1
00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:03,240
Speaker 1: My girl, what's up with you? A minute? Is this

2
00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:04,000
Speaker 1: the right number?

3
00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:07,240
Speaker 2: It's a laser line, goody, just.

4
00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,959
Speaker 3: Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

5
00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:12,320
Speaker 3: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

6
00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,600
Speaker 3: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup

7
00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:19,360
Speaker 3: line on you. Hey, girl, you know I'm so rich.

8
00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:25,720
Speaker 3: I'll make it Bruce Wayne on you.

9
00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:25,360
Speaker 1: Get it like rain?

10
00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,040
Speaker 3: But I said Wayne, because I'm Bruce Wayne.

11
00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:28,760
Speaker 1: Wait?

12
00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,640
Speaker 3: Why am I giving way my secret identity? O?

13
00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:31,160
Speaker 4: Crap?

14
00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:32,680
Speaker 1: Whatever you do?

15
00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,680
Speaker 3: Was this the urge to go full joker on him

16
00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,639
Speaker 3: and laugh like Heath Ledger in his face? Instead, tell

17
00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:40,040
Speaker 3: him that you would love to be his catwoman and

18
00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,960
Speaker 3: prowl around with him some night. And then that's when

19
00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,800
Speaker 3: you hand them the digits to the bat phone. So

20
00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,320
Speaker 3: hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play

21
00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:49,280
Speaker 3: on the air. Voicemails like this one.

22
00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:51,559
Speaker 1: Next message why.

23
00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:54,440
Speaker 5: And Hey it's me.

24
00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:55,960
Speaker 1: It's you.

25
00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:59,480
Speaker 5: Remember you met me a few months ago and you

26
00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,200
Speaker 5: told me it was your birthday and I did not

27
00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:08,039
Speaker 5: forgive it. So here I am wishing you a happy birthday.

28
00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,720
Speaker 5: For he's a jolly good fellow. For he's a jolly

29
00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:17,039
Speaker 5: good fellow or he's a jolly good fellow, which nobody

30
00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:21,360
Speaker 5: can deny. Even though you didn't call me back, I

31
00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:24,600
Speaker 5: still never forgot your birthday.

32
00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,280
Speaker 2: And don't forget it.

33
00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:30,720
Speaker 5: My birthday is in two months, two weeks, two days. Okay, yes,

34
00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:35,080
Speaker 5: it's your birthday day.

35
00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:38,120
Speaker 3: She is the real life happy birthday reminder from Facebook.

36
00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,240
Speaker 3: Fellow is that when you were tired? Though I don't know.

37
00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,160
Speaker 2: I think it's just for old people in general.

38
00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,520
Speaker 3: I'm just said, if that's the only birthday wish Brian got.

39
00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,160
Speaker 4: Sorry, he's a listener of the show.

40
00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:02,240
Speaker 1: Next message, who What's going on? Isach from the other night.

41
00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,400
Speaker 1: I feel like I was talking a lot about myself.

42
00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:09,480
Speaker 1: You know, I got that overall athletic background. But don't

43
00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:13,560
Speaker 1: get it wrong. I'm not just the typical jock, meathead

44
00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:18,799
Speaker 1: athlete dummy. I do have a soft side to myself,

45
00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:23,680
Speaker 1: especially when I'm at home and I'm in my comfort zone.

46
00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:27,720
Speaker 1: There's things that I like to do that I don't

47
00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:35,680
Speaker 1: tell everybody. So one of those things is I like

48
00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:42,160
Speaker 1: to dress up like Ariana Grande. I just throw on

49
00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:48,640
Speaker 1: some glitter on my face, put my hair in the

50
00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,840
Speaker 1: closest thing to a ponytailer that my hair can do

51
00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:58,320
Speaker 1: and laying on the bed. Don't thank you next, thank

52
00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:04,280
Speaker 1: you next. I feel like, in a non weird way,

53
00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:08,480
Speaker 1: I can relate to her. Don't get a twisted all right,

54
00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:09,840
Speaker 1: I am straight fully.

55
00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,880
Speaker 5: All I want to do is buy this poor man

56
00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:13,359
Speaker 5: a wig.

57
00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,760
Speaker 4: I mean, you don't need to do your own ponytail.

58
00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:18,080
Speaker 3: You think her hair is real? My friend?

59
00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,360
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, if you're good to do it, let's do

60
00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:21,839
Speaker 4: it right.

61
00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:24,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go all out with it. Yes. Speaking of Ari,

62
00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,079
Speaker 3: I want to tell all of our listeners, if you're

63
00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:30,320
Speaker 3: on any other radio stations TikTok, I need you to

64
00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,480
Speaker 3: say thank you next and go to Brook and Jeffrey

65
00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,360
Speaker 3: in the morning. Because we've got song of the week

66
00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,920
Speaker 3: clips on their second date, reactions, even the top loser

67
00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,720
Speaker 3: line of the week that we post every single week.

68
00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:46,560
Speaker 3: It's worth a look at least kind of desperate at

69
00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:50,160
Speaker 3: the end there, all I know is I've got no

70
00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:54,040
Speaker 3: more tears left to cry. So let's switch positions on

71
00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,920
Speaker 3: everyone and go back to our clips.

72
00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:56,320
Speaker 1: Hit it.

73
00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:04,080
Speaker 2: Hello, I've been here for twenty minutes. You said Third

74
00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,480
Speaker 2: and Vine, right, Well, I'm here on third and Vine

75
00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:10,040
Speaker 2: and you're nowhere to be seen. I bought exactly what

76
00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,840
Speaker 2: you said. I got the three home Depot gift cards,

77
00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,640
Speaker 2: two Jamba Juice smoothies, and a forty dollars gift card

78
00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,680
Speaker 2: to Baja Fresh.

79
00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:18,200
Speaker 4: What am I.

80
00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,599
Speaker 2: Supposed to do with all of this? I'm not going

81
00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:24,520
Speaker 2: to eat the Baja Fresh and drink three smoothies by myself.

82
00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:29,080
Speaker 2: What I'm here to buy a PS five of the

83
00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,200
Speaker 2: Craigslist What do you want? I'm just doing what I

84
00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:35,800
Speaker 2: gotta do. Keep moving, do your business. Oh my god,

85
00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,840
Speaker 2: I'm never doing anything like this on Craigslist again. Think

86
00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,840
Speaker 2: for wasting my time parasite.

87
00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,200
Speaker 4: Oh next, was she.

88
00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:47,320
Speaker 3: Standing in the middle of the road in the intersection

89
00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,840
Speaker 3: blocking the cars? Is that why everybody was hawking her?

90
00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,960
Speaker 3: If she was in the car? You can't hold that

91
00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,360
Speaker 3: many Jamba juices and.

92
00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,600
Speaker 5: Stand up, You just can't.

93
00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,120
Speaker 1: Your hands would be so cold.

94
00:04:57,279 --> 00:04:59,080
Speaker 3: Nat Why wouldn't guy who ever gave her that loser

95
00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,960
Speaker 3: line go there to claim all that.

96
00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:02,679
Speaker 4: Cars?

97
00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,320
Speaker 3: If they want you to pay them in gift cards,

98
00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:06,760
Speaker 3: it's usually not a good deal.

99
00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:07,719
Speaker 4: Yeah.

100
00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,360
Speaker 3: Actually, well, I'll just say if you ever go on Craigslist,

101
00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:11,960
Speaker 3: you should use it for the other thing that you

102
00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,479
Speaker 3: go on there for not forgetting PS five stuff. There's

103
00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,799
Speaker 3: a lot better services you can find on cranks.

104
00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,960
Speaker 4: Is that also in exchange for us?

105
00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,800
Speaker 3: I'll show you that reps of it afterward. There, let's

106
00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:24,680
Speaker 3: go the next clipt.

107
00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:30,520
Speaker 4: Hey Jack, I'm not really sure what's going on with

108
00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:35,440
Speaker 4: you right now. I've called you a couple of times

109
00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:40,679
Speaker 4: and you're not refunding. I've been kind of just running

110
00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:45,960
Speaker 4: that that night through my head, you know, and I

111
00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,719
Speaker 4: don't know what I did wrong or what bothered you.

112
00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,840
Speaker 4: I mean, I remember at that bar we were at,

113
00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:56,440
Speaker 4: they had these like pineapple little coasters that I think

114
00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:00,920
Speaker 4: I think I turned one upside down. And you might

115
00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:04,440
Speaker 4: think that I was trying to tell you that I

116
00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,800
Speaker 4: was a swinger, But I'm not.

117
00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:08,479
Speaker 1: I'm not.

118
00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:13,719
Speaker 4: I'm really not. I mean, I've been invited to those

119
00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:18,840
Speaker 4: parties before, but I've never been inside. Like I mean,

120
00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,599
Speaker 4: I've been curious before, Like I've walked up to the

121
00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,200
Speaker 4: building where there was a swinger party, but I never

122
00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,160
Speaker 4: even you know, touched or knocked on the door, even

123
00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:30,279
Speaker 4: like I just kind of I mean, I saw the

124
00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:34,599
Speaker 4: shades were open, so I looked just out of curiosity.

125
00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,120
Speaker 3: I feel like if that message went another forty seconds,

126
00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,279
Speaker 3: Like I mean I was, I was with the couple,

127
00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,120
Speaker 3: but I wasn't there with an eye contact, like it

128
00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,440
Speaker 3: was a mirror, So technically it doesn't count.

129
00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:44,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that.

130
00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:48,000
Speaker 3: Guy's the worst liar ever. Yeah he's like, I have

131
00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,960
Speaker 3: never had one partner by myself.

132
00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:55,360
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah.

133
00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,080
Speaker 3: You can listen to Lose a One regularly at this

134
00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,680
Speaker 3: time every week. You can make sure you subscribe to

135
00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,920
Speaker 3: the Brook and Jeffery YouTube know we can listen to

136
00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,279
Speaker 3: all of our loser lines, secondates, and phone taps right there.

137
00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,240
Speaker 3: We're gonna do a brand new phone tap right after

138
00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:05,320
Speaker 3: this

139
00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,560
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.