1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:01,280 Speaker 1: Beat up my friend. 2 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 2: Well enjoy a strip search at the airport and jail time. 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,080 Speaker 1: Okop, this is Okayop. 4 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:11,160 Speaker 2: I'm Samuel Donner and I'm John fr and we tell 5 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 2: the funniest stories on the internet. And John, do you 6 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 2: remember ever being like, what's like the most you've ever 7 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:19,239 Speaker 2: been searched going through security? 8 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 3: I did actually get stopped in Iceland and Raykovic randomly 9 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:26,560 Speaker 3: selected and they took me down to like a room 10 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:29,200 Speaker 3: and they opened up all my bags and like kind 11 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 3: of went through everything. 12 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: Wow. 13 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 3: I was also nervous because at the time, like I 14 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:36,000 Speaker 3: had like run out of my add medication and my 15 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 3: mom had sent me some, so I had some just 16 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:42,200 Speaker 3: like unmarked just like pills. Yeah, pills just in my bag. 17 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:44,199 Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, I was like so I 18 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,240 Speaker 3: was sweating, but nothing happened. They just went through everything 19 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,599 Speaker 3: and then they're like, all right, you're free to go. 20 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:52,240 Speaker 3: And literally, like the plane was had been like loaded 21 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 3: and boarded for like twenty minutes. So I just awkwardly 22 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 3: like walked in and. 23 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 1: So did you did you hold up the plane because 24 00:00:58,680 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 1: of that? 25 00:00:59,040 --> 00:00:59,200 Speaker 2: They? 26 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, I literally held up the plane. They were just 27 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 3: down there opening my bag is just taking their time, 28 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:03,920 Speaker 3: and I was like. 29 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,320 Speaker 2: What, honestly, that's rough, and if you want to protect 30 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 2: John's valuables, maybe join our patreon. We just started a 31 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 2: discord server for everyone who joins the patreon and it's popping. 32 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 1: It's popping off like it's been. 33 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,960 Speaker 3: It's been really fun to actually have conversations with you guys, 34 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:25,119 Speaker 3: because it's like slightly impossible on TikTok and all the comments, 35 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,320 Speaker 3: and you know, you'll you'll also get to hear some 36 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 3: more stories like me getting searched in Raykovic. 37 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 1: So yeah, you know, but with that, let's get into 38 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 1: the story. Let's do it. 39 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,320 Speaker 2: Beat up my friend well, enjoy a strip search at 40 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 2: the airport and jail time. So this was June of 41 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 2: twenty eleven, and it happened over the course of just 42 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 2: one day. One of her family friends had a younger 43 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 2: sister in her early twenties, and it had later transpired 44 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 2: her partner was being abusive to her for the year 45 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,440 Speaker 2: prior hitting her, taking her phone, taking advantage of her. 46 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 2: These were just some of the examples I can remember. Awful, 47 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,160 Speaker 2: but it was clear he was a horrible piece of work. 48 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 2: She'd apparently gone to the police, but they didn't take 49 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 2: her seriously. The extent of what she may have said 50 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:12,680 Speaker 2: to them is totally unclear, but just awful relationship, yeah, terrible. 51 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 2: On the day this all happened, he had woken up early, 52 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 2: having packed a suitcase the night before. He told her 53 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 2: he was going away with the boys for a week. 54 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 2: He wanted her phone to take with him. He wanted 55 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 2: her phone, bright, get your own damn phone. And a 56 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:31,120 Speaker 2: fight broke out and he ended up punching her jez 57 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:35,200 Speaker 2: but she was able to kick him fairly hard right 58 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 2: in the old nut seas my bank family jewels, family jewels, 59 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:44,919 Speaker 2: Those jewels be broken. She left him, leaving him crying 60 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 2: in in agony, and she took the chance and ran 61 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 2: out of the house they rented. He evidently left some 62 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 2: time later and went off to the Manchester Airport for 63 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 2: his five thirty pm flight to Berlin. She was seen 64 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,799 Speaker 2: by my cousin's friend at McDonald's with a hoodie trying 65 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,640 Speaker 2: to cover her face, which was unusual for her to do. 66 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,799 Speaker 2: Seeing her in a bit of a state, the friend 67 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,800 Speaker 2: immediately called my cousin, who lived less than a mile 68 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 2: away from the McDonald's, and she went over. She picked 69 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 2: her up and there was a big emotional breakdown of 70 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,640 Speaker 2: the details of what she had been doing and what 71 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,800 Speaker 2: her boyfriend had been doing to her. Later in the afternoon, 72 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,200 Speaker 2: there were five or six of us, including the girl, 73 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,919 Speaker 2: all at my cousin's plodding on what to do about 74 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 2: this boyfriend. We had various ideas, all of which were violent. 75 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 2: I'm sure. My cousin said she wasn't waiting for him 76 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,360 Speaker 2: to come back, and took the details of his flight 77 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 2: and proceeded to call the Berlin airport thirty minutes after 78 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,240 Speaker 2: the flight was scheduled to leave Manchester. 79 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: Interesting. 80 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 2: She speaks near perfect German due to her being with 81 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 2: a German guy since she was twenty one. She gave 82 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 2: his description and mentioned he was walking funny as he 83 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 2: has bags and bags of coke up his backside. 84 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 1: Oh boy, she was hoping the kick. 85 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 2: In the croct would impact his ability to walk and 86 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:02,119 Speaker 2: give it credibility. Oh oh, there was something unique about 87 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 2: his suitcase, but I can't recall exactly what it was, 88 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 2: suffice to say it would aid immensely in identifying the 89 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 2: handful of people who would match his description of age, height, clothes, etc. 90 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: Leaving a particular flight she. 91 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,560 Speaker 2: Told them he had text message a friend bragging he 92 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 2: got through the Manchester airport with no issues at best. 93 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 2: We had hoped they would take him somewhere when he 94 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 2: landed and he would be searched and it would disrupt 95 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:28,599 Speaker 2: the start of his holiday. Turned out the kick to 96 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 2: the crotch was absolutely vital, as they intercepted the man 97 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 2: walking gingerly through the gate at Berlin as being the 98 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 2: one who had been reported. He was strip searched and 99 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 2: had some form of scan and as if Karma herself 100 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 2: had stepped in, he actually had a condom up his 101 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 2: backside with cocaine for him and his friends to use 102 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,040 Speaker 2: during the holidays. 103 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,360 Speaker 1: Wow, just wow. 104 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,200 Speaker 2: Our friend had no idea he was a user, but 105 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 2: it was a great stroke of fortune for all of 106 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:03,719 Speaker 2: us here. He was arrested and accused of attempting to 107 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,919 Speaker 2: smuggle a lot more. They said he must have disposed 108 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:10,720 Speaker 2: of it after Manchester somewhere. Thinking he had rumbled and 109 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,799 Speaker 2: hadn't retrieved them all, they floated the idea of ten 110 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 2: years prison time, thinking that that would help him get 111 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 2: into a confession. In the end, he served eighteen months 112 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:24,760 Speaker 2: at a prison in Germany after admitting he had smuggled 113 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 2: the one bag and that was it. But rumor has 114 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 2: it they knocked twelve months off due to some office agreement. 115 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:32,400 Speaker 2: I have absolutely no idea if that part is true, 116 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 2: but he definitely got jail time when he came back home. 117 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 2: He relocated some ninety miles away, and I couldn't be 118 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,159 Speaker 2: sure the last time I remember hearing anything about him. 119 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,200 Speaker 2: We did mold the possibility that had moved away, concerned 120 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 2: that he'd made more enemies at home and maybe thought 121 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:50,039 Speaker 2: someone close to home had involvement in all this. My 122 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 2: friend relocated, but to another city within Europe. She has 123 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,880 Speaker 2: her own practice there where she is now a grief psychologist. 124 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,200 Speaker 2: It isn't the story we often look back on, given 125 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 2: it was born at of complete evil, but it forever 126 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:05,360 Speaker 2: reminds me that a kick in the balls can really 127 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,360 Speaker 2: take a man down. 128 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,800 Speaker 1: We'll be right back after the break. 129 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 3: So Sam and I recently converted this podcast to anchor, 130 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,880 Speaker 3: and it was so easy. I mean, Sam, I wish 131 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,160 Speaker 3: all conversions with this easy, even spiritual ones. 132 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,600 Speaker 2: So John, I actually called up the Church of Scientology 133 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:19,320 Speaker 2: and asked. 134 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 1: How can I convert Scientology Information Center? 135 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:24,480 Speaker 2: How can I help you? Hello? I saw one of 136 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,880 Speaker 2: your pamphlets and I was wondering if I could get 137 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 2: more information about like like doing some kind of like 138 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 2: converting or joining the group. Okay, how do you check 139 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:33,919 Speaker 2: out our website? 140 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:34,720 Speaker 1: Yes? 141 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:38,720 Speaker 2: I have, and I was wondering, like, how how easy 142 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,760 Speaker 2: is it to like attend one of these events. 143 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 1: I mean at this point you should read a book 144 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:45,720 Speaker 1: or something. 145 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,359 Speaker 2: Like that you can find out what it is that 146 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,719 Speaker 2: sounds like a little difficult. I wish it was like 147 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,320 Speaker 2: kind of easier, like converting to Anchor. It's free and 148 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:53,880 Speaker 2: you can use it from your phone or computer, and 149 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:57,400 Speaker 2: it's the easiest way to make a podcast. 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