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Speaker 1: Does anyone like taxes?

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Speaker 2: Taxes? I like the things they pay for, you know,

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Speaker 2: like it's nice to have a good bridge or a road.

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Speaker 1: The taxes. It's the most frustrating thing when you look

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Speaker 1: at your weekly paycheck and you see, wait, a bunch

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Speaker 1: of money was taken out by taxes.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't even know what you're paying for.

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Speaker 1: No idea. So we thought, okay, what if we took

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Speaker 1: even more out of a guy's paycheck by hitting him

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Speaker 1: with a work fine. That's so ridiculous. There's no way

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Speaker 1: it could be real. And you're going to hear it

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Speaker 1: in your phone. Tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, Ronnie.

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Speaker 3: Uh, yes, who is this?

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Speaker 4: This is Claire LaGrue calling from corporate Human Resources.

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Speaker 3: Uh? Okay, Hi Claire.

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Speaker 2: How are you today? Ronnie?

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Speaker 3: Oh, you know, it's been a pretty solid day.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's enough, that's all I need.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry, do I know you?

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Speaker 2: We haven't met. I'm on the other coast.

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Speaker 4: That's why my voice might sound far off.

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Speaker 2: Is that an echo? Echo? Echo? Just a little coast

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Speaker 2: to coast humor?

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Speaker 3: Ronnie? Yes, I'm sorry. What's what's the reason for the call?

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Speaker 4: Oh right, I'm calling to let you know that we

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Speaker 4: have to dock your check for this upcoming pay period

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Speaker 4: by one hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 3: Wait what?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Why are you guys docking my pay one hundred and

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Speaker 3: fifty dollars? Can you help me understand that?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Absolutely, I can see.

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Speaker 4: We recently installed security cameras in the break room. So

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Speaker 4: what so we notice you fill a giant Stanley cup

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Speaker 4: with ice at least five times a day.

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Speaker 3: You guys are charging me for ice?

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Speaker 2: No, that would be ridiculous, in patty, we're not monsters.

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Speaker 3: So okay, but help me understand what the hell is

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Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty dollars for that?

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Speaker 2: Oh it's for the ice compressor burnout.

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Speaker 3: Wait that you can't put that on me. That's not

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Speaker 3: my fault.

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Speaker 4: The machine broke earlier today, and according to our records,

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Speaker 4: your over usage played a large part in that.

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Speaker 3: No. No, no, yes, yes.

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Speaker 2: So you will be paying the technician fee.

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Speaker 3: The hell I will. You guys are blaming me for

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Speaker 3: breaking the ice machine. I didn't break it, I just

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Speaker 3: used it.

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Speaker 2: We're not blaming you.

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Speaker 3: Yes you are. You're completely blaming me. What are you

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Speaker 3: talking about? No?

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Speaker 2: No, no.

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Speaker 4: See, we're assigning responsibility to you resility. That is something

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Speaker 4: we wish our employees would do on their own. Well,

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Speaker 4: sometimes I have to step in, like now.

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Speaker 3: That is not fair. One hundred and fifty bucks is

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Speaker 3: a company of ice.

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Speaker 4: Machine, Ronnie, may I remind you the machine was designed

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Speaker 4: for reasonable communal cooling, not for somebody who seems like

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Speaker 4: they're running a commercial snow cone.

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Speaker 3: Stand what is that supposed to me?

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Speaker 4: What it means is we are willing to take it

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Speaker 4: out of your paycheck in installments if that helps.

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Speaker 2: No, that's no way the language.

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Speaker 4: Okay, but since it's your first offense, I think this

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Speaker 4: is gonna make you happy, I'm going to wave the

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Speaker 4: additional fifty dollars ice misuse processing fee.

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Speaker 3: Oh how gracious of you to have misused to wave

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Speaker 3: the misuse of ice.

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Speaker 2: FeAs you are welcome.

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Speaker 3: I was being sarcastic.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, regardless, I still want to say thank you.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate you.

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Speaker 3: I don't appreciate you at all. What is this?

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Speaker 2: It's give and take here.

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Speaker 4: This is how relationships work, and we are always willing

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Speaker 4: to develop them at our company.

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Speaker 3: You are charging me for is not how relationships work right.

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Speaker 4: In relationships, it is about saying you're sorry when you

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Speaker 4: mess up. So that's why I'm asking you to also

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Speaker 4: write an apology letter by hand.

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Speaker 3: Are you out of your mind?

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Speaker 2: No, it's a lot more meaningful than just an email.

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Speaker 4: And then we can post it in the break room

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Speaker 4: so all your coworkers know who's responsible for.

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Speaker 3: The last time. It's not just me that uses it,

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Speaker 3: it's everyone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, especially your friend Keith.

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Speaker 3: Huh.

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Speaker 4: He loves going to the ice machine with you getting

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Speaker 4: a little sip of water.

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Speaker 3: If anybody uses it more than me, it's Keith.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're just gonna throw him under the bus like that. Huh.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you're trying to charge me one hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 4: Why don't we just charge Keith one hundred and fifty

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Speaker 4: dollars for this prank phone call?

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Speaker 3: I mean, you may as well charge him one hundred

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Speaker 3: and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's a it's a prank phone call. I'm

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Speaker 2: just gonna say that part again.

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Speaker 3: Wait, is this a joke?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is actually bribe from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone to

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Speaker 4: up on you and your buddy Keith set you up.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you kidding me? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely.

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Speaker 4: He said, you just got this giant Stanley Cup and

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Speaker 4: all you do is fill it up with ice all

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Speaker 4: day long.

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Speaker 3: I mean he's not lying. It is big.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, every man says that matters

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Speaker 3: Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties