and third kids on this episode.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, what's going on?
Speaker 24: It's me again, the old cowboy trucker here one more time.
Speaker 13: You know, old Scary.
Speaker 25: I think that when you were talking about the bathing
Speaker 25: suit that didn't cover your nuts, and you were saying
Speaker 25: that you were looking to give it away.
Speaker 13: I guarantee us.
Speaker 25: All Brody's eyes light up, black flames, money symbols lighting
Speaker 25: up in his eyes, just waiting for you, telling Brody
Speaker 25: you want it and you can have it, kind of
Speaker 25: like that get on the coke commercial that gives me
Speaker 25: Joe Green the coke back in the seventies or eighties,
Speaker 25: I don't remember anyway. He's just waiting to get his
Speaker 25: greeting little hands on that so he can make some
Speaker 25: money on marketplace. And I guarantee when you give him
Speaker 25: the bathing suit with a pubic hairs on it, he
Speaker 25: ain't gonna be giving you any shit about not knowing
Speaker 25: anything about Seed and Gar.
Speaker 24: Indeed, all right, gus take any of the Elsia later audio.
Speaker 2: They're on to you, Brody. They know you. They know
Speaker 2: that everything that's gonna get anything that goes through Brodie's
Speaker 2: hands is gonna end up on Facebook Marketplace with a pocket.
Speaker 2: Your bougie bathing suit's not going anywhere in my hands
Speaker 2: after you wore it.
Speaker 14: Blood bo Hubby boys CHRISTI from Saddlebrook, Yes, the one
Speaker 14: who lives near the park. Brudy, you were one hundred
Speaker 14: percent right on all accounts. I never would have paid
Speaker 14: the Headstone guy. He was completely in the wrong, regardless
Speaker 14: of whether or not you proof read it. Like you said,
Speaker 14: it was a bad copy. And how difficult is it
Speaker 14: to put pepperoni on half a pizza. My hubs loves pepperoni,
Speaker 14: my friends love pepperoni. I am not a meat eater,
Speaker 14: so I get half mushroom, half pepperoni. The oil does
Speaker 14: not run to the other side. That guy was probably
Speaker 14: having a bad day. Sorry, well again, Christy from Saddlebrook.
Speaker 14: And on the third note, Asia, honest mistake, brodek you honest,
Speaker 14: my love scary. All I can say to you is brilliant, brilliant, brilliant,
Speaker 14: well done, my friend scam into the ball, great podcast,
Speaker 14: keep up the good work, Love you guys.
Speaker 2: But she means the way you scam Boney into the ball,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, claiming you knew the manager who's on duty
Speaker 2: that night, so great at Yeah, it was a great idea.
Speaker 2: Thank you, by the way, shit you even the pepperoni
Speaker 2: grease doesn't want to get anyone ney of the mushrooms
Speaker 2: on the other side of the pizza. Black, Good afternoon.
Speaker 27: My name is Dave Brown, and I represent mister Angel
Speaker 27: Jim ANDZ from California, and he has asked me to
Speaker 27: contact you and inform you that he will not be
Speaker 27: able to participate in your podcast for an indeterminate amount
Speaker 27: of time due to circumstances beyond his control. It does
Speaker 27: inform me that as soon as circumstances willow, he will
Speaker 27: pick up where he left off and continue to participate.
Speaker 27: Thank you very much for your attention on behalf of
Speaker 27: mister Him ANDZ and the offices of Dave Brown. Heavy
Speaker 27: great afternoon.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you Dave Brown for clarifying why Angel from California,
Speaker 2: San Diego is wasn't able to attend this talk back.
Speaker 31: All right, guys, is just from Philly episode I Gotta
Speaker 31: Go Scary and Brody. Oh honestly, Robin Brody, I get
Speaker 31: it thinking of her.
Speaker 17: It's her birthday and everything on the trip.
Speaker 31: Yes, she want a bust and magnet or a shot
Speaker 31: glass or anything.
Speaker 14: You're gonna turn it over. You're gonna see made in
Speaker 14: China and what's the what She's gonna order it herself on.
Speaker 15: TIMU for all right?
Speaker 31: Just from Philly episode Part two, I gotta complain to
Speaker 31: the manager.
Speaker 11: So I just finally caught up.
Speaker 15: It took a while.
Speaker 2: I'm very proud.
Speaker 15: I want to reward myself with the present.
Speaker 31: Speaking of presents, I go to the website to order
Speaker 31: some merch and guess what, Hot girl Summer the tank
Speaker 31: tops are sold out.
Speaker 2: You guys, come on, what's up with that?
Speaker 11: When we're gonna get some tank tops back?
Speaker 14: And I want it signed?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 2: All right, Brody, how do you want to hail that one?
Speaker 2: She sounds like a spitfire. Yeah, it sounds like a
Speaker 2: small a small woman with a big attitude. Well talk
Speaker 2: to uh Merchandise, Matt, Matt Merch, Matt Merch, and you
Speaker 2: hear get some tank tops. You heard the woman we
Speaker 2: got She wants that ship autograph. Motherfucker we need.
Speaker 32: Hey guys, Kyle Philly, you guys were talking about roof
Speaker 32: top bars in the beginning of summer and everything. I
Speaker 32: was wondering if uh Scary has a song of the Summer,
Speaker 32: because I believe it was last summer there wasn't very
Speaker 32: many good it hits out. He's depressed that there wasn't
Speaker 32: a party anthem for the summers. I'm wondering Uh, because
Speaker 32: there's a lot of good country songs that just came out. Yeah,
Speaker 32: and uh, you know, I'll be rocking to those.
Speaker 2: So what do you guys, what do you guys listening to? Well,
Speaker 2: a lot of people are talking about the new post Malone,
Speaker 2: Morgan walland collab. I I I had some help. It's
Speaker 2: gonna be a popular song. Of course, you're gonna hear
Speaker 2: it all summer. Will that be the song of Summer?
Speaker 2: I don't think it will. I think something else is
Speaker 2: going to come in And I got to pick my
Speaker 2: pick to click guaranteed song of the Summer, top down,
Speaker 2: roof open, whatever you got, slice time jingle, song of
Speaker 2: the Summer. I don't. I don't think we've heard it yet.
Speaker 2: The song of the summer. It's may. I haven't heard
Speaker 2: anything that's gonna stick. Maybe maybe a dual leap a track.
Speaker 2: I mean, she's got a song called it illusion right now.
Speaker 2: But again, now, the summer song has to have a
Speaker 2: little bit more than it was played the most, you know,
Speaker 2: I think it has to have a little bit maybe
Speaker 2: that feeling. It has to right. And that's the reason
Speaker 2: why I don't think the post wle old song is
Speaker 2: it It doesn't give me the feeling of summer. Just
Speaker 2: Mike and I haven't heard any songs this summer on
Speaker 2: sports or news radio, so yeah, oh, I'll know. I'll
Speaker 2: know when I stumble upon Scary'll know all this a
Speaker 2: great what.
Speaker 15: I'm men boys listening to episode two eighty five, Scary,
Speaker 15: I'm so sorry that experience with the cemetery and your
Speaker 15: mom's graven for Mother's Day and Scary and YouTube. Brodie,
Speaker 15: I'm really sorry about your mom. And I'm sure Mother's
Speaker 15: Day was hard and the show was great. Thank you,
Speaker 15: love you all, thank you Slice for Life.
Speaker 2: Appreciate you, I will say, because I'm able to do
Speaker 2: this at least, Scary is not. I was able to
Speaker 2: give my wife flowers some Mother's Day and she liked them. Oh.
Speaker 2: I was very excited. That's cool, all right, I liked them.
Speaker 2: Next day from work she texted me again, Oh the
Speaker 2: beautiful flower. I guess I could have gotten my sister something,
Speaker 2: but I didn't think of it. Yeah, she's got a
Speaker 2: husband and kids.
Speaker 15: And Briandy know, absolutely not. Would I pay them for
Speaker 15: misspelling that? Absolutely not? Helly, Sorry that happened to you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, same, working up from South Florida about the headstone.
Speaker 7: What I would do is I would give him, you
Speaker 7: have eighty percent, I would give him, said it's a
Speaker 7: lot of money. I would give him the seventy percent.
Speaker 7: Take ten percent off because he fucked up. Now the headstone,
Speaker 7: you said, looks ninety four percent whatever, and call it
Speaker 7: and then that's it. Just say here's the money, take it.
Speaker 7: You're not getting to die more.
Speaker 2: And give at that. Yeah, I agree with that, except
Speaker 2: if I didn't pay the full hundred percent, they weren't
Speaker 2: going to place the headstone.
Speaker 16: Brody Ariel from Upstate New York about the platform you
Speaker 16: were discussing in your last episode. I remember a couple
Speaker 16: of years ago, you guys had some platform that was
Speaker 16: free and it was live and we were able to
Speaker 16: talk to you, and a couple months ago I sent
Speaker 16: a talk back asking about it. I don't know why
Speaker 16: you guys never received the talk back, but I am
Speaker 16: interested in it. Well, i'll even pay.
Speaker 2: No, that's that's a moot point because we've severed ties
Speaker 2: with them. But it's not what it used to. It's
Speaker 2: not what it was. They tried for a minute, it
Speaker 2: never happened for them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good enough for doing this chuck for Millinois, and uh,
Speaker 3: I won't say that. I'll say Road is wrong, because
Speaker 3: if you're gonna sell a record, all you gotta do
Speaker 3: is say you're gonna sell a record. You don't say
Speaker 3: a record album. That sounds kind of renumbed. That And
Speaker 3: if you assist the same album, you're gonna say, I'm
Speaker 3: all sell a music album, not a record album.
Speaker 2: I think scary is right. Road is wrong.
Speaker 13: That's all I got to say.
Speaker 2: Thank you sell a record? What size is it? There's
Speaker 2: multiple sizes of records, only one size is an album?
Speaker 27: Wrong?
Speaker 2: No, you're wrong. If you found this guy voice number seven,
Speaker 2: who's wrong? Also?
Speaker 4: Hey, come, boy's many here. I have to agree with Reggie.
Speaker 4: He used to be that, used to be able to
Speaker 4: walk in with a five dollar bill and a grocery
Speaker 4: store and buy a sandwich, a potato chip of pringles
Speaker 4: and a soda and another drink and still.
Speaker 2: Walks out like four dollars left.
Speaker 4: But today's day is there are cameras, so yeah, reen
Speaker 4: cameras ruined everything. A regular cameras just kidding, never steal.
Speaker 2: He's doing for jokes. Thank you so much? There?
Speaker 24: All right here, let me see guys, you're saying that
Speaker 24: people that get offended for other people are snowflakes and carrins. Okay,
Speaker 24: so all the people, all the slashes, they've got offended,
Speaker 24: that scary got mistreated at the bar by the sea lady,
Speaker 24: they're all snowflakes and Karens and Brody.
Speaker 2: He got offended because people prop the sea word.
Speaker 24: So I guess he's a snowflake and a Karen.
Speaker 13: Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow.
Speaker 2: Wow. We are slap happy here. Those are yourn Those
Speaker 2: are your talkbacks. Thank you slices, and please continue to
Speaker 2: uh leave feedback on what we talked about, yes, you know,
Speaker 2: and be concise. Also be upbeat, you know a little
Speaker 2: bit if you're gonna call up and be like, I
Speaker 2: just what else? Yeah, let's let's pick up the pace
Speaker 2: that people otherwise. This is a good episode. It was fun,
Speaker 2: A lot of fun, a lot of fun on this one.
Speaker 2: We got seven voices from uh you know who, some
Speaker 2: new ones got a lawyer call on the show. Now,
Speaker 2: keep it tight, keep it right. We're getting more talkbacks
Speaker 2: than ever. We're gonna have to start. Do I dare
Speaker 2: say editing this? No, I'm just saying love you guys.
Speaker 2: So the Summer Podcast Craig It, I'm down on your car,
Speaker 2: hair blowing in the way in your eighty five iron z.
Speaker 33: You know my reactions this pockets all depends on you,
Speaker 33: Babycise time
Speaker 2: Free Jazzer