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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call. The other day, we got

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Speaker 1: an email from a guy whose roommate owns and manages

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Speaker 1: a local haunted house, and apparently he came home the

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Speaker 1: other night really frustrated and said, I swear if one

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Speaker 1: more customer asked me a stupid question, I am going

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Speaker 1: to lose it. So is the blood reel? Apparently he

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Speaker 1: has a pretty short fuse right now, and we're going

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Speaker 1: to take advantage of that by having Timid Benjamin call

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Speaker 1: to ask him a few simple but definitely irritating questions.

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Speaker 1: I'm frustrated for you. It's your special Halloween themed phone

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Speaker 1: tapp right now on the twenties. Thanks for calling me,

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Speaker 1: Doctor House of Powers. This is Sean speaking. How may

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Speaker 1: I help you? Hello? Is this is this the Haunted House? Yes?

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Speaker 1: This is the Hearted House. Can I help you? It's something? Um? Yes,

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Speaker 1: my name is Benjamin, that's spelled b E and Jamin.

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Speaker 1: Hi Benjamin, Do you have a question or something? We

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Speaker 1: have tickets available on the website. Yes, I saw that um.

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Speaker 1: I was wondering. Is um is the haunted house scary?

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Speaker 1: Is it scary? Is the hanted House scary? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: would I would say, yes, it's a hearted house on

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Speaker 1: a scale of like one to sixty nine. How scary

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Speaker 1: is it the scale of one to sixty dollars? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how to answer that. I guess.

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Speaker 1: I guess somewhere in the sixties because it's pretty scar

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Do you have a lot of questions?

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Speaker 1: Because you know there's a frequently asked question this area

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Speaker 1: on the website. You know you can go in there

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Speaker 1: and check it out. Well, it didn't answer this question.

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Speaker 1: Am I allowed to bring my emotional support wolf with me? What?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Man? My emotion? What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? Dude? Like an emotional support wolf named Bloodlust.

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Speaker 1: He's he's a rescue from the dark forest in Germany.

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Speaker 1: Rescue him. Hey, listen, dude, you can't you can't bring

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Speaker 1: your wolf. Okay, there's actors in there, there's people in there.

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Speaker 1: No animals allowed, Jack, all right, TSA, let me take

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Speaker 1: them on a plane recently. Well, I don't care what

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Speaker 1: TSA says. There's no animals allowed, but I figured if

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Speaker 1: they did, then your Mickey Mouse organization would be cool.

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Speaker 1: You're so disrespectful right now. I spent a lot of

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Speaker 1: time on phone with you trying to answer your questions.

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Speaker 1: She's doing a good questions. Well, the customer and the

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Speaker 1: customer is always right. I'm the customer. Have you ever

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Speaker 1: heard the same before? The customer is always dumb? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Are you talking about me? Are you talking to you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm talking because you about you? My wolf blood lust

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Speaker 1: got angry. Your wolf blood lust got angry. Yeah, all right, budd,

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Speaker 1: this call is dark. It sure is because I just

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Speaker 1: beasted you so bad. What did you say to me?

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, from the sounds of your voice, it

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Speaker 1: sounds like I could take you. From the sounds of

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Speaker 1: my voice, it sounds like what I could take you

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Speaker 1: down downtown my voice. You listen, I'm gonna I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: guarantee you if we throw hands, it's not gonna be

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Speaker 1: good for you. Trust me when I tell you. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that come find out that's what my nephew thought. I

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Speaker 1: showed him right after he beat me in Super Mario

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Speaker 1: cart Look, dude, I don't have time for this right here, man,

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Speaker 1: I just go you shut up. I'm I'm talking now.

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Speaker 1: You don't demand the floor. This is my business. You

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Speaker 1: don't tell me when it talking. You're the one that

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Speaker 1: called my phone. Oh yeah, I'm gonna punch you right right.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna punch me in it. Yeah, you're gonna punch

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Speaker 1: me in it. All right, Come on here, I got

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Speaker 1: something for you writing the cranberry. Are we done here, Jack, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're done once I tell you that you're on the radio. No,

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Speaker 1: there's no radio here. All right, come down here so

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Speaker 1: you can get you okay. Yeah, I got some cranberries

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Speaker 1: for you. No, I'm being serious, dude, you really are

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Speaker 1: on the radio. My real name is Jeff from the

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Speaker 1: radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call on you. You Jeff. It's not It

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Speaker 1: wasn't our idea. Your buddy Ethan set you up. He said,

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Speaker 1: you get a ton of dumb questions from the guests

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Speaker 1: who come to your haunted house, and he wanted to

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Speaker 1: push you over the edge. He thought Timid Benjamin would

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Speaker 1: really show you what's up. That's Benjamin b. E jam

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Speaker 1: get you good when I punched you every morning, The

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Speaker 1: twenty Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning