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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini ever sel.

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Speaker 2: There it is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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Speaker 2: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.

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Speaker 3: Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets

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Speaker 3: of black conspiracy.

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Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove the theories that you

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Speaker 2: motherfuckers have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode. We

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Speaker 2: have an email. We got an email from a person

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Speaker 2: named Alex. Alex sent us a very long, very hefty email.

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Speaker 3: I skimmed it, you skimmed it.

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Speaker 2: But the subject line reads USA Army using video games

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Speaker 2: to recruit black youth question mark exclamation point. So a

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Speaker 2: very a very damn I mean, if true subject line

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Speaker 2: right from the start, right and Alex says, greeting the

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Speaker 2: most hanced to the most handsome men talented guys to

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Speaker 2: ever hosts a podcast, Thank you, and they go on

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Speaker 2: to say I needed to draw your attention to something

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Speaker 2: that piqued my interest when I encountered video game ads

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Speaker 2: that included digital avatars of very famous rappers holding some

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Speaker 2: big ass guns. Turns out that right now you can

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Speaker 2: fire up Call of Duty and become the three D

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Speaker 2: embodiment of Snoop Doggie, dog, Nicki minaj Or twenty one Savage,

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Speaker 2: down to their voices and everything. I think these goddamn

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Speaker 2: video game makers are in cahoots with the US Army.

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Speaker 2: They're using the likeness of popular black rappers to convince

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Speaker 2: kids that it is cool and fun to be a

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Speaker 2: part of the armed forces. The entertainment industry has definitely

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Speaker 2: been glamorizing the military industrial complex for a long time,

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Speaker 2: but these recent developments have shown me that the man

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Speaker 2: is really giving his all to yasify Western imperial Listen.

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Speaker 3: First of all, Yochsterir Leicester has nothing to do with this.

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Speaker 3: He's a good it's a good man. So I don't understand.

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Speaker 3: Have you seen these comming I never see. It's just

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Speaker 3: like it's like two chains playing Call of Duty.

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Speaker 2: I guess what he's saying is that, uh, that it's

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Speaker 2: not about just the commercial. He's saying that in the

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Speaker 2: game itself, you have the option to play as Snoop

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Speaker 2: Dogg with all the weaponry that a military person would have.

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Speaker 3: Oh, but they don't give you the option to.

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Speaker 2: Be Garth Brooks.

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Speaker 3: There we go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, as you say, Taylor Swift, Yeah no, that's that's

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Speaker 2: not an option. It's it's uh.

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Speaker 3: Ah, I like where your head's I mean, what do

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Speaker 3: you think? What do you go first? What do you think?

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Speaker 2: So to the question of whether or not I believe

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Speaker 2: that this is meant to be recruitment, I do. I

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Speaker 2: of evidence in every facet of our society that military

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Speaker 2: and certainly like the US government supports military propaganda, that

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Speaker 2: they're trying to constantly get poor people and young people

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Speaker 2: and whoever they can't aim for to sign up for

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Speaker 2: this shit, and that's underwritten and everything we do. The

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Speaker 2: fact that we stand for the national anthem during fucking

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Speaker 2: basketball games and shit is crazy.

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Speaker 3: Did you ever not stand? Though?

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Speaker 2: So I grew up in a house where we didn't Standah,

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Speaker 2: military bro, and it it gets real wild.

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Speaker 3: I bet it goes fucked up. I bet it goes crazy.

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Speaker 2: Because my dad he meant that shit, and we would

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Speaker 2: go to basketball games and it just be me and

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Speaker 2: that white man sitting next to me.

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Speaker 3: I everybody even wonders what you guys are doing that.

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Speaker 2: And they're already confused about what's happening here, Like that

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Speaker 2: white man and his foster child are not standing for

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Speaker 3: Good your dad though, you know, I like that that

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Speaker 3: he stuffed his guns like that.

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Speaker 2: He's here and he never will. He's not gonna stand

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Speaker 2: for this ship. He's not gonna play around in it,

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Speaker 3: I love that I met your dad. Nice guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love him, But but yeah, it gets fucking embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: That's hard though, that's a hard stance. That's like, that's

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Speaker 3: how you know he was with the ship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really no, He's like, I'm not playing

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Speaker 3: Like which That's where it gets scary though, because that is.

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Speaker 2: But that's what I'm saying. I think they they all,

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Speaker 2: we all get raised to believe that shit that somehow

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Speaker 2: we are besmirching the honor of this country by not

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Speaker 2: like you know what I mean, serving at it. It's

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Speaker 3: I don't call the flag pussy. They look at you

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Speaker 3: got them love it. I mean I never I always stood,

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Speaker 3: but I remember because you know, yeah, we were both

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Speaker 3: A bunch of kids wearing black didn't stand up, and

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Speaker 3: I remember because I didn't give a shit, but I

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Speaker 2: She's like, do you remember when those devils didn't stand boat?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? It was like but it was like because I

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Speaker 2: It, Like yeah, I'm I that's I think in part

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like, yeah, that's how I felt.

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Speaker 2: I was like, wait, what, like nine to eleven was

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Speaker 2: the besmirching of our honorable count you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Like I never even thought about it from that angle.

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Speaker 2: No, And instead there's a lot of people who I

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like I always presumed that

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Speaker 2: the Republicans were just manipulating us with those stances. But

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Speaker 2: it became like people who fervently like yelled at me

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Speaker 2: It's like, oh, this is oh y'all are nuts, all right?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: Right? Oh? Okay. I think it's also though, but to

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Speaker 3: be fair, my mom's not from here and your dad

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Speaker 3: we already were gonna be dissolusioned by you know what

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I never had a chance to believe in

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Speaker 2: this country in a way that maybe wouldn't you know

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Speaker 2: also like fucking around with like socialist ideas, although not

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Speaker 2: like nearly as practicing as my father was. And it's

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Speaker 2: like my dad's you know, he believes in this more

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Speaker 2: than anybody I've ever met. What am I gonna do?

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Speaker 2: Become a fucking sergeant?

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Speaker 3: That would be Do you think there was any situation

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Speaker 3: where you ever would have turned and done that? Like

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Speaker 3: like a police officer or something.

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Speaker 2: I think that would have been my father's greatest disappointment.

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that he's that type of dude who

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Speaker 2: Like I think he just sort of is like, no,

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Speaker 2: this is what my kids are, it is what it is.

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm at peace to approach at least. But I

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Speaker 2: do think if I joined the military, he would have

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Speaker 3: Damn letting your father down and serve your country. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And that, you know what, not enough twenty twenty specials

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Speaker 3: Nobody ever talks about it for real. Yeah, never comes up,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he joined the military, and we fucking hate it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't think my parents would have been They

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Speaker 3: would have got it less than they got stand up comedy,

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Speaker 3: which was not much. You know what, I gotta what

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Speaker 3: the are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Okay, hey, big man with the gun.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't tell about don't tell them about our taxes.

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Speaker 3: I'm just kid. My whole family pays taxes.

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Speaker 2: Uncle Sam, you know, Uncle Sam's always listening.

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Speaker 3: He's not not listening. That's fair. Come on, you're a communist,

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Speaker 3: you know it.

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Speaker 2: I guess I do believe in it. Alex goes on

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Speaker 2: to say, I've done a bit of light research. I'll

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Speaker 2: leave the heavy lifting to the experts. That's a bad

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Speaker 3: Research.

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Speaker 2: You're doing it. And there seems to be a pretty

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Speaker 2: concentrated effort for US Army recruiters to target gamers, especially

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Speaker 2: having these black icons portrayed in this way is great

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Speaker 2: for the army, but ultimately detrimental for the black community. Also,

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Speaker 2: their selection of rappers feels like some old white guys

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Speaker 3: I mean, I wish I had like a good counterpoint,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think it's It feels fairly pretty obvious

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Speaker 2: meant to soften your discomfort with the idea of militarized violence.

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Speaker 3: What I get annoyed with it. Within this whole thing

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Speaker 3: is like how easy rappers give it up? Bro? You

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Speaker 3: ever noticed you everyone? I watch a lot of documentaries

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Speaker 3: about scams and shit like that. It's always it's always

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Speaker 3: Rick Ross. And he was like, we knew it was

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Speaker 3: a scam then so and so through a party and

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Speaker 2: Here's my other issue. And I think that for years,

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Speaker 2: the streets, they are surviving, they are making it out

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Speaker 3: Longer than he he's been rich.

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Speaker 2: He has been famous, he has been educated in every

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Speaker 3: Come on, that's what came.

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Speaker 3: Yeah rappers, Ronald Reagan of musicians.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, y'all will I'll pop that pussy for any

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Speaker 3: It's every time they make a scam and rappers. That's

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Speaker 2: What's so funny is that I just this morning was

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Speaker 3: And there's a bunch of people being like, Nigga, you

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Speaker 2: He's like, nah, but I'm trying to educate my communion.

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Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, but you're taking the money right, like.

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Speaker 2: Say you're ranked. It's like it's just a massive, massive

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest, I don't believe famous people when

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Speaker 2: In that supercut, there was a video where Envy it

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Speaker 3: Have you seen the clip where he's like, yeah, he'sar

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Speaker 3: went to prison. That's where he learned about real estate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Like, yeah, no, that's not where you learn

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Speaker 2: about real estate. You don't own anything?

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Speaker 3: No you what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: This is the one time where you literally don't own anything.

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Speaker 3: Yeah I don't. Yeah, that shit was like I don't

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Speaker 2: Do you maybe this isn't a fair line of questioning.

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Speaker 2: It probably doesn't matter. Do you believe DJ Envy when

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Speaker 2: Yeah, his cut was too big for his knowledge to

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Speaker 3: No, we weren't ligning our community.

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Speaker 2: But we were business partners.

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Speaker 3: But hey, you know, get all of you.

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Speaker 2: You work for a while, and I worked for a while,

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Speaker 2: and and you know, the breakfast club had this run.

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe Charlemagne will call you collect every once in

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Speaker 3: I think that's what's gonna happen. Yeah, I don't have

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Speaker 3: a correct call from Blank County Correction Facility.

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Speaker 2: J Envy.

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Speaker 3: And Angela, Ye.

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Speaker 2: Charlemagney, God, we are at the Breakfast Club.

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Speaker 3: I always never understood how the how you got that job?

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Speaker 3: He made sense, and Charlemagne made sense. I never understood how.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because she was on. I had known of her

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Speaker 3: just like always online saying wild shit. I had never

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Speaker 2: I think for me, both Angela Yee and DJ Envy

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Speaker 3: He was at the Breakfast Club.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I think the other two are real useless dumb

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Speaker 2: that's that, Yeah, I think. So it wouldn't have been

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Speaker 2: it wouldn't have had anything. And there's never been a

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Speaker 3: That. That's true, that's true. Well, what do you think

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Speaker 3: I think we've done it? I just I don't know.

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Speaker 2: No, I think I think Alex, it feels fairly obvious. Obviously,

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Speaker 2: that makes perfect sense to me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the only issue is these nerds aren't going to

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Speaker 2: Don't even know that they're going to give a fuck

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Speaker 3: At that point.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we're moving into a way a world

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Speaker 2: where like basic training doesn't matter the same way it

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Speaker 2: gonna like have sections of the shit where it's just like,

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Speaker 2: but we're good, he can he can come all right. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm with that. Yeah, they're gonna figure it out. Well, shit,

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Speaker 2: that's that, Alex. I hope this was satiating for you.

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Speaker 2: I hope hope all of it felt good. Boy. You

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Speaker 2: and what cool shit you have going on?

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Speaker 3: Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram. I don't have

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Speaker 3: too much coming up January twelfth and thirteenth. I'm going

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Speaker 3: to be at Hilarities in Cleveland November twelfth, November Back

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Speaker 3: the Denver Comedy Works. And that's about it for now,

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Speaker 2: Fuck yeah. November tenth and eleventh, you can see me

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is is because sometimes hurting it you know

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Speaker 3: you're alive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh it still matter.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, all right, I just like to feel.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, that's that's the whole thing. Bye, bitch, Look

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