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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Weyday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, how are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm looking for Jeremy. Yeah, this is him. Hey, neighbor, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I don't think we've ever met. Names Pete Aikins and

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Speaker 1: I live a few farmers down from you. Okay, how

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Speaker 1: can I help you? So? Hey, I um got some

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Speaker 1: packages and some male supposed to be delivered to you,

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Speaker 1: delivered to my casa. Oh my god. Yeah, it's been

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Speaker 1: happening all the time. Everybody in the complex has been

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Speaker 1: getting my mail. I have no idea why that is.

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Speaker 1: But um, so, how did you get my number? By

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Speaker 1: the way, Oh it's easy. It's some of your credit

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Speaker 1: card statement there. Do you open my mail? Well? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was delivered to my place. I didn't know what

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Speaker 1: to do. I didn't know whose it was. I went

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Speaker 1: ahead and opened it up and I figured out I

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Speaker 1: looked at it that I was legal, by the way,

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Speaker 1: and that's highly confidential. It has my name and my

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Speaker 1: address on Yeah. You're not to do that. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: guess I could have just walked down and knocked on

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Speaker 1: your door. Huh, but I live Yeah, what was your

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Speaker 1: name again, Pete. And where do you live? What apartment?

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Speaker 1: Just a few apartments down yet I don't know if

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Speaker 1: I actually want to tell you exactly where, because you

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Speaker 1: don't sound very happy with me, Pete. I'm gonna find out,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna handle this with the apartment and the police,

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Speaker 1: because that is totally unacceptable. You could have just taken

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Speaker 1: the mail like everybody else does and handed it to me. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: you know I didn't think about that, and that's why.

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Speaker 1: You know, one thing, I'm really glad that I was

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Speaker 1: able to connect because I do want to give you

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Speaker 1: your mail, and I also want to kind of you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm a financial analyst and I want to go for

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Speaker 1: some of your spending habits because I think this credit

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Speaker 1: card bills less like a credit card bills as thick

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Speaker 1: as a bible. Stop. You are crazy, Okay? Do you

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Speaker 1: understand that is not normal behavior? I mean, I don't

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Speaker 1: think you should be talking to your one of your

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Speaker 1: shirt buddies like that buddies shirt buddy a shirt, twin pants,

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Speaker 1: twin two. What are you talking about? What? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What saying? Because I got your packages at my house,

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Speaker 1: opened up your mail to get your phone numbers, so

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Speaker 1: your credit card bill. And then I was looking, and

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Speaker 1: then there was also are you well? I was. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to see how clothes that cost as much as

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Speaker 1: you spin on him feel. And I took it out

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Speaker 1: and would you know, we're the same size exactly. And

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Speaker 1: I gotta say, the stuff you got is nice anyway,

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Speaker 1: I folded it backed up, and it's in the bag.

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Speaker 1: You are paying for those clothes. Okay, you're paying for those.

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Speaker 1: Now there's yours. Now you're I guess, yeah, I guess

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Speaker 1: I should probably pay for some of them because I

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Speaker 1: did have it. Okay, full disclosure, I had a hot

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Speaker 1: date and I didn't have any clothes that I thought

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Speaker 1: were cool enough, and so I put on one of

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Speaker 1: the outfits that you got, and guess what, Oh my,

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Speaker 1: it sealed the deal. I'm gonna get you know what.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and keep that, um, you know

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Speaker 1: that outfit. I'll pay you for it, that outfit that

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Speaker 1: I wore on the date, because I don't think you're

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Speaker 1: gonna want to get that back, because I got that

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Speaker 1: one rather dirty in a good way, in a good way.

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Speaker 1: But I don't think you're gonna want those clothes back

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Speaker 1: at all. I don't want any of those clothes back.

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Speaker 1: And I'm gonna show you for going through my nail,

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Speaker 1: and the judge will sentence you for maximum one to

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Speaker 1: three years. Okay, I know my law. Wow, all that

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Speaker 1: you can get all that for just doing a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call? That seems rather harsh. Yeah, that seems like

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Speaker 1: a big, big sentence for a prank phone call, because

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your roommate Quinn say, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god, are you serious. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: a joke. He said that you've been getting mail delivered

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Speaker 1: all over your apartment complex and you were complaining about

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Speaker 1: not getting some clothes stuff the other day. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: you know for real where my clothes are? Oh? The

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Speaker 1: ones you order? Yeah, I'm wearing them right now, shirt buddy.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. The Jebel Show on demand