1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,880 Speaker 1: Hey, humans, why are we thinking? Great question, it's a 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:08,200 Speaker 1: double show. Seriously, let's get over ourselves. We're always like, oh, hey, 3 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:12,680 Speaker 1: we're so special because we have rational thought and thumbs 4 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:16,920 Speaker 1: that move and stuff whatever. Thinking is way too hard 5 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 1: and if you need proof of that, Google has released 6 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 1: their top how to searches and they say how to 7 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:26,759 Speaker 1: searches are more popular than ever because everything you need 8 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 1: to do in your daily life on a daily basis 9 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 1: you can get straight from the Internet and AI is 10 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:34,159 Speaker 1: doing some of it for us now, so why are 11 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 1: we doing that to ourselves. 12 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,640 Speaker 2: Let's just all stop thinking and let the computers do 13 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 2: it for us. 14 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:42,199 Speaker 1: Anyway, Google has released their top how to searches for 15 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 1: the year, and the states asking the most how to 16 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 1: questions are West Virginia, Utah, Kentucky, Arkansas, and Oklahoma. 17 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 3: Just gonna anybody's surprised by that. Actually, Florida wasn't on 18 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 3: the list. That does surprise me a little bit. 19 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 2: That does surprise me definitely, why, because. 20 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 3: Well, you're right, Florida does all the mess. They didn't 21 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 3: even bother to how to They just went ahead and failed. 22 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:12,559 Speaker 2: That's why. Yeah, you're right, not bad. 23 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 4: Florida to. 24 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 2: The top how to search is overall are how to draw? 25 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,759 Speaker 2: Oh that's cute. I like that. 26 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,320 Speaker 5: I have searched that probably no less than ninety two 27 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,000 Speaker 5: times this year. 28 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 2: Really produced. 29 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:26,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. 30 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:27,679 Speaker 5: I used to know how to draw, and now I 31 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,319 Speaker 5: don't draw anymore. And I was like, you know, how 32 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 5: do you do that? 33 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,560 Speaker 1: And so I've been trying to draw lots of good 34 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:34,280 Speaker 1: stick figures. You know how you draw, there's AI technology 35 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:38,480 Speaker 1: for it. You just go draw me a beautiful mountain, 36 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 1: zeen and it'll do it. Also, how to pronounce things? Okay, yeah, 37 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:45,320 Speaker 1: that's a big one too. 38 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 2: Yeah. 39 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,600 Speaker 1: How to tie a tie is another one of the 40 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: top how to searches on Google Search that this year. 41 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 2: Jubile, Yes, I have why. 42 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,120 Speaker 1: I had had to wear a tie for some thing 43 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 1: and producer Brad had to tie it for me. And 44 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 1: the last time I had to wear a tie, I 45 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 1: was in a lawsuit, so I had to have my 46 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 1: lawyer tie it for me. So, you know what, that's 47 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,800 Speaker 1: how you tie it tie last, someone who knows how 48 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:09,520 Speaker 1: to do it to do. 49 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:14,680 Speaker 2: It for you. We're going over Google's top how to search. 50 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 1: As they say, how to searches are more popular than 51 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 1: ever the top how to help questions include how to 52 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 1: help anxiety. Oh yeah, if that doesn't prove that people 53 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: are thinking too much in this world, how to help people, 54 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 1: and this one and this one is very important. How 55 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: to help constipation was the third how to help Yeah, 56 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:48,760 Speaker 1: I wonder where they were when they googled that, somewhere 57 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,359 Speaker 1: where they had a lot of time on their phone, 58 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,960 Speaker 1: going this is ridiculous. 59 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:56,120 Speaker 2: That's so funny. 60 00:02:56,280 --> 00:03:01,080 Speaker 1: We're going over Google's top how to two searches the 61 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:04,079 Speaker 1: top how to clean, how to clean? Questions include how 62 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 1: to clean shoes, how to clean leather, how to clean mold. 63 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 2: Wait questions, Yes, you. 64 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:15,679 Speaker 6: Can clean leather. I thought you weren't supposed to do 65 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 6: anything to it, Like you're you're supposed to like stay in. 66 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 5: Let it get dirty. 67 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 7: Well no, but yes, there's leather cleaner. Really, there's stuff 68 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:23,639 Speaker 7: for that. 69 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:24,040 Speaker 2: Yeah. 70 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:25,920 Speaker 3: You know what's funny about all this When it comes 71 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:28,359 Speaker 3: to the cleaning things, I don't even bother with the Internet. 72 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 2: I just go to my dad and have them do 73 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 2: it for me. That's what I'm saying. Have someone else 74 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 2: do Yeah, wait, but how do you clean mold? 75 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 6: Don't you just like run out and let's. 76 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,240 Speaker 2: House run out clean? 77 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,080 Speaker 1: I would love it at your house when you see mold, Victoria, 78 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,040 Speaker 1: there's mold, my god. 79 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 2: In it or anything? 80 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 3: Nor how to list I really really do, Victoria. What 81 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 3: is the last thing that you googled how to do? 82 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,600 Speaker 3: Be honest, because you know what it is. 83 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 7: It was probably like how to put up my TV. 84 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 7: Oh that was hard because I was like putting bolts in. 85 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 2: A wall, that's all. 86 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:06,600 Speaker 7: And how to find the studs or whatever? Is that 87 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:07,119 Speaker 7: what they're called? 88 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, the studs. 89 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 6: I'm very confused by a stud but yes. 90 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 1: Also very confused by a stud. What you do is 91 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,200 Speaker 1: you just drill holes in the wall a bunch until 92 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 1: you find one. That's what I do. 93 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:21,919 Speaker 6: And then I got trouble. 94 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 2: Were going over the top how to searches on Google. 95 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 1: The top five how to make questions are how to 96 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:33,159 Speaker 1: make money, how to make rice, how to make eggs, 97 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,480 Speaker 1: how to make bread, and how to make coffee? 98 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 2: Interesting, I really. 99 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,040 Speaker 3: Thought, but how to make coffee and how to make 100 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 3: eggs really explodes my brain. 101 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 6: Coffee makers are. 102 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 4: Hard, like somebody got away from their disposable things, like 103 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,440 Speaker 4: I'm gonna be special. I'm getting a French press or 104 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 4: you get a regular coffee machine, and like wait, how 105 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,280 Speaker 4: do you do this? You'll just stick it in there 106 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 4: and push a button, and. 107 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,040 Speaker 2: So I've done that before. 108 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 1: I'm like, I love cappuccinos, and so I got a 109 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: cappuccino maker and I'm like, I also don't want to 110 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: learn how to do this, so I'm never going to 111 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:06,320 Speaker 1: use it. But it looks cool. They come with instructions though, yeah, 112 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,719 Speaker 1: but I never read those things. 113 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 5: Always in fringe. 114 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 1: The top how to fix questions from Google how to 115 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:18,640 Speaker 1: fix a zipper. Oh, that's a difficult one. Again, I 116 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 1: just go to my dad how to fix Wi Fi? 117 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:28,520 Speaker 2: That's annoying, daddy. How to fix an ingrown toenail is 118 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 2: in the top question. 119 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,760 Speaker 3: So it's an ingrown toenail. But I've never had an 120 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,960 Speaker 3: ingrown toenail. Ingrown hairs, but never an ingrown toenail. 121 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:40,159 Speaker 1: That grows down like I think it actually grows inside 122 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 1: your toe kind of Oh, that's got to not be coming. 123 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,360 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's really bad. 124 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 1: The other top search for how to fix on Google 125 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:52,159 Speaker 1: is how to fix a relationship. 126 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 8: If you're at the googling stage, Yes, if you literally 127 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,080 Speaker 8: if you're googling stuff like that, how to fix it 128 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:02,720 Speaker 8: is to go just go Hey, this is not working, 129 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,360 Speaker 8: and then go find the one that you don't need 130 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:05,160 Speaker 8: to google out a face. 131 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:08,279 Speaker 3: I've done that, though, I've googled how to get them back, 132 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,360 Speaker 3: and it's so funny what you come up with, and 133 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 3: then you read all these articles and you think you're 134 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,120 Speaker 3: a professional by the end of. 135 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:19,040 Speaker 1: It, right, I actually literally because my last relationship was 136 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,279 Speaker 1: very bad, and I was also talking to a friend 137 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:25,920 Speaker 1: who was in a similar relationship. And if you're googling 138 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,800 Speaker 1: how to do something, I was constantly googling how to 139 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,159 Speaker 1: change right, what things I could change because I was 140 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:32,240 Speaker 1: constantly criticized. 141 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:34,760 Speaker 2: So it was like, how do I do this? 142 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 1: And I would accomplish most of them, because I'm very 143 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,719 Speaker 1: good at checking in with myself and I'm always trying 144 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,360 Speaker 1: to evolve and build and whatever whatever, so and I 145 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,839 Speaker 1: would change communication styles, I would change this, I would 146 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 1: change that. And it was hypercritical, so it was never right. 147 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 1: So I was constantly googling how to be different. And 148 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 1: then I realized, wait a second, I'm googling how to 149 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:57,400 Speaker 1: not be jubile by Yeah, so if you're googling how 150 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,440 Speaker 1: to not be yourself in a relationship, don't. 151 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,040 Speaker 2: Do that mean well, you know, what jeebs. 152 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,160 Speaker 3: I bet there's people out there googling how to be 153 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,800 Speaker 3: double so compliment. 154 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, I need to start googling that actually, just to 155 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:10,440 Speaker 1: see what the answers are. 156 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,840 Speaker 2: It's like me too, what's gonna say? Yeah, I wonder 157 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,000 Speaker 2: what it would say. We're going over the top. 158 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:18,280 Speaker 1: How to searches from Google, they say how to searches 159 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:22,840 Speaker 1: are the biggest thing on Google this year. Speaking of relationships, 160 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 1: they also looked at searches for relationships and includes how 161 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,720 Speaker 1: to be in a relationship, how to fix a relationship, 162 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 1: how to build a relationship, how to end a relationship. 163 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,960 Speaker 1: I feel like that's one that people google a lot, 164 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 1: like how to get how to end it? 165 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 2: Do you think they do more people just ghosts? 166 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:42,120 Speaker 3: So I'm surprised that anybody even bothers they got from. 167 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:49,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, Like those conversations are hard. Just go like mold 168 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,360 Speaker 2: run away. 169 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:54,000 Speaker 4: I did actually google how to not be jeubile, and 170 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:57,600 Speaker 4: good news, all that comes up is all of our podcasts. 171 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:58,280 Speaker 2: Oh good. 172 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's a really good that's good for So 173 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,200 Speaker 5: if anyone is out. 174 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:04,520 Speaker 4: There googling how to not be you, uh, we're gonna 175 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:05,160 Speaker 4: win that battle. 176 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 2: Yeah. 177 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,760 Speaker 1: As a show, also go check out the podcast right 178 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,200 Speaker 1: Go to the Jewbelshow dot com and check out the 179 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 1: podcast right there. Also follow us on social media. I'm 180 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,960 Speaker 1: at jewel Fresh. If you want to know how to 181 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:18,240 Speaker 1: be me or not be me, I don't know. 182 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,679 Speaker 2: If you want to be me, but you can follow 183 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:20,640 Speaker 2: me at Nina on the air. 184 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,680 Speaker 6: Let's be honest, you probably don't want to be me, 185 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:25,160 Speaker 6: but b ramire zero zero. 186 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,400 Speaker 2: I understood that. Yeah, it was great. 187 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,440 Speaker 1: That was a compliment Victoria h Victoria talks really quickly sometimes, 188 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,840 Speaker 1: so you can never understand per at. 189 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:38,720 Speaker 6: I don't talk very quickly. Everyone else just hears me slowly, and. 190 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 2: That is how. 191 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,240 Speaker 1: That's a perfect example. Victoria just showed you a perfect 192 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,240 Speaker 1: example for how to be you. 193 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:44,400 Speaker 2: I love that. 194 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:46,560 Speaker 1: Hey, I'm sorry I speak the way I speak. If 195 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,640 Speaker 1: you can't understand it, that's a new problem, not a 196 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:54,480 Speaker 1: meat problem. People will do almost anything for love. It's 197 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,800 Speaker 1: a Jewbile show. And there's a crazy story that's going 198 00:08:56,880 --> 00:09:01,000 Speaker 1: viral about one woman who did just that to meet 199 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,280 Speaker 1: the man of her dreams. 200 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,800 Speaker 2: To meet like they hadn't already met, well, they met 201 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:07,640 Speaker 2: on Instagram. 202 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:09,800 Speaker 1: Don't judge, girl, I've got a story for you. Hold 203 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 1: on listen to tell a woman named Alexis is going viral. 204 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:19,319 Speaker 1: She met this guy on Instagram, and she drove from Memphis, 205 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:23,160 Speaker 1: where she lives, to where he lives in Virginia, twelve 206 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:26,760 Speaker 1: hours and forty five minutes just to meet this dude. 207 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:30,920 Speaker 3: What yeah, I mean, good for her. She took a 208 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:31,680 Speaker 3: chance on love. 209 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:32,240 Speaker 2: Why not. 210 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,760 Speaker 3: Somebody's got to make moves otherwise we just sit here 211 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,800 Speaker 3: and hope for Prince Charming to show up at the doorstep. 212 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:37,480 Speaker 4: Why not. 213 00:09:37,679 --> 00:09:39,920 Speaker 6: That's think of all the gas money she spent on that. 214 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:44,439 Speaker 7: Seriously, the miles she put on her car, and priceless. 215 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,320 Speaker 6: False love is expensive, is. 216 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:47,920 Speaker 2: What it sounds like. 217 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,680 Speaker 1: Amen to that, Victoria. I want to give you a 218 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,600 Speaker 1: hug right now. That is the absolute truth. That is 219 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:59,760 Speaker 1: so expensive, I mean, or it's very rewarding. Actual love 220 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,920 Speaker 1: could very rewarding. Yes, maybe I'm not, I've heard anyway. 221 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,520 Speaker 1: The story that's going viral is about how this woman 222 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,959 Speaker 1: met this guy on Instagram. She drove all the way 223 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,600 Speaker 1: out there, twelve hours and forty five minutes just to 224 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:13,240 Speaker 1: meet this dude. Call us up eight eight eight three 225 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,320 Speaker 1: four three one o six one eight eight eight three 226 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,079 Speaker 1: four three one six one text in four one O 227 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:20,200 Speaker 1: six one. What's the farthest you've gone for a hookup? 228 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:23,240 Speaker 1: And it doesn't even have to be miles wise? Just 229 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:26,080 Speaker 1: what what length have you gone to in order to 230 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:26,920 Speaker 1: hook up with someone? 231 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,200 Speaker 2: Elaine? How are you? 232 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:29,760 Speaker 9: Hi? 233 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:30,320 Speaker 3: I'm good? 234 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:31,400 Speaker 2: How are you good? 235 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:32,160 Speaker 1: So? 236 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,400 Speaker 2: What did you do for a hookup? 237 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:35,680 Speaker 1: Well? 238 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:40,520 Speaker 9: I'm I'm sorry to say I actually drove like an 239 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,520 Speaker 9: hour and a half to meet up with this guy 240 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:47,600 Speaker 9: who wasn't who he said he was. Oh yeah, so 241 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,440 Speaker 9: I don't I'm not really in favor of anyone doing this. 242 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:53,439 Speaker 9: I've been talking to this guy for like four months 243 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,360 Speaker 9: and he didn't look like his pictures. I finally drove 244 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:58,480 Speaker 9: to see him and he turned out to be this 245 00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,280 Speaker 9: old man. 246 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,640 Speaker 2: Well, so what did his picture look like a young man? 247 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,480 Speaker 1: Was it the same man just older or a different, 248 00:11:06,559 --> 00:11:07,680 Speaker 1: completely different old man? 249 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:09,240 Speaker 7: Yeah? 250 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,560 Speaker 9: No, I think it was like him when he was younger. 251 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,440 Speaker 9: Like maybe he's delusional or something, but I was in 252 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:17,200 Speaker 9: my early twenties. He was in his mid fifties, like 253 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:21,240 Speaker 9: dad age, and I drove an hour and a half 254 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,840 Speaker 9: and I thought he was one. 255 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,240 Speaker 1: An hour and a half is not that far really, 256 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:28,480 Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, it sucks but twelve hours and 257 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,320 Speaker 1: at least you didn't drive thirteen hours to show up. 258 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:35,839 Speaker 1: And he's like, hey, that same guy. Just that's an 259 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:39,520 Speaker 1: older picture. I thought, just a slightly older picture. I 260 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,400 Speaker 1: know I look a bit different, but come on in. 261 00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:43,440 Speaker 2: I feel like we're there. 262 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:46,280 Speaker 1: They don't take the chand I'm making cream corn because 263 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,920 Speaker 1: it's all I can eat, because he's got no teeth. 264 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,880 Speaker 3: That's why you can't let these things go on for 265 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,599 Speaker 3: four months at a time. You got to kind of 266 00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:56,440 Speaker 3: nip it in the booty right in the beginning so 267 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,360 Speaker 3: you can figure out what's going on over there and 268 00:11:58,559 --> 00:11:59,720 Speaker 3: do your due diligence. 269 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:04,319 Speaker 2: She was being hopeful. I understand hopeful. Now you're sitting 270 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:07,160 Speaker 2: a different tune over there, Victoria Storia. 271 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,080 Speaker 1: You're talking about a woman that story is going viral. 272 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,520 Speaker 1: She drove from where she lives in Memphis all the 273 00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:15,320 Speaker 1: way to Virginia to meet a guy that she just 274 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,920 Speaker 1: met on Instagram. The other part of the story is 275 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,640 Speaker 1: she hasn't left. 276 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:23,120 Speaker 2: Wait, oh, she went there and stage she stayed, has 277 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:23,760 Speaker 2: gone back. 278 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,880 Speaker 1: Well, she has two kids back in Memphis, so she 279 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,920 Speaker 1: said the only reason that she would go back for 280 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:29,360 Speaker 1: her kids. 281 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,319 Speaker 2: Okay, it's a good reason to go back. 282 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,720 Speaker 7: Wait, how long has she been there? Like, if it's 283 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,920 Speaker 7: just like a little weekend getaway, that's one thing. But 284 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,720 Speaker 7: if it's like a few months. 285 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:43,280 Speaker 1: The story says three months. So apparently the hook cup 286 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:48,439 Speaker 1: was good, really good. I'm going to figure out that 287 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:51,559 Speaker 1: kid situation. What's the farthest you've gone for a hook up, Nina. 288 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,200 Speaker 3: Well, it's not really how far I went, it's how 289 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:56,760 Speaker 3: far he went. So a while ago, this guy saw 290 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,439 Speaker 3: a picture of me that my friend had of me 291 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,920 Speaker 3: in her phone and he's he goes, oh my gosh, 292 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,960 Speaker 3: I have to know her. So that night I got 293 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,080 Speaker 3: a text message from this guy that says, Hi, Nina, 294 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,880 Speaker 3: this is Eric, your future husband. I heard you like 295 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,760 Speaker 3: the right side of the bed, so like you know, 296 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,679 Speaker 3: I'll make sure that like whatever left is mine. And 297 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,720 Speaker 3: I was like, wait what. We start talking for a 298 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,480 Speaker 3: couple of weeks. This guy's living in New York. I'm 299 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,160 Speaker 3: living in Sacramento, California. He hops on a plane, he 300 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,560 Speaker 3: comes on out there, and what happened? And I'll help 301 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,720 Speaker 3: you on and off relationship. 302 00:13:25,559 --> 00:13:31,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, but that hook up, that hookup part worth it? 303 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,559 Speaker 7: Would you say those eight years was that worth it 304 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:34,640 Speaker 7: like him coming. 305 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:35,160 Speaker 6: All the way out. 306 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:37,839 Speaker 3: I mean, whatever it is, what it is, it's made 307 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,400 Speaker 3: me who I am and it was a great time 308 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,000 Speaker 3: and still to this day. Don't leave me alone in 309 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:45,440 Speaker 3: a room with him because he's very attractive, Like you. 310 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,160 Speaker 2: Know, he's bad for me, but he sucks. 311 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:51,000 Speaker 1: But it's like being in a room with food you 312 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,640 Speaker 1: can't eat right, you really like, like I'm black, close 313 00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:55,360 Speaker 1: in tolerant, but if I'm in a room alone, macaroni 314 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:59,880 Speaker 1: and jeesus, watch out macaroni and cheese and me again, 315 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,800 Speaker 1: damn and then later on macaroni and she's going to 316 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:03,280 Speaker 1: be not. 317 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:03,719 Speaker 2: Good to me. 318 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:12,560 Speaker 1: Man, what's the furthest or the furthest you've gone mile 319 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,079 Speaker 1: wise or just length you've gone to in order to 320 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:15,680 Speaker 1: hook up with somebody? 321 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:16,839 Speaker 2: Producer, Brad, do you have a story? 322 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, I've done a lot of things in my life 323 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,360 Speaker 4: to get the hook up, one of which was I 324 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:26,240 Speaker 4: flew at the time I lived in Arizona, I flew 325 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,400 Speaker 4: all the way out to this doesn't selling very far, 326 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,600 Speaker 4: but all the wout to Los Angeles because a girl 327 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,560 Speaker 4: said she was going to an event and I just 328 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,320 Speaker 4: I went all the way to Los Angeles to go 329 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,960 Speaker 4: to the event to see if maybe it was a possibility. 330 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,240 Speaker 1: Did you tell her that you were doing it for 331 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,840 Speaker 1: that reason or did you just show it the event 332 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:42,320 Speaker 1: like weird? 333 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,560 Speaker 4: No, I was also here, don't know she when she 334 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,080 Speaker 4: told me about the event, I was like, I'm totally 335 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,440 Speaker 4: going to that too. And then I went to my 336 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:52,880 Speaker 4: plane tickets and stuff. I'm already for a job. 337 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:57,640 Speaker 5: Job kind of the equal equal of importance. 338 00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, so expensive. 339 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:00,680 Speaker 7: Yeah. 340 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,280 Speaker 5: I almost didn't recover from that financially. 341 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:03,680 Speaker 3: Yeah. 342 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,800 Speaker 5: I had to eat Ramen for extra a few weeks 343 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:11,160 Speaker 5: after that. 344 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,080 Speaker 2: No, it did happen. 345 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:18,920 Speaker 5: Okay, I'm very smooth, Nina, I'm very smooth. 346 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,200 Speaker 1: Up eighty three four three one six one text in 347 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,280 Speaker 1: four one o six one. 348 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:27,960 Speaker 2: Hello is this Yes, I'm gonna turn it down. Hey, 349 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,080 Speaker 2: this is Eric Nelson. 350 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:33,120 Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm and you know the last person that I googled. 351 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:37,160 Speaker 5: I was watching Ronic Mars and this was the show 352 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,720 Speaker 5: was made down twenty years ago. This girl in there 353 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,200 Speaker 5: I recognized. 354 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,760 Speaker 2: Called Christian Ritter, and I was like, man, she looks 355 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,320 Speaker 2: so familiar. 356 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,920 Speaker 5: I was like, I was thinking, Jessica Jones. You gotta 357 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:46,840 Speaker 5: be Jessica Jones or something like that. 358 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,040 Speaker 3: So I looked up just to make sure. 359 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:52,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure no Christian writer is Jessica Jones. 360 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,440 Speaker 2: Yeah? How far have you gone for? Have you ever 361 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,560 Speaker 2: gone real far for a hookup? 362 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:02,400 Speaker 3: No, you've never caught overcome obstacles to get your way. 363 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:10,720 Speaker 4: Perspect Yeah, definitely, that's why you're googling Veronica Mars trying 364 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,400 Speaker 4: to find out where Veronica Mars is that so you 365 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,040 Speaker 4: can go out there. 366 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,360 Speaker 5: Yeah, I think she's way older now. 367 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:20,760 Speaker 2: Man appreciate you. 368 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,080 Speaker 1: Calls up eighty eight three four three one to six one, 369 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,160 Speaker 1: text ten four one to six one. What is the 370 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,160 Speaker 1: furthest you've gone? 371 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:26,920 Speaker 2: Where's his name? 372 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:27,160 Speaker 1: Eric? 373 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:27,920 Speaker 7: I know. 374 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,360 Speaker 1: That's the one that that flew out all the way 375 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,400 Speaker 1: from New York to Sacramento and Nina had a great 376 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:37,840 Speaker 1: off and on again eight year thing. Yeah. 377 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,760 Speaker 7: I feel like I'd be fine if someone came to me, 378 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,520 Speaker 7: but I would not go to anyone that far. I've 379 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:45,600 Speaker 7: never traveled farther than my hometown, and I would not 380 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,320 Speaker 7: go any farther than that. 381 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,840 Speaker 2: Victoria angry. His Victoria has worked up about it. 382 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,280 Speaker 7: I don't understand how people were going so long distance, 383 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,680 Speaker 7: Like I'm find if a guy wants to come like 384 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,000 Speaker 7: across the country to see me. 385 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:58,920 Speaker 2: The Victoria's smile like, yeah, that'd be sweet, but also no, I. 386 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,560 Speaker 7: Can't imagine spending them. I need to go see someone else. 387 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,960 Speaker 7: But Victoria, what if you're in a desert. It's just 388 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:08,720 Speaker 7: it's a desert and you're so thirsty. You just you know, 389 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,640 Speaker 7: you need to get your thirst quenched. And You're like, man, 390 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,960 Speaker 7: it's two hours from here and I could have some 391 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,280 Speaker 7: serious gatorade. 392 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,480 Speaker 2: Are you leaving the desert to get the gatorade? 393 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,919 Speaker 6: Well, is there no gatorade around me? 394 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:20,600 Speaker 2: Nope, I'm in a big city. 395 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:21,800 Speaker 6: Well find a desert. 396 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:25,320 Speaker 2: I She's going two hours for the gatorade. 397 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,199 Speaker 1: Victory's trying to figure out a way to say no, 398 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,760 Speaker 1: Well you should say. It's like there's cactuses out there. 399 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,880 Speaker 1: I'll just cut open the cactus and get the moisture 400 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,840 Speaker 1: from that, because the cactus will probably hurt me. 401 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,560 Speaker 2: Lesson and the person that I've fling across the country 402 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:38,280 Speaker 2: to go hook up with. 403 00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:45,080 Speaker 1: Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and. 404 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,440 Speaker 2: The Jewbil Show is no different. 405 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:51,399 Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of The Jebel Show with Everybody's 406 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:55,000 Speaker 1: drunk at Nina Hi when she's not on her pros act. 407 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,719 Speaker 1: She's trying to figure out how to get on a 408 00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:03,040 Speaker 1: pro athlete. Okay, versic of that joke. Now, then there's 409 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:07,640 Speaker 1: everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi, who everybody just describes 410 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,480 Speaker 1: as a tutuo full of attitude. 411 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,800 Speaker 2: She's an attitude two. 412 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,560 Speaker 1: Accurate. And of course, who could forget our next door neighbor, 413 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:23,040 Speaker 1: our digital director Gabby. She's always stopping by and judging 414 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:27,680 Speaker 1: us and then leaving. And then there's producer Brad. He's 415 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:28,080 Speaker 1: a dad. 416 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:31,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, I've bought more two twos than Victoria. 417 00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:33,439 Speaker 1: And then there's the weird guy who lives in the 418 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,240 Speaker 1: basement that pops up once in a while and always 419 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,040 Speaker 1: changing his name. 420 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,520 Speaker 2: Today he wants to be referred to as mister swiggle Pants. 421 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:42,680 Speaker 2: That's me. My name's Jewbel, and this is the Jewbel Show. 422 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,040 Speaker 2: What's going on with you this week? 423 00:18:44,119 --> 00:18:44,359 Speaker 4: Nina? 424 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,120 Speaker 3: Well, I learned that a skill that some of us 425 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,879 Speaker 3: have is more important to master than not. Okay, and 426 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:54,600 Speaker 3: I'm talking about defensive driving. So yesterday I almost got 427 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,880 Speaker 3: t boned. I was on the way to my doctor's 428 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,560 Speaker 3: a doctor's appointment to worry about my pros act to 429 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:03,120 Speaker 3: be perfect, honest, I get my dosage correct. But as 430 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,800 Speaker 3: I was going, it was raining a little bit, and 431 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,520 Speaker 3: I was turning into this parking lot and this car 432 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,679 Speaker 3: was just speeding up the street. So I saw it 433 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,760 Speaker 3: coming out of the corner of my eye. So I 434 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:18,399 Speaker 3: drove up onto the sidewalk across the grass whoa. 435 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,359 Speaker 2: And made my way into the parking lot. And this 436 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:24,720 Speaker 2: mother still tapped my car. Wait, still hit it a 437 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:25,120 Speaker 2: little bit. 438 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:30,199 Speaker 3: Yeah wait, that's nice car, the Porsche, my Daddy's Porsche. 439 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm driving this Porsche. It's not it's not a 440 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,080 Speaker 2: poor wheel drive. 441 00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:36,639 Speaker 3: I'm in a little teeny toy car going over sidewalks 442 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,359 Speaker 3: across lawns into a parking lot. 443 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:42,080 Speaker 2: It's pretty impressive. And it was going so fast it 444 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,199 Speaker 2: still managed to tap me. 445 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,879 Speaker 3: But it was like right as I got on the sidewalk, 446 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,160 Speaker 3: it went away, and I was like, oh, great, are 447 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,920 Speaker 3: gonna stop or we're gonna have to talk about this, 448 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,400 Speaker 3: But he just drove off like it was nobody's business. 449 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,280 Speaker 2: And then thankfully nothing's wrong. There was somebody that was 450 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,200 Speaker 2: watching that from a distance, like what area parking. 451 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,720 Speaker 1: Impressive. Also, there was a bunch of open I don't 452 00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:59,960 Speaker 1: know why she had to rush for that one spot. 453 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:01,760 Speaker 1: She couldn't have to drive over the grass. 454 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:05,320 Speaker 2: Why what do you mean? Wait? I had already was 455 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:07,960 Speaker 2: my turn to go? This guy was just speeding. 456 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,600 Speaker 6: Well, you could have waited till he left. 457 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:10,919 Speaker 2: I started turning. 458 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,320 Speaker 1: And there's that attitude that we love from our little 459 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,400 Speaker 1: too too full of attitude. 460 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,960 Speaker 2: Everybody's younger sister, Victoria amarried. 461 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,200 Speaker 3: Be cool just to say, you know what me and 462 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,800 Speaker 3: I'm really glad that you're okay and in your little 463 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:21,800 Speaker 3: car didn't get hit. 464 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,080 Speaker 7: You know were Nina, I'm really glad you're okay. Next 465 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,200 Speaker 7: time looks like, well wait. 466 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:32,040 Speaker 2: No, I had the right of way. Alright, what's going 467 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,360 Speaker 2: on with you this week? Victoria? 468 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:37,960 Speaker 7: Well, I have learned a very valuable but also sad 469 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:38,800 Speaker 7: lesson the soil. 470 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:40,080 Speaker 2: I'm just. 471 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:43,800 Speaker 6: My lesson that I. 472 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:47,080 Speaker 7: Learned this morning was that Victoria decides to wake up 473 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,120 Speaker 7: a little late and take too long on her hot 474 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:49,840 Speaker 7: girl walk. 475 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:56,320 Speaker 6: She doesn't get Starbucks, and it's really sad. I was 476 00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:57,800 Speaker 6: really mad about it this morning. 477 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:00,560 Speaker 2: And I almost just did it. Anyways, I'll be late. 478 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,720 Speaker 2: You're always late. You're never on time in the morning. 479 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,000 Speaker 2: How is this a lesson? 480 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,000 Speaker 7: That you just learned today. Well, because I didn't get it. 481 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,679 Speaker 7: Therefore I learned my lesson. 482 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:15,000 Speaker 1: It took a while to learn it, I guess lesson 483 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:18,879 Speaker 1: learned everybody. Our next door neighbor, Gabby is here, Gabby. 484 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:19,360 Speaker 2: What's up? 485 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,919 Speaker 5: Hey? 486 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,960 Speaker 2: What do you have to check in about. 487 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,399 Speaker 5: Today with us? 488 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:26,280 Speaker 2: Yeah? 489 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,680 Speaker 6: This week I got married. 490 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,880 Speaker 2: Officially, missus cole in the building. 491 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:39,600 Speaker 1: Congratulations, thank you. Somebody still believes in love. How is 492 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,440 Speaker 1: it so far being married for a few days? 493 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,880 Speaker 6: You know what, it's great love. 494 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,400 Speaker 2: It highly recommend it. 495 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,320 Speaker 1: There's people that have been married for like ten years 496 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:53,800 Speaker 1: in their car list and going like highly. I mean, yeah, 497 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:57,120 Speaker 1: it's still fine, I guess, but highly recommend it. 498 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:58,680 Speaker 2: It just recommended. 499 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:05,200 Speaker 7: Okay, kid, give me a couple of years. 500 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,280 Speaker 2: It's as. 501 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 4: Brady. This week, I'm obsessed with biker gang documentaries. What 502 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,600 Speaker 4: I've watched four in the last two days. 503 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,320 Speaker 8: That's a thing. 504 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:19,120 Speaker 3: That is real fluffy today, our little two two full 505 00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:19,600 Speaker 3: of attitude. 506 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:23,040 Speaker 1: Victoria Jack Victoria, Victoria. 507 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,560 Speaker 5: What thing are you asking? Is a thing? 508 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,520 Speaker 4: Documentaries about biker gangs or biker gangs. 509 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:32,159 Speaker 7: Themselves, documentaries about biker gang If there. 510 00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:34,840 Speaker 5: Is a thing that exists, there will be a documentary 511 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,560 Speaker 5: about it. I can promise you that, and that's your 512 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,600 Speaker 5: lesson from dad today. 513 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:38,600 Speaker 2: I don't believe that. 514 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:44,240 Speaker 1: But okay, I don't believe there's documentaris about biker gangs. 515 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:48,399 Speaker 2: Here's twenty documentaries. Yeah no, I still don't see it. 516 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,400 Speaker 2: Try again, news. 517 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,960 Speaker 5: But basically, I'm living an alternate life through my television. 518 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,280 Speaker 1: Okay, cool. Do you feel like you're in a biker 519 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,320 Speaker 1: gang on a daily basis then? 520 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:57,960 Speaker 2: Because of that? 521 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:01,679 Speaker 5: Yeah, I do. Yeah, that's uh. I'm way harder than you. 522 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,800 Speaker 4: Guys can tell you have a bike, so you know, yes, 523 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,960 Speaker 4: of course I have a motorcycle. 524 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,520 Speaker 6: Wait do you have one of those little carts next 525 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,080 Speaker 6: to it? A little like the little car? 526 00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:08,560 Speaker 2: Yeah? 527 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,800 Speaker 6: That dog sit in or like people? 528 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:09,919 Speaker 9: Can? 529 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:10,360 Speaker 2: I wish? 530 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:10,640 Speaker 1: I did? 531 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,720 Speaker 5: I know else I won't want. 532 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,040 Speaker 2: It those two. 533 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,480 Speaker 1: I won't put a dog in it with a scarf 534 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,800 Speaker 1: so quick. I don't have a dog, but I would 535 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,640 Speaker 1: go find a dog. I would take somebody's dog. I'd 536 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,159 Speaker 1: roll up like a biker gang member. I'd be like, 537 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,919 Speaker 1: give me that dog. I just need it for like 538 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,639 Speaker 1: ten minutes. I'm just going to go down the street. 539 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:29,080 Speaker 1: But I have put a scarf on it and yeah. 540 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:29,440 Speaker 3: Yeah. 541 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,280 Speaker 2: Also, here's my phone. Don't call the cops with it. 542 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,680 Speaker 1: Just film this because it's gonna be cool and I'm 543 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,400 Speaker 1: gonna put it on my Instagram. 544 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,800 Speaker 2: That was another edition of the Jewbil Show. Wait what's 545 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:40,359 Speaker 2: going on with you? 546 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:40,920 Speaker 1: Who? 547 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,040 Speaker 2: What is going on with me? Oh? 548 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,600 Speaker 1: I thought about it, but then I lost it thinking 549 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:49,000 Speaker 1: about the motorcycle. What I was gonna say, honestly, is 550 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:49,280 Speaker 1: it that. 551 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,399 Speaker 6: You are now going to buy a motorcycle with this 552 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:51,920 Speaker 6: little cycle? 553 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,639 Speaker 5: Somebody doesn't watch Jewbell's story. 554 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,520 Speaker 2: Is it that you had a show last weekend? 555 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:57,280 Speaker 1: Yes? 556 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,440 Speaker 2: Yes, I had a show last week and that went well. 557 00:23:59,640 --> 00:23:59,960 Speaker 6: Was the thing? 558 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,119 Speaker 2: Your birthday is this week? 559 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:01,719 Speaker 1: Oh? 560 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,199 Speaker 2: Yeah, my birthday is this week. That's cool too. I 561 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:04,919 Speaker 2: don't know what it was. 562 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,119 Speaker 1: Honestly, I got so distracted thinking of a dog in 563 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,720 Speaker 1: a sidecar wearing a scarf, But I forgot what my. 564 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,280 Speaker 2: Check him was this week? 565 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:12,159 Speaker 6: Really? 566 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,760 Speaker 2: Yes, Victory, what are you talking about? 567 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:15,200 Speaker 3: Man? 568 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,359 Speaker 2: You cannot give me attitude on that. 569 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,359 Speaker 1: You and I are the same like that because we 570 00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:21,760 Speaker 1: see something shiny, we're looking, We're like, look, I just 571 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,000 Speaker 1: saw something shine out of the corner my eye. 572 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,680 Speaker 2: I couldn't even finish my son what's this we you 573 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:25,000 Speaker 2: got here? 574 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,640 Speaker 6: You got a mouse in your pocket? 575 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,800 Speaker 1: Yes, I do have a mouse in my pocket, and 576 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,760 Speaker 1: his name is Charles, and you're not going to be 577 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,720 Speaker 1: able to pet him with that attitude. And I know 578 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,040 Speaker 1: you want to pet my Charles. Tell me you wouldn't 579 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:43,920 Speaker 1: want to pet a pocket mouse. Victoria, you liked very 580 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,760 Speaker 1: argumentative today, But can you argue with me on that 581 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,000 Speaker 1: if I had a pocket mouse. 582 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,600 Speaker 2: If I had a pocket mouse, you would want to 583 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:48,919 Speaker 2: pet that. 584 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,840 Speaker 7: No, if you had a pocket mouse, it wouldn't like 585 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,000 Speaker 7: you as much as it would like me, So therefore 586 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,720 Speaker 7: would come out of your mouth like your pocket and 587 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,320 Speaker 7: then it would come hang out with me. So therefore 588 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,360 Speaker 7: I'd get the better either way. 589 00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,000 Speaker 5: So she does want it wrong. 590 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,280 Speaker 1: I would have a little like watch chain on it 591 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,040 Speaker 1: so it couldn't get away. 592 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,760 Speaker 2: It's a leash. I would have a pocket mouse leash. 593 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:05,919 Speaker 2: Can you top that? 594 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,240 Speaker 7: I would have a pocket mouse harness, So then when 595 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,159 Speaker 7: it got off your lie. 596 00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,760 Speaker 1: You're calling me a cruel Okay, you're calling me cruel 597 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:14,520 Speaker 1: to my pocket mouse. 598 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,000 Speaker 2: I get it.