1
00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,760
Speaker 1: Let's don't be a dusty because right now you want

2
00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:07,400
Speaker 1: some real It's time for Donkey of the day. So

3
00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,319
Speaker 1: if we ever feel I need to be a donkey, man,

4
00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:13,360
Speaker 1: give me with the heat. Did she get please me?

5
00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:17,840
Speaker 1: I had become donkey of the day the breakfast club. Bitch,

6
00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:22,000
Speaker 1: you're a donkey, Oh Lord, have mercy. Donkey of to

7
00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:24,960
Speaker 1: day for Wednesday, June twenty nine, for my born day,

8
00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:27,360
Speaker 1: big cancer energy, dropping a clues bomb for me and

9
00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,000
Speaker 1: all the cancers out there, Red dropping a clues bomb

10
00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:33,600
Speaker 1: for yourself? Is your born day to day too? Okay?

11
00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,080
Speaker 1: You see me out here with my shorts above my knees.

12
00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,520
Speaker 1: Now when I sit down, they ride up right all

13
00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,559
Speaker 1: the time. Meat is out. Get a close up, Nick,

14
00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,080
Speaker 1: get a closer for the easts. Nick. Okay, Let the

15
00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,800
Speaker 1: street see this thumb meat okay, and become looking at

16
00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:49,599
Speaker 1: my No, come here, man, Do my thighs make you hungry? Look? Look? Look, look,

17
00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:53,200
Speaker 1: look look do my thighs. Do my thighs make your

18
00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:57,120
Speaker 1: mouth water? Did they make your stomach growl? No? If

19
00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:01,160
Speaker 1: the answer is yes, you're not gay? Are cannibal? Okay?

20
00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:02,840
Speaker 1: Listen to what I said. I said, do my thighs

21
00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,440
Speaker 1: make your mouth water and your stomach growl. Those are

22
00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,959
Speaker 1: signs of hunger. So if you see this thigh meat

23
00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,760
Speaker 1: I'm showing and you got hungry, you're a cannibal and

24
00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,520
Speaker 1: you want to eat me? Okay, Oh, don't think that

25
00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,840
Speaker 1: they're on people out here who desire it taste the

26
00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:20,160
Speaker 1: human flesh, because they're absolutely is. People out here desire

27
00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,399
Speaker 1: to taste the human flesh. And that is why we

28
00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:26,800
Speaker 1: are here today because the curve that hunger. This sweetest

29
00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:33,959
Speaker 1: plant based company called oomp has created a fresh flesh,

30
00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:37,880
Speaker 1: flesh flavored burger. Did you hear what I just said?

31
00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,320
Speaker 1: I said for all you cannibals, who I guess the

32
00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:44,319
Speaker 1: unturned vegan. The sweetest plant based food brand has created

33
00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,039
Speaker 1: a flesh flavored burger. I can't make this kind of

34
00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,200
Speaker 1: stuff up. Would you'd like to hear the commercial for it?

35
00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:58,040
Speaker 1: We'll here you go, will term plants into any mouth

36
00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:06,240
Speaker 1: watering meat? You can imagine this Halloween, who bring you

37
00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:16,480
Speaker 1: the scariest plant based food ever? Plants based human needs.

38
00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:22,360
Speaker 1: He's a be scary, but relax because it's plant based,

39
00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:26,959
Speaker 1: no human needs, plant based burger. Do you dare to

40
00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:32,400
Speaker 1: taste it? Wholly available this Halloween because otherwise it would

41
00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:37,000
Speaker 1: be creepy. Oh it's it's not creepy any other day.

42
00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,919
Speaker 1: It's what are you talking about? This flesh flavored burger

43
00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:45,919
Speaker 1: won a Silver Brand Experience Award at the Cannes Lions

44
00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,960
Speaker 1: Festival of Creativity last week. That's where I was at.

45
00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,000
Speaker 1: I was at the cans Lions Festival of Creativity and Canns,

46
00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:56,160
Speaker 1: France last week, representing my company's Black effecting my amazing

47
00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,600
Speaker 1: partners here at iHeartRadio, and they had all these activations,

48
00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:00,959
Speaker 1: amazing activations, you know. I spoke on some panels with

49
00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,400
Speaker 1: my good sister Dolly Bishop. I learned a lot. But

50
00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:07,320
Speaker 1: if I would have known about this this activation, I

51
00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,600
Speaker 1: would have stopped by. And the reason I would have

52
00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,359
Speaker 1: stopped by because I need to know who are these

53
00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,560
Speaker 1: humans who have actually eaten other humans to know that

54
00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:18,760
Speaker 1: this plant based burger actually taste like human flesh. See.

55
00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,720
Speaker 1: I experiment with plant based things, So if someone gives

56
00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,440
Speaker 1: me plant based chicken plant based beef, I clearly have

57
00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,840
Speaker 1: eaten real beef and eating real chicken to know what

58
00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:30,320
Speaker 1: it tastes like. Who it is individuals walking around this

59
00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,880
Speaker 1: third rock from the Sun with us who have eaten

60
00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:36,880
Speaker 1: actual humans to know this own burger that tastes like

61
00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:42,000
Speaker 1: human flesh. Slaps. Okay, Now for all the cannibals listening, sleuth,

62
00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,760
Speaker 1: all the cannibals who listened to the Breakfast Club. If

63
00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:47,240
Speaker 1: you're concerned the special edition plant based human flesh isn't

64
00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,160
Speaker 1: realistic enough, do not fear. A spokesperson said they've done

65
00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,400
Speaker 1: their best to make sure it's as lifelike as possible,

66
00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,880
Speaker 1: crafting it from soya which I've never heard of, mushrooms

67
00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:58,280
Speaker 1: and wheat protein, as well as plant based fats, and

68
00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:03,560
Speaker 1: a mysterious I mix, mysterious spice mix. As if the

69
00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,320
Speaker 1: human flesh y'all was eating wasn't mysterious enough. This is

70
00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,120
Speaker 1: why another eight mystery meat. Who in this room was

71
00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:12,760
Speaker 1: ever eight meat that was labeled a mystery Raise your hands, nobody. Okay,

72
00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,680
Speaker 1: somebody's lying. The conspiracy theorists in me is saying they

73
00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:18,400
Speaker 1: are making this plant based human flesh tasting meat to

74
00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,839
Speaker 1: confuse the zombies. Okay, when the zombie apocalypse happens, you

75
00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:23,640
Speaker 1: throw some of that plant based human flesh of them.

76
00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:26,280
Speaker 1: It might keep them off fuss. But the conspiracy theorists

77
00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:28,880
Speaker 1: in me is always believed that mystery meat was human flesh.

78
00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:32,080
Speaker 1: All Right, somebody tells me it's mystery meat, I ask,

79
00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,400
Speaker 1: why is it a devil damn mystery? What secret are

80
00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,599
Speaker 1: you keeping? You can't tell me what type of meat

81
00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:40,680
Speaker 1: this is because you know it's jamala tyrone? All right.

82
00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,479
Speaker 1: I truly believe that a lot of these people go

83
00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,800
Speaker 1: missing because in this world there are humans who have

84
00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:46,960
Speaker 1: a literal hunger for other humans. And don't think for

85
00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,120
Speaker 1: one second, don't think for one second that we roll

86
00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,280
Speaker 1: v you weight overturned, and you're forced to women to

87
00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,400
Speaker 1: have babies they can't afford to have. They won't be

88
00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:58,039
Speaker 1: concealing their pregnancies, carrying these babies, determ having them, and

89
00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,400
Speaker 1: selling the flesh on the black market for these animals

90
00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,560
Speaker 1: to have their human versions reveal. I'm sorry my brain

91
00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,600
Speaker 1: works this way, but it just does. Okay, I think

92
00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:09,000
Speaker 1: this company needs to be investigated, all right. That scary

93
00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:12,000
Speaker 1: ass advertisement that was released on Halloween Eve in twenty

94
00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,960
Speaker 1: twenty one, does that not sound like the Devil is busy?

95
00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:18,080
Speaker 1: And the fact that a spokesperson had to say no

96
00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,440
Speaker 1: humans were injured in the development of this product. Yeah,

97
00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,960
Speaker 1: because they came to you already dead. All right. You

98
00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,480
Speaker 1: didn't injure them to eat them, but somebody did. If

99
00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,719
Speaker 1: you have to tell people no humans were injured in

100
00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:31,080
Speaker 1: the development of this product, then guess what. Some humans

101
00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,880
Speaker 1: were probably injured in the development of this product. Okay,

102
00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,080
Speaker 1: this is one of those mornings when I wish we

103
00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,040
Speaker 1: was on TV. All right, but we're gonna put this

104
00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,400
Speaker 1: on YouTube later. Nick, you have to put the commercial

105
00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,240
Speaker 1: into this Donkey of the day, okay, because you have

106
00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:44,360
Speaker 1: to see this commercial to people have to see this commercial.

107
00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,200
Speaker 1: It's a It's a dimly lit hallway with a figure

108
00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:50,320
Speaker 1: walking towards the doorway, and then this cook preparing some meat.

109
00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:54,599
Speaker 1: And on the screen it flashes plant based human flesh

110
00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:58,080
Speaker 1: and then't the words be scared, and then the words relax,

111
00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:01,599
Speaker 1: and then it Dare's view was tasted. This is going

112
00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,839
Speaker 1: to do one of two things. Either help cannibals who

113
00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:08,040
Speaker 1: have turned vegan are make people who never had real

114
00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:12,200
Speaker 1: human flesh eat this and then wonder what real humans

115
00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:17,440
Speaker 1: taste like. Oh oh oh, y'all think the hoochie daddy

116
00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:21,440
Speaker 1: phenomenon on social media is a coincidence. No, they setting

117
00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,560
Speaker 1: you up. They got you out here showing off your

118
00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:28,240
Speaker 1: thighs because they're looking for their next meal. Now we

119
00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:30,480
Speaker 1: have the audio from the chef and a co founder

120
00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,720
Speaker 1: of this company, and Ken Lyndon, let's hear what you

121
00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:36,320
Speaker 1: had to say. We can make oo taste like enemy.

122
00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:41,080
Speaker 1: You can ever imagine this Halloween. We have challenged ourself.

123
00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:44,839
Speaker 1: We have stepped it up and the most scary thought

124
00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:50,960
Speaker 1: we have actually never taste the really dreman meat. That's mean,

125
00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,919
Speaker 1: it's too crazy to life. Yeah, so what we have

126
00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,520
Speaker 1: done and we have research loft. I went into to

127
00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:01,279
Speaker 1: my kitchen and start to see how close I could come.

128
00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:05,440
Speaker 1: And then we're having so profeing last room sweet profing,

129
00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:10,520
Speaker 1: some stark and some secret spicing. I'm pricking off telling

130
00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:16,480
Speaker 1: the world it's so it's a good burger, that man said.

131
00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,040
Speaker 1: The developing of a plant based burger that tastes of

132
00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,280
Speaker 1: human meat was exciting and a little bit scary. Scary

133
00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:23,480
Speaker 1: for who I'm the one who is scared because there's

134
00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:26,080
Speaker 1: people on this planet actually eating people, because how else

135
00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:30,239
Speaker 1: would they know that this plant based burger actually tastes

136
00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,680
Speaker 1: like humans. I don't know what's going on in this

137
00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,560
Speaker 1: world people, but we better pay attention. And I also

138
00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,240
Speaker 1: want you to know this. If you eat ass, you're

139
00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,760
Speaker 1: flirting with being a cannible. He'll shut up. Man, Please

140
00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:46,480
Speaker 1: give this company the biggest he hall. Now it's four

141
00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,680
Speaker 1: people in this room, mother than me, DJ nv Red,

142
00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:53,880
Speaker 1: who's also celebrating the b it's not Nicar cameraman in

143
00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,760
Speaker 1: Brandon that it is so disrespectful that you did not

144
00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,680
Speaker 1: see Brandon. If he's the darkest brother in this room,

145
00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,800
Speaker 1: that's our god, that's our brother. Are from gdan, I

146
00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,480
Speaker 1: can't see the breakfast cause that's disrespect I didn't see it.

147
00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,960
Speaker 1: How many times if the light's been off, Brandon people

148
00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:12,040
Speaker 1: say they couldn't and they told exactly that's disrespectful. Now

149
00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,440
Speaker 1: who in here has ever thought about eating another human?

150
00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:20,240
Speaker 1: Like actually consuming them? Like? But okay, you know what,

151
00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:23,080
Speaker 1: never mind, all right, I'm just saying, y'all need to

152
00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:26,200
Speaker 1: stay walk out here, people. All right, it's going down

153
00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:29,840
Speaker 1: in these streets. All right, y'all think this hohuci daddy

154
00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:33,440
Speaker 1: short thing is some type of social media phenomenon. No,

155
00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,719
Speaker 1: they're sizing up their meals for the summer. All right,

156
00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,559
Speaker 1: all right, well, thank you for that donkey of today.

157
00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,880
Speaker 1: Up next, Ass, c and E. Okay, okay, eight hundred

158
00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:46,240
Speaker 1: five eight five one oh five one. If you need

159
00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:49,000
Speaker 1: relationship advice or any type of advice, you can call

160
00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,080
Speaker 1: c in E right now. Will help you out with

161
00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,320
Speaker 1: all your problems, all right. If you're having a problem

162
00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,160
Speaker 1: with your baby daddy, your baby mom, is something going

163
00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,080
Speaker 1: on your relationship and you need a little bit of advice,

164
00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:59,679
Speaker 1: what we're here for you. Eight hundred five eight five

165
00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:03,800
Speaker 1: one five one. Again as c and EA eight hundred

166
00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:06,079
Speaker 1: five eight five one oh five one. If you need

167
00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:09,520
Speaker 1: relationship advice or any type of advice, we are here

168
00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,240
Speaker 1: for you. Angelie is out. We're just gonna do our best,

169
00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,200
Speaker 1: so we're gonna do at promising you nothing. I'm not

170
00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:24,960
Speaker 1: an expert or anything to you. Happy birthday, Thank you

171
00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:34,160
Speaker 1: very Carla, thank you, Happy birthday to thank y'all very much.

172
00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,599
Speaker 1: I appreciate the white people here at I heeart. You

173
00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,400
Speaker 1: know they were white because they weren't thinking the Stevie

174
00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:42,640
Speaker 1: one version of happy version. Hey there you gonna see it.

175
00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:51,000
Speaker 1: Happy birthday too, ye, Happy birthday, Thank y'all very much.

176
00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,560
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Oh my goodness, Stevie, thank you very much.

177
00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,680
Speaker 1: Thank you all right, get out here. If I cry,

178
00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:59,040
Speaker 1: come okay. You know I'm sensitive, I'm tender. You know

179
00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:03,640
Speaker 1: what I mean. The Breakfast Club