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Speaker 1: Okay, crazy mother tries to steal my nudes.

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Speaker 2: I'm a dudist and therefore admire the human body in

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Speaker 2: its natural form. No suit is as good as your

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Speaker 2: birthday suit, damn straight. And that's why I walk around

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Speaker 2: my apartment naked.

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Speaker 1: All the time. Christian who looks at all the time.

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Speaker 2: I started collecting erotic sketches not about the Boom Boom

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Speaker 2: or the Devil's Tango, by an artist I found online.

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Speaker 2: She advertises any image on her website three pounds for

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Speaker 2: a photocopy of the image plus delivery, freaking bargain. So

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Speaker 2: now I have twenty or so up on the walls

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Speaker 2: of my apartment.

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Speaker 1: That's that's a decent amount.

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Speaker 2: Cool, that's a lot, that's a lot. I discovered that

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Speaker 2: she offers custom pieces too. I send her a photograph

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Speaker 2: and she will draw it at a background, add more

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Speaker 2: than one image together to make one. So your smile

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Speaker 2: from one photo, the lighting from another, and your pose

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Speaker 3: So it's kind of like a missmash of like all

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Speaker 2: Yeah, mismash is different things. Anyway, I plucked up the

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Speaker 2: courage to ask her to do a few of my

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Speaker 2: nude selfies. I currently have four, with more in the works.

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Speaker 2: She's like, she's like, going after these, you want some

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Speaker 2: naked booty everywhere. They sit in my wall, and I

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Speaker 2: am very proud of them. They genuinely make me happy.

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Speaker 2: I will stress that in these sketches, I am one

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Speaker 2: hundred one hundred percent naked, wearing not but my glasses

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Speaker 2: and a smile. I like how she's still wearing her

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Speaker 2: glas literally nothing else. It's like wearing socks, socks to sex.

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Speaker 1: One of them is a close up of my nether regions.

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Speaker 2: I drew a smiley face on myself, took a picture

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Speaker 2: and thought it would make a good funny drawing.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I was.

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Speaker 3: I was about to say, like, I understand, okay, people

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Speaker 1: But I was like, it's.

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Speaker 3: Just taking just straight up, like close up shots of you.

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Speaker 1: You're junk.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that's it's not choice.

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Speaker 1: I mean artists subjective. You know. My roommate's a photographer.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get them like I.

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Speaker 2: Wants you to take the dirtiest, hairiest pictures of my balls,

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Speaker 2: and I wanted to put it everywhere in our apartment.

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Speaker 2: The first thing you see when you walk in, just testicles.

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Speaker 3: That's gonna be no, no, no, You're going to create an

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Speaker 3: NFT line balls, an NFT line of your balls. And

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Speaker 3: Christian is gonna take ten thousand photos, ten thousand different

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Speaker 3: photos of your sack.

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Speaker 1: Who in the cop on it?

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Speaker 3: Now we're meant to reserve on our day like it's

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Speaker 3: gonna be hot as.

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Speaker 1: Look at him now.

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Speaker 2: Now we're going a little in a different direction, but

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Speaker 2: it'll make sense in the second. I'm currently trying to

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Speaker 2: sell a gaming piece, which in this market is a

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Speaker 2: dumb ass idea for sure, but it needs to go

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Speaker 2: because I need money and the space. It's not the

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Speaker 2: greatest PC ever, but certainly capable of ten ADP games.

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Speaker 2: I love this, like all this piece of games. Right,

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Speaker 2: get a ring on the doorbell thing do? And the

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Speaker 2: mother is there asking about is your PC for sale?

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Speaker 2: I say, sure, want to come in and see it.

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Speaker 2: I can hook it up to prove it works and

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Speaker 2: run some stability tests as well. She agrees, I never

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Speaker 2: why should I have to warn people about the core

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Speaker 2: in my own hope it's okay.

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Speaker 3: It's interesting as close up shots in your tongue if

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Speaker 3: my wang is just like bam, like right when you

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Speaker 3: walk in the door, like that's a little dude.

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Speaker 1: I actually have a story. I have a story about this.

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Speaker 2: So one of my friend's ex girlfriends legitimately absolutely crazy,

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Speaker 2: very talented artists. I went into our apartment and on

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Speaker 2: it's literally her cutting off multiple wangs and they're all

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, dude, are you sure? Are you sure

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Speaker 2: Oh, she's an artist. Oh Like it didn't work out.

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Speaker 2: It didn't work out, by the way, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Just like I'm lose. I'm like about to faint just

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Speaker 1: I know it was spooky ro cut off wings. I

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Speaker 2: I hook up the PC to the monitor and spare

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Speaker 1: She asked me about the drawings, and I tell her

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Speaker 1: about them. Here we go. My daughter likes nude art

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Speaker 1: as well. She wants to get a few drawings of

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Speaker 1: people to put up in her new house. Me.

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Speaker 2: Oh, great, well, I highly recommend the artist I used.

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Speaker 2: She's very good and gets the pieces done within a

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Speaker 1: I like yours over there.

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Speaker 2: Oh thanks, took a bit of confidence, but yeah, I

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Speaker 1: I like yours? How much?

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Speaker 3: Me?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Sorry? How much to buy the drawings of you? Me?

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Speaker 2: You want to buy my naked drawings of a stranger

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Speaker 2: you don't know?

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Speaker 1: Like what? They're good?

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Speaker 2: Also, isn't that what OnlyFans is buying nudes of strangers

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Speaker 3: I mean that technically that's the entire porn industry.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Not a huge ask, but still weird weird in trying

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Speaker 1: A computer from weird weird In this context, they are

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Speaker 1: so good my daughter would like them as well. How much?

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Speaker 1: So insistent me?

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Speaker 2: Well, the artist I use charges eighty five pounds per

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Speaker 1: And I'm not paying that much.

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Speaker 2: But beggars can't be choos. She then walks up to

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Speaker 2: the wall. I hot glue them up because the walls

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Speaker 1: Just why me, excuse me? What the F stop her?

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Speaker 2: Don't talk to me like, yeah, my stuff off my wall? Me, then,

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Speaker 2: don't try to steal my effing nudes from the wall.

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Speaker 2: You can't buy them and you can't steal them either.

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Speaker 2: Please get out of my house that I want your

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Speaker 2: And the PC is nine and fifty pounds as it

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Speaker 2: stays in the ad.

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Speaker 1: Give me the drawings as well for my daughter.

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Speaker 2: She'll love it, she'll let it get out. She starts

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Speaker 2: shouting at me about moral codes, how disgusting it is

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Speaker 2: that I let people draw me naked, How overpriced my

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Speaker 1: How totally totally flipped on her head.

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Speaker 2: At this point, I'm full panic, attacking, no idea what

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Speaker 2: and as my upstairs neighbor asked me, what was the noise,

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Speaker 2: I'm on full breakdown into hysterical tears. Not sure whether

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Speaker 2: so I might just post this in both subs.

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Speaker 1: Is a good measure.

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Speaker 2: If it's disgusting that I pay artists to make art

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Speaker 2: and then try to steal one of the aforementioned drawings.

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Speaker 2: That's the real question. This is inconsistent. You're being a

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Speaker 3: I mean entitled moms are hypocrites, though, Like we we

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Speaker 2: We got and then finally this one stealing news.

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Speaker 1: This is not This is not endless.

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Speaker 3: I was thinking like, oh, maybe like someone sent nudes

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Speaker 2: The only yanking you should be do is wanking yourself

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Speaker 3: Because you have to do it for your art pieces.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, make your own art man, for real, yank yourself off.

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Speaker 3: As y'all know, we love the YouTube gang. Everyone else

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Speaker 1: You're not like this isn't I don't want to hear

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Speaker 3: I found you guys on TikTok, and these stories are

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Speaker 1: Thank you for a great.

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Speaker 3: Lisa, you're goddamn welcome.

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Speaker 1: Flopping our keyboards. These LEDs are the only lights I have.

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Speaker 3: There's no there's no seeing the sun in three months,

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Speaker 3: Where bonus if you know, if you've seen Sam's he's

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Speaker 1: Here comes the sun. No it doesn't, Here comes the soun.

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Speaker 1: All right, it's all right, all right, there you go. YouTube.

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Speaker 3: This is this is this is only YouTube gott for

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Speaker 1: We love you. Yeah, just for you. This is what

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Speaker 1: we do it.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, isn't that I literally nut for the YouTube community.

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Speaker 1: I love you guys.

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Speaker 3: Okayop entitled mom told the principle I was watching porn

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Speaker 3: in sixth grade. Alrighty, let's dive into this one.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it.

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Speaker 3: So this happened six years ago when I was in

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Speaker 1: We've all been there. Yeah, everyone does that twelve Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Basically we were frisky twelve year olds like almost every

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Speaker 1: You're not What does that sound? Nothing, because it's silence.

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Speaker 3: That's the sound that d should have hadden while he

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Speaker 4: These deeds, nuts, these deeds, these deeds nuts did every

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Speaker 1: Nuts slow hanging fruit. But so are these nuts? All right?

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Speaker 1: I will give you that one, that sir, That sir

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Speaker 1: There you go, thank you. Whoa the people. No, this

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Speaker 3: It's just it's just it's just life. It's just like

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Speaker 1: Year old you come on camera on Buddy. Actually I

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Speaker 2: I didn't watch my first Ronchi online video until like sixteen.

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Speaker 1: I looked up big boobs, big food.

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Speaker 3: Nice yeah, big boobies.

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Speaker 3: Know, when you're it's just in a blatant line.

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Speaker 2: Someone went on my computer look at Sawyer suddenly even

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Miley Cyrus Miranda cons girl. I was like, oh, Miranda,

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Speaker 1: What were they saying that?

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Speaker 1: Go crazy with it. I remember like Dirty Sanchez Dirty

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Speaker 1: Urban dition waffle, Yeah that was another one.

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Speaker 2: Urban Dictionary literally just had like every terrible set like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're going going incognito. The last one I'll leave

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Speaker 3: you with, which I I'm sad that I've even been

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Speaker 1: Alaskan pipeline. Yeah, do you want to say what that is?

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Speaker 3: It's you take a condom or protection, you take a

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Speaker 1: I said, anyone ever used that?

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Speaker 3: Disgusting? It's just it's just like why kids make up.

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Speaker 3: It's just like maybe I'm sure someone in the world.

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Speaker 1: Bro. Like just also with youse, like that's getting soggy quick.

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Speaker 3: Oh that is so disgusting.

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Speaker 1: That is okay. YouTube, This is the content you get.

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Speaker 3: This record, This is this is what we do for

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Speaker 3: you guys. We subjugate ourselves to this for your entertainment,

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Speaker 1: This all right, let's let's let's keep going today. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Even today, I still haven't watched a porn containing the

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Speaker 2: Low key like I was saying, like we were like

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Speaker 5: Of films with never never never never never, and just

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Speaker 5: I don't want to never will I Obviously nothing happened,

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Speaker 3: I mean, who's gonna like they can't police it at

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Speaker 1: That's super true. That's super true.

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Speaker 2: Like like those kinds of fantasies are just not real,

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Speaker 1: Screaming, and like ah, it's more like am I doing

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Speaker 2: And it's like it should be a Converse station. I

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Speaker 1: Here we go guaranteed every time.

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Speaker 2: I remember my first time was it was in Beverly Hills.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, damn straight, we were his and then this is

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Speaker 3: Good for his mom for making her son lonely. Geez

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Speaker 1: Well, if you haven't already subscribed, do it.

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Speaker 3: If you haven't smashed it, just smash it like these

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Speaker 2: Yeah's always the people that are policing other people that

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