WEBVTT - Call It Short & Sweet: Grandma's Gifts Gone Wild

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<v Speaker 1>Call it what it Is with Jessica Capshaw and Camille Luddington,

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<v Speaker 1>an iHeartRadio podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello, Hello, hello everyone, and welcome to a new

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<v Speaker 2>episode of Short and Sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>Keeping it short and sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>We're keeping it short and sweet.

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<v Speaker 3>Know what, you don't have time for anything else right

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<v Speaker 3>now during this crazy season.

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<v Speaker 2>Not during the holidays.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to do lists, that have to do lists.

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually my life, right Yeah it is. Yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to dive right in. But we decided to make

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<v Speaker 2>today holiday themed. We're gonna have a lot of holiday

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<v Speaker 2>We're sticking with it, Yeah, we are.

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<v Speaker 1>But we threw out a question to the crew.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah we did.

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<v Speaker 1>What are the weirdest or oddest gifts that you've received

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<v Speaker 1>for this season? Yeah we got some.

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<v Speaker 2>Wham. I am thanking you got some good I mean always,

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<v Speaker 2>we know that if we ask the crew, they're going

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<v Speaker 2>to come through for us.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say before we start that I listened

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<v Speaker 2>to our past episode and you know how we talked

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<v Speaker 2>about like, how like I sound drunk sometimes? M Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I said this, I literally I think in the last episode,

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<v Speaker 2>sound like I'm like for Marguerite is in the one

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<v Speaker 2>where we in person. Yeah, I was a little sloppy, dappy.

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<v Speaker 1>You were drunk on my presence, You're just drunk.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I think that I'm gonna have to I

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<v Speaker 2>just I think I'm gonna really speak very eloquent.

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<v Speaker 1>You just do one in your English accent.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe I will, Maybe you should. Yeah, that's a

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<v Speaker 2>great idea. Okay, enough of my drunkenness. Have you received

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<v Speaker 2>an odd gift.

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<v Speaker 1>An awkward gift, or something terrible?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm asking you me, You're asking I'm asking you

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<v Speaker 2>personally before we dive into theirs. M yeah, haven't we

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<v Speaker 2>all had our fair share of gifts that we might

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<v Speaker 2>not have purchased for ourselves. But I've said this before

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<v Speaker 2>because we did this during the birthday episode. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm tough because you know, when I was younger.

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<v Speaker 1>Dad, I've grown grown.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to think that when someone got me a

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<v Speaker 3>gift that was super not me, it was like some

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<v Speaker 3>sort of.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, indication that they didn't really know me.

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<v Speaker 2>That is so Jessica Capshaw, I know this is so amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Not now now, I'm like, come one, come all lately.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna tell you, I'm just in a very Jesus

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<v Speaker 3>take the wheel time in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's right around his birthday right now, So you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he's just taking all the wheels. He's taken all

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<v Speaker 1>the wheels.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I had an ex boyfriend person I was dating,

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<v Speaker 2>gave me the most hideous piece of jewelry ever. I

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<v Speaker 2>meane it looked like it was, you know, probably a

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<v Speaker 2>relic and perhaps possessed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Game of Thrones.

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<v Speaker 2>It was more like I was a style something. Even

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<v Speaker 2>your grandma's like, ew, do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Like she she's selling it because she's like big, yes, chunky, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like a chunky with like a He's like, babe, I

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<v Speaker 2>got it in a state sale. I mean I wish

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<v Speaker 2>he had because maybe it would have been cheap. But

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<v Speaker 2>I think he spent a little money on it. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean maybe not. It's what I don't like, and I

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<v Speaker 2>will say this, I'm not like a super into the

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<v Speaker 2>stones that are just not super precious. I know that

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<v Speaker 2>sounds snobby, and I'm gonna embrace it. I saw everyone

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<v Speaker 2>I know what it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds, and just stones that aren't super precious.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be I'm calling it what it is. This

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<v Speaker 2>is one of my Achilles heels.

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<v Speaker 1>What why are you seeing it as a weakness. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a strong point of view.

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<v Speaker 2>If I get a ring and it has like a

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<v Speaker 2>giant like weird Marbley Opal Greeny situation chunkin in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle of it, that's not seeing a light of day.

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<v Speaker 2>That's at the back of the drawer.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the real problem with these awkward, weird or terrible gifts.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do with them? Where do they go?

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<v Speaker 2>They're at the back of the drawer, But ultimately.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not satisfying, like they actually they really got to

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<v Speaker 1>go if you really don't like them.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they do have to buy it. You can't. You

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<v Speaker 2>can't hawk them while you're in the relationship. That's my point.

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<v Speaker 1>Where do they go?

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<v Speaker 2>You got to break up? Do you sell them?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you donate them? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's insulting.

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<v Speaker 1>To the birth gift them grandma.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, here's the thing I'm gonna say really.

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<v Speaker 1>Quick to make you feel less bad about it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay to not like it, right, you're like the

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<v Speaker 2>hard part for me, the painful part, and this is

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<v Speaker 2>really selfish and very vain. But then I have to

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<v Speaker 2>wear it that day because they got it. And so

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<v Speaker 2>you're like in your cute outfit.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're like, please, don't judge me. Don't think I

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<v Speaker 3>would have chosen this for myself.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it's ruined by the Godzilla of chunk.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, junk, chunk, junk, junk, chunky junk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't need it to look like it could

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<v Speaker 2>turn into a transformer, do you know what I mean? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what I've I've had that situation. Mmm, I digress.

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<v Speaker 3>I definitely think I had a moment. I had a

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<v Speaker 3>moment where I think I said, if there's gonna be jewelry,

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<v Speaker 3>because it costs money, can I get a pre approval?

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<v Speaker 3>Can there be a preapproval process?

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<v Speaker 2>Mm? Hm? Does Christopher have to email it to you?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I pick it and I email it to him.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, so he's not picking it at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're past that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well you know what he knows best. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he knows because it's not gonna work. If you need

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<v Speaker 2>you need that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. There was a really funny It was really it

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<v Speaker 1>made me laugh so hard and you can't really laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you could, maybe you could laugh if you're on

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<v Speaker 1>both sides of this. But it was a Saturn life skit.

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<v Speaker 3>With Christian Wig and the punchline was like it was

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<v Speaker 3>a very sing songy skit thing about Christmas morning, and

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<v Speaker 3>it was like.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I saw the siblings. Yeah, all the siblings

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<v Speaker 1>are like and not everything Brian, but it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I gotta I got some air pods and

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<v Speaker 1>I got a new phone, and I got this, and

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<v Speaker 1>I got that, and then the mom pops up and

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, and I got a robe?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It really is true, like we we we sort of

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<v Speaker 1>relegate certain people in our life to robe status. And

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's because we just don't know what to get,

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<v Speaker 1>or maybe because what she gives us is just so

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<v Speaker 1>big that if we tried to match it with a

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<v Speaker 1>gift of our own choosing, it just would fall flat.

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<v Speaker 1>So we go with robe and a big hug.

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<v Speaker 2>I do. But I have to say I love a robe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you don't need more than one. Two maybe

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<v Speaker 1>two you need to Yeah, you need one that can't

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<v Speaker 1>get wet, like right after the shower.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, one that's like cozy, yeah yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, let's dive into the crew because okay, great

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<v Speaker 2>have some responses.

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<v Speaker 1>They got stuff to say.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, all right, let's start that Alex okay, Alex says,

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to say, I hate when people who

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<v Speaker 3>are supposed to.

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<v Speaker 1>Know me get me something that isn't me at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Alex.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Jess feels you You're correct. Yeah, although I have

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<v Speaker 2>to say, like, I feel like maybe they're opening you

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<v Speaker 2>up to new possibilities of things you could like not

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<v Speaker 2>now not not with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Look you never hear me silent, and I just was, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we know what that means.

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<v Speaker 2>Go ahead. Next one, Goodwin wrote, the worst gift I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever received is an oven mint the of glove from

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<v Speaker 2>QBC from my husband on Valentine's Day. He's now my.

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<v Speaker 3>Excent that can get me an oven min on Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 1>The double whammy. It's a bad gift on the wrong holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know the holiday that that would be good

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<v Speaker 2>for Oven Day. That's literally it, Yeah, google Oven Day especially,

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<v Speaker 2>And I feel like if if you're going to do

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<v Speaker 2>like a really, if you're gonna if you're like this

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<v Speaker 2>for some reason, this is the gift, right mind, Williams

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<v Speaker 2>Sonoma or you don't know what I mean, Like, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>need the of glove from QBC.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I think I I don't even need to go

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<v Speaker 3>past where they get it. Marlowe got three bottles of

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<v Speaker 3>ranch dressing once.

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<v Speaker 2>I do love Ranch, love Ranch, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Love Ranch to my French fries. I love Ranch on

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<v Speaker 1>p pizza. I love I love it all.

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<v Speaker 3>I think, marlow I don't even know that we can

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<v Speaker 3>call that anything, because I think you need I need

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<v Speaker 3>more context, Like that could have been like a funny

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<v Speaker 3>white elephant.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what it's called? What's that white?

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<v Speaker 1>Or she may just she or he may love franch dressing,

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<v Speaker 1>and which case that's maybe a gift, Yeah, like a

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<v Speaker 1>good gift.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we think that's a great gift.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, what's wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>We don't know what's wrong. Marlowe justlyin said I received

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<v Speaker 2>a dildo and a book about sexual positions from my grandma.

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<v Speaker 2>Grandma why not? Yeah, she knows. She's like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>you know? When I think grandma's again, she's like she's

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<v Speaker 2>a little stressed out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and also she's thinking every generation needs to evolve.

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<v Speaker 3>Fran says, I got pimple patches for my birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>We've talked about this. I love those stars, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, and they're not cheap, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>You and I went to CBS the other day together

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<v Speaker 3>and I was in that aisle and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I because I'm a little curious about the ones that

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<v Speaker 3>are different colored.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But then anyways, so I saw the prices on those

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<v Speaker 3>and they are not cheap, so maybe that I don't know, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ask for them? It's more of a stalking stuffer.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, ooh, there are.

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<v Speaker 1>So many cute there. Have you heard about this thing

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<v Speaker 1>called the Burr baskets? No, it's say you are are

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<v Speaker 1>for when you get cold in the winter, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like these gift baskets.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but that's a really cute idea. Is that just

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<v Speaker 2>New York or everywhere?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think it's everywhere everywhere that you have a

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<v Speaker 1>phone or social platforms?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? Or should have been paying you for that plug

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<v Speaker 2>right there?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know the Burr.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's a concept, not a brand. But what

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<v Speaker 3>goes into the bur basket is like super cozy warm

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<v Speaker 3>sucks and like like little lip balms and like a sidebar.

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<v Speaker 2>We're launching this if it's not a thing. Next Caroline,

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<v Speaker 2>I was ten years old and my grandma accidentally got

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<v Speaker 2>me an after Dark version of a board game. This happens.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that is. Wait first, you tell

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<v Speaker 1>me what that is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the raunchy version of whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Grandma's are getting down.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my grandma's. The grandma's are a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Tara says she was gifted upside down pineapple earrings and

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<v Speaker 3>a necklace, usually a sign for swingers.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that there goes on my pineapple jewelry.

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<v Speaker 2>For April Fools. You should just gift it to a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of the moms at your school. Not a blink wink.

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<v Speaker 2>Ella said, my mom gave me a meat thermometer. I'm vegetarian.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know why people forget these things.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it seems very on purpose though, to get as

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<v Speaker 3>a gift, or maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>There are student I don't know why we're excusing this.

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<v Speaker 2>We have so many to get through this. The moo

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<v Speaker 2>is a.

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<v Speaker 1>Gift, Yeah, could be a shty gift, okay. Ashley says

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<v Speaker 1>I got a blanket made of ties that belonged to

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<v Speaker 1>my grandpa's new wife's dead first husband.

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<v Speaker 2>What No, that's so creepy. No, wow, a blanket too,

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<v Speaker 2>Like you're wrapped up in it. Wow, it's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, okay, I mean I could come up with

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<v Speaker 1>a rationalization.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, let's hear it. I do want to hear

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<v Speaker 2>that one. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>There are a lot of in the crafting community. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>notice how I also always act like I know everything.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you do. They In fact, we've read your comments

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<v Speaker 2>and you're like, you feel like Jess is like the

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<v Speaker 2>big sister to me. I don't know anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I know these things a lot of blankets or if

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<v Speaker 1>you like to, like hook rugs or that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You take old materials and you shred them and you

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<v Speaker 1>repurpose them. So I actually we have a blanket in

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<v Speaker 1>our in our life. That is one of anyways, there's

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<v Speaker 1>someone lovely and very important to us. They're his old shirts.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that. Yeah, except I think that this personally

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<v Speaker 2>appreciated it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this person.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know this person. Okay, Whitney. Three weeks

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<v Speaker 2>after giving birth, I was given mom Jean shorts. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess jorts that I didn't ask for. You. See, youse

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<v Speaker 2>have that, And I'm like, I like a jort. No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>A jaw is a little bit. It's a little it's

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<v Speaker 2>a high waisted, it's a little looser on the bottom.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Just I feel like I've seen you in a jor,

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<v Speaker 2>like a linen jor.

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<v Speaker 1>I object.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I feel like I've seen you rock

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<v Speaker 2>and a jaw.

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<v Speaker 1>Never seen me in a pair of shorts. Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>I think you can't make shorts short enough for me.

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<v Speaker 1>But I like a pair of shorts that a bikini

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<v Speaker 1>wax is necessary, like short listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean there's nothing, no, no, no, I know you love

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<v Speaker 2>a shorty.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like Miro Many.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, of course I love that about you. But

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<v Speaker 2>I do think that there's been a geor shape.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, this next one, Jenny, I feel you.

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<v Speaker 3>My grandma gifted me a painting of something she thought

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<v Speaker 3>looked like me. It was a painting of a weird rat.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just good, Emily says, at age thirteen, my grandmother

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<v Speaker 2>gifted me lingerie to impress boys I might meet horny

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<v Speaker 2>Grandma's the grandmas are an issue.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and also you're right thirteen, Please say more.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't wearing lingerie at thirteen, by the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell no, Jamie, this.

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't a gift to me, but my aunt or aunt

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<v Speaker 1>bought my dad, who's a recovering alcohol lick a hip flask.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that it's a major faux pa.

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<v Speaker 1>That's yet. You don't do that, Jada.

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<v Speaker 2>Said, A calendar with family dogs. But it's my dep

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<v Speaker 2>mom's extended family dogs. Have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Random dog calendar.

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<v Speaker 2>Just I feel like I want to do that to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gonna send you a calendar of just

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<v Speaker 2>my dogs. Sure, sure, sure, okay, Ray says.

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<v Speaker 1>My second year of teaching health, I received a pair

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<v Speaker 1>of tonsils from a student.

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<v Speaker 2>That's kind of cool in a weird way.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, I feel like there's more to

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<v Speaker 1>this story.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel yeah, come on, they said like, if you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Hitting your tonsils out, bring him to me in a jar.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they did, and now he's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it was weird. Can you take them home?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess you can. Do you put them? I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>how do you keep keep it? I have questions, Meredith.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom got me a weird chin strap exercise thing

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<v Speaker 2>that eliminates a double chin. That's such a love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a real confidence booster.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a confidence booster.

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<v Speaker 2>Live.

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<v Speaker 3>I was given a cuddle boyfriend pillow and it has

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<v Speaker 3>an arm to wrap around yourself to make you feel

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<v Speaker 3>less alone.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen. If you're around like your cousins and stuff, and

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<v Speaker 2>they're you're like, okay, I'm oping this one up and

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<v Speaker 2>it's a cuddle boyfriend because you're single, it just feels

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't like this one.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you can leave it at home. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think you're cuddling with it around others.

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<v Speaker 2>Will you leave it at home? But you're opening it

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<v Speaker 2>up and someone thinks that you need the pillow? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. Summer, my cousins gave me a call a car.

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<v Speaker 2>This will be easier for me to stand a bush accent.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just tell you this? Summer my cousins gave

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<v Speaker 2>me a call bull cut out of the rock, so weird?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you sound like when you're English?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. You should definitely, Yeah, I do. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>sounds splicy cardboard cut.

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<v Speaker 2>Out, A cardboard cut out. It's just harder an American accent.

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<v Speaker 2>I digress of the rock, So weird. No, there's more

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<v Speaker 2>to this, chew. Come on, Maybe you love Jumanji or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>During COVID when we couldn't all be together for the holidays.

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<v Speaker 3>I got a cardboard cut out like a life size

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<v Speaker 3>one of the kids, and I sent it to my parents.

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<v Speaker 2>That's really cute.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really cute, Maya. The weirdest gift I ever got

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<v Speaker 1>a taxidermy due. I'm terrified of it.

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<v Speaker 2>What no, No, I don't like that cure. My ex

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<v Speaker 2>gifted me a ring that had a name engraved in it,

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<v Speaker 2>but it wasn't my name.

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<v Speaker 1>I got it in a state sale. It's vintage.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, okay, yes, possible, but don't ever like if

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<v Speaker 2>you're in estate sale, like, you don't need to pick

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<v Speaker 2>the ring that has the engraving. Go get it blasted

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<v Speaker 2>off by somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>Teya.

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<v Speaker 3>I got a book from my grandfather that had a

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<v Speaker 3>voice box inside, but it was his girlfriend's voice instead

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<v Speaker 3>of his.

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<v Speaker 2>Surprise. That's very strange. The grandparents are not looking so

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<v Speaker 2>hot right now. No, they got to work on it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they need some feedback.

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<v Speaker 1>Or actually, the grandmas are pretty hot, but we need

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<v Speaker 1>them to get cooler.

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<v Speaker 2>There's spicy, Yeah, Claire, I got gifted back the gift

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<v Speaker 2>that I gave that person the year prior. I've had

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<v Speaker 2>this happen to me. Oh, I can't remember what gift

0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:44.199
<v Speaker 2>it was, but it was very clear that I had

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<v Speaker 2>gifted it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's just awkward and kind of stuneyoper are Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>of course.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean what are you didn't cry?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Carissa said, my monster in law gave me makeup

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<v Speaker 1>for Christmas. That was clearly used.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's great us, Malaura. I got a box of

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<v Speaker 2>what duct tape with a book of how to make

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<v Speaker 2>things out of duct tape. I have never once expressed

0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:15.280
<v Speaker 2>that I want to do this, but whoever got it

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<v Speaker 2>for you really sees it for you. Yay. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 2>see you as a duct tape creator. Yeah wow new business.

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<v Speaker 1>Ali wrote it and said I love Harry Styles. However

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<v Speaker 1>I did not need to receive a cardboard cutout of

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<v Speaker 1>him creepy and weird gift.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, it's a little too intense. Maybe a cuddle

0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:35.320
<v Speaker 2>pillow of Harry.

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<v Speaker 1>A a a cuddle boyfriend Harry Styles, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>a cuddle boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>It could that's you could mesh those two up and

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<v Speaker 2>maybe it's more of a success. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, then it has some personality and say, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>think you could wrap your.

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<v Speaker 1>A name and Naya.

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<v Speaker 2>My boyfriend at the time gave me a Gellette shaving kit.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh goff, what's he mean? What's he trying to say?

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<v Speaker 2>Sh shave better? I don't know, you know what that

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<v Speaker 2>feels to me? Like I can picture it now. He's

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<v Speaker 2>on the way there, he's like, I forgot a gift.

0:19:11.760 --> 0:19:14.879
<v Speaker 2>He runs into CVS, he sees that Gillette. He's like

0:19:15.000 --> 0:19:16.480
<v Speaker 2>and it's all like, you know, some of those things

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<v Speaker 2>are like kind of in the nice packaging and they're

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like packaging and ie and he's like, wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Africa wrote in I think this one's very funny. I

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<v Speaker 1>got a bathroom guest book for guests to leave their

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<v Speaker 1>reviews of their bathroom experience in my house.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard of that. It's so gross, disgusting. Never

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like Africa should have named names with that one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>one of the relationship. That's a brother gift potentially, mm hmm. Okay, Bethany,

0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:51.320
<v Speaker 2>we do have to talk about that at some point, Bethany.

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<v Speaker 2>I got men's boxers. My mother in law assumed all

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<v Speaker 2>lesbians wear them. At first, I was like, before she

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<v Speaker 2>said the last part, I was like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I want a men's boxers back in the day, they

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<v Speaker 2>were like very like cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I wore them. I wouldn't uniform skirts.

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<v Speaker 2>But when you went with the last part, with the

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<v Speaker 2>lesbian assumption, hmm, that's where it's going wrong. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>where it takes a turn.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't get to do that. No, Natalia wrote in

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<v Speaker 1>the worst gift I've ever received is one of those

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<v Speaker 1>foot pedal workout things as a hint for me to lose.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think the rule here should be unless

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<v Speaker 2>you specifically say that you want a specific workout thing,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't get gifted anything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>If I came downstairs Christmas morning and there was a giant,

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<v Speaker 2>like one of those giant like balls under the tree, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're talking about the bouncy ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, exercise.

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<v Speaker 2>Balls, Yeah yeah, Matt would be in trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Unless I specifically put it on my list, I

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<v Speaker 1>would not want that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Okay, Thalma, I got a bod Day one year,

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<v Speaker 2>thought it was such a weird gift, but ended up

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<v Speaker 2>loving it. Whow the This is what I'm saying. You

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<v Speaker 2>could surprise someone with a gift and not realize that

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<v Speaker 2>you actually fall in love with that gift. She loves

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<v Speaker 2>that biday.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I also think that's kind of just a cumbersome

0:21:12.320 --> 0:21:15.080
<v Speaker 3>thing to give as a gift, Like, could you give

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<v Speaker 3>a gift certificate for it and say, like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have the bidet installed next week. Yeah, you do that,

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<v Speaker 1>wrapping the bidet and putting it under the tree. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, do all Americans know what.

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<v Speaker 2>A bidet is?

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen a bidet in America.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so a bday as explained by a non European

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<v Speaker 3>Jessica Capshaw, would be, it looks like a toilet without

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<v Speaker 3>a seat or a back, and it has a fountain. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and like a fountain in the middle that is sort

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<v Speaker 3>of adjustable and you.

0:21:49.480 --> 0:21:51.600
<v Speaker 2>You sit on it on it and you wash what

0:21:51.680 --> 0:21:52.520
<v Speaker 2>you need to wash.

0:21:52.760 --> 0:21:57.080
<v Speaker 1>You wash your your you're downstairs, you're you're underbits, you're undercarriage.

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<v Speaker 2>I have one in my home, do you yes, in

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<v Speaker 2>my primary bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I have that. Did you put it in? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I did not, and I was not gifted it. It

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<v Speaker 2>was already there, little little add on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's unique.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're next.

0:22:14.359 --> 0:22:18.159
<v Speaker 1>Mariska says, I got a penis shaped candle from my

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<v Speaker 1>then boyfriend. I'm a lesbian now, thank god.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean the audacity and or sense of humor that

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<v Speaker 3>someone would have to have.

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<v Speaker 1>To give you a penis shaped candle.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't say I've ever seen a penis shaped candle. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>what time of year? It's not like a bachelorette party?

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<v Speaker 2>Like what are you whipping that out? You know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying? Hm? Also, do you want to see it

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<v Speaker 2>like burn? Yeah, it's kind of growth? Okay, Reagan? Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was fourteen, my grandma the Grandma's again, we

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<v Speaker 2>are again watch out. Grandma gave me a box of photos, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>random boys because I didn't have a boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>That's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what? No, is it that weird? Because if

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<v Speaker 2>they're boys in the neighborhood, it's kind of like a

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<v Speaker 2>dating app, but grandma style, it's like a scrap book.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like bumble what she's supposed to do with the pictures? Though? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're right, because the people aren't also consenting to even

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<v Speaker 2>be in the book.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah okay, And we are going to finish this off

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<v Speaker 3>with Jeffrey with another Grandma gone wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>My grandma gave me a.

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<v Speaker 2>Dildo and lub last year for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not gay. It was so awkward, and none

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<v Speaker 1>of us knew what to do or why she gifted

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<v Speaker 1>me this.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what we're gonna you know what, we are

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<v Speaker 2>naming this pod Grandma's Gone Wild because or some version

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<v Speaker 2>of that, because we got to talk to some grandma's,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like we got to talk to that grandma.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we're not there yet, but I'm telling you, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like these ladies really, I mean, how often do

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<v Speaker 1>you hear like zero fs given? But I think that

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<v Speaker 1>it's almost like an age thing, like you earn that

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<v Speaker 1>you don't give up. I'm gonna give my grandkids all

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<v Speaker 1>sorts of weird section. I don't care anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's on sale,

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<v Speaker 2>do you know what I mean? I don't know. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>like she's trying to be hit right, like sex positive,

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<v Speaker 2>like whatever you need things right now, whatever you need,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm cool with it. In fact, here's a dildo and loop?

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<v Speaker 2>How about it?

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<v Speaker 1>All?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you continue to inspire and make me laugh. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't get very much for this moment. This was a

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<v Speaker 1>session I did not know that I needed, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>glad that I got me too.

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<v Speaker 2>They always come through. But I really think that also

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<v Speaker 2>what I love about it is that we continue to

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<v Speaker 2>get surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well there's people out there that are ready to

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<v Speaker 1>surprise you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah they are all right, We're gonna let you guys

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<v Speaker 2>go and call this the end of the episode. You

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<v Speaker 2>take a step and take him a tet