Speaker 1: Call it what it Is with Jessica Capshaw and Camille Luddington,
Speaker 1: an iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello, hello everyone, and welcome to a new
Speaker 2: episode of Short and Sweet.
Speaker 1: Keeping it short and sweet.
Speaker 2: We're keeping it short and sweet.
Speaker 3: Know what, you don't have time for anything else right
Speaker 3: now during this crazy season.
Speaker 2: Not during the holidays.
Speaker 1: I have to do lists, that have to do lists.
Speaker 2: That's actually my life, right Yeah it is. Yeah, we're
Speaker 2: going to dive right in. But we decided to make
Speaker 2: today holiday themed. We're gonna have a lot of holiday
Speaker 2: We're sticking with it, Yeah, we are.
Speaker 1: But we threw out a question to the crew.
Speaker 2: Yeah we did.
Speaker 1: What are the weirdest or oddest gifts that you've received
Speaker 1: for this season? Yeah we got some.
Speaker 2: Wham. I am thanking you got some good I mean always,
Speaker 2: we know that if we ask the crew, they're going
Speaker 2: to come through for us.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Can I just say before we start that I listened
Speaker 2: to our past episode and you know how we talked
Speaker 2: about like, how like I sound drunk sometimes? M Well,
Speaker 2: I said this, I literally I think in the last episode,
Speaker 2: sound like I'm like for Marguerite is in the one
Speaker 2: where we in person. Yeah, I was a little sloppy, dappy.
Speaker 1: You were drunk on my presence, You're just drunk.
Speaker 2: I just I think that I'm gonna have to I
Speaker 2: just I think I'm gonna really speak very eloquent.
Speaker 1: You just do one in your English accent.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe I will, Maybe you should. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 2: great idea. Okay, enough of my drunkenness. Have you received
Speaker 2: an odd gift.
Speaker 1: An awkward gift, or something terrible?
Speaker 2: No, I'm asking you me, You're asking I'm asking you
Speaker 2: personally before we dive into theirs. M yeah, haven't we
Speaker 2: all had our fair share of gifts that we might
Speaker 2: not have purchased for ourselves. But I've said this before
Speaker 2: because we did this during the birthday episode. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm tough because you know, when I was younger.
Speaker 1: Dad, I've grown grown.
Speaker 3: I used to think that when someone got me a
Speaker 3: gift that was super not me, it was like some
Speaker 3: sort of.
Speaker 1: You know, indication that they didn't really know me.
Speaker 2: That is so Jessica Capshaw, I know this is so amazing.
Speaker 1: Not now now, I'm like, come one, come all lately.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you, I'm just in a very Jesus
Speaker 3: take the wheel time in my life.
Speaker 1: And it's right around his birthday right now, So you know,
Speaker 1: maybe he's just taking all the wheels. He's taken all
Speaker 1: the wheels.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I had an ex boyfriend person I was dating,
Speaker 2: gave me the most hideous piece of jewelry ever. I
Speaker 2: meane it looked like it was, you know, probably a
Speaker 2: relic and perhaps possessed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2: It was more like I was a style something. Even
Speaker 2: your grandma's like, ew, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like she she's selling it because she's like big, yes, chunky, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like a chunky with like a He's like, babe, I
Speaker 2: got it in a state sale. I mean I wish
Speaker 2: he had because maybe it would have been cheap. But
Speaker 2: I think he spent a little money on it. I
Speaker 2: mean maybe not. It's what I don't like, and I
Speaker 2: will say this, I'm not like a super into the
Speaker 2: stones that are just not super precious. I know that
Speaker 2: sounds snobby, and I'm gonna embrace it. I saw everyone
Speaker 2: I know what it.
Speaker 1: Sounds, and just stones that aren't super precious.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be I'm calling it what it is. This
Speaker 2: is one of my Achilles heels.
Speaker 1: What why are you seeing it as a weakness. It's
Speaker 1: a strong point of view.
Speaker 2: If I get a ring and it has like a
Speaker 2: giant like weird Marbley Opal Greeny situation chunkin in the
Speaker 2: middle of it, that's not seeing a light of day.
Speaker 2: That's at the back of the drawer.
Speaker 1: Here's the real problem with these awkward, weird or terrible gifts.
Speaker 1: What do you do with them? Where do they go?
Speaker 2: They're at the back of the drawer, But ultimately.
Speaker 1: That's not satisfying, like they actually they really got to
Speaker 1: go if you really don't like them.
Speaker 2: No, they do have to buy it. You can't. You
Speaker 2: can't hawk them while you're in the relationship. That's my point.
Speaker 1: Where do they go?
Speaker 2: You got to break up? Do you sell them?
Speaker 1: Do you donate them? No?
Speaker 2: Because that's insulting.
Speaker 1: To the birth gift them grandma.
Speaker 2: I mean, here's the thing I'm gonna say really.
Speaker 1: Quick to make you feel less bad about it.
Speaker 2: It's okay to not like it, right, you're like the
Speaker 2: hard part for me, the painful part, and this is
Speaker 2: really selfish and very vain. But then I have to
Speaker 2: wear it that day because they got it. And so
Speaker 2: you're like in your cute outfit.
Speaker 3: And you're like, please, don't judge me. Don't think I
Speaker 3: would have chosen this for myself.
Speaker 2: And then it's ruined by the Godzilla of chunk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, junk, chunk, junk, junk, chunky junk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't need it to look like it could
Speaker 2: turn into a transformer, do you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 2: that's what I've I've had that situation. Mmm, I digress.
Speaker 3: I definitely think I had a moment. I had a
Speaker 3: moment where I think I said, if there's gonna be jewelry,
Speaker 3: because it costs money, can I get a pre approval?
Speaker 3: Can there be a preapproval process?
Speaker 2: Mm? Hm? Does Christopher have to email it to you?
Speaker 1: I think I pick it and I email it to him.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, so he's not picking it at all.
Speaker 1: I think we're past that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know what he knows best. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: he knows because it's not gonna work. If you need
Speaker 2: you need that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. There was a really funny It was really it
Speaker 1: made me laugh so hard and you can't really laugh.
Speaker 1: Maybe you could, maybe you could laugh if you're on
Speaker 1: both sides of this. But it was a Saturn life skit.
Speaker 3: With Christian Wig and the punchline was like it was
Speaker 3: a very sing songy skit thing about Christmas morning, and
Speaker 3: it was like.
Speaker 1: You know, I saw the siblings. Yeah, all the siblings
Speaker 1: are like and not everything Brian, but it was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I gotta I got some air pods and
Speaker 1: I got a new phone, and I got this, and
Speaker 1: I got that, and then the mom pops up and
Speaker 1: she's like, and I got a robe?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and yeah.
Speaker 1: It really is true, like we we we sort of
Speaker 1: relegate certain people in our life to robe status. And
Speaker 1: I think it's because we just don't know what to get,
Speaker 1: or maybe because what she gives us is just so
Speaker 1: big that if we tried to match it with a
Speaker 1: gift of our own choosing, it just would fall flat.
Speaker 1: So we go with robe and a big hug.
Speaker 2: I do. But I have to say I love a robe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't need more than one. Two maybe
Speaker 1: two you need to Yeah, you need one that can't
Speaker 1: get wet, like right after the shower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, one that's like cozy, yeah yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, let's dive into the crew because okay, great
Speaker 2: have some responses.
Speaker 1: They got stuff to say.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, let's start that Alex okay, Alex says,
Speaker 3: I just want to say, I hate when people who
Speaker 3: are supposed to.
Speaker 1: Know me get me something that isn't me at all.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Alex.
Speaker 2: Oh, Jess feels you You're correct. Yeah, although I have
Speaker 2: to say, like, I feel like maybe they're opening you
Speaker 2: up to new possibilities of things you could like not
Speaker 2: now not not with that.
Speaker 1: Look you never hear me silent, and I just was, yeah,
Speaker 1: we know what that means.
Speaker 2: Go ahead. Next one, Goodwin wrote, the worst gift I've
Speaker 2: ever received is an oven mint the of glove from
Speaker 2: QBC from my husband on Valentine's Day. He's now my.
Speaker 3: Excent that can get me an oven min on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: The double whammy. It's a bad gift on the wrong holiday.
Speaker 2: I don't know the holiday that that would be good
Speaker 2: for Oven Day. That's literally it, Yeah, google Oven Day especially,
Speaker 2: And I feel like if if you're going to do
Speaker 2: like a really, if you're gonna if you're like this
Speaker 2: for some reason, this is the gift, right mind, Williams
Speaker 2: Sonoma or you don't know what I mean, Like, you don't
Speaker 2: need the of glove from QBC.
Speaker 3: Oh, I think I I don't even need to go
Speaker 3: past where they get it. Marlowe got three bottles of
Speaker 3: ranch dressing once.
Speaker 2: I do love Ranch, love Ranch, I.
Speaker 1: Love Ranch to my French fries. I love Ranch on
Speaker 1: p pizza. I love I love it all.
Speaker 3: I think, marlow I don't even know that we can
Speaker 3: call that anything, because I think you need I need
Speaker 3: more context, Like that could have been like a funny
Speaker 3: white elephant.
Speaker 2: Is that what it's called? What's that white?
Speaker 1: Or she may just she or he may love franch dressing,
Speaker 1: and which case that's maybe a gift, Yeah, like a
Speaker 1: good gift.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we think that's a great gift.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what's wrong?
Speaker 2: We don't know what's wrong. Marlowe justlyin said I received
Speaker 2: a dildo and a book about sexual positions from my grandma.
Speaker 2: Grandma why not? Yeah, she knows. She's like, you know what,
Speaker 2: you know? When I think grandma's again, she's like she's
Speaker 2: a little stressed out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and also she's thinking every generation needs to evolve.
Speaker 3: Fran says, I got pimple patches for my birthday.
Speaker 2: We've talked about this. I love those stars, I.
Speaker 1: Know, and they're not cheap, you know.
Speaker 3: You and I went to CBS the other day together
Speaker 3: and I was in that aisle and I was like,
Speaker 3: I because I'm a little curious about the ones that
Speaker 3: are different colored.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But then anyways, so I saw the prices on those
Speaker 3: and they are not cheap, so maybe that I don't know, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Did you ask for them? It's more of a stalking stuffer.
Speaker 1: I agree with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ooh, there are.
Speaker 1: So many cute there. Have you heard about this thing
Speaker 1: called the Burr baskets? No, it's say you are are
Speaker 1: for when you get cold in the winter, and it's
Speaker 1: like these gift baskets.
Speaker 2: No, but that's a really cute idea. Is that just
Speaker 2: New York or everywhere?
Speaker 1: Do you think it's everywhere everywhere that you have a
Speaker 1: phone or social platforms?
Speaker 2: Well? Or should have been paying you for that plug
Speaker 2: right there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2: I don't know the Burr.
Speaker 3: I think it's a concept, not a brand. But what
Speaker 3: goes into the bur basket is like super cozy warm
Speaker 3: sucks and like like little lip balms and like a sidebar.
Speaker 2: We're launching this if it's not a thing. Next Caroline,
Speaker 2: I was ten years old and my grandma accidentally got
Speaker 2: me an after Dark version of a board game. This happens.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. Wait first, you tell
Speaker 1: me what that is.
Speaker 2: It's like the raunchy version of whatever it is.
Speaker 1: Grandma's are getting down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my grandma's. The grandma's are a problem.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Tara says she was gifted upside down pineapple earrings and
Speaker 3: a necklace, usually a sign for swingers.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that there goes on my pineapple jewelry.
Speaker 2: For April Fools. You should just gift it to a
Speaker 2: bunch of the moms at your school. Not a blink wink.
Speaker 2: Ella said, my mom gave me a meat thermometer. I'm vegetarian.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know why people forget these things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems very on purpose though, to get as
Speaker 3: a gift, or maybe.
Speaker 2: There are student I don't know why we're excusing this.
Speaker 2: We have so many to get through this. The moo
Speaker 2: is a.
Speaker 1: Gift, Yeah, could be a shty gift, okay. Ashley says
Speaker 1: I got a blanket made of ties that belonged to
Speaker 1: my grandpa's new wife's dead first husband.
Speaker 2: What No, that's so creepy. No, wow, a blanket too,
Speaker 2: Like you're wrapped up in it. Wow, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, okay, I mean I could come up with
Speaker 1: a rationalization.
Speaker 2: Oh well, let's hear it. I do want to hear
Speaker 2: that one. Well.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of in the crafting community. Don't
Speaker 1: notice how I also always act like I know everything.
Speaker 2: No, you do. They In fact, we've read your comments
Speaker 2: and you're like, you feel like Jess is like the
Speaker 2: big sister to me. I don't know anything.
Speaker 1: I know these things a lot of blankets or if
Speaker 1: you like to, like hook rugs or that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: You take old materials and you shred them and you
Speaker 1: repurpose them. So I actually we have a blanket in
Speaker 1: our in our life. That is one of anyways, there's
Speaker 1: someone lovely and very important to us. They're his old shirts.
Speaker 2: I love that. Yeah, except I think that this personally
Speaker 2: appreciated it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this person.
Speaker 2: I don't even know this person. Okay, Whitney. Three weeks
Speaker 2: after giving birth, I was given mom Jean shorts. I
Speaker 2: guess jorts that I didn't ask for. You. See, youse
Speaker 2: have that, And I'm like, I like a jort. No, No,
Speaker 2: A jaw is a little bit. It's a little it's
Speaker 2: a high waisted, it's a little looser on the bottom.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Just I feel like I've seen you in a jor,
Speaker 2: like a linen jor.
Speaker 1: I object.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like I've seen you rock
Speaker 2: and a jaw.
Speaker 1: Never seen me in a pair of shorts. Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: I think you can't make shorts short enough for me.
Speaker 1: But I like a pair of shorts that a bikini
Speaker 1: wax is necessary, like short listen.
Speaker 2: I mean there's nothing, no, no, no, I know you love
Speaker 2: a shorty.
Speaker 1: You're like Miro Many.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, of course I love that about you. But
Speaker 2: I do think that there's been a geor shape.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, this next one, Jenny, I feel you.
Speaker 3: My grandma gifted me a painting of something she thought
Speaker 3: looked like me. It was a painting of a weird rat.
Speaker 2: It's just good, Emily says, at age thirteen, my grandmother
Speaker 2: gifted me lingerie to impress boys I might meet horny
Speaker 2: Grandma's the grandmas are an issue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also you're right thirteen, Please say more.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: I wasn't wearing lingerie at thirteen, by the way.
Speaker 2: Hell no, Jamie, this.
Speaker 1: Wasn't a gift to me, but my aunt or aunt
Speaker 1: bought my dad, who's a recovering alcohol lick a hip flask.
Speaker 2: I mean that it's a major faux pa.
Speaker 1: That's yet. You don't do that, Jada.
Speaker 2: Said, A calendar with family dogs. But it's my dep
Speaker 2: mom's extended family dogs. Have no idea.
Speaker 1: Random dog calendar.
Speaker 2: Just I feel like I want to do that to you.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna send you a calendar of just
Speaker 2: my dogs. Sure, sure, sure, okay, Ray says.
Speaker 1: My second year of teaching health, I received a pair
Speaker 1: of tonsils from a student.
Speaker 2: That's kind of cool in a weird way.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I feel like there's more to
Speaker 1: this story.
Speaker 2: I feel yeah, come on, they said like, if you're.
Speaker 1: Hitting your tonsils out, bring him to me in a jar.
Speaker 1: And then they did, and now he's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was weird. Can you take them home?
Speaker 2: I guess you can. Do you put them? I mean,
Speaker 2: how do you keep keep it? I have questions, Meredith.
Speaker 2: My mom got me a weird chin strap exercise thing
Speaker 2: that eliminates a double chin. That's such a love that.
Speaker 1: Thanks mom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a real confidence booster.
Speaker 1: It's a confidence booster.
Speaker 2: Live.
Speaker 3: I was given a cuddle boyfriend pillow and it has
Speaker 3: an arm to wrap around yourself to make you feel
Speaker 3: less alone.
Speaker 1: Shut up.
Speaker 2: Listen. If you're around like your cousins and stuff, and
Speaker 2: they're you're like, okay, I'm oping this one up and
Speaker 2: it's a cuddle boyfriend because you're single, it just feels
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't like this one.
Speaker 1: I think you can leave it at home. I don't
Speaker 1: think you're cuddling with it around others.
Speaker 2: Will you leave it at home? But you're opening it
Speaker 2: up and someone thinks that you need the pillow? I
Speaker 2: don't know. Summer, my cousins gave me a call a car.
Speaker 2: This will be easier for me to stand a bush accent.
Speaker 2: Can I just tell you this? Summer my cousins gave
Speaker 2: me a call bull cut out of the rock, so weird?
Speaker 1: Is that what you sound like when you're English?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I love it. You should definitely, Yeah, I do. Okay,
Speaker 1: sounds splicy cardboard cut.
Speaker 2: Out, A cardboard cut out. It's just harder an American accent.
Speaker 2: I digress of the rock, So weird. No, there's more
Speaker 2: to this, chew. Come on, Maybe you love Jumanji or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: During COVID when we couldn't all be together for the holidays.
Speaker 3: I got a cardboard cut out like a life size
Speaker 3: one of the kids, and I sent it to my parents.
Speaker 2: That's really cute.
Speaker 1: That's really cute, Maya. The weirdest gift I ever got
Speaker 1: a taxidermy due. I'm terrified of it.
Speaker 2: What no, No, I don't like that cure. My ex
Speaker 2: gifted me a ring that had a name engraved in it,
Speaker 2: but it wasn't my name.
Speaker 1: I got it in a state sale. It's vintage.
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, yes, possible, but don't ever like if
Speaker 2: you're in estate sale, like, you don't need to pick
Speaker 2: the ring that has the engraving. Go get it blasted
Speaker 2: off by somebody.
Speaker 1: Teya.
Speaker 3: I got a book from my grandfather that had a
Speaker 3: voice box inside, but it was his girlfriend's voice instead
Speaker 3: of his.
Speaker 2: Surprise. That's very strange. The grandparents are not looking so
Speaker 2: hot right now. No, they got to work on it.
Speaker 2: I think they need some feedback.
Speaker 1: Or actually, the grandmas are pretty hot, but we need
Speaker 1: them to get cooler.
Speaker 2: There's spicy, Yeah, Claire, I got gifted back the gift
Speaker 2: that I gave that person the year prior. I've had
Speaker 2: this happen to me. Oh, I can't remember what gift
Speaker 2: it was, but it was very clear that I had
Speaker 2: gifted it.
Speaker 1: I think that's just awkward and kind of stuneyoper are Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course.
Speaker 2: I mean what are you didn't cry?
Speaker 1: No, Carissa said, my monster in law gave me makeup
Speaker 1: for Christmas. That was clearly used.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great us, Malaura. I got a box of
Speaker 2: what duct tape with a book of how to make
Speaker 2: things out of duct tape. I have never once expressed
Speaker 2: that I want to do this, but whoever got it
Speaker 2: for you really sees it for you. Yay. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: see you as a duct tape creator. Yeah wow new business.
Speaker 1: Ali wrote it and said I love Harry Styles. However
Speaker 1: I did not need to receive a cardboard cutout of
Speaker 1: him creepy and weird gift.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's a little too intense. Maybe a cuddle
Speaker 2: pillow of Harry.
Speaker 1: A a a cuddle boyfriend Harry Styles, I feel like
Speaker 1: a cuddle boyfriend.
Speaker 2: It could that's you could mesh those two up and
Speaker 2: maybe it's more of a success. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, then it has some personality and say, yeah, I
Speaker 3: think you could wrap your.
Speaker 1: A name and Naya.
Speaker 2: My boyfriend at the time gave me a Gellette shaving kit.
Speaker 1: Oh goff, what's he mean? What's he trying to say?
Speaker 2: Sh shave better? I don't know, you know what that
Speaker 2: feels to me? Like I can picture it now. He's
Speaker 2: on the way there, he's like, I forgot a gift.
Speaker 2: He runs into CVS, he sees that Gillette. He's like
Speaker 2: and it's all like, you know, some of those things
Speaker 2: are like kind of in the nice packaging and they're
Speaker 2: kind of like packaging and ie and he's like, wait.
Speaker 1: Africa wrote in I think this one's very funny. I
Speaker 1: got a bathroom guest book for guests to leave their
Speaker 1: reviews of their bathroom experience in my house.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of that. It's so gross, disgusting. Never
Speaker 2: I feel like Africa should have named names with that one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: one of the relationship. That's a brother gift potentially, mm hmm. Okay, Bethany,
Speaker 2: we do have to talk about that at some point, Bethany.
Speaker 2: I got men's boxers. My mother in law assumed all
Speaker 2: lesbians wear them. At first, I was like, before she
Speaker 2: said the last part, I was like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I want a men's boxers back in the day, they
Speaker 2: were like very like cool.
Speaker 1: I wore them. I wouldn't uniform skirts.
Speaker 2: But when you went with the last part, with the
Speaker 2: lesbian assumption, hmm, that's where it's going wrong. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: where it takes a turn.
Speaker 1: You don't get to do that. No, Natalia wrote in
Speaker 1: the worst gift I've ever received is one of those
Speaker 1: foot pedal workout things as a hint for me to lose.
Speaker 2: I think I think the rule here should be unless
Speaker 2: you specifically say that you want a specific workout thing,
Speaker 2: you don't get gifted anything like that.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: If I came downstairs Christmas morning and there was a giant,
Speaker 2: like one of those giant like balls under the tree, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're talking about the bouncy ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, exercise.
Speaker 2: Balls, Yeah yeah, Matt would be in trouble.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Unless I specifically put it on my list, I
Speaker 1: would not want that.
Speaker 2: No, Okay, Thalma, I got a bod Day one year,
Speaker 2: thought it was such a weird gift, but ended up
Speaker 2: loving it. Whow the This is what I'm saying. You
Speaker 2: could surprise someone with a gift and not realize that
Speaker 2: you actually fall in love with that gift. She loves
Speaker 2: that biday.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I also think that's kind of just a cumbersome
Speaker 3: thing to give as a gift, Like, could you give
Speaker 3: a gift certificate for it and say, like.
Speaker 1: I'll have the bidet installed next week. Yeah, you do that,
Speaker 1: wrapping the bidet and putting it under the tree. By
Speaker 1: the way, do all Americans know what.
Speaker 2: A bidet is?
Speaker 1: I've never seen a bidet in America.
Speaker 3: Okay, so a bday as explained by a non European
Speaker 3: Jessica Capshaw, would be, it looks like a toilet without
Speaker 3: a seat or a back, and it has a fountain. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and like a fountain in the middle that is sort
Speaker 3: of adjustable and you.
Speaker 2: You sit on it on it and you wash what
Speaker 2: you need to wash.
Speaker 1: You wash your your you're downstairs, you're you're underbits, you're undercarriage.
Speaker 2: I have one in my home, do you yes, in
Speaker 2: my primary bathroom.
Speaker 1: I have that. Did you put it in? No?
Speaker 2: I did not, and I was not gifted it. It
Speaker 2: was already there, little little add on.
Speaker 1: That's unique.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're next.
Speaker 1: Mariska says, I got a penis shaped candle from my
Speaker 1: then boyfriend. I'm a lesbian now, thank god.
Speaker 3: I mean the audacity and or sense of humor that
Speaker 3: someone would have to have.
Speaker 1: To give you a penis shaped candle.
Speaker 2: I can't say I've ever seen a penis shaped candle. Also,
Speaker 2: what time of year? It's not like a bachelorette party?
Speaker 2: Like what are you whipping that out? You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying? Hm? Also, do you want to see it
Speaker 2: like burn? Yeah, it's kind of growth? Okay, Reagan? Okay.
Speaker 2: When I was fourteen, my grandma the Grandma's again, we
Speaker 2: are again watch out. Grandma gave me a box of photos, oh,
Speaker 2: random boys because I didn't have a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 2: You know what? No, is it that weird? Because if
Speaker 2: they're boys in the neighborhood, it's kind of like a
Speaker 2: dating app, but grandma style, it's like a scrap book.
Speaker 2: It's like bumble what she's supposed to do with the pictures? Though? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're right, because the people aren't also consenting to even
Speaker 2: be in the book.
Speaker 3: Yeah okay, And we are going to finish this off
Speaker 3: with Jeffrey with another Grandma gone wrong.
Speaker 1: My grandma gave me a.
Speaker 2: Dildo and lub last year for Christmas.
Speaker 1: I am not gay. It was so awkward, and none
Speaker 1: of us knew what to do or why she gifted
Speaker 1: me this.
Speaker 2: This is what we're gonna you know what, we are
Speaker 2: naming this pod Grandma's Gone Wild because or some version
Speaker 2: of that, because we got to talk to some grandma's,
Speaker 2: you know, like we got to talk to that grandma.
Speaker 1: Oh we're not there yet, but I'm telling you, I
Speaker 1: feel like these ladies really, I mean, how often do
Speaker 1: you hear like zero fs given? But I think that
Speaker 1: it's almost like an age thing, like you earn that
Speaker 1: you don't give up. I'm gonna give my grandkids all
Speaker 1: sorts of weird section. I don't care anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's on sale,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 2: like she's trying to be hit right, like sex positive,
Speaker 2: like whatever you need things right now, whatever you need,
Speaker 2: I'm cool with it. In fact, here's a dildo and loop?
Speaker 2: How about it?
Speaker 1: All?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Well, you continue to inspire and make me laugh. I
Speaker 1: can't get very much for this moment. This was a
Speaker 1: session I did not know that I needed, and I'm
Speaker 1: glad that I got me too.
Speaker 2: They always come through. But I really think that also
Speaker 2: what I love about it is that we continue to
Speaker 2: get surprised.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well there's people out there that are ready to
Speaker 1: surprise you.
Speaker 2: Yeah they are all right, We're gonna let you guys
Speaker 2: go and call this the end of the episode. You
Speaker 2: take a step and take him a tet