Speaker 1: Looking jewels second dat day. Everybody has their move when
Speaker 1: they're trying to get attention from somebody they think is attractive.
Speaker 1: And for me, my move has always been called the waterfall.
Speaker 1: I'm getting you named it and call it about yourself. Yep.
Speaker 1: Anytime I see a lady that I think is attractive,
Speaker 1: I just opened up my mouth and let the drool
Speaker 1: fall out all the way down my chin the waterfall.
Speaker 1: Trust me, it works. They might not realize it at first,
Speaker 1: but you follow them around for fifteen minutes falling down
Speaker 1: your chin, they get the hint pretty quickly that you
Speaker 1: think they are attractive. So weird they give you attention.
Speaker 1: And the guy on the phone today for a second
Speaker 1: date update told us that he used his patented move
Speaker 1: in order to get a date with the girl that
Speaker 1: he wants to call today. What's up, Michael? Hey, how's
Speaker 1: it going? Michael? I'm already kind of cringing because anytime
Speaker 1: someone says that they have a patented move, ye usually
Speaker 1: means are pretty douchey. I don't know this is this
Speaker 1: is pretty good. I think I think you'll like it.
Speaker 1: Tell us what is well? I was at a mixer
Speaker 1: with a couple buddies of mine, and we were kind
Speaker 1: of bored just there and kind of looking around, and
Speaker 1: the talent wasn't that great. But there was this one
Speaker 1: girl that probably the hottest girl in the room, and
Speaker 1: they were saying that there was no way that I
Speaker 1: could ever get her to go out with me. Okay,
Speaker 1: because you were obviously not the hottest guy in the room.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that. So I took what they said
Speaker 1: as a challenge, and I basically started waving to her
Speaker 1: from across the room, smooth and like frantically, he's not
Speaker 1: done yet. No no, I mean yeah, not not frantically.
Speaker 1: I just sort of like waving like at her, like
Speaker 1: I kind of knew her. And other people started to
Speaker 1: look at me and they were waving back, and I
Speaker 1: was like, no, not you, you or you. It's like
Speaker 1: trying to get this the hot girl's attention. I keep
Speaker 1: waving at her, and she finally is like, woo me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, come on over, and so
Speaker 1: she walks on over and she's like can I help you?
Speaker 1: And I said, oh, I thought you were someone else
Speaker 1: like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, then at least start up
Speaker 1: a conversation right there exactly I introduced myself. My buddies
Speaker 1: behind me were kind of like laughing and kind of
Speaker 1: patting me on the back, and I was able to
Speaker 1: ask her out and yeah, yeah it worked, and yeah
Speaker 1: we went out for dinner and we got drinks and
Speaker 1: we had a really great time. Yeah, it sounds like
Speaker 1: she's still calling you back. Yeah I thought that, Like,
Speaker 1: I think there was one moment. So Okay, we were
Speaker 1: at dinner and like we're pretty far into the date
Speaker 1: and a buddy of mine happens to be at the
Speaker 1: restaurant as well, so he comes over and I introduced
Speaker 1: him to her, and I actually don't remember her name
Speaker 1: for that moment. Oh oh no, man. Yeah, and I'm
Speaker 1: doing the thing where, like, you know, I say his
Speaker 1: name and maybe she like he will ask her what
Speaker 1: her name is, and it doesn't happen. And I hate
Speaker 1: it when people can't pick up on that cue. You're like,
Speaker 1: this is my friend, Joe, Joe, this is yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm Joe. What's your name? What is her name? By
Speaker 1: the way, Deanna, Na, Sorry put you on the spot
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, yeah, I won't forget now. So wait,
Speaker 1: I mean, if you called this girl and set up
Speaker 1: a date, how did you forget her name? I don't.
Speaker 1: It just kind of blanked on me for a second.
Speaker 1: I guess I was just blurred by her hotness. That's
Speaker 1: a good excuse. Yeah, so I'm guessing that she noticed
Speaker 1: that you didn't remember her name. Yeah, for sure. She
Speaker 1: she just actually stared at me for a few seconds
Speaker 1: and just let me sweat it out. At least she
Speaker 1: was She seemed like she had a good Sen's of
Speaker 1: humor about it. Yeah. Yeah, she was playing along and
Speaker 1: I want to give you a hard time, but it's
Speaker 1: so hard to remember people's names, right, Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: what was the mood like after that moment? It was
Speaker 1: pretty good. She kept calling me the wrong name for
Speaker 1: the rest of the night, so that it was kind
Speaker 1: of her away. I like her. At least it turned
Speaker 1: into a joke with you guys. And she didn't just
Speaker 1: get mad and walk out of the restaurant. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So how did everything end with whatever her name is? Oh, Indianna.
Speaker 1: I drove there and actually asked if she wanted to
Speaker 1: ride home, and she actually said she had called an
Speaker 1: uber and she went home that way. And that was
Speaker 1: a little weird because I thought everything was great, But yeah,
Speaker 1: but some girls don't want to like open the door
Speaker 1: to having you come into their house, or she doesn't
Speaker 1: know you that Well, that's true. That's true. So now
Speaker 1: it's been you know, about eight days or so, and
Speaker 1: I haven't really talked to her. I shot her a
Speaker 1: text a couple of times, and you know, I haven't
Speaker 1: really heard back. So I feel like, if you have
Speaker 1: an awesome date like that and you have such a
Speaker 1: great time, why wouldn't you call her that night or
Speaker 1: the next morning and just say, hey, I had such
Speaker 1: a good time. I mean, I feel like they're like
Speaker 1: rules around that right there. What every girl likes that.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, nobody wants to wait for a text
Speaker 1: that says now you want to go out again. Maybe
Speaker 1: you're right I probably screwed that one up as well,
Speaker 1: and helping you guys can help me. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll see if we can do it. We'll play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, call her and get your second date out date? Okay, great,
Speaker 1: All right, man, just hold on brooking jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: Second d oh. Names they're so difficult, especially when you're
Speaker 1: out on a date and you can't remember the name
Speaker 1: of the person you went out with I mean, it's
Speaker 1: been six years working together and you still forget mine
Speaker 1: sometimes true. Yeah, So anytime I've ever gone out on
Speaker 1: a date, I never call them by their name. I
Speaker 1: just play it safe, and I give everybody the nickname
Speaker 1: stinky pants. Hey, stinky pants, so excited to be out
Speaker 1: with you. This is my friend stinky pants. Everybody never
Speaker 1: got a lot of calls back. But at least I
Speaker 1: didn't screw up their name like Michael did, who was
Speaker 1: on the phone to do a second date update right now.
Speaker 1: He met a girl named Deanna at a mixer with
Speaker 1: his bros. They actually dared him that he couldn't get
Speaker 1: a date with her, and he did. And then they
Speaker 1: went out to dinner and he ran into another friend,
Speaker 1: and when he was trying to introduce her to his friend,
Speaker 1: he forgot her name. So he thinks that's the biggest
Speaker 1: thing that did him in. You're gonna get her on
Speaker 1: the phone right now and find out now you're trying
Speaker 1: to get a date because you actually really like her,
Speaker 1: not just because you want to prove to your bros
Speaker 1: that the date actually worked out. Definitely, we had a
Speaker 1: really good time. We had a lot in common. I
Speaker 1: think there was something there. Well, I'll dollar phone of
Speaker 1: her right now and see what you has to say. Okay, thanks,
Speaker 1: stinky pants pants, let's catchy it is. Let's give her
Speaker 1: a call. Hello, Hey, stinky pants do you say Hi?
Speaker 1: Is this Deanna? Yes? How are you? This is Jewel
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. What who Jewil
Speaker 1: from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: M h. I think I've heard of you once before. Okay, cool? Positive. Well,
Speaker 1: the reason I'm calling you today is because one of
Speaker 1: our listeners actually sent us an email about you. Oh
Speaker 1: really Yeah. His name is Michael. Michael. Michael. Sounds like
Speaker 1: you have heard of him. Yeah, that's another m son. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm thank you for helping to interpret your language. So
Speaker 1: Michael sent us an email saying that he took you
Speaker 1: out on a date, but now you're not getting back
Speaker 1: to him for another date, and he's wondering why m
Speaker 1: he did. Yeah, he wants to know if maybe he
Speaker 1: did something wrong on your date? Did something wrong? Did
Speaker 1: you like Michael at first? I mean that's the reason
Speaker 1: why I went out with him, But I'm curious what
Speaker 1: he told you. Actually, well, i'll tell you He said
Speaker 1: that he met you while you guys were at some
Speaker 1: mixer or something, and then he took you out to dinner.
Speaker 1: He said, you guys had a fun time. He thinks
Speaker 1: the only reason that you're not calling him back is
Speaker 1: because he forgot your name while you guys were out.
Speaker 1: I mean, that did happen, but I mean it wasn't
Speaker 1: a huge deal to me. It was something totally different. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he sad like you took it in stride
Speaker 1: and made fun of him the rest of the evening.
Speaker 1: Oh he told you that, did he? That's fun with it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was. I was impressed. I was like, did move
Speaker 1: on your part? I'm not part, but it sounds like
Speaker 1: you don't like him very much. I'm not the biggest
Speaker 1: fan of him right now? Why why I don't like him? Well?
Speaker 1: Did he tell you that he facebook lived our whole date? What? What?
Speaker 1: I don't understand what you even mean by that? So
Speaker 1: you know how you can facebook live video? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: he had his buddy that was a couple of tables
Speaker 1: away facebook video our entire date. What really? Like some
Speaker 1: creeper was sitting a couple of tables away from you
Speaker 1: recording your date? And you didn't know. I didn't know
Speaker 1: until I went on his Facebook page and oh my god, wow,
Speaker 1: and I saw that he was tagged in a video
Speaker 1: and that I was in it. Oh you got to
Speaker 1: actually watch and recap your date on his Facebook page then, yeah,
Speaker 1: to full recap? How okay? How many people were watching?
Speaker 1: I don't know, hundreds maybe? Oh my god, I would
Speaker 1: be freaking out. How have you not called him and
Speaker 1: like read him the riot act? Man? I just I
Speaker 1: was got to ignore him? Yeah, yeah, you don't want
Speaker 1: to call him up and like leave it on his
Speaker 1: VOICEMTI or something, because I can see the internet too
Speaker 1: like everything fits with him exactly. I don't even want
Speaker 1: to talk to him anymore. I don't even want another reason.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what, like too bad? I should probably
Speaker 1: shouldn't tell you that he's on the other line and
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. Then, huh, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I mean that he's listening to this conversation and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you? What? Um? Hey, Yanna, what is
Speaker 1: going on? Why is he on the phone right now?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? I am so sorry? Oh wow, Yanna, Look, Um,
Speaker 1: I wasn't Um, I didn't know that it was it
Speaker 1: was happening either, actually because like my buddy who was there,
Speaker 1: like who would love to play pranks on me? Told
Speaker 1: me afterwards. So I'm really sorry that that happened, and
Speaker 1: like really embarrassed. I did not mean for you to
Speaker 1: see that, and I definitely would never want to do
Speaker 1: something like that. You know, I actually had a really
Speaker 1: good time with you, and right now tell him to
Speaker 1: shut up. God, I'm just I'm just in shocked by
Speaker 1: this whole thing that this would you know. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: wasn't even called me like through a radio station. I mean, jeez,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like you guys are kind
Speaker 1: of nerdy to do this, like you got to pick
Speaker 1: some maybe some better friends or something. That's kind of rude,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, You're absolutely right. I do need to
Speaker 1: get better friends. Like I was thinking about that the
Speaker 1: whole time, Like I couldn't believe that, you know, they
Speaker 1: were broadcasting us, Like wait, thinking about the whole time.
Speaker 1: So you knew about this the whole time during our
Speaker 1: date that you were being filmed. Um, I was named
Speaker 1: you knew about this, look Yana, all I knew. Okay,
Speaker 1: I did have my buddy, like I wanted him to
Speaker 1: come and just get a photo of the two of
Speaker 1: us on the dates instead, like like, he totally messed
Speaker 1: with me and you and us, and you know, made
Speaker 1: a video about this whole thing, and it's You're totally right.
Speaker 1: Never go out on dates or something that you need
Speaker 1: to do for your friends. No, I just thought I
Speaker 1: wanted a picture for Facebook because you're so pretty? Why
Speaker 1: don't go? The better thing would have been to just
Speaker 1: ask maybe about that, just ask me, like, hey, can
Speaker 1: a photo with you? Right? You're right, I should have asked,
Speaker 1: but I thought that would be awkward too, to ask
Speaker 1: you for a photo in the middle of our date,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah, No, not really. I
Speaker 1: mean people take photos all the time when they're out
Speaker 1: about I mean, what's weird is that your friend video
Speaker 1: recorded the whole thing. And Michael, what were you going
Speaker 1: to do with the picture? If he only took a picture, Like,
Speaker 1: you're going to post that and ex actual not to
Speaker 1: see it on social media as well, She's gonna find
Speaker 1: out one way or the other. You got sub creeper
Speaker 1: taking photos of you guys. I guess you're right. I
Speaker 1: mean I just wanted her to like heat eventually, you know, um,
Speaker 1: you know, if things were to work out between us,
Speaker 1: like it would be this really great like first date
Speaker 1: memento that we could go back and say, hey, like
Speaker 1: get us and you know it's kind of this romantic
Speaker 1: gesture and then at that point you've been together so
Speaker 1: long that she wouldn't be able to leave you because
Speaker 1: it's still weird, Michael. It is. It's like saying, Oh,
Speaker 1: I collected your hair on the first date and I
Speaker 1: still have it. I didn't collect hair this time. I
Speaker 1: mean I didn't collect hair. Oh my god. Heydianna, would
Speaker 1: you like to go on a second date with Michael.
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. We'll put cell phone blocking
Speaker 1: devices in every corner of the restaurant so that he
Speaker 1: can't stream it on the internet, Danna. Before you decide,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now that I'm going to ask
Speaker 1: my buddy to remove the video from Facebook, and I'll
Speaker 1: even report him because you're right, it's totally unacceptable and
Speaker 1: it shouldn't should not have ever had. How you hear that, Dianna,
Speaker 1: he will report his friend of Facebook for you. The
Speaker 1: damnage has already been done, so enough for a week.
Speaker 1: If he cared that much, he would have deleted it,
Speaker 1: you know, a while ago. I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: think you were going to see it. I didn't know
Speaker 1: you were going to see it. It's live out there
Speaker 1: on Facebook for everybody to see. I just thought, with
Speaker 1: like privacy settings and stuff, that I was going to
Speaker 1: set it up. Unfortunately it didn't happen. And if you
Speaker 1: heard that upset at your friend, you think you would
Speaker 1: have told him when you saw it, you know, and
Speaker 1: had him take it down then. And obviously you didn't.
Speaker 1: Obviously you liked it. I just know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't actually like it. I just thought it. No,
Speaker 1: she doesn't mean you click like on the post. She
Speaker 1: means like you liked it, like as a person like
Speaker 1: you enjoyed it. Obviously enjoyed it if you didn't have
Speaker 1: your friend take it off or you didn't delete it
Speaker 1: off your page. There we go. Any sounds like you've
Speaker 1: watched it maybe one too many times as well, Michael.
Speaker 1: I just really saw you were pretty, and like wanted
Speaker 1: to keep that memory of you because I hadn't heard
Speaker 1: from you in like, you know, eight days or something,
Speaker 1: so you know you cannot spend that one to romance Danna,
Speaker 1: Is that an official no from you? Then? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a no. I'm sorry, but I just I'm not feeling it,
Speaker 1: that's all right, Yeah, shocking, Michael. At least you always
Speaker 1: have your Facebook memory though, right, Yeah, it's gonna pop
Speaker 1: up year after year on that day in the morning,
Speaker 1: text in at seven eight, five nine two says Facebook
Speaker 1: ruins another relationship. It's broken Jewil in the morning, talking
Speaker 1: about today's second date updates, dude named Michael wanted to
Speaker 1: call a girl named Dane. They met at a party.
Speaker 1: His friends actually bet him that he couldn't get a
Speaker 1: date with her, and he did. He thought the reason
Speaker 1: she wasn't calling back was because he forgot her name
Speaker 1: on their first date, but the real reason she wasn't
Speaker 1: called back was because one of his buddies was there
Speaker 1: Facebook living the whole thing. And then she went to
Speaker 1: his Facebook page and saw he was tagged in the
Speaker 1: video and had no interest in going out with him.
Speaker 1: It's good and it's really dorky. Yeah, Like, do you
Speaker 1: never go on a date man? Like act like you've
Speaker 1: been there before. It sounds like he doesn't very much
Speaker 1: and probably isn't going to be going on any anytime soon. Remember,
Speaker 1: if you want to do a second date update, all
Speaker 1: you have to do is email the show and we
Speaker 1: will call the person who didn't call you back Movie
Speaker 1: ninety two point five