Speaker 1: Welcome to Horrible Decisions. I'm wheezy, and today you're gonna
Speaker 1: be listening to a compilation. I'm sorry, it's just really
Speaker 1: weird for me to say compilation and not compilation because
Speaker 1: that's like my favorite type of porn to watch. But anyway,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be listening to a compilation of the most
Speaker 1: notable episodes, your favorites, our most embarrassing moments, our most
Speaker 1: controversial episodes, a bunch of ship that we've just had
Speaker 1: the most feedback on. I guess probably the episodes that
Speaker 1: you send to your friends when you want them to
Speaker 1: listen to Horrible Decisions for the first time. I hope
Speaker 1: that some of you use this episode on a bad
Speaker 1: fucking day when you just want to laugh and laugh
Speaker 1: and laugh or yell at us through the fucking speaker.
Speaker 1: So check this out. Our first episode that we're gonna
Speaker 1: be bringing back up is a clip from fourteen where
Speaker 1: I bring my best friend Viney on a black gay
Speaker 1: mail who sits in chats with us about everything under
Speaker 1: the son, But one particular story that nobody ever forgets
Speaker 1: is something he found out about a guy he met
Speaker 1: on Grinder after he was inside of him. Check this
Speaker 1: sh it out. I don't. I definitely drank um. Let's
Speaker 1: tell your favorite Grinder story, my favorite excuse me um?
Speaker 1: So God is good. You know. I was on Grinder
Speaker 1: late night and you know that's that's it makes when
Speaker 1: you get a message. So this guy hit me up
Speaker 1: and he was like, hey, you should come over um
Speaker 1: and let's hang out. And I was like all right, fine,
Speaker 1: didn't even like think about it twice and then he
Speaker 1: sent me his location and it was at like a
Speaker 1: trailer park. Now this is when I say trailer park,
Speaker 1: this is Florida, so that this is an RV park.
Speaker 1: So it's like people come from like Alaska or whatever,
Speaker 1: which is where this man still happened to be from,
Speaker 1: and they come to Florida in their r vs and
Speaker 1: like kick it in the warmth during the winter. So
Speaker 1: he was like, come over to the r V park.
Speaker 1: We'll like hang out in the pool first to see
Speaker 1: if we like each other. We'll have drinks by the pool,
Speaker 1: see if we like each other, and then after that
Speaker 1: whatever else can happen. And I was like, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: So Joe over. He lived two eggs down just when
Speaker 1: kicked it in the pool, and then after a while,
Speaker 1: we were like, okay, this is about to go down,
Speaker 1: Like let's let's let's move somewhere else. We moved to
Speaker 1: like it's a it's a little small check like cabin
Speaker 1: outside of the RVY, all right, And so inside there's
Speaker 1: a bunk bed and the bunk bed like you can't
Speaker 1: really sit on somebody and like like sit up, like
Speaker 1: I had to be like crouched down the essentially. Ok.
Speaker 1: And so I we were about to begin missionary and
Speaker 1: I had to I like hit my head a couple
Speaker 1: of times trying to like adjust the ship. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: so we started having sex. And by the way, I
Speaker 1: have a problem, Okay, I always give a dick. You
Speaker 1: give dick. You know what I'm saying, Always give grade
Speaker 1: a dick. Sometimes it makes motherfucker's go crazy, okay, And
Speaker 1: sometimes you should just give people be dick so that
Speaker 1: they're satisfied. But you just or sometimes should just give
Speaker 1: him motherfucking sea dick just because you need to get
Speaker 1: your nut and then walk out. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: just always give a dick just the first time, just
Speaker 1: the first time, and then after that every single time. No, no,
Speaker 1: this is this is a champion. Stop playing. So um. Literally,
Speaker 1: I am sucking this guy and mid stroke, okay, mid stroke,
Speaker 1: this guy's like, I have to tell you something, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, sure it tell me. He was like,
Speaker 1: you're mine, and I was like, um, you don't like
Speaker 1: when somebody's like call me down, cawn type your mind?
Speaker 1: I'm like yeah, like like right, yes, yes. So he's
Speaker 1: like your mine and I'm like, yeah, I'm yours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: He's like, but I have to tell you something. I
Speaker 1: was like what. He's like, I've been convicted of murder.
Speaker 1: And I was like wait, wait wait, Literally mid stroke
Speaker 1: and somebody's like I've been convicted of murder. I'm like, whoa.
Speaker 1: The thing is though, think about this, like the middle
Speaker 1: of I am pumping, Okay, you tell me you've been
Speaker 1: convicted of murder. Now think about this? Right? Can I
Speaker 1: stop and run away? No? Because I'm scary, Because I'm scared.
Speaker 1: I'm still stroking, but I'm trying to figure out how
Speaker 1: the funk I'm gonna get out. Wait? Wait, why what
Speaker 1: made him tell you this? Because the a dick. That's
Speaker 1: why I proposed this whole story with the dick. Okay,
Speaker 1: it made him confess that he committed vehicular manslaughter. He
Speaker 1: did his time, came out of jail, and I was
Speaker 1: the last I was the next person he fucked. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: it wasn't real murder. He ran this woman over and
Speaker 1: dragged her. Did not even know. I did not even
Speaker 1: know she was there until the next morning when he
Speaker 1: came out to go to his car. But how was
Speaker 1: he drunk? That had to be a doing. Yes he was.
Speaker 1: He was drunk, yes, But was it good? Was this
Speaker 1: sex good? Yeah? The sex was good? So whatever, I
Speaker 1: I finished or whatever. And now I'm trying to escape
Speaker 1: because now I've noted so clarity, How I get the
Speaker 1: funk out? I go into the bathroom and like, I'm
Speaker 1: taking a shower. I made sure I'm butt ass naked, right,
Speaker 1: but I have my car key, I'm not even okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you. There's no way you
Speaker 1: were that scared to be with a murderer if you
Speaker 1: decided to take a shower in his ship. Because the
Speaker 1: thing is, I didn't want to rush out of there.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be like, okay, bye, sorry, I
Speaker 1: gotta go. I literally was still playing cool. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's no big deal, because he was still worried about it.
Speaker 1: He's like, are you judging me? I'm like, no, We're good.
Speaker 1: He dropped a pin and was like, bitch, I just
Speaker 1: dropped a pin. And I was like, guys, know how
Speaker 1: we do this in case of emergency emergency Like this
Speaker 1: motherfucker killed somebody before. I don't care it was a car,
Speaker 1: his hand. He killed somebody before. It's the funny thing.
Speaker 1: I was judging you a lot at first moment, right
Speaker 1: any drug deals that they did, so you cannot compare
Speaker 1: the two. You can't, Yes, you can't. Anyway, I'm in
Speaker 1: the bathroom, okay, looking at this smalls window that is
Speaker 1: probably like you can't, probably like a foot wide, okay,
Speaker 1: and I'm trying. I have the shower on, but I'm
Speaker 1: not really in that bitch. I'm trying to see if
Speaker 1: I could somehow because like the keys in the cellphone,
Speaker 1: that's all I need. He could keep the rest of
Speaker 1: the ship. I'm trying to get out, and then I
Speaker 1: hear the door jingle and I hopped in the shower.
Speaker 1: My mother was like, baby, I just came to shower
Speaker 1: with you. And I was like, fuck, so we showering,
Speaker 1: and he's like, why are your card you in here.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I just found out I would
Speaker 1: ask literally so literally like I had to find some
Speaker 1: like we like cuddle for a bit. And I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I just really like to sleep in
Speaker 1: my own bed. You didn't say that, and so he
Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, I get it, that's cool. And
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh my god, that wait. So
Speaker 1: I didn't let him walk me to my car because
Speaker 1: I didn't want him to see what kind of car drove.
Speaker 1: I didn't want him to see the our license plate.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to see anything. So I literally was like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is good. Right here, I can do it. And
Speaker 1: I was like, go back, I got this and listen,
Speaker 1: I ran that car and got the fun out of there.
Speaker 1: You never sucked him again, right. He hit me up
Speaker 1: on the text like last night was so great. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, block. This next clip is something
Speaker 1: that I'm must say. I'm pretty ashamed of Mandy and I.
Speaker 1: We discuss something very disgusting that we would do for
Speaker 1: money that's honestly not that much. Check it out from
Speaker 1: episode two. This is nasty. This is real nasty. I'm
Speaker 1: so mad because when she sent this to me all right.
Speaker 1: I didn't know this word was that hold on, go
Speaker 1: ahead and tough way it comes over and he's like, bitch,
Speaker 1: you can't judge me. I said, I know it's gonna
Speaker 1: be bad because we talked about some nasty ships. He's
Speaker 1: holding his finger up like I want you to google something. Well,
Speaker 1: the fact that I think this is nasty. Guys, just
Speaker 1: brace yourself. No, this is this is this is too
Speaker 1: far fair. But I tried to. Now, I try to
Speaker 1: internalize every fetish and I try to figure out what
Speaker 1: it is that people like about it. And I think
Speaker 1: I'm explaining to you what it is. The word is blumpkin.
Speaker 1: Blumpkins spell that for the c l U M p
Speaker 1: k I N. It is the delicately balanced art of
Speaker 1: getting your cocked sucked cock sucked while taking a ship.
Speaker 1: You've heard of that before, really heard of it? I've
Speaker 1: never heard of it. Now. Let me just say I'm
Speaker 1: disgusted because I just think out of my mouth. I
Speaker 1: know you wouldn't one do when it was you, like
Speaker 1: you would on your knees. He's like, hell, know, bitch,
Speaker 1: let me tell you what I think it is. Certain
Speaker 1: people love to be so submissive that they try to
Speaker 1: think of anything like the most demeaning thing, the meaning thing.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking the dick sucking is like pleasuring someone while
Speaker 1: they're doing something that's just totally funked up. I don't
Speaker 1: get it. Wait, can I ask them? I have to
Speaker 1: ask a song like real quick. I know you told
Speaker 1: us you don't like me. The Oh my god, oh
Speaker 1: my god? What what I have to ask? Some question?
Speaker 1: Can your your can your dick be hard while you
Speaker 1: take a ship? As a man? Like? So, was he
Speaker 1: sucking a soft dick? Or was he? He told me
Speaker 1: he was alread he said he was able to do it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. If you both come, if you both
Speaker 1: come and ship at the same time, then yes, you die.
Speaker 1: If you don't believe me, try it and find someone
Speaker 1: who has by blumpkin master. Try. I love Urban Dictionary.
Speaker 1: This is the best. What dude, So, let me ask you,
Speaker 1: is that's something that that you would do? Is? I
Speaker 1: mean you're into being submissive? You take the collar around
Speaker 1: your neck, you like to be walkut. Bro, You you
Speaker 1: think I will tell somebody's dick when you're taking a ship, bro,
Speaker 1: Maybe as long as you they running, like if it's
Speaker 1: like maybe some solid dick, you think I'm about again?
Speaker 1: First of all, what toilet. Let's start with the toilet faster,
Speaker 1: because the toilet be dirtybe air around in ship? What
Speaker 1: a public toy? Like? What are we gonna be? Hotel? Like?
Speaker 1: You deal with some pretty clean men, their toilets are not.
Speaker 1: I don't care who's been cleaning the house? Do you
Speaker 1: think about to get like, I'm not. I won't even
Speaker 1: I've never I don't even suck take on a toilet
Speaker 1: with the sea boat closed. I have a thing about
Speaker 1: being on my knees in the bathroom a freaking well.
Speaker 1: I totally did. I recently got I was. I had
Speaker 1: a great time. Um, Hell no, I wouldn't I have.
Speaker 1: I think ship is too far. Um it's not a
Speaker 1: thing for me, not at all. The only reason I
Speaker 1: said this show has made me consider urine is because
Speaker 1: I've tried to gain more of an open mind about
Speaker 1: like golden showers. Like when you had told your story,
Speaker 1: I thought it was gross, but then I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I just feel like I will never say it's just
Speaker 1: a little bit of ship. I just know that's one
Speaker 1: thing I would never do. And it's so crazy because
Speaker 1: I've been to do buy three times, and of course
Speaker 1: there's this whole stigma of women going to do buy
Speaker 1: and apparently that's what they say, is that these sheikhs
Speaker 1: and the a Rabs like to shoot on their women, apparently,
Speaker 1: And it's just like that is one thing. How much money?
Speaker 1: First to ask you how what's the lowest you would take?
Speaker 1: What you know you would take? I wanted to ask, Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'll tell you a sorry, really high, and you
Speaker 1: don't start high if you're sitting here right there, right now,
Speaker 1: real quick, cash on the table, cash on the table. See,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be hard because I'm trying to buy
Speaker 1: my parents apartment right now. I know a lot of things.
Speaker 1: Not so, how much money would it take for you
Speaker 1: to get shifted on? Just once? The number, I mean
Speaker 1: mine is kind of low too, So I just want
Speaker 1: to guess what the number is. Can you guess what
Speaker 1: the number would be? How much money it would take
Speaker 1: for us to get for us to get shifted on? Yeah,
Speaker 1: one time, and we're not gonna talk about diarrhea. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be a solid, solid finishes, a coed super ship,
Speaker 1: not a comedy ship. Not I just had soul food ship.
Speaker 1: Just a regular ship like a morning ship. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna you wait, there's different amount. Okay, just say the
Speaker 1: amount to be nasty this they can just say half
Speaker 1: a million lower than calculator because when you hold the
Speaker 1: same time, because I'm embarrassed, I feel like people called
Speaker 1: really don't judge me. This is the we get here?
Speaker 1: How did we get here? Wait? Wait, so the lowest wait?
Speaker 1: Hold on, I don't want to share myn this this
Speaker 1: ship already. If it's tax break, what was it? So
Speaker 1: the answers were fifty Honestly, I think I had to
Speaker 1: add another five thousand. Okay, I'm gonna just say. You
Speaker 1: could just wash it right after to me like some
Speaker 1: of my man, there's a lot of things that I
Speaker 1: need in my life, A ton of things I need
Speaker 1: changed my life. Said, you know my credit card debt
Speaker 1: right now, Like if I had it, I'd like you
Speaker 1: shipped on me for fifteen you can shoot on me. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what it sounds bold, but let me just say.
Speaker 1: Let me just say that to me. That's someone saying
Speaker 1: to you want to double your savings account, and all
Speaker 1: you gotta do is get away. I'm going to take
Speaker 1: a shower like dude talking fear factor, fear factor, banyar factor.
Speaker 1: They don't even know if they're getting the prize, and
Speaker 1: in listen, I used to think looking as was like
Speaker 1: fair factory. And I'll tell you what I couldn't do
Speaker 1: for money. This is the truth. I couldn't eat ship though.
Speaker 1: Oh hell no, oh for no money. If you really
Speaker 1: a million dollars, don't think I could put it in neither.
Speaker 1: I'm not even know about you. Nah no? But why
Speaker 1: am I really thinking about this too? I think what
Speaker 1: every well, I can't be bothered on what kind is it?
Speaker 1: A human or a dog? Ship? Because dollar hits are
Speaker 1: you know what? I don't. I feel like a few
Speaker 1: people have stopped listening, and I will think if you
Speaker 1: guys have ever watched a movie called Private Benjamin Goldie
Speaker 1: Haunt is in it, and then the movie it's her
Speaker 1: wedding night, She's sucking her husband, he's making noise and
Speaker 1: suddenly stops because he had a heart attack. I thought
Speaker 1: this only existed in movies, but here we go from
Speaker 1: the episode with Many's mother storm. So anyways, um so again,
Speaker 1: I guess today's horrible decision is embarrassing ship, But in
Speaker 1: my mama's case. It's almost she caught a body. Almost. Oh,
Speaker 1: we're friends. We're still friends. So explain what happened and
Speaker 1: kind of the embarrassing moment during So I knew the
Speaker 1: guy for a few months and then we went out
Speaker 1: to dinners and stuff like that and chilling, and you know,
Speaker 1: I got through different phases and it was like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try a guy that's a little older than me.
Speaker 1: How old was he he was? I was like, a
Speaker 1: few years? Are you dining younger guys? Don't really, I'm
Speaker 1: usually it's my age or younger. Okay, I don't she's older,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, okay, I need somebody. It's a little
Speaker 1: more swar to god, I'm just like, what else? What
Speaker 1: else you have to say? Actually he's about six ft
Speaker 1: three he and he was built. However, he did have
Speaker 1: a heart condition and a penis pump. Son made needless
Speaker 1: to say I've never tried a penis pumps and said, well,
Speaker 1: let me see what this is about. So it's uh
Speaker 1: device that's implanted into the penis and it's almost like
Speaker 1: a like we're pump. Yeah, the in the balls they
Speaker 1: have the little squeezer and you squeeze it and it
Speaker 1: pumps it up, and then when you want to release it,
Speaker 1: you just put squeezer and hold it down. So I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to talk about like what
Speaker 1: strippers do, like that glass thing they put over there. No,
Speaker 1: this is like a true penis pump. It's like ja,
Speaker 1: it's internal, it's inside. The penis was really old. No,
Speaker 1: he wasn't really old. No, he had a heart condition
Speaker 1: because I got a pacemaker, my mom. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I find out all this stuff, like, I have never
Speaker 1: heard of this penis, So I wanted you to google
Speaker 1: the penis. So I want you to see what a
Speaker 1: penis pump does because I want you to go. So
Speaker 1: it lasts the balls right, it's it's got the pumper
Speaker 1: in there. And then did you watch him do it
Speaker 1: or did you do it? I've seen it. I've didn't
Speaker 1: watch him. So anyway, so then we were we had
Speaker 1: entered into the intercourse and I'm like, okay, let me
Speaker 1: try to first time for everything you can say. We
Speaker 1: started sucking. We entered into the well. He started on
Speaker 1: the floor in front of me and making me squirt. Okay,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden He kicks back and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? And his pacemaker went off? What do
Speaker 1: you mean? It went on? It shocked him. He had
Speaker 1: a pacemaker the food latter, and it shocked him while
Speaker 1: he was Oh my god, look who's clothing. Speaking of pacemakers, mom,
Speaker 1: we're on air with Mandy's mom and she's telling us
Speaker 1: about the man she fun that had a pacemaker that
Speaker 1: had our heart. It's act really a smile with the paramedics,
Speaker 1: all right, love me buy it shocked like three more times,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what am I supposed to do because
Speaker 1: we're both buttass naked and he So one gets there
Speaker 1: and they're like, what's your I call him. They're like
Speaker 1: what's the address. I'm like, I don't fucking know. How
Speaker 1: do I know the address? So I have to find
Speaker 1: a piece of mail and I'm like read the address
Speaker 1: off and they're like, what's his? Uh yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: full name right there there. You listen. I don't remember
Speaker 1: ship like that when I've just been shocked with a
Speaker 1: defibrillator in my pussy. I mean, okay, So I just
Speaker 1: keep going. So they show up all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: they're like, so, what were you doing prior to this,
Speaker 1: and I just looked and I was waiting on him
Speaker 1: to address him, put his shorts on and make him presentable.
Speaker 1: And then when they got there, they gave him like
Speaker 1: a shot in the arm of like and uh whatever
Speaker 1: to stop the because his heart rate was like a hundred.
Speaker 1: So then they get ready to take him downstairs and
Speaker 1: he's get the get the weed. Yeah, He's like, take
Speaker 1: the weed and put it in the car. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: So then they put him in the ambulance. I fall,
Speaker 1: did you tell them what y'all were doing? I didn't
Speaker 1: say a ship. I said nothing. So when I said nothing,
Speaker 1: you think he responded with like watching TV. And they
Speaker 1: both kind of looked at us, like all the whole
Speaker 1: group of them, because they literally had him hooked up
Speaker 1: to the machine like ready to shock him. They shocked
Speaker 1: him twice and it was terrible. It was terrible. So
Speaker 1: then we get to the hospital and he's a little narcissistic.
Speaker 1: So once he gets in there, not only have you
Speaker 1: almost died, now you want to start talking ship. So
Speaker 1: they give him a shot at don to shut him up.
Speaker 1: It's like an anti psychotics. So then they give him
Speaker 1: not to shut him up because he's just like I
Speaker 1: want this, I'm shut the funk up, lucky or a
Speaker 1: lie asked right there in the house and not called.
Speaker 1: No boy, is it safe to say that your pussy
Speaker 1: is deadly? You got that? Not listen. I don't know
Speaker 1: how I would fill with like a hearted during sex.
Speaker 1: They must to say anytime after that, we like hung
Speaker 1: out because we stay friends. I mean that's kind of something,
Speaker 1: you know, like every want to stay with them again. No,
Speaker 1: you said he made st No, no, but no we
Speaker 1: did lunches and drives. But no, that's what I let
Speaker 1: him do it. But they had to watch the TV
Speaker 1: and Being Mary Jane. You watch Being Mary Jane Garriel Union.
Speaker 1: Oh I love it. There's a guy that had a
Speaker 1: seizure right after sex, and that's scary. You know, the
Speaker 1: best show in the world is Sex Sent Me to
Speaker 1: the e Er. Oh no, it's terrible. So there's so
Speaker 1: there's a show different like people with different fetishes and
Speaker 1: stuff too, like vampires and all these different they like
Speaker 1: freaking get their dick stuck in stuff and the females
Speaker 1: get there and they have to go almost like I
Speaker 1: could have been on that show. But it's a only
Speaker 1: good show, and I would have said. This next clip
Speaker 1: is from an episode that is my least favorite. It's
Speaker 1: called Pussy Is All You Get, featuring b K Chat.
Speaker 1: B K chat is a YouTube channel that has a
Speaker 1: panel of men and women who come on and discuss
Speaker 1: issues whatever. Um. We saw a clip that we really
Speaker 1: liked online where a girl named Julissa beautiful Chica from
Speaker 1: the b X. I think I don't even know if
Speaker 1: she's from the Bronx, but she sounds like it. She
Speaker 1: basically says that she has to do nothing for her man.
Speaker 1: He will kiss her toes, kiss her feet. She don't
Speaker 1: have to cook for him, she don't have to do ship.
Speaker 1: He loves it either way because her pussy is magical.
Speaker 1: And so yeah, we pretty much go in on her,
Speaker 1: according to y'all, a little too hard. And while I'm
Speaker 1: sorry for it, I've got to say my position hasn't changed.
Speaker 1: You listen, you'll be the judge this video because now
Speaker 1: that we're talking about her boyfriend, I want to discuss. Sorry,
Speaker 1: this is not about cheating, but it could be about cheating,
Speaker 1: because I feel like this is a good reason for
Speaker 1: someone to cheat with your motherfucking mindset So we're gonna
Speaker 1: play this motherfucking video real quick, and I want you
Speaker 1: to listen because you ain't hurt a bit because you
Speaker 1: ain't do your research. No, she said she watched it
Speaker 1: this morning. Okay, walking to play it. So the infidelity
Speaker 1: conversation some different. So listen, I'm gonna play it for
Speaker 1: you guys. I don't nothing for my boyfriends everything. I
Speaker 1: don't nothing nothing. I said that and I get what
Speaker 1: I want. That's he is pissed. Bro, this is great.
Speaker 1: Like I'm just say this. You're like, oh, it's my
Speaker 1: my magical pussy like Percy is special irish every other
Speaker 1: chick is walking around with. Did you already play this? Listen?
Speaker 1: I haven't come here for a second. Serious, come here.
Speaker 1: I'm just motioning your boyfriend to come here. How longer
Speaker 1: did you do that? Um? That that video was like July?
Speaker 1: We recorded that. Okay, So you guys were together, yes
Speaker 1: when you watched it? How do you feel nothing about it?
Speaker 1: It didn't make you feel like ship when you watched it?
Speaker 1: Because I'm not here to do anything for me. What
Speaker 1: if he said that about you, I wouldn't care. What
Speaker 1: did you realn't care that? He pretty much said I
Speaker 1: do nothing for my female I got this, I do
Speaker 1: that money, and I got well that wasn't wait hold on,
Speaker 1: So every that's that's the part. That's the video that's
Speaker 1: going like right, roll on Twitter. That's the only thing.
Speaker 1: But if you watched the whole entire show, I actually
Speaker 1: like it's talk about like other things that I do
Speaker 1: do for him. But it's just like I didn't like
Speaker 1: being asked the question of like housewife should like asked me,
Speaker 1: like do I cook for him? Why do I have
Speaker 1: to cook for him? Why don't Why don't I ever
Speaker 1: get asked does my boyfriend cook for me? So? Wait,
Speaker 1: like ve been together almost see like probably another year,
Speaker 1: you will write someone's least gonna be up mann in
Speaker 1: nic live us rent. So this sounds like they're spilling
Speaker 1: rent for sure. I'm really curious, Like, so what do
Speaker 1: you like? Are you both working under five? We don't
Speaker 1: have a job, okay, so, like you both work forty
Speaker 1: hours a week, so that's a lot of time. Are
Speaker 1: you ever gonna feel like if the house is dirty
Speaker 1: that you gotta blame her for that? We're gonna both
Speaker 1: be working. It depends on who has the time during
Speaker 1: the day. To actually come home or if we ever
Speaker 1: get to that point whe we've lived together, who actually
Speaker 1: had the time of day to um do the first?
Speaker 1: You know herus? Right? Sorry, It's like I worked from
Speaker 1: I worked from seven to six, two jobs and I
Speaker 1: go to school from. That's a lot. So you are
Speaker 1: you in school and work too. I just graduated, so
Speaker 1: you do a lot more out of the house. So like,
Speaker 1: are you gonna feel like you have more responsible Well,
Speaker 1: the thing is, I'm not gonna lie right now, and
Speaker 1: makes sense. All he got time for the diving pussy.
Speaker 1: That's all she got. And at that time you get home,
Speaker 1: a good old Sam would be good at guy and
Speaker 1: cheese with some chips on the side. Yeah, but when
Speaker 1: we started our relationship, I've always said that, and I
Speaker 1: always tell guys that, like, I'm not I'm not about
Speaker 1: to be your housewife. I'm not to be in the
Speaker 1: house like cooking for you while you' all here cheating.
Speaker 1: Like I see, My my mom was a house even
Speaker 1: scorned bro. My mom was the bank. Your boyfriend, we're
Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna try to get your girlfriend. No. Look,
Speaker 1: so my mom was with my stepfather for years. My
Speaker 1: mom done had the house nice and clean for him
Speaker 1: every single day to come home from work. What's your background,
Speaker 1: by the way, you Dominican? So she had the house
Speaker 1: nice and clean friend where he came home, he didn't
Speaker 1: have to deal with the kids because they were already
Speaker 1: in bed, homework was done, the house was nice and clean,
Speaker 1: his food was nice and cooked. He didn't have to
Speaker 1: do ship. But come home, she didn't work or nothing.
Speaker 1: So I guess it was just like that, like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're bringing the money, I'll do I'll do the housewife stuff.
Speaker 1: She did all of that, raised all his kids and
Speaker 1: still got cheated on. So I just feel like, okay,
Speaker 1: you didn't we I mean, you have a new man,
Speaker 1: new relationship. We gotta stop harvording them old feelings, right,
Speaker 1: And so he's at work and in school, so like
Speaker 1: really holding it down because eventually, like we want you
Speaker 1: to not work. Though, do you feel like, whether it's
Speaker 1: because maybe you're not married or something like that, that
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have to hold those household duties down. I mean,
Speaker 1: especially when you're a man, is going to be that busy.
Speaker 1: Let's say you do live together, but we're both that busy.
Speaker 1: Like I really just graduated college, like well and he
Speaker 1: or something like we're both that busy. I just feel like, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: and I'll sit here and say this because I feel
Speaker 1: like so many guys right now got bitch as tendencies.
Speaker 1: And it's because so many emails aren't embracing the roles
Speaker 1: of women anymore either, and they out here I can
Speaker 1: like niggas and to me, I feel like as a
Speaker 1: woman yet and as a woman, there's certain things that
Speaker 1: we should do and our man should want us for.
Speaker 1: And I kind of wanted to ask you this, so
Speaker 1: but you're not on the mic anymore, but I wanted
Speaker 1: to know, like, besides pussy, what else are you offering that?
Speaker 1: What else can you bring as a female? What else?
Speaker 1: I mean besides the pussy? You want to say? Do
Speaker 1: you do you want to say? I mean, I would
Speaker 1: like to know. I mean, I get it. It's a
Speaker 1: magical pussy because I'm real, like, right, you're cute, like
Speaker 1: bear tats? Why her? You know you? I'm sure you
Speaker 1: have a bunch of girls, So what made you want
Speaker 1: to wife her? Because we're single? No, but really, especially
Speaker 1: when after you hear you say all right, honestly, she
Speaker 1: was honest from the drump. From the minute that we
Speaker 1: started talking, she told me from the drump that you
Speaker 1: were not cooking me. This girl then told me she
Speaker 1: was never gonna love me, she would never have sex
Speaker 1: to me, she would never be with me because of
Speaker 1: the already because at the background I had so But
Speaker 1: this is what I'm saying, Like, it's more. It's more
Speaker 1: like when she had the conversation, I didn't get upset
Speaker 1: about it because she does cook well. People were making
Speaker 1: a scene that she was like, I have to obligate
Speaker 1: her to make me. She's not obligated to make me
Speaker 1: a meal. My mother. My mother raised me to never
Speaker 1: depend on the female. So I work harder than I
Speaker 1: make the money that could buy my own food if
Speaker 1: I want to make something, and I know how to cook,
Speaker 1: so I can cook for her as well. It's equality.
Speaker 1: We can do things for each other. Okay, It's it's
Speaker 1: more so honestly, like she's from the drump, Like from
Speaker 1: the minute we got together, she was honestly like, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna cook. I don't cook, I don't know how
Speaker 1: to cook. I'm like holding something back that I don't
Speaker 1: want known. Cute, they're very cute. No, no, but The
Speaker 1: thing is I think I hate I hate being asked
Speaker 1: what do I have to bring to the table? And
Speaker 1: I feel like a man is never ilutely agree with you,
Speaker 1: especially as a self proplaining feminist. But I also know
Speaker 1: that with longevity, right, Like I've just seen relationships over
Speaker 1: and over time after time. Think about when you have
Speaker 1: a guy that wants to cheat on their girlfriend. What's
Speaker 1: the first thing they say, she doesn't do this. But
Speaker 1: if we go by that, that's bullshit because I can
Speaker 1: give him. I can give a guy the world and
Speaker 1: he was still time to cheat. You said that about
Speaker 1: men when I've cheated. He's not making me feel wanted.
Speaker 1: He's not doing these things or whatever. He's like, you can,
Speaker 1: you can do all of that, and they will still cheat,
Speaker 1: Like they're still gonna cheat that and that's what he is. Like,
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm like in my I don't start
Speaker 1: the relationship thinking if I cook this, nick is still
Speaker 1: my I'm no, No, I just don't. That's just it's
Speaker 1: not like I don't like to do it for a man.
Speaker 1: I just I don't like to cook, Like even before
Speaker 1: I got to relationship with him. My thing is I
Speaker 1: want to be so rich, I can hire a chef
Speaker 1: one day. Like that's never been my mentality, like come home,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know. Is there anything but about taking
Speaker 1: care of whether it be laundry or like something like
Speaker 1: that you like doing for him or do you really
Speaker 1: have it's like mentality like I'm not doing ship. You're
Speaker 1: grown as man. Some women do, which is what it
Speaker 1: seems like you are. But is there anything you do?
Speaker 1: For example, I stay to do there's a lot of money.
Speaker 1: So when he I know he takes care of ship,
Speaker 1: and I'd like to clean his house. I do. Sometimes
Speaker 1: he'll come back and I liked him to know his
Speaker 1: house was clean. Whatever. That's something that I like to do.
Speaker 1: It makes me feel good. It's not because I feel
Speaker 1: like I have to. He doesn't ask me. I like
Speaker 1: to make the better like the foldest clothes if they
Speaker 1: were in the corner or whatever, clean things up like
Speaker 1: I like him knowing that I can do that. Now.
Speaker 1: I've done things like that for him. But there are
Speaker 1: there any things that you enjoy doing or do you
Speaker 1: feel bitter about it? Because he sounds now it sounds
Speaker 1: sounds like you don't like doing these things. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not just enjoy him like I enjoy being with
Speaker 1: my man. I don't know like relationship. I want to
Speaker 1: know this because we do have another guy in the building.
Speaker 1: Would you date a female with that approach? And why?
Speaker 1: Because I'm not playing that, how do you I'm twenty
Speaker 1: nine years I'm huh different because now I feel like
Speaker 1: we gotta play ball. Man, relationship is all about playing
Speaker 1: ball in the house, gotta get clean somehow somewhere. But
Speaker 1: he has like if we're gonna hire somebody to do
Speaker 1: that because we're both busy, then we're playing ball. That's
Speaker 1: that's the agreement we're gonna I got to make sure
Speaker 1: that my girl knows how to handle these things, so
Speaker 1: that way that could be passing on to my daughter
Speaker 1: or you know what I'm taking she can't clean the house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've cleaned. I've cleaned his house. Like there's been times
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go play basketball, I'm just chilling his house.
Speaker 1: And I have cleaned his home before. And there's been
Speaker 1: times where I'm home and he's in my house and
Speaker 1: I wake up and he has breakfast ready for me.
Speaker 1: I just don't people are making it seem like I
Speaker 1: have like these are things that I have to do, like,
Speaker 1: I just don't think I have. Do you think there's
Speaker 1: anything for you in your relationship when you're looking for
Speaker 1: women if they do have to do? Not have to
Speaker 1: excuse me, don't take that word back like the pressure
Speaker 1: like so I know there's right, right, do you need?
Speaker 1: I just feel like apart from their emotional things because listen, man,
Speaker 1: it's like it's a million and ones like on that tape.
Speaker 1: That's just like a billion pussy's on the planet, all right,
Speaker 1: So so so being there is a lot and the
Speaker 1: fact that women mature and get older a lot faster.
Speaker 1: My whole thing is you don't want a younger female
Speaker 1: coming in the game with a little bit of like
Speaker 1: you know, juice and knows how to do these extra
Speaker 1: things and that you know what I'm sayingstract the nigger
Speaker 1: and you know what I'm saying, he and he looks
Speaker 1: at it like, oh ship, my girl, don't do that,
Speaker 1: My girl, don't do that. So it's easier for speak speaking,
Speaker 1: for you to choose to do those things. And those
Speaker 1: the reason I know my nigga needs to wake up
Speaker 1: and comment like a little hell on my Instagram. They're
Speaker 1: just like the other ones. Well, you need to be
Speaker 1: thirsty for not only I wanted to bring a question
Speaker 1: to you because I'm thinking of myself while y'all answering this,
Speaker 1: what do you expect from him? Before you answer that,
Speaker 1: I'll give you where this question comes from. To me,
Speaker 1: my man, I want to be. I feel like a
Speaker 1: man's job is to provide. So I'm not splitting bills. Sorry, bro,
Speaker 1: that's not me. We've discussed, we've we've had this discussion.
Speaker 1: So as a man and his job to be as
Speaker 1: a provider, I didn't grow up with that. I grew
Speaker 1: up in a single parent household as well, which is
Speaker 1: why since then every niggau has been rich. Because I'm
Speaker 1: not dealing with no broadcasting. And so I feel like,
Speaker 1: as a man, who I'm expecting to provide, to pay
Speaker 1: the bills, to take care of the house, that's right.
Speaker 1: As a female, I feel like, yeah, I'm gonna suck you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do all this. You're not gonna make me
Speaker 1: suck you. Fuck you clean the house, wash the dishes,
Speaker 1: do all this and then expect me to split the rent.
Speaker 1: So to me, because but so to me, I feel
Speaker 1: like if I'm expecting that from him, like listen. I
Speaker 1: feel like you need to be the provider and you
Speaker 1: need to take care of the household. The least I
Speaker 1: can do, not feeling an obligation, but the least I
Speaker 1: can do is make the house clean, make sure that
Speaker 1: the dishes washed, the lunch. I am so proud of
Speaker 1: your daughter. Let me tell you, because you really ain't ship.
Speaker 1: I an't really mind. You don't talk like this privately
Speaker 1: with me. Well, you don't talk privately no more. I've
Speaker 1: never heard you say that. Me and Crystal talk about it.
Speaker 1: We we debate this so much. Almost heard you talk
Speaker 1: more like her. No, I'm serious. I've heard you say like,
Speaker 1: he's gonna do this, this this for me, I've never heard. Well,
Speaker 1: that's why I ain't having sex, because I'm in the
Speaker 1: where I'm not dealing with the boys because they look good,
Speaker 1: no more. I'm looking for a man, and this is
Speaker 1: as what I'm looking for in a man. It's him
Speaker 1: to be a provider. And because he's a provider, I
Speaker 1: know that I can clean house. I know that, and
Speaker 1: I know that I should do that because I want
Speaker 1: to God to provide, which is why I'm asking you,
Speaker 1: what do you want from him? What are you expecting
Speaker 1: from him as a man. I just want him to
Speaker 1: always be honest with me. This is what I don't think. No,
Speaker 1: but I've never I've never heard you're just enjoying Episode ten,
Speaker 1: What a fucking great one. We had an anonymous couple
Speaker 1: come on the mail was bisexual, and so was the female.
Speaker 1: We kind of wanted to interview them about how they
Speaker 1: work it out, what kind of sex they have, do
Speaker 1: they swap, do they swing? Things like that, and the
Speaker 1: girlfriend ended up saying some fucking ship that blew our
Speaker 1: minds in the middle of this episode. Listen up to
Speaker 1: episode ten by Love, featuring a by couple of girls.
Speaker 1: So when you like, you guys reconnected and then okay,
Speaker 1: so now I'm like still super interested in They're like, okay,
Speaker 1: so in the conversation your sexuality and your sexuality, like
Speaker 1: did you know already from rumors in the streets? Okay,
Speaker 1: and why is it that you didn't give a ship?
Speaker 1: Why is it yeah for you to be I'm just
Speaker 1: super cures in this. Yeah, we are the only many
Speaker 1: people I think that we know right that we're the
Speaker 1: only people that out of all of my friends, they're
Speaker 1: all like, bitch, He'll let you do what he may
Speaker 1: do what what? And so they're super against any guy
Speaker 1: even doing the strap on dealing with men. What made
Speaker 1: you okay with the fact that you knew he had
Speaker 1: dealt with men before? So, if I'm being honest, I
Speaker 1: don't know that I necessarily was okay. Okay, that is honest. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the year prior to that, I got divorced, and
Speaker 1: it was because I found out that my husband was
Speaker 1: sleeping with a guy. Oh shit, Oh I've ever said
Speaker 1: that actually publicly, So just in context. I think that
Speaker 1: over the course of a year and some serious therapy, Um,
Speaker 1: I figured out that it was not an issue of
Speaker 1: I was worried about secret. Yeah, it was the secret.
Speaker 1: It was the secret. Absolutely. I'm openly bisexual. I had
Speaker 1: girlfriends when I was in the military. Like, that's not
Speaker 1: a big issue for me. So I understood the fluidity
Speaker 1: of it. It was the fact that it was a secret.
Speaker 1: Be it be when I ask you about it, Like,
Speaker 1: what you need to answer is I like dudes, And
Speaker 1: if you can't say that, like if you say it
Speaker 1: was a mistake, it wasn't. When I feel and then
Speaker 1: I find out that there's actually more to that it's
Speaker 1: the issue. Are you comfortable with who you are? And
Speaker 1: if you're that sex confidence is sexy is Let me
Speaker 1: just say, women say to me all the time that
Speaker 1: they don't want to see their man is weak. And
Speaker 1: you're sitting here with this huge guy, like the masculine right,
Speaker 1: like he's super masculine. That confidence has so much more
Speaker 1: weight than anything. So just to say, like just knowing
Speaker 1: a man was hiding himself, that's what makes it so
Speaker 1: sexy and absolutely like I'm I'm super against And I
Speaker 1: say this often because anytime I'm on the phone with
Speaker 1: anyone or work, I'm trying to get to know someone
Speaker 1: and the first time they sit here and we had
Speaker 1: this conversation before. There's times that I'll talk to guys
Speaker 1: and they'll admit to me the things they've done with men.
Speaker 1: And my very first question is do the women you do,
Speaker 1: the other women you talk to know know this about you?
Speaker 1: And they're like, nah, man, I ain't telling nobody this.
Speaker 1: I'm not comfortable And it's just like that to me,
Speaker 1: that download lifestyle and not being comfortable with your sexuality
Speaker 1: not only that enough to respect who you're having sex with.
Speaker 1: Let them make the decision if they want to sleep
Speaker 1: with someone who's dealing with men and women. But if
Speaker 1: someone is not secure in themselves, like you're not relationship
Speaker 1: material period. That's heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual. If you're not secure
Speaker 1: in who you are as a man or as a woman,
Speaker 1: the relationship is going to be nothing but problem. And
Speaker 1: so this wasn't something where he had to come out
Speaker 1: to you. You knew before you got into a relationship
Speaker 1: with him. That keeps possibly you know, went both ways.
Speaker 1: I don't live a secret life, you know, Like like
Speaker 1: I said, I don't, I don't my mom. My mom
Speaker 1: was the first person I told you know, Like so
Speaker 1: when you when your mom knows and your friends know.
Speaker 1: I made a spreadsheet. I made a spreadsheet primary secondary
Speaker 1: people the conversation with because I only and it was
Speaker 1: I kissed somebody at thirty. I came out because I
Speaker 1: rather deal with being really because I know people there's
Speaker 1: so I would rather deal with being perceived as gay,
Speaker 1: right then deal with lying to the people that I
Speaker 1: care about and playing to love. And so what's important
Speaker 1: and my only real advice to women, um is don't
Speaker 1: connect someone's sexuality to their character and integrity. Because Carmelo
Speaker 1: Anthony straight right, and that strip is pregnant, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. So you can you can have your
Speaker 1: super educated doctor who's banging his secretary. So it's like,
Speaker 1: being heterosexual doesn't mean that you have a man who's honest,
Speaker 1: a man that'll be true to you. You know that's
Speaker 1: but that's real. And so just because a guy has
Speaker 1: is bisexual and has an attraction to men doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that I'm a liar, doesn't mean that I'm a cheater.
Speaker 1: I'm as honest a person as you will ever meet.
Speaker 1: And I would rather deal with any consequences of being
Speaker 1: honest than to say I love you, but I'm lying
Speaker 1: to you, right, And this is my question. I actually
Speaker 1: have a question to you about this because you being
Speaker 1: so open with it, and I'm not sure what your
Speaker 1: dealings are now, but I've had friends asked me, do
Speaker 1: you ever so women get jealous of other women with him?
Speaker 1: Is it jealousy with men and women? Is it something
Speaker 1: to where you feel like, damn, not only might this
Speaker 1: nigga cheat on me with a girl but also a guy.
Speaker 1: Is Is it something that you that crosses your mind
Speaker 1: that it could be anybody? Essentially, So essentially I'm in
Speaker 1: a very unique position because I'm dating him. Like I
Speaker 1: legitimately can tell you from bottom my heart, I have
Speaker 1: no doubt at any point in time that he would
Speaker 1: ever do anything to her Like do I get jealous sometimes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: but it's not from place of fear, and it's because
Speaker 1: you trust him. You have that I don't have. Like there.
Speaker 1: I have told him on several occasions when I'm out
Speaker 1: of town and we can't see each other that it's
Speaker 1: okay for him to do things. It's fine, I'm cool
Speaker 1: with that, and he's just like, no, this is the
Speaker 1: thing that I totally feel you because I'm there right now,
Speaker 1: She's there right. I feel like I don't know where
Speaker 1: I stand with this guy, but I feel like he
Speaker 1: three months apart for free right, don't think. I think
Speaker 1: when you are when you know someone is emotionally connected
Speaker 1: to you like well, And this is the thing to
Speaker 1: the fact that both of you, even you seeming a
Speaker 1: lot less open than he is as far as just
Speaker 1: your personality. I feel like the fact that your communication
Speaker 1: seems completely open and you know that at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, what you didn't have with your last
Speaker 1: husband was when you asked him a question you didn't
Speaker 1: know if he was telling you the truth, and it's
Speaker 1: with him, you know that. Listen, if I ask you,
Speaker 1: I'm going to know the truth. And I feel like
Speaker 1: that's the biggest issue with having relationships is that you
Speaker 1: always want to feel like you're finding dirt because you
Speaker 1: feel like who you're with you can't trust. And when
Speaker 1: that trust is there, regardless of their sexuality, what it is,
Speaker 1: it's literally just focused on that. Yeah, she's over here
Speaker 1: trying to get sound bites and if you're on yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, and I know you guys hear us talk
Speaker 1: about funny ship and all the time, and this is
Speaker 1: still I'm still with the ship. I mean, I hope
Speaker 1: you guys are not, you know, still laughing kind of
Speaker 1: sort no, but I definitely want I just just to
Speaker 1: dig into this conversation to the mind, like I have
Speaker 1: so many couples that they put on that front for you.
Speaker 1: You know, Ony's Instagram and then and loves Me. We
Speaker 1: fight constantly, but you know, because I address every issue
Speaker 1: that I have, immunication, communication, and you seem like, I mean,
Speaker 1: it just seems comfortable and this I'm working, I'm being
Speaker 1: a better person and I have a question to this
Speaker 1: um and this again goes from personal but real quick
Speaker 1: because it's funny. I tell people all the time when
Speaker 1: I meet them, I am not a nice person. I
Speaker 1: am not I am mean, I will hurt your feelings,
Speaker 1: but but I am a good person. Like I am
Speaker 1: someone you can kill if you if you were my friend.
Speaker 1: My friend was in um back home. She missed the
Speaker 1: flight to Jamaica to start her vacation, and she's in
Speaker 1: my city. I was like her mom. She calls her
Speaker 1: mom crying and she's and her mom goes, so, David's
Speaker 1: gonna come get you because she knows I'm gonna come
Speaker 1: get her. I'm gonna make sure that she's gonna have
Speaker 1: a great day. Her and her friend who I just
Speaker 1: met that day at my place, we're swimming. I took
Speaker 1: him to dinner, to lunch. We cooked them dinner. Um,
Speaker 1: we started their vacation. Because I'm a good person. She's nice,
Speaker 1: like she's genuinely cares about other human beings. And I
Speaker 1: don't even think about that. She thought. I was like,
Speaker 1: it's gonna get caught. We gonna go out of him,
Speaker 1: Like I guess she's going for the ethnic look today.
Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna tell her this to put a
Speaker 1: fly iron, I just wanted to get some of the
Speaker 1: birds that were nesting in the hair, like I just today.
Speaker 1: But you know what I also like about that, though,
Speaker 1: is that I feel like Wee knows she's attractive, she
Speaker 1: knows the confidence right, she doesn't feel like she has
Speaker 1: to look perfect all the time or not. But I
Speaker 1: feel like someone don't just get anybody wants somebody. I
Speaker 1: feel that I have makeup on or not. Maybe less
Speaker 1: cat calls, maybe right if I have something to can't
Speaker 1: be here on. But whoever was going to really talk
Speaker 1: to me in that ball? Absolutely? You know, I feel like, well, well,
Speaker 1: and we go all the time and I'm much bigger,
Speaker 1: like I'm a thick bitch, and I tell her all
Speaker 1: the time. I still pull mad niggas I will about
Speaker 1: these little flim bitches. Because here's the question. Man, the
Speaker 1: guys lost twenty pounds, are you the same dude? I'm
Speaker 1: talking the same dude. So I'm not gonna lie, do
Speaker 1: you want to lose twenty pounds? But no, I mean
Speaker 1: I say this all the time because I'll have other
Speaker 1: girls come at me, like other Instagram models like and
Speaker 1: they'd be like, bitch, if y'all only knew I bag
Speaker 1: the same niggas that y'all do the same blue check
Speaker 1: mark ass niggas, y'all be trying to get be all
Speaker 1: of my motherfucker damn sup And I got what's the
Speaker 1: body count on the blue checkmarks? Listen, I ain't even
Speaker 1: gonna maybe get a blue checks interviewing? What wait? Twitter
Speaker 1: started in oh nine, We're not going to do that
Speaker 1: math No, but and and that's the thing like that
Speaker 1: we say all the time. And when I'm going for you,
Speaker 1: for you, who's for you? Who's for you? Who's for me?
Speaker 1: Who's for me? And when we go out, when I
Speaker 1: go out with any of my friends, even if we
Speaker 1: all see the same guy, would be like, bitch, well
Speaker 1: let's see who he talked to. And it's literally like
Speaker 1: there's no competition because we all pull different types of men,
Speaker 1: we all are open to different types of things. She's
Speaker 1: more into domb ship. I'm no, I'm in the domb ship.
Speaker 1: She's like sub My other homegirl is super prude. She's
Speaker 1: fucking I think she's head on an episode the one
Speaker 1: that we just had on the oh yeah, well, even
Speaker 1: Crystal Crystal just got her first good dick nine. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, isn't sad? So sad? So like we say
Speaker 1: this all the time, but yeah, so um, I was
Speaker 1: gonna ask the questions that happen like you have every
Speaker 1: will have. These people are gonna be like, why the
Speaker 1: fun didn't you ask him this? Okay, so yeah you
Speaker 1: said just now that you said he could do things?
Speaker 1: What are you thinking in your mind? Do you think
Speaker 1: you can do things when when you guys are not
Speaker 1: together and you let him know that, hey, you can
Speaker 1: do your own thing. What is going on in your mind?
Speaker 1: What do you think he's doing. I don't think he's
Speaker 1: doing anything. I at one point was encouraging it. Apparently
Speaker 1: it's a bad idea to do that. So because like
Speaker 1: I said, I travel a lot, and as a woman,
Speaker 1: I think that sometimes I need sometimes can be different,
Speaker 1: or at least I know for us sometimes my needs
Speaker 1: a different. And I'm just like, what I want to
Speaker 1: go to bed? Right? I'm knowing the sex drive? Right?
Speaker 1: Do you want to feel like you need to accommodate
Speaker 1: his part of his sexuality is bi sexual? Side? Like
Speaker 1: on no, no, oh, so you're not so are you
Speaker 1: another advice to women, right, if you're going to date
Speaker 1: a bisexual man and you want it to be monogamous,
Speaker 1: don't date to bottom. Don't date a guy who intrinsically
Speaker 1: needs dick in his life. If that if that's something,
Speaker 1: but if that's something he needs, that's something that's right.
Speaker 1: It forces the only top and bottom. By the way,
Speaker 1: for you guys who don't know, I feel like we
Speaker 1: all should. But picture and Catcher, it's it's simple. But
Speaker 1: the guys that I've dated have all been rock bottoms,
Speaker 1: like people who have no interest in poking anybody with anything.
Speaker 1: And um. And it's not to say I've never experimented,
Speaker 1: because of course you experiment, and sometimes if you if
Speaker 1: you're not right, But it's the bottom line is I
Speaker 1: don't have a need for it. So if what our
Speaker 1: issue sexually is that we're not in the same city
Speaker 1: all the time, and so if I could sleep with
Speaker 1: her every single night, there would be no need for anything. Ever,
Speaker 1: the frustration that I have is not that I miss
Speaker 1: being with a guy because I'm in love with her.
Speaker 1: Um And when you start making love with somebody, what
Speaker 1: is like but but like, yeah, like going to like
Speaker 1: hooking up with someone. When you're making love to someone,
Speaker 1: it's like it's it's pales in comparison, and it's just stupid,
Speaker 1: and that those let's say those we weren't talking like
Speaker 1: I was around the world acting that god dang fool
Speaker 1: you know um. But as soon as we reconnected, and
Speaker 1: I swear, so this is funny, I stole a kiss
Speaker 1: just because she had started dating someone else, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm being super honest with him. So I wanted her
Speaker 1: to have to tell him that we made out right,
Speaker 1: and that was it was just me being petty. I
Speaker 1: was being petty, right, and then I kissed her and
Speaker 1: the world stopped. Like it was like everything I've done
Speaker 1: in the last couple of months. I didn't want it anymore.
Speaker 1: To get back online. I don't know if I met
Speaker 1: my matches right. He wasn't talking to me about me
Speaker 1: like that Russian I know, the world stop. I don't
Speaker 1: think that came out. I message might have stop, but
Speaker 1: it was not this. What was Yeah, Okay, So it
Speaker 1: seems because as sexuality is open, I think just like
Speaker 1: she asked a question of Peggy, because we just assumed, right,
Speaker 1: So I assumed that you're relationship is more open. Do
Speaker 1: you ever want to bring other people into it? You
Speaker 1: talk about it in question and if you do, not
Speaker 1: to our capacity, Like, first of all, have you guys
Speaker 1: had okay? And if you guys do have a three
Speaker 1: both like them? Ask the girl you both like women,
Speaker 1: you both like men? Would it be open as far
Speaker 1: as the gender? I feel like that's something we just
Speaker 1: haven't discussed. You guys have okay as a guy? Right?
Speaker 1: Every time she looks at a girl, I get hopeful, right, right,
Speaker 1: So we had this conversation because we're crashing at your place, right,
Speaker 1: we're crashing at these place while while we're here in
Speaker 1: New York City, and I and at some point I
Speaker 1: was just on the excited. I'm so excited about meeting
Speaker 1: her because I've always like and I just felt like
Speaker 1: friends side of mine and so um, and I wanted
Speaker 1: to go to Cuba really bad, but I couldn't go
Speaker 1: because they don't know you. So so I was just
Speaker 1: expressing her how excited I was glad to cancel a
Speaker 1: non cancelable hotel, like I got a doctor's know from
Speaker 1: the friends. It's not my mom was sick, and so
Speaker 1: she at one point goes it seems like, you're more
Speaker 1: excited to meet her than me, And I'm just like, wait, what.
Speaker 1: By the way, I have another bedroom in my apartment,
Speaker 1: which is why they when they came to New York
Speaker 1: they stayed with me, because I know they're like, what's
Speaker 1: all She's like, She's like, I just feel like you
Speaker 1: really wanted through something to happen this weekend, And I
Speaker 1: was like, wait, I didn't say any of that. I
Speaker 1: just like, like a day later, he's like, so this
Speaker 1: is like, I'm like, I just don't remember who this
Speaker 1: is because she mentioned I'm like, I mean, I wish
Speaker 1: if you if you didn't showed me that the one
Speaker 1: when you said when you told lover boy, this is
Speaker 1: your pussy and then you were like, why did I
Speaker 1: do that? Your girlfriend her talking about loving Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: When he reminded me who this was, I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I wish you just said it was her about the
Speaker 1: fact that you wanted to secure and so so as
Speaker 1: a guy, and I feel like you can relate to this,
Speaker 1: like as if the opportunity, if the opper opportunity ever
Speaker 1: existed for you to sleep in the apartment that both
Speaker 1: of these women were saying it right you would have
Speaker 1: some hopes and dreams about the future of what could
Speaker 1: happen right, and then the reality is she was making
Speaker 1: it like you want to have, like you be happy
Speaker 1: even if I wasn't there, and I'm like, no, that's
Speaker 1: not it. I want y'all hold on, let me finish.
Speaker 1: I was a little this is good because I thought
Speaker 1: she was average, and then you showed me a picture.
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting there going no, I want you to
Speaker 1: to be attracted to each other. Whatever I would need
Speaker 1: to do right, if I needed out a hand or
Speaker 1: an appage, or if I need to just sit in
Speaker 1: the white and just masturbated. This is the greatest moment
Speaker 1: of so happy to be watching this live, like I'm
Speaker 1: fine with anything. This is not about me going behind
Speaker 1: your back to meet her. I just would if the
Speaker 1: first time I ever saw her touch another woman, it
Speaker 1: would be awesome. Episode thirty two, Marks Black from Loving
Speaker 1: Hip Hop comes on and the interview was really supposed
Speaker 1: to be about him and his group Detales, but somehow
Speaker 1: ended up coming back to me and figuring out what's
Speaker 1: wrong with me because I'm submissive in the bed and
Speaker 1: doing it with white men? Is engaging in this slave
Speaker 1: mentality all over again. What a fucking asshole. Listen to
Speaker 1: this ship and see why I was pissed accidentally a
Speaker 1: lot of time. Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you,
Speaker 1: Like I have a lot of crazy. You know that,
Speaker 1: I have a lot of disrespectful sex, a lot of
Speaker 1: dominating sex. And I am all about trust. And if
Speaker 1: I feel like somebody playing me, that's what she said.
Speaker 1: She's getting. Yeah, she has a collar. All of that
Speaker 1: ship that we consider that vanilla. I mean, so the
Speaker 1: stuff I said not even I mean they say that
Speaker 1: dominating people in their you know, you work lives. So
Speaker 1: you you like Wesley Pipes, Tim on your neck, Pipes Tim,
Speaker 1: she doesn't watch black pup. It's not don't want a
Speaker 1: black wom but like Wesley Pipes if you if you
Speaker 1: like porn, dude, like, yeah, he's not. She doesn't. But
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like she's she's like I really kind
Speaker 1: of girls. Point, guys, I wish I want to tell
Speaker 1: you a woman to me, I was dating a black men.
Speaker 1: The last black men was married and played me out,
Speaker 1: and so I had to go to white boys. I
Speaker 1: want to let it. I want to, I want to
Speaker 1: I want to let out of a known fact within
Speaker 1: our crew. He only likes black women, but what's crazily
Speaker 1: attracted to black women? And no, no, no, I'm stating
Speaker 1: this out there for the world to hear, Like I
Speaker 1: had a lot of rappers don't like black women and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. His thing is he only I actually
Speaker 1: look at him out I'm like, she's pretty. He looks.
Speaker 1: He literally doesn't agree. I'm like, you know what, that
Speaker 1: makes me feel good to hear, because there's so many
Speaker 1: times where I hate feeling and secure about my hair
Speaker 1: or niggas calling me ghetto or being like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: gonna do this, this is and that. But I want
Speaker 1: to be clear off. Okay, Um, everybody has a preference. Okay,
Speaker 1: so my preference as a black woman that that that
Speaker 1: that's not to say that chill out let me. I'm
Speaker 1: going to it. There's I find other I find I
Speaker 1: find other females attractive. I've seen, like you know, how
Speaker 1: he clowns back and back in her day that you know.
Speaker 1: I feel like, I feel like there's a tract of
Speaker 1: females from every race. But I'm like, you gotta be
Speaker 1: if you're gonna be a white girl, you gotta be
Speaker 1: ice cold, you gotta be on some other ship with
Speaker 1: a mean talk game, and we gotta be able to relate,
Speaker 1: gotta be wild. But I love I love black girl.
Speaker 1: So so if I if I knew that you only
Speaker 1: date females and and white guys, chances chances I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have came down to the show, or I'd have just
Speaker 1: thought to you can't tell you what, it's just, it's
Speaker 1: just time. Um. Ever since Trump got elected, I keep
Speaker 1: finding my way back because I really I'm having a
Speaker 1: hard time having a talk. I have to sit Nigs down,
Speaker 1: tell him who Emmett's Hill is. Haven't watched and I'm exhausted,
Speaker 1: and I missed talking about white people with black You know,
Speaker 1: it's hard. Do you know how difficult it is. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, have disrespectful sex with white guys, super disrespectful,
Speaker 1: like a telling thing. I feel like, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: no no no, that's a good d I've been getting
Speaker 1: fucked well, but I have great sex. Um. It's just
Speaker 1: that with black men, I've noticed they don't have a
Speaker 1: lot of experience doing being dumbs because a lot of
Speaker 1: black women don't enjoy being submissive. So it's kind of
Speaker 1: hard because the experien it's a little more difficult. He's
Speaker 1: looking at our cover. What explains this banana's? Well, banana's
Speaker 1: that's when I got the face one like that. But no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's just it's the illess curve on a banana that
Speaker 1: it could have it like a look curve. A goddamn
Speaker 1: I'm not try Berry curve. I look like Gyves. Um,
Speaker 1: enough about me with my interview, right, So, so basically
Speaker 1: what your week every week is your every every show
Speaker 1: with your interviews. We trust me, they've had enough of
Speaker 1: my pussy and my choking, spanking sex a ventures and
Speaker 1: we haven't heard that. We Well, y'all need motherucking listen
Speaker 1: to the show. Then that's what y'all talking about us
Speaker 1: watching showing hip hop. You guys, listen to a couple
Speaker 1: of episodes and we'll let you guys know the best
Speaker 1: ones to start out. I'm not listening to this show,
Speaker 1: but now you bet y'all he's so salty right now.
Speaker 1: You don't you know like interracial dating? You know it's
Speaker 1: crazy as a No, and no, that's not true. I'm
Speaker 1: asking No, I'm fine with he's not a fan of
Speaker 1: inspirational dating. That's not well, no, I'm not a fan
Speaker 1: of it, but I'm not against it by any mean.
Speaker 1: I want to be clear about that. I'm not against
Speaker 1: I'm not against any black. He's not anti white, though
Speaker 1: I'm not. We're by racial so I think we can
Speaker 1: go either. First of all, there's not a there's not
Speaker 1: a you'd be hard press an African American that's not
Speaker 1: mixed with something. Okay, but I don't have a problem
Speaker 1: with somebody dating somebody else. But when your preference is
Speaker 1: somebody else other than ourselves, and I don't I don't
Speaker 1: tell you my preference was white man, I've been dating
Speaker 1: a way, it'll be hard press for me to know that.
Speaker 1: Like if I started dealing with you and I know
Speaker 1: how you like it in bed, and I was doing
Speaker 1: that things with you, and to hear stories of like
Speaker 1: we you with your white boyfriend doing this? All right,
Speaker 1: let's scale that back. I make my own decisions. I
Speaker 1: want to let treating. I'm not gonna matter what color
Speaker 1: they are. Now I'm talking, yeah, Okay. I think it's
Speaker 1: really unfair to say that if black women want to
Speaker 1: have rough sex, they can't let white men do it.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you can't all the power. Men don't
Speaker 1: do things to me that I don't want them do,
Speaker 1: and that's and that's just something I just want to
Speaker 1: teach a little bit of maybe even our listeners about
Speaker 1: b DS. I'm not gonna take my compliments back from
Speaker 1: she's pretty. I'm extreme. Women that choose submissive sex aren't
Speaker 1: choosing to give up their power. You only do what
Speaker 1: I ask you to do. My rules are stated before
Speaker 1: and after sex. I bring out all the whips, chains,
Speaker 1: toys that I want. Men are not just inflicting pain
Speaker 1: on me because they felt like today I told you
Speaker 1: I wanted to be here with a belt or slap.
Speaker 1: It's bad imagery in your head to remember slavery and
Speaker 1: just getting you picks. But that's the thing. You know,
Speaker 1: a lot of our kinks are going to be gross,
Speaker 1: Like I can't. I can't always reflect everything back to that.
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, Listen, y'all might not know be
Speaker 1: but I'm the least bit out here to not be
Speaker 1: fighting for us. But the things that I choose to
Speaker 1: do and don't reflect on personally and what I want
Speaker 1: to black women, I agree. I just said if I
Speaker 1: was dealing with you personally, with doing things to you.
Speaker 1: I had to have a flashback. I had. You gotta
Speaker 1: realize it's black queens to him, like he's like that queen,
Speaker 1: my black queen's And you know what, this happens to
Speaker 1: us all the time, spit on and beat my white guy.
Speaker 1: You know what this us every day? People judge what
Speaker 1: we do every day. No what you're getting spin on.
Speaker 1: I like, listen. I choose to come here on this
Speaker 1: platform and say what I do because I'm confident what
Speaker 1: I do and I like it do. If me and
Speaker 1: you have sex tonight, you wouldn't be spitting on me.
Speaker 1: I put my trust in the people that I choose
Speaker 1: to do this with. Women have the choice for this,
Speaker 1: and that's why I do this podcast and decide to
Speaker 1: But just to cleared up, we're not judging you on
Speaker 1: what you're doing. Really, you just said I didn't. You
Speaker 1: don't know what judgment is. Then if you say, if
Speaker 1: I was dealing with you and I found out you
Speaker 1: was doing this, I feel some type of way look
Speaker 1: at something taking out the wrong way. I said nothing
Speaker 1: in my mind right, But that's like you're not speaking
Speaker 1: when you like somebody I'm definitely certain things like and
Speaker 1: I feel I feel, I feel like that's the biggest
Speaker 1: bowl of nonsense. That like, first of all, when a
Speaker 1: human walks into a room and see somebody, when we
Speaker 1: hear something, we judge. Everybody judges like everybody if I
Speaker 1: when I walked in aroong. Okay, that's what when I
Speaker 1: when y'all say every time y'all say something, it triggers
Speaker 1: a reaction in my mind. While I'm thinking why, I
Speaker 1: come to a conclusion that's what we do. You know,
Speaker 1: this is a great conversation. I don't know we have
Speaker 1: to go, but it's just it's exactly what I mean
Speaker 1: when I say that I have first states that I
Speaker 1: don't disclose my podcast, I don't my personal life because
Speaker 1: then it takes it from wow, you're this girl who
Speaker 1: does this and you're an executive and you do what
Speaker 1: you were at tech to like, oh you're talking about dick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so that's what gets you know, and you still
Speaker 1: should keep your job and do every And I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that, look at
Speaker 1: your demeanor. Even that's what happens everybody when they hear
Speaker 1: these things, Well, um, we are going to have to
Speaker 1: this episode soon, so I'm working on it. You're working
Speaker 1: on getting better. I don't want to judgment free Zone.
Speaker 1: We have no problems and quirks are doing at all. Bro.
Speaker 1: When I'll tell y'all, this is one of the most
Speaker 1: classic stories man He's ever told. This story lasted the
Speaker 1: first twenty minutes of the goddamn episode because it took
Speaker 1: time for us to research this bitch's instagram go through
Speaker 1: d m oh my god, best story man he's ever told,
Speaker 1: in my opinion, except for when she pissed on that
Speaker 1: seven guy. Anyway, check this clip out from episode A
Speaker 1: J nothing but a number. I'm really fucking excited. I
Speaker 1: got your day, just like that girl's instagram. You know
Speaker 1: we always bleeped it out. I'm because she's sucking trash. Wait,
Speaker 1: I gotta find her name. Oh, I can't wait to
Speaker 1: tag this fucking nineteen year old, fucking dumb Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't fucking wait. Okay, guys, So for all of
Speaker 1: you guys who have been listening, I'm single as fuck,
Speaker 1: and I just went through a drought where I didn't
Speaker 1: have niggas. I now have too many niggs in my line.
Speaker 1: But I went through a drought where I didn't really
Speaker 1: have anyone on my phone. So I had been swipe swipe,
Speaker 1: swiping my thumbs strong as fuck. I have been swiping
Speaker 1: on um tender um to go on dates. Why not bumble,
Speaker 1: Well it's too complicated. Give you like twenty four hours
Speaker 1: to respond. I don't be like and look thirsty. I
Speaker 1: wanted it. I can't do bumble. I swipe when i'm
Speaker 1: fucked up and maybe I'm not missing something. Oh here
Speaker 1: she goes. Um. Anyways, so I was swiping. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you guys the story, um real briefly. So I swiped
Speaker 1: with this guy. He was super super super super cute. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: he's very handsome, about six six, light skin by racial
Speaker 1: um paperback. No, he actually was a paper bag. He
Speaker 1: was like really light skinned. He looks, you know, he
Speaker 1: looks look kind of Chico like he's black, German and Cuban. Um,
Speaker 1: my boy, you really called him out. I don't know anyway,
Speaker 1: he hasn't nobody man. He's like, hey, no blue chet,
Speaker 1: no blue chet on that whole anyway. So we went
Speaker 1: on a day. He actually hit me up. We we matched,
Speaker 1: we were talking and literally the next day, he was like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's go for lunch. I wouldn't do a ship, so
Speaker 1: I said, okay, man, I'll take I'll take much. So
Speaker 1: he came and picked me up. He lives in like
Speaker 1: New Rochelle, which is above you know, the Bronx. And
Speaker 1: when you're about the Bronx, most of them have sucking cars.
Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, I guess I'll go ahead
Speaker 1: and throw it out there. He was twenty two years old, Um,
Speaker 1: but whatever. So he came and picked me up. And
Speaker 1: he graduated, yeah from he graduated from high school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he is in college and he's about to enter
Speaker 1: law school. Um. And so he came and pick me up.
Speaker 1: We ended up going to a really nice like sushi
Speaker 1: Japanese spot, Gotbach eight super. He was super mature, Like
Speaker 1: we sat there and talked about probably the fucking Trump
Speaker 1: administration and politics. He's clearly into politics. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: about to be a lawyer, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So he's into that bitch, right. I was like, and
Speaker 1: I'm not even lie. I think he's definitely more white
Speaker 1: than black, because I think he was here for Trump
Speaker 1: and no girl, he was he. I was like I
Speaker 1: got up, I got out of the Dad dude was
Speaker 1: like I would have voted for him. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's definitely. But I'm also someone who I accept people
Speaker 1: to accept me for my views. I wouldn't sit here
Speaker 1: and it is not you know, I'm hearing him out,
Speaker 1: So that's okay. Mexicans, do you think it's okay for
Speaker 1: someone to have yous like that? You want to fun
Speaker 1: somebody that has views like that. I'm not gonna go
Speaker 1: him on you this episode. I'm going to tell you
Speaker 1: why it's fucking trash at the end of the day.
Speaker 1: Do you know how many niggas probably think it's trash
Speaker 1: that I want to stick a dildo? Wan? Another nigga's asked,
Speaker 1: awesome ship. First of all, that's a fetish. You're telling
Speaker 1: me it doesn't about black people. How much better can
Speaker 1: you do? Oh well, I mean, how much worse can
Speaker 1: it get for you? Get the funk out of here.
Speaker 1: Get when people fucking sign off on that this fucking
Speaker 1: dude climate deal pictured one thousand percent. Sure what he's
Speaker 1: done since he's been in the office and what he said. However,
Speaker 1: you still have people with different political views. He comes
Speaker 1: from a background in which he was mostly raised. He
Speaker 1: was raising. He was raising a Republican household. I'm sitting
Speaker 1: here and it's not He wasn't saying that he did vote.
Speaker 1: He wasn't. He was. He was just very strong about
Speaker 1: his fly and their views on Trump. That's what it was. Anyways,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyways, so we went to this to
Speaker 1: this nice Japanese but talk. Somebody voted for Trump. Then
Speaker 1: you did, white boys, it's off of your list. He
Speaker 1: didn't vote for You've done it. You've done it. He
Speaker 1: might allied to you to get the pussy. I think
Speaker 1: his family did, but he didn't. But anyways, so we're
Speaker 1: sitting here in the car. Anyways, we go to the
Speaker 1: to the restaurant. It was really good, really fucking good,
Speaker 1: like Habachi. And he asked like we're starting to talk,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I want to go to a cigar bar.
Speaker 1: Mind you. He's twenty two years old, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you want to go to a cigar bar? Okay, mind you.
Speaker 1: I got my little old head, My little old nick
Speaker 1: would be with the old head, do you I think
Speaker 1: he's seven? He's well, it's old for me. And so
Speaker 1: he put me onto cigars. So I like, know which
Speaker 1: ones I have to smoke in the size, I know
Speaker 1: how to smoke it, I know how to clip it.
Speaker 1: The nick who paid my rent. Oh, but he's not
Speaker 1: even old head as daddy. But um. Anyways, so we
Speaker 1: went to the cigar bar. It was nice, like he
Speaker 1: knew the people I know, um, And so we went
Speaker 1: to the cigar bar. It was really nice. You know,
Speaker 1: it's an all white neighborhood. He has all white friends,
Speaker 1: so he knows. The guy at the front hooks all
Speaker 1: of them. I didn't meet, and she acted like that right.
Speaker 1: So after we leave this cigar bar, his friend owns
Speaker 1: another cigar bar. So we go to this other cigar bar. Bitch,
Speaker 1: they bring out the bud wisers and ship like, I'm
Speaker 1: legit seriously, And so we're sitting here a wolf Walsher
Speaker 1: is playing. Then we started talking politics like it's literally
Speaker 1: I'm like, am I no, seriously, I was in your show?
Speaker 1: Or man Tuck, I can't, I can't. I forgot the
Speaker 1: name and started and started with m um. Anyways, So
Speaker 1: this is where the date takes a landslide. Guys like,
Speaker 1: so I'm sitting there, we're all talking. Next thing, I
Speaker 1: know this little Chico bitch. Don't give that if he
Speaker 1: y'all don't come for me. This little Chico bitch. She
Speaker 1: walking with her little pink um workout pants with a
Speaker 1: fucking crop top tank top with her hair down looking
Speaker 1: crop drop top. So she walk in. Mind you, at
Speaker 1: this point, I don't know who she is. Me and
Speaker 1: him have had the conversation about our exes, are our history,
Speaker 1: what it is. He's been single for a month and
Speaker 1: a half. So this girl wants me to win. This
Speaker 1: girl walks in and she looks at everyone. Mind you,
Speaker 1: were with his best friends right now, the best friend's girlfriend, everybody.
Speaker 1: So she walks in and it's just looking at the
Speaker 1: dude I want to date with, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I don't know who the fun this is. So she
Speaker 1: goes she says, hi, did everybody? Hi? Tim, Hi, Joe, Hi,
Speaker 1: Bobby says hi to all you know, all the guys, Taylor,
Speaker 1: Hi Tailor high Hunter says hi to literally the other
Speaker 1: five guys that are there. Um, and then asked the
Speaker 1: best friend and who is this? Pointing at men up
Speaker 1: man hold on me though, so so he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's Mandy. So she got to stick out her hand
Speaker 1: mont you. At this point, I don't know what's going on,
Speaker 1: so I stick out my hand because bitch, I don't
Speaker 1: know who she is, okay whatever, So I stick out
Speaker 1: her hand like what's up next? Thing I know, she's
Speaker 1: looking at the nigga I'm on a date with, and
Speaker 1: she's like, let's go outside. I need to talk to you, bitch.
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever opened my uber app, so,
Speaker 1: motherfucking fat, I don't know you need I was like
Speaker 1: seven minutes, wait, where the hell is that bitch? Bitch?
Speaker 1: I ain't even gonna hold you. The only reason why
Speaker 1: I held out while it was outside that bitch that
Speaker 1: uber I was. I was like, my pride, ain't that
Speaker 1: Let me see what's going on before. I don't know
Speaker 1: about Its supposed to be a free lunch. I can't
Speaker 1: turn this into a sixty four dollar lunch. Like this
Speaker 1: just doesn't make sense. So there outside, mind you. Before
Speaker 1: he go outside, he mind you, bitch. I don't give
Speaker 1: a fun bitch. So before he goes outside with the bitch,
Speaker 1: he's like, Bobby, I need you to join me. He
Speaker 1: had the best friend join him. When I tell you,
Speaker 1: it took all of seventh seconds Bobby was convincing him
Speaker 1: that he Okay, no, bitch, Bobby's girlfriend slid right the
Speaker 1: funk over to me and was like, I just want
Speaker 1: you to know they are not together. Is that because
Speaker 1: you've known his fucking story, bitch, because it's didn't tell
Speaker 1: me that his friends were wife before and yeah, I
Speaker 1: just did this problem. I just want you to know.
Speaker 1: It was this very matter of fact, I voted the
Speaker 1: best the best friend's girlfriend slid over to my. Mind you,
Speaker 1: they're all fucking leather recliners. She leans over to me
Speaker 1: and she was like, I just want you to know
Speaker 1: they are not together anymore, and we don't like her.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm pretty bit it was they were here
Speaker 1: for her as okay, mind you come to find out
Speaker 1: they broke up because she got gang banged by a friend,
Speaker 1: and may I swear to god, so mind you, the
Speaker 1: whole time I knew of why they broke up, So
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, so that's the whole game gang bang. Like,
Speaker 1: so that's why they broke up while they were in
Speaker 1: a relationship. I guess she decided to not only fun
Speaker 1: a friend, but a friend and his friends so got
Speaker 1: gang bang. I thought you it was when we were
Speaker 1: broken up that night. It wasn't a be fucking bial
Speaker 1: and you always got to say something. But I don't
Speaker 1: know what the fuck is your proper name, Sha, So
Speaker 1: this I was drunk, bitch, right, I was drunk. I
Speaker 1: did not know what the hell was that. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I've been drinking he so, um, yeah, bitch, So that's
Speaker 1: what happened. Um. Needless to say, I ended up still
Speaker 1: sucking him that night. But I mean, what you know
Speaker 1: what though, I'm not gonna like the date went so well,
Speaker 1: she got dismissed and left. He explained it. Mind you,
Speaker 1: the friends was cape, which we spent the friends was caping,
Speaker 1: like apparently he didn't try, she didn't try to run
Speaker 1: him over. Like she's a crazy bitch, just crazy, Um,
Speaker 1: Puerto Rico bitch, all my Spanish friends crazy. But it's
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just like one of my Spanish
Speaker 1: friends pissed on a dude's car and put like ham
Speaker 1: all over the top of the hood because the sun spots.
Speaker 1: So when he peeled off the ham, that called like
Speaker 1: the paint worth the pain came off. Tell me they
Speaker 1: be I wasn't here for you always need one on
Speaker 1: the team. It was just definitely one of those where
Speaker 1: it kind of like put Balt into such a great
Speaker 1: day because he was actually such a great date. Needless
Speaker 1: to say, I go to work the motherfucker next day
Speaker 1: and guess who slides in my motherfucking d and motherfuckingita. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm Steph. That's the name, bitch is Okay, I'm step
Speaker 1: That is when the show and I'm so happy because
Speaker 1: normally y'all know, we believe shit, but she was just
Speaker 1: so motherfucking tacky, and I'm like, bitch, I'm growing a bit,
Speaker 1: so y'all, I really had to tell y'all what this
Speaker 1: little young bitch plant ten thousand trees and read him
Speaker 1: right right now? Let me tell y'all what follow her?
Speaker 1: Can I please follow her? Let me tell y'all what
Speaker 1: this whole hop to my MS asking So I screenshot
Speaker 1: that ship and sent it to Wheezy. She decided to
Speaker 1: hop my d m S and ask who paid for
Speaker 1: the day? That was her question to me, and my
Speaker 1: motherfucking was did you or Houston paid for the day?
Speaker 1: She's fucking trash, super trash. Who the funk as that?
Speaker 1: So you know what? Nineteen year old wasn't even going
Speaker 1: to be petty or that didn't get paid to get
Speaker 1: fun by eight niggas. What happened? Oh my ship came out?
Speaker 1: Damn we didn't told all the Jews. It's okay. We
Speaker 1: can still hear you. Can't you hear me? Yeah? Oh
Speaker 1: I just can't hear myself. Okay, I guess I don't
Speaker 1: have to hear myself. I'll go on. Manby had a malfunction,
Speaker 1: you see that that was about the about me. No,
Speaker 1: let me tell y'all. She coming through, Let me do shop,
Speaker 1: let me, let me, let me, let me finish, Let
Speaker 1: me finish, you let me finish. So she stepped in
Speaker 1: my motherfucking I was talking about who paid for the day.
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna respond because for any of the female
Speaker 1: followers listening, I think it's super fucking messy to respond
Speaker 1: to the other big You ain't even the bitch because bitch,
Speaker 1: he's single. Why you ask me questions about your nigga
Speaker 1: that ain't your nigga? So is this single in his bio?
Speaker 1: Single is in his bio? Bro? You know you're not
Speaker 1: being chose. So my response to her was, do I
Speaker 1: look like a bitch who would pay for a day.
Speaker 1: Did you know that my high five get the fun?
Speaker 1: Didn't know? That? Was my motherfucker response. He was out
Speaker 1: here getting that eight dollars togar and putting it on yo,
Speaker 1: goddamn chase girl. I was just like, mind you, I
Speaker 1: will tell you, guys a one sauce that I fund
Speaker 1: with married niggas and why is they't even approached me
Speaker 1: about no ship? What was that I said? I funk
Speaker 1: with married niggas and nay wives don't even hit me.
Speaker 1: So the last thing I need is a single niggas
Speaker 1: eggs bitch hitting my goddamn lie, you heard you see
Speaker 1: this while you can't fun niggas. Okay. So then we
Speaker 1: talked about this, mind you. This is the topic for
Speaker 1: today's episode because Wheezy convinced that this would not have
Speaker 1: happened had he been older, which is nineteen year old.
Speaker 1: She's nineteen? Are you kidding me? Are you? We had
Speaker 1: this conversation a fox, some nineteen year old better have
Speaker 1: a wife, and he's sucking. He's twenty two. He's gonna
Speaker 1: wife a nineteen year old. He's twenty two. That's why
Speaker 1: you can't funk with young dudes because they ask you
Speaker 1: you you know why she asked that question because he
Speaker 1: had her page the date that y'all are. Oh she
Speaker 1: paid her way what and that bitch thought that was
Speaker 1: the only thing that matters you dumb ass thinking that
Speaker 1: as whole like you know what I'm saying, and to think, girl,
Speaker 1: Oh but no, go through to talk about what happened
Speaker 1: about who? This could be the whole show, no, bitch,
Speaker 1: because we got to talk about this age talk about
Speaker 1: So then she got damn cologne. So did she go
Speaker 1: do you guys dude a goddamn Latino friends look so anyways,
Speaker 1: So then what she sees to do, bitch, is send
Speaker 1: me screenshots of a conversation she having with him, like
Speaker 1: your friends a gphot bitch. So listen at this point,
Speaker 1: this is where I cut him off. Mind you, He's
Speaker 1: been on my phone every single day since. Girl. He
Speaker 1: wants to take me to go see Wonder Woman. He
Speaker 1: is in my phone like crazy, and I am curbing
Speaker 1: the ship out of him because bitch, he loved it too.
Speaker 1: He is in love with me, Like I think I
Speaker 1: put it on him too much, Like I shouldn't gave
Speaker 1: that a pussy girl. And great was definitely like C
Speaker 1: plus Like, I don't even know why he got a
Speaker 1: great a pussy for C plus dick, but you know,
Speaker 1: I like to show out on these young nigs no
Speaker 1: talk about. So she yeah, he was six six and
Speaker 1: that's why he got the but his body was fucking
Speaker 1: stepped out of cry and ship, how's he gonna anyways?
Speaker 1: So she proceeds to send me screenshots, which women don't
Speaker 1: do this ship. This is tacky as fuck. Okay. She
Speaker 1: proceeded to send me screenshots apparently of a conversation that
Speaker 1: she was having with him, where he pretty much answered
Speaker 1: that same question as who do you think paid for it?
Speaker 1: Pretty much not telling her he paid for it or
Speaker 1: I paid for it. Was just real childish. And then
Speaker 1: she proceeded to just send me screenshots of how he
Speaker 1: decided to then say he he was glad she popped
Speaker 1: up because she was looking so BEAUTI nigga's being niggas.
Speaker 1: I want you to record me saying this niggas being niggas.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm have a message. Go ahead, and with feminists,
Speaker 1: the message ladies, stop other bitches about the nigga that
Speaker 1: told you now I didn't fuck her. And then to confirm.
Speaker 1: Are you stupid? Are you stupid? You look dumb? Stop
Speaker 1: stop you are making us look dumb. I am fucking
Speaker 1: tired of women making me no, Sha, like, how old
Speaker 1: are you? You have to be nineteen? No, but you
Speaker 1: don't because I have another friend sucking another friend's nigga,
Speaker 1: and so I'm just called in the middle and bitch
Speaker 1: the wife is definitely hitting my friend showing up to
Speaker 1: her job at this point, mind you just wrote a
Speaker 1: whole Instagram caption about, oh my god, this girl is
Speaker 1: trying to ruin my relationship, but I ain't gonna let
Speaker 1: her come between because we're gonna meet a person and
Speaker 1: she's gonna see me, and I'm just like this Instagram.
Speaker 1: Please keep your personal life too, to your personal self. Um,
Speaker 1: but this is why I've decided that fucking dating is
Speaker 1: just not for me. At this point, I can't stand
Speaker 1: regular niggas because it's just a bullshit, Like let me
Speaker 1: just walk into something and know what I'm walking into,
Speaker 1: Like I just I'm I was just super cool on it.
Speaker 1: So he's super bitter. It hasn't happened to me. One
Speaker 1: of my whole roommate, right, she used to work with
Speaker 1: this dude, God, she this is such a hilary story.
Speaker 1: She worked with this guy Haitian duty was a cook,
Speaker 1: and she said that it was completely platonic and I
Speaker 1: think maybe they text about a work schedule of something.
Speaker 1: She posted up in my room at like nine am
Speaker 1: one day and I was like, dude, you have to
Speaker 1: listen to this, and plays this voicemail of his wife's
Speaker 1: saying I don't know who the hell are you, but
Speaker 1: but you cannot text him no more? Okay, bitch, I
Speaker 1: was fucking crying, you know what. To be fair, that
Speaker 1: was an older woman, but she sounded like at least no,
Speaker 1: but it happens. It has nothing to do with the confrontation.
Speaker 1: Can be any age. But like how she came in
Speaker 1: me asking for the Dane shot and who paid for
Speaker 1: the day to be surprised, bro. The bitch, the girl
Speaker 1: who I'm talking about, my home girl, who's being like
Speaker 1: brought drama to right now. The bitch sent her back
Speaker 1: the videos that she sent the husband on snapchat. It
Speaker 1: was like I logged into his ship while you send
Speaker 1: in my nikties videos and bitch, if you don't stop
Speaker 1: her giving an explanation, everybody's gonna know what your pussy
Speaker 1: look like and threatened to expose my friends videos that
Speaker 1: she says her husband, do we know where her pussy
Speaker 1: looks like? Did they get exposed? Her pussy looked nice,
Speaker 1: but it was cool. She didn't post. She didn't post
Speaker 1: the videos, not yet. Apparently apparently they're supposed to be
Speaker 1: meeting up soon. But it's to talk face to face.
Speaker 1: Got to be out there. It's her face in it.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure really, Like that's what I said, but
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not I'm not gonna hold you face
Speaker 1: being in the video. If any of my videos leaked, Bro,
Speaker 1: do you see my tattoos, You're going to know it's
Speaker 1: me and that video? And did you see that ship
Speaker 1: with love boys? Oh no, that's your face, bro, but
Speaker 1: that's your face. It's like me, I recorded back shot
Speaker 1: all day. I record backshots. I have some backshot videos
Speaker 1: with him. But like I think maybe it's like the
Speaker 1: long distanceing, or it could be that you're also skinniest
Speaker 1: fun No one cares to see what you look like
Speaker 1: from the back, Like, um that, do you want to
Speaker 1: see my backshot video? Okay, I don't want to see
Speaker 1: a backshot videos anyway. I'm gonna show you the fucking
Speaker 1: It was medium booty that I have and don't think
Speaker 1: that it has anything to do with size, but that
Speaker 1: that was my recent tender day. It was. I don't
Speaker 1: what he said. It doesn't have anything to the size.
Speaker 1: It absolutely always has to do with size. You meant
Speaker 1: it doesn't have anything to do with age. It has
Speaker 1: thing to do with age. I was wrong. It has
Speaker 1: everything to do with that has nothing to do with age.
Speaker 1: There you go, because bitch, all my nigga is like
Speaker 1: six eight. I don't care if their nineteen. Let me stay,
Speaker 1: I'm just playing, just playing. This next clip is one
Speaker 1: of my most embarrassing fucking moments. Uh really a true
Speaker 1: horrible decision. I don't even remember what this episode about.
Speaker 1: It was episode four Tinder Golden Showers and Tears, and
Speaker 1: m Mandy tells her story about being on a guy
Speaker 1: and how it was sexy and great and it was
Speaker 1: somewhat planned and mine was not. Check it out. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you the word story, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try to make it quick because so fucking embarrassing and
Speaker 1: long and dramatic. Please edit it to we're we can
Speaker 1: get out of here. Years ago before I was living
Speaker 1: in New York and working for the company I worked
Speaker 1: where I was a wild ass bitch. Come to New York.
Speaker 1: Meet this guy online Tinder and his name was Alex
Speaker 1: with a fucking crazy eyes. He had some really really
Speaker 1: weird eyes. I don't know why he even swept him right.
Speaker 1: I think you just look fun and like he got
Speaker 1: sucked up. So he hits me up about midnight. He's like, Yo,
Speaker 1: I'm in Williamsburg. Come, I'm gonna get you an uber.
Speaker 1: I'm d jaying at the spot Baby's all Right, which
Speaker 1: I go to all the time. Now you've been Nope,
Speaker 1: that's right. It's like it's so it's in Williamsburg, but
Speaker 1: you know, I don't come to Brooklyn. Accept record has
Speaker 1: gotten in podcast. I live in the Bronx b X
Speaker 1: Old Day Sun, so I was staying with my cousin
Speaker 1: and queens of the time. I come down in Williamsburg
Speaker 1: and this dude, I guess he didn't realize I was coming,
Speaker 1: and he's really really fucked up. He's sweating, like looks
Speaker 1: crazy and I'm like, yo, are you good? And he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it real. Like I didn't know you're
Speaker 1: coming here, and I popped his sucking Molly, do you
Speaker 1: want something now? At the time, of course, she was
Speaker 1: like bitch, hell yet no, I didn't. Oh this is now.
Speaker 1: I was doing all that ship when I was first
Speaker 1: raving getting into EBC, but I stopped because it was
Speaker 1: such a shitty feeling your body gets and it's awful.
Speaker 1: So I told him no. He's like, all right, no problem.
Speaker 1: Now an hour goes by him and his friends are
Speaker 1: all on it. They look fine. I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: probably not going to die from this. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's been a minute, it's been a few years.
Speaker 1: Can you mix it up in a drink or something
Speaker 1: for me? He's like, yeah, yeah, sure, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: some more to Actually, he makes a sprite mixes it
Speaker 1: comes back. He's like, where is it? I drank it?
Speaker 1: He's like, that was for me, you and Mike, And
Speaker 1: I said enough for three people. Who the fuck is Mike? Well?
Speaker 1: If boy didn't I find out. So I'm freaking out
Speaker 1: right now. I'm having a panic attacks. He's like, dude,
Speaker 1: this is really strong, and I'm really really scared right Like,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a ship in my pants, which
Speaker 1: on Molly, you kind of do, you're I've never shipped
Speaker 1: on Molly. I just get really anyway. So it's like
Speaker 1: a coffee, you know, You're like you're the adrenaline anyway.
Speaker 1: So I'm freaking out and now I could feel that
Speaker 1: he's like listen and he's talking me through it. He's like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna come up really bad and then it's gonna
Speaker 1: be done. It's just gonna be a really bad come up.
Speaker 1: And I'm freaking out and like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go throw it up. I go downstairs in the
Speaker 1: bathroom and it's in the basement and it's shitty. It's
Speaker 1: fucking flooding. I'm like, all right, bits, just at your work.
Speaker 1: If I did so, I did make sense. You are
Speaker 1: so skinny now the gym, bitch, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: When you throw up, it's like I guess it hits
Speaker 1: you harder. So all I know is, bitch, I'm about
Speaker 1: to pass out. So I hear somebody behind me like girly, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm like what and my eyes are shaking so hard
Speaker 1: from this fucking drug. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: I'm like, who are you he's like, I'm Mike. What.
Speaker 1: He's like, come on, I was sent down here. He
Speaker 1: told me to come come help you out. I'm a
Speaker 1: really good drug coach. What a drug coach? Coach? Drug coach.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna talk you through it. He's like,
Speaker 1: come on, do you want me to talk? Right? And
Speaker 1: now my face is so funded up I can't even
Speaker 1: talk anymore. I'm like, yeah, I want you to talk,
Speaker 1: because it did. It was nice to hear somebody talking
Speaker 1: to me. He's like, what do you want to talk about?
Speaker 1: What do you like? I'm like I don't know. And
Speaker 1: then he says the magic words do you like Beyonce?
Speaker 1: And I look up at him and I still can't talk.
Speaker 1: I'm like, He's like, okay, I could saying you want
Speaker 1: me to say. I'm like He's like, okay, oh, Beyonce,
Speaker 1: New Beyonce. Some other bucker started singing saying my name
Speaker 1: for like fifteen minutes. You were crouched down in the
Speaker 1: basement bathroom in Boklyn, say I love you. He sings
Speaker 1: the ship out of this song and it ends up
Speaker 1: waking me up out of this and I feel better.
Speaker 1: Come upstairs. We're dancing me over a great time. So
Speaker 1: now I feeling good to come up. Was over. Alex
Speaker 1: comes up to me and he's like, hey, you having fun?
Speaker 1: Do you want to come back to my place, have
Speaker 1: some drinks whatever? I have a super dope loft. It's
Speaker 1: only a block away. Awesome. Now what do I think
Speaker 1: of when I hear the word loft? I think big
Speaker 1: open space. When I hear loft, I think of Tommy's
Speaker 1: apartment in power. I don't know if you watching Oh
Speaker 1: my God Tommy's Lost, is yeah, like you think of
Speaker 1: this big. So he's like, yeah, it's like almost two stories,
Speaker 1: like it's it's amazing. I was like, O can't wait.
Speaker 1: So we get to his place. He opens the door
Speaker 1: and they first this is a tender date. Okay. The
Speaker 1: first thing that happens, there's a girl in tears. It's
Speaker 1: fashion week, fucking blacknesscaret coming down her. I's like, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm falling off the fucking wagon. Bro. He drops his ship.
Speaker 1: He runs over to this girl. She's like she's a horror,
Speaker 1: she's a hard and I'm like, what is happening? Right?
Speaker 1: And so fashion week I mentioned because his girl roommate
Speaker 1: is dating a model that is in town for fashion
Speaker 1: week and it's sucking all the photographers. So she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm falling off the wagon. I'm falling off the wagon.
Speaker 1: So I haven't even said a low yet and I said, um,
Speaker 1: like how cohol It's like no, dude, like heroin, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I have to get out of here.
Speaker 1: I am like base level and this bit is this
Speaker 1: is past it. You are a master player if you
Speaker 1: are what dude, I'm freaking out. So now I'm so
Speaker 1: fucked up and I'm scared, and I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: let me have a glass of water, let me chill.
Speaker 1: And I'm feeling bad because the girl's crying and so
Speaker 1: then this like maternal thing comes to me where I
Speaker 1: want to hug her. So I'm looking around and then
Speaker 1: I'm like, I thought you lived in a loft. He's like,
Speaker 1: this is a loft. So I look up and there's
Speaker 1: these four treehouse looking things like blocks in the corners
Speaker 1: right like bump beds where people can sleep. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're not telling me people sleep there, do you? And
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, mine's on the left. He has like
Speaker 1: a hostel. Wait is this like this is a loft
Speaker 1: where four people living, four people on beds. Dude, I
Speaker 1: am judging the fun. Also, I'm judging I'm wrong. Man,
Speaker 1: he was thirty four years old to swear to this
Speaker 1: is why you can't fuck white boys in Brooklyn that
Speaker 1: are tatted up with man buns. So anyway, I love
Speaker 1: man buns. Oh my god, Joakim Noah. Actually, and I
Speaker 1: just want to segue this into the Key of the
Speaker 1: week because this kind of happens. I'm gonna go pretty fast,
Speaker 1: got really fucked up. Whatever. It's about six thirty am.
Speaker 1: You know you're coming down. We're laughing. The heroine girl
Speaker 1: passed out, and so I'm like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: need to get to bed. I'm not really feeling good.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything smoke or do you have benadroll
Speaker 1: or something. He's like, let me go get my stash.
Speaker 1: He comes back with the Chipotle bag. And the only
Speaker 1: reason I tell you that is because the Chipotle bag
Speaker 1: is a very large bag. And he rolls it out
Speaker 1: on the table and all of these drugs come out,
Speaker 1: and you know this is WPS. They have every color.
Speaker 1: I saw something gray, pink, white, green. I am like, dude,
Speaker 1: I just want XANDEX. So he's like, all right, I
Speaker 1: have a bunch of pills, but I don't know what
Speaker 1: they are. Identifier here. I am hired. It's so seven
Speaker 1: am now googling what is this? And I'm like texting
Speaker 1: my friends. I'm like, dude, I need to get my
Speaker 1: life together those I'm texting my mom. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: love you. She's like, get home now. I don't even
Speaker 1: live with my mom. So anyway, he gets to me
Speaker 1: his annex I take two so I'm not saying in
Speaker 1: the bed and I'm like, wow, this feels really strong.
Speaker 1: What is this. He's like, oh, dude, that might be
Speaker 1: the ambient. I was about, all right, so if you
Speaker 1: guys don't know, an ambient is like one of the
Speaker 1: strongest sleeping pills you can take. People have died in
Speaker 1: car incidents from sleepwalk. Is like, that is so strong,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna die. He's like,
Speaker 1: just lay it, do and you'll be fine. I lay down.
Speaker 1: We're chilling in his treehouse. He's not trying to suck me.
Speaker 1: He's actually being really nice. I'm wait real quick. I
Speaker 1: I love the growth from a loft to a treehouse.
Speaker 1: It was in there. I can't even I've never even
Speaker 1: seen this. I'm really aware from a lot in Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: two stories. It was a two story loft with four
Speaker 1: treehouse bunk beds. It's not a treehouse. I'm sorry, it's
Speaker 1: just that they're bunk beds. But like I'm I don't
Speaker 1: know how I got up there. Wait, did you real quick?
Speaker 1: Before you even get to the ending, I have to know,
Speaker 1: did you fun this guy? Oh? Good, because bench if
Speaker 1: you punked the nigga who sleep on the boat bed
Speaker 1: we was about to in this friendship. Okay, So okay,
Speaker 1: I am in there and you know I can't get home. Actually,
Speaker 1: Fashion Week is February, so it's a fucking blizzard. Dude,
Speaker 1: It's crazy. And I was sucked up and he didn't
Speaker 1: make me feel uncomfortable. I just wanted to get my
Speaker 1: head down and go to bed. So I have to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. And we're up there and this
Speaker 1: ambient is hitting me so strong that I can't move
Speaker 1: my body anymore, and so I'm like, um, can you
Speaker 1: help me? Like I need to go down, I need
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom, and he's like, go, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm gonna make it downstairs. He's like, dude,
Speaker 1: just peer right here. Man wait he ware, he ware,
Speaker 1: where are you in his apartment, in his tree, else
Speaker 1: in his law and where did he tell you to
Speaker 1: be in the bed? Wait? What? Wait? Wait I wait,
Speaker 1: let me get it out. So I started laughing. Did
Speaker 1: he have plastic on the bed? I don't know. No,
Speaker 1: no he didn't. So he said it and he's like, look,
Speaker 1: I can't get up because she took him too. He's like,
Speaker 1: I can't get up, just pee So now I'm laughing
Speaker 1: right and I'm like too, and I'm not going to
Speaker 1: pee right here. So I'm so fucked up that I'm
Speaker 1: laughing so hard. If you start peeing, you're a nasty
Speaker 1: bit you wait you you and him were just laying
Speaker 1: in your pe then wait. Honestly, I remember feeling a
Speaker 1: little pie come out, but it wasn't full stream, and
Speaker 1: like it didn't wet the bed but was shut up.
Speaker 1: It could have been a squirt. We're not go confused too,
Speaker 1: So I wake up right it's like four o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning and I can hear people before we're talking
Speaker 1: in the afternoon. Sorry, it was like eight and we
Speaker 1: went to bite. It's not gonna have to, dude. I
Speaker 1: look at my phone and I got like three tags
Speaker 1: on is Nigga as you did? My mom is like,
Speaker 1: if you don't call me back, I'm calling him the police.
Speaker 1: And then the other one is from like Vinnie and
Speaker 1: he's like, bitch, thank god I got find my friends
Speaker 1: on Like that's how bad it was. So I don't
Speaker 1: remember much, but I remember like meeting him and you
Speaker 1: know all that. I don't remember the last tidbits. So
Speaker 1: I get up about to crawl down the stairs and
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are my pants sticking to me? And
Speaker 1: then you're disgusting bit so whatever, I had to get
Speaker 1: the funk out of there. Long story short, I grabbed
Speaker 1: some pants over his left. Mind there. I get on
Speaker 1: the subway and this is my first time like walker
Speaker 1: shaming in New York and I didn't even funk. That's
Speaker 1: the worst part. So then I'm looking at this girl
Speaker 1: she's looking at me in the train and I'm like
Speaker 1: really looking embarrassed, you know, and she's like, welcome to Brooklyn, girl,
Speaker 1: and I was like, thank you, dude. It was one
Speaker 1: of the worst, I mean, obviously the worst tender data
Speaker 1: that that was definitely, uh do you know that? Next
Speaker 1: day you hit me up and he was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: do you want to go to outputting on? What hell?
Speaker 1: Out put? How do you mean? Well? There you have it,
Speaker 1: a bunch of whole ship from the last forty two episodes.
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