1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:04,520 Speaker 1: Two hopeless theaters, one dating app. Then there's you guys, 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:05,240 Speaker 1: swipe right. 3 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,400 Speaker 2: The question is. 4 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,719 Speaker 1: Whose love life is more tragic. 5 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:14,000 Speaker 2: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,600 Speaker 3: It's the dating game show that just invented a new 7 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:19,600 Speaker 3: vibrating love seat called the couch Potte. 8 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:23,919 Speaker 2: Oh today with Battle of. 9 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,560 Speaker 3: The Tinder Day, where two of our listeners go head 10 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 3: to head to find out whose dating life is the 11 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 3: most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just a second, 12 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:35,240 Speaker 3: but first let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, her 13 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 3: wildest celebrity fantasy is hopping into a bubble bath and 14 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:42,559 Speaker 3: playing with Ernie's rubber ducky while Bert holds the camera. 15 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 3: That's why she's known as Sesame Stephanie. 16 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 2: You're the one. 17 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 3: In the other corner, she flirts exclusively using Harry Potter 18 00:00:58,840 --> 00:00:59,920 Speaker 3: spells and charms. 19 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 2: Oh my god, both of these kids of age. That's 20 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 2: how to get into her chamber of secrets. Hallomora Laura 21 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:13,520 Speaker 2: oy guy. Okay, here's how the game works. 22 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,559 Speaker 3: One contestant we'll start by telling one of their worst 23 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 3: date stories, and then the other will try and counter 24 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,399 Speaker 3: with the nightmare story of their own. We're going back 25 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:21,759 Speaker 3: and forth the three rounds here until we declare a winner. 26 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 3: We're going to start things off with Sesame Stephanie, let's go. 27 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:26,240 Speaker 2: Okay. 28 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:27,920 Speaker 1: So, like I was with the guy at a bar 29 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 1: who said he had a game for us to play 30 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 1: while we were sitting there, like, like, I thought it 31 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,679 Speaker 1: was like a card game, right, okayyah, sounds fun, right, normal? 32 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,479 Speaker 3: But no, he wanted us to take turns guessing the. 33 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,319 Speaker 1: Weight of people around us. 34 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 2: Oh my god, and how do you win that? Do 35 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 2: you have to go ask the person. 36 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 1: Part. He would literally go over to them and he'd 37 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 1: be like, excuse me, but my date thinks you weigh 38 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: two thirties. 39 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 2: You actually guessed? 40 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: Well, of course, I guess. I'm not gonna sit there 41 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 1: not play. I feel like she's only bitter because she 42 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 1: lost count don't listen. I met a guy who told 43 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 1: me he wanted to go to Vegas on. 44 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:16,200 Speaker 2: Our first day, on your first day on the first day. 45 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,720 Speaker 1: I was like, are you crazy? He was like, no, 46 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: come on, let's do it. And I was like, okay, sure, whatever. 47 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: Adventure guy. He bought the tickets for us, and I 48 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: met him at the airport and guess what what I 49 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 1: saw him at the airport. He was being handcuffed and 50 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 1: apparently he's not allowed on a plane for another seven years. 51 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,600 Speaker 1: I have no clue. I just took off. 52 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 2: Use your ticket to Vegas. No, I don't think she 53 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:51,960 Speaker 2: took off on the plane. 54 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 1: They take off the airport. 55 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, on the round too. So Stephanie, we're back 56 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 2: to you. Okay. 57 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: So this guy in by me to a baseball game 58 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 1: and we ended up driving, but we didn't go to 59 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 1: a stadium like. We went to a field like near 60 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 1: a park. And I was like, like I was confused 61 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 1: and like a little nervous too. And then he said, well, 62 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,800 Speaker 1: we're gonna go watch a little vague game. 63 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 2: Was his kid playing. 64 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,359 Speaker 1: All six of his kids were playing. 65 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 2: He knows what he's doing. Yeah, he's like left, center 66 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 2: and right. Those are the only ones that aren't mine. 67 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 2: He kids me, your new mom, Alimoor and Laura that 68 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 2: he just turned enough can you keep up? 69 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: So I went on a date at a plus one 70 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 1: to a wedding, okay, And when it was like super 71 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 1: quiet during one of the speeches, my date pass gas 72 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 1: like super loud to the point that everyone looked at 73 00:03:51,280 --> 00:04:00,160 Speaker 1: us and Jerk blame it on me. 74 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,480 Speaker 3: We're going to our third and final round here. We 75 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 3: need your best stories, ladies, So Stephanie give it to us. 76 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 1: Okay. We went to an Italian restaurant and I ordered 77 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 1: spaghetti and he asked if we could, like qt do 78 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,480 Speaker 1: the lady in tramp things. 79 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:21,200 Speaker 3: O god, yeah, oh god, this is gonna get all 80 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 3: over your top. 81 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 1: Right, But I was like, okay, it's kind of cute, 82 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: like it's kind of gross. Okay, yeah, my clothes. But 83 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 1: I'd already been drinking. 84 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:31,159 Speaker 2: Wine, so I was like, sure, why not okay buying it? 85 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,919 Speaker 1: He got. I guess you got a whiff of pepper 86 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:40,119 Speaker 1: or something needs pasta sauce all over my sake. 87 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:46,560 Speaker 2: Oh my god. That is also his worst day ever. 88 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:53,960 Speaker 2: That's terrible, Laura, this is your last chance. 89 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:56,719 Speaker 1: Wow that wow? 90 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:01,560 Speaker 2: Okay, don't give up, all right? 91 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,839 Speaker 1: So I went out with a super big guy, like 92 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 1: a gym rapped through and we go back to his 93 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,280 Speaker 1: place and he opens the door and the floor is 94 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 1: covered in legos, in legos le legos. Yeah, freeware? 95 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 2: Is he like a lego maniac guy? 96 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 1: No? I thought he had kids, you know, Like I 97 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:21,040 Speaker 1: asked him. 98 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,159 Speaker 2: I was like, do you have kids? 99 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,080 Speaker 1: Why you didn't tell me? He's like, no, no, no, no. 100 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 1: I put these legos down on purpose to build toughness, 101 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:35,440 Speaker 1: and I'm like whatever. Yeah. He then proceeds to take 102 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:39,240 Speaker 1: off his shoes and he literally walk over to the 103 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 1: kitchen like you open like an injured animal. You know. 104 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 2: He's like, by the way, don't go to the bathroom. 105 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 2: There's hot holes on the Wow what mask Bill means? 106 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,520 Speaker 2: It's over. We need to score this. 107 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 3: Alexis who wins in Stephanie for the sneezing pasta. 108 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,200 Speaker 1: You got one, Brook, Yes, six kids in the spaghetti 109 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,560 Speaker 1: sneeze Stephanie, for sure. 110 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,279 Speaker 3: That's decided to Congratulations Sesame Stephanie. 111 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:11,120 Speaker 2: Ye, very exciting. You're proud of your sad dating if 112 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 2: you did it. 113 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 3: Congratulations. That was Battle of the tender dates. We got 114 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:15,800 Speaker 3: your phonesap coming up right 115 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:19,040 Speaker 1: After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.