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Speaker 1: Welcome to Horrible Decisions. I'm wheezy, and today you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be listening to a compilation. I'm sorry, it's just really

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Speaker 1: weird for me to say compilation and not compilation because

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Speaker 1: that's like my favorite type of porn to watch. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be listening to a compilation of the most

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Speaker 1: notable episodes, your favorites, our most embarrassing moments, our most

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Speaker 1: controversial episodes, a bunch of ship that we've just had

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Speaker 1: the most feedback on. I guess probably the episodes that

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Speaker 1: you send to your friends when you want them to

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Speaker 1: listen to Horrible Decisions for the first time. I hope

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Speaker 1: that some of you use this episode on a bad

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Speaker 1: fucking day when you just want to laugh and laugh

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Speaker 1: and laugh or yell at us through the fucking speaker.

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Speaker 1: So check this out. Our first episode that we're gonna

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Speaker 1: be bringing back up is a clip from fourteen where

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Speaker 1: I bring my best friend Viney on a black gay

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Speaker 1: mail who sits in chats with us about everything under

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Speaker 1: the son, But one particular story that nobody ever forgets

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Speaker 1: is something he found out about a guy he met

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Speaker 1: on Grinder after he was inside of him. Check this

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Speaker 1: sh it out. I don't. I definitely drank um. Let's

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Speaker 1: tell your favorite Grinder story, my favorite excuse me um?

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Speaker 1: So God is good. You know. I was on Grinder

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Speaker 1: late night and you know that's that's it makes when

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Speaker 1: you get a message. So this guy hit me up

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Speaker 1: and he was like, hey, you should come over um

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Speaker 1: and let's hang out. And I was like all right, fine,

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Speaker 1: didn't even like think about it twice and then he

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Speaker 1: sent me his location and it was at like a

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Speaker 1: trailer park. Now this is when I say trailer park,

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Speaker 1: this is Florida, so that this is an RV park.

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Speaker 1: So it's like people come from like Alaska or whatever,

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Speaker 1: which is where this man still happened to be from,

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Speaker 1: and they come to Florida in their r vs and

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Speaker 1: like kick it in the warmth during the winter. So

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Speaker 1: he was like, come over to the r V park.

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Speaker 1: We'll like hang out in the pool first to see

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Speaker 1: if we like each other. We'll have drinks by the pool,

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Speaker 1: see if we like each other, and then after that

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Speaker 1: whatever else can happen. And I was like, okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: So Joe over. He lived two eggs down just when

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Speaker 1: kicked it in the pool, and then after a while,

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Speaker 1: we were like, okay, this is about to go down,

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Speaker 1: Like let's let's let's move somewhere else. We moved to

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Speaker 1: like it's a it's a little small check like cabin

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Speaker 1: outside of the RVY, all right, And so inside there's

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Speaker 1: a bunk bed and the bunk bed like you can't

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Speaker 1: really sit on somebody and like like sit up, like

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Speaker 1: I had to be like crouched down the essentially. Ok.

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Speaker 1: And so I we were about to begin missionary and

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Speaker 1: I had to I like hit my head a couple

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Speaker 1: of times trying to like adjust the ship. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: so we started having sex. And by the way, I

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Speaker 1: have a problem, Okay, I always give a dick. You

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Speaker 1: give dick. You know what I'm saying, Always give grade

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Speaker 1: a dick. Sometimes it makes motherfucker's go crazy, okay, And

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Speaker 1: sometimes you should just give people be dick so that

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Speaker 1: they're satisfied. But you just or sometimes should just give

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Speaker 1: him motherfucking sea dick just because you need to get

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Speaker 1: your nut and then walk out. Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: just always give a dick just the first time, just

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Speaker 1: the first time, and then after that every single time. No, no,

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Speaker 1: this is this is a champion. Stop playing. So um. Literally,

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Speaker 1: I am sucking this guy and mid stroke, okay, mid stroke,

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Speaker 1: this guy's like, I have to tell you something, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, sure it tell me. He was like,

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Speaker 1: you're mine, and I was like, um, you don't like

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Speaker 1: when somebody's like call me down, cawn type your mind?

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Speaker 1: I'm like yeah, like like right, yes, yes. So he's

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Speaker 1: like your mine and I'm like, yeah, I'm yours. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: He's like, but I have to tell you something. I

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Speaker 1: was like what. He's like, I've been convicted of murder.

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Speaker 1: And I was like wait, wait wait, Literally mid stroke

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Speaker 1: and somebody's like I've been convicted of murder. I'm like, whoa.

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Speaker 1: The thing is though, think about this, like the middle

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Speaker 1: convicted of murder. Now think about this? Right? Can I

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Speaker 1: stop and run away? No? Because I'm scary, Because I'm scared.

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Speaker 1: I'm still stroking, but I'm trying to figure out how

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Speaker 1: made him tell you this? Because the a dick. That's

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Speaker 1: why I proposed this whole story with the dick. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it made him confess that he committed vehicular manslaughter. He

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Speaker 1: did his time, came out of jail, and I was

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Speaker 1: the last I was the next person he fucked. Oh wait,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't real murder. He ran this woman over and

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Speaker 1: know she was there until the next morning when he

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Speaker 1: came out to go to his car. But how was

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Speaker 1: he drunk? That had to be a doing. Yes he was.

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Speaker 1: He was drunk, yes, But was it good? Was this

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Speaker 1: sex good? Yeah? The sex was good? So whatever, I

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Speaker 1: I finished or whatever. And now I'm trying to escape

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Speaker 1: because now I've noted so clarity, How I get the

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Speaker 1: funk out? I go into the bathroom and like, I'm

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Speaker 1: taking a shower. I made sure I'm butt ass naked, right,

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Speaker 1: but I have my car key, I'm not even okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you. There's no way you

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Speaker 1: were that scared to be with a murderer if you

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Speaker 1: decided to take a shower in his ship. Because the

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Speaker 1: thing is, I didn't want to rush out of there.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to be like, okay, bye, sorry, I

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Speaker 1: gotta go. I literally was still playing cool. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's no big deal, because he was still worried about it.

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Speaker 1: He's like, are you judging me? I'm like, no, We're good.

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Speaker 1: He dropped a pin and was like, bitch, I just

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Speaker 1: dropped a pin. And I was like, guys, know how

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Speaker 1: we do this in case of emergency emergency Like this

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Speaker 1: motherfucker killed somebody before. I don't care it was a car,

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Speaker 1: his hand. He killed somebody before. It's the funny thing.

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Speaker 1: I was judging you a lot at first moment, right

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Speaker 1: any drug deals that they did, so you cannot compare

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Speaker 1: the two. You can't, Yes, you can't. Anyway, I'm in

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Speaker 1: the bathroom, okay, looking at this smalls window that is

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Speaker 1: probably like you can't, probably like a foot wide, okay,

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Speaker 1: and I'm trying. I have the shower on, but I'm

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Speaker 1: not really in that bitch. I'm trying to see if

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Speaker 1: I could somehow because like the keys in the cellphone,

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Speaker 1: that's all I need. He could keep the rest of

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Speaker 1: the ship. I'm trying to get out, and then I

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Speaker 1: hear the door jingle and I hopped in the shower.

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Speaker 1: My mother was like, baby, I just came to shower

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Speaker 1: with you. And I was like, fuck, so we showering,

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Speaker 1: and he's like, why are your card you in here.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I just found out I would

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Speaker 1: ask literally so literally like I had to find some

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Speaker 1: like we like cuddle for a bit. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: my own bed. You didn't say that, and so he

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, I get it, that's cool. And

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Speaker 1: I was just like, oh my god, that wait. So

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Speaker 1: I didn't let him walk me to my car because

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Speaker 1: I didn't want him to see what kind of car drove.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want him to see the our license plate.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to see anything. So I literally was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: this is good. Right here, I can do it. And

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Speaker 1: I was like, go back, I got this and listen,

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Speaker 1: I ran that car and got the fun out of there.

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Speaker 1: You never sucked him again, right. He hit me up

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Speaker 1: on the text like last night was so great. I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, block. This next clip is something

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Speaker 1: that I'm must say. I'm pretty ashamed of Mandy and I.

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Speaker 1: We discuss something very disgusting that we would do for

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Speaker 1: money that's honestly not that much. Check it out from

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Speaker 1: episode two. This is nasty. This is real nasty. I'm

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Speaker 1: so mad because when she sent this to me all right.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know this word was that hold on, go

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Speaker 1: ahead and tough way it comes over and he's like, bitch,

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Speaker 1: you can't judge me. I said, I know it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be bad because we talked about some nasty ships. He's

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Speaker 1: holding his finger up like I want you to google something. Well,

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Speaker 1: the fact that I think this is nasty. Guys, just

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Speaker 1: brace yourself. No, this is this is this is too

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Speaker 1: far fair. But I tried to. Now, I try to

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Speaker 1: internalize every fetish and I try to figure out what

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Speaker 1: it is that people like about it. And I think

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Speaker 1: I'm explaining to you what it is. The word is blumpkin.

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Speaker 1: Blumpkins spell that for the c l U M p

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Speaker 1: k I N. It is the delicately balanced art of

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Speaker 1: getting your cocked sucked cock sucked while taking a ship.

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Speaker 1: You've heard of that before, really heard of it? I've

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Speaker 1: never heard of it. Now. Let me just say I'm

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Speaker 1: disgusted because I just think out of my mouth. I

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Speaker 1: know you wouldn't one do when it was you, like

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Speaker 1: you would on your knees. He's like, hell, know, bitch,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you what I think it is. Certain

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Speaker 1: people love to be so submissive that they try to

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Speaker 1: think of anything like the most demeaning thing, the meaning thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking the dick sucking is like pleasuring someone while

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Speaker 1: they're doing something that's just totally funked up. I don't

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Speaker 1: get it. Wait, can I ask them? I have to

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Speaker 1: ask a song like real quick. I know you told

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Speaker 1: us you don't like me. The Oh my god, oh

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Speaker 1: my god? What what I have to ask? Some question?

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Speaker 1: Can your your can your dick be hard while you

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Speaker 1: take a ship? As a man? Like? So, was he

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Speaker 1: sucking a soft dick? Or was he? He told me

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Speaker 1: he was alread he said he was able to do it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. If you both come, if you both

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Speaker 1: come and ship at the same time, then yes, you die.

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Speaker 1: If you don't believe me, try it and find someone

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Speaker 1: who has by blumpkin master. Try. I love Urban Dictionary.

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Speaker 1: This is the best. What dude, So, let me ask you,

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Speaker 1: is that's something that that you would do? Is? I

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Speaker 1: mean you're into being submissive? You take the collar around

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Speaker 1: your neck, you like to be walkut. Bro, You you

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Speaker 1: think I will tell somebody's dick when you're taking a ship, bro,

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Speaker 1: Maybe as long as you they running, like if it's

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Speaker 1: like maybe some solid dick, you think I'm about again?

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Speaker 1: First of all, what toilet. Let's start with the toilet faster,

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Speaker 1: because the toilet be dirtybe air around in ship? What

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Speaker 1: a public toy? Like? What are we gonna be? Hotel? Like?

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Speaker 1: You deal with some pretty clean men, their toilets are not.

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Speaker 1: I don't care who's been cleaning the house? Do you

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Speaker 1: think about to get like, I'm not. I won't even

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Speaker 1: I've never I don't even suck take on a toilet

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Speaker 1: with the sea boat closed. I have a thing about

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Speaker 1: being on my knees in the bathroom a freaking well.

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Speaker 1: I totally did. I recently got I was. I had

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Speaker 1: a great time. Um, Hell no, I wouldn't I have.

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Speaker 1: I think ship is too far. Um it's not a

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Speaker 1: thing for me, not at all. The only reason I

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Speaker 1: said this show has made me consider urine is because

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Speaker 1: I've tried to gain more of an open mind about

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Speaker 1: like golden showers. Like when you had told your story,

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Speaker 1: I thought it was gross, but then I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: I just feel like I will never say it's just

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Speaker 1: a little bit of ship. I just know that's one

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Speaker 1: thing I would never do. And it's so crazy because

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Speaker 1: I've been to do buy three times, and of course

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Speaker 1: Oh I love it. There's a guy that had a

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Speaker 1: And so yeah, we pretty much go in on her,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm just say this. You're like, oh, it's my

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Speaker 1: I haven't come here for a second. Serious, come here.

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Speaker 1: I'm just motioning your boyfriend to come here. How longer

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Speaker 1: did you do that? Um? That that video was like July?

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Speaker 1: We recorded that. Okay, So you guys were together, yes

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Speaker 1: when you watched it? How do you feel nothing about it?

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Speaker 1: It didn't make you feel like ship when you watched it?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm not here to do anything for me. What

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Speaker 1: did you realn't care that? He pretty much said I

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Speaker 1: So every that's that's the part. That's the video that's

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Speaker 1: But if you watched the whole entire show, I actually

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00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 1: like it's talk about like other things that I do

423
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 1: do for him. But it's just like I didn't like

424
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: being asked the question of like housewife should like asked me,

425
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 1: like do I cook for him? Why do I have

426
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,159
Speaker 1: to cook for him? Why don't Why don't I ever

427
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 1: get asked does my boyfriend cook for me? So? Wait,

428
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: like ve been together almost see like probably another year,

429
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 1: you will write someone's least gonna be up mann in

430
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 1: nic live us rent. So this sounds like they're spilling

431
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: rent for sure. I'm really curious, Like, so what do

432
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 1: you like? Are you both working under five? We don't

433
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: have a job, okay, so, like you both work forty

434
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 1: hours a week, so that's a lot of time. Are

435
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,199
Speaker 1: you ever gonna feel like if the house is dirty

436
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 1: that you gotta blame her for that? We're gonna both

437
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 1: be working. It depends on who has the time during

438
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 1: the day. To actually come home or if we ever

439
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: get to that point whe we've lived together, who actually

440
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:54,119
Speaker 1: had the time of day to um do the first?

441
00:24:54,280 --> 00:25:02,120
Speaker 1: You know herus? Right? Sorry, It's like I worked from

442
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 1: I worked from seven to six, two jobs and I

443
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 1: go to school from. That's a lot. So you are

444
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 1: you in school and work too. I just graduated, so

445
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,679
Speaker 1: you do a lot more out of the house. So like,

446
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 1: are you gonna feel like you have more responsible Well,

447
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 1: the thing is, I'm not gonna lie right now, and

448
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 1: makes sense. All he got time for the diving pussy.

449
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 1: That's all she got. And at that time you get home,

450
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,920
Speaker 1: a good old Sam would be good at guy and

451
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 1: cheese with some chips on the side. Yeah, but when

452
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,399
Speaker 1: we started our relationship, I've always said that, and I

453
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 1: always tell guys that, like, I'm not I'm not about

454
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:37,399
Speaker 1: to be your housewife. I'm not to be in the

455
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: house like cooking for you while you' all here cheating.

456
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 1: Like I see, My my mom was a house even

457
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 1: scorned bro. My mom was the bank. Your boyfriend, we're

458
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:50,360
Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna try to get your girlfriend. No. Look,

459
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 1: so my mom was with my stepfather for years. My

460
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 1: mom done had the house nice and clean for him

461
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,199
Speaker 1: every single day to come home from work. What's your background,

462
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: by the way, you Dominican? So she had the house

463
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: nice and clean friend where he came home, he didn't

464
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 1: have to deal with the kids because they were already

465
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 1: in bed, homework was done, the house was nice and clean,

466
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 1: his food was nice and cooked. He didn't have to

467
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 1: do ship. But come home, she didn't work or nothing.

468
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 1: So I guess it was just like that, like, Okay,

469
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 1: you're bringing the money, I'll do I'll do the housewife stuff.

470
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 1: She did all of that, raised all his kids and

471
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 1: still got cheated on. So I just feel like, okay,

472
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,640
Speaker 1: you didn't we I mean, you have a new man,

473
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,199
Speaker 1: new relationship. We gotta stop harvording them old feelings, right,

474
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:29,439
Speaker 1: And so he's at work and in school, so like

475
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 1: really holding it down because eventually, like we want you

476
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:36,120
Speaker 1: to not work. Though, do you feel like, whether it's

477
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:38,199
Speaker 1: because maybe you're not married or something like that, that

478
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have to hold those household duties down. I mean,

479
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 1: especially when you're a man, is going to be that busy.

480
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 1: Let's say you do live together, but we're both that busy.

481
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 1: Like I really just graduated college, like well and he

482
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 1: or something like we're both that busy. I just feel like, unfortunately,

483
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 1: and I'll sit here and say this because I feel

484
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 1: like so many guys right now got bitch as tendencies.

485
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 1: And it's because so many emails aren't embracing the roles

486
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: of women anymore either, and they out here I can

487
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: like niggas and to me, I feel like as a

488
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: woman yet and as a woman, there's certain things that

489
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: we should do and our man should want us for.

490
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 1: And I kind of wanted to ask you this, so

491
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,360
Speaker 1: but you're not on the mic anymore, but I wanted

492
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: to know, like, besides pussy, what else are you offering that?

493
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: What else can you bring as a female? What else?

494
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 1: I mean besides the pussy? You want to say? Do

495
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 1: you do you want to say? I mean, I would

496
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 1: like to know. I mean, I get it. It's a

497
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: magical pussy because I'm real, like, right, you're cute, like

498
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 1: bear tats? Why her? You know you? I'm sure you

499
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,120
Speaker 1: have a bunch of girls, So what made you want

500
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: to wife her? Because we're single? No, but really, especially

501
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:55,919
Speaker 1: when after you hear you say all right, honestly, she

502
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,679
Speaker 1: was honest from the drump. From the minute that we

503
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,040
Speaker 1: started talking, she told me from the drump that you

504
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 1: were not cooking me. This girl then told me she

505
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 1: was never gonna love me, she would never have sex

506
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 1: to me, she would never be with me because of

507
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 1: the already because at the background I had so But

508
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 1: this is what I'm saying, Like, it's more. It's more

509
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 1: like when she had the conversation, I didn't get upset

510
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: about it because she does cook well. People were making

511
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: a scene that she was like, I have to obligate

512
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: her to make me. She's not obligated to make me

513
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 1: a meal. My mother. My mother raised me to never

514
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: depend on the female. So I work harder than I

515
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 1: make the money that could buy my own food if

516
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: I want to make something, and I know how to cook,

517
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: so I can cook for her as well. It's equality.

518
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 1: We can do things for each other. Okay, It's it's

519
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: more so honestly, like she's from the drump, Like from

520
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: the minute we got together, she was honestly like, I'm

521
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: not gonna cook. I don't cook, I don't know how

522
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: to cook. I'm like holding something back that I don't

523
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 1: want known. Cute, they're very cute. No, no, but The

524
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: thing is I think I hate I hate being asked

525
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 1: what do I have to bring to the table? And

526
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 1: I feel like a man is never ilutely agree with you,

527
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 1: especially as a self proplaining feminist. But I also know

528
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: that with longevity, right, Like I've just seen relationships over

529
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: and over time after time. Think about when you have

530
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: a guy that wants to cheat on their girlfriend. What's

531
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: the first thing they say, she doesn't do this. But

532
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: if we go by that, that's bullshit because I can

533
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: give him. I can give a guy the world and

534
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: he was still time to cheat. You said that about

535
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: men when I've cheated. He's not making me feel wanted.

536
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: He's not doing these things or whatever. He's like, you can,

537
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: you can do all of that, and they will still cheat,

538
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: Like they're still gonna cheat that and that's what he is. Like,

539
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm like in my I don't start

540
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 1: the relationship thinking if I cook this, nick is still

541
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: my I'm no, No, I just don't. That's just it's

542
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: not like I don't like to do it for a man.

543
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: I just I don't like to cook, Like even before

544
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: I got to relationship with him. My thing is I

545
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: want to be so rich, I can hire a chef

546
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: one day. Like that's never been my mentality, like come home,

547
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: Like I don't know. Is there anything but about taking

548
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: care of whether it be laundry or like something like

549
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: that you like doing for him or do you really

550
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: have it's like mentality like I'm not doing ship. You're

551
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: grown as man. Some women do, which is what it

552
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 1: seems like you are. But is there anything you do?

553
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: For example, I stay to do there's a lot of money.

554
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: So when he I know he takes care of ship,

555
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: and I'd like to clean his house. I do. Sometimes

556
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: he'll come back and I liked him to know his

557
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: house was clean. Whatever. That's something that I like to do.

558
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: It makes me feel good. It's not because I feel

559
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: like I have to. He doesn't ask me. I like

560
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: to make the better like the foldest clothes if they

561
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 1: were in the corner or whatever, clean things up like

562
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 1: I like him knowing that I can do that. Now.

563
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: I've done things like that for him. But there are

564
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: there any things that you enjoy doing or do you

565
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 1: feel bitter about it? Because he sounds now it sounds

566
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: sounds like you don't like doing these things. I mean,

567
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: I'm not just enjoy him like I enjoy being with

568
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 1: my man. I don't know like relationship. I want to

569
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: know this because we do have another guy in the building.

570
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: Would you date a female with that approach? And why?

571
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: Because I'm not playing that, how do you I'm twenty

572
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 1: nine years I'm huh different because now I feel like

573
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: we gotta play ball. Man, relationship is all about playing

574
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: ball in the house, gotta get clean somehow somewhere. But

575
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: he has like if we're gonna hire somebody to do

576
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: that because we're both busy, then we're playing ball. That's

577
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: that's the agreement we're gonna I got to make sure

578
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: that my girl knows how to handle these things, so

579
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: that way that could be passing on to my daughter

580
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 1: or you know what I'm taking she can't clean the house. Yeah,

581
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: I've cleaned. I've cleaned his house. Like there's been times

582
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go play basketball, I'm just chilling his house.

583
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: And I have cleaned his home before. And there's been

584
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: times where I'm home and he's in my house and

585
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 1: I wake up and he has breakfast ready for me.

586
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 1: I just don't people are making it seem like I

587
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: have like these are things that I have to do, like,

588
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 1: I just don't think I have. Do you think there's

589
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 1: anything for you in your relationship when you're looking for

590
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: women if they do have to do? Not have to

591
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 1: excuse me, don't take that word back like the pressure

592
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: like so I know there's right, right, do you need?

593
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: I just feel like apart from their emotional things because listen, man,

594
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: it's like it's a million and ones like on that tape.

595
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: That's just like a billion pussy's on the planet, all right,

596
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: So so so being there is a lot and the

597
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: fact that women mature and get older a lot faster.

598
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: My whole thing is you don't want a younger female

599
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: coming in the game with a little bit of like

600
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 1: you know, juice and knows how to do these extra

601
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: things and that you know what I'm sayingstract the nigger

602
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 1: and you know what I'm saying, he and he looks

603
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: at it like, oh ship, my girl, don't do that,

604
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: My girl, don't do that. So it's easier for speak speaking,

605
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: for you to choose to do those things. And those

606
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: the reason I know my nigga needs to wake up

607
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 1: and comment like a little hell on my Instagram. They're

608
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 1: just like the other ones. Well, you need to be

609
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 1: thirsty for not only I wanted to bring a question

610
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: to you because I'm thinking of myself while y'all answering this,

611
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: what do you expect from him? Before you answer that,

612
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 1: I'll give you where this question comes from. To me,

613
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: my man, I want to be. I feel like a

614
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: man's job is to provide. So I'm not splitting bills. Sorry, bro,

615
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: that's not me. We've discussed, we've we've had this discussion.

616
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: So as a man and his job to be as

617
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: a provider, I didn't grow up with that. I grew

618
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 1: up in a single parent household as well, which is

619
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: why since then every niggau has been rich. Because I'm

620
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: not dealing with no broadcasting. And so I feel like,

621
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: as a man, who I'm expecting to provide, to pay

622
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: the bills, to take care of the house, that's right.

623
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: As a female, I feel like, yeah, I'm gonna suck you.

624
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do all this. You're not gonna make me

625
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: suck you. Fuck you clean the house, wash the dishes,

626
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 1: do all this and then expect me to split the rent.

627
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: So to me, because but so to me, I feel

628
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: like if I'm expecting that from him, like listen. I

629
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: feel like you need to be the provider and you

630
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: need to take care of the household. The least I

631
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: can do, not feeling an obligation, but the least I

632
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: can do is make the house clean, make sure that

633
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 1: the dishes washed, the lunch. I am so proud of

634
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: your daughter. Let me tell you, because you really ain't ship.

635
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: I an't really mind. You don't talk like this privately

636
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 1: with me. Well, you don't talk privately no more. I've

637
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: never heard you say that. Me and Crystal talk about it.

638
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: We we debate this so much. Almost heard you talk

639
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: more like her. No, I'm serious. I've heard you say like,

640
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: he's gonna do this, this this for me, I've never heard. Well,

641
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: that's why I ain't having sex, because I'm in the

642
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: where I'm not dealing with the boys because they look good,

643
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,839
Speaker 1: no more. I'm looking for a man, and this is

644
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 1: as what I'm looking for in a man. It's him

645
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: to be a provider. And because he's a provider, I

646
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: know that I can clean house. I know that, and

647
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,399
Speaker 1: I know that I should do that because I want

648
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 1: to God to provide, which is why I'm asking you,

649
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: what do you want from him? What are you expecting

650
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: from him as a man. I just want him to

651
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: always be honest with me. This is what I don't think. No,

652
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: but I've never I've never heard you're just enjoying Episode ten,

653
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: What a fucking great one. We had an anonymous couple

654
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 1: come on the mail was bisexual, and so was the female.

655
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: We kind of wanted to interview them about how they

656
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: work it out, what kind of sex they have, do

657
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 1: they swap, do they swing? Things like that, and the

658
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: girlfriend ended up saying some fucking ship that blew our

659
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: minds in the middle of this episode. Listen up to

660
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:25,439
Speaker 1: episode ten by Love, featuring a by couple of girls.

661
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: So when you like, you guys reconnected and then okay,

662
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,280
Speaker 1: so now I'm like still super interested in They're like, okay,

663
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: so in the conversation your sexuality and your sexuality, like

664
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 1: did you know already from rumors in the streets? Okay,

665
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 1: and why is it that you didn't give a ship?

666
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: Why is it yeah for you to be I'm just

667
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: super cures in this. Yeah, we are the only many

668
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: people I think that we know right that we're the

669
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 1: only people that out of all of my friends, they're

670
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: all like, bitch, He'll let you do what he may

671
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: do what what? And so they're super against any guy

672
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: even doing the strap on dealing with men. What made

673
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: you okay with the fact that you knew he had

674
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: dealt with men before? So, if I'm being honest, I

675
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 1: don't know that I necessarily was okay. Okay, that is honest. Yeah.

676
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 1: So the year prior to that, I got divorced, and

677
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: it was because I found out that my husband was

678
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:34,919
Speaker 1: sleeping with a guy. Oh shit, Oh I've ever said

679
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: that actually publicly, So just in context. I think that

680
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: over the course of a year and some serious therapy, Um,

681
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: I figured out that it was not an issue of

682
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 1: I was worried about secret. Yeah, it was the secret.

683
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: It was the secret. Absolutely. I'm openly bisexual. I had

684
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 1: girlfriends when I was in the military. Like, that's not

685
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: a big issue for me. So I understood the fluidity

686
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: of it. It was the fact that it was a secret.

687
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: Be it be when I ask you about it, Like,

688
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 1: what you need to answer is I like dudes, And

689
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: if you can't say that, like if you say it

690
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: was a mistake, it wasn't. When I feel and then

691
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 1: I find out that there's actually more to that it's

692
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 1: the issue. Are you comfortable with who you are? And

693
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: if you're that sex confidence is sexy is Let me

694
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: just say, women say to me all the time that

695
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: they don't want to see their man is weak. And

696
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 1: you're sitting here with this huge guy, like the masculine right,

697
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: like he's super masculine. That confidence has so much more

698
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: weight than anything. So just to say, like just knowing

699
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: a man was hiding himself, that's what makes it so

700
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 1: sexy and absolutely like I'm I'm super against And I

701
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: say this often because anytime I'm on the phone with

702
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 1: anyone or work, I'm trying to get to know someone

703
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 1: and the first time they sit here and we had

704
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,839
Speaker 1: this conversation before. There's times that I'll talk to guys

705
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: and they'll admit to me the things they've done with men.

706
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: And my very first question is do the women you do,

707
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: the other women you talk to know know this about you?

708
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: And they're like, nah, man, I ain't telling nobody this.

709
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: I'm not comfortable And it's just like that to me,

710
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: that download lifestyle and not being comfortable with your sexuality

711
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: not only that enough to respect who you're having sex with.

712
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 1: Let them make the decision if they want to sleep

713
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: with someone who's dealing with men and women. But if

714
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: someone is not secure in themselves, like you're not relationship

715
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:27,240
Speaker 1: material period. That's heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual. If you're not secure

716
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: in who you are as a man or as a woman,

717
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 1: the relationship is going to be nothing but problem. And

718
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 1: so this wasn't something where he had to come out

719
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: to you. You knew before you got into a relationship

720
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: with him. That keeps possibly you know, went both ways.

721
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: I don't live a secret life, you know, Like like

722
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: I said, I don't, I don't my mom. My mom

723
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: was the first person I told you know, Like so

724
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 1: when you when your mom knows and your friends know.

725
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: I made a spreadsheet. I made a spreadsheet primary secondary

726
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: people the conversation with because I only and it was

727
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 1: I kissed somebody at thirty. I came out because I

728
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 1: rather deal with being really because I know people there's

729
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: so I would rather deal with being perceived as gay,

730
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: right then deal with lying to the people that I

731
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: care about and playing to love. And so what's important

732
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 1: and my only real advice to women, um is don't

733
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: connect someone's sexuality to their character and integrity. Because Carmelo

734
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: Anthony straight right, and that strip is pregnant, you know

735
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 1: what I mean. So you can you can have your

736
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: super educated doctor who's banging his secretary. So it's like,

737
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 1: being heterosexual doesn't mean that you have a man who's honest,

738
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 1: a man that'll be true to you. You know that's

739
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,439
Speaker 1: but that's real. And so just because a guy has

740
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 1: is bisexual and has an attraction to men doesn't mean

741
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: that I'm a liar, doesn't mean that I'm a cheater.

742
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: I'm as honest a person as you will ever meet.

743
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: And I would rather deal with any consequences of being

744
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,919
Speaker 1: honest than to say I love you, but I'm lying

745
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: to you, right, And this is my question. I actually

746
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: have a question to you about this because you being

747
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 1: so open with it, and I'm not sure what your

748
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: dealings are now, but I've had friends asked me, do

749
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 1: you ever so women get jealous of other women with him?

750
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 1: Is it jealousy with men and women? Is it something

751
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: to where you feel like, damn, not only might this

752
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,959
Speaker 1: nigga cheat on me with a girl but also a guy.

753
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,919
Speaker 1: Is Is it something that you that crosses your mind

754
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: that it could be anybody? Essentially, So essentially I'm in

755
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: a very unique position because I'm dating him. Like I

756
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: legitimately can tell you from bottom my heart, I have

757
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: no doubt at any point in time that he would

758
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: ever do anything to her Like do I get jealous sometimes, absolutely,

759
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: but it's not from place of fear, and it's because

760
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: you trust him. You have that I don't have. Like there.

761
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: I have told him on several occasions when I'm out

762
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 1: of town and we can't see each other that it's

763
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: okay for him to do things. It's fine, I'm cool

764
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 1: with that, and he's just like, no, this is the

765
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: thing that I totally feel you because I'm there right now,

766
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: She's there right. I feel like I don't know where

767
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: I stand with this guy, but I feel like he

768
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: three months apart for free right, don't think. I think

769
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: when you are when you know someone is emotionally connected

770
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: to you like well, And this is the thing to

771
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: the fact that both of you, even you seeming a

772
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 1: lot less open than he is as far as just

773
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 1: your personality. I feel like the fact that your communication

774
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 1: seems completely open and you know that at the end

775
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 1: of the day, what you didn't have with your last

776
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: husband was when you asked him a question you didn't

777
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: know if he was telling you the truth, and it's

778
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 1: with him, you know that. Listen, if I ask you,

779
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: I'm going to know the truth. And I feel like

780
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: that's the biggest issue with having relationships is that you

781
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: always want to feel like you're finding dirt because you

782
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: feel like who you're with you can't trust. And when

783
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: that trust is there, regardless of their sexuality, what it is,

784
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: it's literally just focused on that. Yeah, she's over here

785
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: trying to get sound bites and if you're on yeah,

786
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: I know, and I know you guys hear us talk

787
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 1: about funny ship and all the time, and this is

788
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,479
Speaker 1: still I'm still with the ship. I mean, I hope

789
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: you guys are not, you know, still laughing kind of

790
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: sort no, but I definitely want I just just to

791
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: dig into this conversation to the mind, like I have

792
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 1: so many couples that they put on that front for you.

793
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: You know, Ony's Instagram and then and loves Me. We

794
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: fight constantly, but you know, because I address every issue

795
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: that I have, immunication, communication, and you seem like, I mean,

796
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: it just seems comfortable and this I'm working, I'm being

797
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: a better person and I have a question to this

798
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: um and this again goes from personal but real quick

799
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: because it's funny. I tell people all the time when

800
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: I meet them, I am not a nice person. I

801
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: am not I am mean, I will hurt your feelings,

802
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 1: but but I am a good person. Like I am

803
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,439
Speaker 1: someone you can kill if you if you were my friend.

804
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: My friend was in um back home. She missed the

805
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: flight to Jamaica to start her vacation, and she's in

806
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: my city. I was like her mom. She calls her

807
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: mom crying and she's and her mom goes, so, David's

808
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 1: gonna come get you because she knows I'm gonna come

809
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 1: get her. I'm gonna make sure that she's gonna have

810
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 1: a great day. Her and her friend who I just

811
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 1: met that day at my place, we're swimming. I took

812
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: him to dinner, to lunch. We cooked them dinner. Um,

813
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 1: we started their vacation. Because I'm a good person. She's nice,

814
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:28,800
Speaker 1: like she's genuinely cares about other human beings. And I

815
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 1: don't even think about that. She thought. I was like,

816
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: it's gonna get caught. We gonna go out of him,

817
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: Like I guess she's going for the ethnic look today.

818
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna tell her this to put a

819
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 1: fly iron, I just wanted to get some of the

820
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 1: birds that were nesting in the hair, like I just today.

821
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: But you know what I also like about that, though,

822
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: is that I feel like Wee knows she's attractive, she

823
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: knows the confidence right, she doesn't feel like she has

824
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: to look perfect all the time or not. But I

825
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 1: feel like someone don't just get anybody wants somebody. I

826
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 1: feel that I have makeup on or not. Maybe less

827
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,439
Speaker 1: cat calls, maybe right if I have something to can't

828
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 1: be here on. But whoever was going to really talk

829
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: to me in that ball? Absolutely? You know, I feel like, well, well,

830
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: and we go all the time and I'm much bigger,

831
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: like I'm a thick bitch, and I tell her all

832
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: the time. I still pull mad niggas I will about

833
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: these little flim bitches. Because here's the question. Man, the

834
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 1: guys lost twenty pounds, are you the same dude? I'm

835
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: talking the same dude. So I'm not gonna lie, do

836
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: you want to lose twenty pounds? But no, I mean

837
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: I say this all the time because I'll have other

838
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 1: girls come at me, like other Instagram models like and

839
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: they'd be like, bitch, if y'all only knew I bag

840
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: the same niggas that y'all do the same blue check

841
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: mark ass niggas, y'all be trying to get be all

842
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 1: of my motherfucker damn sup And I got what's the

843
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: body count on the blue checkmarks? Listen, I ain't even

844
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 1: gonna maybe get a blue checks interviewing? What wait? Twitter

845
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 1: started in oh nine, We're not going to do that

846
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: math No, but and and that's the thing like that

847
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:13,840
Speaker 1: we say all the time. And when I'm going for you,

848
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 1: for you, who's for you? Who's for you? Who's for me?

849
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: Who's for me? And when we go out, when I

850
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 1: go out with any of my friends, even if we

851
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: all see the same guy, would be like, bitch, well

852
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: let's see who he talked to. And it's literally like

853
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: there's no competition because we all pull different types of men,

854
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: we all are open to different types of things. She's

855
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 1: more into domb ship. I'm no, I'm in the domb ship.

856
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 1: She's like sub My other homegirl is super prude. She's

857
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: fucking I think she's head on an episode the one

858
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: that we just had on the oh yeah, well, even

859
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: Crystal Crystal just got her first good dick nine. So

860
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:55,359
Speaker 1: I'm like, isn't sad? So sad? So like we say

861
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 1: this all the time, but yeah, so um, I was

862
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,240
Speaker 1: gonna ask the questions that happen like you have every

863
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: will have. These people are gonna be like, why the

864
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 1: fun didn't you ask him this? Okay, so yeah you

865
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: said just now that you said he could do things?

866
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: What are you thinking in your mind? Do you think

867
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: you can do things when when you guys are not

868
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: together and you let him know that, hey, you can

869
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: do your own thing. What is going on in your mind?

870
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,399
Speaker 1: What do you think he's doing. I don't think he's

871
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 1: doing anything. I at one point was encouraging it. Apparently

872
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: it's a bad idea to do that. So because like

873
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 1: I said, I travel a lot, and as a woman,

874
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: I think that sometimes I need sometimes can be different,

875
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:28,799
Speaker 1: or at least I know for us sometimes my needs

876
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: a different. And I'm just like, what I want to

877
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: go to bed? Right? I'm knowing the sex drive? Right?

878
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: Do you want to feel like you need to accommodate

879
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 1: his part of his sexuality is bi sexual? Side? Like

880
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: on no, no, oh, so you're not so are you

881
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 1: another advice to women, right, if you're going to date

882
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: a bisexual man and you want it to be monogamous,

883
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: don't date to bottom. Don't date a guy who intrinsically

884
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: needs dick in his life. If that if that's something,

885
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 1: but if that's something he needs, that's something that's right.

886
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: It forces the only top and bottom. By the way,

887
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 1: for you guys who don't know, I feel like we

888
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:10,839
Speaker 1: all should. But picture and Catcher, it's it's simple. But

889
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 1: the guys that I've dated have all been rock bottoms,

890
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,360
Speaker 1: like people who have no interest in poking anybody with anything.

891
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 1: And um. And it's not to say I've never experimented,

892
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 1: because of course you experiment, and sometimes if you if

893
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: you're not right, But it's the bottom line is I

894
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,879
Speaker 1: don't have a need for it. So if what our

895
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: issue sexually is that we're not in the same city

896
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: all the time, and so if I could sleep with

897
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: her every single night, there would be no need for anything. Ever,

898
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 1: the frustration that I have is not that I miss

899
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,240
Speaker 1: being with a guy because I'm in love with her.

900
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 1: Um And when you start making love with somebody, what

901
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: is like but but like, yeah, like going to like

902
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,240
Speaker 1: hooking up with someone. When you're making love to someone,

903
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: it's like it's it's pales in comparison, and it's just stupid,

904
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: and that those let's say those we weren't talking like

905
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: I was around the world acting that god dang fool

906
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: you know um. But as soon as we reconnected, and

907
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:11,240
Speaker 1: I swear, so this is funny, I stole a kiss

908
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 1: just because she had started dating someone else, and she's like,

909
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm being super honest with him. So I wanted her

910
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: to have to tell him that we made out right,

911
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 1: and that was it was just me being petty. I

912
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: was being petty, right, and then I kissed her and

913
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: the world stopped. Like it was like everything I've done

914
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,760
Speaker 1: in the last couple of months. I didn't want it anymore.

915
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: To get back online. I don't know if I met

916
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 1: my matches right. He wasn't talking to me about me

917
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: like that Russian I know, the world stop. I don't

918
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 1: think that came out. I message might have stop, but

919
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: it was not this. What was Yeah, Okay, So it

920
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 1: seems because as sexuality is open, I think just like

921
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: she asked a question of Peggy, because we just assumed, right,

922
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 1: So I assumed that you're relationship is more open. Do

923
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: you ever want to bring other people into it? You

924
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 1: talk about it in question and if you do, not

925
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 1: to our capacity, Like, first of all, have you guys

926
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: had okay? And if you guys do have a three

927
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 1: both like them? Ask the girl you both like women,

928
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 1: you both like men? Would it be open as far

929
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 1: as the gender? I feel like that's something we just

930
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:27,280
Speaker 1: haven't discussed. You guys have okay as a guy? Right?

931
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 1: Every time she looks at a girl, I get hopeful, right, right,

932
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 1: So we had this conversation because we're crashing at your place, right,

933
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,320
Speaker 1: we're crashing at these place while while we're here in

934
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: New York City, and I and at some point I

935
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: was just on the excited. I'm so excited about meeting

936
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 1: her because I've always like and I just felt like

937
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: friends side of mine and so um, and I wanted

938
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:56,920
Speaker 1: to go to Cuba really bad, but I couldn't go

939
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 1: because they don't know you. So so I was just

940
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: expressing her how excited I was glad to cancel a

941
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: non cancelable hotel, like I got a doctor's know from

942
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 1: the friends. It's not my mom was sick, and so

943
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 1: she at one point goes it seems like, you're more

944
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:15,879
Speaker 1: excited to meet her than me, And I'm just like, wait, what.

945
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: By the way, I have another bedroom in my apartment,

946
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 1: which is why they when they came to New York

947
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: they stayed with me, because I know they're like, what's

948
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: all She's like, She's like, I just feel like you

949
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: really wanted through something to happen this weekend, And I

950
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 1: was like, wait, I didn't say any of that. I

951
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 1: just like, like a day later, he's like, so this

952
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,359
Speaker 1: is like, I'm like, I just don't remember who this

953
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: is because she mentioned I'm like, I mean, I wish

954
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 1: if you if you didn't showed me that the one

955
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 1: when you said when you told lover boy, this is

956
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 1: your pussy and then you were like, why did I

957
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 1: do that? Your girlfriend her talking about loving Here's the thing.

958
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: When he reminded me who this was, I was like, well,

959
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 1: I wish you just said it was her about the

960
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 1: fact that you wanted to secure and so so as

961
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: a guy, and I feel like you can relate to this,

962
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 1: like as if the opportunity, if the opper opportunity ever

963
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: existed for you to sleep in the apartment that both

964
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 1: of these women were saying it right you would have

965
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: some hopes and dreams about the future of what could

966
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: happen right, and then the reality is she was making

967
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: it like you want to have, like you be happy

968
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 1: even if I wasn't there, and I'm like, no, that's

969
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 1: not it. I want y'all hold on, let me finish.

970
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: I was a little this is good because I thought

971
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 1: she was average, and then you showed me a picture.

972
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting there going no, I want you to

973
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 1: to be attracted to each other. Whatever I would need

974
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: to do right, if I needed out a hand or

975
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,800
Speaker 1: an appage, or if I need to just sit in

976
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 1: the white and just masturbated. This is the greatest moment

977
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: of so happy to be watching this live, like I'm

978
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,240
Speaker 1: fine with anything. This is not about me going behind

979
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: your back to meet her. I just would if the

980
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 1: first time I ever saw her touch another woman, it

981
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: would be awesome. Episode thirty two, Marks Black from Loving

982
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,720
Speaker 1: Hip Hop comes on and the interview was really supposed

983
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 1: to be about him and his group Detales, but somehow

984
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 1: ended up coming back to me and figuring out what's

985
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,839
Speaker 1: wrong with me because I'm submissive in the bed and

986
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: doing it with white men? Is engaging in this slave

987
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 1: mentality all over again. What a fucking asshole. Listen to

988
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 1: this ship and see why I was pissed accidentally a

989
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: lot of time. Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you,

990
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 1: Like I have a lot of crazy. You know that,

991
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 1: I have a lot of disrespectful sex, a lot of

992
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 1: dominating sex. And I am all about trust. And if

993
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: I feel like somebody playing me, that's what she said.

994
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: She's getting. Yeah, she has a collar. All of that

995
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 1: ship that we consider that vanilla. I mean, so the

996
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,800
Speaker 1: stuff I said not even I mean they say that

997
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 1: dominating people in their you know, you work lives. So

998
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 1: you you like Wesley Pipes, Tim on your neck, Pipes Tim,

999
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 1: she doesn't watch black pup. It's not don't want a

1000
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: black wom but like Wesley Pipes if you if you

1001
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: like porn, dude, like, yeah, he's not. She doesn't. But

1002
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like she's she's like I really kind

1003
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 1: of girls. Point, guys, I wish I want to tell

1004
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,839
Speaker 1: you a woman to me, I was dating a black men.

1005
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 1: The last black men was married and played me out,

1006
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 1: and so I had to go to white boys. I

1007
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 1: want to let it. I want to, I want to

1008
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:46,359
Speaker 1: I want to let out of a known fact within

1009
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:52,320
Speaker 1: our crew. He only likes black women, but what's crazily

1010
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 1: attracted to black women? And no, no, no, I'm stating

1011
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:57,840
Speaker 1: this out there for the world to hear, Like I

1012
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,040
Speaker 1: had a lot of rappers don't like black women and

1013
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 1: stuff like that. His thing is he only I actually

1014
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 1: look at him out I'm like, she's pretty. He looks.

1015
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,839
Speaker 1: He literally doesn't agree. I'm like, you know what, that

1016
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,479
Speaker 1: makes me feel good to hear, because there's so many

1017
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:13,799
Speaker 1: times where I hate feeling and secure about my hair

1018
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: or niggas calling me ghetto or being like, oh, you're

1019
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 1: gonna do this, this is and that. But I want

1020
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:24,280
Speaker 1: to be clear off. Okay, Um, everybody has a preference. Okay,

1021
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 1: so my preference as a black woman that that that

1022
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: that's not to say that chill out let me. I'm

1023
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: going to it. There's I find other I find I

1024
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 1: find other females attractive. I've seen, like you know, how

1025
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: he clowns back and back in her day that you know.

1026
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 1: I feel like, I feel like there's a tract of

1027
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: females from every race. But I'm like, you gotta be

1028
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 1: if you're gonna be a white girl, you gotta be

1029
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 1: ice cold, you gotta be on some other ship with

1030
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: a mean talk game, and we gotta be able to relate,

1031
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: gotta be wild. But I love I love black girl.

1032
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 1: So so if I if I knew that you only

1033
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 1: date females and and white guys, chances chances I wouldn't

1034
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: have came down to the show, or I'd have just

1035
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 1: thought to you can't tell you what, it's just, it's

1036
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 1: just time. Um. Ever since Trump got elected, I keep

1037
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:19,759
Speaker 1: finding my way back because I really I'm having a

1038
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: hard time having a talk. I have to sit Nigs down,

1039
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 1: tell him who Emmett's Hill is. Haven't watched and I'm exhausted,

1040
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 1: and I missed talking about white people with black You know,

1041
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 1: it's hard. Do you know how difficult it is. I'd

1042
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:37,839
Speaker 1: be like, have disrespectful sex with white guys, super disrespectful,

1043
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 1: like a telling thing. I feel like, no, no, no, no no,

1044
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 1: no no no, that's a good d I've been getting

1045
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 1: fucked well, but I have great sex. Um. It's just

1046
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 1: that with black men, I've noticed they don't have a

1047
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 1: lot of experience doing being dumbs because a lot of

1048
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 1: black women don't enjoy being submissive. So it's kind of

1049
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:04,319
Speaker 1: hard because the experien it's a little more difficult. He's

1050
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 1: looking at our cover. What explains this banana's? Well, banana's

1051
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: that's when I got the face one like that. But no, no, no,

1052
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 1: it's just it's the illess curve on a banana that

1053
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 1: it could have it like a look curve. A goddamn

1054
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 1: I'm not try Berry curve. I look like Gyves. Um,

1055
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 1: enough about me with my interview, right, So, so basically

1056
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:36,439
Speaker 1: what your week every week is your every every show

1057
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,319
Speaker 1: with your interviews. We trust me, they've had enough of

1058
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 1: my pussy and my choking, spanking sex a ventures and

1059
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 1: we haven't heard that. We Well, y'all need motherucking listen

1060
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 1: to the show. Then that's what y'all talking about us

1061
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: watching showing hip hop. You guys, listen to a couple

1062
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 1: of episodes and we'll let you guys know the best

1063
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 1: ones to start out. I'm not listening to this show,

1064
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:59,839
Speaker 1: but now you bet y'all he's so salty right now.

1065
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 1: You don't you know like interracial dating? You know it's

1066
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:06,799
Speaker 1: crazy as a No, and no, that's not true. I'm

1067
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 1: asking No, I'm fine with he's not a fan of

1068
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:13,359
Speaker 1: inspirational dating. That's not well, no, I'm not a fan

1069
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: of it, but I'm not against it by any mean.

1070
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 1: I want to be clear about that. I'm not against

1071
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: I'm not against any black. He's not anti white, though

1072
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 1: I'm not. We're by racial so I think we can

1073
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 1: go either. First of all, there's not a there's not

1074
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: a you'd be hard press an African American that's not

1075
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 1: mixed with something. Okay, but I don't have a problem

1076
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 1: with somebody dating somebody else. But when your preference is

1077
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:40,640
Speaker 1: somebody else other than ourselves, and I don't I don't

1078
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,439
Speaker 1: tell you my preference was white man, I've been dating

1079
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 1: a way, it'll be hard press for me to know that.

1080
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 1: Like if I started dealing with you and I know

1081
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,439
Speaker 1: how you like it in bed, and I was doing

1082
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: that things with you, and to hear stories of like

1083
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: we you with your white boyfriend doing this? All right,

1084
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 1: let's scale that back. I make my own decisions. I

1085
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 1: want to let treating. I'm not gonna matter what color

1086
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 1: they are. Now I'm talking, yeah, Okay. I think it's

1087
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 1: really unfair to say that if black women want to

1088
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 1: have rough sex, they can't let white men do it.

1089
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you can't all the power. Men don't

1090
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 1: do things to me that I don't want them do,

1091
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 1: and that's and that's just something I just want to

1092
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,959
Speaker 1: teach a little bit of maybe even our listeners about

1093
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 1: b DS. I'm not gonna take my compliments back from

1094
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 1: she's pretty. I'm extreme. Women that choose submissive sex aren't

1095
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,920
Speaker 1: choosing to give up their power. You only do what

1096
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 1: I ask you to do. My rules are stated before

1097
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 1: and after sex. I bring out all the whips, chains,

1098
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,439
Speaker 1: toys that I want. Men are not just inflicting pain

1099
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 1: on me because they felt like today I told you

1100
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 1: I wanted to be here with a belt or slap.

1101
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 1: It's bad imagery in your head to remember slavery and

1102
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: just getting you picks. But that's the thing. You know,

1103
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,320
Speaker 1: a lot of our kinks are going to be gross,

1104
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 1: Like I can't. I can't always reflect everything back to that.

1105
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, Listen, y'all might not know be

1106
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 1: but I'm the least bit out here to not be

1107
00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 1: fighting for us. But the things that I choose to

1108
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:02,120
Speaker 1: do and don't reflect on personally and what I want

1109
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 1: to black women, I agree. I just said if I

1110
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 1: was dealing with you personally, with doing things to you.

1111
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 1: I had to have a flashback. I had. You gotta

1112
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:20,120
Speaker 1: realize it's black queens to him, like he's like that queen,

1113
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 1: my black queen's And you know what, this happens to

1114
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:27,439
Speaker 1: us all the time, spit on and beat my white guy.

1115
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 1: You know what this us every day? People judge what

1116
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 1: we do every day. No what you're getting spin on.

1117
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 1: I like, listen. I choose to come here on this

1118
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 1: platform and say what I do because I'm confident what

1119
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 1: I do and I like it do. If me and

1120
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 1: you have sex tonight, you wouldn't be spitting on me.

1121
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:47,919
Speaker 1: I put my trust in the people that I choose

1122
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 1: to do this with. Women have the choice for this,

1123
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 1: and that's why I do this podcast and decide to

1124
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 1: But just to cleared up, we're not judging you on

1125
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 1: what you're doing. Really, you just said I didn't. You

1126
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 1: don't know what judgment is. Then if you say, if

1127
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,040
Speaker 1: I was dealing with you and I found out you

1128
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: was doing this, I feel some type of way look

1129
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: at something taking out the wrong way. I said nothing

1130
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 1: in my mind right, But that's like you're not speaking

1131
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:20,320
Speaker 1: when you like somebody I'm definitely certain things like and

1132
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 1: I feel I feel, I feel like that's the biggest

1133
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 1: bowl of nonsense. That like, first of all, when a

1134
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 1: human walks into a room and see somebody, when we

1135
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 1: hear something, we judge. Everybody judges like everybody if I

1136
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,440
Speaker 1: when I walked in aroong. Okay, that's what when I

1137
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 1: when y'all say every time y'all say something, it triggers

1138
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 1: a reaction in my mind. While I'm thinking why, I

1139
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 1: come to a conclusion that's what we do. You know,

1140
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 1: this is a great conversation. I don't know we have

1141
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 1: to go, but it's just it's exactly what I mean

1142
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 1: when I say that I have first states that I

1143
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: don't disclose my podcast, I don't my personal life because

1144
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 1: then it takes it from wow, you're this girl who

1145
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,240
Speaker 1: does this and you're an executive and you do what

1146
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 1: you were at tech to like, oh you're talking about dick. Yeah,

1147
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:05,920
Speaker 1: and so that's what gets you know, and you still

1148
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 1: should keep your job and do every And I'm not

1149
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that, look at

1150
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 1: your demeanor. Even that's what happens everybody when they hear

1151
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:19,720
Speaker 1: these things, Well, um, we are going to have to

1152
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:25,440
Speaker 1: this episode soon, so I'm working on it. You're working

1153
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:28,560
Speaker 1: on getting better. I don't want to judgment free Zone.

1154
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 1: We have no problems and quirks are doing at all. Bro.

1155
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 1: When I'll tell y'all, this is one of the most

1156
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 1: classic stories man He's ever told. This story lasted the

1157
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 1: first twenty minutes of the goddamn episode because it took

1158
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 1: time for us to research this bitch's instagram go through

1159
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 1: d m oh my god, best story man he's ever told,

1160
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 1: in my opinion, except for when she pissed on that

1161
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: seven guy. Anyway, check this clip out from episode A

1162
01:01:56,360 --> 01:02:01,880
Speaker 1: J nothing but a number. I'm really fucking excited. I

1163
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:06,200
Speaker 1: got your day, just like that girl's instagram. You know

1164
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 1: we always bleeped it out. I'm because she's sucking trash. Wait,

1165
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 1: I gotta find her name. Oh, I can't wait to

1166
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:17,800
Speaker 1: tag this fucking nineteen year old, fucking dumb Oh my god,

1167
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:22,440
Speaker 1: I can't fucking wait. Okay, guys, So for all of

1168
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 1: you guys who have been listening, I'm single as fuck,

1169
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 1: and I just went through a drought where I didn't

1170
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 1: have niggas. I now have too many niggs in my line.

1171
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 1: But I went through a drought where I didn't really

1172
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 1: have anyone on my phone. So I had been swipe swipe,

1173
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 1: swiping my thumbs strong as fuck. I have been swiping

1174
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 1: on um tender um to go on dates. Why not bumble,

1175
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:46,200
Speaker 1: Well it's too complicated. Give you like twenty four hours

1176
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:47,840
Speaker 1: to respond. I don't be like and look thirsty. I

1177
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 1: wanted it. I can't do bumble. I swipe when i'm

1178
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 1: fucked up and maybe I'm not missing something. Oh here

1179
01:02:54,760 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: she goes. Um. Anyways, so I was swiping. I'll tell

1180
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:04,800
Speaker 1: you guys the story, um real briefly. So I swiped

1181
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 1: with this guy. He was super super super super cute. Okay, Um,

1182
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 1: he's very handsome, about six six, light skin by racial

1183
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 1: um paperback. No, he actually was a paper bag. He

1184
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:21,480
Speaker 1: was like really light skinned. He looks, you know, he

1185
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 1: looks look kind of Chico like he's black, German and Cuban. Um,

1186
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:34,320
Speaker 1: my boy, you really called him out. I don't know anyway,

1187
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:36,400
Speaker 1: he hasn't nobody man. He's like, hey, no blue chet,

1188
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:41,280
Speaker 1: no blue chet on that whole anyway. So we went

1189
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 1: on a day. He actually hit me up. We we matched,

1190
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 1: we were talking and literally the next day, he was like, hey,

1191
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:48,960
Speaker 1: let's go for lunch. I wouldn't do a ship, so

1192
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 1: I said, okay, man, I'll take I'll take much. So

1193
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:53,400
Speaker 1: he came and picked me up. He lives in like

1194
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 1: New Rochelle, which is above you know, the Bronx. And

1195
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 1: when you're about the Bronx, most of them have sucking cars.

1196
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, I guess I'll go ahead

1197
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 1: and throw it out there. He was twenty two years old, Um,

1198
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:07,360
Speaker 1: but whatever. So he came and picked me up. And

1199
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 1: he graduated, yeah from he graduated from high school. Yeah,

1200
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 1: but he is in college and he's about to enter

1201
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:17,000
Speaker 1: law school. Um. And so he came and pick me up.

1202
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 1: We ended up going to a really nice like sushi

1203
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 1: Japanese spot, Gotbach eight super. He was super mature, Like

1204
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:27,959
Speaker 1: we sat there and talked about probably the fucking Trump

1205
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:31,800
Speaker 1: administration and politics. He's clearly into politics. I mean, he's

1206
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 1: about to be a lawyer, you know what I mean.

1207
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:37,560
Speaker 1: So he's into that bitch, right. I was like, and

1208
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:40,520
Speaker 1: I'm not even lie. I think he's definitely more white

1209
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 1: than black, because I think he was here for Trump

1210
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:46,920
Speaker 1: and no girl, he was he. I was like I

1211
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 1: got up, I got out of the Dad dude was

1212
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:51,520
Speaker 1: like I would have voted for him. I was like, oh,

1213
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:56,400
Speaker 1: he's definitely. But I'm also someone who I accept people

1214
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: to accept me for my views. I wouldn't sit here

1215
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 1: and it is not you know, I'm hearing him out,

1216
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,240
Speaker 1: So that's okay. Mexicans, do you think it's okay for

1217
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:06,680
Speaker 1: someone to have yous like that? You want to fun

1218
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:09,160
Speaker 1: somebody that has views like that. I'm not gonna go

1219
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:12,680
Speaker 1: him on you this episode. I'm going to tell you

1220
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: why it's fucking trash at the end of the day.

1221
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,920
Speaker 1: Do you know how many niggas probably think it's trash

1222
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:21,240
Speaker 1: that I want to stick a dildo? Wan? Another nigga's asked,

1223
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:24,040
Speaker 1: awesome ship. First of all, that's a fetish. You're telling

1224
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:28,240
Speaker 1: me it doesn't about black people. How much better can

1225
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:29,920
Speaker 1: you do? Oh well, I mean, how much worse can

1226
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,400
Speaker 1: it get for you? Get the funk out of here.

1227
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:34,480
Speaker 1: Get when people fucking sign off on that this fucking

1228
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 1: dude climate deal pictured one thousand percent. Sure what he's

1229
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:42,280
Speaker 1: done since he's been in the office and what he said. However,

1230
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,120
Speaker 1: you still have people with different political views. He comes

1231
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 1: from a background in which he was mostly raised. He

1232
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 1: was raising. He was raising a Republican household. I'm sitting

1233
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:55,560
Speaker 1: here and it's not He wasn't saying that he did vote.

1234
01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 1: He wasn't. He was. He was just very strong about

1235
01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:03,760
Speaker 1: his fly and their views on Trump. That's what it was. Anyways,

1236
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyways, so we went to this to

1237
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 1: this nice Japanese but talk. Somebody voted for Trump. Then

1238
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,880
Speaker 1: you did, white boys, it's off of your list. He

1239
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:12,520
Speaker 1: didn't vote for You've done it. You've done it. He

1240
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:16,400
Speaker 1: might allied to you to get the pussy. I think

1241
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:19,280
Speaker 1: his family did, but he didn't. But anyways, so we're

1242
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:21,080
Speaker 1: sitting here in the car. Anyways, we go to the

1243
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 1: to the restaurant. It was really good, really fucking good,

1244
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:27,520
Speaker 1: like Habachi. And he asked like we're starting to talk,

1245
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:30,040
Speaker 1: and he's like, I want to go to a cigar bar.

1246
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,800
Speaker 1: Mind you. He's twenty two years old, and I'm like,

1247
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:37,000
Speaker 1: you want to go to a cigar bar? Okay, mind you.

1248
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,160
Speaker 1: I got my little old head, My little old nick

1249
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:42,880
Speaker 1: would be with the old head, do you I think

1250
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:49,760
Speaker 1: he's seven? He's well, it's old for me. And so

1251
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:52,200
Speaker 1: he put me onto cigars. So I like, know which

1252
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:54,200
Speaker 1: ones I have to smoke in the size, I know

1253
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 1: how to smoke it, I know how to clip it.

1254
01:06:56,600 --> 01:07:00,760
Speaker 1: The nick who paid my rent. Oh, but he's not

1255
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:04,040
Speaker 1: even old head as daddy. But um. Anyways, so we

1256
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:06,560
Speaker 1: went to the cigar bar. It was nice, like he

1257
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 1: knew the people I know, um, And so we went

1258
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,600
Speaker 1: to the cigar bar. It was really nice. You know,

1259
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 1: it's an all white neighborhood. He has all white friends,

1260
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:19,400
Speaker 1: so he knows. The guy at the front hooks all

1261
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:23,080
Speaker 1: of them. I didn't meet, and she acted like that right.

1262
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 1: So after we leave this cigar bar, his friend owns

1263
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:30,200
Speaker 1: another cigar bar. So we go to this other cigar bar. Bitch,

1264
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,040
Speaker 1: they bring out the bud wisers and ship like, I'm

1265
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:36,640
Speaker 1: legit seriously, And so we're sitting here a wolf Walsher

1266
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:39,400
Speaker 1: is playing. Then we started talking politics like it's literally

1267
01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, am I no, seriously, I was in your show?

1268
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:49,960
Speaker 1: Or man Tuck, I can't, I can't. I forgot the

1269
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:54,280
Speaker 1: name and started and started with m um. Anyways, So

1270
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:59,120
Speaker 1: this is where the date takes a landslide. Guys like,

1271
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:03,720
Speaker 1: so I'm sitting there, we're all talking. Next thing, I

1272
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:08,920
Speaker 1: know this little Chico bitch. Don't give that if he

1273
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:13,040
Speaker 1: y'all don't come for me. This little Chico bitch. She

1274
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:17,320
Speaker 1: walking with her little pink um workout pants with a

1275
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:21,200
Speaker 1: fucking crop top tank top with her hair down looking

1276
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:26,360
Speaker 1: crop drop top. So she walk in. Mind you, at

1277
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:28,680
Speaker 1: this point, I don't know who she is. Me and

1278
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:32,679
Speaker 1: him have had the conversation about our exes, are our history,

1279
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:34,640
Speaker 1: what it is. He's been single for a month and

1280
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:38,400
Speaker 1: a half. So this girl wants me to win. This

1281
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:42,320
Speaker 1: girl walks in and she looks at everyone. Mind you,

1282
01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:45,479
Speaker 1: were with his best friends right now, the best friend's girlfriend, everybody.

1283
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:48,720
Speaker 1: So she walks in and it's just looking at the

1284
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:50,400
Speaker 1: dude I want to date with, and I'm just like,

1285
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:52,800
Speaker 1: I don't know who the fun this is. So she

1286
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:55,680
Speaker 1: goes she says, hi, did everybody? Hi? Tim, Hi, Joe, Hi,

1287
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:59,519
Speaker 1: Bobby says hi to all you know, all the guys, Taylor,

1288
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:03,040
Speaker 1: Hi Tailor high Hunter says hi to literally the other

1289
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:07,760
Speaker 1: five guys that are there. Um, and then asked the

1290
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:13,840
Speaker 1: best friend and who is this? Pointing at men up

1291
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:17,400
Speaker 1: man hold on me though, so so he's like, oh,

1292
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:20,640
Speaker 1: that's Mandy. So she got to stick out her hand

1293
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:22,240
Speaker 1: mont you. At this point, I don't know what's going on,

1294
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:25,160
Speaker 1: so I stick out my hand because bitch, I don't

1295
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:27,080
Speaker 1: know who she is, okay whatever, So I stick out

1296
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:30,280
Speaker 1: her hand like what's up next? Thing I know, she's

1297
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:32,400
Speaker 1: looking at the nigga I'm on a date with, and

1298
01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:37,120
Speaker 1: she's like, let's go outside. I need to talk to you, bitch.

1299
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:39,519
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever opened my uber app, so,

1300
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:42,040
Speaker 1: motherfucking fat, I don't know you need I was like

1301
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:45,200
Speaker 1: seven minutes, wait, where the hell is that bitch? Bitch?

1302
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:47,720
Speaker 1: I ain't even gonna hold you. The only reason why

1303
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:50,360
Speaker 1: I held out while it was outside that bitch that

1304
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:55,560
Speaker 1: uber I was. I was like, my pride, ain't that

1305
01:09:55,840 --> 01:10:02,920
Speaker 1: Let me see what's going on before. I don't know

1306
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:08,400
Speaker 1: about Its supposed to be a free lunch. I can't

1307
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,439
Speaker 1: turn this into a sixty four dollar lunch. Like this

1308
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:14,360
Speaker 1: just doesn't make sense. So there outside, mind you. Before

1309
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:17,000
Speaker 1: he go outside, he mind you, bitch. I don't give

1310
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:20,160
Speaker 1: a fun bitch. So before he goes outside with the bitch,

1311
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:24,040
Speaker 1: he's like, Bobby, I need you to join me. He

1312
01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:26,600
Speaker 1: had the best friend join him. When I tell you,

1313
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:30,960
Speaker 1: it took all of seventh seconds Bobby was convincing him

1314
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:34,800
Speaker 1: that he Okay, no, bitch, Bobby's girlfriend slid right the

1315
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:36,240
Speaker 1: funk over to me and was like, I just want

1316
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:57,400
Speaker 1: you to know they are not together. Is that because

1317
01:10:57,439 --> 01:11:00,400
Speaker 1: you've known his fucking story, bitch, because it's didn't tell

1318
01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:03,040
Speaker 1: me that his friends were wife before and yeah, I

1319
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:06,120
Speaker 1: just did this problem. I just want you to know.

1320
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:11,400
Speaker 1: It was this very matter of fact, I voted the

1321
01:11:11,479 --> 01:11:16,240
Speaker 1: best the best friend's girlfriend slid over to my. Mind you,

1322
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:20,880
Speaker 1: they're all fucking leather recliners. She leans over to me

1323
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:22,400
Speaker 1: and she was like, I just want you to know

1324
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:26,519
Speaker 1: they are not together anymore, and we don't like her.

1325
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:33,479
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm pretty bit it was they were here

1326
01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:36,360
Speaker 1: for her as okay, mind you come to find out

1327
01:11:36,439 --> 01:11:40,080
Speaker 1: they broke up because she got gang banged by a friend,

1328
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:47,600
Speaker 1: and may I swear to god, so mind you, the

1329
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:50,720
Speaker 1: whole time I knew of why they broke up, So

1330
01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:53,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, so that's the whole game gang bang. Like,

1331
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:55,400
Speaker 1: so that's why they broke up while they were in

1332
01:11:55,439 --> 01:11:59,439
Speaker 1: a relationship. I guess she decided to not only fun

1333
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:01,639
Speaker 1: a friend, but a friend and his friends so got

1334
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:03,800
Speaker 1: gang bang. I thought you it was when we were

1335
01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:06,400
Speaker 1: broken up that night. It wasn't a be fucking bial

1336
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:08,439
Speaker 1: and you always got to say something. But I don't

1337
01:12:08,439 --> 01:12:11,320
Speaker 1: know what the fuck is your proper name, Sha, So

1338
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:15,200
Speaker 1: this I was drunk, bitch, right, I was drunk. I

1339
01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:18,040
Speaker 1: did not know what the hell was that. Oh no,

1340
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:22,559
Speaker 1: I've been drinking he so, um, yeah, bitch, So that's

1341
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:25,200
Speaker 1: what happened. Um. Needless to say, I ended up still

1342
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:28,439
Speaker 1: sucking him that night. But I mean, what you know

1343
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:31,639
Speaker 1: what though, I'm not gonna like the date went so well,

1344
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 1: she got dismissed and left. He explained it. Mind you,

1345
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:38,200
Speaker 1: the friends was cape, which we spent the friends was caping,

1346
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:40,479
Speaker 1: like apparently he didn't try, she didn't try to run

1347
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:44,000
Speaker 1: him over. Like she's a crazy bitch, just crazy, Um,

1348
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:47,920
Speaker 1: Puerto Rico bitch, all my Spanish friends crazy. But it's

1349
01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:49,719
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just like one of my Spanish

1350
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:52,200
Speaker 1: friends pissed on a dude's car and put like ham

1351
01:12:52,439 --> 01:12:54,960
Speaker 1: all over the top of the hood because the sun spots.

1352
01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:56,880
Speaker 1: So when he peeled off the ham, that called like

1353
01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:59,800
Speaker 1: the paint worth the pain came off. Tell me they

1354
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:01,760
Speaker 1: be I wasn't here for you always need one on

1355
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:04,080
Speaker 1: the team. It was just definitely one of those where

1356
01:13:04,439 --> 01:13:06,720
Speaker 1: it kind of like put Balt into such a great

1357
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:10,519
Speaker 1: day because he was actually such a great date. Needless

1358
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:13,280
Speaker 1: to say, I go to work the motherfucker next day

1359
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:18,559
Speaker 1: and guess who slides in my motherfucking d and motherfuckingita. Okay,

1360
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm Steph. That's the name, bitch is Okay, I'm step

1361
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:30,519
Speaker 1: That is when the show and I'm so happy because

1362
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:33,120
Speaker 1: normally y'all know, we believe shit, but she was just

1363
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:36,040
Speaker 1: so motherfucking tacky, and I'm like, bitch, I'm growing a bit,

1364
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:38,800
Speaker 1: so y'all, I really had to tell y'all what this

1365
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:42,200
Speaker 1: little young bitch plant ten thousand trees and read him

1366
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:46,040
Speaker 1: right right now? Let me tell y'all what follow her?

1367
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:49,040
Speaker 1: Can I please follow her? Let me tell y'all what

1368
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:52,040
Speaker 1: this whole hop to my MS asking So I screenshot

1369
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 1: that ship and sent it to Wheezy. She decided to

1370
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:59,560
Speaker 1: hop my d m S and ask who paid for

1371
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:07,240
Speaker 1: the day? That was her question to me, and my

1372
01:14:07,439 --> 01:14:11,680
Speaker 1: motherfucking was did you or Houston paid for the day?

1373
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:15,479
Speaker 1: She's fucking trash, super trash. Who the funk as that?

1374
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:18,400
Speaker 1: So you know what? Nineteen year old wasn't even going

1375
01:14:18,479 --> 01:14:20,320
Speaker 1: to be petty or that didn't get paid to get

1376
01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:24,400
Speaker 1: fun by eight niggas. What happened? Oh my ship came out?

1377
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,560
Speaker 1: Damn we didn't told all the Jews. It's okay. We

1378
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:29,760
Speaker 1: can still hear you. Can't you hear me? Yeah? Oh

1379
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:32,240
Speaker 1: I just can't hear myself. Okay, I guess I don't

1380
01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:34,719
Speaker 1: have to hear myself. I'll go on. Manby had a malfunction,

1381
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:41,840
Speaker 1: you see that that was about the about me. No,

1382
01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:44,400
Speaker 1: let me tell y'all. She coming through, Let me do shop,

1383
01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:47,360
Speaker 1: let me, let me, let me, let me finish, Let

1384
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:50,320
Speaker 1: me finish, you let me finish. So she stepped in

1385
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:52,439
Speaker 1: my motherfucking I was talking about who paid for the day.

1386
01:14:52,479 --> 01:14:55,360
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna respond because for any of the female

1387
01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:58,599
Speaker 1: followers listening, I think it's super fucking messy to respond

1388
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:02,160
Speaker 1: to the other big You ain't even the bitch because bitch,

1389
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:04,320
Speaker 1: he's single. Why you ask me questions about your nigga

1390
01:15:04,439 --> 01:15:07,840
Speaker 1: that ain't your nigga? So is this single in his bio?

1391
01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:10,840
Speaker 1: Single is in his bio? Bro? You know you're not

1392
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:15,640
Speaker 1: being chose. So my response to her was, do I

1393
01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:18,479
Speaker 1: look like a bitch who would pay for a day.

1394
01:15:19,479 --> 01:15:23,439
Speaker 1: Did you know that my high five get the fun?

1395
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:26,000
Speaker 1: Didn't know? That? Was my motherfucker response. He was out

1396
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:28,360
Speaker 1: here getting that eight dollars togar and putting it on yo,

1397
01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:33,880
Speaker 1: goddamn chase girl. I was just like, mind you, I

1398
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:37,960
Speaker 1: will tell you, guys a one sauce that I fund

1399
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,760
Speaker 1: with married niggas and why is they't even approached me

1400
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:43,639
Speaker 1: about no ship? What was that I said? I funk

1401
01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:46,400
Speaker 1: with married niggas and nay wives don't even hit me.

1402
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,920
Speaker 1: So the last thing I need is a single niggas

1403
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:52,400
Speaker 1: eggs bitch hitting my goddamn lie, you heard you see

1404
01:15:52,439 --> 01:15:55,000
Speaker 1: this while you can't fun niggas. Okay. So then we

1405
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:57,280
Speaker 1: talked about this, mind you. This is the topic for

1406
01:15:57,479 --> 01:16:02,519
Speaker 1: today's episode because Wheezy convinced that this would not have

1407
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:05,720
Speaker 1: happened had he been older, which is nineteen year old.

1408
01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:09,400
Speaker 1: She's nineteen? Are you kidding me? Are you? We had

1409
01:16:09,439 --> 01:16:11,920
Speaker 1: this conversation a fox, some nineteen year old better have

1410
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:14,599
Speaker 1: a wife, and he's sucking. He's twenty two. He's gonna

1411
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:17,040
Speaker 1: wife a nineteen year old. He's twenty two. That's why

1412
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:18,880
Speaker 1: you can't funk with young dudes because they ask you

1413
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:21,479
Speaker 1: you you know why she asked that question because he

1414
01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:24,439
Speaker 1: had her page the date that y'all are. Oh she

1415
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:27,800
Speaker 1: paid her way what and that bitch thought that was

1416
01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:30,479
Speaker 1: the only thing that matters you dumb ass thinking that

1417
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:35,920
Speaker 1: as whole like you know what I'm saying, and to think, girl,

1418
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:38,280
Speaker 1: Oh but no, go through to talk about what happened

1419
01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:43,679
Speaker 1: about who? This could be the whole show, no, bitch,

1420
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:46,920
Speaker 1: because we got to talk about this age talk about

1421
01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:49,880
Speaker 1: So then she got damn cologne. So did she go

1422
01:16:51,400 --> 01:16:58,759
Speaker 1: do you guys dude a goddamn Latino friends look so anyways,

1423
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,720
Speaker 1: So then what she sees to do, bitch, is send

1424
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:04,720
Speaker 1: me screenshots of a conversation she having with him, like

1425
01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:08,599
Speaker 1: your friends a gphot bitch. So listen at this point,

1426
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:10,400
Speaker 1: this is where I cut him off. Mind you, He's

1427
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:12,720
Speaker 1: been on my phone every single day since. Girl. He

1428
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:14,680
Speaker 1: wants to take me to go see Wonder Woman. He

1429
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:16,719
Speaker 1: is in my phone like crazy, and I am curbing

1430
01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:21,280
Speaker 1: the ship out of him because bitch, he loved it too.

1431
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:24,400
Speaker 1: He is in love with me, Like I think I

1432
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:26,760
Speaker 1: put it on him too much, Like I shouldn't gave

1433
01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:30,360
Speaker 1: that a pussy girl. And great was definitely like C

1434
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:32,280
Speaker 1: plus Like, I don't even know why he got a

1435
01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:34,720
Speaker 1: great a pussy for C plus dick, but you know,

1436
01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:36,360
Speaker 1: I like to show out on these young nigs no

1437
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:40,160
Speaker 1: talk about. So she yeah, he was six six and

1438
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:43,240
Speaker 1: that's why he got the but his body was fucking

1439
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:49,240
Speaker 1: stepped out of cry and ship, how's he gonna anyways?

1440
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:53,760
Speaker 1: So she proceeds to send me screenshots, which women don't

1441
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:56,680
Speaker 1: do this ship. This is tacky as fuck. Okay. She

1442
01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:59,600
Speaker 1: proceeded to send me screenshots apparently of a conversation that

1443
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:03,519
Speaker 1: she was having with him, where he pretty much answered

1444
01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:05,800
Speaker 1: that same question as who do you think paid for it?

1445
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:09,080
Speaker 1: Pretty much not telling her he paid for it or

1446
01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:11,320
Speaker 1: I paid for it. Was just real childish. And then

1447
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:13,400
Speaker 1: she proceeded to just send me screenshots of how he

1448
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:19,920
Speaker 1: decided to then say he he was glad she popped

1449
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,439
Speaker 1: up because she was looking so BEAUTI nigga's being niggas.

1450
01:18:22,439 --> 01:18:24,880
Speaker 1: I want you to record me saying this niggas being niggas.

1451
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:29,000
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm have a message. Go ahead, and with feminists,

1452
01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:33,240
Speaker 1: the message ladies, stop other bitches about the nigga that

1453
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:36,919
Speaker 1: told you now I didn't fuck her. And then to confirm.

1454
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:42,040
Speaker 1: Are you stupid? Are you stupid? You look dumb? Stop

1455
01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:45,240
Speaker 1: stop you are making us look dumb. I am fucking

1456
01:18:45,439 --> 01:18:50,360
Speaker 1: tired of women making me no, Sha, like, how old

1457
01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:53,439
Speaker 1: are you? You have to be nineteen? No, but you

1458
01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:56,639
Speaker 1: don't because I have another friend sucking another friend's nigga,

1459
01:18:56,920 --> 01:18:59,280
Speaker 1: and so I'm just called in the middle and bitch

1460
01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:02,680
Speaker 1: the wife is definitely hitting my friend showing up to

1461
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:05,120
Speaker 1: her job at this point, mind you just wrote a

1462
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:09,640
Speaker 1: whole Instagram caption about, oh my god, this girl is

1463
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:11,600
Speaker 1: trying to ruin my relationship, but I ain't gonna let

1464
01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:13,880
Speaker 1: her come between because we're gonna meet a person and

1465
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:17,000
Speaker 1: she's gonna see me, and I'm just like this Instagram.

1466
01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:21,160
Speaker 1: Please keep your personal life too, to your personal self. Um,

1467
01:19:21,439 --> 01:19:24,600
Speaker 1: but this is why I've decided that fucking dating is

1468
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:26,439
Speaker 1: just not for me. At this point, I can't stand

1469
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:28,880
Speaker 1: regular niggas because it's just a bullshit, Like let me

1470
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:30,800
Speaker 1: just walk into something and know what I'm walking into,

1471
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:34,479
Speaker 1: Like I just I'm I was just super cool on it.

1472
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:38,680
Speaker 1: So he's super bitter. It hasn't happened to me. One

1473
01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:41,200
Speaker 1: of my whole roommate, right, she used to work with

1474
01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:45,040
Speaker 1: this dude, God, she this is such a hilary story.

1475
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:48,120
Speaker 1: She worked with this guy Haitian duty was a cook,

1476
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,400
Speaker 1: and she said that it was completely platonic and I

1477
01:19:50,439 --> 01:19:52,320
Speaker 1: think maybe they text about a work schedule of something.

1478
01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:54,920
Speaker 1: She posted up in my room at like nine am

1479
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,400
Speaker 1: one day and I was like, dude, you have to

1480
01:19:56,439 --> 01:19:58,679
Speaker 1: listen to this, and plays this voicemail of his wife's

1481
01:19:58,680 --> 01:20:01,640
Speaker 1: saying I don't know who the hell are you, but

1482
01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:07,439
Speaker 1: but you cannot text him no more? Okay, bitch, I

1483
01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:10,800
Speaker 1: was fucking crying, you know what. To be fair, that

1484
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:13,600
Speaker 1: was an older woman, but she sounded like at least no,

1485
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:18,040
Speaker 1: but it happens. It has nothing to do with the confrontation.

1486
01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:20,320
Speaker 1: Can be any age. But like how she came in

1487
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:22,800
Speaker 1: me asking for the Dane shot and who paid for

1488
01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:26,720
Speaker 1: the day to be surprised, bro. The bitch, the girl

1489
01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:29,240
Speaker 1: who I'm talking about, my home girl, who's being like

1490
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:32,800
Speaker 1: brought drama to right now. The bitch sent her back

1491
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:37,040
Speaker 1: the videos that she sent the husband on snapchat. It

1492
01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,960
Speaker 1: was like I logged into his ship while you send

1493
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:42,759
Speaker 1: in my nikties videos and bitch, if you don't stop

1494
01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:45,439
Speaker 1: her giving an explanation, everybody's gonna know what your pussy

1495
01:20:45,479 --> 01:20:49,000
Speaker 1: look like and threatened to expose my friends videos that

1496
01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:50,639
Speaker 1: she says her husband, do we know where her pussy

1497
01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:52,960
Speaker 1: looks like? Did they get exposed? Her pussy looked nice,

1498
01:20:52,960 --> 01:20:55,679
Speaker 1: but it was cool. She didn't post. She didn't post

1499
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:59,640
Speaker 1: the videos, not yet. Apparently apparently they're supposed to be

1500
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:03,519
Speaker 1: meeting up soon. But it's to talk face to face.

1501
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:05,560
Speaker 1: Got to be out there. It's her face in it.

1502
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:09,040
Speaker 1: I'm not sure really, Like that's what I said, but

1503
01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:11,719
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not I'm not gonna hold you face

1504
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:14,360
Speaker 1: being in the video. If any of my videos leaked, Bro,

1505
01:21:14,479 --> 01:21:17,200
Speaker 1: do you see my tattoos, You're going to know it's

1506
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:20,439
Speaker 1: me and that video? And did you see that ship

1507
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:22,920
Speaker 1: with love boys? Oh no, that's your face, bro, but

1508
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:26,240
Speaker 1: that's your face. It's like me, I recorded back shot

1509
01:21:26,439 --> 01:21:29,559
Speaker 1: all day. I record backshots. I have some backshot videos

1510
01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:31,600
Speaker 1: with him. But like I think maybe it's like the

1511
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:34,080
Speaker 1: long distanceing, or it could be that you're also skinniest

1512
01:21:34,080 --> 01:21:35,439
Speaker 1: fun No one cares to see what you look like

1513
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:38,479
Speaker 1: from the back, Like, um that, do you want to

1514
01:21:38,479 --> 01:21:40,280
Speaker 1: see my backshot video? Okay, I don't want to see

1515
01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:42,679
Speaker 1: a backshot videos anyway. I'm gonna show you the fucking

1516
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:45,679
Speaker 1: It was medium booty that I have and don't think

1517
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:49,840
Speaker 1: that it has anything to do with size, but that

1518
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:54,519
Speaker 1: that was my recent tender day. It was. I don't

1519
01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:56,280
Speaker 1: what he said. It doesn't have anything to the size.

1520
01:21:56,600 --> 01:21:58,400
Speaker 1: It absolutely always has to do with size. You meant

1521
01:21:58,400 --> 01:21:59,800
Speaker 1: it doesn't have anything to do with age. It has

1522
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:04,240
Speaker 1: thing to do with age. I was wrong. It has

1523
01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:06,360
Speaker 1: everything to do with that has nothing to do with age.

1524
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:08,360
Speaker 1: There you go, because bitch, all my nigga is like

1525
01:22:08,439 --> 01:22:10,639
Speaker 1: six eight. I don't care if their nineteen. Let me stay,

1526
01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:15,400
Speaker 1: I'm just playing, just playing. This next clip is one

1527
01:22:15,439 --> 01:22:21,400
Speaker 1: of my most embarrassing fucking moments. Uh really a true

1528
01:22:21,439 --> 01:22:24,760
Speaker 1: horrible decision. I don't even remember what this episode about.

1529
01:22:24,760 --> 01:22:29,080
Speaker 1: It was episode four Tinder Golden Showers and Tears, and

1530
01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:33,280
Speaker 1: m Mandy tells her story about being on a guy

1531
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:36,760
Speaker 1: and how it was sexy and great and it was

1532
01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:41,320
Speaker 1: somewhat planned and mine was not. Check it out. All right,

1533
01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:42,679
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you the word story, and I'm gonna

1534
01:22:42,680 --> 01:22:45,640
Speaker 1: try to make it quick because so fucking embarrassing and

1535
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:49,680
Speaker 1: long and dramatic. Please edit it to we're we can

1536
01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:51,639
Speaker 1: get out of here. Years ago before I was living

1537
01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:53,519
Speaker 1: in New York and working for the company I worked

1538
01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:56,000
Speaker 1: where I was a wild ass bitch. Come to New York.

1539
01:22:56,840 --> 01:23:01,800
Speaker 1: Meet this guy online Tinder and his name was Alex

1540
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:04,760
Speaker 1: with a fucking crazy eyes. He had some really really

1541
01:23:04,800 --> 01:23:06,559
Speaker 1: weird eyes. I don't know why he even swept him right.

1542
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:08,479
Speaker 1: I think you just look fun and like he got

1543
01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:10,720
Speaker 1: sucked up. So he hits me up about midnight. He's like, Yo,

1544
01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:12,760
Speaker 1: I'm in Williamsburg. Come, I'm gonna get you an uber.

1545
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:14,960
Speaker 1: I'm d jaying at the spot Baby's all Right, which

1546
01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:17,120
Speaker 1: I go to all the time. Now you've been Nope,

1547
01:23:17,439 --> 01:23:21,760
Speaker 1: that's right. It's like it's so it's in Williamsburg, but

1548
01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:23,920
Speaker 1: you know, I don't come to Brooklyn. Accept record has

1549
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:27,040
Speaker 1: gotten in podcast. I live in the Bronx b X

1550
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:30,160
Speaker 1: Old Day Sun, so I was staying with my cousin

1551
01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:31,920
Speaker 1: and queens of the time. I come down in Williamsburg

1552
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:34,240
Speaker 1: and this dude, I guess he didn't realize I was coming,

1553
01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:37,200
Speaker 1: and he's really really fucked up. He's sweating, like looks

1554
01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:38,880
Speaker 1: crazy and I'm like, yo, are you good? And he's like,

1555
01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:40,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it real. Like I didn't know you're

1556
01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:43,240
Speaker 1: coming here, and I popped his sucking Molly, do you

1557
01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:46,120
Speaker 1: want something now? At the time, of course, she was

1558
01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:49,120
Speaker 1: like bitch, hell yet no, I didn't. Oh this is now.

1559
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:51,000
Speaker 1: I was doing all that ship when I was first

1560
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:53,320
Speaker 1: raving getting into EBC, but I stopped because it was

1561
01:23:53,439 --> 01:23:56,679
Speaker 1: such a shitty feeling your body gets and it's awful.

1562
01:23:56,840 --> 01:23:59,920
Speaker 1: So I told him no. He's like, all right, no problem.

1563
01:24:00,360 --> 01:24:02,200
Speaker 1: Now an hour goes by him and his friends are

1564
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:03,640
Speaker 1: all on it. They look fine. I'm like, you know what,

1565
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:06,000
Speaker 1: probably not going to die from this. So I'm like,

1566
01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:07,719
Speaker 1: you know, it's been a minute, it's been a few years.

1567
01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:09,400
Speaker 1: Can you mix it up in a drink or something

1568
01:24:09,479 --> 01:24:11,360
Speaker 1: for me? He's like, yeah, yeah, sure, I'm gonna have

1569
01:24:11,439 --> 01:24:13,800
Speaker 1: some more to Actually, he makes a sprite mixes it

1570
01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:17,640
Speaker 1: comes back. He's like, where is it? I drank it?

1571
01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:21,720
Speaker 1: He's like, that was for me, you and Mike, And

1572
01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:25,240
Speaker 1: I said enough for three people. Who the fuck is Mike? Well?

1573
01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:28,200
Speaker 1: If boy didn't I find out. So I'm freaking out

1574
01:24:28,280 --> 01:24:29,760
Speaker 1: right now. I'm having a panic attacks. He's like, dude,

1575
01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:32,000
Speaker 1: this is really strong, and I'm really really scared right Like,

1576
01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:33,320
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a ship in my pants, which

1577
01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:38,759
Speaker 1: on Molly, you kind of do, you're I've never shipped

1578
01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:41,920
Speaker 1: on Molly. I just get really anyway. So it's like

1579
01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:44,320
Speaker 1: a coffee, you know, You're like you're the adrenaline anyway.

1580
01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:46,800
Speaker 1: So I'm freaking out and now I could feel that

1581
01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:48,439
Speaker 1: he's like listen and he's talking me through it. He's like,

1582
01:24:48,439 --> 01:24:50,559
Speaker 1: you're gonna come up really bad and then it's gonna

1583
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:52,200
Speaker 1: be done. It's just gonna be a really bad come up.

1584
01:24:52,439 --> 01:24:53,680
Speaker 1: And I'm freaking out and like, you know what, I'm

1585
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:55,920
Speaker 1: gonna go throw it up. I go downstairs in the

1586
01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:57,960
Speaker 1: bathroom and it's in the basement and it's shitty. It's

1587
01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:00,479
Speaker 1: fucking flooding. I'm like, all right, bits, just at your work.

1588
01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:04,320
Speaker 1: If I did so, I did make sense. You are

1589
01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:09,120
Speaker 1: so skinny now the gym, bitch, I didn't know that.

1590
01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:11,639
Speaker 1: When you throw up, it's like I guess it hits

1591
01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:15,280
Speaker 1: you harder. So all I know is, bitch, I'm about

1592
01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:18,160
Speaker 1: to pass out. So I hear somebody behind me like girly, okay,

1593
01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:20,680
Speaker 1: I'm like what and my eyes are shaking so hard

1594
01:25:20,760 --> 01:25:22,680
Speaker 1: from this fucking drug. I don't know what's going on.

1595
01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:25,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, who are you he's like, I'm Mike. What.

1596
01:25:26,560 --> 01:25:28,519
Speaker 1: He's like, come on, I was sent down here. He

1597
01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:30,320
Speaker 1: told me to come come help you out. I'm a

1598
01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:35,280
Speaker 1: really good drug coach. What a drug coach? Coach? Drug coach.

1599
01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:37,040
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna talk you through it. He's like,

1600
01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:38,360
Speaker 1: come on, do you want me to talk? Right? And

1601
01:25:38,360 --> 01:25:40,080
Speaker 1: now my face is so funded up I can't even

1602
01:25:40,120 --> 01:25:41,800
Speaker 1: talk anymore. I'm like, yeah, I want you to talk,

1603
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:43,519
Speaker 1: because it did. It was nice to hear somebody talking

1604
01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:44,840
Speaker 1: to me. He's like, what do you want to talk about?

1605
01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:46,360
Speaker 1: What do you like? I'm like I don't know. And

1606
01:25:46,439 --> 01:25:49,240
Speaker 1: then he says the magic words do you like Beyonce?

1607
01:25:49,479 --> 01:25:51,320
Speaker 1: And I look up at him and I still can't talk.

1608
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:54,519
Speaker 1: I'm like, He's like, okay, I could saying you want

1609
01:25:54,520 --> 01:25:57,639
Speaker 1: me to say. I'm like He's like, okay, oh, Beyonce,

1610
01:25:57,760 --> 01:25:59,960
Speaker 1: New Beyonce. Some other bucker started singing saying my name

1611
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:03,400
Speaker 1: for like fifteen minutes. You were crouched down in the

1612
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:09,439
Speaker 1: basement bathroom in Boklyn, say I love you. He sings

1613
01:26:09,479 --> 01:26:10,920
Speaker 1: the ship out of this song and it ends up

1614
01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:12,559
Speaker 1: waking me up out of this and I feel better.

1615
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:15,000
Speaker 1: Come upstairs. We're dancing me over a great time. So

1616
01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:17,960
Speaker 1: now I feeling good to come up. Was over. Alex

1617
01:26:18,040 --> 01:26:20,720
Speaker 1: comes up to me and he's like, hey, you having fun?

1618
01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:21,840
Speaker 1: Do you want to come back to my place, have

1619
01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:24,760
Speaker 1: some drinks whatever? I have a super dope loft. It's

1620
01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:27,840
Speaker 1: only a block away. Awesome. Now what do I think

1621
01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:30,160
Speaker 1: of when I hear the word loft? I think big

1622
01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:32,959
Speaker 1: open space. When I hear loft, I think of Tommy's

1623
01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:35,880
Speaker 1: apartment in power. I don't know if you watching Oh

1624
01:26:35,960 --> 01:26:39,519
Speaker 1: my God Tommy's Lost, is yeah, like you think of

1625
01:26:39,560 --> 01:26:41,880
Speaker 1: this big. So he's like, yeah, it's like almost two stories,

1626
01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:43,720
Speaker 1: like it's it's amazing. I was like, O can't wait.

1627
01:26:44,120 --> 01:26:45,559
Speaker 1: So we get to his place. He opens the door

1628
01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:49,280
Speaker 1: and they first this is a tender date. Okay. The

1629
01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:51,000
Speaker 1: first thing that happens, there's a girl in tears. It's

1630
01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:54,000
Speaker 1: fashion week, fucking blacknesscaret coming down her. I's like, dude,

1631
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:57,080
Speaker 1: I'm falling off the fucking wagon. Bro. He drops his ship.

1632
01:26:57,240 --> 01:26:59,559
Speaker 1: He runs over to this girl. She's like she's a horror,

1633
01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:03,680
Speaker 1: she's a hard and I'm like, what is happening? Right?

1634
01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:07,519
Speaker 1: And so fashion week I mentioned because his girl roommate

1635
01:27:08,320 --> 01:27:10,439
Speaker 1: is dating a model that is in town for fashion

1636
01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:12,760
Speaker 1: week and it's sucking all the photographers. So she's like,

1637
01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:14,400
Speaker 1: I'm falling off the wagon. I'm falling off the wagon.

1638
01:27:14,439 --> 01:27:16,280
Speaker 1: So I haven't even said a low yet and I said, um,

1639
01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:20,560
Speaker 1: like how cohol It's like no, dude, like heroin, and

1640
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:23,120
Speaker 1: I was like, I have to get out of here.

1641
01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:27,040
Speaker 1: I am like base level and this bit is this

1642
01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:30,479
Speaker 1: is past it. You are a master player if you

1643
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:34,000
Speaker 1: are what dude, I'm freaking out. So now I'm so

1644
01:27:34,160 --> 01:27:36,120
Speaker 1: fucked up and I'm scared, and I'm like, you know what,

1645
01:27:36,200 --> 01:27:37,559
Speaker 1: let me have a glass of water, let me chill.

1646
01:27:37,960 --> 01:27:39,680
Speaker 1: And I'm feeling bad because the girl's crying and so

1647
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:41,560
Speaker 1: then this like maternal thing comes to me where I

1648
01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:44,240
Speaker 1: want to hug her. So I'm looking around and then

1649
01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:45,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, I thought you lived in a loft. He's like,

1650
01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:47,720
Speaker 1: this is a loft. So I look up and there's

1651
01:27:47,760 --> 01:27:51,200
Speaker 1: these four treehouse looking things like blocks in the corners

1652
01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:53,560
Speaker 1: right like bump beds where people can sleep. And I'm like,

1653
01:27:54,160 --> 01:27:56,640
Speaker 1: you're not telling me people sleep there, do you? And

1654
01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:59,120
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, mine's on the left. He has like

1655
01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:01,719
Speaker 1: a hostel. Wait is this like this is a loft

1656
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:05,360
Speaker 1: where four people living, four people on beds. Dude, I

1657
01:28:05,439 --> 01:28:10,240
Speaker 1: am judging the fun. Also, I'm judging I'm wrong. Man,

1658
01:28:10,920 --> 01:28:13,160
Speaker 1: he was thirty four years old to swear to this

1659
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:15,519
Speaker 1: is why you can't fuck white boys in Brooklyn that

1660
01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:18,160
Speaker 1: are tatted up with man buns. So anyway, I love

1661
01:28:18,240 --> 01:28:20,920
Speaker 1: man buns. Oh my god, Joakim Noah. Actually, and I

1662
01:28:21,040 --> 01:28:22,519
Speaker 1: just want to segue this into the Key of the

1663
01:28:22,520 --> 01:28:24,320
Speaker 1: week because this kind of happens. I'm gonna go pretty fast,

1664
01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:27,920
Speaker 1: got really fucked up. Whatever. It's about six thirty am.

1665
01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:30,280
Speaker 1: You know you're coming down. We're laughing. The heroine girl

1666
01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:33,000
Speaker 1: passed out, and so I'm like, you know what, I

1667
01:28:33,360 --> 01:28:34,920
Speaker 1: need to get to bed. I'm not really feeling good.

1668
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:37,360
Speaker 1: Do you have anything smoke or do you have benadroll

1669
01:28:37,439 --> 01:28:38,960
Speaker 1: or something. He's like, let me go get my stash.

1670
01:28:39,479 --> 01:28:41,800
Speaker 1: He comes back with the Chipotle bag. And the only

1671
01:28:41,840 --> 01:28:43,840
Speaker 1: reason I tell you that is because the Chipotle bag

1672
01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:46,439
Speaker 1: is a very large bag. And he rolls it out

1673
01:28:46,479 --> 01:28:48,519
Speaker 1: on the table and all of these drugs come out,

1674
01:28:48,760 --> 01:28:52,160
Speaker 1: and you know this is WPS. They have every color.

1675
01:28:52,439 --> 01:28:56,840
Speaker 1: I saw something gray, pink, white, green. I am like, dude,

1676
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:59,680
Speaker 1: I just want XANDEX. So he's like, all right, I

1677
01:28:59,720 --> 01:29:00,840
Speaker 1: have a bunch of pills, but I don't know what

1678
01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:06,280
Speaker 1: they are. Identifier here. I am hired. It's so seven

1679
01:29:06,360 --> 01:29:09,639
Speaker 1: am now googling what is this? And I'm like texting

1680
01:29:09,680 --> 01:29:10,920
Speaker 1: my friends. I'm like, dude, I need to get my

1681
01:29:10,960 --> 01:29:15,040
Speaker 1: life together those I'm texting my mom. I'm like, I

1682
01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:17,559
Speaker 1: love you. She's like, get home now. I don't even

1683
01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:20,360
Speaker 1: live with my mom. So anyway, he gets to me

1684
01:29:20,439 --> 01:29:23,000
Speaker 1: his annex I take two so I'm not saying in

1685
01:29:23,040 --> 01:29:24,840
Speaker 1: the bed and I'm like, wow, this feels really strong.

1686
01:29:24,880 --> 01:29:27,720
Speaker 1: What is this. He's like, oh, dude, that might be

1687
01:29:27,840 --> 01:29:35,960
Speaker 1: the ambient. I was about, all right, so if you

1688
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:37,680
Speaker 1: guys don't know, an ambient is like one of the

1689
01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:40,360
Speaker 1: strongest sleeping pills you can take. People have died in

1690
01:29:40,439 --> 01:29:43,960
Speaker 1: car incidents from sleepwalk. Is like, that is so strong,

1691
01:29:43,960 --> 01:29:45,920
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna die. He's like,

1692
01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:48,080
Speaker 1: just lay it, do and you'll be fine. I lay down.

1693
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:51,120
Speaker 1: We're chilling in his treehouse. He's not trying to suck me.

1694
01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:53,360
Speaker 1: He's actually being really nice. I'm wait real quick. I

1695
01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:56,400
Speaker 1: I love the growth from a loft to a treehouse.

1696
01:29:57,080 --> 01:29:59,639
Speaker 1: It was in there. I can't even I've never even

1697
01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:02,160
Speaker 1: seen this. I'm really aware from a lot in Brooklyn,

1698
01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:06,000
Speaker 1: two stories. It was a two story loft with four

1699
01:30:06,160 --> 01:30:09,040
Speaker 1: treehouse bunk beds. It's not a treehouse. I'm sorry, it's

1700
01:30:09,040 --> 01:30:12,280
Speaker 1: just that they're bunk beds. But like I'm I don't

1701
01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:15,200
Speaker 1: know how I got up there. Wait, did you real quick?

1702
01:30:15,240 --> 01:30:16,920
Speaker 1: Before you even get to the ending, I have to know,

1703
01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:19,680
Speaker 1: did you fun this guy? Oh? Good, because bench if

1704
01:30:19,680 --> 01:30:21,160
Speaker 1: you punked the nigga who sleep on the boat bed

1705
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:26,400
Speaker 1: we was about to in this friendship. Okay, So okay,

1706
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:28,439
Speaker 1: I am in there and you know I can't get home. Actually,

1707
01:30:28,600 --> 01:30:30,760
Speaker 1: Fashion Week is February, so it's a fucking blizzard. Dude,

1708
01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:32,760
Speaker 1: It's crazy. And I was sucked up and he didn't

1709
01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:34,519
Speaker 1: make me feel uncomfortable. I just wanted to get my

1710
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:36,400
Speaker 1: head down and go to bed. So I have to

1711
01:30:36,439 --> 01:30:39,040
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. And we're up there and this

1712
01:30:39,120 --> 01:30:41,040
Speaker 1: ambient is hitting me so strong that I can't move

1713
01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:44,320
Speaker 1: my body anymore, and so I'm like, um, can you

1714
01:30:44,400 --> 01:30:46,559
Speaker 1: help me? Like I need to go down, I need

1715
01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:48,760
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom, and he's like, go, I

1716
01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:51,679
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm gonna make it downstairs. He's like, dude,

1717
01:30:52,439 --> 01:30:57,240
Speaker 1: just peer right here. Man wait he ware, he ware,

1718
01:30:57,800 --> 01:31:00,160
Speaker 1: where are you in his apartment, in his tree, else

1719
01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:02,240
Speaker 1: in his law and where did he tell you to

1720
01:31:02,479 --> 01:31:10,880
Speaker 1: be in the bed? Wait? What? Wait? Wait I wait,

1721
01:31:11,040 --> 01:31:14,960
Speaker 1: let me get it out. So I started laughing. Did

1722
01:31:15,040 --> 01:31:17,560
Speaker 1: he have plastic on the bed? I don't know. No,

1723
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:19,080
Speaker 1: no he didn't. So he said it and he's like, look,

1724
01:31:19,120 --> 01:31:21,080
Speaker 1: I can't get up because she took him too. He's like,

1725
01:31:21,080 --> 01:31:23,200
Speaker 1: I can't get up, just pee So now I'm laughing

1726
01:31:23,320 --> 01:31:24,439
Speaker 1: right and I'm like too, and I'm not going to

1727
01:31:24,479 --> 01:31:26,599
Speaker 1: pee right here. So I'm so fucked up that I'm

1728
01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:30,120
Speaker 1: laughing so hard. If you start peeing, you're a nasty

1729
01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:35,080
Speaker 1: bit you wait you you and him were just laying

1730
01:31:35,120 --> 01:31:38,760
Speaker 1: in your pe then wait. Honestly, I remember feeling a

1731
01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:40,240
Speaker 1: little pie come out, but it wasn't full stream, and

1732
01:31:40,360 --> 01:31:44,760
Speaker 1: like it didn't wet the bed but was shut up.

1733
01:31:45,840 --> 01:31:49,800
Speaker 1: It could have been a squirt. We're not go confused too,

1734
01:31:50,040 --> 01:31:52,120
Speaker 1: So I wake up right it's like four o'clock in

1735
01:31:52,160 --> 01:31:54,080
Speaker 1: the morning and I can hear people before we're talking

1736
01:31:54,080 --> 01:31:55,479
Speaker 1: in the afternoon. Sorry, it was like eight and we

1737
01:31:55,520 --> 01:31:57,560
Speaker 1: went to bite. It's not gonna have to, dude. I

1738
01:31:57,600 --> 01:31:59,360
Speaker 1: look at my phone and I got like three tags

1739
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:04,400
Speaker 1: on is Nigga as you did? My mom is like,

1740
01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:07,879
Speaker 1: if you don't call me back, I'm calling him the police.

1741
01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:10,280
Speaker 1: And then the other one is from like Vinnie and

1742
01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:12,400
Speaker 1: he's like, bitch, thank god I got find my friends

1743
01:32:12,439 --> 01:32:14,679
Speaker 1: on Like that's how bad it was. So I don't

1744
01:32:14,680 --> 01:32:17,200
Speaker 1: remember much, but I remember like meeting him and you

1745
01:32:17,280 --> 01:32:19,519
Speaker 1: know all that. I don't remember the last tidbits. So

1746
01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:21,479
Speaker 1: I get up about to crawl down the stairs and

1747
01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:25,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are my pants sticking to me? And

1748
01:32:25,800 --> 01:32:30,479
Speaker 1: then you're disgusting bit so whatever, I had to get

1749
01:32:30,479 --> 01:32:32,559
Speaker 1: the funk out of there. Long story short, I grabbed

1750
01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:34,200
Speaker 1: some pants over his left. Mind there. I get on

1751
01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:36,160
Speaker 1: the subway and this is my first time like walker

1752
01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:38,160
Speaker 1: shaming in New York and I didn't even funk. That's

1753
01:32:38,200 --> 01:32:40,439
Speaker 1: the worst part. So then I'm looking at this girl

1754
01:32:40,520 --> 01:32:42,000
Speaker 1: she's looking at me in the train and I'm like

1755
01:32:42,160 --> 01:32:46,920
Speaker 1: really looking embarrassed, you know, and she's like, welcome to Brooklyn, girl,

1756
01:32:49,520 --> 01:32:52,960
Speaker 1: and I was like, thank you, dude. It was one

1757
01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:55,559
Speaker 1: of the worst, I mean, obviously the worst tender data

1758
01:32:55,680 --> 01:32:59,080
Speaker 1: that that was definitely, uh do you know that? Next

1759
01:32:59,200 --> 01:33:00,439
Speaker 1: day you hit me up and he was like, Hey,

1760
01:33:00,479 --> 01:33:02,160
Speaker 1: do you want to go to outputting on? What hell?

1761
01:33:03,439 --> 01:33:08,280
Speaker 1: Out put? How do you mean? Well? There you have it,

1762
01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:11,040
Speaker 1: a bunch of whole ship from the last forty two episodes.

1763
01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:14,360
Speaker 1: I really hope you guys enjoyed this. I know that

1764
01:33:15,040 --> 01:33:18,559
Speaker 1: a lot of podcasts do a compilation of their favorite

1765
01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:21,479
Speaker 1: moments and best episodes, and with Horrible Decisions, it's so

1766
01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:24,120
Speaker 1: hard because a lot of the favorites of ours are

1767
01:33:24,160 --> 01:33:26,519
Speaker 1: the ones you hate, and vice versa. And so I

1768
01:33:26,640 --> 01:33:29,080
Speaker 1: feel like this just gave you all what you wanted

1769
01:33:29,160 --> 01:33:31,479
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1770
01:33:31,520 --> 01:33:34,080
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1771
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1772
01:33:37,160 --> 01:33:39,320
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1773
01:33:39,360 --> 01:33:42,920
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1774
01:33:42,960 --> 01:33:45,120
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1775
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:47,880
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1776
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1777
01:33:50,120 --> 01:33:53,160
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1778
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1779
01:33:57,240 --> 01:34:00,120
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1780
01:34:00,160 --> 01:34:02,599
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1781
01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:05,280
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1782
01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:06,479
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