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Speaker 1: Millions of listeners now tuning in across the country. Show

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Speaker 1: Eli Stran in the morning show. Well well well, well,

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Speaker 1: well well hi, what's up. How's it hanging? It's hanging.

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Speaker 1: It is Wednesday, February fifth. I love that line. Hey,

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Speaker 1: how's it hanging? Hi? Dan, Yelle, Hi, gond there's produced

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Speaker 1: for Sam, there's Froggy he straight way all right? Any request?

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Speaker 1: What do you want to hear? Gandy? What do you

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Speaker 1: want here today? Oh? I'm kind of in the mode

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Speaker 1: for fu uh really this? Yes? Oh my god? Really

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Speaker 1: you want to hear this? It's it's underappreciated. This is life.

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Speaker 1: Forget you, change the bucket. I'm like, forget you and

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Speaker 1: get her to say the bar was still be with

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Speaker 1: that's on that plan in my shirts. Hatsh the best

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Speaker 1: forget me outside. I get a border, Bros. That don't

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Speaker 1: mean I can't, I guess, use an xbox and a mornitorist.

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Speaker 1: And the way you feel, fam, I picture the four

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Speaker 1: I in love with you. She's go, well, just stop

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Speaker 1: to I've got some news for you. Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: wanna tell your little boyfriend see down a life forget you,

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Speaker 1: mister buzza. That was enough. That was plenty. I think

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Speaker 1: we got plenty of f you. It was so innovative

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Speaker 1: that song. Yeah, we welcome today. It is like I said, Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: February fifth. We did February start last week. Look at

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Speaker 1: that it was Remember January just didn't stop. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was dragon And now I'm confused. How February get here?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's bobbles the mind. Anyway, let's get going, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: before we get started, what's on your mind? No, my

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Speaker 1: mom and I are traveling today to Florida to spend

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Speaker 1: a couple of days with Froggy and Lisas. I'll be

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Speaker 1: doing the show from there the next couple of days.

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Speaker 1: My mom is just so cute because she doesn't travel

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Speaker 1: that much, so she asks a lot of toiletree questions,

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Speaker 1: like which you can take and can't take on the plane.

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Speaker 1: So she thinks she can't take anything on the plane.

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Speaker 1: So then you tell me why. She wore a huge

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Speaker 1: bundle of foam mouse and she's like, oh, I could

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Speaker 1: I know, but it's just so cute and innocent, and

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Speaker 1: it's it's kind of both, isn't. It's a foam moose.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like dessert. All right, Well, mom has to

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Speaker 1: buy a new phone moose when she arrives in Florida.

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Speaker 1: I love it. So, she's you need to be there

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Speaker 1: with your mom, keep her from getting into trouble. Scary,

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Speaker 1: what's up with you today. I'm gonna need to go

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Speaker 1: real meaning and the difference between the different modes of communication.

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Speaker 1: She's like, Anthony, did you get my message the other day?

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Speaker 1: And I said, no, I didn't. It was really important.

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Speaker 1: Turns it out, I find it on instant messenger from Facebook.

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Speaker 1: She dms me on Instagram, says the message is there.

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Speaker 1: She text messages to me every time you could put

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Speaker 1: a little thing. You know what I'm saying. The point

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Speaker 1: is there's one communication and that is my text message

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Speaker 1: on my cell phone, and that is the primary way

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Speaker 1: if something is important. Okay, so you get that strained out,

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Speaker 1: you and Danielle have bitch and moan about your mom.

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Speaker 1: At least I said, mine's cute. Hey, what's up with

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Speaker 1: you today? Gandhi. I think Danielle's mom is very cute too,

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Speaker 1: And she reminded me of something this morning that I

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Speaker 1: just think we should all try to practice. Don't be

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Speaker 1: pelvis first, it is weird, ye, But yeah, normal huggers's work. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: pass on your birthday when you came at me with

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Speaker 1: your crotch. Oh my god. Hey, our first caller of

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Speaker 1: the day's Melissa. Him, Melissa, what's going on? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that's me? That is cue a talent. So tell me

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Speaker 1: about your day. What are you freaking out about today?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Well, I'm trying to be proactive right now.

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Speaker 1: I have a project that I'm working on. I'm an engineer,

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Speaker 1: calling in hoping for some good vibes from you guys.

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Speaker 1: Good now, how late will you be with your project?

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Speaker 1: And are they going to fire you? I mean, what's

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Speaker 1: keep your job, but I so the deadline is about

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Speaker 1: at the latest it'll be tomorrow. You know what, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and say you're okay, Okay, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: like this one slide, Melissa, because we value you, we

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Speaker 1: value as an employee, we value we value you, your spirit,

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Speaker 1: your go get them attitude. You were okay because are

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Speaker 1: so wonderful and I am so honored to be talking

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Speaker 1: to all of you. This is incredible. You guys, I listen,

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Speaker 1: because I feel like I'm there with you. Guys. That's

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Speaker 1: not creepy, that's cool. Well, we are honored to have

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Speaker 1: you listening to Melissa. Believe me, it's it's it's a

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Speaker 1: two way, two way, a highway of love. Anyway, thank

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Speaker 1: you for listening. We're gonna send you an Elvis Drain

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Speaker 1: Morning Show a shirt and you go ahead, go ahead

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Speaker 1: and tackle that project. I think you're gonna You're gonna

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Speaker 1: k girl. You go yeah, thank you, Please ruin the shirt.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna ruin it for you. Home on one second,

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Speaker 1: can you imagine having that deadline looming? Now? We haven't

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Speaker 1: had deadlines and subject but I still have dreams that

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Speaker 1: I haven't had to turn anything in forever. We're in radio.

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Speaker 1: We don't have deadlines, we don't have we don't have anything. No,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's get into your horoscopes Producer sam Hi,

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Speaker 1: let's do with a Nate same avoiding eye contact with me.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, you're ready. Can you call me when

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Speaker 1: it's over? I love it? Oh my gosh. Helps. If

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Speaker 1: it's your birthday today, you share with Darren Chris we

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Speaker 1: love him, and also Chris Joanna Ronaldo, we love him too. Capricorns,

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Speaker 1: you may feel creative an ambitious today. Use this energy

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Speaker 1: to work on a new project. Your days and nine Aquarius,

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Speaker 1: don't let your emotions get the best of you. The

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Speaker 1: busier you are, the faster you'll feel better. Your days

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Speaker 1: of seven Pisces, you may be feeling tired, but today

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Speaker 1: a walker, just get some fresh air. Your days and

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Speaker 1: nine barries. A project maybe calling you, and you're gonna

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Speaker 1: find and working alone new discoveries might arise. Your days

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Speaker 1: in eight Doris, do not dismiss your creative ability. If

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Speaker 1: you are feeling innovative, jump on this instinct. You should

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Speaker 1: explore this avenue your days at ten Gemini, being motivated

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Speaker 1: by your personal values and your professional life your work

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Speaker 1: is more important than you realize. Your days of nine Cancer,

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Speaker 1: you may feel frustrated by someone who is less ambitious

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Speaker 1: than you. Be patient with them. Lately you have been

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Speaker 1: achieving success, but some move at a slower pace. Your

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Speaker 1: days of seven Leo, organize a group activity with your

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Speaker 1: loved ones or your close friends. You'll feel more alive

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Speaker 1: after you do something fun. Your days of ten Virgo,

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Speaker 1: you may be getting mixed feelings from a love interest

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Speaker 1: satisfy everyone. Your days and eight Libra, go after your goals.

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Speaker 1: If you don't pursue your dreams, nothing will happen. Yes, Queen,

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Speaker 1: I love that one. Your days of seven Scarpio fashion

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Speaker 1: and night Sagittarius, expect new energy or new perspective. Feel

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Speaker 1: confident about this because you deserve it. Your days and

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Speaker 1: eight and those are your Wednesday morning horoscopes. Just saw

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Speaker 1: job today. Yes, they underestimated me so much. Take it

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Speaker 1: I have a great day. Let's get into the three

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Speaker 1: things you need to know, gandhi, what's going on? All right?

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Speaker 1: Last night, the President addressed the nation during his State

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Speaker 1: She ripped it up because it was the courteous thing

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Speaker 1: elvistrand dot com, subject line feel goods. Great ideas are

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Speaker 1: Danielle and Froggy? You say waffle House white Castle, that

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Speaker 1: We're gonna make you a stock. Yeah, go to Elvis,

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Speaker 1: she sound? What she nervous? All that kind of He

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Speaker 1: twenty one. And guess how old he will be? Seventy nine?

419
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 1: See seventy nine. Like the new fifty it is. It

420
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,680
Speaker 1: definitely pays to perform at the Super Bowl. Shakira's music

421
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 1: so a nine hundred and fifty seven percent increase in sales,

422
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,600
Speaker 1: and j Loo's catalog jumped by eight hundred percent. So

423
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,119
Speaker 1: that is just crazy. Did you guys see Lizzo writing

424
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,080
Speaker 1: that mechanical bull? I did not. She was announcing that

425
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,399
Speaker 1: she's playing the Houston Rodeo next month, and so she

426
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 1: took a little ride on a mechanical bull. Check that

427
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 1: I when you get a chance. Chris Pratt, oh so lovely,

428
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,240
Speaker 1: so much. He took us on a musical sneak peek

429
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:54,120
Speaker 1: at the inside of his office because he just started

430
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 1: his own production company called Indivisible Productions. So check it

431
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 1: out when you get a chance. Um, it's at his

432
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 1: U at his instagram. Pratt Pratt, Pratt, that's his Instagram.

433
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:08,240
Speaker 1: So it's really cute. Oh what else? Oh, this is ridiculous.

434
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 1: And elementary school in California played The Lion King at

435
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 1: a PTA fundraiser. Disney found out and find the school

436
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,200
Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars for playing the movie without

437
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 1: a license. Stops, they really do have you killed? Come on,

438
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 1: it's at a fundraiser for the school. School. The two

439
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 1: didn't even make two hundred and fifty dollars. Probably that man,

440
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 1: it's so free. That's so red ll paying for Disney

441
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 1: Plus now they have plenty of money. Exactly, They definitely do.

442
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,160
Speaker 1: Selena Gomez, she is launching her own makeup line this summer,

443
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 1: Rare Beauty. She says she's been working on it for

444
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 1: two years. It will start in Sephora and then it

445
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 1: will go globally. She's very, very excited about this. So

446
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 1: I started reading the new Jessica Simpson tell All book

447
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 1: Esterday Open Book. And according to this book, she says

448
00:23:56,440 --> 00:24:00,119
Speaker 1: that her relationship with X quarterback Tony Romo came to

449
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 1: a halt after two years because he accused her of

450
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: cheating with John Mayer. And then she kind of said,

451
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 1: well he might have been right, Okay, So okay, So

452
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson cheated on yeah Tony Romo, Yeah with John Mayer.

453
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: Well remember she went back to John Mayer like six times, okay.

454
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 1: And the excerpt from the book says that she even

455
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 1: though she denied it, he didn't believe her and he

456
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,680
Speaker 1: broke up with her via email. Did you see what Jessica?

457
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 1: That's great? Did you see what Jessica Simpson said about

458
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,639
Speaker 1: the last time she had sex with Nick lache No,

459
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 1: I didn't get to that part yet. Go ahead, Well, no,

460
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you. La la la la la

461
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 1: la la la la la. I'm not gonna tell you. Okay,

462
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,400
Speaker 1: don't tell. By the way, he broke up with her

463
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 1: the night before her twenty nine party. Are you like

464
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 1: a seven year old time so obsessed with this book?

465
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 1: By the way, why are you so obsessed with it?

466
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 1: Because I love Jessica Simpson. I feel like we on

467
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 1: the show especially have grown up with her. We have

468
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 1: seen her through a lot of things, a lot of

469
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,880
Speaker 1: the things she talks about in this book. I remember

470
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,400
Speaker 1: off the mic her telling us some of these things,

471
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 1: how upset she was about how people would make fun

472
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 1: of her weight. Now they told her she had to

473
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 1: lose it, she said. The minute she signed her record deal,

474
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 1: they told her, you have to lose fifteen pounds. Wow.

475
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 1: So that's what it is. Yeah, it was. It's crazy. Anyway,

476
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,160
Speaker 1: Tonight The Bachelor, You've got the mask singer Survivor at

477
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 1: forty Greatest Moments and Players. Speaking of Survivor, we're on

478
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 1: Jeff Probe's Instagram page. So go to Jeff Probe's Instagram

479
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 1: and there we are our show. We had so much

480
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 1: fun with you. Yeah, in our Andrew shirts. Also, you

481
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 1: also have Riverdale on tonight, Chicago Med and a Party

482
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 1: of five? Can you give you another one? I started

483
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,640
Speaker 1: watching The Stranger on Netflix last night. Do you like it?

484
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god? I just I just saw it, and

485
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 1: I was like, what's this? What's this? I'll just watch

486
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 1: it and boom, there it is. Okay. It was like, wow,

487
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,679
Speaker 1: it's it's tremendous. And so I posted something on install

488
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,919
Speaker 1: the last night and a lot of people gone in

489
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: line and said, yeah, we saw it. It's unbelievable. Oh wow,

490
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: and so scary. Uh no, no, it's it's it's intrigue. Okay,

491
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 1: how about that. Anyway, as I said, I was looking,

492
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: I'm we're looking for identical twins or triplets to be

493
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: on a show that we're casting. Hey, Kelly, do you

494
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 1: have some triplets I can borrow? I assure you I

495
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 1: have four year old triplet boys. Identical triplet boys. Oh,

496
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: four years old. I think they're a little young. I know,

497
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 1: but you could take them many times. Oh gosh. What's

498
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 1: it like being the mother of identical triplets? Four year

499
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 1: old triplets? Yeah, it's a little intense. And I also

500
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 1: have a six year old boy on top of it,

501
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 1: so it's it's busy. They're very active little boys, and

502
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 1: so it's not stop. And I work to you know,

503
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 1: it gives me a little break to go to work, right, right,

504
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 1: I go to work just to get out of the hell.

505
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 1: I know. Okay, So do you dress do you dress

506
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 1: the triplets alike or do you let them do their

507
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,400
Speaker 1: own things? I know I want them to have their

508
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 1: own identity. I think it's important for them. So I know,

509
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 1: we never dressed them alike. We dressed them in different colors. Um.

510
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 1: And then you know they're in school now, so they're

511
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,119
Speaker 1: all in different classes as well. I wanted them, you know,

512
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: like I said, to make their own friends, at their

513
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 1: own identity. Yeah. One of my best friends, she has

514
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 1: identical twins that are almost five and their little girls,

515
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: and she said the same thing. She says, it's so

516
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 1: important for them to be in different classes so that

517
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 1: they kind of have their own identity and their own friends.

518
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 1: You see, you see, Kelly, I'm sure when you had triplets,

519
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,199
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't want to be that mother. But

520
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 1: you see some parents raising their twins and triplets I

521
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 1: mean together at all times, dressing the same. I mean

522
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,719
Speaker 1: they need that for some reason. I don't know, I know,

523
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know how I feel about them,

524
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 1: I said, I feel a little bit different about that.

525
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 1: Are you starting to see that they have their own

526
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 1: they do have their own personalities. Oh? Absolutely. I think

527
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 1: I've seen that since day one, since out of the womb,

528
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: they've had their own personalities. They are very much similar,

529
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: but they're very much different. It's crazy. Wow. Well, congratulations, Kelly,

530
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: sounds like a handful. Thank you so much. All right,

531
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: take care. I was just talking to her. My friend

532
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: Davy says that she's got the evil twin and the

533
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 1: good twin, like you know what of her kids. You

534
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,919
Speaker 1: can see it in her eyes. She's going to be

535
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 1: the problem. The other one's like the angel child. We

536
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: have a bet in my family. I have twins. They're

537
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 1: not identical, but we have twins, and we all have

538
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: bets on which one's going to turn out evil and

539
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: which one's gonna turn out nice. Well, how old are

540
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: that they're about to do it? I have money on

541
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 1: both being evil. Okay, yeah, they're about to be there.

542
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: Good morning, Katie, Hi, how are you I'm doing okay.

543
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 1: So you have a co worker who is a twin, yes,

544
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: and not not identical, but they're like so close because

545
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 1: she always laughs and tells me like, I don't understand

546
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,919
Speaker 1: how you live without a twin or how people live

547
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,719
Speaker 1: without a twins. And I always tell her I'm like,

548
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 1: I don't know how you live with a twin, because

549
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: if I had someone who was just like me, I'd

550
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 1: probably go crazy. Yeah, I do wonder what it's like

551
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 1: to have that connection, because I bet there is like

552
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: a beautiful connection with a twin that we don't understand.

553
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: She just says that they always like kind of just

554
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: know each other's thoughts and like always, you know, she'll

555
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: call her and be like, hey, I need to tell

556
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: you something. She's like, that's weird. I thought you were

557
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: going to call me. Like. She's just like they're very

558
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: in tune with one another. It's really strange wild. Like Nate,

559
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: for instance, I think he's my twin. He finishes my sentences. Yeah,

560
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: I try to old joke. All right, Well, Katie, thank

561
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: you for listening, and I have a great deal. Okay, Well, god,

562
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: I can't imagine having a twin. It'd be cool. Another

563
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: one of you walking around or not. I don't know

564
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: what what what? What are you doing over your straight name?

565
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: I think I think twins are just fascinating. I know,

566
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: yesterday we were talking about twins and I heard that

567
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 1: if you punch a twin, the other twin feels it. See.

568
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: I heard that that's crazy. Is this true that they're

569
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: like so connected? Yeah, why don't you go find out twins? Yeah,

570
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: and they could be like a different hemisphere and you

571
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: punch one in the arm and the other one's like

572
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: and they know something's wrong, like they like go, oh

573
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 1: my gosh, I gotta call my sister, I gotta call

574
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,719
Speaker 1: my breath, like something's wrong, Like they just feel it.

575
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: That's the stuff I love, the things that just cannot

576
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: be explained. Yeah. People usually just go pooh pooh, No

577
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: I don't believe it. No, you know what you do

578
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 1: want to believe it? Yeah, you're just afraid too. Yeah.

579
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: I love stuff like that anyway. So we're looking for

580
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: twins and I'll move on. Go to Elvis whatsong Elvis

581
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,239
Speaker 1: tvcasting dot com. Pretty simple. All right, we gotta take

582
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: a break. We'll be back in I don't know an hour.

583
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: You gonna take an hour breaks every single morning. I

584
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 1: absolutely I love you guys, Elvis Duran in the Morning show,

585
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: Taco Bell is back with Supply and Demand, another award

586
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: winning trailer featuring two friends who find a way to

587
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: keep nacho fries on the market after Taco Bell takes

588
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: them off the menu. Check out the trailer gets your

589
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: nachuo fries at a participating Taco Bell location before time

590
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: runs out. You don't put a lot of thought into

591
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: post Malone yesterday. I think post Malone is just so talented,

592
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 1: sounds so great. Music is just right on for me

593
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 1: anyway far as what I like to hear in a song.

594
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: His music has it for me, you know. And people

595
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 1: give him hell because he has, you know, face tattoos

596
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: or whatever. Leave him alone. I just I just wonder

597
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: one day, you know, when you're an old man like

598
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: you go back and you go, what did I do?

599
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: It's Postmone. Let him do what he wants. Don't get

600
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: it removed. That's painful. Of course, you know he's leaving

601
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: this legacy of incredible music. I just he's great. So anyways,

602
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: Postmone okay, So I put a lot of thought into Postmone.

603
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 1: Another thing, I put a lot of thought into yesterday,

604
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: and I want to bring this up in the room.

605
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: Stop being a douche yes, now, you know, and by

606
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: the way, just because you're a woman doesn't mean you're

607
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 1: you can't be a douchebag too. You know, I know

608
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: women and men who are a bunch of douches. Well,

609
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: to be honest, the woman should be the one that's

610
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: the douche because really, well no douches really don't know,

611
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 1: like an ahole, an ahole in a douche to me

612
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: are the same thing. Yeah, so uh stop it. So

613
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: I was I was walking down just minding my own

614
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: business yesterday, moving from point A to point B on

615
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: the streach to New York City, and there's this guy

616
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: coming out of a store with the door open, yelling

617
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: at the person behind the counter. You can't treat me

618
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 1: this way. I will give you a bad yelp. You know.

619
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 1: It was just unnecessary. Yeah, and of course me under

620
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: my breath, do you know? Just be nice? Yeah, be

621
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: nice to people. That happened with Andrew and I yesterday

622
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: we went to dinner and a guy came in to

623
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: pick up a to go order and the lady said

624
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 1: he had to come back in ten minutes. So he

625
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 1: left while he was furious, and then came back a

626
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: minute later because I guess they texted him that it

627
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: was ready. You wasted my time. You told me I

628
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: had ten minutes left, and now here I am again.

629
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: And Andrew and I were both scared. Stop being a

630
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: dude happening People who like to pick fights, people who

631
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: it seems like they're trying to get arrested. Sometimes I

632
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 1: don't know, because like I just want I just want

633
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: people to stop being douchey, And like, what about people

634
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: who correct you on the tiniest little thing and you're like,

635
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: you knew what I was saying, You knew what I meant.

636
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: Why are you stopping this conversation just to point out

637
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: that you're so smart? Why are you saying that when

638
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: Brodie's not in the room, Oh he's not here. Dang it,

639
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: I wasted all that energy. I guess. Try to monitor

640
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 1: your your douchess. Yeah. Look, I know that sometimes we

641
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: don't get our way and sometimes we have to blow

642
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: off steam, and there's a time and a place for

643
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. But I mean to embarrass like

644
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 1: someone working in retail or you know, of course, knowing

645
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: that there's an audience there to catch it. Awful. At

646
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: one time almost tucked and rolled out of an uber

647
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 1: because this girl I was in the uber with was

648
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: so rude to the uber driver and she was like,

649
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 1: do you even speak English? Tell me if you follow along?

650
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, I'm so sorry. She's awful. Yeah,

651
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: she's Is it a friend of yours? No? God, no,

652
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 1: it was when I had to uberpool. Okay, second, like

653
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: it's you know, the lean years. Yeah, all right, So

654
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: I guess just today is the day where you know,

655
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 1: if you see duchery, walk away from it, because I

656
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 1: think fighting a douchebag is like douchey too, because you guys,

657
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: give them, give that douchehead this space, let them do

658
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: their own thing. Maybe we can like come up with

659
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: our own little pad of like douchebag tickets and write

660
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 1: one and just hand it to them as we're walking away. Okay,

661
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: pardon me, you're a douche but I think that's douche

662
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 1: to point out to do exactly What can I say? Though?

663
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: I think the world needs douchebags. Okay, talking about because

664
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: it makes everybody, It makes you appreciate the nice people

665
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: when you have a douchebag come up to you and

666
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: you have to deal with him, like, oh my god, really,

667
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: I gotta deal with this guy doesn't know what he's

668
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: talking about. And then Danielle comes up and she's nice

669
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: and sweet. You're like, oh my god, I love life

670
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: because you have the good and the bad, the bad

671
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:40,919
Speaker 1: being the douchebag. All right, Well, I'm sorry, don't see

672
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,959
Speaker 1: this point. Don't eat douchebags in the world. I guess

673
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: without douchebags in the world, he's trying to say, you

674
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 1: wouldn't appreciate exactly positive side. Yeah, if there was no bad,

675
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,720
Speaker 1: then there wouldn't be good. Everything would just be normal.

676
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: So you gotta have bad to have good. Gotta be honest. No,

677
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: I don't need bad. I don't need bad. Wouldn't be

678
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: special if it wasn't for rain, right, right, that's a

679
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: good point. That's right. Like I always think, like do

680
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 1: people in Florida that lived there appreciated as much as

681
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 1: I know when I go to visit because they have

682
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: it all the time. It is a bad example, because

683
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: I mean, you have you have hurricanes and things like that.

684
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:17,399
Speaker 1: I mean, but in in California, southern California beautiful weather,

685
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 1: but they have you know fires. No, No, Because I

686
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 1: lived in southern California with sunny all the time, I

687
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 1: didn't appreciate it. I could used some rain every now

688
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: and again. I eat a douche bag, all right, I

689
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: don't know. We all have a little bit of a

690
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:39,319
Speaker 1: dB in us, right, we do something. I guess, so yeah,

691
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: but you know what, I don't know. I just have

692
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: this feeling that when I don't know, when I wake

693
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 1: up in the morning, I started to think about how

694
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 1: grateful I am for all this stuff that's going on

695
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: in life and all the surrounded by just the best people.

696
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 1: And when you come into contact with a human being,

697
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: be at a stranger or someone you know, in your

698
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 1: course of the conversation, do you find yourself trying to

699
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: lift them up in one way or another. It can

700
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,399
Speaker 1: be hey, how you doing, or you're great, or hey,

701
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 1: it's good being you know here with you today? You're

702
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: You're Those little things to me make everything so great

703
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: on earth. People who elevate other people rather than going

704
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 1: into a store and start screaming at someone because of

705
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: some stupid little thing that really doesn't matter. At the

706
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: end of the day. And doing it because you know

707
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 1: you have an audience listening to it. Yuck. I don't.

708
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,479
Speaker 1: I don't think we need those I agree. No, Okay,

709
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: Nate wants to live in a world full of douchebags.

710
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 1: Not not as many douchebags as there are in the

711
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 1: world right now, but a couple sprinkle them in here

712
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: and there. He's basically saying that douchebags in the world

713
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:49,399
Speaker 1: make him feel happy, which is kind of douchy low

714
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: for yourself, because when you see a douchebag, you be

715
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: if you're just slightly better than that guy that you're like, hey,

716
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 1: I'm not him. So if you're just the bag and

717
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: not the full douche it's good. Okay, now getting weird.

718
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,399
Speaker 1: You know, your mother's in the next room and you're

719
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 1: talking like this. She's fine. I have an idea of

720
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: So Daniel's mother is here. They're traveling together. They're gonna

721
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 1: travel down to Florida, and it's been some time in

722
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: Jacksonville with Froggy and Lisa. How fun for a weekend?

723
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 1: How fun though, if you're gonna have so much fun?

724
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,919
Speaker 1: I love I love how you and your mom travel together.

725
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,359
Speaker 1: I walked into the Green room where your mom's hanging out,

726
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 1: and she came up to me and she says, I

727
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: love you, and she gave me the biggest hug, and

728
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,280
Speaker 1: just like Gandhi said, she feels great. She's a good huggers.

729
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 1: I want to play a game with you and your mom,

730
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 1: like how well do you really know each other? How? Seriously?

731
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 1: Don't ask anything like nasty because you won't know any

732
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: of that. She doesn't have anything bad I did. Okay,

733
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 1: remember the other day when No your bros Jonah's brothers

734
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: were here and we tested them to see how well

735
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: they knew Joe, I believe. Yeah, let's test you and

736
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: your mom to see how well you know each other. Okay,

737
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: that's fair. Okay, Okay, that'll be fun. Okay, fun with mom,

738
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,760
Speaker 1: Fun with mom. Okay, we'll get that on. There's a

739
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,879
Speaker 1: am I seeing lightning? Or there's a phone call. Come

740
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: in Sometimes I see a lightning. Oh god, it's not good.

741
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What douchebags are calling us? Really? Yeah?

742
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 1: What are they saying? How do you defend your douchebaggery?

743
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: Like you? There's no no, let's listen. I'm very interesting.

744
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 1: Don't judge, don't pre judge a douchebag defend themselves. You

745
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,399
Speaker 1: think you're a douchebag, sometimes wrong, but you're not. I'm

746
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: reading some of these texts. I saw a guy screaming

747
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: at a cab driver because of the prize. He was

748
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: wearing a Gucci outfit. He can afford it, Let's see.

749
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 1: I think it's douchey assuming that someone's dress nice and

750
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,720
Speaker 1: they can afford everything. Oh yeah, I totally agree, especially

751
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: because we know a lot of people spend all their

752
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: money on their clothing and then they go home to like,

753
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: you know, nothing, because they want you to think they

754
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 1: have it right. What's there? Then? Two types can we differentiate,

755
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 1: the ind douche versus the outward douche Like an inward

756
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:06,280
Speaker 1: douches look, you're you're applying to the cars people drive

757
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: and the things people wear, versus a douchebag who lashes

758
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: out and is outwardly being a douchebag to the public.

759
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: A douche is a douche is a douche. Let's get

760
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 1: into the three things you need to know from Gandhi.

761
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,280
Speaker 1: All right. Even though calculating the votes from the Iowa

762
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 1: caucus has been a bit of a disaster. Former South

763
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 1: Bend mayor Pete Boutigge is holding a narrow lead. Seventy

764
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 1: one percent of precincts have reported by early this morning,

765
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: and thirty eight year old Bootige leads with twenty six

766
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: point eight percent. Bernie Sanders is in second place. Last night,

767
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: the President addressed the nation during his State of the

768
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: Union speech, and as we talked about if you missed it,

769
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,479
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi tore up a copy of his speech. People

770
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 1: are not very happy with her today. The White House

771
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: is condemning it. She says she rifted up because it

772
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: was the courteous thing to do, considering the alternative. And

773
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,359
Speaker 1: but what what would that have been? Burnet light on fire?

774
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: I have no idea what people doing talk about a

775
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 1: room from a douchebag. Oh god, all right back to you.

776
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: And finally, if you have seen wellness influers influencers on

777
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 1: Instagram talking about how they've stopped drinking water, do not

778
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 1: listen to these people. They're saying they get all their

779
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 1: hydration from fruits and vegetables, and you don't need water

780
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 1: because it bloats you needless to say. Doctors are saying

781
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Please don't listen to these people. They're not

782
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: certified in anything. They're just out there creating nonsense. Drink

783
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 1: your water, it's important, very good. Don't be a douchebag.

784
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: Drink your water. Good morning, Jody. Hi, So you're a

785
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 1: douchebag to certain people. Now how do you? How do you?

786
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: How do you do that? What does that mean? I

787
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 1: hate Connecticut drivers and I am a douche back to

788
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: them when I drive, because if you look at me

789
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: in my card, my hands are going, I'm yelling, and

790
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: it's to the point that I've actually stuck my tongue

791
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 1: out to them. Oh you're sticking your tongue at it?

792
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: Connecticut drivers. I mean, are you saying that all drivers

793
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,320
Speaker 1: from Connecticut are bad? And even the good ones you

794
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: just you don't trust them. Oh no, they're all bad.

795
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: They're all bad. Okay, they're all bad. Like I have

796
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: not seen a Connectical driver that I have been like, oh, yeah,

797
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 1: you're a good driver. Now you know you're talking to one,

798
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: I mean, straight Connecticut driver. Connecticut driver, what's what's wrong

799
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:27,720
Speaker 1: with the way I drive? That? For the reason you're

800
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: you're slow on? I just I couldn't to work, so

801
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 1: I listened to you guys every morning, and I'm just

802
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:38,800
Speaker 1: behind Connectical drivers and I'm like, get in the other lane.

803
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 1: It is most any They are so annoying they're worth

804
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: the New Jersey drivers, And I'm and Ilsey, New Jersey.

805
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 1: My favorite line. A cab driver used it once. I

806
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:52,359
Speaker 1: think he got it from a movie. He's like, come

807
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:58,959
Speaker 1: back to Jersey. Yeah. Can I ask you? Where are

808
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 1: the drivers? Okay? Where do you like the drivers? I'm

809
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 1: from New York, so hello New York. Alright, there's so

810
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 1: many aggressive drivers. Have you drive is before? Are my

811
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 1: kind of people? All right? All right, but you're saying

812
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 1: this goes back to what you said initially, that you

813
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 1: are admittedly a douchebag toward Connecticut drivers. Yes, and I

814
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: tell people I'm getting a bandwagon. All right, thanks for listening.

815
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: Oh someone just called. Someone just said a texta get

816
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: this douchebag off the phone. All right, Thank you. Joe.

817
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,919
Speaker 1: Always a pleasure. Hello Ashley, Hi, Oh my god, good morning,

818
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 1: good morning. What's going on? Ashley? So I'm related to

819
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: a douche bag. Talk about my sister in law for

820
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: the past five and a half years. I hate her

821
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: guts like I can't stand her, and she watched my

822
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: kid for a while and whatever something would happen like

823
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: with my daughter, like she would constantly go to my husband,

824
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 1: and so I was like, listen, like this is my boundary.

825
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: Like when it comes to my step kids, I get it,

826
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 1: but when it comes to my daughter, like that's not

827
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:10,839
Speaker 1: an option. So she stopped watching her because and I

828
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: was like, you are the biggest asshole. Well, okay, sometimes

829
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: sometimes there are people in life that we just don't

830
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: get along with and not at all, And then I

831
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: think that's that's to be allowed. I mean sometimes when

832
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 1: you work with them, uh, you have to tolerate them,

833
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: and it's okay, you know, you just you gotta be

834
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 1: patient with people and let things roll off your back.

835
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: And I don't know people. You know, people can be

836
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 1: like super petty and like posting on Instagram and Facebook.

837
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, who could play at this game?

838
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 1: Like I could be a petty betty too. I hear it,

839
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 1: all right. Actually, best to luck and just trying to

840
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,280
Speaker 1: steer clearer douchebags today because you are a good day. Okay.

841
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 1: I love you guys, thank you, thank you. I love this.

842
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 1: I love this text Elvis preach Stent Island. Drivers don't

843
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 1: know how to turn us in signal. They don't know

844
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 1: it exists. Every every day at five o'clock when Alex

845
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: gets off work at the Staton on Zoo, he calls

846
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 1: me on his speaker phone in the car and not

847
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:18,240
Speaker 1: three minutes into the conversation, there's road rage every single day.

848
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: And that's when I'm like, I gotta go call me

849
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: when you're home. If you don't understand, there's lady frigging

850
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 1: Waye tell if we were allowed to throw eggs at

851
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: people's cars, things would be different. Sil in the Morning Show,

852
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 1: I always turn them on the way to work. Wakes

853
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: me up every mornings. Making me mad. Is Taco Bell.

854
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:46,280
Speaker 1: They're warning us that the Nato fries will leave. Time's

855
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: gonna run out on Nacho front. Why though people love

856
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: it so much, they should just keep it? I don't know. Anyway,

857
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 1: Remember not so long ago they Taco Bell did that

858
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 1: really cool production piece with Darren Chris whatever. They've come

859
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 1: with another one. Live Moss Productions now has a new

860
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: trailer called Supply and Demand, just for Nato Fries. It

861
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 1: starts two friends who started an underground market for natural

862
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: fries I know wouldn't be fun to work at Taco

863
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 1: bell Just what are you gonna do today? I don't know.

864
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: We're gonna come up with a trailer for nachul fries.

865
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 1: Perfect anyway, they're trying to tell you in a subtle way,

866
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: Taco Bells natural fries are back for a limited time.

867
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: Check out the trailer. Get to a participating Taco Bell

868
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: location for your share of natural fries before time runs out.

869
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,800
Speaker 1: It's so funny. Every little thing we say people remember,

870
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh that's scary. Here's my favorite text. Hey,

871
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: did hot Boy Patrick ever give Uncle Johnny his hair

872
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: back before Scary's birthday brunch yesterday? Oh my gosh, that's

873
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,280
Speaker 1: a lot. That's a lot to remember, it's the answer.

874
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: And then yeah, no, here's my favorite thing. What kind

875
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: of life am I living? Where I'm hanging out with

876
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: people named Boy Patrick at Uncle Johnny? Some would say right,

877
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: some would say a very lucky life. So I don't know.

878
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what's normal. It's very

879
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: like Mafia. It is Uncle Johnny and there's drunk Jimmy Yay.

880
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: I wrote about this in my book With the Night

881
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: I Met Alex. He had drunk jimmy uncle Johnny. Uh,

882
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: there was someone else, oh, reptile Matt to Matt, and

883
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 1: now we've got hot boy Patrick. You know, it's like

884
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 1: it's I don't know. I don't know what is normal.

885
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 1: I just don't know. I kind of like that they

886
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: all have a descripted word before it, right, Like if

887
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,720
Speaker 1: we had that, that would be Greatkay Froggy for instance,

888
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: I hang it with a guy named Froggy. Yeah, right right.

889
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 1: And straight Nate. You named me that my very first

890
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: day here. You called me straight Nat and it stuck

891
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 1: every since I've been like eight years. Now, there you go.

892
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 1: But Dan, Yell and Gandhi don't have it special. What

893
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:57,760
Speaker 1: the hell is this scary? That's his name? Like coaster

894
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 1: boy Josh, coaster boy Josh, and everybody thinks because it's

895
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 1: the coasters you put around your house. But it's not

896
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 1: be thinking, Oh he protects u cables from like water rings. No,

897
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 1: it's roller coaster roller coaster boy Josh. Here's Dave Brody.

898
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 1: I need I say more. Yeah, I don't know. I

899
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: just I don't know. Every once in a while you

900
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: gotta just stop down and go wait a minute, what

901
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,840
Speaker 1: kind of life am I living? Yes? Also, do you

902
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:26,839
Speaker 1: ever hear just a sentence thrown out in this room?

903
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: And you're like, where do I work? Like you were

904
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 1: out of the room and out of nowhere. Nate was

905
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: just kind of like, whatever happened to that hooker? What

906
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 1: we were talking about? Elliot Spitzer? I'm like that hooker

907
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: was famous, wasn't she? Whatever happening? Yeah, Like I just

908
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: gotta google it now? Okay, Well, anyway, so question your

909
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: life today is the day? What kind of life am

910
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 1: I living? And then what you should see? What else

911
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: is going on in this room? So we're we're talking

912
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 1: about like excuses for things and whatever, and Nate was

913
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:59,439
Speaker 1: saying he doesn't remember sometimes the interns names, and Scary's like, well,

914
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: you've gotten excuse. You know, you had a stroke. Gosh,

915
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: it's so nice you have that excuse. You can use

916
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: that excuse. That are looking at each other life. He's

917
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 1: looking at Nate as if to say, gosh, you're such

918
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,360
Speaker 1: a lucky bassard. You had to stroke. You know, you

919
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: really should consider yourself so fortunate that you had a stroke.

920
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: You guys should all have one such a great excuse. Now,

921
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: I don't I don't think it's somehow you definitely don't

922
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: want one, and I don't if if a business, de'll sink. Also, Nate,

923
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: he can always blame it on well, I forgot oh

924
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: my god, a stroke. You never remember their names ever?

925
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: I got everybody on I okay, anyway again, we got

926
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,439
Speaker 1: We're gonna get into your way back Wednesday, phone tap.

927
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 1: I just every once in a while, don't you just

928
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 1: kind of wake up and go, oh my god, who

929
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 1: are these people? How did I end up here in life? Yes? Like,

930
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: where did this come from? What is my life? What

931
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: is my life? I will tell you something. I want

932
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 1: to say thank you to Nate and Gandhi, because yesterday

933
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: I had conversations with the two of you, you uh,

934
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,760
Speaker 1: independent from each other, and they were both very uplifting

935
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: and very very very positive. I appreciate you. I appreciate it. Yea,

936
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: I love you very much. Thank you. Nobody had a

937
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: conversation now, Danielle, nothing whatever, No, but I thank you.

938
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 1: I just want you guys to know that I appreciate

939
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 1: I do appreciate my friends and my co workers, and

940
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: so I'm glad I woke up and just realize where

941
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 1: I am. I'm in a great spot all good. I

942
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: love that, all right? I love you very much? Thank you?

943
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: Love you all right? Shall we move on? I still

944
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 1: wish you'd talk to me about I don't like to know.

945
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: You know what we're gonna do. It's the newly mom game.

946
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: Daniel's mother is here. Let's find out how well they

947
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: know each other. We'll get into that in a couple

948
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: of seconds, but let's get into your way back Wednesday,

949
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 1: phone tap Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis Durand phone tap

950
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: der Elvis Durand. I live with two guys, Sean and Matt.

951
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 1: We're moving out of our apartment next month because our

952
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: lease is up and they want to raise our rent.

953
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 1: But the landlord is driving Sean crazy because he sends

954
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,959
Speaker 1: people who want to rent our apartment over at all

955
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: hours of the day and night to come look at

956
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:16,839
Speaker 1: the place. Sometimes Sean gets so fed up he doesn't

957
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,359
Speaker 1: even open the door and let them in, even though

958
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,280
Speaker 1: our lease says we have too Legally. This past weekend,

959
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 1: Sean finally had enough. He left a nasty message on

960
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 1: our landlord's wife's voicemail complaining about the situation. And I

961
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 1: think this is worthy of a phone tap well, this

962
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 1: comes to us from our buddy Ian. All Right, Ian,

963
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: we heard you your please for phone tap, and we

964
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: are now going to pay off. Dave Brody is going

965
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 1: to call your ticked off roommate Sean as the landlord,

966
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: and Ian will join in later on in the call.

967
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 1: Here we go today's phone tap. Yeah, I'm calling for

968
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: Sean Wiener's Seawan is Steve Tomo frommot real Estate. Yes,

969
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: you left a message on my wife's voicemail over the weekends.

970
00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 1: Chris have been very disappointed this entire last month the

971
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: ways things have been going in the apartment. My apartment

972
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 1: has been like Grand Central. Yeah, well, your at least

973
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,879
Speaker 1: grants is access twenty four hours a day, seven days

974
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 1: a week. Correct the promise I come out of the shower.

975
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 1: People are in the apartment, The brokers are nasty. I

976
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: came on one day, the back door was open, lights

977
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: are left on. I'm staying gonna say. I was there

978
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 1: for at least thirty groups of people, different people that

979
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 1: are in this apartment, you know, And I just think

980
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: we're being taken advantage of. Well, how do not conducting

981
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: good business at all? Oh, you want to talk a

982
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 1: good business? Anybody to live with you guys after what

983
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: you guys who put us through. You had construction in

984
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: the building the entire time I've been there, going on

985
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: from seven thirty in the morning. It's improvements. We're trying

986
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,839
Speaker 1: to fix the place up. Yeah, everything's at other people's expense. Yeah,

987
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Listen, Weener, why don't call me, call

988
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:47,799
Speaker 1: me mister Weener? Okay? Why why is the wall damaged? What? Why?

989
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 1: There was no damage in the wall, damage in the

990
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 1: wall from shars hitting it and we fixed it. Yeah,

991
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 1: you fixed it. I gotta have a fact when I

992
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 1: have Harry take a look at it and I have

993
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:57,399
Speaker 1: him fixed it professionally. No you're not. Oh yes I am.

994
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 1: And there from my lawyer. Then listen, I got more lawyers.

995
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,760
Speaker 1: Then you've got excuses. Okay, don't tell me about lawyers. Oh,

996
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 1: give me a break. You know you're never renting this department.

997
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,399
Speaker 1: I will make sure I'll stand outside my apartment all

998
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 1: day and make sure that nobody comes in there and

999
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 1: that nobody rents it, and I will sue you Weener

1000
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 1: for obstruction. You have made this month miserable. I'm a

1001
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 1: businessman trying to rent an apartment once we decided not dread.

1002
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 1: It's like we were written off, like we've never rent

1003
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 1: again or never want to do business because you treated

1004
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:26,399
Speaker 1: us like a pleach. Hey you yesterday's news. I gotta

1005
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,359
Speaker 1: worry about the next guy coming in. All right, you're

1006
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 1: the whole your whole demeanor is horrible. Talk to me

1007
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 1: with respect. Things don't always work out there, Weiner you

1008
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,879
Speaker 1: you will be contacted by my lawyer. Goodbye you listen,

1009
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: don't hang out with You're gonna have the locks change. Hello, Ian, Yo,

1010
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dollars number again, but you're gonna talk all right,

1011
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 1: let me confertate it. How about hey, we do it? Hello? Yeah,

1012
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 1: what's up? I just got a call from Steve skin

1013
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 1: Yeah me to whatever. I would screaming at me, Man,

1014
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 1: you aren't NITTI the were you looking nasty? He started

1015
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: cursing at me, kept calling me weener weena. I was like,

1016
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 1: call me, mister Wiener's I want to call you. I'm

1017
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: gonna call down there. I'll talk and uh, let me

1018
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:09,239
Speaker 1: see what he says about you. Okay, this is Steve,

1019
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 1: it's Ian cousin. It's show you there. Hello, I'm on

1020
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 1: the phone, Winer don't curse me again. Ian. Do you

1021
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: hear the way this man this is how this man

1022
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: the attitude that he's calling me with, Well, this is

1023
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 1: how you treat a customer, Wiener. That's how you. That's

1024
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 1: how you, that's how you addressed me. Mister cousins. Do

1025
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 1: you see the combatitive nature of Winner here? Yeah? He's uh,

1026
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 1: he like, are you kidding? You told me you have

1027
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,839
Speaker 1: to pay month's rent because you haven't rented your place.

1028
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,279
Speaker 1: You showed it to seventy five different groups of people. Yeah,

1029
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 1: ask yourself then why it hasn't rented. Huh, Maybe you're

1030
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,839
Speaker 1: asking too much money. Look, Winer, here's the bottom line.

1031
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 1: Don't call me weener. Wiener's funny, don't you think? I

1032
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: just like saying it, You know, Weener. I don't have

1033
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 1: time to argue with I have to go back get

1034
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: back to my desk. All right. Well, when you go

1035
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: back to your desk, make sure you tell your call

1036
00:53:51,200 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: workers you've been phone tapped. Are you kidding? Oh you don't, Mommy, Winer.

1037
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: I mean, at the end of the day, wiener is

1038
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: a funny word. It really weener. I went to school

1039
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: with a kid whose last name was Wiener. And on

1040
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 1: the first day, every teacher would try to say Winer

1041
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: and he would say, no, it's Wer. Yeah. Even if

1042
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 1: my name was Winer, I would tell all the teachers

1043
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 1: of a Wiener. Just I can hear the teachers say Winery.

1044
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:23,320
Speaker 1: You do the same thing seriously. Ten years old, I

1045
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: am a d ten years all right, So I love

1046
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: your mom. Your mom is here because you're traveling today

1047
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:29,879
Speaker 1: with each other, and we're going to play the newly

1048
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,839
Speaker 1: mom game in just a minute and find out how

1049
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 1: well you guys know each other. How what does your

1050
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,919
Speaker 1: mom know you? I don't, hopefully very well. We're gonna

1051
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 1: find out just a moment. Let's get into the Danielle Report. Danielle,

1052
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 1: all right, So we talked about this before jay Z

1053
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,239
Speaker 1: and Beyonce not standing for the national anthem at the

1054
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 1: Super Bowl. People were upset, and jay Z says, look,

1055
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: I was not protesting. He says, I actually was in

1056
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 1: working mode. He said, right before we sat down, Beyonce

1057
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,359
Speaker 1: said to me, oh my gosh, I wonder how Demi

1058
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,479
Speaker 1: Lavando is going to do. I've been there. I actually, um,

1059
00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 1: you know, sang the national anthem. So I feel for her,

1060
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:01,799
Speaker 1: and he kind of was talking to her, and then

1061
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 1: you know that his company's in charge of like the

1062
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: sound and this and that, and they struck a deal

1063
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,359
Speaker 1: with the NFL last year. So he says he wasn't

1064
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: working MOE, trying to make sure everything was running smoothly.

1065
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,880
Speaker 1: So they would you kind of think if he was protesting,

1066
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:15,800
Speaker 1: he would be like, yeah, I was protesting, You would

1067
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:17,879
Speaker 1: think I think you would. I would think you'd own

1068
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: your protest. But you know, you never know. So Justin

1069
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 1: Bieber returns this weekend to SNL for the first time

1070
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 1: in seven years. Apparently, back in twenty thirteen, he left

1071
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 1: a very bad impression with the cast. This was before

1072
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:34,720
Speaker 1: he sought out Sobriety. Some of the former SNL members

1073
00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:38,720
Speaker 1: are saying that he was the show's most hated guests.

1074
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 1: Who so, let's hope he makes up for it this

1075
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:44,439
Speaker 1: time him back. Yeah, they invited him back. They giving

1076
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 1: him another chance, So that's pretty cool. I still think

1077
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 1: this is the most ridiculous story. An elementary school in

1078
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:53,279
Speaker 1: California played the Lion King at a PTA's fundraiser and

1079
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:55,839
Speaker 1: somehow Disney found out about it, and they're like, oh,

1080
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:58,239
Speaker 1: you owe us two hundred and fifty dollars because you

1081
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 1: didn't pick. They probably didn't even make two hundred fifteen

1082
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 1: dollars at the fundraiser, and now they want Disney. Come on,

1083
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: it's a fundraiser rule no crech. That's ridiculous. That's so stupid.

1084
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 1: You don't even in turn, her name is Nala and

1085
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:15,280
Speaker 1: Disney wants us to pay him two hundred dollars. Not happening, Disney.

1086
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:18,239
Speaker 1: John Shavolta is set to start opposite Kevin Hart in

1087
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:22,319
Speaker 1: an action. It's a comedy die Heart. It's called uh

1088
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:27,440
Speaker 1: or yeah, whatever? What hold on? Come back to that one.

1089
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:30,760
Speaker 1: Let's go. You can say passed, still pass, pass back,

1090
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 1: move on to the next. This is exciting if you

1091
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 1: were a Hannah Montana fan. Billy Ray Cyrus says that

1092
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 1: we might be getting a prequel to the Hannah Montana series.

1093
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 1: How awesome would that be? He said, If it happens,

1094
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:45,839
Speaker 1: I'll do it in a heartbeat. Of course, he would

1095
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,359
Speaker 1: do it in a harpeat. But Ken Miley, if it's

1096
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: a prequel, she gotta be really little. Yeah, I don't

1097
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 1: think she would do it. She wouldn't sign on for that.

1098
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 1: Why would she sign on for that? So, like I said,

1099
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: John Shavolta is set to start opposite Kevin Hart in

1100
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 1: a new action comedy. Thank you very much, nailed it.

1101
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk about that. And Jason Momoe is commercial.

1102
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 1: Do you remember what it was for? I don't know.

1103
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 1: Nobody knows what it was for. I have no idea.

1104
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 1: I wasn't paying attention to that. It was for Rocket Mortgage.

1105
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 1: Even though nobody knows what it was. Four they're saying

1106
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 1: it was one of the best super Bowl commercials this year.

1107
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 1: And if you don't know, no, it wouldn't. But you

1108
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 1: don't remember what half of them, like, I don't remember

1109
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 1: what half of the super Bowl commercials were. Four. I

1110
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 1: just remember who was in them. My favorite one I

1111
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 1: remember exactly what it was for because it made perfect sense,

1112
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 1: was the Cheetos. You can't touch this? Yeah, yeah, but

1113
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 1: Rocket Mortgage. Yeah, they paid a lot of money for that.

1114
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 1: They really did, and no one did anyone wake up

1115
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 1: the next day, No, give Rocket Mortgage a phone call.

1116
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: It was funny because Jason I'm always taking all his

1117
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 1: like body parts off and so sexy. No, why no.

1118
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,439
Speaker 1: But they spent a lot of money because they wanted

1119
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 1: people to check out mortgages with them, right, did they don't?

1120
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, back to you, all right. Kodak

1121
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 1: Black is appealing his forty six month prison sentence, and

1122
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 1: the Google Dolls have announced some more summer tour dates,

1123
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 1: So if you're a Google fan, you might want to

1124
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 1: see him. The Bachelor the mass singers on tonight, you've

1125
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 1: got Survivor at forty greatest moments and players. By the way,

1126
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 1: we are on Jeff Probe's Instagram page today. If you

1127
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 1: go over there, you'll seals you also have a little

1128
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 1: Riverdale on tonight. I think our time with Jeff Probst

1129
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 1: was very well spent. I love he was great. He's awesome.

1130
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: Oh you don't think so. Oh no, I thought he

1131
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 1: was awesome. Gandhi has that looking. Oh no, no, I

1132
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 1: thought he was great. I've really just thank face that

1133
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 1: just happened. Sometimes, Okay, we just mad at him. No,

1134
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 1: I just want to figure out how we can shake

1135
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: him down enough. I don't think we intimidated him enough

1136
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:36,520
Speaker 1: to get Andrew onto the show. Yeah, he's never gonna

1137
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 1: put him on. I think it's a cat mouse game.

1138
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 1: No hand I think so too. Yeah, they're getting too

1139
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,600
Speaker 1: much publicity by not putting him on. Hey, you know,

1140
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 1: it's kind of funny because we were going down the

1141
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 1: list of weird names we have people who work on

1142
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 1: the show, one being coaster Boy Josh, which he got

1143
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 1: that name because he used to be a huge roller

1144
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 1: coaster enthusiast. Yeah. Then people were texting in like, oh,

1145
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 1: what were you saying? I was today years old when

1146
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 1: I found out it wasn't poster boy. Oh that phrase

1147
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 1: today years old? Bothers me. Yeah. Can we go ahead

1148
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 1: and vote? Can I Nancy Pelosi that one? Well, there's

1149
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 1: your mom, Danielle. She know we're gonna play a game

1150
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:19,480
Speaker 1: with her. I don't know. She's eating her bagel. We'll

1151
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 1: go find out. Ask her. She wants to play. Your

1152
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 1: mom is so sweet, Brodie. She's right here. Remember she's

1153
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 1: very innocent. Come here, mom, hold someone help me. That

1154
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 1: means I have to clean my mouth up this weekend. Okay, good, Okay,

1155
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 1: So Danielle's mom, I have a question for you. Is

1156
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 1: it okay if we play a game with you and

1157
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 1: Danielle to see how well you know her? Sure? Oh goody,

1158
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:47,440
Speaker 1: this is gonna be great, I mean, and in doing so,

1159
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 1: we'll probably get to know daniel better as well. So

1160
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:56,360
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a win win for everyone. Could be great.

1161
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 1: We'll be nice. Well, I won't play dirty, it's all right.

1162
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 1: So how well does Danielle's mom know her very own

1163
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:08,160
Speaker 1: flesh and blood her daughter, Danielle. We'll find out coming up.

1164
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 1: This is justin Timberlake. Hey there, it's Phobe Rex and

1165
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,800
Speaker 1: you're listening to Elvis Durand Elvis Durand in the Morning

1166
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 1: Show show. What you're feeling under the weather? What's the

1167
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:17,920
Speaker 1: last thing you want to do? Hike to the pharmacy, right, so,

1168
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,920
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1169
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:24,080
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1170
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 1: yourself well at CBS. Millions of listeners now tuning in

1171
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:40,200
Speaker 1: across the country. Little Vis Durand in the Morning Show.

1172
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:44,520
Speaker 1: All right, all right, how well does your mom know you, Danielle?

1173
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 1: I think I think she knows me pretty well. Oh well,

1174
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 1: we've come up with some questions. Good morning, Danielle's mom.

1175
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Morning. Oh can someone help her

1176
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:57,320
Speaker 1: with the Mike etiquette? Yes, we have Mike etiquette. Good morning.

1177
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 1: Oh there you are. It's it's a pleasure to have

1178
01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 1: you here. Absolutely so, Mama, mo narrow. We're gonna find

1179
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 1: out how well you know your daughter? Do you do

1180
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 1: you think you know your daughter? Pretty well? Definitely? Okay,

1181
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 1: I'm sweating. This game is making me nervous and I'm

1182
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 1: not even part of this. It's not it's not that bad.

1183
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:18,919
Speaker 1: Don't get too comfortable, by the way, because we're about

1184
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 1: to put you in a soundproof room. You have to

1185
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 1: go in the other room and then they're gonna ask

1186
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 1: me the questions, and then then you come back in

1187
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 1: after you're ready. Okay, here we go. Welcome to how

1188
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 1: well does your mommy know you? All right? My mom? Hey,

1189
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 1: they're gonna roll you in the other room. Are you okay?

1190
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 1: We're about to ask some questions. Okay, she's so sweet,

1191
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 1: get a ride. She's great anyway, So to soundproof now

1192
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 1: she can't hear him, all right, Okay, here it comes

1193
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 1: the questions. Okay, Okay, Brody gonna write write the answers down. Okay,

1194
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 1: we're gonna find out how well your mom knows you

1195
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 1: and see if she matches the answers you're about to

1196
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:06,280
Speaker 1: give us. Okay, Number one, what was your favorite food

1197
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 1: growing up? Oh my gosh, I don't even Oh. I

1198
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 1: guess maybe pizza, pizza, all right, I think she'll say pizza.

1199
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 1: How old were you when you got into your first

1200
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 1: fist fight? I mean, you're you're raised in the Bronx,

1201
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 1: it's very tough. I don't know if she knows I

1202
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 1: had fist fights, but I guess if she's gonna say,

1203
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:31,800
Speaker 1: she'll probably say when I worked at McDonald's. Well, how

1204
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:33,600
Speaker 1: old were you? Oh gosh, I don't even know. Hold

1205
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 1: I was. I don't know fifteen. What did you want

1206
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:40,920
Speaker 1: to be when you were growing up? Okay, so I

1207
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 1: she she she might say, um, a television newscaster, or

1208
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 1: perform on Broadway, or perform at Disney? Okay, choose one. Well,

1209
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 1: I'll say a television newscaster, because that's the original. All right,

1210
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 1: When you were a kid, What was the worst thing

1211
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 1: you did that you're that made your mom mad? Um?

1212
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 1: The thing that I did? Gosh, maybe when my brother

1213
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 1: and I um hit each other with feather pillows and

1214
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:10,440
Speaker 1: the feathers went all over the entire house. Okay, covered

1215
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 1: the house and feathers. All right, maybe, Danielle, you have

1216
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,960
Speaker 1: a brother and a sister, ranked them in order that

1217
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:19,120
Speaker 1: you think your mom likes them most favorite. No, no, no,

1218
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 1: that's a terrible one. You think just a guess she's

1219
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:27,520
Speaker 1: she's gonna she's not gonna answer. She loves them both equally.

1220
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:29,840
Speaker 1: So you think you like words, You think that your

1221
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 1: sisters her favorite. No, they're gonna say I'm the favorite. Okay,

1222
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:35,000
Speaker 1: so you're number one, and then and then Roy, and

1223
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:38,400
Speaker 1: then your sister Jackie, Jackie's last. Jackie always thinks that she's, like,

1224
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:41,520
Speaker 1: you know, the forgotten child because there's a big difference

1225
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 1: in age. Okay, so she's gonna put in order of

1226
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 1: her favorites, Danielle, Roy, and then Jackie. Okay, all right,

1227
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 1: how old were you when you lost your virginity? College? College? College?

1228
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 1: I don't remember how old I was. I was in college?

1229
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 1: Want to I don't know, or just college? Just college? Okay,

1230
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 1: all right, okay, let's bring her in. I don't think

1231
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 1: you can. Do you get any of these answers, just

1232
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:06,160
Speaker 1: saying she's got learning to do, all right, and welcome back.

1233
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,760
Speaker 1: It's so good to see you again. How was your

1234
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 1: your retreat in the sound perfect room? Interesting? Interesting? Cereal

1235
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 1: in there at all? Right? Well, welcome to how World.

1236
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,240
Speaker 1: Do you know your daughter changed the name of the

1237
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:24,240
Speaker 1: contest every time, the newly game, the new mom game.

1238
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 1: I don't know if you gonna get any of these, Okay,

1239
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:30,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're be surprised, all right. Okay. By the way,

1240
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Speaker 1: I did not write these questions, so if you're offended

1241
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:37,840
Speaker 1: by any something my favorite okay. One was Danielle's favorite

1242
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:51,720
Speaker 1: food growing up? Probably pizza? So far, you are all right, okay,

1243
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:54,880
Speaker 1: MoMA Monaro. How old was Danielle when she got into

1244
01:04:54,960 --> 01:05:03,320
Speaker 1: her first fist fight? Maybe ten? T today the kids

1245
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:06,400
Speaker 1: down the block. I didn't fist fight them, No, No, McDonald's.

1246
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:08,720
Speaker 1: Remember was like fifteen, sixteen. Oh, I don't remember that.

1247
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 1: That girl. I'll tell you later. Ten Remember the girl

1248
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:18,680
Speaker 1: that I was going out with her boyfriend after she

1249
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:20,560
Speaker 1: got pissed off, and so we had words in the

1250
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,040
Speaker 1: back and she hit me and I hit her back.

1251
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:24,480
Speaker 1: I don't remember at all, all right, but I liked

1252
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:28,080
Speaker 1: the ten year old rugs. Okay, all right, all right, right, okay.

1253
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:31,400
Speaker 1: What did Danielle want to be when she was growing up?

1254
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:39,120
Speaker 1: She wanted to be a TV newscast This is beautiful,

1255
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:42,320
Speaker 1: all right, all right, Mama. The narrow you have two

1256
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:46,160
Speaker 1: out of three so far. That's good, right. Okay. When

1257
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:49,160
Speaker 1: Danielle was a kid, what was the worst thing she

1258
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:54,240
Speaker 1: did that made you very very mad? I guess it

1259
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:57,200
Speaker 1: was a time where she wouldn't sleep in her own room.

1260
01:05:57,200 --> 01:06:02,440
Speaker 1: Definitely watching Little House in the Prairie. Girl got right

1261
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:04,280
Speaker 1: right by the clown on Little House in the Prairie,

1262
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:06,320
Speaker 1: And so I wouldn't sleep in my room for nine months,

1263
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:08,320
Speaker 1: and she was not happy with me nine months. Yeah,

1264
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:12,919
Speaker 1: it was a that was devastating. But that's a different story, right.

1265
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:15,880
Speaker 1: We're learning way too much. I said it was when

1266
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:18,320
Speaker 1: remember when Roy and I were fighting with the pillows

1267
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 1: and the feathers went all over the house. Oh yeah,

1268
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:23,040
Speaker 1: I forgot that. What about when you came and when

1269
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:24,640
Speaker 1: the neighbors came home and told your mom all the

1270
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 1: dirty words you used to say? Okay, all right, now

1271
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:33,600
Speaker 1: i's gonna get tricky, Okay, Okay. You have three kids, Danielle,

1272
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:36,560
Speaker 1: your son Roy, and your daughter Jackie. Who does Danielle

1273
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:39,919
Speaker 1: think is your favorite? And who's the second favorite? Okay?

1274
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:43,680
Speaker 1: She probably thinks it's her, Yeah, yeah, okay, And now

1275
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:45,800
Speaker 1: there's Roy and Jackie? Which one did you Does she

1276
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:49,920
Speaker 1: think you. She probably thinks it's Jackie. I said Roy,

1277
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:54,720
Speaker 1: because Jackie away says she's the forgotten that buzzer down.

1278
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:59,080
Speaker 1: I love them all the same, that all right? And finally,

1279
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 1: how old was? How old was Danielle when she lost

1280
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 1: her virginity? God? How the heck would I know? You

1281
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:09,560
Speaker 1: share that with me? And you're in trouble? What you

1282
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:12,720
Speaker 1: wouldn't share that with me? You don't remember? I don't know. Okay,

1283
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:14,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't want to know. Don't tell me.

1284
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:25,680
Speaker 1: She still hasn't well, Danielle's answered, do you want to know? No? No,

1285
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:31,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to know that. It wasn't that. It

1286
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:37,760
Speaker 1: wasn't that young. Three out of six, She says she

1287
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:42,320
Speaker 1: lost her virginity in college. Okay, is that too much information? Yes? No,

1288
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:47,439
Speaker 1: it's okay, Okay, it's a long time ago. Okay, where

1289
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:51,160
Speaker 1: you go? What was it so bad? That was fun?

1290
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:56,000
Speaker 1: Thank you? Thank you? Your mom hates this now? Does?

1291
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:58,880
Speaker 1: Your mom gave me the best hug this morning? Now

1292
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 1: she's taking it back. You're excuse out of here? All right?

1293
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:07,080
Speaker 1: So what time are you guys? What time are you

1294
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:09,280
Speaker 1: guys taking off for Jackson's All together? We aren't leaving

1295
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:11,840
Speaker 1: after that big meeting we have this afternoon, so I

1296
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:14,520
Speaker 1: think to something is our flight? Oh? Like she's very

1297
01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:17,519
Speaker 1: paranoid and about not being at the airport two hours ahead.

1298
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:19,920
Speaker 1: So that's why she came to work today. That's okay,

1299
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:22,600
Speaker 1: that's okay, right, Mom, I don't get there early. You

1300
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:24,639
Speaker 1: don't know rushing around? He said, you don't need distress.

1301
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:27,720
Speaker 1: Absolutely all right, let's go around the rooms here. You

1302
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:31,040
Speaker 1: give me music, Love you, mom? You know what, Froggy,

1303
01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:33,000
Speaker 1: We'll start with you. What's on your mind? You know?

1304
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:35,160
Speaker 1: Danielle and her mom coming and found it's costing me

1305
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:37,160
Speaker 1: a lot of money. I just want to say that. Okay,

1306
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:41,160
Speaker 1: come on, squeaky, what's wrong? Yesterday? Least to go shopping

1307
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:42,760
Speaker 1: at Home Goods and she's like, oh, I need you

1308
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:44,840
Speaker 1: to hang this up for me and do this. I'm like, why, Oh,

1309
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:46,880
Speaker 1: Danielle her mom are coming. I want to create the

1310
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:50,320
Speaker 1: house a little more for me. She wouldn't care because

1311
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:52,920
Speaker 1: I go all the time. But Mom, she cares. I know.

1312
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:55,280
Speaker 1: It's like ridiculous. I had to change the bed. She

1313
01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:57,320
Speaker 1: I mean, we've done I mean little. It's it's it's

1314
01:08:57,360 --> 01:09:00,400
Speaker 1: like the President's commented the house. I think that's awesome.

1315
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:03,120
Speaker 1: Throw out the red carpet for mom. We are we

1316
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,760
Speaker 1: are so excited to have them here this weekend. Up

1317
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:07,519
Speaker 1: with you today, I just want to give a shout

1318
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:09,200
Speaker 1: out to my boyfriend. I told you guys he was

1319
01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:11,519
Speaker 1: trying to quit smoking, and we are now at day fifteen.

1320
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:14,559
Speaker 1: How's it going? Really well? He says he's feeling better,

1321
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:17,360
Speaker 1: he has more energy, he's sleeping better. Everything is going

1322
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:18,680
Speaker 1: really well. And I'm so proud of him because I

1323
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:22,280
Speaker 1: know how hard that is. You know, good job, Brandon. Hey,

1324
01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:26,439
Speaker 1: I'm producer Sam. I have hope for all siblings out

1325
01:09:26,479 --> 01:09:28,960
Speaker 1: there who don't get along, because wait is the problem?

1326
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:31,320
Speaker 1: Oh no, Listen. When I was growing up with my

1327
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:34,120
Speaker 1: little sisters, it was basically just a war waiting to happen.

1328
01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:36,240
Speaker 1: Every morning. It was like who was going to start

1329
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:39,160
Speaker 1: the fight first. We were not close up until maybe

1330
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:41,560
Speaker 1: the last like five or six years. And today is

1331
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 1: my baby sister's twenty third birthday, and she is one

1332
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,320
Speaker 1: of my favorite humans on the planet. And if you

1333
01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:48,519
Speaker 1: told teenage Sam we'd be this close, I would not

1334
01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:51,000
Speaker 1: have believed you. I would have laughed at you so Farah,

1335
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:53,000
Speaker 1: I love you very much. I'm sorry for most of

1336
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:54,760
Speaker 1: the things I did growing up, not all of them,

1337
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 1: but I love you and happy birthday. There's hope. Parents,

1338
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:01,960
Speaker 1: Hey and y'all. What's up. So I am wearing a

1339
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,519
Speaker 1: sweatshirt today with a kangaroo on it. Yes, and it

1340
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:07,880
Speaker 1: is to help the kangaroos from the Australian wildfires. And

1341
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,720
Speaker 1: if you would like a kangaroo sweatshirt, the proceeds go

1342
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:13,120
Speaker 1: to help. So if you go to at the Shop Forward,

1343
01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:16,679
Speaker 1: they're actually really cool and really comfortable, so you help

1344
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:18,920
Speaker 1: and you also get a cute, comfy sweatshirt as well

1345
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:23,080
Speaker 1: at the Shop Forward Shop Forward. Yes, Hey, I'm want

1346
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:26,839
Speaker 1: to get into a conversation one of our interns, intern Caitlin.

1347
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 1: Can you is it right? Yeah? So intern Caitlyn did

1348
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:35,120
Speaker 1: something that just kind of throws me off. Oh she

1349
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:40,120
Speaker 1: was Hi, Caitlin, come on in, Hello, Welcome to the show. Now,

1350
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:45,680
Speaker 1: she says, recently, I was reading her weekly assignment. I

1351
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:47,880
Speaker 1: was talking to this guy we'll call him. Can I

1352
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:52,559
Speaker 1: use his name? Kyle? Yeah, it's made up, Okay. Anyway,

1353
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:54,280
Speaker 1: I was talking to Kyle and was going really well.

1354
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,160
Speaker 1: We only knew each other for a little while, but

1355
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:58,519
Speaker 1: he wasn't being weird or anything or annoying, and I

1356
01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:00,840
Speaker 1: thought that was a good sign. But I made one

1357
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:04,200
Speaker 1: fatal mistake of not asking what his birthday was or

1358
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:08,439
Speaker 1: what his zodiac sign is. Are you one of those yes, Okay,

1359
01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:12,880
Speaker 1: I'm one of those people that genuinely cares about someone's

1360
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,719
Speaker 1: zodiac sign. Why would I waste my time with someone

1361
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:19,200
Speaker 1: if I hate through zodiac signs? I just shouldn't. I

1362
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:21,880
Speaker 1: just shouldn't. So when I learned he was a Virgo,

1363
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:25,639
Speaker 1: a sign that I refuse to date, I stopped talking

1364
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:31,200
Speaker 1: to him. His number deleted, conversation ended, It's over. I

1365
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:33,439
Speaker 1: have too many Virgos in my life and I've had

1366
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:36,280
Speaker 1: I've had a few negative experiences with them in the past.

1367
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:38,000
Speaker 1: I just don't like them. There are eleven other signs

1368
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:40,400
Speaker 1: in the universe. Kyle had to be a Virgo. No things.

1369
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:42,760
Speaker 1: Honestly though, I feel like I'm doing the right thing here.

1370
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:47,080
Speaker 1: I'm protecting myself. No, really, no, you're not. What if

1371
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:50,640
Speaker 1: he was the one? Well, we'll never know. Yeah, and

1372
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:54,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to risk that because what was your

1373
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:56,960
Speaker 1: what's your problem with virgos? What has happened with other

1374
01:11:57,080 --> 01:12:00,160
Speaker 1: virgos that has just burned you, Caitlin. Honestly, it is

1375
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:03,479
Speaker 1: back years that I can't give a specific example, but

1376
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:06,920
Speaker 1: every time something negative has happened with a person, it's like, oh,

1377
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:10,519
Speaker 1: they're a virgo, of course. Ye. Also, my mom's a

1378
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:13,240
Speaker 1: virgo and she's definitely listening right now. So I'm sorry, Mom,

1379
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:16,600
Speaker 1: but I just don't want to bate a virgo. Like

1380
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:23,200
Speaker 1: there's just there's so many other signs. I just think

1381
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:26,400
Speaker 1: this whole thing is crap. I'm sorry. You can't do this,

1382
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:29,160
Speaker 1: you can't do that. It's it's just it's it's made up.

1383
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:36,360
Speaker 1: Start you know, who are we? You know what I'm saying. Yeah,

1384
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:39,680
Speaker 1: if this is Caitlyn's thing, it's Caitlyn's thing. If you

1385
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:41,679
Speaker 1: already have it set up in your mind, it's gonna fail,

1386
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:44,599
Speaker 1: it's gonna fail. So it's done. Yeah, young Gandhi, But Caitlyn,

1387
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:49,840
Speaker 1: what's what is your sign? Tauris? Oh? God, would you

1388
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:51,680
Speaker 1: feel weird if a guy was talking to you and

1389
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:52,920
Speaker 1: then you told him you were a tourist and he

1390
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:54,800
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm done, I can't do it. You're terrible,

1391
01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:57,280
Speaker 1: you're awful. Well that would make me a hypocrite. So no,

1392
01:12:57,560 --> 01:13:00,400
Speaker 1: because okay with you, Yeah, because I respect that, and

1393
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:03,160
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people have bad it's like

1394
01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:05,439
Speaker 1: sort of negative connotations with different signs, like a lot

1395
01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:08,639
Speaker 1: of people hate geminis or I hate virgos. So yeah,

1396
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:12,200
Speaker 1: it's a personal preference. It's nothing against him hate virgos.

1397
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:17,120
Speaker 1: You just don't want to like be with them. Now.

1398
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:18,840
Speaker 1: I am a friends with a lot of virgos, so

1399
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:21,439
Speaker 1: I just don't want to date one. Okay, all right,

1400
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:25,519
Speaker 1: it's it's it's gonna fail, so let it go, yes,

1401
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:28,960
Speaker 1: producer Sam, See, we have to realize that these are

1402
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:30,880
Speaker 1: like average things. So in the morning, when we say

1403
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:33,080
Speaker 1: your day is a seven, that's an average of let's

1404
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:36,720
Speaker 1: say all Leo's throughout. Okay, it's just an average thing.

1405
01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:38,960
Speaker 1: So I do think you might be selling yourself a

1406
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:42,800
Speaker 1: little short by just blocking off an entire sign because

1407
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:44,840
Speaker 1: it's just an average. It's not a promise. And I

1408
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:46,800
Speaker 1: do believe in that stuff, and I am a virgos.

1409
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:49,479
Speaker 1: So we'll talk later. But I think you are cutting

1410
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:52,040
Speaker 1: off a little bit of your life that maybe you

1411
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:54,880
Speaker 1: don't have to. Yeah, but it's only a like one

1412
01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:58,240
Speaker 1: out of twelve, so it's not true. A good experience,

1413
01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:02,240
Speaker 1: and this is the only reason it's may call it.

1414
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:04,240
Speaker 1: You know, you could be superstitious, you could you know,

1415
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:08,160
Speaker 1: you could be anyway. We all have these quirks, and

1416
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:10,559
Speaker 1: we all have these things we believe in. I wouldn't

1417
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:12,400
Speaker 1: fight it. I would say, you know what you're going

1418
01:14:12,479 --> 01:14:14,600
Speaker 1: with your gut. You're you're going with the way you

1419
01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:17,599
Speaker 1: feel the universe is telling you to go. I don't

1420
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:19,960
Speaker 1: question it, leave it alone, thank you. So are you're

1421
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:23,519
Speaker 1: limiting all virgos from my dating life? Yeah? Dating life,

1422
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:25,880
Speaker 1: But I'll be friends with them friends with a virgo? Yeah,

1423
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,760
Speaker 1: And even then you expect, you expect awful things to

1424
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,000
Speaker 1: happen with your friendship, like they're gonna use you, they're

1425
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:34,519
Speaker 1: gonna piss you off. I mean, I have blamed certain

1426
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,719
Speaker 1: things my friends have done on the fact they're a virgo,

1427
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:40,679
Speaker 1: but I let it slide. Okay, Well, wait a second,

1428
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,640
Speaker 1: does Kyle know why you cut him off? Or did

1429
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:49,400
Speaker 1: you just ghost him altogether? Um? Do you believe the

1430
01:14:49,439 --> 01:14:54,120
Speaker 1: earth is flat? Too? Seriously? No, we're not here to

1431
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:56,719
Speaker 1: insult her. I just okay, So I have a little

1432
01:14:56,720 --> 01:14:58,080
Speaker 1: bit of a problem with this. By the way, By

1433
01:14:58,080 --> 01:15:00,479
Speaker 1: the way, you're acting a little too sassy, real mad.

1434
01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:02,600
Speaker 1: About ten years ago, I went on a date with

1435
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:06,000
Speaker 1: a girl and fifty best date ever. I'm great on

1436
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:08,160
Speaker 1: a first date, I admit it. So I'm really good

1437
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:09,760
Speaker 1: on a first date. According to you, it was a

1438
01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:12,479
Speaker 1: great date. It was. It was fantastic. She was into me,

1439
01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:14,719
Speaker 1: laughing at every joke, even the ones that weren't funny.

1440
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:17,240
Speaker 1: And then she goes, why, hey, yo, wish your boy's

1441
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:19,280
Speaker 1: your birthday? I said, g anyway, She goes, are you

1442
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:23,400
Speaker 1: a Capricorn? I said, yeah, totally shut down. Date ended

1443
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:26,080
Speaker 1: about five minutes later, never heard from her again. Good

1444
01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:29,080
Speaker 1: stop talking to me, because I'm a Capricorn. Let it really,

1445
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:32,320
Speaker 1: let it go. That is one of the most Capricorn

1446
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:37,280
Speaker 1: things I've ever heard. Now explain that, Kaitlyn, what do

1447
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:39,640
Speaker 1: you mean by that? I mean Capricorn's I feel like

1448
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:41,479
Speaker 1: the supposed to be super hard working, but I think

1449
01:15:41,479 --> 01:15:44,479
Speaker 1: they're very hard headed and very like self absorbed, and

1450
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:47,599
Speaker 1: like this is how long ago is a state? Ten years,

1451
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:49,720
Speaker 1: ten years ago, and you're still hold this anchor, and

1452
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:57,559
Speaker 1: I think you need to let that go. Are very smart.

1453
01:15:57,760 --> 01:16:00,400
Speaker 1: I find Kaitlyn on top of her again. I'll just

1454
01:16:00,479 --> 01:16:04,200
Speaker 1: go talk to Emily. Hi, Emily, Hi. Yeah, so you're

1455
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:10,240
Speaker 1: a virgo and refuse to date Aries. Why is that, Emily? Well,

1456
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:13,880
Speaker 1: I agree that I think stodiac signs are real, and

1457
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:17,560
Speaker 1: I would refuse to date an air because they're abrasive

1458
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:20,320
Speaker 1: and everyone i've met has just is just mean and

1459
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:23,680
Speaker 1: they make me feel not good. So I agree. But

1460
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:26,800
Speaker 1: also I wanted to say that virgos and tauruses are

1461
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:30,840
Speaker 1: actually very compatible, so it would be weird. Like I said,

1462
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:35,240
Speaker 1: she thinks virgos are non datable, Emily, I'm Aries, I'm

1463
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:40,360
Speaker 1: not mean. There you go, proof and not maybe mean,

1464
01:16:40,439 --> 01:16:50,280
Speaker 1: but just abrasive. I'm not me. I'm not never never never, Emily,

1465
01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:52,760
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. I don't know, all right, all right,

1466
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:55,639
Speaker 1: I don't know look me personally, not to GiB ask,

1467
01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:58,400
Speaker 1: but I'll tell you I don't. I don't see for

1468
01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:01,960
Speaker 1: me the sense into the liminating someone from the dating

1469
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,240
Speaker 1: pool if there is a certain sign. But as I've

1470
01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:07,400
Speaker 1: said before, if that's your thing, it should be respected.

1471
01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:10,559
Speaker 1: I get it. Because virgos with you are doomed from

1472
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:12,960
Speaker 1: the from the from the beginning, So why you even

1473
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,840
Speaker 1: think about it? Yeah, So I don't even even if

1474
01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:17,720
Speaker 1: it was a positive experience in your head. You're going

1475
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:20,400
Speaker 1: to already make it a negative, so it's not worth it. Yeah,

1476
01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:24,840
Speaker 1: it's not worth Poor Kyle, you didn't even send him

1477
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:27,000
Speaker 1: a text like sorry, it's your sign that it's anything

1478
01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:30,000
Speaker 1: not you, Like he just got ghosts. He's probably sitting there.

1479
01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:32,479
Speaker 1: What do I do? You know? Ali Gold who does

1480
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:41,320
Speaker 1: our social beautifully, She'll date anyone's sloppy seconds, Kyle, what

1481
01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:44,200
Speaker 1: is your sign? I'm a virgo and I'm wondering, like,

1482
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:48,559
Speaker 1: is this why I'm single? Like, no, that's why you're

1483
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:52,760
Speaker 1: not dating Kitlin. Maybe one of the reasons I don't.

1484
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:56,080
Speaker 1: It's okay, It's okay. Look if I don't want to,

1485
01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:59,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to date someone because of something like

1486
01:17:59,439 --> 01:18:02,120
Speaker 1: their nose points to the left or something that's my thing,

1487
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:05,760
Speaker 1: It's okay. And now all people with noses pointing to

1488
01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:10,000
Speaker 1: the left don't get mad at texted Sheldon and he

1489
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:14,519
Speaker 1: says no, Danielle's never abrasive, ever, never, ever, never. You

1490
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:17,920
Speaker 1: know what really sucks here is that people complain NonStop

1491
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:20,599
Speaker 1: how hard it is to find a good person. Why

1492
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:24,040
Speaker 1: are we pre judging? You're eliminating potential guys that could

1493
01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:27,080
Speaker 1: have great characteristics and things to offer. You think you

1494
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:29,880
Speaker 1: do understand that, right, you understand that, right? Yeah, but

1495
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:32,840
Speaker 1: how do you know I can't find that same type

1496
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:36,439
Speaker 1: of person that's a pisces or something. Yeah, you don't

1497
01:18:36,439 --> 01:18:40,960
Speaker 1: seem to be sweating it. She's okay, Yeah, relax, don't

1498
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:44,599
Speaker 1: yuck her. Yum, I'm not going to pop your cocoa. Yeah, please,

1499
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:49,920
Speaker 1: thank you. Let's go talk to Taylor. Hi, Taylor, what's

1500
01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:55,479
Speaker 1: going on? Hi? Hello? Now you're you're a Gemini? Yeah,

1501
01:18:56,479 --> 01:19:00,200
Speaker 1: but you don't act like one. What does that mean? No? Well, um,

1502
01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:03,000
Speaker 1: I work with two other Geminis at my job, and

1503
01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:06,920
Speaker 1: the one she says that Geminis are more like kind

1504
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:11,640
Speaker 1: of like emotionalist, but I literally cry everything, like I

1505
01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:15,640
Speaker 1: feel like, I feel like I'm nice and like I'm not.

1506
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:19,240
Speaker 1: I'm afraid to tell people I'm ag because I'm afraid

1507
01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:21,720
Speaker 1: that they're going to automatically like hate me and judge me. Yeah,

1508
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:27,519
Speaker 1: people like Caitlin the judger, the judger of Virgos, who

1509
01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:29,720
Speaker 1: do you hate? Yeah? Yeah? All right, Look, Taylor, just

1510
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:33,920
Speaker 1: because you don't fit that Gemini profile, Uh, do you

1511
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:35,839
Speaker 1: believe in this stuff? Though? I mean? Do you eliminate

1512
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:38,479
Speaker 1: people from your life because of their their astrological sign.

1513
01:19:40,040 --> 01:19:44,639
Speaker 1: I'm kind of but I don't. I don't stress about it. Yeah, see,

1514
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:46,720
Speaker 1: Caitlin doesn't seem stressed. It's just like a matter of fact,

1515
01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:48,720
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna date you. You're a virgo. All right,

1516
01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:50,840
Speaker 1: thanks for calling me. What's that? I just got a

1517
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:53,880
Speaker 1: note handed to me saying scary made a stink about

1518
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:55,760
Speaker 1: how he really wanted to date a surge. Now how

1519
01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:59,439
Speaker 1: you won't date Oh, how you won't date a sty scarpio.

1520
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:01,920
Speaker 1: Excuse me? So listen, don't you throw stink over there?

1521
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:04,839
Speaker 1: Wait a second, No, but certain certain they're a fiery

1522
01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:08,720
Speaker 1: zodiac sign, and Caitlin with scorpios, we're just fine. No,

1523
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:11,240
Speaker 1: you know that they're very jealous, they're very passionate in

1524
01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:14,320
Speaker 1: the bedroom. But you know too much information from you.

1525
01:20:15,439 --> 01:20:17,720
Speaker 1: I don't understand. You're a little hypocritical because you said,

1526
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:21,320
Speaker 1: just a moment ago, by eliminating people because of their sign,

1527
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:25,280
Speaker 1: you're you're you're silly. But now you're saying you're eliminating Sagittarius.

1528
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:28,120
Speaker 1: She's only eliminating Virgos, not Scorpios. Scorpio. I would be

1529
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:32,599
Speaker 1: agree with you on that. With my wife Lisa, she's

1530
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:38,560
Speaker 1: a scorpio. Oh, well, stepped in that. I do in

1531
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:40,800
Speaker 1: the other direction, and I warn people when I meet them, like,

1532
01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:42,759
Speaker 1: just so you know I'm a sagittarius, because then anything

1533
01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:44,560
Speaker 1: I do that's bad from that point on, I have

1534
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:46,960
Speaker 1: a reason. It's because I'm a Sagittarius's not my fault.

1535
01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:49,720
Speaker 1: Just to let you know, Caitlin, some very very uh

1536
01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:54,639
Speaker 1: datable virgos, Ryan Philippe and Tom Hardy and Nick Jonas.

1537
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:57,839
Speaker 1: Oh they're all married, aren't say? Never mind? You couldn't

1538
01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:00,880
Speaker 1: have anyway. It's okay you like something. You're being an air.

1539
01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:05,160
Speaker 1: He's trying to be nice. Now, don't be yourself. Don't

1540
01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:07,559
Speaker 1: listen to it. Best. Look, thanks for coming in, Kaitlin.

1541
01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:12,160
Speaker 1: Everyone here, virgo need not applied. Blah blah blah blah

1542
01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:14,760
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah. Hi. This is Chelsea Ham. Hey,

1543
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:16,640
Speaker 1: this is Taylor Smith. Hey, what's going on? This is

1544
01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:20,280
Speaker 1: brendan Ary from Panic at the Disco're listening to Elvis

1545
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:22,720
Speaker 1: Durrand in the Morning Show. Hey guys, it's froggy. We

1546
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:24,600
Speaker 1: all know bedtime can be a battle for both you

1547
01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:27,240
Speaker 1: and your kids. For instance, my son used to struggle

1548
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:30,559
Speaker 1: to fall asleep. Well, fortunately we discovered Vic's peers these kids,

1549
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:33,559
Speaker 1: Melotone and gummies to help him fall asleep. Naturally, fine

1550
01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:43,200
Speaker 1: pears these kids in stores near you. Hi, Hey, I

1551
01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:46,080
Speaker 1: was watching just flipping around the channels last night. I

1552
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:50,840
Speaker 1: told you I ended up on Netflix. Yes, watching uh

1553
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:55,160
Speaker 1: The Stranger. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm looking forward to going

1554
01:21:55,240 --> 01:21:57,360
Speaker 1: home and watching tomorrow this today. Good. Wait, do you

1555
01:21:57,400 --> 01:22:00,439
Speaker 1: actually put some theme music in here? Yeah? So when

1556
01:22:00,439 --> 01:22:04,360
Speaker 1: you talk about is it scary the show? Yeah, no, okay,

1557
01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:11,639
Speaker 1: it's intrigue. It's very interesting. It's very well written. It's

1558
01:22:11,720 --> 01:22:15,160
Speaker 1: very British. By the way, I almost had to turn

1559
01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:20,080
Speaker 1: on subtitles. Sitting with my husband next to me when

1560
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:21,720
Speaker 1: I watch it helps because I just go, what the

1561
01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:27,280
Speaker 1: hell did Also on another channel, it was on demand

1562
01:22:27,479 --> 01:22:30,000
Speaker 1: PBS or something, it was Marcus Samuelson, you know, our

1563
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:34,560
Speaker 1: favorite chef uptown. He has this show about passports, No

1564
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:37,080
Speaker 1: Passport Needed, I think that's what it's called. He uh

1565
01:22:37,439 --> 01:22:40,080
Speaker 1: went to the Italian He went to South Philly. He

1566
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:42,400
Speaker 1: was in Philly and I used to live there and

1567
01:22:42,479 --> 01:22:44,439
Speaker 1: I used to go to the Italian market, which is

1568
01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:48,839
Speaker 1: I think it's the oldest open air market still operating

1569
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:52,479
Speaker 1: in America anyway. Wow, it was just fascinating. I remember

1570
01:22:52,520 --> 01:22:54,240
Speaker 1: all these restaurants we used to go to, and the

1571
01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:57,840
Speaker 1: cheese stores and espositos winter for the meat, and just

1572
01:22:58,320 --> 01:23:00,280
Speaker 1: great restaurants. I can't wait to get back to Philly

1573
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:03,400
Speaker 1: and eat it is called No Passport Require that is

1574
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:06,120
Speaker 1: It's such a beautifully done show. And Mark Vetri, who

1575
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:09,360
Speaker 1: I believe is one of the best Italian American or

1576
01:23:09,439 --> 01:23:12,960
Speaker 1: just Italian food chefs in the world. Oh God, the

1577
01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:15,800
Speaker 1: food he was making. I was like, oh, damn it,

1578
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:18,840
Speaker 1: it's so fattening. Why does the best food have to

1579
01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:21,600
Speaker 1: be so bad for you? It does? So. Are you

1580
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:25,080
Speaker 1: guys seeing anything on TV you like? No, Oh, I've

1581
01:23:25,120 --> 01:23:27,000
Speaker 1: been watching some, but like, I watch some weird stuff.

1582
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,560
Speaker 1: So I've been watching Night on Earth. It's basically like,

1583
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:32,040
Speaker 1: oh you too, Nate. Yes, yeah, it's like a Planet

1584
01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:34,080
Speaker 1: Earth type thing, but it's about what happens at nighttime

1585
01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:36,920
Speaker 1: nocturnal animals eat each other. It's so cool. And these

1586
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:39,120
Speaker 1: plants are so tricky, trick and little bugs to just

1587
01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:41,720
Speaker 1: fall into them and then they digest them. I'm like that,

1588
01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:45,120
Speaker 1: poor bug. That's a great show. It's fascinating and even

1589
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:46,840
Speaker 1: just the way they film it. I love that stuff.

1590
01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:50,000
Speaker 1: But back to the Stranger, I do suggest you giving

1591
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:53,639
Speaker 1: it a shot. Once it starts, the story starts, starts

1592
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:55,680
Speaker 1: weaving in and out of what you think is real

1593
01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:57,760
Speaker 1: or what is it, and you're like, whoa, where's this going?

1594
01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:01,040
Speaker 1: And of course people are going onto my social last

1595
01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:03,160
Speaker 1: night going oh my god, wait till you see how

1596
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:07,640
Speaker 1: it ends your comments immediately stop that's not don't I

1597
01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:10,200
Speaker 1: don't want to know anything that's coming up, good, bad, ugly, whatever,

1598
01:24:10,439 --> 01:24:12,559
Speaker 1: what's up? Good question as far as shows go, Why

1599
01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:15,599
Speaker 1: are we so fascinated with murderers, like making a murderer,

1600
01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:18,360
Speaker 1: don't f with not me, I'm not a murder, don't

1601
01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:20,920
Speaker 1: f with cats. Why are we so fascinated with people

1602
01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:25,360
Speaker 1: to kill other people? Yeah, yeah, it's insane, Like that

1603
01:24:25,479 --> 01:24:28,599
Speaker 1: one about the guy in the Northwest and he had

1604
01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:31,320
Speaker 1: the VW bug what was his name, head Bundy. That

1605
01:24:31,479 --> 01:24:34,000
Speaker 1: thing was fascinating for us. Why are we so fascinated

1606
01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:37,880
Speaker 1: with it? Gives because it's crazy how people's mind works,

1607
01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:39,960
Speaker 1: and you know that a sane person is not going

1608
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:43,080
Speaker 1: to do something like that, So something's going on somewhere

1609
01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:46,080
Speaker 1: and to just see I guess what, you know, the

1610
01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:49,160
Speaker 1: minds behind the person that committed these things. We just

1611
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:51,800
Speaker 1: get very interested in that. It's so strange because I

1612
01:24:51,880 --> 01:24:54,320
Speaker 1: use this line a lot. I just I am so

1613
01:24:54,640 --> 01:24:57,519
Speaker 1: naive to think that people are able to do that

1614
01:24:57,600 --> 01:25:00,320
Speaker 1: to another pride, right, I just I can't. I think

1615
01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:02,320
Speaker 1: that at the time. How could you do it? Why

1616
01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:04,280
Speaker 1: did you do it? How can I avoid it getting

1617
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:07,760
Speaker 1: done to me? That's my big yeah. And then do

1618
01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:10,439
Speaker 1: you think about like when I'm watching like a crazy

1619
01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:12,960
Speaker 1: like horror movie, I think, like, you know that this

1620
01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:16,360
Speaker 1: is probably happening someplace right now, like somebody is locked

1621
01:25:16,439 --> 01:25:19,280
Speaker 1: up in a whatever being tortured, Like I think about

1622
01:25:19,320 --> 01:25:21,519
Speaker 1: that all the time. Well, what I'm getting from the

1623
01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:26,639
Speaker 1: Stranger so far is just it's just a very broad

1624
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:32,080
Speaker 1: stroke whatever I thought, what people are capable of doing.

1625
01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:36,960
Speaker 1: And you think you know someone, do you really know them?

1626
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:39,240
Speaker 1: Like every once in a while, I'll be with a

1627
01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:41,320
Speaker 1: friend I've even been with Alex sometimes and something will

1628
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:44,400
Speaker 1: go down and I'm like, really, yeah, I didn't know

1629
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:46,200
Speaker 1: that that you did that. I don't know you could

1630
01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:48,800
Speaker 1: do that. I don't know you're capable of doing. You know,

1631
01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:51,479
Speaker 1: it's just well, nothing bad. I mean, how many times

1632
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:54,280
Speaker 1: is the neighbor interviewed after something happens and they go,

1633
01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:57,720
Speaker 1: Tuti was the nicest guy. I never thought it would

1634
01:25:57,760 --> 01:26:00,720
Speaker 1: have done. He's bringing my trust cans in right, he

1635
01:26:00,840 --> 01:26:04,560
Speaker 1: just ripped her ahead right off. I don't know. It

1636
01:26:04,640 --> 01:26:07,639
Speaker 1: seemed like a head ripper to me. No one killer

1637
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:10,040
Speaker 1: series that I'm watching right now is I Am a Killer.

1638
01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:14,120
Speaker 1: It's fascinating because these people, I'll talk about what they've done.

1639
01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:16,240
Speaker 1: It starts with the prisoner who's either either serving a

1640
01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:19,400
Speaker 1: life sentence or death sentence, and it talks about what

1641
01:26:19,479 --> 01:26:20,960
Speaker 1: they did. It gives you their side and you feel

1642
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:22,280
Speaker 1: bad for all of them, like, oh my god, how

1643
01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:23,920
Speaker 1: did you end up here? This is terrible. Then it

1644
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:26,320
Speaker 1: brings in the prosecution and they left out a lot

1645
01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:29,880
Speaker 1: of things and they're all monsters. It's crazy. I'm like,

1646
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:31,920
Speaker 1: I could never be part of this deciding system. I

1647
01:26:31,960 --> 01:26:33,720
Speaker 1: will never be on a jury. You know what, um

1648
01:26:34,320 --> 01:26:36,880
Speaker 1: when you get to being on a jury or you know,

1649
01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:40,560
Speaker 1: trying to sort that that mess out the people like

1650
01:26:40,840 --> 01:26:42,599
Speaker 1: I was talking about, the people you know, you think

1651
01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:45,120
Speaker 1: you know very well, and sometimes they'll say something You're like, wow,

1652
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,640
Speaker 1: that just doesn't seem like something they would say, very

1653
01:26:48,760 --> 01:26:52,840
Speaker 1: characteristic of them. But then sometimes, like everyone want Alex

1654
01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:57,000
Speaker 1: would do something, I'm like, wow, Oh, it's a pleasant surprise.

1655
01:26:57,080 --> 01:26:59,040
Speaker 1: How great is that? How great of a guy is this?

1656
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:01,400
Speaker 1: You know, someone asked me just the other day, like,

1657
01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:05,080
Speaker 1: how's marriage so far? It's awesome. I know we're only

1658
01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:08,200
Speaker 1: three months deep, but I don't I don't know September.

1659
01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:13,960
Speaker 1: You know, it's incredible, It's it's just incredible. You recommend it. Yeah, well,

1660
01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:15,639
Speaker 1: I mean it's got to be with the right person,

1661
01:27:16,160 --> 01:27:18,599
Speaker 1: and so far it seems like it's the right person.

1662
01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:25,240
Speaker 1: The days young No, it's like wow. Anyway, So that's

1663
01:27:25,320 --> 01:27:27,200
Speaker 1: my prayer for everyone. I hope you I hope you

1664
01:27:27,320 --> 01:27:30,000
Speaker 1: find happiness, and I hope it's I hope it's ever lasting.

1665
01:27:30,439 --> 01:27:33,200
Speaker 1: I know we went from serial killers and why we're

1666
01:27:33,240 --> 01:27:35,599
Speaker 1: so fascinated too. I hope you find the right person.

1667
01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:39,479
Speaker 1: It's all closely related. So many people kill their spouses. Yeah,

1668
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:41,880
Speaker 1: that is true. A CEO, this bag right here, you

1669
01:27:41,920 --> 01:27:44,120
Speaker 1: don't have to put in that. I have to. It's

1670
01:27:44,160 --> 01:27:46,960
Speaker 1: a fecal bag. I have to take a fecal sample

1671
01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:49,719
Speaker 1: from my dog and take it over to the Veterinary

1672
01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:52,880
Speaker 1: Medical hospital. Poop on the counter. No, it's not in

1673
01:27:52,960 --> 01:27:56,960
Speaker 1: there now, okay, No, I just want to go about that. Well,

1674
01:27:57,040 --> 01:27:59,080
Speaker 1: when he poops, I put it in that bag. Yeah,

1675
01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:01,240
Speaker 1: it's easy. You don't just stick the stick up his butt.

1676
01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:10,400
Speaker 1: Uh No, okay, what's the stick for. I don't know. Right, well,

1677
01:28:10,439 --> 01:28:12,720
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. See, I don't mind picking up

1678
01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:14,640
Speaker 1: my own dogs pooh. But I'm not gonna pick up

1679
01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:16,840
Speaker 1: but other dogs pooh. I guess when you have kids,

1680
01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:19,360
Speaker 1: it's the same way. I don't mind my kids, pood.

1681
01:28:19,439 --> 01:28:23,599
Speaker 1: I don't want your kids pooh. I want any kids pooh. Hello, Katie,

1682
01:28:23,840 --> 01:28:30,280
Speaker 1: do you want a kids? Pooh? Sorry, we're talking Okay,

1683
01:28:30,439 --> 01:28:35,640
Speaker 1: Katie is calling about uh, murders, right, but now we're

1684
01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:38,519
Speaker 1: talking about dogs. Yeah, we've we've moved on to dog poo.

1685
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:40,679
Speaker 1: But I'll go back to murder. I know. I turned

1686
01:28:40,720 --> 01:28:42,639
Speaker 1: off my radio and I missed the whole conversation about

1687
01:28:42,680 --> 01:28:44,320
Speaker 1: dog poo. I suddenly feel like I don't know what's

1688
01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:48,200
Speaker 1: going No, no, no, we'll go back to murder. So murder, murder,

1689
01:28:48,479 --> 01:28:52,040
Speaker 1: go right a hair. So I just sent a text

1690
01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:54,240
Speaker 1: and that said that I'm you know, I know too

1691
01:28:54,320 --> 01:28:56,840
Speaker 1: much there's no way I'm getting serial murder because I

1692
01:28:56,960 --> 01:28:59,680
Speaker 1: watch all of those shows on Netflix. I know way

1693
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:03,000
Speaker 1: more about serial killers that I know about anything else. Right,

1694
01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:05,519
Speaker 1: So you you know the ins and outs of a

1695
01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:08,280
Speaker 1: serial killer, so you know what to do to protect yourself.

1696
01:29:09,240 --> 01:29:11,599
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I'm so. My friends and I talked about

1697
01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:13,000
Speaker 1: her all the time because we watched that I Am

1698
01:29:13,040 --> 01:29:15,519
Speaker 1: a Killer. We've watched both seasons of that. We watched

1699
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:19,080
Speaker 1: all the Ted Bundy, m John Wayne Gacy, the co

1700
01:29:19,360 --> 01:29:21,439
Speaker 1: Ed Killer. I know about all of them that I

1701
01:29:21,520 --> 01:29:24,760
Speaker 1: am so not being serial murdered. Good. I'm glad you've

1702
01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:28,080
Speaker 1: eliminated that from the you know what. I thought the

1703
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:29,680
Speaker 1: same thing. And I was at a party one time

1704
01:29:29,720 --> 01:29:31,519
Speaker 1: and a guy dressed in a t Rex costume asked

1705
01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:33,120
Speaker 1: me if I wanted to come outside and see a puppy,

1706
01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:35,479
Speaker 1: and I was like, yes I do, And I started

1707
01:29:35,520 --> 01:29:36,920
Speaker 1: following him outside, and I'm like, this is it, this

1708
01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:43,760
Speaker 1: is how I died. Look at murder. Yeah. Now she

1709
01:29:43,960 --> 01:29:48,120
Speaker 1: thinks she could get through a serial killer because she knows, like,

1710
01:29:48,320 --> 01:29:51,679
Speaker 1: I think a zombie apocalypse, because I've watched enough Walking Dead.

1711
01:29:52,080 --> 01:29:54,400
Speaker 1: I think I know what to do, Like, what do you?

1712
01:29:54,479 --> 01:29:56,360
Speaker 1: What do you guys think you could you can make

1713
01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:59,879
Speaker 1: it throw I could I cook food for like a banquet.

1714
01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:06,560
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm all over the food I could do.

1715
01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:09,920
Speaker 1: I could do banquet cooking, all right, Katie, good for you.

1716
01:30:10,120 --> 01:30:13,120
Speaker 1: John Wayne Gacy, now that was a troubled soul. He

1717
01:30:13,160 --> 01:30:16,280
Speaker 1: was the one who dressed up like a clown, right Yeah,

1718
01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:19,680
Speaker 1: and then he buries people under his house. Yeah, under

1719
01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:23,960
Speaker 1: the house. Yeah see, I just okay. The thought of

1720
01:30:25,040 --> 01:30:31,200
Speaker 1: a person who buries people under their house or goes

1721
01:30:31,280 --> 01:30:35,960
Speaker 1: to the trouble to construct a room to lock of

1722
01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:42,000
Speaker 1: human being in and keep alive, that's so crazy. Yeah,

1723
01:30:42,080 --> 01:30:44,960
Speaker 1: so crazy. It's just I don't I know that we're

1724
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:47,160
Speaker 1: all a little off, but we're not that off, right, No.

1725
01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:53,639
Speaker 1: The fact that you think it's okay to do that, like, yeah,

1726
01:30:54,120 --> 01:30:56,519
Speaker 1: just kidning at one person and I'll stop there. This

1727
01:30:56,680 --> 01:30:58,320
Speaker 1: might be the best part about living in New York

1728
01:30:58,360 --> 01:31:01,000
Speaker 1: City is that you can't hide bodies anyone. Everyone's watching.

1729
01:31:01,120 --> 01:31:03,439
Speaker 1: Oh you can, you can? Oh yeah, tell me. People

1730
01:31:03,439 --> 01:31:05,400
Speaker 1: don't ask questions in New York City, Katie, where do

1731
01:31:05,439 --> 01:31:10,200
Speaker 1: you live? I live here in Idawa, so there's plenty

1732
01:31:10,240 --> 01:31:13,160
Speaker 1: of space to hide people. Yeah. So again, not getting

1733
01:31:13,240 --> 01:31:15,479
Speaker 1: cereal murdered. I know what's going on. Here's the thing

1734
01:31:15,479 --> 01:31:18,880
Speaker 1: about New York City. You could carry a bloody body

1735
01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:20,880
Speaker 1: down the street and no one will bother you. You're like, Oh,

1736
01:31:20,960 --> 01:31:24,439
Speaker 1: there's a guy with a bloody body. I no, you're

1737
01:31:24,439 --> 01:31:26,360
Speaker 1: not gonna ask questions. You're in New York. Don't ask questions.

1738
01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:28,320
Speaker 1: Don't look him in the eye. I do wonder when

1739
01:31:28,360 --> 01:31:33,920
Speaker 1: I know how to get Gandhi. Yeah, it's too easy,

1740
01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:37,200
Speaker 1: all right, Katie, thank you, have a great day. I

1741
01:31:37,280 --> 01:31:39,960
Speaker 1: do better. What were you're saying? When when someone's carrying

1742
01:31:40,040 --> 01:31:43,479
Speaker 1: like big garbage bags out to their house, the first

1743
01:31:43,520 --> 01:31:45,320
Speaker 1: thing I think is I wonder if they have chopped

1744
01:31:45,360 --> 01:31:48,360
Speaker 1: the body parts in there. Like I figured that right away,

1745
01:31:48,479 --> 01:31:50,200
Speaker 1: Like I think I wonder if they're a murderer. I

1746
01:31:50,240 --> 01:31:52,320
Speaker 1: don't know why. I don't know. It's too much television.

1747
01:31:53,520 --> 01:31:56,160
Speaker 1: I always get concerned when I come home and Lisa

1748
01:31:56,200 --> 01:31:57,720
Speaker 1: has been there by herself for a while and she's

1749
01:31:57,760 --> 01:32:00,120
Speaker 1: binge watching Snapped, and I'm like, why are you are

1750
01:32:00,120 --> 01:32:03,040
Speaker 1: you watching that? It just freaks me out. She's like, oh,

1751
01:32:03,080 --> 01:32:04,960
Speaker 1: I watched six episodes, let me tell you about them.

1752
01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:06,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, no, no, I don't want to know

1753
01:32:06,640 --> 01:32:08,720
Speaker 1: that you watch some woman who lost it and killed

1754
01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:10,080
Speaker 1: her husband and how she got away with it. I

1755
01:32:10,120 --> 01:32:15,040
Speaker 1: don't need to know that. That's weird. No, it's not.

1756
01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:19,160
Speaker 1: It's entertaining. I'm sleeping with one eye open that night. Like, Nope,

1757
01:32:19,240 --> 01:32:22,240
Speaker 1: not happening to me tonight. What's that scary? I like

1758
01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:27,200
Speaker 1: happy endings, Oh God, happy birthday snaps. Ross. I hate

1759
01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:31,160
Speaker 1: killer stuff and murders, you know. I like those docuseries

1760
01:32:31,240 --> 01:32:32,880
Speaker 1: that are nice, that are set in reality with his

1761
01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:36,320
Speaker 1: truths that are uncovered, but not the murderous type. I'm

1762
01:32:36,320 --> 01:32:38,200
Speaker 1: just not a fiction guy, and I don't know. That's

1763
01:32:38,240 --> 01:32:42,400
Speaker 1: just something I've noticed. You're like happy. I like happy, fun, informative.

1764
01:32:42,760 --> 01:32:46,599
Speaker 1: He likes happy endings, he said, happy endings. You you're

1765
01:32:46,680 --> 01:32:52,720
Speaker 1: three blomps from Chinatown. Garrett. You ready to go? Yeah,

1766
01:32:52,760 --> 01:32:54,439
Speaker 1: let's do it. Let's get some sound on Garret. All right,

1767
01:32:54,520 --> 01:32:57,840
Speaker 1: let's talk about the Bachelor. Sydney and Tammy. They don't

1768
01:32:57,880 --> 01:33:00,160
Speaker 1: care about Peter. They just are accusing each other of

1769
01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:01,920
Speaker 1: being on the show for the wrong reasons. I could

1770
01:33:01,960 --> 01:33:03,880
Speaker 1: not want to talk to you guys ever again, like

1771
01:33:03,960 --> 01:33:06,040
Speaker 1: I want to talk to him. You know it all goes.

1772
01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:10,120
Speaker 1: You brought up a la he brought up So don't

1773
01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:12,040
Speaker 1: you ever try me one more time, Tammy. I'm so

1774
01:33:12,240 --> 01:33:13,599
Speaker 1: sick of that. If you said that were one more time,

1775
01:33:13,600 --> 01:33:19,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna love on you. I never run. There are

1776
01:33:19,840 --> 01:33:22,160
Speaker 1: people in that group day and you said there's some

1777
01:33:22,240 --> 01:33:24,840
Speaker 1: one here that wasn't here for the right reasons. No,

1778
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:27,719
Speaker 1: you don't say that he was about you. No, I didn't, Tammy,

1779
01:33:27,880 --> 01:33:30,680
Speaker 1: So I didn't. Is anyone there for the right reasons? Though?

1780
01:33:31,479 --> 01:33:33,479
Speaker 1: What is the right reason to be there on the Bachelor?

1781
01:33:33,600 --> 01:33:38,720
Speaker 1: To be in love? It's the Bachelor. By the way,

1782
01:33:38,720 --> 01:33:42,240
Speaker 1: they're calling it the Peter Party. You're having a Peter party.

1783
01:33:42,320 --> 01:33:45,160
Speaker 1: Peter Party. All right, let's talk a little sports. Last

1784
01:33:45,320 --> 01:33:48,560
Speaker 1: night our BYRNE Kansas. Uh. Now they were uh the

1785
01:33:48,880 --> 01:33:51,040
Speaker 1: camera guy was scanning the crowd and one of the

1786
01:33:51,080 --> 01:33:54,000
Speaker 1: students had a fat head of Ron Burgundy. Will Farrell's

1787
01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:57,120
Speaker 1: character an anchorman. But here's what the play by play

1788
01:33:57,600 --> 01:34:00,679
Speaker 1: guy said, who it really was. We have a little

1789
01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:04,760
Speaker 1: audio issues, but usually i'll tone you out anyway. Ron

1790
01:34:04,880 --> 01:34:12,000
Speaker 1: Jeremy No, Ron burg Ron Burgundy. P he's been out

1791
01:34:12,040 --> 01:34:14,160
Speaker 1: at as a purf. There's no way of getting around

1792
01:34:14,160 --> 01:34:15,720
Speaker 1: that one. No they look the same, No they don't.

1793
01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:18,679
Speaker 1: They have mustaches. But let's go to some game shows.

1794
01:34:18,960 --> 01:34:21,280
Speaker 1: Let's start with Wheel of Fortune. So it was the

1795
01:34:21,439 --> 01:34:24,920
Speaker 1: final puzzle. Uh, the contestant had en g and she

1796
01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:26,360
Speaker 1: had to solve the rest of the puzzle. This is

1797
01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:37,479
Speaker 1: what she said. Good luck, chasing tail, No, chasing tail,

1798
01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:41,600
Speaker 1: chasing tail? All right, family show. That wasn't it, No,

1799
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:45,479
Speaker 1: that wasn't it? All right? All right, let's go over

1800
01:34:45,560 --> 01:34:48,720
Speaker 1: to family feud. Name something a doctor might pull out

1801
01:34:48,760 --> 01:35:01,680
Speaker 1: of a person. Gerbil, the human have a trail? Yeah,

1802
01:35:01,720 --> 01:35:03,800
Speaker 1: not a baby, not a baby, a durmil all right,

1803
01:35:03,840 --> 01:35:05,920
Speaker 1: So Elvis later on tonight, you're a part of a

1804
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:08,960
Speaker 1: fashion show. You're going to be on a runway. And

1805
01:35:09,479 --> 01:35:11,720
Speaker 1: so I went on YouTube and this has over five

1806
01:35:11,760 --> 01:35:14,639
Speaker 1: million views of what you should do when you're walking

1807
01:35:14,960 --> 01:35:17,160
Speaker 1: on the runway. Okay, so how I can do it? Yes?

1808
01:35:17,320 --> 01:35:19,679
Speaker 1: How did the supermodels do it? Because I have zero experience.

1809
01:35:19,680 --> 01:35:21,720
Speaker 1: Here we go. You have to keep your weight a

1810
01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:24,479
Speaker 1: little bit forward. We don't want to put all the

1811
01:35:24,560 --> 01:35:27,200
Speaker 1: weight on your heel. You want to look like you're gliding.

1812
01:35:27,439 --> 01:35:30,439
Speaker 1: Your face is completely relaxed, like you're not thinking about it,

1813
01:35:30,560 --> 01:35:33,240
Speaker 1: and it's second nature, and you're not singing the words

1814
01:35:33,280 --> 01:35:35,800
Speaker 1: to the song, which is also something that happens in

1815
01:35:35,840 --> 01:35:38,400
Speaker 1: the beginning. Oh, they said, those are the rookie mistakes

1816
01:35:38,479 --> 01:35:40,400
Speaker 1: for models when they come to New York City. Okay,

1817
01:35:40,479 --> 01:35:42,360
Speaker 1: so don't do that. You'll be fine. I can't wait,

1818
01:35:42,520 --> 01:35:46,839
Speaker 1: all right, I am Tyra Banks fine. I saw this online.

1819
01:35:47,120 --> 01:35:50,439
Speaker 1: A little girl was doing a makeup tutorial in her house.

1820
01:35:50,720 --> 01:35:53,000
Speaker 1: Her brother was sleeping in the bed right next to

1821
01:35:53,240 --> 01:35:55,760
Speaker 1: the computer where she was doing this makeup tutorial, and

1822
01:35:55,800 --> 01:36:17,680
Speaker 1: then something happened. Have used this before many times. That

1823
01:36:17,840 --> 01:36:27,160
Speaker 1: sounds like a gamble that what was she doing? She

1824
01:36:27,320 --> 01:36:30,400
Speaker 1: was trying to do a makeup tutorial video. She's just

1825
01:36:30,520 --> 01:36:33,439
Speaker 1: ignoring her barting brother. No, she gave him side eyed

1826
01:36:33,479 --> 01:36:36,519
Speaker 1: because he was actually sleeping. According to the description, that

1827
01:36:36,640 --> 01:36:39,920
Speaker 1: wasn't sleeping. He had he was in full control of that,

1828
01:36:40,040 --> 01:36:43,800
Speaker 1: full control. I don't know. Oh God, he should check

1829
01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:47,679
Speaker 1: his drawers. Yes, those were forced. That is totally something

1830
01:36:47,760 --> 01:36:49,559
Speaker 1: my brother would have done when I was a kid.

1831
01:36:49,760 --> 01:36:53,120
Speaker 1: Oh God, pean up one Aisle five. Never found out

1832
01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:56,519
Speaker 1: how she did the foundation, So I don't know. You're

1833
01:36:56,560 --> 01:37:00,679
Speaker 1: a good American on some days, Yes, thank you. Garrett Arrett.

1834
01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:03,400
Speaker 1: Get it all right, Daniel, You ready to go? All right?

1835
01:37:03,920 --> 01:37:10,960
Speaker 1: All right? So no Juicy Poots. Oh Poots used to

1836
01:37:11,040 --> 01:37:16,479
Speaker 1: do the weather. Yes, it weather with Juicy Poops. So

1837
01:37:16,600 --> 01:37:18,439
Speaker 1: I was talking about this a little bit before, and

1838
01:37:18,560 --> 01:37:21,280
Speaker 1: I just found a little more clarity on it. So

1839
01:37:21,439 --> 01:37:24,080
Speaker 1: Johnjivalda will star with Kevin hard in a series and

1840
01:37:24,160 --> 01:37:26,840
Speaker 1: it's called Die Heart. It will be on Quibi, the

1841
01:37:26,960 --> 01:37:30,519
Speaker 1: upcoming streaming service for short form entertainment. So that is

1842
01:37:30,600 --> 01:37:34,559
Speaker 1: on the way. Corneck Black appealing his forty six month

1843
01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:37,920
Speaker 1: a prison sentence that's going on Indiana Jones five is

1844
01:37:37,960 --> 01:37:41,840
Speaker 1: definitely happening. Harrison Ford will be back. It's supposed to

1845
01:37:41,880 --> 01:37:44,639
Speaker 1: be a theater's twenty twenty one. He will be seventy

1846
01:37:44,800 --> 01:37:48,040
Speaker 1: nine when the movie comes out. So it's very interesting,

1847
01:37:48,160 --> 01:37:50,760
Speaker 1: you know, pays to perform with the Super Bowl. Shaquia's

1848
01:37:50,840 --> 01:37:53,360
Speaker 1: music so a nine hundred and fifty seven percent increase

1849
01:37:53,439 --> 01:37:57,880
Speaker 1: in sales. Jlo's catalog jumped by eight hundred percent. And

1850
01:37:58,080 --> 01:38:00,360
Speaker 1: now is the perfect time that Shaquira is long our

1851
01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:02,680
Speaker 1: tour because she knows everybody's gonna want to go and

1852
01:38:02,720 --> 01:38:04,680
Speaker 1: see her, you know, And a lot of people were

1853
01:38:04,760 --> 01:38:08,439
Speaker 1: saying that Shikira was just she's just so cute, and

1854
01:38:08,520 --> 01:38:11,000
Speaker 1: she's just so perfect. She is, you know, she's just

1855
01:38:11,080 --> 01:38:13,000
Speaker 1: a door. She really is adorable. If you haven't seen

1856
01:38:13,080 --> 01:38:15,519
Speaker 1: Lizzo writing that mechanical bull to announce she's playing the

1857
01:38:15,560 --> 01:38:18,400
Speaker 1: Houston Rodeo next month, check it out. It's worth watching.

1858
01:38:18,520 --> 01:38:21,920
Speaker 1: As Chris Pratt on his Instagram, which is Pratt Pratt Pratt,

1859
01:38:22,520 --> 01:38:25,439
Speaker 1: he'd announced that he has a new production company is

1860
01:38:25,439 --> 01:38:28,880
Speaker 1: called Indivisible Productions, and he says the mission statement is

1861
01:38:28,920 --> 01:38:32,200
Speaker 1: to create entertaining content focusing on themes which will help

1862
01:38:32,280 --> 01:38:35,160
Speaker 1: to bridge the growing divide in our country and world.

1863
01:38:35,479 --> 01:38:38,000
Speaker 1: He wants to make the world a better place. So

1864
01:38:38,160 --> 01:38:39,680
Speaker 1: if you want, you can go check that out on

1865
01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:44,440
Speaker 1: his Instagram. Oh, television this evening, you've got The Bachelor.

1866
01:38:44,880 --> 01:38:48,040
Speaker 1: You owe the ladies star in their own at Telenovela's

1867
01:38:48,560 --> 01:38:51,840
Speaker 1: tonight on The Bachelor. That's what's happening. The mass singer,

1868
01:38:51,920 --> 01:38:54,839
Speaker 1: of course, is on Survivor at forty Greatest Moments and Players.

1869
01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:57,400
Speaker 1: And if you haven't gone and checked out Jeff Prope's Instagram,

1870
01:38:57,720 --> 01:38:59,680
Speaker 1: we're on it because we were here the other day

1871
01:38:59,720 --> 01:39:01,880
Speaker 1: with our green T shirts trying to get our Andrew

1872
01:39:02,000 --> 01:39:04,320
Speaker 1: on the show, so he put us on his install

1873
01:39:04,520 --> 01:39:07,040
Speaker 1: and tonight you also have Riverdale. We love that. Hey,

1874
01:39:07,200 --> 01:39:09,840
Speaker 1: you know what's coming up is the South Beach Wine

1875
01:39:09,880 --> 01:39:13,479
Speaker 1: and Food Festival, and I want to send you. I'm

1876
01:39:13,479 --> 01:39:17,040
Speaker 1: gonna get you there three nights at a Miami Beach hotel,

1877
01:39:17,800 --> 01:39:21,040
Speaker 1: some guest passes for the Italian food event, the Burger Bash,

1878
01:39:21,080 --> 01:39:23,320
Speaker 1: the Best of the Best barbecue, the carnival, all of it,

1879
01:39:23,840 --> 01:39:26,920
Speaker 1: the Food Network and Cookie Channel South Beach Wine and

1880
01:39:26,960 --> 01:39:30,000
Speaker 1: Food Festival presented by Capital Wine. All your favorite chefs

1881
01:39:30,040 --> 01:39:35,160
Speaker 1: will be there. I know a guy, Okay, I know

1882
01:39:35,280 --> 01:39:38,360
Speaker 1: a guy in so coming up next, I'm gonna get

1883
01:39:38,400 --> 01:39:42,120
Speaker 1: you into the South Beach Wine and Food Festival. Okay,

1884
01:39:47,400 --> 01:39:56,760
Speaker 1: show all, let's talk about one eight hundred flowers dot com. Now, look,

1885
01:39:57,360 --> 01:39:59,080
Speaker 1: I don't want you to be confused. There is you

1886
01:39:59,120 --> 01:40:01,080
Speaker 1: could call one e flowers, but I want you to

1887
01:40:01,120 --> 01:40:03,639
Speaker 1: go to one eight hundred flowers dot com going because

1888
01:40:03,640 --> 01:40:07,320
Speaker 1: I want credit. Here's what you do. If you go

1889
01:40:07,360 --> 01:40:09,400
Speaker 1: to one eight hundred flowers dot com, you click on

1890
01:40:09,560 --> 01:40:12,200
Speaker 1: that radio and type in the code Elvis and listen

1891
01:40:12,240 --> 01:40:15,599
Speaker 1: to this for Valentine's Oh My God, Valentine's name. One

1892
01:40:15,600 --> 01:40:18,120
Speaker 1: eight hundred flowers dot com has the perfect Valentine's deal

1893
01:40:18,160 --> 01:40:20,400
Speaker 1: for our listeners right now. If you order early, which

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01:40:20,479 --> 01:40:24,240
Speaker 1: is today, you'll get the eighteen stem enchanted rose Medley

1895
01:40:24,680 --> 01:40:28,040
Speaker 1: for only twenty nine ninety nine, or double it thirty

1896
01:40:28,160 --> 01:40:31,760
Speaker 1: six stem enchanted roses from just twenty dollars more. That's

1897
01:40:31,800 --> 01:40:34,840
Speaker 1: a lot of beautiful, beautiful roses, a lot of flower.

1898
01:40:34,880 --> 01:40:36,479
Speaker 1: Oh they're so pretty. I'm looking at them right now.

1899
01:40:36,520 --> 01:40:38,320
Speaker 1: Oh you like that, they're beautiful. I would send them

1900
01:40:38,360 --> 01:40:40,599
Speaker 1: to the person's office because then that you know, people

1901
01:40:40,600 --> 01:40:42,880
Speaker 1: always get jealous. Yeah, yeah, you get credit for it.

1902
01:40:42,960 --> 01:40:45,080
Speaker 1: Always to the office. They have a beautiful website. One

1903
01:40:45,120 --> 01:40:47,240
Speaker 1: eight hundred flowers dot com. Do you see that radio

1904
01:40:47,320 --> 01:40:52,040
Speaker 1: uptop did type in Elvis because Daddy needs credit. So again,

1905
01:40:52,160 --> 01:40:56,080
Speaker 1: eighteen stem enchanted rose Medley beautiful colorful roses for twenty

1906
01:40:56,160 --> 01:40:59,720
Speaker 1: nine ninety nine. Double them up thirty six roses for

1907
01:40:59,800 --> 01:41:02,519
Speaker 1: just twenty dollars more. That's one eight hundred flowers dot com.

1908
01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:04,920
Speaker 1: Click on the radio icon and enter the code Elvis.

1909
01:41:05,040 --> 01:41:07,760
Speaker 1: Order today and save at one eight hundred flowers dot com.

1910
01:41:07,920 --> 01:41:15,479
Speaker 1: Enter the code elvideas duran in the Morning Show. All right,

1911
01:41:15,520 --> 01:41:18,600
Speaker 1: so are we still playing a game based on a

1912
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:24,080
Speaker 1: guest we had three days ago? Seriously, it might even

1913
01:41:24,120 --> 01:41:27,080
Speaker 1: be more than that. It was great though, you are

1914
01:41:27,160 --> 01:41:31,200
Speaker 1: full of Schmidt. You know why we're doing this because

1915
01:41:31,240 --> 01:41:35,680
Speaker 1: he was Schmidt on The New Girl, right, yay? Max Greenfield? Yeah,

1916
01:41:35,720 --> 01:41:37,599
Speaker 1: Mac Greenfield was here. We had a great interview with him.

1917
01:41:37,640 --> 01:41:39,760
Speaker 1: He played Schmidt, and we were gonna, we were gonna

1918
01:41:39,800 --> 01:41:42,000
Speaker 1: do this this conscience when he was here called You're

1919
01:41:42,040 --> 01:41:43,560
Speaker 1: full of Schmidt, and we didn't. So we did it

1920
01:41:43,680 --> 01:41:46,000
Speaker 1: the day after. And now we're three days in, we're

1921
01:41:46,000 --> 01:41:48,120
Speaker 1: still gonna. We're gonna milk this game for all it's

1922
01:41:48,160 --> 01:41:52,479
Speaker 1: worth its fun not to continue. Welcome to you are

1923
01:41:52,560 --> 01:41:55,640
Speaker 1: full of Schmidt. Call me now to participate at one

1924
01:41:55,680 --> 01:41:59,320
Speaker 1: eight hundred two two zero one hundred. What what I'll

1925
01:41:59,360 --> 01:42:03,639
Speaker 1: do is, I'll give you three lines about the individuals

1926
01:42:03,680 --> 01:42:05,519
Speaker 1: who are on this show. One of them is a lie,

1927
01:42:05,840 --> 01:42:07,599
Speaker 1: two of them are true. What what are you doing?

1928
01:42:09,000 --> 01:42:11,759
Speaker 1: I don't I feel weird when Nate tiptoes and sneaks

1929
01:42:11,840 --> 01:42:13,639
Speaker 1: up behind me to cross something off? But I don't

1930
01:42:13,680 --> 01:42:19,040
Speaker 1: need to circles, so I don't need to cross Okay,

1931
01:42:19,439 --> 01:42:23,639
Speaker 1: So today we're gonna play with Froggy, Nate and yours truly,

1932
01:42:23,760 --> 01:42:28,920
Speaker 1: Elvis durand absolutely. But I can't read my own because

1933
01:42:29,280 --> 01:42:31,599
Speaker 1: it feels weird. Okay, so let's go ahead and get

1934
01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:33,760
Speaker 1: a contestant on the line. Talk to a Dominic Hi,

1935
01:42:33,880 --> 01:42:37,639
Speaker 1: dom Nick h Right, Hello, how are you doing very well? Sir?

1936
01:42:37,720 --> 01:42:41,519
Speaker 1: How are you great? We finally got to row. Well,

1937
01:42:41,520 --> 01:42:44,000
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're here. Welcome to You are full of Schmidt,

1938
01:42:45,240 --> 01:42:47,040
Speaker 1: named after a guest that was on our show three

1939
01:42:47,120 --> 01:42:51,800
Speaker 1: days ago. Okay, how well do you know, Froggy? Let's

1940
01:42:51,840 --> 01:42:57,040
Speaker 1: find out you ready? Two of these are true, one

1941
01:42:57,200 --> 01:43:01,720
Speaker 1: is not. Number one Aggie's played. Do you have yours?

1942
01:43:01,720 --> 01:43:03,639
Speaker 1: Ready to go? Froggy? Yeah, I'm ready to go. Okay,

1943
01:43:03,720 --> 01:43:07,120
Speaker 1: didn't you read them? Okay? One I have played golf

1944
01:43:07,240 --> 01:43:10,960
Speaker 1: with a sitting president of the United States of America. Two,

1945
01:43:11,840 --> 01:43:15,800
Speaker 1: when I was twenty two, I repossessed the car, and

1946
01:43:16,040 --> 01:43:21,080
Speaker 1: three I had sex last night. M Two of those.

1947
01:43:21,200 --> 01:43:23,280
Speaker 1: Two of those are true, and one of them is

1948
01:43:23,320 --> 01:43:28,479
Speaker 1: full of Schmidt. Number two is full of Schmidt. No,

1949
01:43:28,960 --> 01:43:31,040
Speaker 1: I didn't repossess the car when I was twenty two.

1950
01:43:33,320 --> 01:43:35,240
Speaker 1: You did that? You work for your dad? Right? I

1951
01:43:35,360 --> 01:43:38,320
Speaker 1: did I did not have sex last night, and so

1952
01:43:38,479 --> 01:43:40,840
Speaker 1: you have played golf with the President of the United States,

1953
01:43:40,880 --> 01:43:43,519
Speaker 1: but you didn't have sex. All right, all right, thanks

1954
01:43:43,520 --> 01:43:45,000
Speaker 1: for playing though you want you want to try another.

1955
01:43:45,080 --> 01:43:48,040
Speaker 1: Let's try another one with you, Dominic. This one would

1956
01:43:48,040 --> 01:43:50,679
Speaker 1: be for Nate. Let's see if Nate is full of Schmidt,

1957
01:43:50,720 --> 01:43:52,840
Speaker 1: which line is full of schmidth? Okay, here we go. Yes.

1958
01:43:53,040 --> 01:43:57,680
Speaker 1: Number one, I almost died at a Renaissance fair. Number two,

1959
01:43:57,840 --> 01:44:01,479
Speaker 1: I broke my ankle while playing street hockey. Number three,

1960
01:44:01,600 --> 01:44:09,880
Speaker 1: I was abducted by aliens. Schmidt. No, I broke by

1961
01:44:10,360 --> 01:44:12,719
Speaker 1: the lie? Is I broke my anclewall playing street hockey.

1962
01:44:12,760 --> 01:44:15,160
Speaker 1: I actually was abducted by aliens. I believe when I

1963
01:44:15,280 --> 01:44:27,160
Speaker 1: was around four years old that No. No, I'm convinced, foolish.

1964
01:44:27,760 --> 01:44:30,040
Speaker 1: We gotta give him another chance. I'm sure I want

1965
01:44:30,040 --> 01:44:32,479
Speaker 1: to hear the story. No. I was four and I

1966
01:44:32,560 --> 01:44:35,759
Speaker 1: had this weird dream that an alien spaceship was hovering

1967
01:44:35,840 --> 01:44:39,360
Speaker 1: over my house. Was there an abe, No, it wasn't.

1968
01:44:39,400 --> 01:44:41,639
Speaker 1: And then it woke up and there was a ship.

1969
01:44:41,840 --> 01:44:44,120
Speaker 1: There was something floating outside the bedroom. So I went

1970
01:44:44,200 --> 01:44:46,559
Speaker 1: under the covers and I tried to go back to sleep.

1971
01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:48,519
Speaker 1: And then instantly I woke up and it was eight

1972
01:44:48,560 --> 01:44:50,760
Speaker 1: hours later. And that's what they say happens when you're

1973
01:44:50,760 --> 01:44:53,559
Speaker 1: abducted by aliens. You lose track of time. All right, well,

1974
01:44:53,600 --> 01:44:56,599
Speaker 1: definitely happened. I don't think that's fair, pre dominic. Yeah,

1975
01:44:57,120 --> 01:45:00,200
Speaker 1: it happened. It's not a lie. I can't prove it. Okay,

1976
01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:02,280
Speaker 1: I think we're giving away shirts. Anyway, We're gonna give

1977
01:45:02,320 --> 01:45:04,840
Speaker 1: you a shirt. Hold on, Oh, you know, whoever wins

1978
01:45:04,880 --> 01:45:08,840
Speaker 1: this wins a trip to the Food Network and Cookie

1979
01:45:08,920 --> 01:45:12,080
Speaker 1: Channel South Beach Wine and Food Festival presented my Capital one.

1980
01:45:12,160 --> 01:45:15,120
Speaker 1: Somebody's got to give yours, right, all right, we'll start

1981
01:45:15,200 --> 01:45:23,759
Speaker 1: taking this stuff seriously. Three. Hello Linda, Hello Linda, good morning.

1982
01:45:23,880 --> 01:45:26,160
Speaker 1: I'm well good morning. Now would you like to win

1983
01:45:26,240 --> 01:45:28,640
Speaker 1: this trip to South Beach Wine and Food Festival? Of

1984
01:45:28,760 --> 01:45:34,160
Speaker 1: course you would, exactly. Guy Fieri is going to be

1985
01:45:34,200 --> 01:45:38,360
Speaker 1: there at Giada de Laurentis all your favorite chefs. All right,

1986
01:45:38,400 --> 01:45:41,160
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm gonna give you three three lines

1987
01:45:41,200 --> 01:45:43,160
Speaker 1: about me. One of them is full of Schmidt. Ready.

1988
01:45:44,400 --> 01:45:47,679
Speaker 1: Number one, I've never ever had sex with a female.

1989
01:45:48,920 --> 01:45:54,000
Speaker 1: Number two, I've been in three movies. And number three

1990
01:45:54,720 --> 01:45:58,000
Speaker 1: I did have sex with a movie star. Now, which

1991
01:45:58,080 --> 01:46:02,479
Speaker 1: one is full of Schmidt? You're full of Schmidt that

1992
01:46:02,640 --> 01:46:09,840
Speaker 1: you've never had sex with a female, that's true. Yeah, yeah,

1993
01:46:10,880 --> 01:46:17,639
Speaker 1: I bagged one one time. I banged one one time.

1994
01:46:19,439 --> 01:46:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you. Hey, guess what round trip

1995
01:46:24,479 --> 01:46:27,960
Speaker 1: air for two three nights at a hotel in Miami Beach.

1996
01:46:28,320 --> 01:46:31,840
Speaker 1: Two festival guest passes for the Italian cooking event Burger Bash,

1997
01:46:31,920 --> 01:46:34,280
Speaker 1: Best of the Best Barbecue, carnival and fun and fit.

1998
01:46:34,960 --> 01:46:38,160
Speaker 1: Right now, we're sending all that stuff to you in

1999
01:46:38,200 --> 01:46:41,680
Speaker 1: a nice box. I don't know if you're going to

2000
01:46:41,760 --> 01:46:44,400
Speaker 1: the Food Network and Cooking Channel. South Beach Wine and

2001
01:46:44,439 --> 01:46:51,719
Speaker 1: Food Festival presented. Yes, yeah, it is crazy just because

2002
01:46:51,760 --> 01:46:55,479
Speaker 1: you said I'm full of Schmidt. That's what I know.

2003
01:46:55,680 --> 01:46:57,439
Speaker 1: You were in Heart with a Vengeance. But what were

2004
01:46:57,479 --> 01:46:59,680
Speaker 1: the other two films you were in? I was in

2005
01:47:01,439 --> 01:47:06,160
Speaker 1: and I was in Sharkonado. Well, I was in that too.

2006
01:47:06,240 --> 01:47:07,559
Speaker 1: I was in the same one you were in. Yea,

2007
01:47:07,760 --> 01:47:11,920
Speaker 1: never crossed paths. Very strange. Congratulations, have fun in South

2008
01:47:11,960 --> 01:47:14,439
Speaker 1: Beach at the Oh, You're gonna love the Wine Food Festival.

2009
01:47:14,439 --> 01:47:18,519
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. I'm so excited. Thank you so much. Thank you.

2010
01:47:18,720 --> 01:47:22,320
Speaker 1: Who were you in Benji Me? I played me. I

2011
01:47:22,439 --> 01:47:29,000
Speaker 1: was mowing a yard. Want I want everyone who can

2012
01:47:29,040 --> 01:47:30,599
Speaker 1: hear the sound of my voice to go to South

2013
01:47:30,640 --> 01:47:32,400
Speaker 1: Beach Wine and Food Festival. If you go to sob

2014
01:47:32,640 --> 01:47:34,960
Speaker 1: WFF dot org for all the details, It's s O

2015
01:47:35,080 --> 01:47:38,360
Speaker 1: b e WF dot org and we'll see you there.

2016
01:47:38,400 --> 01:47:42,360
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Uh you know the three lines you

2017
01:47:42,400 --> 01:47:44,840
Speaker 1: should have read for yourself, Yeah, straight and night. I

2018
01:47:44,960 --> 01:47:49,439
Speaker 1: almost died at a Wendy's, I almost died after having sex,

2019
01:47:50,320 --> 01:47:52,679
Speaker 1: and I almost died at a Renaissance festival. But they're

2020
01:47:52,720 --> 01:47:57,840
Speaker 1: all true. What happened at the Renaissance Festal I'm very

2021
01:47:57,920 --> 01:48:00,960
Speaker 1: allergic to horses, and I didn't remember this. So I'm

2022
01:48:01,000 --> 01:48:02,479
Speaker 1: like twenty nine years old and I go with my

2023
01:48:02,520 --> 01:48:04,599
Speaker 1: friend of the Renaissance Fair. Don't ask why, and we're

2024
01:48:04,600 --> 01:48:07,160
Speaker 1: sitting watching the tournament of Kings of the Joustie and

2025
01:48:07,280 --> 01:48:09,160
Speaker 1: I had the worst asthma attack ever. I had to

2026
01:48:09,200 --> 01:48:11,760
Speaker 1: go to the hospital. He's always just one step away

2027
01:48:11,800 --> 01:48:15,680
Speaker 1: from death, really is. It's got nine lives. Yeah, why

2028
01:48:15,720 --> 01:48:18,880
Speaker 1: did you go to a Renaissance festival? Don't? I don't know.

2029
01:48:19,160 --> 01:48:24,080
Speaker 1: I wanted to eat with my hands and I can't

2030
01:48:24,160 --> 01:48:28,800
Speaker 1: say funny renaissance. Say don't ask me. If you're gonna

2031
01:48:28,800 --> 01:48:31,000
Speaker 1: say don't ask me, we're gonna ask you. Oh it's cool.

2032
01:48:31,080 --> 01:48:33,599
Speaker 1: Why are you giving renaissance fair? It's a hard time.

2033
01:48:33,880 --> 01:48:37,479
Speaker 1: Why Dan Yelle goes all the time. I've been I

2034
01:48:37,520 --> 01:48:40,560
Speaker 1: don't go all the time. I'm a huge renaissances. I

2035
01:48:40,640 --> 01:48:42,439
Speaker 1: love meat all the times. By the way, Elvis, the

2036
01:48:42,520 --> 01:48:47,800
Speaker 1: mowing of the lawn was that the one girl that

2037
01:48:47,960 --> 01:48:54,000
Speaker 1: wasn't even funny? Here we go, come on, mater. I was.

2038
01:48:54,280 --> 01:48:56,000
Speaker 1: I was in middle school and they asked me to

2039
01:48:56,200 --> 01:48:58,880
Speaker 1: I was mowing my grandparents law. Oh okay, Well then

2040
01:48:58,960 --> 01:49:02,960
Speaker 1: you know I'm in Benji. That's creepy. You're also in

2041
01:49:03,000 --> 01:49:06,800
Speaker 1: a Netflix special currently, I am. Yeah, you're in Miss Americana.

2042
01:49:07,520 --> 01:49:11,599
Speaker 1: That's so embarrassing. Why I know, But I was standing

2043
01:49:11,920 --> 01:49:14,840
Speaker 1: next to Nancy Odell from Entertainment Tonight, who asked Taylor

2044
01:49:14,920 --> 01:49:19,680
Speaker 1: Swift the most dumb question and accused her about to

2045
01:49:19,840 --> 01:49:22,080
Speaker 1: take home a man or something. I'm like, oh God,

2046
01:49:22,280 --> 01:49:25,759
Speaker 1: and I'm right next to her, going, that's so stupid.

2047
01:49:26,240 --> 01:49:28,880
Speaker 1: Still in it, you know, I learned a lesson from that. Yeah,

2048
01:49:29,160 --> 01:49:31,680
Speaker 1: when I did Entertainment tonight on the Red Carpet for

2049
01:49:31,800 --> 01:49:34,040
Speaker 1: the Grammys, and then I did the Justin Bieber interview

2050
01:49:34,080 --> 01:49:37,479
Speaker 1: for Entertainment Tonight. Yeah, I'm not doing them anymore because

2051
01:49:37,560 --> 01:49:40,639
Speaker 1: they give me questions that aren't questions I would ask.

2052
01:49:40,840 --> 01:49:42,960
Speaker 1: I don't like that. That's genius of them, like give

2053
01:49:43,000 --> 01:49:46,719
Speaker 1: the questions to somebody else's so that they embarrass themselves

2054
01:49:46,720 --> 01:49:49,639
Speaker 1: and look great. Well, actually, I actually apologize to Justin

2055
01:49:49,680 --> 01:49:51,840
Speaker 1: Bieber in my book saying I'm sorry. I was reading

2056
01:49:51,920 --> 01:49:55,439
Speaker 1: their questions and they weren't my questions. So I learned

2057
01:49:55,479 --> 01:49:57,920
Speaker 1: a lesson from that. I'm not I'm not living anyone

2058
01:49:57,960 --> 01:50:00,560
Speaker 1: else's thing. I'm doing me. The will come back for

2059
01:50:00,680 --> 01:50:03,400
Speaker 1: his new album, I hope. So anyway, I hope he's

2060
01:50:03,439 --> 01:50:06,080
Speaker 1: forgiven me. He probably doesn't even know anyway. Let's take

2061
01:50:06,080 --> 01:50:09,879
Speaker 1: a break. You're full of Schmidt. This is Elvie Strand

2062
01:50:10,080 --> 01:50:18,120
Speaker 1: in the morning show. You know, Scottie b and his

2063
01:50:18,200 --> 01:50:20,920
Speaker 1: wife Amy. You're going to be on Rachel Ray. Yeah, yeah,

2064
01:50:21,040 --> 01:50:22,840
Speaker 1: so cool. It is the show live today. Are they

2065
01:50:22,880 --> 01:50:25,639
Speaker 1: taking for another day? They're going up today? Yeah. They're

2066
01:50:25,680 --> 01:50:28,400
Speaker 1: doing a story on why are you looking at me

2067
01:50:28,520 --> 01:50:30,639
Speaker 1: like that? Is he supposed to talk. I'm not supposed

2068
01:50:30,640 --> 01:50:32,479
Speaker 1: to talk about this. Why can't I talk about it? No,

2069
01:50:32,520 --> 01:50:34,839
Speaker 1: we're not supposed not supposed to talk about it yet. Okay,

2070
01:50:34,960 --> 01:50:36,920
Speaker 1: never mind, they're not gonna be on Rachel Ray. Gotta go.

2071
01:50:39,200 --> 01:50:41,680
Speaker 1: Why Why wouldn't they want promotion? I don't understand. I mean,

2072
01:50:41,760 --> 01:50:43,800
Speaker 1: they do want promotion, but not until it's taped and

2073
01:50:43,960 --> 01:50:46,439
Speaker 1: ready to go. It's not live today, No, it's not live.

2074
01:50:46,800 --> 01:50:49,920
Speaker 1: Yeah alright, well, sorry about that. Backing out please, just

2075
01:50:50,080 --> 01:50:53,120
Speaker 1: in case his segments terrible and it gets cut. Yeah, exactly,

2076
01:50:53,400 --> 01:50:56,080
Speaker 1: So I don't want it promoted. Yeah, so whatever you do,

2077
01:50:56,160 --> 01:50:59,760
Speaker 1: don't watch Rachel Rachel Ray. Today's not today. I do this.

2078
01:51:00,640 --> 01:51:03,600
Speaker 1: I learned this from cartoons, where if you've done something embarrassing,

2079
01:51:04,280 --> 01:51:06,439
Speaker 1: you stand up, you put your hands behind your back,

2080
01:51:06,479 --> 01:51:08,080
Speaker 1: and you look up and you whistle a while walking

2081
01:51:08,120 --> 01:51:13,519
Speaker 1: out of the room backwards. It's nothing to see here,

2082
01:51:13,840 --> 01:51:16,720
Speaker 1: and that means it didn't happen. Exactly. What's scary? I

2083
01:51:16,840 --> 01:51:19,519
Speaker 1: like to use the Homer Simpson fading back into the

2084
01:51:19,640 --> 01:51:22,960
Speaker 1: bushes slowly, or the I'm gonna head out from Sponge

2085
01:51:23,000 --> 01:51:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna head out. Oh lord, I feel awful. I

2086
01:51:27,600 --> 01:51:31,000
Speaker 1: hope I didn't ruin their Rachel Race segment. I don't

2087
01:51:31,040 --> 01:51:33,560
Speaker 1: think you did. I love Rachel Race. She's always so

2088
01:51:33,680 --> 01:51:35,559
Speaker 1: nice to me when you by the way, I will

2089
01:51:35,600 --> 01:51:37,720
Speaker 1: tell you not that you're going up there today, but

2090
01:51:38,400 --> 01:51:40,240
Speaker 1: when you're sitting in your green room. They have the

2091
01:51:40,360 --> 01:51:43,519
Speaker 1: best food. I mean they, I mean she has chefs

2092
01:51:43,920 --> 01:51:47,160
Speaker 1: cooking incredible, incredible food. So if you were going there,

2093
01:51:47,160 --> 01:51:48,960
Speaker 1: it would be good. But since he's not, he may

2094
01:51:49,000 --> 01:51:51,200
Speaker 1: not be going. I don't know that one. I don't

2095
01:51:51,200 --> 01:51:52,920
Speaker 1: know one. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I would I ruined

2096
01:51:52,920 --> 01:51:56,000
Speaker 1: it for everyone. If you noticed that, remind me I

2097
01:51:56,080 --> 01:51:59,200
Speaker 1: need to get a fecal sample from my dog. All right,

2098
01:52:00,960 --> 01:52:02,560
Speaker 1: let's get into the three things we need to know

2099
01:52:02,680 --> 01:52:07,360
Speaker 1: from Gandhi. Oh. Last night, the President addressed the nation

2100
01:52:07,479 --> 01:52:09,479
Speaker 1: during his State of the Union's speech, But this morning,

2101
01:52:09,720 --> 01:52:11,960
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi is getting a lot of the attention. If

2102
01:52:12,000 --> 01:52:14,400
Speaker 1: you missed it, she tore up a copy of President

2103
01:52:14,479 --> 01:52:17,080
Speaker 1: Trump's speech the White House, condemning it. But she said

2104
01:52:17,120 --> 01:52:18,720
Speaker 1: to reporters that she rifted up because it was the

2105
01:52:18,800 --> 01:52:22,320
Speaker 1: courteous thing to do, considering the alternative. Kim, everyone just

2106
01:52:22,400 --> 01:52:25,240
Speaker 1: get along, no, not anymore? All right, all right, pet

2107
01:52:25,520 --> 01:52:27,560
Speaker 1: now ending its famous campaign. We've all seen it that

2108
01:52:27,600 --> 01:52:29,960
Speaker 1: I'd rather go naked than wherefore all the celebrities are naked?

2109
01:52:30,320 --> 01:52:32,759
Speaker 1: They say that. No, it's pretty much gone into effect

2110
01:52:32,800 --> 01:52:35,080
Speaker 1: all over the place that people are over fur. California

2111
01:52:35,120 --> 01:52:37,719
Speaker 1: has banned it, the Queen renounced it. Macy's is closing

2112
01:52:37,760 --> 01:52:39,840
Speaker 1: its first elon, so now they're going to focus their

2113
01:52:39,880 --> 01:52:42,560
Speaker 1: efforts on leather and wool. Wait, I'm supposed to go

2114
01:52:42,600 --> 01:52:44,920
Speaker 1: to the Macy's first salmon today. No, Clouds can't do

2115
01:52:44,960 --> 01:52:47,840
Speaker 1: it kidding. They're closing them. It's not all the way

2116
01:52:47,840 --> 01:52:50,800
Speaker 1: close yet. And if you have seen any wellness influencers

2117
01:52:50,840 --> 01:52:52,840
Speaker 1: on Instagram one, we know that most of them are

2118
01:52:52,960 --> 01:52:55,760
Speaker 1: just full of nonsense. But if you see the one

2119
01:52:55,840 --> 01:52:57,960
Speaker 1: saying you don't need to drink water, and they don't

2120
01:52:58,040 --> 01:53:00,160
Speaker 1: drink water because they get all of their hydration from

2121
01:53:00,160 --> 01:53:03,840
Speaker 1: fruits and vegetables, that's nonsensical. Don't follow that they're using

2122
01:53:03,880 --> 01:53:07,040
Speaker 1: it as a way to control bloating by not taking water.

2123
01:53:07,120 --> 01:53:09,920
Speaker 1: In doctors are saying that's absolutely absurd. Drink water, it's

2124
01:53:10,000 --> 01:53:12,160
Speaker 1: very important. There you go, Those are your three things.

2125
01:53:12,400 --> 01:53:16,960
Speaker 1: Thank you, Elvis. Are you feeling saucy today? Danielle. Does

2126
01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:20,280
Speaker 1: anyone know this man drug? Now I understand why the

2127
01:53:20,400 --> 01:53:23,559
Speaker 1: whild eat. They're young in Gandhi. If you see something,

2128
01:53:23,640 --> 01:53:27,920
Speaker 1: say something starting your day listening to you guys every day,

2129
01:53:29,320 --> 01:53:32,600
Speaker 1: then show it's scary. You could tell when I'm not

2130
01:53:32,680 --> 01:53:34,840
Speaker 1: on my A game. I mean we're together every morning.

2131
01:53:35,000 --> 01:53:36,600
Speaker 1: So if you have a called, do what we do.

2132
01:53:36,840 --> 01:53:39,599
Speaker 1: Take music next night shift before bed. It helps relieve

2133
01:53:39,640 --> 01:53:41,599
Speaker 1: cold and flu. Sentence to help you get to sleep.

2134
01:53:43,560 --> 01:53:47,960
Speaker 1: Elvis Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap der Elvis Duran.

2135
01:53:49,320 --> 01:53:53,439
Speaker 1: I live with two guys, Sean and Matt. We're moving

2136
01:53:53,479 --> 01:53:55,640
Speaker 1: out of our apartment next month because our lease is

2137
01:53:55,720 --> 01:53:58,320
Speaker 1: up and they want to raise our rent. But the

2138
01:53:58,520 --> 01:54:02,360
Speaker 1: landlord is driving show on crazy because he sends people

2139
01:54:02,400 --> 01:54:04,559
Speaker 1: who want to rent our apartment over at all hours

2140
01:54:04,600 --> 01:54:06,280
Speaker 1: of the day and night to come look at the place.

2141
01:54:08,240 --> 01:54:10,479
Speaker 1: Sometimes Sean gets so fed up he doesn't even open

2142
01:54:10,520 --> 01:54:11,960
Speaker 1: the door and let them in, even though our lease

2143
01:54:12,040 --> 01:54:15,519
Speaker 1: says we have to legally. This past weekend, Sean finally

2144
01:54:15,600 --> 01:54:18,440
Speaker 1: had enough. He left a nasty message on our landlord's

2145
01:54:18,479 --> 01:54:22,040
Speaker 1: wife's voicemail complaining about the situation. And I think this

2146
01:54:22,280 --> 01:54:23,760
Speaker 1: is worthy of a phone tap. Well, this comes to

2147
01:54:23,880 --> 01:54:26,519
Speaker 1: us from our buddy Ian. All right, Ian, we heard

2148
01:54:26,560 --> 01:54:30,960
Speaker 1: you your please for phone tap um, and we are

2149
01:54:31,040 --> 01:54:33,240
Speaker 1: now going to pay off. Dave Brody is going to

2150
01:54:33,320 --> 01:54:37,200
Speaker 1: call your ticked off roommate Sean as the landlord, and

2151
01:54:37,320 --> 01:54:39,480
Speaker 1: Ian will join in later on in the call. Here

2152
01:54:39,480 --> 01:54:43,280
Speaker 1: we go today's phone tap. Yeah, I'm calling for Sean Wieners.

2153
01:54:43,720 --> 01:54:46,880
Speaker 1: Sean is is Steve Nemo from Remote real Estate. Yes,

2154
01:54:47,360 --> 01:54:49,600
Speaker 1: you left a message on my wife's voicemail over the weekend.

2155
01:54:49,680 --> 01:54:52,200
Speaker 1: I love the message because have been very disappointed this

2156
01:54:52,400 --> 01:54:54,400
Speaker 1: entire last month the ways things have been going in

2157
01:54:54,440 --> 01:54:57,840
Speaker 1: the apartment. My apartment has been grant central. Yeah, well

2158
01:54:57,880 --> 01:55:00,000
Speaker 1: your e lease grants is access twenty four hours a day,

2159
01:55:00,600 --> 01:55:03,240
Speaker 1: seven days a week. Correct the promise. I come out

2160
01:55:03,280 --> 01:55:05,920
Speaker 1: of the shower. People are in their apartment. The brokers

2161
01:55:05,960 --> 01:55:08,000
Speaker 1: are nasty. I came on one day. The back door

2162
01:55:08,200 --> 01:55:11,760
Speaker 1: was open, lights are left on. I'm staying gonna say.

2163
01:55:11,800 --> 01:55:14,040
Speaker 1: I was there for at least thirty groups of people,

2164
01:55:14,280 --> 01:55:16,920
Speaker 1: different people that were in this apartment, you know, And

2165
01:55:17,000 --> 01:55:19,480
Speaker 1: I just think we're being taken advantage of. Well, how

2166
01:55:19,520 --> 01:55:21,600
Speaker 1: do not conducting good business at all? Oh, you want

2167
01:55:21,640 --> 01:55:23,640
Speaker 1: to talk a good business. Commend anybody to live with

2168
01:55:23,720 --> 01:55:25,520
Speaker 1: you guys after what you guys who put us through.

2169
01:55:25,760 --> 01:55:27,840
Speaker 1: You've got construction in the building the entire time I've

2170
01:55:27,840 --> 01:55:29,640
Speaker 1: been there, going on from seven thirty in the morning.

2171
01:55:29,720 --> 01:55:32,000
Speaker 1: It's improvements. We're trying to fix the place up. Yeah,

2172
01:55:32,240 --> 01:55:35,280
Speaker 1: everything's at other people's expense. Yeah, blah blah blah. Listen, Weener,

2173
01:55:35,400 --> 01:55:38,960
Speaker 1: why don't call me, call me mister Weener? Okay? Why

2174
01:55:39,120 --> 01:55:41,520
Speaker 1: why is the wall damaged? What? Why? There was no

2175
01:55:41,720 --> 01:55:43,520
Speaker 1: damage in the walld damage in the world from chaffs

2176
01:55:43,560 --> 01:55:45,360
Speaker 1: hitting it and we fixed it. Yeah, you fixed it.

2177
01:55:45,400 --> 01:55:46,960
Speaker 1: I gotta have a proactman. I have Harry take a

2178
01:55:46,960 --> 01:55:49,240
Speaker 1: look at it and have him fix it professionally. No

2179
01:55:49,360 --> 01:55:52,440
Speaker 1: you're not, Oh yes I am. And the lawyers, then listen,

2180
01:55:52,440 --> 01:55:54,760
Speaker 1: I got more lawyers than you've got excuses. Okay, don't

2181
01:55:54,760 --> 01:55:57,040
Speaker 1: tell me about lawyers. Oh, give me a break. You

2182
01:55:57,120 --> 01:55:59,200
Speaker 1: know you're never renting this department. I will make sure

2183
01:55:59,240 --> 01:56:01,680
Speaker 1: I'm stand outside my apartment all day and make sure

2184
01:56:01,720 --> 01:56:04,080
Speaker 1: that nobody comes in there and that nobody rents it,

2185
01:56:04,240 --> 01:56:06,840
Speaker 1: and I will sue you Weener for obstruction. You have

2186
01:56:06,960 --> 01:56:10,520
Speaker 1: made this month miserable. I'm a businessman trying to rent

2187
01:56:10,560 --> 01:56:13,320
Speaker 1: an apartment once we decided not trend. It's like we

2188
01:56:13,400 --> 01:56:15,200
Speaker 1: were written off, like we've never rent again or never

2189
01:56:15,280 --> 01:56:17,600
Speaker 1: want to do business because you treated us like a pleach.

2190
01:56:18,280 --> 01:56:20,280
Speaker 1: Hey you yesterday's news. I gotta worry about the next

2191
01:56:20,320 --> 01:56:22,480
Speaker 1: guy coming in. All right, you're the whole your whole

2192
01:56:22,560 --> 01:56:26,400
Speaker 1: demeanor is horrible. Talk to me with respect. Things don't

2193
01:56:26,400 --> 01:56:30,160
Speaker 1: always work out there, Weener. You are you won't be

2194
01:56:30,200 --> 01:56:32,600
Speaker 1: contact about my lawyer? Goodbye? You listen, don't hang out

2195
01:56:32,640 --> 01:56:35,440
Speaker 1: with You're gonna have the locks change. Hello, Ian, Yo,

2196
01:56:35,800 --> 01:56:38,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna Dollar's number again. But you're gonna talk all right,

2197
01:56:38,120 --> 01:56:41,720
Speaker 1: let me confertate it. How about hey, we do it? Hello? Yeah,

2198
01:56:41,760 --> 01:56:44,000
Speaker 1: what's up? I just got a call from Steve Ski Yeah,

2199
01:56:44,040 --> 01:56:47,360
Speaker 1: me to whatever? I would screaming at me, Man, you

2200
01:56:47,440 --> 01:56:50,000
Speaker 1: aren't an initiatent? Were you looking nasty? He started cursing

2201
01:56:50,080 --> 01:56:52,720
Speaker 1: at me. Calm calling me Weener. I was like, call me,

2202
01:56:52,920 --> 01:56:56,800
Speaker 1: mister Weener. He's I want to call you. I'm gonna

2203
01:56:56,800 --> 01:56:59,440
Speaker 1: call down there. I'll talk and uh, let me see

2204
01:56:59,480 --> 01:57:03,280
Speaker 1: what he says about you. Okay, is it Steve? It's

2205
01:57:03,280 --> 01:57:06,440
Speaker 1: Ian Cousin's show you there I'm on the phone, win it,

2206
01:57:06,480 --> 01:57:08,480
Speaker 1: don't curse me again. Ian. Do you hear the way

2207
01:57:08,560 --> 01:57:10,680
Speaker 1: this man? This is how this man the attitude that

2208
01:57:10,760 --> 01:57:13,240
Speaker 1: he's calling me with. Well, this is how you treat

2209
01:57:13,240 --> 01:57:15,520
Speaker 1: a customer, Wiener. That's how you. That's how you. That's

2210
01:57:15,520 --> 01:57:17,360
Speaker 1: how you addressed me, mister cousin, it's Do you see

2211
01:57:17,400 --> 01:57:21,760
Speaker 1: the combatitive nature of winner here? Yeah? He's uh are

2212
01:57:21,760 --> 01:57:24,240
Speaker 1: you kidding? You told me you have to pay month's

2213
01:57:24,280 --> 01:57:26,560
Speaker 1: rent because you haven't rented your place. You showed it

2214
01:57:26,600 --> 01:57:28,800
Speaker 1: the seventy five different groups of people. Yeah, and ask

2215
01:57:28,880 --> 01:57:31,800
Speaker 1: yourself then why it hasn't rented? Huh? Maybe you're asking

2216
01:57:31,840 --> 01:57:34,520
Speaker 1: too much money. Look, Weener, here's the bottom line. Don't

2217
01:57:34,760 --> 01:57:37,520
Speaker 1: call me weener. Wiener's funny. Don't you think? I just

2218
01:57:37,640 --> 01:57:40,400
Speaker 1: like saying it? You know, Weener. I don't have time

2219
01:57:40,400 --> 01:57:41,760
Speaker 1: to hear you that. I have to go back get

2220
01:57:41,760 --> 01:57:42,960
Speaker 1: back to my desk. All right. Well, when you go

2221
01:57:43,040 --> 01:57:44,760
Speaker 1: back to your desk, make sure you tell you call workers.

2222
01:57:44,800 --> 01:57:54,160
Speaker 1: You've been phone tapped? Are you kidding? Oh? You? This

2223
01:57:54,320 --> 01:57:59,240
Speaker 1: phone tap was prerecorded permission granted by all participates ran

2224
01:57:59,400 --> 01:58:08,160
Speaker 1: phone tab in the Morning show. Hey Danielle, Hello, before

2225
01:58:08,200 --> 01:58:10,320
Speaker 1: you hop on your plane and fly to Florida. Yes,

2226
01:58:10,480 --> 01:58:12,600
Speaker 1: you're excited. I am. I can't wait. I'm excited for you.

2227
01:58:12,880 --> 01:58:15,040
Speaker 1: Here and your mom went every good time. Hey, what more,

2228
01:58:15,120 --> 01:58:16,720
Speaker 1: Danielle report? You go ahead? All right? I hate to

2229
01:58:16,760 --> 01:58:19,760
Speaker 1: tell the Brooklyn Boys this or the serial Killers, but

2230
01:58:20,000 --> 01:58:24,000
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan he is the one of the top highest

2231
01:58:24,040 --> 01:58:28,760
Speaker 1: paid podcasters out there. Did Joe Rogan experience thirty million

2232
01:58:28,800 --> 01:58:31,520
Speaker 1: dollars according to Forbes. He launched it in two thousand

2233
01:58:31,520 --> 01:58:33,160
Speaker 1: and nine. Is part of the first wave of high

2234
01:58:33,240 --> 01:58:36,360
Speaker 1: profile podcast Yeah, it's good, I've listened. Well, what's the matter?

2235
01:58:36,560 --> 01:58:41,120
Speaker 1: You just be the second? He was so close? Oh well,

2236
01:58:41,160 --> 01:58:45,120
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? Um so, Jessica Simpsons claimed.

2237
01:58:45,160 --> 01:58:48,240
Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson claims she was up for the Rachel McAdams

2238
01:58:48,320 --> 01:58:50,760
Speaker 1: part in The Notebook. She didn't say that, Yeah, you

2239
01:58:50,800 --> 01:58:54,360
Speaker 1: know the movie that made everybody cry hysterically. Anyway, she

2240
01:58:54,440 --> 01:58:56,200
Speaker 1: says she turned it down because they would not take

2241
01:58:56,240 --> 01:58:58,640
Speaker 1: the sex scene out and she wouldn't do it. Yeah,

2242
01:58:58,840 --> 01:59:01,200
Speaker 1: looking at Gandie's face, Gondie, you have to read her

2243
01:59:01,240 --> 01:59:03,520
Speaker 1: new book at I would love to. Jessica Simpson is

2244
01:59:03,560 --> 01:59:05,520
Speaker 1: two books so good? Are you afraid? To tell us

2245
01:59:05,560 --> 01:59:07,440
Speaker 1: what you've learned so far. Yes, I'm not telling you anything. Oh,

2246
01:59:07,440 --> 01:59:09,520
Speaker 1: you don't want to ruin as good Now you're not

2247
01:59:09,640 --> 01:59:13,400
Speaker 1: up to the point where she talks about I'm not

2248
01:59:13,440 --> 01:59:15,040
Speaker 1: telling you anything. You don't know, Okay, don't say no

2249
01:59:15,120 --> 01:59:16,840
Speaker 1: the last time she ever had sex with Nick Lache,

2250
01:59:17,000 --> 01:59:18,400
Speaker 1: she talks about it. I don't. I don't know. I

2251
01:59:18,480 --> 01:59:21,480
Speaker 1: googled that once you said it. It's interesting. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to know. I don't want to know. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: know they were together, you know they had sex, and

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Speaker 1: you know eventually they had sex for the last time.

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Speaker 1: So I haven't really said anything that you're not gonna know.

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Speaker 1: Did she know what was the last time? You think?

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Speaker 1: Just I'm not going to tell you anyone. Kamila Cabeo

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Speaker 1: took a break from social media, but she is back

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Speaker 1: just in case you missed her. And John Travolta will

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Speaker 1: star with Kevin Hart in a series it's called Diehart.

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Speaker 1: It'll be on qu On Quimby Quimby. We were saying

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Speaker 1: before Gondi and I now Quimby looks like it's gonna

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Speaker 1: have an amazing shows, an incredible, incredible concept. The upcoming

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Speaker 1: streaming services for short form entertainment. If you don't know

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Speaker 1: what it is, uh, and we are going to end

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Speaker 1: with Shannon Daugherty, don't well? Why remort? Well, yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: We talked about this yesterday late in the show. Very sad.

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Speaker 1: People may not have heard, but she unfortunately hear cancer

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Speaker 1: is back. It's stage four. I know when she had

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Speaker 1: it a couple of years ago. I was following her

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Speaker 1: every step because she took us through the whole process

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Speaker 1: and what she was going through, and it was when

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Speaker 1: she was in remission. It was amazing. But unfortunately the

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Speaker 1: cancer is back. So the Google Dolls have announced that

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Speaker 1: they will add some summer tour dates, so if you

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Speaker 1: want to go see them you can. So we we

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Speaker 1: kind of talked about this off the air, but Riley

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Speaker 1: Greene has responded to the backlash after he tweeted somebody

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Speaker 1: should translate j Low and should hear his halftime performance

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Speaker 1: on Sunday. People took offense to it, thinking that, well,

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Speaker 1: why because it wasn't in English, what are you trying

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02:00:44,360 --> 02:00:48,120
Speaker 1: to say? He Riley's trying to say, Look, I just

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Speaker 1: I didn't understand it, so I wanted to It was beautiful,

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Speaker 1: so I wanted them to translate it into English so

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Speaker 1: I could understand. So people are so quick to call

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Speaker 1: someone racist without them being racist, him saying, I would

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Speaker 1: like to translation because I don't understand the language that

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Speaker 1: I don't speak. It is not racist. He said they

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Speaker 1: were very talented and it was very Who who said that?

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02:01:06,360 --> 02:01:09,400
Speaker 1: Riley Green? Yeah, Riley Green? Who's that? A country singer? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Maybe the most attention. He's speaking of country singers. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Sam Hunt Southside brand new album April third, pre a

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Speaker 1: Friday on the Sam Hunt All the Way Off. You

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02:01:21,720 --> 02:01:23,560
Speaker 1: were mad at I was, but I can't stay mad

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Speaker 1: at Sam very long. He's my baby. Okay, you really

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Speaker 1: were mad he was drunk driving? Right? Yeah? Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: got really pissed off. Convel him as long as he

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Speaker 1: doesn't do it again. I'm okay. You didn't cancel him,

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Speaker 1: Sam Hunt and Kevin Hart. I have forgiven them both, Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: my baby's well. I speaking of hearing things and accusing

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Speaker 1: people of saying things, it's so weird. I mean, we

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Speaker 1: do speak English on this show, and I think we

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Speaker 1: speak pretty well. No I don't, but okay, well, no,

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Speaker 1: I think people pretty much understand what we're saying the

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Speaker 1: words we're using. I'm just everyone, so I'll just look

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Speaker 1: on my social and people are just accusing him the

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Speaker 1: same stuff. I never would have said any of this,

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Speaker 1: So I think they listened to another station. They think

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Speaker 1: we're saying these things. Maybe it's the aliens that abducted

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Speaker 1: Nate when he was four. So was there an anal probe?

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Speaker 1: You never answered, I don't remember there being able to.

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Speaker 1: I don't. However, I do have a scar in my

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Speaker 1: one ankle and it feels like there's a chip in there.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, I think I may have been chipped by

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Speaker 1: the aliens. When why are you looking at me like that?

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Speaker 1: You're not serious? No, I'm serious. I got to be seriously,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think aliens use chip technology. Really,

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Speaker 1: if they were able to abduct you and get here

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Speaker 1: from another planet, they're probably way ahead of us in technology.

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Speaker 1: Chips are like just so prehistoric for that. I do

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Speaker 1: remember that vividly, that hovering noise and lights flashing in

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Speaker 1: the sky. Gosh, it happened, guys, did not hurt in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I don't remember. Do you want it to awesome?

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Speaker 1: I've been listening to thousand kids. That's Why we Love you,

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Speaker 1: Elstran in the Morning Chip Taco Bell is back with

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Speaker 1: Supply and Demand, another award winning trailer featuring two friends

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Speaker 1: who find a way to keep nacho fries on the

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Speaker 1: market after Taco Bell takes them off the menu. Check Out.

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Speaker 1: The trailer gets your nacho fries at a participating Taco

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Speaker 1: Bell location before time runs out.