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Speaker 1: Hello, hey, yo, Hey, hey Chicago. What do you say

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Speaker 1: the Cubs are going to win today?

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Speaker 2: You see the person across the way that hangs a

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Speaker 2: Cubs flag?

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Speaker 1: No, because I go out the back, it is in

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Speaker 1: the back.

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Speaker 2: It's in the alley.

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Speaker 1: But you got it.

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Speaker 2: Once you're leaving the alley, you gotta look to your

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Speaker 2: rear view mirror and there's a white, blue w Cubs flag. Ah,

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen it, but it's hanging there every day.

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Speaker 2: I thought you only hang it when they win. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you're only supposed to hang it when you win. When

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Speaker 2: if they lose, you gotta take it down. If they

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Speaker 2: don't have a game, you got to take it down.

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Speaker 2: You can't leave it out every day.

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Speaker 1: See, that's what I thought the rule was. And soil.

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Speaker 2: Last summer, I thought, damn, Cubs are one hundred and

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Speaker 2: sixty two and oh and then I looked and they

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Speaker 2: didn't even make the playoffs? Did they?

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Speaker 1: Ah? No, I don't think they did.

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Speaker 2: If they did, they got knocked out in the wild card.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but my kids do still walk around the

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Speaker 1: house every day and sing that song. My two year

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Speaker 1: old sings it. Oh my gosh, he loves it. It's catchy, catchy.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's one of those stadium songs Boston's got

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Speaker 2: Is it the Journey song?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, there's his Sweet Carolina bom.

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Speaker 2: It's you gotta be jealous of your other sports teams

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Speaker 2: that you don't have a song. Red Sox got one,

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Speaker 2: Cubs got one, Bowls have got the intro that they're

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Speaker 2: known for. They still do that intro. It counts, okay,

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Speaker 2: the fact that you have. But it's all the older teams.

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Speaker 2: I mean the Rockies, Grizzlies have one white socks.

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Speaker 1: No that Memphis Grizzlies have one.

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Speaker 2: Not playing that sound anymore? What is jaw back?

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Speaker 1: Dude? Shut up? He was back last year and he

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Speaker 1: got hurt. He came back last year, he played a

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Speaker 1: few games. You're not gonna do the Memphis the gunshot?

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Speaker 2: Yes, all right, let's go.

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Speaker 1: You ready, Yeah, I'm ready.

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Speaker 2: Arnold is off this week?

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Speaker 1: Why is he still off? All right?

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Speaker 2: So that's what I was gonna start doing. His intro

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Speaker 2: was gonna be famous. Quotes that happened from the night

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Speaker 2: before is how I'm gonna lead it. So haktua. Then

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Speaker 2: Arnold goes hack two, let's go, and then if there

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Speaker 2: was a famous, a popular quote that happened the night before,

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Speaker 2: like Gundhy guys have done a thousand times drink a

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Speaker 2: couple of beers, Arnold, don't say that got it and drove.

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Speaker 2: That would be, but we would start it with an

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Speaker 2: important quote from the night before.

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Speaker 1: So you're gonna work on finding important quotes from the

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Speaker 1: night before. Yes, okay, I love it. How'd you do today?

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Speaker 2: That was an idea I wanted to pitch before we started.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's roll, all right, we're gonna do a

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Speaker 2: live we oh the one, two, three, So losers.

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Speaker 1: What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 2: It's sis, and I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.

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Speaker 2: I met a Broadway girl, took her to the suburbs,

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Speaker 2: a relative the other day that has thirty nine acres,

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Speaker 2: and he said he doesn't come down from the hill.

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Speaker 2: He says sometimes he'll come and guys have tight shorts.

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Speaker 2: All of a sudden, and they all wear earrings, and

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Speaker 2: into the town. And I said, holy hell, can that

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Speaker 2: I retire. Over to you, man.

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Speaker 1: I know there's a lot going on, but there is

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Speaker 1: nothing more important than today. Six years ago. I became

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Speaker 1: a father on this day, six years ago. I was

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Speaker 1: not ready to be a dad.

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Speaker 2: Let me take a knee.

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Speaker 1: I was excited to be a dad. But my oldest

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Speaker 1: His lungs aren't even developed. And here we are six

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Speaker 1: years later Vegas stories. No, you were in Vegas. I

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Speaker 2: What the hell of a start in Vegas? Tell that

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, here's the thing. Hey, So tell us

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Speaker 1: And We're like, we got plenty of time, don't worry

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Speaker 1: that next weekend, I was going to Las Vegas with Garrett,

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Speaker 1: Greg Jacob Forrest Ryan and we were having a bachelor

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Speaker 1: party Usual Suspects, and I mean, you want to talk

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Speaker 1: Ray hung up wet, dry, dry. I mean we were tattered, battered,

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Speaker 1: went into labor. My wife went into labor the very

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Speaker 1: So I am sitting there in the delivery room and

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Speaker 2: You got cute trying to squeeze that in there, dovetail

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Speaker 2: it right.

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Speaker 1: I six weeks early is not getting it getting cute.

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Speaker 2: The trip though, I guess not six weeks, but it

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Speaker 2: just seemed like you were trying to fit too much in.

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Speaker 1: I had never heard of adacher party. Garrett had a

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Speaker 1: how do you not know about a dacher party? We

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Speaker 2: It must be nice.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, Okay, I guess we're having a

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Speaker 1: dacher party. We're having a Dachler party.

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Speaker 2: Don't even get somebody to plan my bachelor att bachelor party.

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Speaker 1: No, no, we planned your bachelor party.

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Speaker 2: I ended up in Paris with Mike on his couch.

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Speaker 1: That's your fault. I plan the MGM. I plan the

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Speaker 1: didn't know how Vegas was gonna be shut down, but anyway,

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Speaker 1: I digress. So then we're there and we're freaking out

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Speaker 1: Is it your kid? It is my kid?

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Speaker 2: You're talking about him like he's not well.

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Speaker 1: They pull the kid out, you know. The kid comes

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Speaker 1: what is it. I'm like, it's a baby. She's like, no,

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Speaker 1: take his weight stuff, and then they told him this

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Speaker 1: they net ever get to see him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but a lot of I think I was life

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Speaker 2: flighted to a different state stop. Yeah, a lot of

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Speaker 1: I understand that I didn't know that I had never

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Speaker 1: experienced birth. I had never heard of a bad birth.

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Speaker 1: No one has ever. Most people, I don't think when

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Speaker 1: So I wasn't prepared, dude. It was the most like

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Speaker 2: And are people there are they very kind? Or they

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Speaker 2: are they pretty much jaded to that type of situation.

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Speaker 2: Your kid's fine. Please step back, sir, I'm having a boy.

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Speaker 1: Got like a blue baton out there, Like get out

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Speaker 1: of the way, no shooting convetty in the hallway, man

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Speaker 1: like stop like put the candles out. Can't do that here. No,

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Speaker 2: There were people that come in here. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Morgan Walling, Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: Luke clums Yeah, who what Elsie? Yeah he's doing an interview.

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Speaker 2: it's an artist. I don't know. There was one one nurse, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Martine would ride was in today. Yeah what everybody's so

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Speaker 1: You're right.

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Speaker 2: The nurses have to be like, sir, please get back,

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Speaker 2: like we're strolling him through. You guys will see him

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Speaker 2: in six weeks. Tell your parents it's a dad. Go

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Speaker 2: get chick fil a two blocks down, have your buddies

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Speaker 1: If he has a cough, okay, like relax, it's not

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Speaker 1: it's not you know, anything major. It's just a cough.

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Speaker 1: It's got not. Oh yeah, No, he doesn't have tuberculosis.

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Speaker 1: He just has snot. Don't worry about it. There was

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Speaker 1: give a shout out to because six years to the day,

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Speaker 1: six years to today. No, no, I didn't meet her

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Speaker 1: till like four or five days later. And they have

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Speaker 1: a feeding every three hours, and you can come and

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Speaker 1: you can help feed the baby. Well yeah, and you

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Speaker 1: milk into a like a feeding tube.

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Speaker 2: And so hardy forgetting responsibilities, we call them, were like hey,

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Speaker 2: we're running about six minutes late.

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Speaker 1: If you could hold off on feeding him, you know,

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Speaker 2: Ani I was tied up at the office. What do

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Speaker 2: we miss all feeding the kid?

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Speaker 1: And so we roll in and the nurses already started.

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Speaker 2: Feeding him uncalled for his first meal.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, you know, like whatever, my wife's upset, but.

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Speaker 2: Wait, she wanted to feed him first.

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Speaker 1: Well it was just like you have every three hours.

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Speaker 1: And we called and they said, if you're running late,

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Speaker 1: and he farked, foreshadowing projectile poop straight out the hole

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Speaker 1: It was huh, Larry hear this? Yeah, so ay, baby, Box,

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Speaker 1: happy sixth birthday. You will never hear this in your life.

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Speaker 1: You won't understand how amazing it is. But I can't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll be bankrupt in fore clothes by the time

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think it won't be bank but yes,

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Speaker 2: Man, Happy birthday Box. I wish I got to see

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Speaker 2: Right, Hey, Steve, how are your kids? I haven't seen them.

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Speaker 1: I mean there he is man, there, he is six

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Speaker 2: What's the shirt say?

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Speaker 1: Lunchbox rules?

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Speaker 1: There there he is. There he is Ray, six years old today.

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Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Bud, six.

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Speaker 2: Six years from twenty twenty four twenty eighteen. Baser was

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Speaker 1: Derby right after this. Have your birthday, Bud.

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Speaker 2: Ray. Any shout outs you want to give that people

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Speaker 2: aren't gonna hear him. The nurse my son, Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: And what did he sing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? See eyes blu I guess that was the wrong song.

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Speaker 1: So Home Run Derby Monday night. I watched zero seconds

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Speaker 2: Who it was? Jim?

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Speaker 1: Jim's this boy that went with him. He had, He

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Speaker 2: Carlos is a doctor. He used to work on our show.

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Speaker 1: Different Carlos, Holy shit, no, different, different, different, different dude.

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Speaker 1: He says he caught one and I didn't. And I

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Speaker 1: do you got? What do you got? Ray?

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Speaker 2: All right, so you're gonna see Billy's brother one hand

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Speaker 1: What one hand? What hand?

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Speaker 2: It's the whole thing. Okay, hold on, success, well hit play.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, your phone was sucking. Hey, well let

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Speaker 2: The perfect angle for you.

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Speaker 1: Oh he can't. He let to hand it.

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Speaker 2: He was about ball Barry. It was ten feet foul,

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Speaker 1: So hey, he didn't even have to pay six hundred

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Speaker 2: Dude, Billy's dad's right next to him. I mean that

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Speaker 2: That's concert life, bathroom breaks, slow songs, dull lulls, the

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Speaker 2: the home run derby Tescar Hernandez. Somebody bad mouthed me

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Speaker 2: on the Facebook. I gave you guys four picks. One

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Speaker 2: Oh Zoona the Polar Bear, Polar elephant dude, he needs

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Speaker 2: And he just comes out. Me and Justin were saying, hey,

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Speaker 1: He's doing bad o Zona place for the Braves. But Alonzo, oh, Pene, Alonzo, yeah, gotcha, got.

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Speaker 2: So go back to the zoo whatever you were in

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Speaker 1: And they did that whole special about how he does this,

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Speaker 2: Was telling Justin. I'm a baseball guy. It doesn't help

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Speaker 2: Azuna sold, Alonzo sold. The only guy that succeeded was

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Speaker 2: Tescar Hernandez. I said he would be a semi finals.

435
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:34,920
Speaker 2: He ended up winning it. But her uh Gunner Henderson

436
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:39,280
Speaker 2: just not enough power. Lefty beautiful swing Rafael Palmero esque,

437
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:43,440
Speaker 2: but just can't generate enough power. The guys that can

438
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,359
Speaker 2: that were able to get past the first round.

439
00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:50,040
Speaker 1: Bobby Witt, Oh, Bobby WIT's good dude, he's a baller.

440
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,480
Speaker 2: That twenty should have never made it into the final.

441
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,720
Speaker 2: It was a week home run derby. Bobby Witt was

442
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:59,120
Speaker 2: making it. Bomber got it with twenty one. I should

443
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,520
Speaker 2: have thought more about mom. He's taller, better launch angle

444
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:03,480
Speaker 2: for the Phillies.

445
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 1: Alex Baum Oh boom, yeah, Okay, got it, Alec boom Yeah.

446
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,680
Speaker 2: But I would say if anybody really did watch it overall,

447
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,320
Speaker 2: it wasn't It wasn't long. I mean, where's the where's

448
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,160
Speaker 2: a judge?

449
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,280
Speaker 1: I got a question?

450
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,480
Speaker 2: Court wasn't in order?

451
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:21,240
Speaker 1: Is the home run Derby dead? Yeah? Like I don't know.

452
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,960
Speaker 1: I as a kid, I thought it was so cool.

453
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,080
Speaker 2: We placed a bat night. Couldn't even keep my interest.

454
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:29,280
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm maybe it's not may. Maybe I'm getting Maybe

455
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,560
Speaker 1: I'm becoming that old man. Maybe I'm becoming the old

456
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,240
Speaker 1: man that doesn't enjoy it as much. Maybe I get

457
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,200
Speaker 1: off my lawn. Maybe people still love the Home Run Derby,

458
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,959
Speaker 1: but I had zero interest in watching the Home Run Derby.

459
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,760
Speaker 1: My wife was like even, like, hey, don't you want

460
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,200
Speaker 1: to turn it on to see if you see your cousin.

461
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, I mean, it's a point zero zero zero

462
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:51,119
Speaker 1: one percent chance that we're gonna see him on the TV.

463
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,080
Speaker 2: The only thing cool about the Home Run Derby was

464
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,600
Speaker 2: having family there. Baser the whole night I had it

465
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,480
Speaker 2: on the iPad. She was watching something on the TV,

466
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,639
Speaker 2: So I, Oh, are you watching home Derby? Yeah, home

467
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,720
Speaker 2: Run Derby? What are you watching Home Run Derby?

468
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 1: Just watching? Oh? Did we bet it? Yeah?

469
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got four guys the ones in the finals?

470
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,440
Speaker 2: No big deal. I was twenty five percent on. Yeah

471
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,480
Speaker 2: we lost the bet. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, Billy's there?

472
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,080
Speaker 1: But what Billy's there?

473
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,880
Speaker 2: It was the only time she gave a shit about

474
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 2: the Home Run Derby when I said Billy was there

475
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 2: trying to catch a home run?

476
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, where's Maguire and Sosa? Where are the big dogs

477
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,680
Speaker 1: like Aaron Judge, I mean even Schwarber.

478
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 2: Maybe he's been in it every year, just like is

479
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,959
Speaker 2: he just like black Panda?

480
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:29,240
Speaker 1: Dude?

481
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,760
Speaker 2: I'm please, for the love of God, get out of it.

482
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,720
Speaker 2: You haven't won it the last three years. But who

483
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,480
Speaker 2: else do you need? You got the judges, you got

484
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:38,600
Speaker 2: Azuna was a.

485
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 1: Good one one, so maybe.

486
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 2: Azuna got tired.

487
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 1: Oh you have only had three minutes. You had to

488
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,360
Speaker 1: hit as many home runs as you know. You're kind

489
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:47,120
Speaker 1: of he's kind of hafty.

490
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,480
Speaker 2: He was in the fourteen range and just gassed. He

491
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,639
Speaker 2: looked terrible. And also Gunner Henderson, good luck in the

492
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,840
Speaker 2: second half. That's gonna totally f up your swing, which

493
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,199
Speaker 2: is beautiful for me. But Shoeyotani could have been in.

494
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, shoe Hey wasn't in it?

495
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 2: No why those are the bit But does Lebron go

496
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 2: in the dunk contest?

497
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,879
Speaker 1: That's another thing that dead is the dunk contest. Dunk

498
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 1: Contest and Home Run Derby are both dead. And I

499
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 1: used to love both of them. And maybe I'm just old.

500
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 1: I just don't enjoy it. I had, Like I said,

501
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 1: I didn't even know who what ti Oscar Hernandez. Who

502
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 1: does he play for Dodgers? Now he did play for

503
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 1: the Mariners. I did a little bit of history checking

504
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 1: when I was betting it, damn, But I went to bed.

505
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 1: I just bet on the semi finalist, so I was

506
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,399
Speaker 1: able to watch it for forty five minutes and then

507
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 1: leave dip out. Yeah, I mean, and then All Star Game.

508
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 1: I mean, just I don't care anymore when it doesn't

509
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 1: mean anything.

510
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:39,120
Speaker 2: I thought it's home field advantage. Not anymore, it's not. No,

511
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 2: they took down a long time ago. Wow, because we

512
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 2: have it, I'm pretty sure it's good.

513
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 1: I don't know whatever. I may be just too old

514
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 1: that I don't care about it anymore.

515
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:54,640
Speaker 2: I texted Justin, I said about the All Star Game,

516
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 2: I said, oh, is this text from Justin? Yeah, text

517
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 2: from Justin. I said, polar Bear sucks. He was hitting

518
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,120
Speaker 2: base hits between second and third. I said, like, that's

519
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:09,679
Speaker 2: not even the correct launch angle, you stupid bear bitch.

520
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,160
Speaker 2: And the adjusted went off on stuff that does you bake?

521
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,639
Speaker 1: No, I want to hear it. Please don't say it

522
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense. When we are doing text from Justin.

523
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 1: You can't skip the text. You gotta read them.

524
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 2: He said he could quite possibly be the Jamal Crawford

525
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,199
Speaker 2: of baseball, not good enough to even start for the

526
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 2: paranormal Olympic team, but could come off the bench. He's

527
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 2: at the Tim Anderson of the home run derby ground

528
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 2: out to the third baseman, and I said, Tim Anderson

529
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 2: isn't even hitting my weight, and then he goes, Tim

530
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 2: Anderson is hitting my dog's body weight and average point

531
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 2: zero two zero breaking news from Tom Anderson to fight

532
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 2: Jake Paul in a boxing match. You know your career

533
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 2: is tanged. Your fighting chain Paul in a boxing match,

534
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 2: or whoever the fuck it is Jane Paul. And I said, ah, yes,

535
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 2: a TikTok wrestling match. And I said, tonight's game ends,

536
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,679
Speaker 2: wait for it in a tie. You're welcome. And he

537
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,679
Speaker 2: said it goes from bad to worse with your picks.

538
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 2: You're officially done gambling because he did tail me. He

539
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 2: did tell me but one.

540
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 1: But the good news is I did get a text

541
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:16,159
Speaker 1: from just In and let me read what it said. Okay,

542
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,919
Speaker 1: is it about the Beezy? It is about the Beezy,

543
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 1: and I gotta find it.

544
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 2: It's you and your kid almost same birthday, he said, Evansville,

545
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 2: celebrate with me July twenty six.

546
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 1: Let's not get the exact date. Okay, Evansville July for

547
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 1: my date of birth, which is actually July blank. We

548
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,439
Speaker 1: will lose a lot of money and you're invited to

549
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 1: lose two, hide your kids, hide your wife, or just

550
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 1: bring them. We'll be back that Friday evening for three hours.

551
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 2: We're gonna go back like we're mounting up, mount up,

552
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 2: We're about to pull up. Hey, guys, bus is leaving

553
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 2: in two hours.

554
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 1: Hold on, he's just gonna drive to Evansville for two

555
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,400
Speaker 1: hours and then drive back the same day.

556
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna dd just because I didn't think there was

557
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 2: enough entertainment to keep the girls. Because it's my wife,

558
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 2: his sister, uh Angelina. I don't know if she was

559
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 2: throwing the mix. I don't think for two days. Evansville

560
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 2: has the night life, the entertainment at the restaurants, the gambling,

561
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 2: the casinos, the sports.

562
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 1: Book, the pool. It has nothing, and.

563
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 2: We're gonna be there a pool.

564
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 1: It's gotta have a pool. I'm just saying, dude, I

565
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: get you, but I can't believe you're not gonna only

566
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: spend one night, Like, what are you gonna do? Leave it?

567
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 2: I would I went there and stay to night with

568
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 2: Brandon O'Brien, Like you're gonna leave here at noon to

569
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 2: get there at two thirty, gamble for four hours and

570
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 2: drive back for more, I'll d D I can leave

571
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 2: at midnight. It's an hour and twenty to my house

572
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 2: to y'all's.

573
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:47,239
Speaker 1: Good luck.

574
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 2: I don't know how long it tastes to get to

575
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 2: y'all's places, but.

576
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: It's two hours from my place. Yeah, and I looked

577
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: it up, and the fact that Justin and I share

578
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,959
Speaker 1: a birthday is mind blowing to me. Right, That's what

579
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: he was also saying, Like, we have the same birthday.

580
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:04,439
Speaker 1: So this is what's weird. How many people, Okay, besides

581
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 1: your brother, how many people have the same birthday as you?

582
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 2: You know?

583
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 1: Of what?

584
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 2: Abby has the same birthday as me?

585
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

586
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 2: Okay, that is mind blowing his bones now all the

587
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 2: time goes all right? Ray happy? Oh and it's also

588
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 2: Abby's birthday. Thanks Abby for stealing my thunder. Thank you,

589
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you.

590
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: Do you know how weird it is to have someone

591
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: close to you have the same birthday?

592
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 2: Yes, no, I had a twin brother. It's happened to

593
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 2: me thirty eight times in my life.

594
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 1: It's different with the brother. I'm talking about people you know, right,

595
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 1: But I'm.

596
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 2: Telling you every birthday I've shared with somebody, So for

597
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 2: a second, think about me.

598
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: I am thinking about you because I want to talk

599
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 1: about how many people I share a birthday with. I

600
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 1: share a birthday with Justin the Pope. I share a

601
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,879
Speaker 1: birthday with my buddy Oscar Tom Cruise. I have a

602
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 1: buddy named I have a girl that I know, Amy,

603
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 1: that I went to school with middle school, all the

604
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: way through high school. Still talk to her. She her

605
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 1: and her husband came. We went to a church together.

606
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,880
Speaker 1: Same birthday and same wedding day.

607
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter rae.

608
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: How weird is that? How do I have so many

609
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: people that have the same damn birthday?

610
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 2: Guy's parents hooked up at Halloween.

611
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 1: No, I understand parents hooked up, But you become friends

612
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: with those people that have the exact same birthday. I

613
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:18,879
Speaker 1: don't I find that so weird.

614
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 2: But it is a popular time to have a birthday

615
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 2: when July, Yeah, because it's in the fall is when

616
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 2: your parents conceived.

617
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 1: I believe, so yeah, I just don't know.

618
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 2: I have no facts to back anything up.

619
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 1: So all right, We're gonna take a break and I'm

620
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: gonna come back, and I'm gonna tell you. I don't

621
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: know if you consider me a scam artist. But I

622
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: felt like I did something kind of scammy, and I

623
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: don't know if I feel right about it, but I

624
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: made some money. I'll tell you right after this. Probably

625
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: I'm a season ticket holder Nashville as Soon and we're terrible.

626
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 1: We are so bad. I don't understand how we're so bad.

627
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: But that's not the point of the story. So we

628
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: had Inner Miami coming to Nashville. Ray who plays for

629
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: Inner Miami Alba Messi?

630
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 2: Who's that other guy that came from Premier League? Now?

631
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 1: Uh, Jesse Alba? No, that's Jessicalba.

632
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

633
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: Uh, anyway, it doesn't I don't know what you're saying.

634
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: You're getting me out one of his buddies. Oh yeah,

635
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 1: he did.

636
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 2: He did. God, I act like I don't know what

637
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 2: the hell I'm talking about. I bet it all summer

638
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 2: last summer.

639
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: Anyway, Messi and Miami are coming to Nashville. People love

640
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 1: to go see Messi. They'll pay more for tickets. But

641
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Messi wasn't going to be playing for

642
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: Miami because he was playing for Argentina and Copa America Dirty.

643
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: So I was like, man, I don't want to go

644
00:29:55,680 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: see him play Miami without Messi. The casual fan, is

645
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: it gonna know about Copa America. They're just gonna see

646
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: Inner Miami and they're gonna buy the damn tickets and.

647
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 2: Your seats sucked. They're basking in the sun the whole time.

648
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: I know it's all night games. They only have two

649
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 1: games during the day, and this one was a seven

650
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: thirty pm kickoff.

651
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 2: Bring your sun screen eighty proof.

652
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 1: So I was like, you know what, I'm gonna try

653
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: to sell these bad boys. And I look it up

654
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: and in my section, people are selling them for three

655
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 1: hundred a pop.

656
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 2: That's the same when Messi comes to town.

657
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 1: Because Messi is supposed to be on Inner Miami, you

658
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: think all people are just gonna buy him. I was like,

659
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna put them for three hundred. I'm gonna

660
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: put each ticket up for one hundred and fifty bucks.

661
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: That sounds like three hundred, one hundred and fifty a ticket.

662
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 1: That was for both tickets. Due they were paying them.

663
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 1: They had them up for three hundred of tickets.

664
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 2: That's the exact price that I was gonna pay to

665
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 2: go see Messi.

666
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: Correct, So I put it up for one hundred and

667
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: fifty a ticket. Usually they're like fifty five bucks a ticket.

668
00:30:55,680 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: So I'm just like banking on casual people, not realizing

669
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: that MESSI was not playing for Inner Miami at the

670
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 1: time because he's in the middle of Copa America. So

671
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: I put him.

672
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 2: Up bacon On, Vandy Bros. And Hose Ding.

673
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 1: I put him up. Eighteen hours later, get an email,

674
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 1: three of your tickets have sold for one hundred and

675
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: fifty apiece. That's money. Thirty three hours later, your two

676
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 1: tickets have sold to Inter Miami versus Nashville SC sold

677
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: every all five tickets for one hundred and fifty each.

678
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: And no messy those people, I guarantee you showed up

679
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: to that game thaking messy, messy.

680
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 2: Mess me where the is messy? That's dirty? But I

681
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 2: like your business acumen.

682
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: But I got my money.

683
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 2: Yes, the average fan doesn't do the research.

684
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: No, Because I even got a text from someone that said, Hey,

685
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: you going to the messy game this.

686
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 2: Weekend, Mike, Yeah, I got some tickets up.

687
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, well, if you go to a stub hub,

688
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: I can get you some good seats for one hundred

689
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: and fifty of pop.

690
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 2: Here's the leak of some I was perusing.

691
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: So I wonder if those people when they're sitting there.

692
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 2: Just Brew, you just crushed the dreams of four Vandi bros.

693
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 2: And one of their hose.

694
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: They paid four hundred and fifty dollars to go see

695
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: Messy and they didn't see Messy. I do not know

696
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: what that feeling has to be like. It's sort of

697
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: like when you pay maybe NBA and you're like, oh

698
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 1: my gosh, Kevin Durants intown, I'm buying tickets, or Lebron James,

699
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: Lebron James is sitting tonight.

700
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 2: That's different.

701
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: Was it different?

702
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, yours was pulled a rug right out from under him.

703
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 2: I believe Justin hit me up about that game and said, hey,

704
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 2: he Messi isn't playing. Oh but I still want to

705
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 2: go to the game and watch it. So Justin did

706
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 2: his research. So it was a game. You could have

707
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 2: easily saw that he wasn't playing easily.

708
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: All you do is turn on the team and see

709
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: Argentina in Copa America march into the championship, and you

710
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: would know Messi is not gonna leave Argentina's game, come

711
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: and play for Inner Miami, then go back to the

712
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 1: Argentina game. Not gonna happen.

713
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 2: Gotta be real though, unless Justin said, hey, Messi isn't playing,

714
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 2: I don't know if I would have known that he

715
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 2: wasn't playing exactly.

716
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: And those are the type of people I was praying on, right,

717
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: people like you, people that text me and say, hey,

718
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: you going to the Messi game this weekend? Well, no, idiot,

719
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: because Messi's not playing, but I'll take your damn money

720
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: and props.

721
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 2: Tick at soccer because it's confusing as hell. And also

722
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 2: the NBA equallys confusing. Now with the playing tournament, playing tournament?

723
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: Does it?

724
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 2: What does it count for? When does it happen? What

725
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 2: games are playing tournament?

726
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 1: Oh?

727
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 2: In soccer? Oh, there's Copa America going on. There's also

728
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 2: was Euro America. Oh there's also your local MLS games

729
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 2: going on. I don't know MESSI go watch him? What

730
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 2: he's not playing?

731
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: And then he got hurt. Did you watch the Copa

732
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: America final? Did you see the chaos?

733
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 2: Spain won?

734
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: Well, they won euro and then Copo America is a

735
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: different tournament Argentina. One saw that.

736
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 2: Then marching in the streets, why do they both go

737
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 2: alump parallel with each other and play at the exact

738
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 2: same time and have a champion within the day of

739
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 2: each other.

740
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,360
Speaker 1: They were on the same day, within a few hours.

741
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 1: Confusing as hell. That proves my point. No, euro is

742
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 1: the European teams, and Copa America is North America and

743
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: South America.

744
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,800
Speaker 2: Ghost freaking Honduras, right.

745
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: I mean that's how they do it. They do these

746
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 1: two tournaments. And and did you see, I mean, people

747
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: just stormed the effing gate, dude.

748
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 2: Our friend Jackie was at the game and said the

749
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 2: ticket situation. She said, at some points they weren't even

750
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 2: checking ticket.

751
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: No, they're just letting people in, so people that bought

752
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 1: tickets them get in because so many people storm the

753
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: gates that they had no they had to let just

754
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 1: I mean they were knocking people over. And then I

755
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: saw a little dog run.

756
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 2: In got into the game, and like parents.

757
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: Were getting separated from their kids because there was just

758
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: so many people just storming the gates.

759
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 2: They showed one of the escalators just completely demolished and broken.

760
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: I mean, absolute shit show.

761
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 2: Well then people were saying, you guys aren't gonna be

762
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 2: ready for the Olympics. I guess in twenty twenty eight,

763
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 2: we got soccer, We got.

764
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: The World Cup. Oh oh, we got the World Cup coming,

765
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,240
Speaker 1: and we handled the World Cup the last time. Fine,

766
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 1: We're gonna handle the World Cup absolutely fine, It's gonna

767
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 1: be no problem. They'll figure it out. They've hosted the

768
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 1: Olympics in America. I think they'll be able to host

769
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 1: the World Cup. I'm sure it'll be fine. Well.

770
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 2: And also though Jackie gotta love Upper Management and iHeart dude.

771
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 2: She was able to go to Miami, go to a

772
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 2: championship game. What on a Sunday?

773
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 1: She doesn't live here.

774
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,280
Speaker 2: Oh she lives in Florida.

775
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, she lives down there, but her mail comes here.

776
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 2: It does. Okay, that would all make sense. That's how

777
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 2: she's able to Yeah.

778
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: And now we got an email said, got a favor

779
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 1: to ask if you and you and the boys and Arnold,

780
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,879
Speaker 1: if you could throw out some birthday wishes. Twenty nine

781
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: in holding to my wife Amber, the big thirteen to

782
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,720
Speaker 1: my son Chase, and number nine to my daughter Lily.

783
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: The wife and kids have be days within two weeks

784
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: of each other. So we can knock it all out

785
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: with one shot out Thanks from Joe.

786
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 2: Thanks, there you go. And I got into Chris Mabes

787
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 2: stupid ass golf tournament for the Open.

788
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did join to make your picks.

789
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rory Hovelin, Cam Smith, Tom Kim Harmon's Alataurus, but

790
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 2: he has in different tiers, so it's not like you

791
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 2: can pick the best right guys.

792
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: I was in the PGA Championship and I think I

793
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: missed out on the money by like a couple of strokes.

794
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: But it said you have to have four guys make

795
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 1: the cut to win. Yeah, but my problem was I

796
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: forgot to pick a fifth golfer. I didn't pick the

797
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: fifth tier, so I only had four golfers. So I

798
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: totally did not. I don't know how. And I checked on.

799
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: I got on Facebook on like that Sunday night and

800
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, did I win. He's like, I

801
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 1: tried to hit you up and let you know you

802
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 1: only put four golfers down. My bad. I guess I lost.

803
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 2: So the reason I'm doing this guy is for market research,

804
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 2: just making sure our Facebook there's no scams going on.

805
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 2: It's not for gambling purposes, just market research, making sure

806
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 2: they're legit pools going on on there.

807
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: It's a legit pool to base get into.

808
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 2: No, she got it and goes pick the golfers Okay.

809
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, the cousin has met Pedro. Martinez too, got

810
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 1: pictures of him and Pedro, and then he got someone

811
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,800
Speaker 1: that I'm not sure who the hell that is. Yeah, Pedro.

812
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 2: Last thing he did was beat Don Zimmer's ass.

813
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,280
Speaker 1: He did beat his ass. I mean, damn.

814
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 2: Pedro's funny that. It's stuff he does on Fox for

815
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,879
Speaker 2: the playoffs and World Series. Very good.

816
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: Who is that? Well television? That is? Eh? Uh ah man,

817
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 1: that's a tough one.

818
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:44,240
Speaker 2: Ah, flat Guerrero.

819
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. But I'm used to flat having hair.

820
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 2: Now. These guys are getting older.

821
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 1: Dude, Okay, who that is? This gotta be.

822
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 2: Some famous Boston Red Sox second base and.

823
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 1: They sent me a picture. I'm like, I don't know

824
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: that is Bud all right? Cool?

825
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, trouble with these baseball guys. They go into hiding

826
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 2: for about five years and then alone. Can you imagine

827
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 2: seeing him on the street. I wouldn't know what he

828
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 2: looks like. Mail Man, Hey, I mean saw him in

829
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 2: twenty years.

830
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: It's a great point. It's amazing how these people just

831
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: disappear from our lives. Spud Web, Where's he at? Uh?

832
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 2: Delonte West, where's he at?

833
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that one dude.

834
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 2: They found him, he's freaking homeless at a street light.

835
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:33,320
Speaker 2: Mark Cuban revives his life, then they find him homeless

836
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 2: again in the Virginia's or Carolinas, in jail, in and

837
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,439
Speaker 2: out of jail, recovered his life, then back homeless again.

838
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: That's I think they say he has bipolar right, and

839
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: he's off his man. I mean, it's it's sad, that's

840
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 1: and that's crazy that Mark Cuban just sees him at

841
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 1: a stoplight.

842
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 2: I don't know if he did. I thought somebody else

843
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 2: tipped him off, and then Cuban went and found him

844
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 2: at the gas station.

845
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: That's a good point. Someone saw it posted. Cuban went

846
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 1: to that gas station. And I'm gonna tell you what,

847
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,760
Speaker 1: Mark Cuban seems like a legit dude.

848
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 2: Inspirationally, he inspired me in college. He used to have

849
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 2: a blog and I would read it every day. Really yeah,

850
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 2: and his blogs talked about he goes, Yeah, all my

851
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 2: buddies were all hung over growing up in college. I

852
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,919
Speaker 2: would and he goes. I would just write read information

853
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 2: scripts or stuff on computers, on monitors, on tablet. He

854
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 2: would just read the instruction manuals and so he got

855
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,240
Speaker 2: really really smart with tech. He goes all my buddies

856
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 2: were hung over and just sleep all day. I just

857
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 2: woke up and started reading stuff.

858
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:30,760
Speaker 1: That's fascinating.

859
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 2: A genius in four years, I just remember more to

860
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 2: it than that him working.

861
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 1: When I worked for the Spurs and Mavericks, fans would

862
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,720
Speaker 1: show up at the Spurs games and they'd hold up aside,

863
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: Hey Mark, why don't you trade seats with me? And

864
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: he'd go sit in the raptors and let them sit

865
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 1: in his seat's court side, And I thought that that

866
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: was the coolest freaking thing I'd ever seen.

867
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 2: Props to Billy's dad got to check it off the

868
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 2: bucket list, go to a home run derby his son

869
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 2: Bear pause one right in front of him, even more

870
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,800
Speaker 2: of a bucking list item. What wasn't on the bucket

871
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 2: list was it was a foot from and dad right

872
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 2: in the back of the head, and it would have

873
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 2: killed him. It's tough to bring sixty year old people

874
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 2: to these games. Those ball there was all fifty there

875
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 2: was five hundred balls humming at these adults. And in

876
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 2: the video Billy's dad's head is turned. It would have

877
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 2: smacked him right in the back of the head. And

878
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 2: he was a professional baseball player. For God's sakes.

879
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: What's crazily we had.

880
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 2: No injuries at the all start home run derby.

881
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: That's another crazy thing. Is it your dad played in

882
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: the Miners and Billy's dad played. Yeah, that's freaking crazy.

883
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 2: His dad even his dad played in World Series with

884
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy.

885
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: Eddie Murray. Maybe yeah, Eddie Murphy was pretty funny. But

886
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: I don't think he ever buyed in the World Series Murray.

887
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 2: So I think Billy like gets him cameos from Eddie

888
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 2: Murray and he's like, is this for Billy Smith? I

889
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 2: used to play with Why is he? Why are you

890
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 2: getting the cameo from Billy him? And they do a cameo.

891
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: That's funny. Did he ever win a World Series? I'm looking.

892
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 2: But he gets paid.

893
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 1: He still gets a pension.

894
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 2: I mean that baseball man, if you can play it

895
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 2: for a little bit of time in football, probably too.

896
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 1: Ah, let's see Billy ed Smith. Is he from Hodge, Louisiana.

897
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was ed. Is his middle

898
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 2: name Billy Smith? Just the Baltimore Orioles.

899
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's him. He played six part of six seasons

900
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 1: second baseman. Yep, that's him.

901
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 2: Man.

902
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 1: Smith was originally drafted in the third round by the

903
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,919
Speaker 1: California Angels in nineteen seventy one out of John Jay

904
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 1: High School in San Antonio, Texas. There's another person that

905
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: went to John Jay. He's in the NFL now. I

906
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: don't remember who he played in their pharmacism. That's ah Man.

907
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: He finished nineteen seventy seven with the batting average of

908
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 1: two fifteen twenty nine RBIs in three hundred and sixty

909
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: seven at bats. That is crazy, he uh. After backing

910
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 1: up Dower again during the Orals Orioles Pennant winning season

911
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy nine, Smith was released by the Orioles the

912
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: following spring. He signed a minor league contract with the Phillies,

913
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: but never made it to the majors for them. He

914
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: was purchased from the Phillies by the Giants in March

915
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 1: of eighty one. After hitting one eighty and thirty six

916
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 1: games for the Giants, his major league career was over.

917
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 1: He is Major League Baseball Statistics average two thirty home runs,

918
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 1: seventeen runs batted in one hundred and eleven That's pretty cool, dude.

919
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: He always calls me, Oh, that's the ball.

920
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 2: I guess it looks how you think it would look.

921
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 2: I guess they had like baseball bats filled with beer

922
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 2: at the game. That's cool, they're sucking them off.

923
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: Yeah.

924
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 2: His dad always face times me and he's like, fuck

925
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 2: you man, he swears it.

926
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: What's it? He hangs up. You'd all get a voicemail.

927
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Billy's dad called me last night. Hey man,

928
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 2: fuck you.

929
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 1: I gotta go see him, dude, I haven't seen him

930
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 1: in a minute. Oh that's really funny. All right. Hey

931
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: a going to the Nashville SC game tonight celebrating the

932
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: kid's birthday. I did hit up Nashville SC and I

933
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 1: was like, hey, you know, it's my son's sixth birthday.

934
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: I'm a season ticket holder. What can we do for him?

935
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 1: They're like, well, actually it takes five days for the

936
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 1: if you're gonna get his name on the screen because

937
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 1: of the graphics. I'm like, you don't just type in

938
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: a damn computer and put it on the screen at

939
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: a here. Five days? Like, what do you have to do?

940
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,760
Speaker 1: Just okay?

941
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 2: There goes Colorado Rocki's game. They brought us a certificate

942
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 2: when we were ten, maybe presenting it to us. I

943
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 2: believe the mascot was involved.

944
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,800
Speaker 1: Pretty cool, that's pretty legit.

945
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would have been memorable for the kid.

946
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, so my son's sixth birthday, his name will not

947
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 1: be on the Jumbo Tron, just so you know. And

948
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 1: I felt bad. I told my wife, was like, it

949
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: may be a good thing because our other two kids

950
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: there will never be a game on their birthdays because

951
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: one's in February, ones in October. They don't have games then.

952
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 2: And also, what you gotta pay for that? No? Zero,

953
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 2: it's free. Yeah.

954
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 1: As a season ticket member, I said, hey, man, anything

955
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: you can do and he was like, oh, sorry, we

956
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: can't put it on the Jumbo Tron. We need to

957
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 1: know five days in advance for the graphics.

958
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 2: I do graphics on our Instagram. We do them same

959
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 2: day minute.

960
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool.

961
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 2: Stupid.

962
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: I mean, have you ever tried a what is it called? Uh?

963
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: In shot? I mean you can edit real quick? What

964
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 1: about cap cut? Oh boy? All right, have a great Wednesday,

965
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: and you know what starts tonight? Survivor Big Brother not watching? Okay,

966
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 1: I bet you watch.

967
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 2: They were smart. They would take the Love Island cast

968
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 2: a bunch of bombshells and jack dudes and put it

969
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 2: on Big Brother. It would be the biggest season yet.

970
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 1: But they would not applay Love Island didn't really and

971
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,800
Speaker 1: they're just they're not gamers. They're more like, oh dude,

972
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: I get it, I get it there, Love Island. I

973
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 1: never watched Love Island. Love Island.

974
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 2: It's the biggest on TV. It's just similar to Big

975
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 2: Brother and that it's every night. Oh so they those

976
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 2: producers are humping audio and video during the day and

977
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 2: then pump it to us every night at seven thirty.

978
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's it. That seems like a lot. Where's

979
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: Love Island at? Like where do they film it?

980
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 2: Tahiti?

981
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 1: That sounds legit, and uh why it would be.

982
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 2: I love the gamer angle. I just feel like we're

983
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 2: so into Big Brother gamers that we get to now

984
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 2: we get these people that are like space nerds and

985
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 2: then yeah, right, yeah, you need to go tuck there,

986
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 2: And I get you. You kind of want people to

987
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,399
Speaker 2: be dumb. You want some people now. It's like you're

988
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 2: so into they're so into getting gamers. I'm a gamer.

989
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 2: You got eighteen gamers. I need a hottie. I need

990
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 2: somebody with some hangers and a dude that's in the

991
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 2: gym for twelve hours. That's television.

992
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: That is tele I mean there there was some good

993
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: hook I mean cor America from last season. They're still together.

994
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 2: Have you seen the cast?

995
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: No, I don't look. And my wife was looking at

996
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,359
Speaker 1: the other night and I was like, cause you want

997
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 1: to see him? Was like, no, I don't want to

998
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: see it until it starts. I want to watch him

999
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: walk out on the stage.

1000
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 2: Baser like pulled up a dude, and she's like, you'll

1001
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 2: like him. I was like, what the because he was Muscley.

1002
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: Okay, Maser. I don't know if you know, but I'm

1003
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:56,760
Speaker 1: into you and your taters.

1004
00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 2: I was like, pull up the female options. I'll be

1005
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 2: into him. Like, what the are you talking about.