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Speaker 1: Call it what it Is with Jessica Capshaw and Camille Luddington,

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Speaker 1: an iHeartRadio podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello, hello everyone, and welcome to a new

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Speaker 2: episode of Short and Sweet.

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Speaker 1: Keeping it short and sweet.

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Speaker 2: We're keeping it short and sweet.

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Speaker 3: Know what, you don't have time for anything else right

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Speaker 3: now during this crazy season.

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Speaker 2: Not during the holidays.

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Speaker 1: I have to do lists, that have to do lists.

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Speaker 2: That's actually my life, right Yeah it is. Yeah, we're

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Speaker 2: going to dive right in. But we decided to make

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Speaker 2: today holiday themed. We're gonna have a lot of holiday

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Speaker 2: We're sticking with it, Yeah, we are.

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Speaker 1: But we threw out a question to the crew.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we did.

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Speaker 1: What are the weirdest or oddest gifts that you've received

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Speaker 1: for this season? Yeah we got some.

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Speaker 2: Wham. I am thanking you got some good I mean always,

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Speaker 2: we know that if we ask the crew, they're going

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Speaker 2: to come through for us.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: Can I just say before we start that I listened

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Speaker 2: to our past episode and you know how we talked

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Speaker 2: about like, how like I sound drunk sometimes? M Well,

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Speaker 2: I said this, I literally I think in the last episode,

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Speaker 2: sound like I'm like for Marguerite is in the one

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Speaker 2: where we in person. Yeah, I was a little sloppy, dappy.

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Speaker 1: You were drunk on my presence, You're just drunk.

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Speaker 2: I just I think that I'm gonna have to I

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Speaker 2: just I think I'm gonna really speak very eloquent.

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Speaker 1: You just do one in your English accent.

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Speaker 2: Oh maybe I will, Maybe you should. Yeah, that's a

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Speaker 2: great idea. Okay, enough of my drunkenness. Have you received

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Speaker 2: an odd gift.

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Speaker 1: An awkward gift, or something terrible?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm asking you me, You're asking I'm asking you

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Speaker 2: personally before we dive into theirs. M yeah, haven't we

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Speaker 2: all had our fair share of gifts that we might

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Speaker 2: not have purchased for ourselves. But I've said this before

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Speaker 2: because we did this during the birthday episode. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I'm tough because you know, when I was younger.

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Speaker 1: Dad, I've grown grown.

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Speaker 3: I used to think that when someone got me a

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Speaker 3: gift that was super not me, it was like some

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Speaker 3: sort of.

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Speaker 1: You know, indication that they didn't really know me.

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Speaker 2: That is so Jessica Capshaw, I know this is so amazing.

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Speaker 1: Not now now, I'm like, come one, come all lately.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you, I'm just in a very Jesus

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Speaker 3: take the wheel time in my life.

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Speaker 1: And it's right around his birthday right now, So you know,

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Speaker 1: maybe he's just taking all the wheels. He's taken all

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Speaker 1: the wheels.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I had an ex boyfriend person I was dating,

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Speaker 2: gave me the most hideous piece of jewelry ever. I

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Speaker 2: meane it looked like it was, you know, probably a

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Speaker 2: relic and perhaps possessed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Game of Thrones.

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Speaker 2: It was more like I was a style something. Even

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Speaker 2: your grandma's like, ew, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like she she's selling it because she's like big, yes, chunky, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: like a chunky with like a He's like, babe, I

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Speaker 2: got it in a state sale. I mean I wish

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Speaker 2: he had because maybe it would have been cheap. But

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Speaker 2: I think he spent a little money on it. I

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Speaker 2: mean maybe not. It's what I don't like, and I

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Speaker 2: will say this, I'm not like a super into the

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Speaker 2: stones that are just not super precious. I know that

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Speaker 2: sounds snobby, and I'm gonna embrace it. I saw everyone

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Speaker 2: I know what it.

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Speaker 1: Sounds, and just stones that aren't super precious.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be I'm calling it what it is. This

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Speaker 2: is one of my Achilles heels.

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Speaker 1: What why are you seeing it as a weakness. It's

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Speaker 1: a strong point of view.

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Speaker 2: If I get a ring and it has like a

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Speaker 2: That's at the back of the drawer.

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Speaker 1: Here's the real problem with these awkward, weird or terrible gifts.

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Speaker 1: What do you do with them? Where do they go?

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Speaker 2: They're at the back of the drawer, But ultimately.

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Speaker 1: That's not satisfying, like they actually they really got to

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Speaker 1: go if you really don't like them.

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Speaker 2: No, they do have to buy it. You can't. You

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Speaker 2: can't hawk them while you're in the relationship. That's my point.

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Speaker 1: Where do they go?

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Speaker 2: You got to break up? Do you sell them?

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Speaker 1: Do you donate them? No?

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Speaker 2: Because that's insulting.

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Speaker 1: To the birth gift them grandma.

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Speaker 2: I mean, here's the thing I'm gonna say really.

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Speaker 1: Quick to make you feel less bad about it.

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Speaker 2: It's okay to not like it, right, you're like the

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Speaker 2: hard part for me, the painful part, and this is

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Speaker 2: really selfish and very vain. But then I have to

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Speaker 2: wear it that day because they got it. And so

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Speaker 2: you're like in your cute outfit.

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Speaker 3: And you're like, please, don't judge me. Don't think I

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Speaker 3: would have chosen this for myself.

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Speaker 2: And then it's ruined by the Godzilla of chunk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, junk, chunk, junk, junk, chunky junk.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't need it to look like it could

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Speaker 2: turn into a transformer, do you know what I mean? Like,

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Speaker 2: that's what I've I've had that situation. Mmm, I digress.

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Speaker 3: I definitely think I had a moment. I had a

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Speaker 3: moment where I think I said, if there's gonna be jewelry,

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Speaker 3: because it costs money, can I get a pre approval?

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Speaker 3: Can there be a preapproval process?

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Speaker 2: Mm? Hm? Does Christopher have to email it to you?

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Speaker 1: I think I pick it and I email it to him.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, so he's not picking it at all.

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Speaker 1: I think we're past that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know what he knows best. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: he knows because it's not gonna work. If you need

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Speaker 2: you need that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. There was a really funny It was really it

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Speaker 1: made me laugh so hard and you can't really laugh.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you could, maybe you could laugh if you're on

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Speaker 1: both sides of this. But it was a Saturn life skit.

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Speaker 3: With Christian Wig and the punchline was like it was

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Speaker 3: a very sing songy skit thing about Christmas morning, and

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Speaker 1: You know, I saw the siblings. Yeah, all the siblings

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Speaker 1: are like and not everything Brian, but it was like,

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Speaker 1: you know, I gotta I got some air pods and

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Speaker 1: I got a new phone, and I got this, and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and yeah.

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Speaker 1: It really is true, like we we we sort of

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Speaker 1: I think it's because we just don't know what to get,

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Speaker 1: So we go with robe and a big hug.

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Speaker 2: I do. But I have to say I love a robe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't need more than one. Two maybe

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Speaker 1: two you need to Yeah, you need one that can't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, one that's like cozy, yeah yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: all right, let's dive into the crew because okay, great

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Speaker 2: have some responses.

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Speaker 1: They got stuff to say.

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Speaker 3: All right, all right, let's start that Alex okay, Alex says,

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Speaker 3: I just want to say, I hate when people who

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Speaker 1: Know me get me something that isn't me at all.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Alex.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Jess feels you You're correct. Yeah, although I have

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Speaker 2: to say, like, I feel like maybe they're opening you

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Speaker 2: up to new possibilities of things you could like not

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Speaker 2: now not not with that.

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Speaker 1: Look you never hear me silent, and I just was, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we know what that means.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead. Next one, Goodwin wrote, the worst gift I've

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Speaker 2: ever received is an oven mint the of glove from

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Speaker 2: QBC from my husband on Valentine's Day. He's now my.

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Speaker 3: Excent that can get me an oven min on Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 1: The double whammy. It's a bad gift on the wrong holiday.

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Speaker 2: I don't know the holiday that that would be good

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Speaker 2: for Oven Day. That's literally it, Yeah, google Oven Day especially,

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Speaker 2: And I feel like if if you're going to do

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Speaker 2: for some reason, this is the gift, right mind, Williams

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Speaker 2: Sonoma or you don't know what I mean, Like, you don't

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Speaker 2: need the of glove from QBC.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I think I I don't even need to go

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Speaker 3: past where they get it. Marlowe got three bottles of

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Speaker 2: I do love Ranch, love Ranch, I.

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Speaker 1: Love Ranch to my French fries. I love Ranch on

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Speaker 3: I think, marlow I don't even know that we can

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Speaker 3: more context, Like that could have been like a funny

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Speaker 2: Is that what it's called? What's that white?

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Speaker 1: Or she may just she or he may love franch dressing,

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Speaker 1: and which case that's maybe a gift, Yeah, like a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we think that's a great gift.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what's wrong?

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Speaker 2: We don't know what's wrong. Marlowe justlyin said I received

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Speaker 2: a dildo and a book about sexual positions from my grandma.

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Speaker 2: Grandma why not? Yeah, she knows. She's like, you know what,

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Speaker 2: you know? When I think grandma's again, she's like she's

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Speaker 2: a little stressed out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and also she's thinking every generation needs to evolve.

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Speaker 3: Fran says, I got pimple patches for my birthday.

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Speaker 2: We've talked about this. I love those stars, I.

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Speaker 1: Know, and they're not cheap, you know.

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Speaker 3: You and I went to CBS the other day together

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Speaker 3: and I was in that aisle and I was like,

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Speaker 3: I because I'm a little curious about the ones that

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But then anyways, so I saw the prices on those

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Speaker 3: and they are not cheap, so maybe that I don't know, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Did you ask for them? It's more of a stalking stuffer.

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Speaker 1: I agree with that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ooh, there are.

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Speaker 1: So many cute there. Have you heard about this thing

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Speaker 1: called the Burr baskets? No, it's say you are are

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Speaker 1: for when you get cold in the winter, and it's

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Speaker 1: like these gift baskets.

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Speaker 2: No, but that's a really cute idea. Is that just

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Speaker 2: New York or everywhere?

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Speaker 1: Do you think it's everywhere everywhere that you have a

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Speaker 1: phone or social platforms?

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Speaker 2: Well? Or should have been paying you for that plug

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Speaker 2: right there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, uh huh.

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Speaker 2: I don't know the Burr.

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Speaker 3: I think it's a concept, not a brand. But what

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Speaker 2: We're launching this if it's not a thing. Next Caroline,

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Speaker 1: There are a lot of in the crafting community. Don't

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Speaker 2: I love that. Yeah, except I think that this personally

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like I've seen you rock

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Speaker 1: Never seen me in a pair of shorts. Are you kidding?

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Speaker 2: I mean there's nothing, no, no, no, I know you love

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, this next one, Jenny, I feel you.

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Speaker 3: My grandma gifted me a painting of something she thought

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Speaker 2: It's just good, Emily says, at age thirteen, my grandmother

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Speaker 2: Grandma's the grandmas are an issue.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and also you're right thirteen, Please say more.

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Speaker 2: Hell no, Jamie, this.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't a gift to me, but my aunt or aunt

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Speaker 1: That's yet. You don't do that, Jada.

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Speaker 2: Just I feel like I want to do that to you.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna send you a calendar of just

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Speaker 2: my dogs. Sure, sure, sure, okay, Ray says.

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Speaker 1: My second year of teaching health, I received a pair

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I feel like there's more to

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Speaker 2: I feel yeah, come on, they said like, if you're.

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Speaker 1: And then they did, and now he's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was weird. Can you take them home?

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Speaker 2: how do you keep keep it? I have questions, Meredith.

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Speaker 2: My mom got me a weird chin strap exercise thing

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a real confidence booster.

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Speaker 1: It's a confidence booster.

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Speaker 3: I was given a cuddle boyfriend pillow and it has

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Speaker 1: Shut up.

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Speaker 2: Listen. If you're around like your cousins and stuff, and

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Speaker 2: they're you're like, okay, I'm oping this one up and

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Speaker 1: I think you can leave it at home. I don't

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Speaker 2: Will you leave it at home? But you're opening it

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Speaker 2: don't know. Summer, my cousins gave me a call a car.

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Speaker 2: This will be easier for me to stand a bush accent.

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Speaker 2: Can I just tell you this? Summer my cousins gave

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Speaker 1: Is that what you sound like when you're English?

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Speaker 1: I love it. You should definitely, Yeah, I do. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Out, A cardboard cut out. It's just harder an American accent.

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Speaker 2: I digress of the rock, So weird. No, there's more

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Speaker 2: to this, chew. Come on, Maybe you love Jumanji or something.

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Speaker 3: During COVID when we couldn't all be together for the holidays.

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Speaker 2: That's really cute.

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Speaker 1: That's really cute, Maya. The weirdest gift I ever got

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Speaker 2: What no, No, I don't like that cure. My ex

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Speaker 2: but it wasn't my name.

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Speaker 1: I got it in a state sale. It's vintage.

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Speaker 2: I mean, okay, yes, possible, but don't ever like if

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Speaker 2: you're in estate sale, like, you don't need to pick

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Speaker 1: Teya.

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Speaker 3: I got a book from my grandfather that had a

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Speaker 2: Surprise. That's very strange. The grandparents are not looking so

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Speaker 1: Or actually, the grandmas are pretty hot, but we need

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Speaker 2: There's spicy, Yeah, Claire, I got gifted back the gift

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Speaker 1: I think that's just awkward and kind of stuneyoper are Yeah,

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Speaker 1: No, Carissa said, my monster in law gave me makeup

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Speaker 2: Oh that's great us, Malaura. I got a box of

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Speaker 2: things out of duct tape. I have never once expressed

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Speaker 2: see you as a duct tape creator. Yeah wow new business.

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Speaker 1: Ali wrote it and said I love Harry Styles. However

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's a little too intense. Maybe a cuddle

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Speaker 3: Yeah, then it has some personality and say, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: My boyfriend at the time gave me a Gellette shaving kit.

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Speaker 2: Sh shave better? I don't know, you know what that

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Speaker 2: He runs into CVS, he sees that Gillette. He's like

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Speaker 1: Africa wrote in I think this one's very funny. I

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Speaker 2: I've never heard of that. It's so gross, disgusting. Never

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Speaker 2: I feel like Africa should have named names with that one. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we do have to talk about that at some point, Bethany.

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Speaker 2: I got men's boxers. My mother in law assumed all

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Speaker 1: You don't get to do that. No, Natalia wrote in

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Speaker 1: the worst gift I've ever received is one of those

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Speaker 2: I think I think the rule here should be unless

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Speaker 2: you don't get gifted anything like that.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: If I came downstairs Christmas morning and there was a giant,

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Speaker 2: No, Okay, Thalma, I got a bod Day one year,

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Speaker 2: thought it was such a weird gift, but ended up

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I also think that's kind of just a cumbersome

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Speaker 3: thing to give as a gift, Like, could you give

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Speaker 3: a gift certificate for it and say, like.

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Speaker 1: I'll have the bidet installed next week. Yeah, you do that,

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Speaker 1: wrapping the bidet and putting it under the tree. By

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Speaker 1: the way, do all Americans know what.

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Speaker 2: A bidet is?

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Speaker 1: I've never seen a bidet in America.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so a bday as explained by a non European

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Speaker 3: Jessica Capshaw, would be, it looks like a toilet without

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Speaker 3: a seat or a back, and it has a fountain. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and like a fountain in the middle that is sort

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Speaker 3: of adjustable and you.

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Speaker 2: You sit on it on it and you wash what

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Speaker 2: you need to wash.

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Speaker 1: You wash your your you're downstairs, you're you're underbits, you're undercarriage.

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Speaker 2: I have one in my home, do you yes, in

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Speaker 2: my primary bathroom.

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Speaker 1: I have that. Did you put it in? No?

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Speaker 2: I did not, and I was not gifted it. It

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Speaker 2: was already there, little little add on.

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Speaker 1: That's unique.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're next.

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Speaker 1: Mariska says, I got a penis shaped candle from my

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Speaker 1: then boyfriend. I'm a lesbian now, thank god.

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Speaker 3: I mean the audacity and or sense of humor that

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Speaker 3: someone would have to have.

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Speaker 1: To give you a penis shaped candle.

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Speaker 2: I can't say I've ever seen a penis shaped candle. Also,

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Speaker 2: what time of year? It's not like a bachelorette party?

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Speaker 2: Like what are you whipping that out? You know what

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Speaker 2: I'm saying? Hm? Also, do you want to see it

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Speaker 2: like burn? Yeah, it's kind of growth? Okay, Reagan? Okay.

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Speaker 2: When I was fourteen, my grandma the Grandma's again, we

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Speaker 2: are again watch out. Grandma gave me a box of photos, oh,

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Speaker 2: random boys because I didn't have a boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: That's weird.

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Speaker 2: You know what? No, is it that weird? Because if

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Speaker 2: they're boys in the neighborhood, it's kind of like a

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Speaker 2: dating app, but grandma style, it's like a scrap book.

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Speaker 2: It's like bumble what she's supposed to do with the pictures? Though? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you're right, because the people aren't also consenting to even

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Speaker 2: be in the book.

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Speaker 3: Yeah okay, And we are going to finish this off

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Speaker 3: with Jeffrey with another Grandma gone wrong.

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Speaker 1: My grandma gave me a.

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Speaker 2: Dildo and lub last year for Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I am not gay. It was so awkward, and none

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Speaker 1: of us knew what to do or why she gifted

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Speaker 1: me this.

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Speaker 2: This is what we're gonna you know what, we are

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Speaker 2: naming this pod Grandma's Gone Wild because or some version

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Speaker 2: of that, because we got to talk to some grandma's,

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Speaker 2: you know, like we got to talk to that grandma.

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Speaker 1: Oh we're not there yet, but I'm telling you, I

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Speaker 1: feel like these ladies really, I mean, how often do

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Speaker 1: you hear like zero fs given? But I think that

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Speaker 1: it's almost like an age thing, like you earn that

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Speaker 1: you don't give up. I'm gonna give my grandkids all

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Speaker 1: sorts of weird section. I don't care anymore.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's on sale,

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Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? I don't know. Maybe

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Speaker 2: like she's trying to be hit right, like sex positive,

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Speaker 2: like whatever you need things right now, whatever you need,

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Speaker 2: I'm cool with it. In fact, here's a dildo and loop?

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Speaker 2: How about it?

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Speaker 1: All?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: Well, you continue to inspire and make me laugh. I

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Speaker 1: can't get very much for this moment. This was a

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Speaker 1: session I did not know that I needed, and I'm

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Speaker 1: glad that I got me too.

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Speaker 2: They always come through. But I really think that also

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Speaker 2: what I love about it is that we continue to

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Speaker 2: get surprised.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well there's people out there that are ready to

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Speaker 1: surprise you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah they are all right, We're gonna let you guys

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Speaker 2: go and call this the end of the episode. You

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Speaker 2: take a step and take him a tet