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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of friend

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Speaker 1: BA opening Zeite. Mama, there go that man, Mama, there

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Speaker 1: goes that podcaster. Ah that short show titled courtesy of

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Speaker 1: one Miles Gray. Yeah, we still got it.

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Speaker 2: Ben yamaban Yama, he's gonna. I can't wait just seeing

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Speaker 2: You saw that clip of Kevin Garnett and Paul Piers

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Speaker 2: talking about him.

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't see it the.

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Speaker 2: Way Kevin Garnett is like so jealous of him and

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Speaker 2: they're talking about how Thomas Bryant's reaction shows you what's

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Speaker 2: about to happen in the league. He's like, don't know,

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Speaker 2: He's like and he's seven five.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got lable eight foot wingspan, seven foot five.

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Speaker 1: I think the video that made me. We've talked about

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Speaker 1: him before, but the seven foot five number one draft

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Speaker 1: pick in the NBA. Uh French guy Victor wemben Yama,

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Speaker 1: who has looked incredible in the preseason games, and I

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Speaker 1: just saw a video of him like stretching. That was

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Speaker 1: the one that. Yeah. Super producer Jabbari of our NBA

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Speaker 1: show Miles and Jack on mat Boost, he sent over

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Speaker 1: a stretching video. He's he's the flexible he is Limber,

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Speaker 1: Limbert Limbert. He yeah, he so that makes me feel

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Speaker 1: better about his durability. Yeah yeah. The NBA season opens

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Speaker 1: up with Lakers v. The defending champ Nuggets and who else?

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Speaker 1: We got got the Suns, the the how you say,

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Speaker 1: Golden State Warriors? Yep, yep. So exciting night of basketball,

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Speaker 1: exciting week. I can't wait to watch webbing Yama. In

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Speaker 1: his opener, it's it's weird. There's a there's a thing

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Speaker 1: like people aren't wanting to admit that, Like, I don't

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Speaker 1: think his first game is going to be nationally televised. Maybe. Oh,

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Speaker 1: like I heard like one of one of the NBA

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Speaker 1: people be like yet, oh, Bill Simmons, like the probably

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Speaker 1: the most famous, like you know, person covering the NBA.

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Speaker 1: NBA writer was like, yeah, Wembiyama is an interesting wrinkle,

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Speaker 1: like interesting rink wrinkle. Oh it is Okay, his first

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Speaker 1: game is going to be on ESPN, So that's okay,

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Speaker 1: that's the least exciting Dallas San Antonio ESPN tomorrow night.

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Speaker 1: You know us NBA heads.

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Speaker 2: What a way to but what if a wrinkle? Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: just put I get it. You're you're worried that your

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Speaker 2: boy Jalen can't go left this season, so you're gonna

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Speaker 2: cast his pursions on Victor web.

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Speaker 1: We get it. No, he's I mean, everybody's pretty excited,

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Speaker 1: but like I think everybody wants to just be like

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Speaker 1: cautious and be like, I'm not gonna what I'm going

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Speaker 1: to get excited and I have given given myself fully

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Speaker 1: over to my childlike wonder when the victory Webbin, Yuma.

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Speaker 2: Honestly know what, Like I think, if you're holding like

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Speaker 2: why hold back, especially just as a viewer unless your

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Speaker 2: job is to be to get it right. And again,

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Speaker 2: no one's gonna fucking be like, oh you were right,

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Speaker 2: you were wrong about Victor Webbin. You're excited and happy

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Speaker 2: about him on y'all let him live, let us be excited.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but anyways, very very interesting time for the

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Speaker 1: trend b A on this opening site. I'm Jack, that's Miles.

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Speaker 1: Here are some of the things that are trending. Let's

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Speaker 1: go Cranberry juice challenge. Yeah, what the fuck? Swish it

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Speaker 1: and then see all the bugs that are in your mouth. Miles.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh. It's unclear how this works, if this works,

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Speaker 1: if this is real, but there is a TikTok video

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Speaker 1: with cranberry juice spit out uh, and it looks like

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Speaker 1: there's like stuff in the dish and then they pour yeah,

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Speaker 1: pure alcohol on it, and the whatever's in the dish

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Speaker 2: Seventy percent ISO. Shout out to my people out there

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Speaker 2: maintaining glass pieces. You know, you keep the ISO on you.

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Speaker 2: But the narration or like the it's a parent with

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Speaker 2: a child, so let's set the table here, and he's

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Speaker 2: saying that, like you can see all the bugs that

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Speaker 1: Is what?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like how it's sort of proposed and this little

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Speaker 2: kid swishes some fucking juice around, spits it on a plate.

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Speaker 2: They add isoprobe alcohol and like there's just like there's

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Speaker 2: this looks like a kid who hasn't brushed his damn

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Speaker 2: like the shit he's spitting out is right there. Like

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Speaker 2: I've never swished my mouth with anything and seen this

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Speaker 2: unless I just ate a bunch of like, you know,

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Speaker 2: fucking food or something like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gross, like the medical the scientific literature is

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Speaker 1: unclear as of yet. Like basically the comments are split

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Speaker 1: only person who's like, no, that's just mouth bugs, dog,

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Speaker 1: that's just what is going on in your mouth is

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Speaker 1: the person who uploaded the video.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and also I believe refers to themselves as a

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Speaker 2: surveillance pro.

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so again a lot of question marks here. Not

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Speaker 2: exactly a science guy.

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Speaker 1: But hide in someone's mouth and escape this guy's prying eye.

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Speaker 1: Stop making it hot for the mouth bugs man. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: they're just trying to hide out in there.

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Speaker 2: And if this is real, somebody pleas with scientific knowledge

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Speaker 2: explain to us why. Otherwise I'm just going to say

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Speaker 2: this is a kid who just ate swishing their mouth

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Speaker 2: around with cranberry juice and whatever, or there's something else happening,

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Speaker 2: but anyway.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you can make stuff square around or like

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Speaker 1: react weirdly by just pouring various substances on things. And famously,

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Speaker 1: on a Friday at night, you're you're very known for

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Speaker 2: Pouring various oblish substances on me, I will start moving

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Speaker 2: way like a bug.

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Speaker 1: Very Yeah, Taco Bell, their battle to free the Taco

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Speaker 1: Tuesday trademark is officially over. They have been victorious. Wow,

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Speaker 1: Taco Tuesday is free. Did we talk about this? I

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Speaker 1: if we did, I had totally forgotten. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: But it's funny.

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Speaker 2: Even if we didn't, I knew about how everyone was

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Speaker 2: getting mad about the Taco Tuesday trademark and how it's

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Speaker 2: like it's bigger than us. Yes, we can't squat on

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Speaker 1: It has to be for the people. In the past.

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Speaker 1: I feel like this would be a story about how

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Speaker 1: Taco Bell was like trying to lock up the Taco

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Speaker 1: Tuesday trademark, right, but now that people are savvier when

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Speaker 1: it comes to marketing and Taco Bell in particular, what

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Speaker 1: they did is they went around suing anybody who was

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Speaker 1: holding down the Taco Tuesday trademark to free it so

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Speaker 1: anyone could use it, not just Taco bellm savvy move

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Speaker 1: t Bell, and they just freed it in the last state.

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Speaker 1: So this is Oh, you don't think the United States

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Speaker 1: is progressive? Come on, well, look at this Now you

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Speaker 1: can say Taco Tuesday at any party, any bar you want,

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Speaker 1: you know. So yes, every new rights and bodily autonomy

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Speaker 1: not great, but yeah, yeah, New Jersey was the last state,

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Speaker 1: the last holdout. Gregory's Restaurant and Bar in New Jersey

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Speaker 1: was still holding the trademark and had been for forty years.

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Speaker 1: I can understand how Gregory's Restaurant and Bar would feel

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Speaker 1: a certain type of way, have a little bit of

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Speaker 1: pride about being on the Taco Tuesday thing forty years ago. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: forty years before Lebron James was making it a big deal,

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Speaker 1: Gregory was on that shit. You mean Gregory.

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Speaker 2: Gregory of Gregory's Bar and Grill. Of course, his name

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Speaker 2: is Gregory Gregory.

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Speaker 1: That that has to be Miles. I think this is

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Speaker 1: one of those AI replacing copy editors things. Conner Gregory, Gregory.

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Speaker 2: Summer's Point, New Jersey, Gregory Gregory, his fight Wow. His

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Speaker 2: name is Gregory's greg greg Wow, Gregory greg.

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Speaker 1: You can't just put that in an article without commenting

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Speaker 1: on its Conor Gregory Gregory, whose name is not a typo,

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Speaker 1: played it looking like one's Gregory Gregory. Yeah, but double G,

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Speaker 1: said Tago Tuesday brought a lot of pride over the

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Speaker 1: past forty years. Relinquishing the trademark registration doesn't change that,

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Speaker 1: but it does allow others in New Jersey the same

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Speaker 1: opportunity to build their own tradition and helped spread Taco

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Speaker 1: Tuesdays throughout New Jersey. Yeah, so it is.

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Speaker 2: Well because initially there are articles being like, here's the

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Speaker 2: here's the guy fighting Taco Bell by himself, and it

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Speaker 2: is like it's a David and Goliath thing. But really,

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Speaker 2: when you're like, now, like they they went after a

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Speaker 2: fucking Taco John's, They're like, nah, man, free Taco Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: And look, you don't want to you don't want to

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Speaker 1: We have money.

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Speaker 2: This is so it is a wild way to go

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Speaker 1: And in a couple of decades when people ask how

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Speaker 1: the phrase let freedom Ring came about, this is the

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Speaker 1: origin story that will exactly.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, the tacos at Gregory Gregory's spot do

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Speaker 2: not look good. No, Like, I feel like, in a way,

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Speaker 2: maybe they should they should not be calling these tacos.

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Speaker 2: I think you know what Gregory look maybe yeah, I

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Speaker 2: get it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, those tacos look dry. Shitz dry. Sounds

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Speaker 1: like a nice thing has been done for the people

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Speaker 1: of New Jersey. Gregory, Gregory looks exactly like you'd expect.

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Speaker 1: Seventy percent of the men in the state of New Jersey.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, who are retired hops and started at a bar

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Speaker 1: we'll be right back. And we're back. We're back, And

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Speaker 1: the switch witch is causing a little bit of controversy.

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Speaker 1: We're we are just digging into all of the top

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Speaker 1: controversies on the internet. Yeah, you got your free taco Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: you got your Cranberry juice challenge. The switch witch, which

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Speaker 1: is not a sandwich. Not a sandwich. Fortunately, if you

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Speaker 1: thought it was just taking your switch and putting it

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Speaker 1: between two pieces of bread, because that Nintendo's right, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Or if you had an elderly grandmother, who would you know,

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Speaker 1: But anyway, that's where we've moved on. This is now,

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Speaker 1: this is the Halloween tradition that parents are doing. Where

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Speaker 1: it's from. Like a couple from Utah recently went viral

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Speaker 1: for promoting the switch witch on social media. The idea

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Speaker 1: replaces the candy with a brand new toy, as witches

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Speaker 1: are one to do.

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Speaker 2: This is so I don't understand the like I get

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Speaker 2: that they're trying to like, well, this is how we

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Speaker 2: limit incentivize our kids eating less candy, Like do they

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Speaker 2: not understand? It's like like it's it's funny, like adults

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Speaker 2: really forget what it's like to be a kid at

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Speaker 2: a certain point. You just want like your whole sense

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Speaker 2: of pride is based on how full your bucket is

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Speaker 2: or your your pillow case is with candy, right, not

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Speaker 2: then being like and now I can use now I

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Speaker 2: actually have Fiat currency to now trade this in for

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Speaker 2: a puzzle set.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like your first lesson in just how like

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Speaker 1: efficiency is Yeah, you know, going getting into trigger treating,

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Speaker 1: It's uh, I don't know. My kids aren't like that

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Speaker 1: into candy, but they still get very motivated to get

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Speaker 1: as much candy as they possibly can and like hit

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Speaker 1: Wack could do stuff just so you can get run over. Nah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: All right, we're back tomorrow with the whole last episode

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Speaker 1: of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,

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Speaker 1: be kind to yourself, get the vaccine, don't do nothing

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Speaker 1: about white supriacy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow.

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