WEBVTT - The "Flesh Flavored" Vegan Burger...

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<v Speaker 1>Let's don't be a dusty because right now you want

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<v Speaker 1>some real It's time for Donkey of the day. So

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<v Speaker 1>if we ever feel I need to be a donkey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>give me with the heat. Did she get please me?

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<v Speaker 1>I had become donkey of the day the breakfast club. Bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a donkey, Oh Lord, have mercy. Donkey of to

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<v Speaker 1>day for Wednesday, June twenty nine, for my born day,

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<v Speaker 1>big cancer energy, dropping a clues bomb for me and

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<v Speaker 1>all the cancers out there, Red dropping a clues bomb

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<v Speaker 1>for yourself? Is your born day to day too? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>You see me out here with my shorts above my knees.

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<v Speaker 1>Now when I sit down, they ride up right all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. Meat is out. Get a close up, Nick,

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<v Speaker 1>get a closer for the easts. Nick. Okay, Let the

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<v Speaker 1>street see this thumb meat okay, and become looking at

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<v Speaker 1>my No, come here, man, Do my thighs make you hungry? Look? Look? Look, look,

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<v Speaker 1>look look do my thighs. Do my thighs make your

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<v Speaker 1>mouth water? Did they make your stomach growl? No? If

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<v Speaker 1>the answer is yes, you're not gay? Are cannibal? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to what I said. I said, do my thighs

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<v Speaker 1>make your mouth water and your stomach growl. Those are

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<v Speaker 1>signs of hunger. So if you see this thigh meat

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<v Speaker 1>I'm showing and you got hungry, you're a cannibal and

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<v Speaker 1>you want to eat me? Okay, Oh, don't think that

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<v Speaker 1>they're on people out here who desire it taste the

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<v Speaker 1>human flesh, because they're absolutely is. People out here desire

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<v Speaker 1>to taste the human flesh. And that is why we

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<v Speaker 1>are here today because the curve that hunger. This sweetest

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<v Speaker 1>plant based company called oomp has created a fresh flesh,

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<v Speaker 1>flesh flavored burger. Did you hear what I just said?

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<v Speaker 1>I said for all you cannibals, who I guess the

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<v Speaker 1>unturned vegan. The sweetest plant based food brand has created

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<v Speaker 1>a flesh flavored burger. I can't make this kind of

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<v Speaker 1>stuff up. Would you'd like to hear the commercial for it?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll here you go, will term plants into any mouth

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<v Speaker 1>watering meat? You can imagine this Halloween, who bring you

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<v Speaker 1>the scariest plant based food ever? Plants based human needs.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a be scary, but relax because it's plant based,

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<v Speaker 1>no human needs, plant based burger. Do you dare to

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<v Speaker 1>taste it? Wholly available this Halloween because otherwise it would

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<v Speaker 1>be creepy. Oh it's it's not creepy any other day.

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<v Speaker 1>It's what are you talking about? This flesh flavored burger

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<v Speaker 1>won a Silver Brand Experience Award at the Cannes Lions

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<v Speaker 1>Festival of Creativity last week. That's where I was at.

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<v Speaker 1>I was at the cans Lions Festival of Creativity and Canns,

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<v Speaker 1>France last week, representing my company's Black effecting my amazing

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<v Speaker 1>partners here at iHeartRadio, and they had all these activations,

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<v Speaker 1>amazing activations, you know. I spoke on some panels with

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<v Speaker 1>my good sister Dolly Bishop. I learned a lot. But

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<v Speaker 1>if I would have known about this this activation, I

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<v Speaker 1>would have stopped by. And the reason I would have

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<v Speaker 1>stopped by because I need to know who are these

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<v Speaker 1>humans who have actually eaten other humans to know that

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<v Speaker 1>this plant based burger actually taste like human flesh. See.

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<v Speaker 1>I experiment with plant based things, So if someone gives

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<v Speaker 1>me plant based chicken plant based beef, I clearly have

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<v Speaker 1>eaten real beef and eating real chicken to know what

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<v Speaker 1>it tastes like. Who it is individuals walking around this

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<v Speaker 1>third rock from the Sun with us who have eaten

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<v Speaker 1>actual humans to know this own burger that tastes like

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<v Speaker 1>human flesh. Slaps. Okay, Now for all the cannibals listening, sleuth,

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<v Speaker 1>all the cannibals who listened to the Breakfast Club. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're concerned the special edition plant based human flesh isn't

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<v Speaker 1>realistic enough, do not fear. A spokesperson said they've done

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<v Speaker 1>their best to make sure it's as lifelike as possible,

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<v Speaker 1>crafting it from soya which I've never heard of, mushrooms

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<v Speaker 1>and wheat protein, as well as plant based fats, and

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<v Speaker 1>a mysterious I mix, mysterious spice mix. As if the

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<v Speaker 1>human flesh y'all was eating wasn't mysterious enough. This is

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<v Speaker 1>why another eight mystery meat. Who in this room was

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<v Speaker 1>ever eight meat that was labeled a mystery Raise your hands, nobody. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's lying. The conspiracy theorists in me is saying they

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<v Speaker 1>are making this plant based human flesh tasting meat to

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<v Speaker 1>confuse the zombies. Okay, when the zombie apocalypse happens, you

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<v Speaker 1>throw some of that plant based human flesh of them.

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<v Speaker 1>It might keep them off fuss. But the conspiracy theorists

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<v Speaker 1>in me is always believed that mystery meat was human flesh.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, somebody tells me it's mystery meat, I ask,

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<v Speaker 1>why is it a devil damn mystery? What secret are

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<v Speaker 1>you keeping? You can't tell me what type of meat

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<v Speaker 1>this is because you know it's jamala tyrone? All right.

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<v Speaker 1>I truly believe that a lot of these people go

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<v Speaker 1>missing because in this world there are humans who have

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<v Speaker 1>a literal hunger for other humans. And don't think for

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<v Speaker 1>one second, don't think for one second that we roll

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<v Speaker 1>v you weight overturned, and you're forced to women to

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<v Speaker 1>have babies they can't afford to have. They won't be

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<v Speaker 1>concealing their pregnancies, carrying these babies, determ having them, and

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<v Speaker 1>selling the flesh on the black market for these animals

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<v Speaker 1>to have their human versions reveal. I'm sorry my brain

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<v Speaker 1>works this way, but it just does. Okay, I think

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<v Speaker 1>this company needs to be investigated, all right. That scary

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<v Speaker 1>ass advertisement that was released on Halloween Eve in twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one, does that not sound like the Devil is busy?

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<v Speaker 1>And the fact that a spokesperson had to say no

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<v Speaker 1>humans were injured in the development of this product. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because they came to you already dead. All right. You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't injure them to eat them, but somebody did. If

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<v Speaker 1>you have to tell people no humans were injured in

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<v Speaker 1>the development of this product, then guess what. Some humans

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<v Speaker 1>were probably injured in the development of this product. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is one of those mornings when I wish we

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<v Speaker 1>was on TV. All right, but we're gonna put this

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<v Speaker 1>on YouTube later. Nick, you have to put the commercial

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<v Speaker 1>into this Donkey of the day, okay, because you have

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<v Speaker 1>to see this commercial to people have to see this commercial.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a It's a dimly lit hallway with a figure

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<v Speaker 1>walking towards the doorway, and then this cook preparing some meat.

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<v Speaker 1>And on the screen it flashes plant based human flesh

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<v Speaker 1>and then't the words be scared, and then the words relax,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it Dare's view was tasted. This is going

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<v Speaker 1>to do one of two things. Either help cannibals who

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<v Speaker 1>have turned vegan are make people who never had real

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<v Speaker 1>human flesh eat this and then wonder what real humans

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<v Speaker 1>taste like. Oh oh oh, y'all think the hoochie daddy

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<v Speaker 1>phenomenon on social media is a coincidence. No, they setting

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<v Speaker 1>you up. They got you out here showing off your

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<v Speaker 1>thighs because they're looking for their next meal. Now we

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<v Speaker 1>have the audio from the chef and a co founder

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<v Speaker 1>of this company, and Ken Lyndon, let's hear what you

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<v Speaker 1>had to say. We can make oo taste like enemy.

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<v Speaker 1>You can ever imagine this Halloween. We have challenged ourself.

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<v Speaker 1>We have stepped it up and the most scary thought

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<v Speaker 1>we have actually never taste the really dreman meat. That's mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's too crazy to life. Yeah, so what we have

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<v Speaker 1>done and we have research loft. I went into to

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<v Speaker 1>my kitchen and start to see how close I could come.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we're having so profeing last room sweet profing,

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<v Speaker 1>some stark and some secret spicing. I'm pricking off telling

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<v Speaker 1>the world it's so it's a good burger, that man said.

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<v Speaker 1>The developing of a plant based burger that tastes of

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<v Speaker 1>human meat was exciting and a little bit scary. Scary

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<v Speaker 1>for who I'm the one who is scared because there's

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<v Speaker 1>people on this planet actually eating people, because how else

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<v Speaker 1>would they know that this plant based burger actually tastes

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<v Speaker 1>like humans. I don't know what's going on in this

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<v Speaker 1>world people, but we better pay attention. And I also

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<v Speaker 1>want you to know this. If you eat ass, you're

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<v Speaker 1>flirting with being a cannible. He'll shut up. Man, Please

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<v Speaker 1>give this company the biggest he hall. Now it's four

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<v Speaker 1>people in this room, mother than me, DJ nv Red,

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<v Speaker 1>who's also celebrating the b it's not Nicar cameraman in

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<v Speaker 1>Brandon that it is so disrespectful that you did not

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<v Speaker 1>see Brandon. If he's the darkest brother in this room,

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<v Speaker 1>that's our god, that's our brother. Are from gdan, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't see the breakfast cause that's disrespect I didn't see it.

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<v Speaker 1>How many times if the light's been off, Brandon people

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<v Speaker 1>say they couldn't and they told exactly that's disrespectful. Now

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<v Speaker 1>who in here has ever thought about eating another human?

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<v Speaker 1>Like actually consuming them? Like? But okay, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>never mind, all right, I'm just saying, y'all need to

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<v Speaker 1>stay walk out here, people. All right, it's going down

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<v Speaker 1>in these streets. All right, y'all think this hohuci daddy

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<v Speaker 1>short thing is some type of social media phenomenon. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they're sizing up their meals for the summer. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well, thank you for that donkey of today.

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Angelie is out. We're just gonna do our best,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're gonna do at promising you nothing. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>an expert or anything to you. Happy birthday, Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very Carla, thank you, Happy birthday to thank y'all very much.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate the white people here at I heeart. You

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<v Speaker 1>know they were white because they weren't thinking the Stevie

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<v Speaker 1>one version of happy version. Hey there you gonna see it.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy birthday too, ye, Happy birthday, Thank y'all very much.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it. Oh my goodness, Stevie, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you all right, get out here. If I cry,

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<v Speaker 1>come okay. You know I'm sensitive, I'm tender. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean. The Breakfast Club