WEBVTT - Ep42: Most WHOREible Moments of 2017 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:04.120 Welcome to Horrible Decisions. I'm wheezy, and today you're gonna 0:00:04.120 --> 0:00:08.520 be listening to a compilation. I'm sorry, it's just really 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:12.880 weird for me to say compilation and not compilation because 0:00:12.880 --> 0:00:16.040 that's like my favorite type of porn to watch. But anyway, 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:18.640 you're gonna be listening to a compilation of the most 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:23.400 notable episodes, your favorites, our most embarrassing moments, our most 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:27.880 controversial episodes, a bunch of ship that we've just had 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:30.560 the most feedback on. I guess probably the episodes that 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:32.080 you send to your friends when you want them to 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:34.840 listen to Horrible Decisions for the first time. I hope 0:00:34.840 --> 0:00:37.560 that some of you use this episode on a bad 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:39.360 fucking day when you just want to laugh and laugh 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:42.400 and laugh or yell at us through the fucking speaker. 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:45.720 So check this out. Our first episode that we're gonna 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:48.800 be bringing back up is a clip from fourteen where 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:51.240 I bring my best friend Viney on a black gay 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:54.400 mail who sits in chats with us about everything under 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:57.760 the son, But one particular story that nobody ever forgets 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:00.440 is something he found out about a guy he met 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:03.640 on Grinder after he was inside of him. Check this 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:09.959 sh it out. I don't. I definitely drank um. Let's 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:13.600 tell your favorite Grinder story, my favorite excuse me um? 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:18.160 So God is good. You know. I was on Grinder 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:22.040 late night and you know that's that's it makes when 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:24.039 you get a message. So this guy hit me up 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:26.119 and he was like, hey, you should come over um 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:27.600 and let's hang out. And I was like all right, fine, 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:30.000 didn't even like think about it twice and then he 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:31.920 sent me his location and it was at like a 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:34.319 trailer park. Now this is when I say trailer park, 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:37.320 this is Florida, so that this is an RV park. 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:39.880 So it's like people come from like Alaska or whatever, 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:42.200 which is where this man still happened to be from, 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:46.000 and they come to Florida in their r vs and 0:01:46.040 --> 0:01:48.920 like kick it in the warmth during the winter. So 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:50.360 he was like, come over to the r V park. 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:52.760 We'll like hang out in the pool first to see 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:55.080 if we like each other. We'll have drinks by the pool, 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:56.480 see if we like each other, and then after that 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:58.720 whatever else can happen. And I was like, okay, cool, 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.720 So Joe over. He lived two eggs down just when 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:03.720 kicked it in the pool, and then after a while, 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:05.360 we were like, okay, this is about to go down, 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:08.480 Like let's let's let's move somewhere else. We moved to 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:12.280 like it's a it's a little small check like cabin 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:18.120 outside of the RVY, all right, And so inside there's 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:20.640 a bunk bed and the bunk bed like you can't 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:24.520 really sit on somebody and like like sit up, like 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:29.040 I had to be like crouched down the essentially. Ok. 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:31.320 And so I we were about to begin missionary and 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:32.639 I had to I like hit my head a couple 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:36.360 of times trying to like adjust the ship. Yeah, and 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:40.000 so we started having sex. And by the way, I 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:43.640 have a problem, Okay, I always give a dick. You 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:49.160 give dick. You know what I'm saying, Always give grade 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:54.920 a dick. Sometimes it makes motherfucker's go crazy, okay, And 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:56.880 sometimes you should just give people be dick so that 0:02:56.919 --> 0:03:00.480 they're satisfied. But you just or sometimes should just give 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:01.960 him motherfucking sea dick just because you need to get 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:05.000 your nut and then walk out. Oh my god, I 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:07.880 just always give a dick just the first time, just 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:11.000 the first time, and then after that every single time. No, no, 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:18.360 this is this is a champion. Stop playing. So um. Literally, 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:23.200 I am sucking this guy and mid stroke, okay, mid stroke, 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:25.640 this guy's like, I have to tell you something, and 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:27.840 I'm like, okay, sure it tell me. He was like, 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:31.080 you're mine, and I was like, um, you don't like 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:34.480 when somebody's like call me down, cawn type your mind? 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:39.240 I'm like yeah, like like right, yes, yes. So he's 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:41.280 like your mine and I'm like, yeah, I'm yours. Yeah, 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:42.960 He's like, but I have to tell you something. I 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:45.440 was like what. He's like, I've been convicted of murder. 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:50.280 And I was like wait, wait wait, Literally mid stroke 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:53.160 and somebody's like I've been convicted of murder. I'm like, whoa. 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:57.840 The thing is though, think about this, like the middle 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:01.480 of I am pumping, Okay, you tell me you've been 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:04.160 convicted of murder. Now think about this? Right? Can I 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:09.600 stop and run away? No? Because I'm scary, Because I'm scared. 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:11.840 I'm still stroking, but I'm trying to figure out how 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:15.320 the funk I'm gonna get out. Wait? Wait, why what 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:18.560 made him tell you this? Because the a dick. That's 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:22.320 why I proposed this whole story with the dick. Okay, 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:27.000 it made him confess that he committed vehicular manslaughter. He 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:29.560 did his time, came out of jail, and I was 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:31.960 the last I was the next person he fucked. Oh wait, 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:40.000 it wasn't real murder. He ran this woman over and 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:44.919 dragged her. Did not even know. I did not even 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:47.360 know she was there until the next morning when he 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:50.120 came out to go to his car. But how was 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:52.160 he drunk? That had to be a doing. Yes he was. 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:55.520 He was drunk, yes, But was it good? Was this 0:04:55.600 --> 0:05:00.279 sex good? Yeah? The sex was good? So whatever, I 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:02.160 I finished or whatever. And now I'm trying to escape 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:04.359 because now I've noted so clarity, How I get the 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:08.640 funk out? I go into the bathroom and like, I'm 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:10.960 taking a shower. I made sure I'm butt ass naked, right, 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:14.840 but I have my car key, I'm not even okay, 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:17.320 I'm not gonna lie to you. There's no way you 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:18.960 were that scared to be with a murderer if you 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:21.680 decided to take a shower in his ship. Because the 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:23.960 thing is, I didn't want to rush out of there. 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:25.360 I didn't want to be like, okay, bye, sorry, I 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:28.200 gotta go. I literally was still playing cool. I was like, oh, 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:30.080 it's no big deal, because he was still worried about it. 0:05:30.240 --> 0:05:34.560 He's like, are you judging me? I'm like, no, We're good. 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:37.560 He dropped a pin and was like, bitch, I just 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:39.800 dropped a pin. And I was like, guys, know how 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:43.359 we do this in case of emergency emergency Like this 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:45.560 motherfucker killed somebody before. I don't care it was a car, 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:47.520 his hand. He killed somebody before. It's the funny thing. 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:50.279 I was judging you a lot at first moment, right 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:56.440 any drug deals that they did, so you cannot compare 0:05:56.920 --> 0:06:01.760 the two. You can't, Yes, you can't. Anyway, I'm in 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:06.000 the bathroom, okay, looking at this smalls window that is 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:09.200 probably like you can't, probably like a foot wide, okay, 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:11.440 and I'm trying. I have the shower on, but I'm 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:13.200 not really in that bitch. I'm trying to see if 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:16.679 I could somehow because like the keys in the cellphone, 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:18.160 that's all I need. He could keep the rest of 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:21.720 the ship. I'm trying to get out, and then I 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:23.960 hear the door jingle and I hopped in the shower. 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:25.800 My mother was like, baby, I just came to shower 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:30.359 with you. And I was like, fuck, so we showering, 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:31.640 and he's like, why are your card you in here. 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:35.360 I was like, oh, I just found out I would 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:40.039 ask literally so literally like I had to find some 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:41.880 like we like cuddle for a bit. And I was like, 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:43.880 you know what, I just really like to sleep in 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:46.640 my own bed. You didn't say that, and so he 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:48.479 was like, oh, yeah, I get it, that's cool. And 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:50.160 I was just like, oh my god, that wait. So 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:53.120 I didn't let him walk me to my car because 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:54.800 I didn't want him to see what kind of car drove. 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:56.120 I didn't want him to see the our license plate. 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:59.239 I didn't want to see anything. So I literally was like, okay, 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:01.360 this is good. Right here, I can do it. And 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:04.799 I was like, go back, I got this and listen, 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:08.479 I ran that car and got the fun out of there. 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:10.480 You never sucked him again, right. He hit me up 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:11.840 on the text like last night was so great. I 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:18.440 was like, oh yeah, block. This next clip is something 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:27.560 that I'm must say. I'm pretty ashamed of Mandy and I. 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:31.760 We discuss something very disgusting that we would do for 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:37.680 money that's honestly not that much. Check it out from 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:44.720 episode two. This is nasty. This is real nasty. I'm 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:47.400 so mad because when she sent this to me all right. 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:48.880 I didn't know this word was that hold on, go 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:51.160 ahead and tough way it comes over and he's like, bitch, 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:56.000 you can't judge me. I said, I know it's gonna 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:58.320 be bad because we talked about some nasty ships. He's 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:01.200 holding his finger up like I want you to google something. Well, 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:03.240 the fact that I think this is nasty. Guys, just 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:05.360 brace yourself. No, this is this is this is too 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:07.800 far fair. But I tried to. Now, I try to 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:10.720 internalize every fetish and I try to figure out what 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:11.960 it is that people like about it. And I think 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:15.400 I'm explaining to you what it is. The word is blumpkin. 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:19.400 Blumpkins spell that for the c l U M p 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:23.880 k I N. It is the delicately balanced art of 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:27.000 getting your cocked sucked cock sucked while taking a ship. 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:30.880 You've heard of that before, really heard of it? I've 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:32.760 never heard of it. Now. Let me just say I'm 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:35.480 disgusted because I just think out of my mouth. I 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:37.760 know you wouldn't one do when it was you, like 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:39.679 you would on your knees. He's like, hell, know, bitch, 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:42.080 let me tell you what I think it is. Certain 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:45.240 people love to be so submissive that they try to 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:48.400 think of anything like the most demeaning thing, the meaning thing. 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:51.640 I'm thinking the dick sucking is like pleasuring someone while 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:54.280 they're doing something that's just totally funked up. I don't 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:56.240 get it. Wait, can I ask them? I have to 0:08:56.240 --> 0:08:57.760 ask a song like real quick. I know you told 0:08:57.800 --> 0:08:59.320 us you don't like me. The Oh my god, oh 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:01.600 my god? What what I have to ask? Some question? 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:04.480 Can your your can your dick be hard while you 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:07.839 take a ship? As a man? Like? So, was he 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:10.920 sucking a soft dick? Or was he? He told me 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:12.400 he was alread he said he was able to do it. 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:16.080 Oh my god. If you both come, if you both 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:19.080 come and ship at the same time, then yes, you die. 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:20.960 If you don't believe me, try it and find someone 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:25.120 who has by blumpkin master. Try. I love Urban Dictionary. 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:29.000 This is the best. What dude, So, let me ask you, 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:32.280 is that's something that that you would do? Is? I 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:37.679 mean you're into being submissive? You take the collar around 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:42.360 your neck, you like to be walkut. Bro, You you 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:44.679 think I will tell somebody's dick when you're taking a ship, bro, 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:47.080 Maybe as long as you they running, like if it's 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:52.800 like maybe some solid dick, you think I'm about again? 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:56.120 First of all, what toilet. Let's start with the toilet faster, 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:58.760 because the toilet be dirtybe air around in ship? What 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:01.040 a public toy? Like? What are we gonna be? Hotel? Like? 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:04.040 You deal with some pretty clean men, their toilets are not. 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:06.760 I don't care who's been cleaning the house? Do you 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:12.360 think about to get like, I'm not. I won't even 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:14.440 I've never I don't even suck take on a toilet 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:16.400 with the sea boat closed. I have a thing about 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:18.200 being on my knees in the bathroom a freaking well. 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:22.280 I totally did. I recently got I was. I had 0:10:22.320 --> 0:10:24.960 a great time. Um, Hell no, I wouldn't I have. 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:28.520 I think ship is too far. Um it's not a 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:30.480 thing for me, not at all. The only reason I 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:33.120 said this show has made me consider urine is because 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:35.400 I've tried to gain more of an open mind about 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:37.760 like golden showers. Like when you had told your story, 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:40.200 I thought it was gross, but then I was like, well, 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:44.840 I just feel like I will never say it's just 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:47.559 a little bit of ship. I just know that's one 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:50.120 thing I would never do. And it's so crazy because 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:53.600 I've been to do buy three times, and of course 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:56.319 there's this whole stigma of women going to do buy 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:59.640 and apparently that's what they say, is that these sheikhs 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:04.679 and the a Rabs like to shoot on their women, apparently, 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:09.120 And it's just like that is one thing. How much money? 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:13.840 First to ask you how what's the lowest you would take? 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:16.760 What you know you would take? I wanted to ask, Okay, 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:19.400 so I'll tell you a sorry, really high, and you 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:23.520 don't start high if you're sitting here right there, right now, 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:26.640 real quick, cash on the table, cash on the table. See, 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:28.040 this is gonna be hard because I'm trying to buy 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:31.280 my parents apartment right now. I know a lot of things. 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:36.520 Not so, how much money would it take for you 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:42.520 to get shifted on? Just once? The number, I mean 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:44.200 mine is kind of low too, So I just want 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:48.040 to guess what the number is. Can you guess what 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:51.719 the number would be? How much money it would take 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:54.760 for us to get for us to get shifted on? Yeah, 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:57.240 one time, and we're not gonna talk about diarrhea. It's 0:11:57.240 --> 0:12:07.240 gonna be a solid, solid finishes, a coed super ship, 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:10.080 not a comedy ship. Not I just had soul food ship. 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:15.199 Just a regular ship like a morning ship. Okay, I'm 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:21.480 gonna you wait, there's different amount. Okay, just say the 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:30.560 amount to be nasty this they can just say half 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:34.559 a million lower than calculator because when you hold the 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:38.080 same time, because I'm embarrassed, I feel like people called 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:41.400 really don't judge me. This is the we get here? 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:47.000 How did we get here? Wait? Wait, so the lowest wait? 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:52.520 Hold on, I don't want to share myn this this 0:12:52.760 --> 0:13:04.920 ship already. If it's tax break, what was it? So 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:09.240 the answers were fifty Honestly, I think I had to 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:13.679 add another five thousand. Okay, I'm gonna just say. You 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:18.640 could just wash it right after to me like some 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:20.960 of my man, there's a lot of things that I 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:23.920 need in my life, A ton of things I need 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:27.520 changed my life. Said, you know my credit card debt 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:30.360 right now, Like if I had it, I'd like you 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:37.280 shipped on me for fifteen you can shoot on me. Okay, 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:39.240 you know what it sounds bold, but let me just say. 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:41.680 Let me just say that to me. That's someone saying 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:44.320 to you want to double your savings account, and all 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:46.240 you gotta do is get away. I'm going to take 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:51.559 a shower like dude talking fear factor, fear factor, banyar factor. 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:53.160 They don't even know if they're getting the prize, and 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:55.320 in listen, I used to think looking as was like 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:56.960 fair factory. And I'll tell you what I couldn't do 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:59.000 for money. This is the truth. I couldn't eat ship though. 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:02.319 Oh hell no, oh for no money. If you really 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:04.640 a million dollars, don't think I could put it in neither. 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:08.640 I'm not even know about you. Nah no? But why 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:11.240 am I really thinking about this too? I think what 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:14.760 every well, I can't be bothered on what kind is it? 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:17.839 A human or a dog? Ship? Because dollar hits are 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:20.440 you know what? I don't. I feel like a few 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:26.920 people have stopped listening, and I will think if you 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:30.360 guys have ever watched a movie called Private Benjamin Goldie 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:33.520 Haunt is in it, and then the movie it's her 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:36.920 wedding night, She's sucking her husband, he's making noise and 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:41.120 suddenly stops because he had a heart attack. I thought 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:45.160 this only existed in movies, but here we go from 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:52.120 the episode with Many's mother storm. So anyways, um so again, 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:54.880 I guess today's horrible decision is embarrassing ship, But in 0:14:55.000 --> 0:15:00.400 my mama's case. It's almost she caught a body. Almost. Oh, 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:05.200 we're friends. We're still friends. So explain what happened and 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:08.920 kind of the embarrassing moment during So I knew the 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:11.440 guy for a few months and then we went out 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:13.880 to dinners and stuff like that and chilling, and you know, 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:16.360 I got through different phases and it was like, I'm 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:18.040 gonna try a guy that's a little older than me. 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:24.960 How old was he he was? I was like, a 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:27.920 few years? Are you dining younger guys? Don't really, I'm 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:31.080 usually it's my age or younger. Okay, I don't she's older, 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:33.200 but I'm like, okay, I need somebody. It's a little 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:36.400 more swar to god, I'm just like, what else? What 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:40.760 else you have to say? Actually he's about six ft 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:45.720 three he and he was built. However, he did have 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:51.440 a heart condition and a penis pump. Son made needless 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:53.920 to say I've never tried a penis pumps and said, well, 0:15:53.960 --> 0:16:00.960 let me see what this is about. So it's uh 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:04.160 device that's implanted into the penis and it's almost like 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:08.960 a like we're pump. Yeah, the in the balls they 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:11.320 have the little squeezer and you squeeze it and it 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:13.240 pumps it up, and then when you want to release it, 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:16.640 you just put squeezer and hold it down. So I'm sorry, 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:18.160 I thought you were going to talk about like what 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:20.720 strippers do, like that glass thing they put over there. No, 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:23.440 this is like a true penis pump. It's like ja, 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:27.880 it's internal, it's inside. The penis was really old. No, 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:30.240 he wasn't really old. No, he had a heart condition 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:33.280 because I got a pacemaker, my mom. That's what I'm saying. 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:36.600 I find out all this stuff, like, I have never 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:39.080 heard of this penis, So I wanted you to google 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:40.480 the penis. So I want you to see what a 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:42.160 penis pump does because I want you to go. So 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:47.760 it lasts the balls right, it's it's got the pumper 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:50.520 in there. And then did you watch him do it 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:52.640 or did you do it? I've seen it. I've didn't 0:16:52.640 --> 0:16:56.800 watch him. So anyway, so then we were we had 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:59.320 entered into the intercourse and I'm like, okay, let me 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:01.720 try to first time for everything you can say. We 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:09.200 started sucking. We entered into the well. He started on 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:16.840 the floor in front of me and making me squirt. Okay, 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:19.719 all of a sudden He kicks back and I'm like, 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:23.399 what the fuck? And his pacemaker went off? What do 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:25.679 you mean? It went on? It shocked him. He had 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:28.040 a pacemaker the food latter, and it shocked him while 0:17:28.080 --> 0:17:33.800 he was Oh my god, look who's clothing. Speaking of pacemakers, mom, 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:37.280 we're on air with Mandy's mom and she's telling us 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:39.359 about the man she fun that had a pacemaker that 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:48.119 had our heart. It's act really a smile with the paramedics, 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:51.880 all right, love me buy it shocked like three more times, 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:54.760 and I'm like, what am I supposed to do because 0:17:54.760 --> 0:18:00.120 we're both buttass naked and he So one gets there 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:02.440 and they're like, what's your I call him. They're like 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:05.040 what's the address. I'm like, I don't fucking know. How 0:18:05.080 --> 0:18:07.400 do I know the address? So I have to find 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:09.560 a piece of mail and I'm like read the address 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:12.639 off and they're like, what's his? Uh yeah, that's the 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:17.640 full name right there there. You listen. I don't remember 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:19.399 ship like that when I've just been shocked with a 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:24.600 defibrillator in my pussy. I mean, okay, So I just 0:18:24.680 --> 0:18:26.960 keep going. So they show up all of a sudden, 0:18:26.960 --> 0:18:29.120 they're like, so, what were you doing prior to this, 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:30.840 and I just looked and I was waiting on him 0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:36.639 to address him, put his shorts on and make him presentable. 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:38.359 And then when they got there, they gave him like 0:18:38.560 --> 0:18:41.920 a shot in the arm of like and uh whatever 0:18:42.520 --> 0:18:44.800 to stop the because his heart rate was like a hundred. 0:18:46.400 --> 0:18:48.520 So then they get ready to take him downstairs and 0:18:48.520 --> 0:18:52.640 he's get the get the weed. Yeah, He's like, take 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:56.080 the weed and put it in the car. I'm like, dude, 0:18:56.480 --> 0:18:59.880 So then they put him in the ambulance. I fall, 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:03.000 did you tell them what y'all were doing? I didn't 0:19:03.000 --> 0:19:08.480 say a ship. I said nothing. So when I said nothing, 0:19:08.600 --> 0:19:11.400 you think he responded with like watching TV. And they 0:19:11.440 --> 0:19:14.040 both kind of looked at us, like all the whole 0:19:14.080 --> 0:19:16.520 group of them, because they literally had him hooked up 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:20.040 to the machine like ready to shock him. They shocked 0:19:20.080 --> 0:19:23.320 him twice and it was terrible. It was terrible. So 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:26.840 then we get to the hospital and he's a little narcissistic. 0:19:26.960 --> 0:19:28.600 So once he gets in there, not only have you 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:30.679 almost died, now you want to start talking ship. So 0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:33.560 they give him a shot at don to shut him up. 0:19:33.640 --> 0:19:36.560 It's like an anti psychotics. So then they give him 0:19:36.560 --> 0:19:38.040 not to shut him up because he's just like I 0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:41.800 want this, I'm shut the funk up, lucky or a 0:19:41.880 --> 0:19:47.040 lie asked right there in the house and not called. 0:19:47.080 --> 0:19:49.399 No boy, is it safe to say that your pussy 0:19:49.440 --> 0:19:55.439 is deadly? You got that? Not listen. I don't know 0:19:55.480 --> 0:20:00.920 how I would fill with like a hearted during sex. 0:20:01.440 --> 0:20:03.600 They must to say anytime after that, we like hung 0:20:03.600 --> 0:20:06.040 out because we stay friends. I mean that's kind of something, 0:20:06.080 --> 0:20:08.280 you know, like every want to stay with them again. No, 0:20:08.480 --> 0:20:12.600 you said he made st No, no, but no we 0:20:12.640 --> 0:20:17.639 did lunches and drives. But no, that's what I let 0:20:17.720 --> 0:20:25.440 him do it. But they had to watch the TV 0:20:28.600 --> 0:20:32.000 and Being Mary Jane. You watch Being Mary Jane Garriel Union. 0:20:32.160 --> 0:20:34.199 Oh I love it. There's a guy that had a 0:20:34.280 --> 0:20:37.560 seizure right after sex, and that's scary. You know, the 0:20:37.560 --> 0:20:39.240 best show in the world is Sex Sent Me to 0:20:39.280 --> 0:20:43.159 the e Er. Oh no, it's terrible. So there's so 0:20:43.240 --> 0:20:47.679 there's a show different like people with different fetishes and 0:20:47.680 --> 0:20:50.320 stuff too, like vampires and all these different they like 0:20:50.520 --> 0:20:53.480 freaking get their dick stuck in stuff and the females 0:20:53.520 --> 0:20:56.560 get there and they have to go almost like I 0:20:56.600 --> 0:21:00.119 could have been on that show. But it's a only 0:21:00.160 --> 0:21:09.119 good show, and I would have said. This next clip 0:21:09.520 --> 0:21:12.560 is from an episode that is my least favorite. It's 0:21:12.560 --> 0:21:14.920 called Pussy Is All You Get, featuring b K Chat. 0:21:15.280 --> 0:21:18.520 B K chat is a YouTube channel that has a 0:21:18.520 --> 0:21:21.400 panel of men and women who come on and discuss 0:21:21.800 --> 0:21:25.000 issues whatever. Um. We saw a clip that we really 0:21:25.000 --> 0:21:29.520 liked online where a girl named Julissa beautiful Chica from 0:21:29.560 --> 0:21:31.840 the b X. I think I don't even know if 0:21:31.840 --> 0:21:34.040 she's from the Bronx, but she sounds like it. She 0:21:34.160 --> 0:21:37.200 basically says that she has to do nothing for her man. 0:21:37.440 --> 0:21:39.600 He will kiss her toes, kiss her feet. She don't 0:21:39.640 --> 0:21:41.120 have to cook for him, she don't have to do ship. 0:21:41.280 --> 0:21:44.359 He loves it either way because her pussy is magical. 0:21:45.000 --> 0:21:50.000 And so yeah, we pretty much go in on her, 0:21:50.240 --> 0:21:53.160 according to y'all, a little too hard. And while I'm 0:21:53.200 --> 0:21:56.280 sorry for it, I've got to say my position hasn't changed. 0:21:56.760 --> 0:22:01.200 You listen, you'll be the judge this video because now 0:22:01.200 --> 0:22:03.800 that we're talking about her boyfriend, I want to discuss. Sorry, 0:22:03.800 --> 0:22:06.119 this is not about cheating, but it could be about cheating, 0:22:06.160 --> 0:22:08.280 because I feel like this is a good reason for 0:22:08.320 --> 0:22:10.960 someone to cheat with your motherfucking mindset So we're gonna 0:22:11.000 --> 0:22:13.480 play this motherfucking video real quick, and I want you 0:22:13.520 --> 0:22:14.960 to listen because you ain't hurt a bit because you 0:22:15.000 --> 0:22:16.960 ain't do your research. No, she said she watched it 0:22:17.040 --> 0:22:20.159 this morning. Okay, walking to play it. So the infidelity 0:22:20.160 --> 0:22:23.960