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Speaker 1: point five. Hello, Hi, I was looking for Monica. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Monica. Hi Monica. My name is Scott Tatton.

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Speaker 1: I'm on the board for the homeowners Association. How are

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Speaker 1: you doing today? I'm good? How are you not too bad?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for asking? Um wanted to give you a call.

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Speaker 1: I know that you're new to the neighborhood and welcome.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Sorry, we haven't met in person yet. Normally

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Speaker 1: I like to drop buy into a little handshake face

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Speaker 1: to FaceTime, but I haven't been so busy lately. Yeah, yeah, Well,

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Speaker 1: the reason for my call today, if you have a moment,

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Speaker 1: is that Halloween is coming up and it's kind of

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Speaker 1: a big thing in our little community. Oh yeah, I heard.

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Speaker 1: I heard about that. Ye have good, good, good. Well.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to go over some of the rules and

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Speaker 1: regulations if you plan on participating in our Halloween festivities. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's not anything like crazy right. Oh no, no, nothing

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Speaker 1: too bad. Yeah, we like to give everybody the lowdown

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Speaker 1: because as the homeowners association, we like to make sure

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Speaker 1: everybody's on the same page. Okay, just make sure you

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Speaker 1: plan on bringing the little ones out and that somebody

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Speaker 1: is home to hand out treats. Don't want to be greedy, Dewey, No,

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Speaker 1: we don't. We don't. Also, one little thing that we

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Speaker 1: do differently, make sure you have two bowls at the door,

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Speaker 1: one for candy and one for veggies. Everyone's supposed to

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Speaker 1: have a candy bawl and a veggie bowl. Yes, let

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Speaker 1: me clarify, I'm sorry. Our community really likes to promote

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Speaker 1: a healthy DMI body mass index. Are you familiar with that?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, so if you see a chubbier top

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Speaker 1: waddling down the road, make sure to give them a

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Speaker 1: veggie and not a suite. Wait are you SERI? Well,

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Speaker 1: we have to watch out for the portly ones, don't

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Speaker 1: we whoa okay, what portly ones? That's that's inappropriate. You're

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Speaker 1: asking me to judge children when they come to my door.

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Speaker 1: I mean I believe you would do that that That

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Speaker 1: is really inappropriate. I'm not asking you to judge children.

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Speaker 1: I'm not you're asking me to judge children. You're asking

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Speaker 1: me to judge their weight and give them either candy

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Speaker 1: or a veggie. I'm not asking you to judge them.

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Speaker 1: I mean, well, it's it's very it's very obvious. You like,

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Speaker 1: how would you I mean, if you were a fat

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Speaker 1: kid and you went to somebody's door and you got

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Speaker 1: a veggie on Halloween? How would you feel? You know

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Speaker 1: what I would do. I would shake your hand. I

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Speaker 1: would shake your hand, maybe not at the moment, but

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Speaker 1: years later when my BMI was of a normal person

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Speaker 1: and I would thank God. I would shake your hand

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Speaker 1: and I would say, thank you for setting me up

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Speaker 1: for success. Oh really, that's what you would do that?

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think you probably have years

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Speaker 1: of therapy getting over that somebody thought you were fat

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Speaker 1: when you were six years old and this as a clown,

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Speaker 1: and that is possible, and I don't frown on therapy.

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Speaker 1: But after my therapy, I would come back to you

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Speaker 1: and say thank you. It's because of you I can't

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Speaker 1: do this. And you're saying the whole neighborhood does this.

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Speaker 1: The entire neighborhood has two bowls of candy and veggie Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: the entire neighborhood. Yes, we do because we want to

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Speaker 1: make sure that the kids in our community have a

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Speaker 1: healthy BMI. You know what, I think the kids BMI

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Speaker 1: should be up to the parents to decide, not some

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Speaker 1: homeowners association. Well, okay, you're not a charge of my

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Speaker 1: son's health. I am I'm the parent. Well, we at

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Speaker 1: the homeowners association feel like where everybody's parents, it's our job.

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Speaker 1: You're not. We pay a fee to live there. You're

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Speaker 1: not parenting right, and you will pay a fee if

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Speaker 1: you don't adhere by our veggie bowl rule. Oh what

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Speaker 1: do you charge? What do you charge for me not

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Speaker 1: partaking in this ridiculous event? What do you charge if

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Speaker 1: we catch you handing out sugary candy to one of

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Speaker 1: our larger children? Yeah? What are you going to do?

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Speaker 1: You will be fined seventy five dollars per a fence. Ma'am, Well,

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Speaker 1: maybe that's a charge I want to take up. Maybe

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to drop seventy five hundred dollars just

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Speaker 1: to show you what is all right. I've seen I've

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Speaker 1: seen the car out front of your house, and you

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Speaker 1: clearly don't have that much money, So let's just get

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Speaker 1: off of that whole scenario. Wow, Wow, you did not

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Speaker 1: just say that you will? Well I thought it, and

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Speaker 1: then once I thought it was out on the lips

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Speaker 1: and into the air, so I sort of did say it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you know what, We've had an awesome three months, the

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Speaker 1: first three months that we've been there, but we are

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Speaker 1: not going to live in a neighborhood where where you're

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Speaker 1: not supporting the growth of our children at whatever phase

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Speaker 1: they're in. Well you're not. Let me ask you any question.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever had a coin before? Have I ever

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Speaker 1: had a coin? Yes, yes, I've seen a coin. What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? Well, a coin has two sides,

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Speaker 1: doesn't it. So your side thinks that you're helping children

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Speaker 1: out by giving them sugary candies. My side thinks that

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Speaker 1: we're helping them by giving veggies. And unfortunately I'm in

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Speaker 1: charge of the homeowners association, so my side of the

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Speaker 1: coin wins. I don't even know who you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: You're talking gibbers right now. I can't even understand. I

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Speaker 1: don't have time for this the right It's probably because

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Speaker 1: it work, It's probably because this is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: And it's gotten a little out of control, and I

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Speaker 1: couldn't think of anything else to say. Okay, what this is.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewil from brook and Jewil in the

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Speaker 1: Morning doing a phone tap on you. Your husband PJ

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Speaker 1: set you up? Oh my god, wait are you It's

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Speaker 1: a joke, right. He told me that you guys just

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Speaker 1: moved into a new development and the homeowners association is

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Speaker 1: kind of all up in your business, so he wanted

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Speaker 1: me to mess with you. Well, hey, you won't have

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Speaker 1: to move as long as you get that veggie bowl

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Speaker 1: for Halloween. Okay, all right, you take care. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with Jewil taps five