Speaker 1: What type of friend are you? It's a jewel show,
Speaker 1: a very good one.
Speaker 2: There's a new study that says there's only four types
Speaker 2: of friends. So we'll go over it next so you
Speaker 2: can see if you really are the problem in your
Speaker 2: friend group. After this, and it's the Jewel Show. What
Speaker 2: type of friend are you? It's the Jewel Show. And
Speaker 2: according to a new report, there are only four types
Speaker 2: of friends. And if you look at groups of friends
Speaker 2: when they go out, I think it's pretty true. Like
Speaker 2: when women go out, they always have their team mom, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: to watch over them and make sure that they're all
Speaker 2: safe and shoe away any unwanted male potential, or.
Speaker 1: Just pick us up when we get sloppy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's always the one that will eventually be outside
Speaker 2: crying on the curb looking for her shoe. There's the
Speaker 2: instigator friend, the one who pushes that one to do
Speaker 2: everything that she wants to do but can't do because
Speaker 2: she's in a relationship.
Speaker 1: I'm just like really replaying.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: According to psychologists, there are only four types of friends.
Speaker 2: So we'll go home right now and you can see
Speaker 2: what kind a friend you are. There's the type a
Speaker 2: friend that's the overly responsible one you plan and organize everything,
Speaker 2: have a sense of urgency, and make sure things like
Speaker 2: vacations don't fall apart.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I definitely have two of those because that
Speaker 4: is not me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like also mom friendish. But they're so helpful
Speaker 1: because then they do plan everything and you show up
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh my gosh, we have so many
Speaker 1: things to do this weekend. It is so exciting.
Speaker 4: And I mean, while there are four types of friends,
Speaker 4: it's very important to make sure that you have friends
Speaker 4: that are good at all the things that you're not
Speaker 4: good at, and then you also come to the table
Speaker 4: and offer something.
Speaker 1: Very important and a good friend group.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's the type A, which also be known as
Speaker 2: high strung and a little attitudinal.
Speaker 5: As far as we're concerned, right, if we were all friends,
Speaker 5: I think that's the friend that I would be.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Oh my gosh, Wait, we're not friends, we're family. No,
Speaker 1: not that either.
Speaker 2: There's the type friend they say, the type B friend
Speaker 2: is you'd give someone the shirt off your back, but
Speaker 2: you need help too. You're forgetful, leave stuff behind, and
Speaker 2: your phone is always dead.
Speaker 1: Jubilee, he will give you the shirt off his back.
Speaker 1: Lit if I remember my shirt.
Speaker 5: Yes, and if you can get a hold of him
Speaker 5: because his phone's dead.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 2: I know you really needed the shirt off my back
Speaker 2: yesterday and I would have given it to you, but
Speaker 2: my phone was dead. And also I don't know where
Speaker 2: any of my shirts are.
Speaker 1: I hope you're doing okay.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Can I give you my shoes?
Speaker 2: Scientists say there's only four types of friends. The type
Speaker 2: C friend you're organized like the type A friend, but
Speaker 2: more neurotic and more likely to about out of things
Speaker 2: that other people want to do. And you love long naps.
Speaker 2: I think I have a friend like that.
Speaker 5: Is that me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you like your naps and you love to
Speaker 3: like say yes, but you also no.
Speaker 1: If I don't want to do it, I do protect
Speaker 1: my piece at all costs.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: You're also the one that you plan like type A,
Speaker 5: but you don't want to be responsible for the follow through.
Speaker 5: You're like, no, no, no, we're gonna do these things right,
Speaker 5: Type A friends.
Speaker 1: Right, I'll say what I want to do and then
Speaker 1: you guys can figure it out. Totally taking enough the
Speaker 1: shirt off my back while I'm sleepy.
Speaker 7: Wait, what.
Speaker 1: I have to say?
Speaker 2: There's only four types of friends the type D friend.
Speaker 2: You're annoyed a lot. This doesn't sound like a good friend.
Speaker 4: This is victorious, annoyed a lot, prone to confrontation. Oh no,
Speaker 4: I have a twisted sense of humor, and you might
Speaker 4: be into weird stuff like crystals in astrology. I'm pard
Speaker 4: of that friend too. Really, I'm very you annoyed with
Speaker 4: your friends a lot, Nina. This is always me a
Speaker 4: lot sometimes. But I'm very protective, so I pop off
Speaker 4: pretty quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah you do.
Speaker 4: You're very sound like a bad friend. I'm a very
Speaker 4: loyal No, that's I think that's more loyalty.
Speaker 3: Like you're very quick to say something to someone if
Speaker 3: your friend is done wrong.
Speaker 5: Well, I also don't think this is a bad friend
Speaker 5: to have, right. So you got your type A person
Speaker 5: that's going to plan everything. Your type person's gonna tell
Speaker 5: that person they screwed. Type B person's going to show
Speaker 5: up and say hey, guys, how can I help and
Speaker 5: actually mean it, but he will be late.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then that other friend is the Friday friend. It's
Speaker 5: the friend that's like, oh, let's just do whatever, man,
Speaker 5: let's just hang out and do whatever we want. And
Speaker 5: you need all those friends at different times. Keep them
Speaker 5: away from each other. Wait, what you got to know
Speaker 5: how to hang out with friends? You got to pick
Speaker 5: friends who are good at what they do and only
Speaker 5: hang out with them when that's their thing that they're
Speaker 5: good at doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, certain friends that you can take to certain events
Speaker 2: or you can go do things with. Like you know
Speaker 2: that there's one friend that you can't hang out with
Speaker 2: and just relax. Right, Some friends are very stressful totally.
Speaker 2: They wear you out even though you like to see them,
Speaker 2: but you're like, you're once a month's friend. I have
Speaker 2: to recuperate after I hang out with you.
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm at that phase of my life though,
Speaker 4: or the ones that you have to recuperate, I'm second
Speaker 4: guessing if it's worth it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know that's fair though, No, I'm serious.
Speaker 4: Like if they're draining and they're super negative and then
Speaker 4: they're like critical of everything you do.
Speaker 1: Am I triggered right now? Draining negative is different thing
Speaker 1: just draining?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, Like if they're negative, that's one thing.
Speaker 2: But if they're the friend that's training because you're like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's meet up for dinner on a Tuesday, and then
Speaker 2: before you know what, you show up and they've already
Speaker 2: got shots lined up.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that friend. That's my friend bly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they I don't know. They tire me out though. Yeah,
Speaker 2: You're like, okay, like it's Tuesday night. We can't make
Speaker 2: every night like it was Vegas, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What day is it today? Because I'm feeling like a turnout. Way,
Speaker 1: don't you have a wife and kids? Like, how are
Speaker 1: you still doing this? Respect? It's another jubile phone frame
Speaker 1: day mornings on the twenties. Hello, yeah, so this is
Speaker 1: dok I'm taring Hello, hoo ho ho. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, is this show?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is donk donk Yeah, Paul Donkler. Most people just
Speaker 2: call me Donks though. I'm the entertainment for the work
Speaker 2: holiday party that you planned.
Speaker 10: Right, Great, I am in front of my computer so
Speaker 10: you can go ahead with uni.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm just because you So I'm playing the
Speaker 2: role of Santa for your work party, and I just
Speaker 2: wanted to know like music selection and the genre of
Speaker 2: music you'd like me to get down to you, and
Speaker 2: then also liked if I should bring the elf on
Speaker 2: the shelf with me.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw that.
Speaker 11: Actually I didn't realize that came included. Actually that's really nice. Yeah,
Speaker 11: I mean probably just regular Christmas. It's fine. You know,
Speaker 11: I don't know if you have like a mix.
Speaker 2: Okay, well all right, I guess I could put together
Speaker 2: a routine with some Christmas classics. Okay, that sounds cool.
Speaker 2: So the elf on the shelf? Like shit, you did
Speaker 2: you see that?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I think the standard Christmas is fine? But what if
Speaker 11: you mean with the routine.
Speaker 10: You know, do you have like a certain way that
Speaker 10: you like people to come up to you.
Speaker 2: Well, they can just their wands and like throw them
Speaker 2: in the g strep like you know, they can just
Speaker 2: throw them in there. It's fine, Like I don't have
Speaker 2: a problem with that at all. They can just approach.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, can't say g strip.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I'll not, like of course, like unless because
Speaker 2: I cannot go like full donk you know, because I
Speaker 2: could get in trouble for that.
Speaker 11: So by full donk are you saying? You know what?
Speaker 11: I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: Because like that's actually cool because if I bring the
Speaker 2: off on the shelf with me, like I do a
Speaker 2: thing where like I make it so like has a
Speaker 2: shelf to sit on.
Speaker 1: If you know what I mean, And that's like a
Speaker 1: crowd pleaser.
Speaker 11: Hey, oh my god, have I booked a stripper for you?
Speaker 11: A stripper?
Speaker 2: I I am not a stripper now, okay, all right,
Speaker 2: because that like term I find a grating. So I'm
Speaker 2: a dancer. Like you know, I'm not a stickler about much,
Speaker 2: but like I do like to be called a dancer
Speaker 2: because I put a lot of into my craft, working
Speaker 2: to my own crafty.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry.
Speaker 10: You know, this is a work party, right, Like I
Speaker 10: booked you to sit on a chair, and so people
Speaker 10: come over and say ha ha.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they will like there is a portion where
Speaker 2: I sit down and people can come sit on my lap,
Speaker 2: you know, and like tell me what they want for
Speaker 2: the holidays. I'll tell them if they've been naughty or
Speaker 2: nies or whatever. You know, I mean most of you
Speaker 2: are naughty.
Speaker 11: By the way, this is not what I intended to book.
Speaker 10: I absolutely this is a work party and you have
Speaker 10: to keep your clothes on.
Speaker 11: Do you have an option where you keep your clothes on?
Speaker 13: So?
Speaker 2: Are we like negotiating then for the full donk? Like
Speaker 2: is that what's going on?
Speaker 11: No, we are absolutely not negotiating for the full talk Okay,
Speaker 11: we are.
Speaker 10: I have booked a Santa, a regular Santa, a Santa
Speaker 10: that could be in front of children, but will but
Speaker 10: still passively Santa.
Speaker 1: You know what I also do.
Speaker 2: I do this thing to Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
Speaker 2: where I put like a red nose somewhere and people
Speaker 2: love that.
Speaker 6: Dude.
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, that sounds interesting, but you know what, actually,
Speaker 10: just no, I'm going to cancel this.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: I do have to let you know that that we
Speaker 2: don't offer any refunds, so like like you can't get
Speaker 2: your money back. But I guess I just so do
Speaker 2: you don't want the donk at your party? You don't
Speaker 2: want donk Claus at your party.
Speaker 10: I do not want donk Clause at my holiday party?
Speaker 11: Would order a stripper Santa party?
Speaker 2: Your co worker Angela what because she's the one who
Speaker 2: set you off for this phone Frank, this is actually
Speaker 2: Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a phone prank on
Speaker 2: you and your coworker Angela set you up. Oh, she
Speaker 2: said that you've been stressed out planning this holiday party
Speaker 2: and you hired us Anthony Bach you want to mess with?
Speaker 2: You are so no full dolphin or what still confused?
Speaker 1: No wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks, it's
Speaker 1: time for what's trending with Nina.
Speaker 4: So psychic is already predicting big things for twenty twenty five. Yes,
Speaker 4: one of those things includes it's the year that aliens
Speaker 4: will make physical contacts.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that a good thing or a
Speaker 1: bad thing. I thought they already did this year. They did.
Speaker 4: Who didn't We talk about all the different times where
Speaker 4: like bodies were found and that's not.
Speaker 3: Like actual contact, I think this time, and they're going
Speaker 3: to be speaking.
Speaker 4: To us like I kind of thought too that it
Speaker 4: was implied that they've been speaking to the government and
Speaker 4: they're just covering Wait what, I don't know, Maybe that
Speaker 4: a long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have.
Speaker 5: Do you think Ryan Seacrest is so successful and your's
Speaker 5: Rock and Eve this year he's going to rip off
Speaker 5: his meat too and be like what wow?
Speaker 1: So this guy that'd be amazing.
Speaker 4: This particular this particular psychic believes that extraterrestrials aim to
Speaker 4: assist humanity like they did in the past, rather than
Speaker 4: pose a threat. So we should be seeing a big
Speaker 4: increase in them in our skies and eventually our lives,
Speaker 4: emphasizing their mission towards guiding us towards saving ourselves in
Speaker 4: the planet.
Speaker 2: So they can hid that they know is going to
Speaker 2: explode at some point, but saving ourselves like evolving.
Speaker 1: I think you know what.
Speaker 5: They're the ones that know about the ticking time back.
Speaker 1: What. I just don't understand it quick to go down
Speaker 1: a rabbit hole real quick. I mean I knew you would.
Speaker 2: I don't understand why. I get it, Yes, conserve, save
Speaker 2: the planet and everything else. But if you watch how
Speaker 2: planets move, Mars at one point was where Earth was,
Speaker 2: So eventually Earth is going to move out of the
Speaker 2: inhabitable zone for a Solar system. It could be in
Speaker 2: billions of years, but at some point this planet is
Speaker 2: going to be uninhabitable no matter what, because you can't
Speaker 2: hold it in place. It's can continue to float further
Speaker 2: and further away from the Sun. And then eventually but
Speaker 2: where Mars is, and it'll be like Mars and then
Speaker 2: I just don't know why we're not trying to just
Speaker 2: get to a different planet. Are behind us though? Behind us,
Speaker 2: they keep trying to go forward, and I'm like, why
Speaker 2: are you going away from this? You should go to
Speaker 2: the planet that's going to be replacing where Earth is,
Speaker 2: because then it will be inhabitable again because we are.
Speaker 4: Trying to go to space on the Moon and then
Speaker 4: other planets as well.
Speaker 5: They started going to Mars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they started trying to go back towards
Speaker 2: like Mercury and stuff.
Speaker 6: So that's it's cool.
Speaker 5: So if we want to be on Mercury, is what
Speaker 5: you're saying a little further down this reb roll. I
Speaker 5: think the Earth changes could possibly be happening to get
Speaker 5: humanity ready for a less hospitable planet.
Speaker 1: That's what I think. Yeah, that makes more sense, lolow burn, this.
Speaker 5: Is what evolution looks like, Mother Truckers.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so true.
Speaker 5: Evolution just stop because humans exist.
Speaker 1: And why do we know that, Like because we're the
Speaker 1: alien alien?
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, what are the aliens?
Speaker 1: Okay wait, how did you get a serious and right there?
Speaker 4: Because there has to be aliens somewhere else, and then
Speaker 4: what you rotate homes, it's like, tag, you're it, We're
Speaker 4: going to go to your planet. And I like, we
Speaker 4: just keep jumping planets because there's if there's aliens out there,
Speaker 4: it's not just us.
Speaker 5: Our space station. Well, mar space station is an alien
Speaker 5: siding on another planet. Right, Wait all our stuff that orbit.
Speaker 5: Come on, guys, we're the Heliens man.
Speaker 1: Everybody hears me, Wait too, lady. Okay, there was some
Speaker 1: snacks in the break room that I had a bunch of. Okay,
Speaker 1: keep this Santa Claus head. It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 5: Only on the.
Speaker 2: Jubile Show, Julia is on the phone today for to
Speaker 2: catch a cheater. She's been with her boyfriend George for
Speaker 2: a year, but now she thinks that he might be
Speaker 2: messing around, so we'll see if we can help her out. Julia, Sorry,
Speaker 2: you have to come on the show this way, but
Speaker 2: what's up? Why do you think George is cheating on you?
Speaker 14: So?
Speaker 11: Yeah, so George and I we don't live together, but basically,
Speaker 11: like we might as well be. We both work a lot,
Speaker 11: so you know, we try to spend as much time
Speaker 11: together as you can. But a while ago, I signed
Speaker 11: Georgia at my gym that I go to, so like,
Speaker 11: basically after work we can like both go work out
Speaker 11: together and spend some time together that way and decompressed together. Yeah,
Speaker 11: I figured that was like a way to kind of
Speaker 11: like be productive and still spend time together, and then
Speaker 11: he actually got me an Apple Watch and I said
Speaker 11: we should do like a fitness challenge on it, and
Speaker 11: I was like, okay, never had one before, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 11: But then so basically it was like we were both
Speaker 11: doing really good. You know, I was like using the app.
Speaker 11: We were like using this you know, all the info
Speaker 11: on there, like taking it super seriously. You know. It
Speaker 11: was fun to like you know, just basically check your progress.
Speaker 11: But yeah, at a certain point, he was like way
Speaker 11: more ahead of me. Like there was like suddenly just
Speaker 11: like a giant spike in activity and it's like on
Speaker 11: the thing, it gives you the info. I said it
Speaker 11: was around two am, So I was like, okay, like
Speaker 11: even if you fell asleep with it, like he'd never
Speaker 11: like amassed that much. Like it's just like this doesn't
Speaker 11: make any sense. It was just like this giant spike.
Speaker 11: So I was like, you know, I thought maybe if
Speaker 11: she had it on like while he was like by
Speaker 11: himself or something, you know, but still you know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 11: but like the like the spike was huge, and so
Speaker 11: I was like, well, that still doesn't really make any sense.
Speaker 11: It was like it was like a he was running
Speaker 11: a marathon for like twenty minutes, so he's constantly working.
Speaker 11: Like I mentioned before, Like, there's no way he would
Speaker 11: be up that late because he had to get up
Speaker 11: early in the morning and so he should be sleeping.
Speaker 11: And he didn't really work out late at night because
Speaker 11: he says he keeps him up. So I asked him
Speaker 11: about a couple of days later, and he said he
Speaker 11: was stressed that day and couldn't sleep, so he went
Speaker 11: for a quick run at the gym. I don't know,
Speaker 11: maybe he went to the gym in the middle of
Speaker 11: the night. It seems a little weird, But he worked
Speaker 11: out with me earlier that day, so I feel like
Speaker 11: that was just kind of weird because he had already
Speaker 11: worked out. So maybe maybe you can go twice in
Speaker 11: a day like people do that.
Speaker 6: But I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just is there anybody that he could have got
Speaker 4: his steps in with? I guess whatever we're calling it,
Speaker 4: I mean, I see where you're going with that, Like
Speaker 4: that is kind of alarming.
Speaker 1: It's two I am and you're like, okay, bro, twenty
Speaker 1: minutes is kind of.
Speaker 4: A sweet spot, you know, So is there anybody it
Speaker 4: could be or is there anything else that he's been doing.
Speaker 1: That's kind of weird.
Speaker 11: No, I feel like he's like when I first met him,
Speaker 11: he was like super you know, kind of nerdy, and
Speaker 11: he was a little like, you know, kind of softer
Speaker 11: and not in shape, not super confident, and he didn't
Speaker 11: have a lot of friends. So I don't think there's
Speaker 11: anyone that he could be like meeting. He's not like
Speaker 11: the most like social guy in the world. He's kind
Speaker 11: of a peek like you know. So, do you have
Speaker 11: an Apple watch?
Speaker 6: Juble?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 4: Do you know that if you were to be by
Speaker 4: yourself at that time, would it make it look like
Speaker 4: you were running a marathon? No, I don't think so.
Speaker 4: Your heart rate would go out, might go up a
Speaker 4: little bit. Yeah, but I think even if it was
Speaker 4: on that hand.
Speaker 1: I don't even know.
Speaker 2: I don't think so okay, yeah, and it definitely wouldn't
Speaker 2: never cut it out, but I will this afternoon.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, so yeah, back to us. And also it
Speaker 4: probably wouldn't be twenty minutes. Let's see real but yeah,
Speaker 4: we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 1: That is weird.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so, uh, we're like at the gym all the time,
Speaker 11: so instead of like maybe I don't know, like flowers
Speaker 11: or something. You could try to offer like a free
Speaker 11: kickboxing class or whatever and then ask him to do
Speaker 11: like a plus one and then see, like who.
Speaker 15: We give that too?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, we can come up with something to see
Speaker 2: if he'll tell us if he invites you or somebody else.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it just seems like more realistic.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll play.
Speaker 2: A song come back, and then call him and pretend
Speaker 2: to be from the gym and offer him some sort
Speaker 2: of package that involves someone else. Will figure it out
Speaker 2: here in a second, and then we'll see if he
Speaker 2: invites you or somebody else. Okay, okay, okay, we'll play
Speaker 2: song come back and get your to ketch theater next.
Speaker 2: Right in the middle of today's sketch you treat here
Speaker 2: if you're just joining us. Julia is on the phone.
Speaker 2: She's been with her boyfriend George for a year, but
Speaker 2: now she suspects that he might be cheating. So in
Speaker 2: a second, we're gonna call him and pretend to be
Speaker 2: from the gym that they both go to and say
Speaker 2: that we're offering a new kickboxing class for couples and
Speaker 2: we'd like him to come and if we could also
Speaker 2: have the name of the person he wants to bring.
Speaker 2: We'll see if he believes that and tells us either
Speaker 2: Julia's name or somebody else so we can find out.
Speaker 1: All right, Julia, are you ready to give him a call?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, real quick. Why don't you catch everybody up in
Speaker 1: your situation?
Speaker 12: So?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I've been dating my boyfriend for about a year.
Speaker 11: We go to the gym all the time together. When
Speaker 11: I was first dating him, he was not in shape.
Speaker 11: Now he is. I really got him in shape and
Speaker 11: was a good influence on him. But then h and
Speaker 11: then he bought me an Apple watch. We've both been
Speaker 11: like tracking our progress and I noticed one night at
Speaker 11: two am some high activity that didn't make any sense.
Speaker 11: He said he was at a gym. But who goes
Speaker 11: to the gym at too?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, all righty are you ready for us to
Speaker 1: call in?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 6: Hell yeah, hey, this.
Speaker 2: Is corrible calling from so I was looking for our
Speaker 2: member George.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is hey, bro, how are you I'm
Speaker 1: doing it?
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 1: Great man? Thank you for asking. Listen.
Speaker 2: I'm not calling for any marketing purposes right now. I'm
Speaker 2: actually calling to say congratulations. We're actually doing like an
Speaker 2: incentive for some of our newer members, and we know
Speaker 2: you just joined up, and so I'd like to offer
Speaker 2: you an exciting opportunity. Like it's not a sales thing.
Speaker 2: It's more like you want you want something.
Speaker 6: Is this one of the things that you add to
Speaker 6: like my account?
Speaker 1: No, dude, it's not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I know I'm not selling it the best,
Speaker 2: but that's not really my thing.
Speaker 1: I'm more of a trainer, you know.
Speaker 2: But we were actually doing kickboxing now and we are
Speaker 2: inviting some of our new members to sign up for
Speaker 2: an evening. It's like an event thing where we're launching
Speaker 2: our kickboxing but we're doing like a couples like mixer
Speaker 2: and stuff like that, so you can bring somebody like
Speaker 2: a date to it. You guys can do the class,
Speaker 2: but then also they'll be like, you know, drinks and
Speaker 2: stuff after. It's kind of like a fun thing.
Speaker 1: Are you interested?
Speaker 6: Yeah, kickboxing? That sounds great.
Speaker 2: It's a good workout. It's great, and like you don't
Speaker 2: have to sign up for anything. It's literally like it's
Speaker 2: just a it's just our way of saying thank you
Speaker 2: very much for you know, being a member here, and
Speaker 2: we want you to experience all the things we can offer,
Speaker 2: and like we're launching this new thing, so it's exciting.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, sign me in.
Speaker 2: Well sort of simple. I can just sign you up
Speaker 2: right now, but I do need to know are you
Speaker 2: going to bring a plus one?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 2: I just need to know like their names so we
Speaker 2: can have it here, you know, in case they're not
Speaker 2: a member.
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, you should just put down Sophie is this
Speaker 15: girl that works out at the gym and I picked
Speaker 15: up and I think this will like totally score.
Speaker 1: Points if you mean, like you met her here.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's probably real exciting.
Speaker 6: Then you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can probably look up the name Sophie and
Speaker 2: you get the last name or whatever. But well, i'll
Speaker 2: put you down with Sophie and then for the event,
Speaker 2: it's going to not be at all.
Speaker 6: Sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is.
Speaker 2: Actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show. My name's Jubil. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I'm Victoria, and we do a segment called
Speaker 2: to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant
Speaker 2: other might be cheating, you try to set them up
Speaker 2: and your girlfriend Julia is on the phone.
Speaker 6: Actually yeah, Hi, Yeah, what what is this? What's going on?
Speaker 11: Well, who's Sophie.
Speaker 15: Sophie, she's just a girl that works at she works
Speaker 15: out at the.
Speaker 4: Gym that you picked up at the gym. What do
Speaker 4: you mean, Well, that's just what you said.
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, she's just a friend at the gym. What
Speaker 6: do you mean?
Speaker 1: Was going to go back and listen to it again,
Speaker 1: because I'm pretty sure you did.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you said a girl I picked up at the gym,
Speaker 11: and he was all, oh, yeah, so these people are
Speaker 11: meeting at the gym and you're like, oh yeah, and
Speaker 11: I'm going to win points with her. Why would you
Speaker 11: want to win points with her?
Speaker 15: I just said that as a as a joke with
Speaker 15: the guy, was just asking, like I just wanted to
Speaker 15: let him know that I what is this about?
Speaker 9: How?
Speaker 6: Why are you on the radio? Like, why are you
Speaker 6: call it calling the radio?
Speaker 11: Well, you know how we have like the Apple watches?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Well why why at two am? Was there a crazy
Speaker 11: spike the other night?
Speaker 6: Why are you Like? I was just at the gym.
Speaker 16: What do you mean that I'm changing like my schedule
Speaker 16: and that just happened to me when I went.
Speaker 11: Working out at two am?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I told you like some nights I can't sleep, And.
Speaker 15: That's when I met that Sophie person, and she was
Speaker 15: the day and we were just got to talking.
Speaker 6: It literally doesn't mean anything. I was just thought that
Speaker 6: because I go there at night.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you take your girlfriend to that class?
Speaker 12: Then?
Speaker 6: If your just talking, it's because I can't sleep.
Speaker 15: I was just like, you're being controlling, Like.
Speaker 16: Why are you Why are you always telling me how
Speaker 16: and when I should like work out?
Speaker 2: I don't think telling you that also, George, why why
Speaker 2: wouldn't you invite your girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Why would you invite Sophie instead?
Speaker 16: Because I should be able to. I mean, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 16: I'm not like doing anything with this person. If if
Speaker 16: it's two am and I want to invite this person
Speaker 16: to the gym, you know, then it's two am, that's
Speaker 16: because I can't sleep.
Speaker 1: There's the thing, wasn't at two am?
Speaker 16: I can't believe you're like calling the radio station and
Speaker 16: then just like controlling me like this, like this.
Speaker 6: Is not a relationship.
Speaker 11: How am I controlling you? If I'm if I'm just
Speaker 11: asking about a specific thing that you did at two am,
Speaker 11: which is like extremely alarming.
Speaker 16: I just went to the gym because I couldn't sleep,
Speaker 16: and that's why I probably spiked on them on the watch.
Speaker 11: It's obvious that you're lying. I'm not controlling your line.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I told you. I'm done with that. Like I
Speaker 6: told you the other day. I don't know why you're
Speaker 6: going through all this trouble. So yeah, I'm seeing I'm
Speaker 6: seeing somebody else. Okay, I'm seeing Sophie. Okay. I'm tired
Speaker 6: of you like running my life Okay, and like she
Speaker 6: just tells she lets me be who I want to be.
Speaker 11: You know, I think the reason why Sophie even likes
Speaker 11: to you is because of me, because of what I've
Speaker 11: done to like build confidence in you and like like
Speaker 11: to do the gym stuff. And now you're all like
Speaker 11: your ego is like big, Now.
Speaker 6: My ego is what do you mean my ego?
Speaker 16: I'm just trying to be me And I don't like this,
Speaker 16: like the whole controlling thing, like tell me when I
Speaker 16: should do things, when I should work out, when I
Speaker 16: should eat.
Speaker 11: Well, cool, you can go and do whatever you want
Speaker 11: now because you're not under control anymore. You can be
Speaker 11: with Sophie because this is over.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 1: He hung up. Julia I'm sorry.
Speaker 11: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Your intuition was right.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 2: But you will find someone else and maybe even at
Speaker 2: the gym.
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, I'm not going to go for the nerdy
Speaker 11: guy again.
Speaker 4: That part too, His self esteem is probably like temporary.
Speaker 4: Once this girl Sophie gets bored, then he's going to
Speaker 4: go back to being like whatever and doesn't know what
Speaker 4: to do with himself.
Speaker 1: So it's all good.
Speaker 11: Oh, I'm glad I found out.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys, no problem.
Speaker 14: Yeah, the jewel shows to catch a cheater?
Speaker 11: Good morning?
Speaker 1: Can I take your order?
Speaker 12: Am I?
Speaker 5: Tall had a large black cop.
Speaker 6: Large black clocks?
Speaker 11: Do you mean aventy?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 11: I mean yeah.
Speaker 1: The biggest funny that venty is large, twenty.
Speaker 7: Large is large.
Speaker 1: In fact, the cole is long and grande is Spanish
Speaker 1: for large. Vani's the only one that doesn't mean barge.
Speaker 5: He's also the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 1: Congratulations for stupid and three.
Speaker 2: Language's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
Speaker 2: and it's day three of the most intense holiday battle
Speaker 2: You've ever heard. It's one thousand dollars Macy's Holiday Battle
Speaker 2: royale an intense tournament.
Speaker 1: We're in order to win a thousand dollars gift card.
Speaker 2: To Macy's, you have to go allay. Julia called in
Speaker 2: on Monday and played Victoria. Victoria lost, so Julia got
Speaker 2: to play yesterday against Jason and in a shocking tie
Speaker 2: which the tie goes to the person who's new on
Speaker 2: the phone. Because just like how it is when you
Speaker 2: play Victoria, Victoria has to beat you out right to win.
Speaker 2: Julia ended up losing it. Now Jason is on the
Speaker 2: phone to play whoever thinks they have what it takes
Speaker 2: yeah to be the last player standing in order to
Speaker 2: win that thousand dollars gift card to Macy's. And by
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Speaker 2: their gift guide. They have a lot of nice things
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Speaker 2: have on their Victoria They have a Bereze stat Touch
Speaker 2: as Superasso Maker.
Speaker 3: Normally it is a thousand dollars, which would be the
Speaker 3: entire gift card, but right now it's only eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a deal.
Speaker 2: That's a whole comfee shop in your house, so calls
Speaker 2: right now if you think you have what it takes
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Speaker 2: can also dm us at the Jebel Show or go
Speaker 2: to the Jewels Show dot com and we'll see if
Speaker 2: somebody can knock that stupid crown off at Jason's head
Speaker 2: coming of the mess that's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 14: You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
Speaker 14: all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
Speaker 14: I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
Speaker 14: most important thing in the world right now, but you
Speaker 14: don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
Speaker 14: like you.
Speaker 2: It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
Speaker 2: and it's a special edition because it's the Macy's one thousand.
Speaker 1: Dollars Holiday Battle Royale.
Speaker 2: Yeah, an intense tournament where in order to win the
Speaker 2: thousand dollars gift card to Macy's, you have to be
Speaker 2: the player that goes allway. And Jason is on the
Speaker 2: phone right now because he beat Julia yesterday.
Speaker 1: He's a little cocky.
Speaker 2: He's laying sashang around in a crown. Yeah, because he's
Speaker 2: the king of the game right now, and if anybody
Speaker 2: wants to take that crown away from him, now's your chance. Jason,
Speaker 2: what's up? Are you still working? Jason's a construction worker
Speaker 2: and he's actually playing the game while he's at work.
Speaker 2: And Jason, do you want to know who you're gonna
Speaker 2: be playing today? Who wants to take that gift card
Speaker 2: away from you? Grayson?
Speaker 6: What's up?
Speaker 1: Grayson? By Jason and Grayson? Are you guys brothers?
Speaker 7: Oh? Jason, Yeah, no, we're not.
Speaker 17: Right.
Speaker 2: Well, Jason and Grayson, are you guys ready to battle
Speaker 2: it out to see who goes on to the next round?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like chance to win that thousand dollars gift card to
Speaker 2: mass All right, Grayson, I'm gonna put you on hold
Speaker 2: so that Jason can answer the questions. Here we go,
Speaker 2: all right, Jason, alright, thirty seconds to answer as many
Speaker 2: questions as possible. If you don't know one, just a pass,
Speaker 2: and you have to beat Grayson outright to win. All right,
Speaker 2: here we go, Jason, Your time starts now.
Speaker 4: What is the name of the holiday celebrated by African
Speaker 4: Americans from December twenty sixth to January First, what is
Speaker 4: the name of the Christmas song that begins with Silent Night,
Speaker 4: Holy Night? In What decade did the first Macy's Thanksgiving
Speaker 4: Day Parade take place? What is the name of the
Speaker 4: Jewish holiday that commemorates the rededication of the Second Temple
Speaker 4: in Jerusalem?
Speaker 1: Got to swallow roof holiday snack my spirit.
Speaker 11: It was intense.
Speaker 2: It was like I was watching a sporting of it
Speaker 2: on TV, so I was snacking. Jason, how do you
Speaker 2: feel that you did?
Speaker 1: I feel hones about it, feel right about it? Okay?
Speaker 2: Cool, We're gonna put you on hold so that Grayson
Speaker 2: can try to answer those questions. All right, all right,
Speaker 2: one second, Grayson.
Speaker 7: It's heard.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling good?
Speaker 7: Good?
Speaker 2: Okay, man, no pressure, But if you beat Jason, oh no,
Speaker 2: on your way to one thousand dollars gift card to Macy's.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh shoot, okay.
Speaker 2: All right, even know, here we go, Grayson, thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know
Speaker 2: when Jesse passed and Jason has to meet you outright
Speaker 2: to way.
Speaker 7: Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Grayson, your time starts now.
Speaker 4: What is the name of the holiday celebrated by African
Speaker 4: Americans from December twenty sixth to January.
Speaker 11: First Black History mon What is.
Speaker 4: The name of the Christmas song that begins with Silent Night,
Speaker 4: Holy Night? In what decade did the first Macy's Thanksgiving
Speaker 4: Day Parade take place?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 11: Like, what year?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 7: Twenty?
Speaker 4: What is the name of the Jewish holiday that commemorates
Speaker 4: the rededication of the Second Temple in Jerusalem?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, all right, time is up, Jason, you there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Jason and Grayson.
Speaker 2: Now is the moment of truth to see who wins
Speaker 2: this game in order to go on to play tomorrow.
Speaker 2: In your chance, I'm gonna get thousand dollars gift card
Speaker 2: to Macy's. Let's send it over to our scoreboard producer Brad.
Speaker 5: All right, Jason, you got two correct and Grayson only
Speaker 5: got one correct.
Speaker 1: Jason moves on.
Speaker 2: Jason, Congratulations, it looks like you might have what it
Speaker 2: takes to go oh away, and Grayson, don't worry about it, man,
Speaker 2: you still got one hundred dollars card to Macy's just
Speaker 2: for playing. Oh see, yeah, man, all right, Jason goes
Speaker 2: on to play tomorrow. So if you think you can
Speaker 2: be Jason, get ready to play you versus Victoria tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Let's see the answer is now with Nina.
Speaker 4: The holiday is celebrated by African Americans from December twenty
Speaker 4: sixth to January first is Kwansa. The name of the
Speaker 4: Christmas song that begins with Silent Night, Holy Night is
Speaker 4: Silent Night. The first Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade took place
Speaker 4: in nineteen twenty four.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 4: The name of the Jewish holiday that commemorates the rededication
Speaker 4: of the Second Temple in Jerusalem is Hanukkah.
Speaker 2: All right, Grayson, thank you for playing. Jason. We'll see
Speaker 2: you tomorrow. Okay, all right, remember if you want to play,
Speaker 2: you play you versus Victoria at the same time every
Speaker 2: single weekday morning. So it's your chance to see if
Speaker 2: you can unseed Jayce. WHOA, Nope, we're not calling that unseed.
Speaker 2: If you can take the sea from Jason in order
Speaker 2: the scene with the seat, we can see seed.
Speaker 1: Well like the seed, I know, like in basketball, but
Speaker 1: I just like in this case too. The g's why
Speaker 1: I'll call the seed.
Speaker 2: It feels like it should be seen. Yeah, Like he's
Speaker 2: the number one seed right now. Jason's the number one seed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so okay, if you want to beat Jason, if you
Speaker 2: want one thousand dollars gift card, you got to unseed Jason.
Speaker 1: Whoa taking your seed?
Speaker 5: Jas?
Speaker 1: See if that happens tomorrow, careful, Victoria. Another Holiday Battle.
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Speaker 2: Caleb is on the phone today for our first Day
Speaker 2: follow up and he's getting ghosted from a date that
Speaker 2: he went on with a woman named McKenna. In a
Speaker 2: few minutes, we'll call her and see what house why
Speaker 2: she's ghostinging. But first, Caleb, how long has it been
Speaker 2: since you heard from McKenna.
Speaker 7: Well, let's see, I guess it's been it's been about
Speaker 7: a week now.
Speaker 8: Yeah, this is her. We left things, I mean as
Speaker 8: far as I thought, we left things pretty good. We
Speaker 8: had actually tuxted best thing day later to hang out again.
Speaker 8: She's being excited.
Speaker 7: No, I don't know. I don't know why it's been
Speaker 7: a week.
Speaker 4: So well, then let's go backwards, because you did have
Speaker 4: an interaction with her that sounded good.
Speaker 1: So when how did you meet her? What was your
Speaker 1: date like?
Speaker 7: Well, the date was great.
Speaker 17: Well, I met her actually at a at a work
Speaker 17: event several years ago and we went on a date
Speaker 17: back then.
Speaker 7: But we I guess, I know, I wasn't.
Speaker 17: Really looking for anything serious at the time. I had
Speaker 17: some family well and some work stuff going on, and
Speaker 17: I could tell she seemed busy. But we we had
Speaker 17: a great time, had some drinks. It was I thought,
Speaker 17: some chemistry, and uh wound up just kind of hanging
Speaker 17: out for the night and that was it just sort
Speaker 17: of lost touch. But at this point, you know, I
Speaker 17: guess it's been I guess it's been almost six years.
Speaker 17: I reached back out just to see what she was
Speaker 17: up to and if she wanted to meet up, and
Speaker 17: she said yes.
Speaker 7: I thought. We had a great night. It was some hopping,
Speaker 7: had some food. She had to me drinks that night,
Speaker 7: I do remember.
Speaker 17: So she wound up coming and staying at my place.
Speaker 17: But it was inno sense. I mean, we hung out,
Speaker 17: there was some cuddling.
Speaker 7: Some kisses, whatever.
Speaker 17: Thought she left. In the morning, you know, I had
Speaker 17: some coffee and I thought we were gonna do this again.
Speaker 17: And then I just did not hear back from her,
Speaker 17: and I'm so confused.
Speaker 1: So did she say that she wanted to do it again?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean in the last text.
Speaker 17: We were, she was it was like she was just
Speaker 17: waiting for me to reach out and kind of plan something,
Speaker 17: and then when I reached right out, I just never
Speaker 17: heard anything.
Speaker 1: Is there anything you can think of there would be
Speaker 1: a reason to get ghosted.
Speaker 17: I've racked my brain, like I thought, I guess I
Speaker 17: had so my ex girlfriend, which has been months and
Speaker 17: months ago, I know she had left some stuff in
Speaker 17: the apartment. I got rid of a lot of it,
Speaker 17: but I did I noticed a couple of days ago
Speaker 17: there's like a pretty yodor stick was still like in
Speaker 17: that side drawer that I usually keep open. So like
Speaker 17: maybe she saw that and saw something was going on.
Speaker 7: But I'm kind of gras straws. I mean, I just
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I've seen shampoo in the shower before that was a
Speaker 4: woman's and I was like, I don't know about all this.
Speaker 5: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that didn't make me feel good. Yeah that could
Speaker 1: be a reason.
Speaker 5: I get it.
Speaker 7: I get that. It's just she could have asked.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, we'll see if we can figure it
Speaker 1: out for you.
Speaker 2: Then we'll play a song come Back, and then call
Speaker 2: her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting
Speaker 2: you and get you maybe get you another date.
Speaker 6: Okay, cool, thank you, all right, we'll.
Speaker 2: Play a song come back, and get your first day
Speaker 2: follow up next. Right in the middle of your first
Speaker 2: day follow up if you're just joining us, Caleb is
Speaker 2: on the phone and he's getting ghosted by McKenna. So
Speaker 2: in a second, we're gonna call her and see if
Speaker 2: she tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
Speaker 2: him another date. But first, Caleb, why don't you refresh
Speaker 2: our memory on her date with McKenna.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 17: So McKenna and I had a great date. So this
Speaker 17: was the second time I had reached out of here
Speaker 17: years ago. Timing wasn't right, but yeah, I thought we
Speaker 17: really hit it off on this last this last date,
Speaker 17: and she.
Speaker 7: Wound up coming to stay in the night. Everything seemed cool.
Speaker 7: We had plans to move forward, and then it's been
Speaker 7: a week now and I cannot get in touch with her.
Speaker 7: So I don't know.
Speaker 17: I I my ex girlfriend had left some stuff at
Speaker 17: the house, like deodorant.
Speaker 7: I don't know, something maybe maybe that had something to
Speaker 7: do with it. She saw that and got some ideas.
Speaker 17: But I'm racking my brain just trying to figure out
Speaker 17: because we had a great time.
Speaker 6: Chemistry was there.
Speaker 7: Just haven't heard from her?
Speaker 1: All right, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 6: Uh? Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, man Sweat to McKenna. Please.
Speaker 1: This is McKenna.
Speaker 2: McKenna, how are you? This is Jubal. I'm calling from
Speaker 2: a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show him Kenna.
Speaker 2: I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria. Hi,
Speaker 2: how are you?
Speaker 11: I'm good.
Speaker 1: Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 12: I yes, I've listened to it, so I'm just curious
Speaker 12: what's going on?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, we do a segment called the First Day
Speaker 2: follow Up. That's where if you go out with somebody
Speaker 2: on a date and you ghost him, they can email
Speaker 2: us to get you on the phone and ask you
Speaker 2: why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Do you have any idea? Who would ask
Speaker 1: us to call you?
Speaker 6: I have some.
Speaker 12: Thoughts, but I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: His name is Caleb. Was that your thoughts?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Caleb emailed us, told us about your date and said
Speaker 2: he had a great time, and he's wondering why you're
Speaker 2: not calling him back.
Speaker 12: I mean, we did have a great time, and you know,
Speaker 12: I had liked him before when we met at a
Speaker 12: work party years before, and so I was excited to
Speaker 12: hear from him.
Speaker 11: And went to.
Speaker 12: A bunch of bars and I had a little too
Speaker 12: much to drink and he was really kind enosh and
Speaker 12: took care of me, and I had a great time, and.
Speaker 11: You know, you want to kind of follow up what
Speaker 11: people have done.
Speaker 12: Up too, and so it just happened to have seen
Speaker 12: his ig like the night before we went out, and
Speaker 12: then afterwards, I just wanted to see if there was
Speaker 12: anything on there, and I noticed that he had followed
Speaker 12: a bunch of people, and so when I looked to
Speaker 12: see it, he randomly followed like ten bikini models. And
Speaker 12: I showed it to my girlfriend and she said, it's
Speaker 12: like a red flag.
Speaker 11: And so I'm just really not.
Speaker 12: About that vibe. If that's what he wants, then that's fine.
Speaker 12: I don't need to, you know, get involved with someone
Speaker 12: who's about that.
Speaker 7: Wait, are you are you stalgging me?
Speaker 2: That's Caleb. Caleb is actually on the phone listening and
Speaker 2: wants to talk to you.
Speaker 7: Wait, you're on my Instagram looking at who I'm following?
Speaker 12: What is that about? I haven't seen you in six
Speaker 12: years and pop into my DM and of course I'm
Speaker 12: gonna look at your I G it's normal and.
Speaker 7: Well, you know, following people on Instagram. I don't understand
Speaker 7: me all.
Speaker 12: Bikini all bikini models like you know that after you
Speaker 12: spent time with me and we had a good time,
Speaker 12: and your go to is to go follow bikini models.
Speaker 7: No, all that is is eye candy. It it doesn't
Speaker 7: even mean anything. It's just, yeah, it's what guys do.
Speaker 1: I'm a guy.
Speaker 12: After spending time with me, Yes, you're You're correct, a
Speaker 12: typical guy. So that's what I don't want is a
Speaker 12: typical guy who's gonna follow bikini models after spending time
Speaker 12: with me.
Speaker 17: Okay, well I probably don't need somebody policing what I can.
Speaker 7: Look at and interact with. I thought we had right
Speaker 7: I'm together.
Speaker 11: It happened relatively.
Speaker 12: I thought you were adorable and then I just noticed
Speaker 12: and it was It's what people do when you haven't
Speaker 12: seen each other for six years, is to see.
Speaker 11: And you're the one that dammed me on your account
Speaker 11: of course, I'm going to look at your I.
Speaker 1: Why are you following the bottles?
Speaker 17: Well, in my defense, I after our date, I went
Speaker 17: hung out with my buddies and Nick was there.
Speaker 7: I told you about Nick.
Speaker 17: We were all watching some of the old older Olympics
Speaker 17: like videos and stuff, and that got us looking on
Speaker 17: Instagram and one of my friends grabbed my phone and
Speaker 17: clicked a bunch of them. I didn't realize I was
Speaker 17: following them anyway, But if I followed them, that shouldn't
Speaker 17: be a problem.
Speaker 7: It's just what, guys.
Speaker 12: Do you Your guy friend followed fifteen bikini models all
Speaker 12: at the same time, and he just happened to go
Speaker 12: through that all at.
Speaker 7: The same well, I mean he added some and then
Speaker 7: we were going through. I added some.
Speaker 17: It didn't matter. It was just stupid. We're just looking
Speaker 17: at girls. I was honestly so excited about the date.
Speaker 17: That's how it all started. As I was talking about you,
Speaker 17: and I showed them a photo and that's where they
Speaker 17: all to followed that.
Speaker 4: McKenna, What is it about these bikini models that's making
Speaker 4: you so upset?
Speaker 12: I mean, it's just like, I don't know, I just
Speaker 12: it was literally after our dates, like, yeah, it's the
Speaker 12: timing of it, and so then it just seems like
Speaker 12: he's not serious. I'm looking for someone serious. If he
Speaker 12: wants eye candy, go get the eye candy. I mean,
Speaker 12: I believe like I'm a beautiful woman and I deserve
Speaker 12: someone who's attention is bot and not on bikini models
Speaker 12: that he may never ever meet.
Speaker 1: She wants to be your eye candy.
Speaker 7: Caleb McKenna, you are my eye candy.
Speaker 17: These girls on Instagram it's all fake anyway, it doesn't
Speaker 17: add up to anything.
Speaker 7: It's a pipe dream. You're the real deal.
Speaker 12: Me that it doesn't make fair great do that immediately
Speaker 12: after our date?
Speaker 11: Like, why would you do that?
Speaker 12: I mean we had a great time. It just ruined
Speaker 12: my perception of you. If that is what is more
Speaker 12: important to you? Is this eye candy girls? Like there,
Speaker 12: it wasn't it wasn't. It wasn't just one. It was like,
Speaker 12: it's not like a million to the fifteen?
Speaker 17: Well you, I mean, yeah, I followed. I followed some girls,
Speaker 17: but you followed Chris Hemsworth Like right after.
Speaker 1: Our how do you know that?
Speaker 11: So you looked at my account? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 7: After you're bold me?
Speaker 4: Crap?
Speaker 11: About looking at your account.
Speaker 7: So you brought this up. It didn't actually bother me.
Speaker 12: But you're throwing it back in my face. Something that
Speaker 12: you said that was wrong for me to do. You
Speaker 12: were throwing it back in my face. It's kind of cute, guys,
Speaker 12: you're stalking each other.
Speaker 1: It's like you guys have been together for a while. McKenna.
Speaker 1: Would you like another date with capable pay for it?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 11: I don't think so.
Speaker 12: I mean, if that's his go to right after a date,
Speaker 12: like I, you know, I don't need to be worrying
Speaker 12: about if he's looking at other girls, that's what I
Speaker 12: don't want to be worrying about.
Speaker 11: And if that's his immediate reaction.
Speaker 12: After our first date, then I don't want that kind
Speaker 12: of energy.
Speaker 1: So he made you feel insecure right away?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, you know.
Speaker 12: I'm pretty secure, But if that's that's what your go
Speaker 12: to is after our date, like, that's not the energy
Speaker 12: that I want. I, for.
Speaker 17: One, don't need my social interactions micromanaged. And it does
Speaker 17: sound like an insecurity issue to me, which shouldn't.
Speaker 6: Exist, but that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 11: Well, good luck to you with those bikini models girls.
Speaker 17: Yeah, mckennaugh, Thank you, and good luck with Chris Hensworth.
Speaker 1: I really think you guys should go on another day
Speaker 1: you first date.
Speaker 2: You might be getting yapp trapped and not even know it,
Speaker 2: excuse me, or someone could be sticking you.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 2: No, those aren't words for a new dental technique or
Speaker 2: some kind of fun bedroom activity. There just two of
Speaker 2: the dating trends to look out for that are coming
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty five. One of the most popular dating
Speaker 2: sites just release their list of dating terms that you
Speaker 2: need to look out for in the new year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get stitch and so we can be prepared.
Speaker 2: Right after this, you will show the dating world can
Speaker 2: be a very rough place. You have to look out
Speaker 2: for all of the weird people out there. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then there's your own insecurities, like are they gonna like me?
Speaker 2: Are they gonna think that I have interesting things to say?
Speaker 2: Am I gonna be freak matched? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so accurate.
Speaker 12: Though.
Speaker 2: Keeping up with the trends is one of the hardest
Speaker 2: things to do in the dating world, especially all the
Speaker 2: terms that come out and plenty of Fish, which I
Speaker 2: know is the trailer park of dating websites, but they
Speaker 2: came out with their lists of the dating trends to
Speaker 2: look out for in twenty twenty five. We'll go over
Speaker 2: those names so you'll know what to watch for so
Speaker 2: you can be safe out there in these mean streets
Speaker 2: of the dating world.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
Speaker 2: One of the dating terms to look out for in
Speaker 2: the new year is sticking st capital I capital C
Speaker 2: capital king sticking.
Speaker 1: Okay, what are we sticking?
Speaker 2: That is pursuing someone after looking past an initial ick
Speaker 2: or something superficial that you don't like.
Speaker 4: Well, that's actually be a positive thing, though, I swear
Speaker 4: my mom's been trying to coach me in sticking my
Speaker 4: whole life.
Speaker 1: What why just give him another chance?
Speaker 4: Mean, just give him as long because he's good to you.
Speaker 1: That's all that matters.
Speaker 5: Is it? Though?
Speaker 1: That I know?
Speaker 2: Well, they say if you go out on a first
Speaker 2: a with someone and you don't really like them that much,
Speaker 2: if he's like them but like not a ton, you
Speaker 2: should give him more time, right because it might just
Speaker 2: be the initial ick and then after that you're like,
Speaker 2: but they're actually really nice, and then it will turn
Speaker 2: into something that sticks.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know, because I got egg balls you now,
Speaker 3: most likely if we get like marriagement down the road
Speaker 3: that it's gonna still still be bothering me back, Yes.
Speaker 2: Like an itch, Then what do you do. Another term
Speaker 2: to look out for in the new year is being smutten.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's cute.
Speaker 3: And.
Speaker 1: Smutten is that of smitten? You're smutting? Okay, so is
Speaker 1: it the same thing.
Speaker 2: It's when you fantasize about things from shows or other
Speaker 2: movies happening in real life. Yeah, you're not really that
Speaker 2: into me. You're just smutting because you watch too many
Speaker 2: rom coms.
Speaker 4: Oh, because you're trying to live out your own rom Honestly,
Speaker 4: this is a problem. I watched the Hallmark Channel a lot.
Speaker 4: I love the Hallmark Channel, so it really puts things
Speaker 4: in my head. And so like, you know how every
Speaker 4: one of those love stories starts out with something sad,
Speaker 4: you know, like there's something wrong. They're just you know,
Speaker 4: lonely or broken, and you're like, I'm gonna fix you
Speaker 4: and then it's going.
Speaker 1: To be a beautiful love story. Yeah, and that's smuttiness
Speaker 1: has really screwed me.
Speaker 2: It has screwed me as well. I'm the same way
Speaker 2: I love those Hallmark movies. In those rom coms like
Speaker 2: I'm in the middle of a rom com no, and
Speaker 2: then next thing I know, I'm in the middle of
Speaker 2: a whole movie. Have another one of the top dating
Speaker 2: terms I look out for in the new year, grim keeping.
Speaker 4: So well, is it a relative of ghosting, because now
Speaker 4: we're in like the cemetery, a relative of ghosts.
Speaker 2: It's the grim reaper a thing, right, Yeah, the grim
Speaker 2: reaper is because this is bonding with someone over your
Speaker 2: darker side or shared dislikes.
Speaker 1: So maybe basically it's trauma bonding.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's just another word for trauma Bondingny.
Speaker 2: Freak matching is also on the list of new dating
Speaker 2: terms to watch out for in the new year.
Speaker 4: I love this term, but not for the reason of like,
Speaker 4: you know, freaking freaking not that, but like, I'm a weirdo,
Speaker 4: you be a weirdo, match my freak.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm all about, connecting with someone over shared
Speaker 2: quirks or general weirdness.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See, that's what I'm saying. I like that.
Speaker 2: An example they have is Jessica freak matched with John
Speaker 2: over their love for red pandas they're planning on having
Speaker 2: their wedding in a panda sanctuary. Because they're freak matched.
Speaker 2: I had an ant freakmatched with somebody once. They were
Speaker 2: both into engines, engine like all kinds of any engine.
Speaker 1: Oh, they were engine enthusiasts.
Speaker 5: She wanted a real man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, how did she find a dude
Speaker 2: that's also just weirdly into engines?
Speaker 1: Is the relationship going strong? I think so. I think
Speaker 1: they're happy and they're just checking out engines all the time. God,
Speaker 1: the engine can sustain you.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean having a mutual interest, you know, is
Speaker 2: dope in a relationship, right, Yeah, you think it is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: I also that said that you should match with people
Speaker 3: who have this like are on the same medication as
Speaker 3: you and I have like really big like ADHD medication.
Speaker 1: So, if I'm being honest, I don't think that'd be
Speaker 1: a great idea. I don't think any of us would
Speaker 1: have a plan.
Speaker 2: What would that be called med matching? I've been med matched?
Speaker 1: Like really, Like, do you have a date plan? I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we just can't figure it out yet. Sometime see what
Speaker 1: alcoating next year?
Speaker 2: If either one of us don't take our outerall, we
Speaker 2: can't remember did they go on the data at all?
Speaker 2: We'll get distracted and just don't show up. But we're
Speaker 2: fine with it because we med match so we know
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how that one works. The prozac, you end
Speaker 1: up crying. So what else? Let's try it out.
Speaker 2: They say the number ones dating term to look out
Speaker 2: for in the new year is yapp trapping.
Speaker 1: Yeah trapping? Yike? Is that just like mouth service? No,
Speaker 1: it's not really that.
Speaker 2: It's when someone just talks about themselves on a date
Speaker 2: and doesn't ask any questions.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of dudes yap trap.
Speaker 4: They definitely do, because I feel like they're trying to
Speaker 4: sell themselves. Yeah, without understanding that it's cool, you're already there,
Speaker 4: just be there.
Speaker 11: Oh that's true.
Speaker 4: It's more of an insecurity than I think it is
Speaker 4: being arrogant in my opinion, I don't know if I'm wrong,
Speaker 4: but it's always like a sales pitch.
Speaker 2: I've gone out on some dates where I've been yap
Speaker 2: trapped before. What are they yapping about?
Speaker 1: Anything?
Speaker 2: Like, you talk about anything, and then it's they bring
Speaker 2: it right back to themselves.
Speaker 1: You know. It is the yeah trapped?
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 4: I was trying to tell you about my dog. But
Speaker 4: let's talk about your yeah, Like I like Calamari. I
Speaker 4: was a Calamari once in fifth grade for a school play.
Speaker 4: Like wait, well, actually that would make sense, so that'd
Speaker 4: be interesting at the end of day because I like
Speaker 4: calla MARII, so we could freak match on that.
Speaker 1: You just used like three in that one.
Speaker 4: Played.
Speaker 1: Thank you It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 4: Did you know that we have an official alcohol of
Speaker 4: the United States?
Speaker 6: We do.
Speaker 4: We talk a lot about mascots and stuff and like,
Speaker 4: you know, state flowers and colors and stuff, but there
Speaker 4: is an official alcohol of the United States that was
Speaker 4: passed by an Act of Congress. Can I go yes, yeah, whiskey, okay,
Speaker 4: anybody else?
Speaker 1: Bourbon Jude Bourbon.
Speaker 4: It is Bourbon is the official alcohol of the United States.
Speaker 4: The funny part is is there people that have tried
Speaker 4: to overturn this call why in recent years because they
Speaker 4: think it should be beer, But so far, no luck.
Speaker 1: Bourbon is still the official alcohol.
Speaker 5: Is beer really an alcohol like that though, like I mean,
Speaker 5: it's out, it's got alcohol in it, but it's not
Speaker 5: a liquor. But I just feel like when you say
Speaker 5: an alcohol, I think of you know, the spirits right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you also think of like Budweiser when you
Speaker 4: think of America.
Speaker 2: Right, I have bear kind of started over another countries.
Speaker 2: Bourbon is like you're right.
Speaker 1: You're right, like Germany is beer.
Speaker 6: Yea.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I've always wanted to be into liquor and I never
Speaker 5: can get into it. Like I don't really drink that much,
Speaker 5: but I've always wanted to be like Bourbon. I want
Speaker 5: to be a bourbon kid.
Speaker 1: Why what did that happen? I'll just I'll just keep
Speaker 1: it going.
Speaker 4: You know what, it's a really good time to be
Speaker 4: into bourbon, especially you know when it's cold outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna keep going. I'm a big whiskey.
Speaker 5: Girl, so yeah, I want to be the verson that
Speaker 5: sits there with a nice like scotch or something and
Speaker 5: like knows the differences between scotches and stuff.
Speaker 4: Just get into it, just try because when you it
Speaker 4: warms you up so good. You can feel an inside,
Speaker 4: get all nice.
Speaker 5: And every time I've tasted every liquor it tastes awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, That's why I'm saying you don't. It doesn't have
Speaker 2: to be like Bourbon and stuff like that. You can
Speaker 2: be Yeah, but the best drink fishonado.
Speaker 1: Well he yeah, exactly. Sounds like you can tell the
Speaker 1: difference between every my tie out there.
Speaker 4: He does know his espresso martinis and mango margaritas.
Speaker 5: Yeah, blend did mango margarita sugar rim?
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna I just I just wish I was
Speaker 5: into liquor.
Speaker 13: I wish I was into liquor. All right, wait, I'm
Speaker 13: gonna help you, not me, But like, is this that?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 1: I definitely get it. I just keep trying to move
Speaker 1: past it.
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Speaker 2: Jebel show dot com.
Speaker 1: Too many mango margaritaes Jeubels Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 1: What's up? What is it?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 11: So I was dating a dude, a really long.
Speaker 1: Time great guy. Find out she's married.
Speaker 11: Wow?
Speaker 10: Yeah bro, So I find out where the wife works,
Speaker 10: get a job there.
Speaker 1: Oh, whoa, I'll become her best friend. Oh you're playing
Speaker 1: long game here? Whoa?
Speaker 14: Okay, not only do I become her best friend, but
Speaker 14: I have her switch teams.
Speaker 5: No way.
Speaker 11: Yeah, he had a history experimentation, and so I got
Speaker 11: her to switch teams. I hooked her up with a
Speaker 11: friend of mine and made a quiet exit and ruined
Speaker 11: his life.
Speaker 1: I made a quiet exit.
Speaker 2: You're like one of those people in the action movie
Speaker 2: that lights a cigarette walking away from a gas station
Speaker 2: and just tossed it behind me.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 11: I tried to tell him, you don't lie. If you lie,
Speaker 11: I will destroy you.
Speaker 1: Fly, I will destroy Karma is real and you are karma.
Speaker 2: You actually got a whole job and defended her and
Speaker 2: then made her switch teams.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, he had me convinced. I had drank the
Speaker 11: kool aid. I thought he was great.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that sucks. Did it make you feel better?
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11: I sleep way better at.
Speaker 7: I knowing he's miserable and lost everything.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 1: Thanks you guys, having good day. That's what I was thinking. Hello, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret. I do sweet? What
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Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 9: I kick flipped the dump truck?
Speaker 1: Excuse me how?
Speaker 9: I was working for a company who I won't say
Speaker 9: who for obvious reasons, and the night before I had
Speaker 9: had a relatively long night with my girlfriend if you
Speaker 9: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and.
Speaker 9: I had just started at this job about a month ago,
Speaker 9: and realistically speaking, I should have called in and said,
Speaker 9: you know, no, I shouldn't be working. No, I didn't
Speaker 9: get enough to sleep. But I powered through it like
Speaker 9: a like a good hard working man.
Speaker 5: And I'm driving down the road.
Speaker 9: With a good bit of assphalt in the back of
Speaker 9: the truck. And I did the long blink where he
Speaker 9: try to wake himself up, you know the one. Yeah,
Speaker 9: And when I opened my eyes, my front right tire
Speaker 9: was down in about a five foot.
Speaker 1: Deep bitch whoa.
Speaker 9: And as any human would, I naturally panicked, and I
Speaker 9: steered the wheel as hard as I could to the left.
Speaker 9: I steered a little bit too hard, and that caused
Speaker 9: the entire truck to spin around one hundred and eighty
Speaker 9: degrees and then slip in the air and then land
Speaker 9: on the other side of the road, facing the other way.
Speaker 3: Why gosh, are you okay?
Speaker 9: I was miraculously, miraculously fine. The truck was not, but
Speaker 9: I ended up Okay. Where the real secret comes in
Speaker 9: is that technically, the authorities were never told.
Speaker 10: The authorities were never told okay, So a lot of
Speaker 10: due diligence was never done.
Speaker 9: And whenever you have an accident like that, you're supposed to,
Speaker 9: you know, call the police, final police report and get
Speaker 9: taken up in the States. None of that happened. And
Speaker 9: so I mean like after the accident, they had me
Speaker 9: to go down to the emergency room and you know,
Speaker 9: get checked out. And I told the people at the
Speaker 9: emergency room like, okay, so this is what happened. They're like,
Speaker 9: oh my god, are you okay? Where it's the polief,
Speaker 9: like we need to talk to them about it. I
Speaker 9: was like, oh, they didn't come.
Speaker 1: So basically happened in the run.
Speaker 7: And not on the run.
Speaker 9: But I don't work for this company anymore.
Speaker 7: But my old buck could get.
Speaker 9: In trouble if anything that ever, you know, come up.
Speaker 7: Of it ever again.
Speaker 4: So he was aiding in a bedding on the road.
Speaker 11: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 9: You know, I'm not a lawyer. I don't I don't
Speaker 9: know all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 9: Yeah, no problem, hope you guys have a good day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?