WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Ewww You Gotta Hitler Stash

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<v Speaker 1>Were you looking Jubiles Second date update? You ever go

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date with someone and you're not sure why,

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<v Speaker 1>but you just know that they hate you the whole time? Wow? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't. No, I feel like that that's happened to

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<v Speaker 1>you more than once. Yeah, all the time, even in

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<v Speaker 1>like current relationships. It's weird. I were just out and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I know that you hate me, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand why. Well. Vic is on the phone for

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update today and he was in that situation.

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<v Speaker 1>He went out with a girl that he met on

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<v Speaker 1>tender and he says it just seems like she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like him very much, but he liked her, and now

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<v Speaker 1>he wants to call and try to get a second date.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Vic? Hey, Oh yeah, I get it. I

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<v Speaker 1>understand why she didn't like you. Know, it makes sense

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<v Speaker 1>you too, Yeah, I'm sorry, man, maybe on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>with you for three seconds? So your email said that

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<v Speaker 1>the girl you went out with just was cold to

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<v Speaker 1>you the whole time, Fridgid, Then why are you even

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<v Speaker 1>calling us? Why would you want to go out with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that you didn't obviously connect with. Well, I really

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<v Speaker 1>liked her and I just have to know if whatever

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<v Speaker 1>I did is something that I do on dates, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of plague me, you know, for the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of my life. I like how you're already blaming yourself

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing. That's good. Has this happened to you before?

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<v Speaker 1>Not exactly. I mean I've I've dated online before and

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<v Speaker 1>either it goes well it goes really poorly. Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and this this one sort of felt like an in

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<v Speaker 1>between it. I mean, it didn't seem like we had

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<v Speaker 1>no chemistry. It just doesn't seem like she liked me.

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<v Speaker 1>And was this the whole date that she didn't like you?

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<v Speaker 1>Or was there a turning point? Um, I'm say about

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<v Speaker 1>twelve minutes. In twelve minutes for you, what did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys do on your date? We decided to go rock climbing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's ambitious. I assume you guys saw that you

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<v Speaker 1>both were into that on Tinder. Well, she's got a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of pictures of her doing you know, like really

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<v Speaker 1>athletic staffs. I played volleyball, beach and you know, she

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<v Speaker 1>seemed like probably played sports in college, and it seemed

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<v Speaker 1>like a fun thing for us to do. I'd gone

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<v Speaker 1>like once or twice before and she'd never gone, and

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<v Speaker 1>she said it sounded like fun. Yeah, it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>an awesome date. Yeah. And so we went to the

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<v Speaker 1>place and they've got you know, they set you up,

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<v Speaker 1>they give you a harness and you know, teach you

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<v Speaker 1>how to get hooked in and what to do. And

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<v Speaker 1>we paid for two hours, thinking that, you know, we'd

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<v Speaker 1>be good and tired, not knowing that twelve minutes in

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<v Speaker 1>she'd wanted to be over exactly. And so I looked

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<v Speaker 1>over at her at one point and she just had

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<v Speaker 1>this look on her face like she was doing the

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<v Speaker 1>last thing in the world she wanted to be doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Did it look I mean, for the sounds of it,

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<v Speaker 1>looks like she wanted to push you off the fake

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<v Speaker 1>rock wall that you were on. Yeah. She just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>seem like she was having it. So I said to her, I, look,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, maybe this was another thing, you know, forget

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<v Speaker 1>the two hours, Like I know, an oyster shack two

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<v Speaker 1>miles down the road. Let's go there and we'll switch

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<v Speaker 1>the date up a little bit. See, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>that is good self awareness in a date. How did

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<v Speaker 1>she respond? She was relieved, it seemed like at first,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said, you know, you know what, I think

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<v Speaker 1>there'd be a great idea. I'm not really feeling this.

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<v Speaker 1>So we got to the Oyster Shack and we ordered drink,

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<v Speaker 1>and this conversation and like kind of start and stop.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd find a thread talk for a minute or so,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it would sort of die, and then it

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of up to me to start the next

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<v Speaker 1>threat of conversation. It just seemed like she had something

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<v Speaker 1>on her mind. There was something bothering her, and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know what it was, but it kind of felt

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<v Speaker 1>like that throughout the night, and by night, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five minutes because she then tells me that she

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<v Speaker 1>has a work presentation that she'd totally forgotten about she

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<v Speaker 1>had to go prepare for. And I'm going like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is weird. It's five thirty on a Sunday and completely

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<v Speaker 1>slip my mind to have the biggest presentation of my

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<v Speaker 1>life tomorrow and I don't know why I forgot. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go handle that right now, you know, And

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<v Speaker 1>theoretically I would like to give would have benefit of

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<v Speaker 1>it doubt, because I mean, if if she really did

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<v Speaker 1>have her presentation the next day, then you know, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that was why she was not having fun rock climbing,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe why she couldn't really hold a conversation together. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's true. She could have been preoccupied with trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get ready for her thing and felt like she was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of wasting time on a date at that moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Either that or I'm really unlikable. That's so sad, you

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<v Speaker 1>see what I mean? Yeah, what did you like so

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<v Speaker 1>much about her? Because she sounds like it was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a painful, awkward time with her. You know, she

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<v Speaker 1>was she was gorgeous. She has these brown eyes that

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<v Speaker 1>could like pierce into your soul. And on tint or

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<v Speaker 1>a profile, you know, so she's into old eighties horror

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<v Speaker 1>movies stuff I grew up on. Um. It seemed like

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<v Speaker 1>we were really going to hit it off. And when

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<v Speaker 1>she was talking with me, I mean, she seemed really

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<v Speaker 1>cool and interesting those brief moments, or she would respond

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<v Speaker 1>to your comment or something. Maybe, I mean, maybe she

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<v Speaker 1>just wasn't attracted to you. And it's not to say

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<v Speaker 1>that there's probably anything wrong with you, but maybe that

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<v Speaker 1>was just it. But we I mean we met on Tinder.

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<v Speaker 1>She has like four pictures of what I look like. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how accurate are they they're all recent pictures. They're taken

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<v Speaker 1>in the last year, so it looks like me. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's what I look like. Okay, So it was definitely

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<v Speaker 1>your personality that you didn't. We got the looks out

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<v Speaker 1>of the way, and we know that it goes deeper

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<v Speaker 1>than that. It goes straight down to your soul. So

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<v Speaker 1>let's figure it out. Will play a song, come back,

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<v Speaker 1>and then call her and get your second day update.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, thank you looking jubil in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning second updates. If you're just joining us for today's

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. Vic is on the phone, and Vic

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<v Speaker 1>is the most likable unlikable person I've ever met in

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<v Speaker 1>my life. I say that because Vic went out with

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<v Speaker 1>a girl named Jesse that he met on Tinder. They

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<v Speaker 1>went rock climbing and then went to go get some oysters.

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<v Speaker 1>But he says the whole time it just seemed like

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<v Speaker 1>she hated him, and he wants to know if he's

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<v Speaker 1>doing something on dates that makes women dislike him. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>he says he likes her too, but more than that,

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<v Speaker 1>he just wants to know what's unlikable about Vic. It

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a sitcom. Victa just doesn't work out. On

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<v Speaker 1>a second date. We could just maybe write a show

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<v Speaker 1>what's unlikable about Vic? What do you think? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if you go could handle that? I mean, what

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<v Speaker 1>if she does say something super harsh about you, then

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<v Speaker 1>I will know and I can change. Sometimes you can't

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<v Speaker 1>change the things people don't like about you, and you

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<v Speaker 1>just have to find somebody who does like it. Okay, Vic, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. She's just she's really cool. I like

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<v Speaker 1>her and I hope she'll go out with me again. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>well let's get her on the phone and find out

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<v Speaker 1>first why she seemed to have a horrible time in

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<v Speaker 1>second If she'll do it all over again, sounds great. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. Hello. Can I speak to

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse please? Hi speaking? Hey Jesse, how are you? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who that is. We're a plumbing and

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<v Speaker 1>contracting service. You need to know if you need me

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<v Speaker 1>worked out in neighborhood, that'd be so amazing. What are

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<v Speaker 1>all those people in the background, Hi, Jesse? Those are

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<v Speaker 1>all people that work at Brook and Jewel in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning plumbing and contracting. We'll do it in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I'm confused. I don't know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jewel in the Morning is a radio show,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're calling you today because we actually got an

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<v Speaker 1>email from one of our listeners who wanted us to

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<v Speaker 1>call you. Okay, his name is Vic. Oh um, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>that actually said it kind of positive. Okay. Well, we

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<v Speaker 1>do a segment on our show called the second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 1>So Vic emailed us because he really liked you a

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<v Speaker 1>lot and was hoping you guys would go out again.

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<v Speaker 1>But since your date, you haven't talked to him. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think that's going to happen. You don't think going

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<v Speaker 1>out with him again is going to happen? No, what

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<v Speaker 1>is it? So? Vick says, it seemed like you had

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<v Speaker 1>a horrible time the entire time on your date, Like

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<v Speaker 1>there was just something about him that you didn't like.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it was the first date. It wasn't amazing,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not a big deal. It's a big deal

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<v Speaker 1>of him because he liked you a lot. Uh, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So can you tell us, like, why didn't you like him?

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<v Speaker 1>He said, like twelve minutes into the date is when

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<v Speaker 1>you started being cold. Towards him. Oh, he gave me

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<v Speaker 1>twelve minutes. That's that's funny. No, it's way before that.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't even like him for twelve whole minutes. Uh no,

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<v Speaker 1>how could he make you upset right away? Well, for starters,

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<v Speaker 1>he looked different than his pictures. Really, he said all

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<v Speaker 1>of his pictures were taken within the last year and

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<v Speaker 1>looked just like him. Oh well sure, but in his

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<v Speaker 1>pictures he was clean shaven. Okay, okay. So he showed

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<v Speaker 1>up with sporting a beard or something, and you don't

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<v Speaker 1>like facial hearts, No, I'd be fine with a beard.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't show up with a beard. What did he

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<v Speaker 1>show up with? He had a Hitler mustache? What like

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<v Speaker 1>a fake one that you get at a costume store. No,

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<v Speaker 1>like a real one growing out in his face like

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<v Speaker 1>he grew it on purpose. Was it like to try

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<v Speaker 1>to be ironic and hipster? You know, I don't care

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<v Speaker 1>if he's trying to be ironic. No one should have that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, except for Michael Jordan. For some reason, Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan can wear a Hitler stash and it's okay. He's

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<v Speaker 1>the only person in America that can do it. But

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<v Speaker 1>Viso a multi millionaire basketball star. Yeah, like that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Vic obviously couldn't pull off the Hitler stash. He didn't

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<v Speaker 1>tell us anything about that. Well maybe for him that's normal,

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<v Speaker 1>but it just doesn't work for me. But the thing

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<v Speaker 1>is okay, I can get where the mustache was a

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<v Speaker 1>turn off for sure, but that is something that can

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<v Speaker 1>be easily changed, I guess. But it just gave me

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<v Speaker 1>this bad first impression. Like I'm climbing up this rock

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<v Speaker 1>wall and I look next to me and there's Hitler. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you hate it? That'd be a little disturbing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>disturbing is a good word for it. Did you ask

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<v Speaker 1>him about it at all? I mean, I don't know how.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's a first date. I don't need to

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<v Speaker 1>ask about it. But then it just got worse, Like

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<v Speaker 1>how does it get worse than Hitler? Yeah? Literally worse

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<v Speaker 1>than Hitler. He kept like staring me down and being

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<v Speaker 1>like are you having a good time? Are you having fun?

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<v Speaker 1>And it'd be like, well, I'm trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>how to climb this flock, will you know? I've never

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<v Speaker 1>done that before and I'm trying to figure out this

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<v Speaker 1>difficult thing, and he's like, you're not smiling. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think you're having a good time like I'm trying to.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like you're actually on a date with Hitler. You

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<v Speaker 1>will have fun fun, you will have no fun. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not having enough fun. Man, So I can't well, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe that you left the gym and then went

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<v Speaker 1>and got drinks with him. I thought maybe alcohol might

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<v Speaker 1>calm him down a little. I was wrong. I was wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't have gone to the second location with Hitler.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to do that again. What happened then,

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<v Speaker 1>are just just more of the same. He's staring me up.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you having fun? You don't look like you're having

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<v Speaker 1>fun now picture I'm doing it, and like his banks

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<v Speaker 1>falling in his face and him like angrily getting out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just shouting at you the whole time. That's pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much what it felt like. It was just so weird. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not to get weirder on you, Jesse, but Vic is

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<v Speaker 1>actually on the other line listening and wants to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Wait seriously, Yes, oh god, so you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have a presentation. No, no, you don't. I didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a presentation. Yeah, Jesse got out of the date by

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<v Speaker 1>saying that she had a work presentation and that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you're focusing on. Vic, Well, that was a little rude

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<v Speaker 1>to lie to somebody. I mean, you can just tell

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<v Speaker 1>them the truth. Oh, Vick, why do you have a

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<v Speaker 1>Hitler stash man? That's how my mustache grows. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have like a full mustache. Show. It's kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>a more a bridge. You're trying to get tobody because

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<v Speaker 1>your mustache doesn't growth mustache. I do not think it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like a Hitler statche. I've watched hours and hours

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<v Speaker 1>of Hitler's speeches, and I do not. I hope you

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<v Speaker 1>mean like in documentaries and not just for your own research. Yet. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a history I was a history major in college. Okay, time.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I've just I've seen a lot of videos

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<v Speaker 1>of Hitler about Hitler, and I don't know, Well, why

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<v Speaker 1>have you seen a lot of videos about Hitler? Like Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you hear me? I mean I was a history major.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I didn't go out of my way to

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<v Speaker 1>watch Hitler videos. But I don't look Okay, look, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it looks good. I get that you don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it looks good. I guess I have to ask some

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<v Speaker 1>people that I'm close to and get a consensus. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>even if you don't look like Hitler, which is fine,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you think. It's so really rude and strange

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<v Speaker 1>to spend the entire date asking me if I'm having

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<v Speaker 1>fun yet and being mad at me for not having

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<v Speaker 1>enough fun? You know, maybe how is it like you?

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<v Speaker 1>I would have been having you. I just don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>How is it rude to ask one if they're having fun?

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought that's what people do. Are you? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you having fun? I'm having fun? I'm not having fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not having fun though, and I wasn't having fun zone?

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<v Speaker 1>Why why aren't you smiling? Are you having fun? Why

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<v Speaker 1>do you? Because I'm not having fun? Because you keep

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<v Speaker 1>asking me if I'm having fun? So what can we

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<v Speaker 1>do to make sure that you're having fun? Why do

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<v Speaker 1>something that problem? VI? Jesse? Would you like to see

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<v Speaker 1>if you could have fun with Vic and go on

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<v Speaker 1>a second date with him? We will pay for double No, no, please,

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<v Speaker 1>I have heard enough. I do not want to go

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<v Speaker 1>on another date with the ice queat. Oh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I won't be having any fun at all. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I've yet to see you have any fun? So am

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<v Speaker 1>I done? Now? Do I have to keep talking to you? Guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I hang up? Yeah? Jesse, that's fine, you can go.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for your time. Yeah? Thanks? Yeah, Vick, that

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<v Speaker 1>was intense. That was a little rough. Um, Sorry you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get a second date. Man, No, I'm even happier

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<v Speaker 1>than I call it now, you know. No, you need

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<v Speaker 1>to shave that mustache off, is what you need to do. Vic.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you really have the wrong idea of what

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<v Speaker 1>this mustache looks like. It's very professional. I can go

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<v Speaker 1>out into the world like I think that if I

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<v Speaker 1>was walking around with a mustache that looked like Hitler,

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<v Speaker 1>one person other than the crabbiest person I've ever met,

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<v Speaker 1>you think that she probably would have liked it like

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<v Speaker 1>sweet