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Speaker 2: Brian Jeffrey.
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Speaker 2: Brian, we did.
Speaker 1: We did a trends of the weekend episode yesterday and
Speaker 1: totally forgot to talk about the Senate staffer who filmed
Speaker 1: a sex tape in the hearing room, the Senate hearing room.
Speaker 3: Boom, tell me more, tell me more.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: Apparently very graphic, right, I believe it was leaked by
Speaker 1: like the Daily Wire, one of those right wing outlets
Speaker 1: and like scream capped and that, you know, they were just.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, it's so so gross, man, look at this.
Speaker 2: Did you look at it?
Speaker 1: Did you see that part like thirteen minutes in when
Speaker 1: he does that thing with his leg. Anyways, people have
Speaker 1: like traced it back to Senator Ben Cardin's staffer or
Speaker 1: former staffer, and the staffer was like, stop attacking me
Speaker 1: for who I love. But think it had more to
Speaker 1: do with the fact that they made a graphic sex
Speaker 1: tape on Amy Klobashar's desk.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm I'm I'm seeing clips right now, and yeah, graphic.
Speaker 3: I would describe it as graphic, yes.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, it is not softcore. It is the
Speaker 2: other type.
Speaker 3: And there's no ambiguity about where the fuck they are.
Speaker 2: So that was fun. That was fun moment over the weekend.
Speaker 1: And yeah, be interesting to see what they what they
Speaker 1: decide to do here, but generally frowned upon. But I
Speaker 1: don't know, you know, the Senate is a pretty boring place,
Speaker 1: so this gave everybody something to talk about. I think
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Speaker 1: Alex Garland, director of Ex Machina and Annihilation, for his
Speaker 1: next movie, we got the trailer. It's called Civil War
Speaker 1: and the title is not a clever metaphor. It's literally
Speaker 1: about another American Civil War. It seems like they should
Speaker 1: be giving Robert Evans a very special thank you at
Speaker 1: a point, but it also feels like a high budget
Speaker 1: version of like the movie that The Daily Wire would
Speaker 1: make if they had budget, and like actual celebrities beyond
Speaker 1: Rob Wriggle and Alonso Boden to like be in their movies,
Speaker 1: because it's just I don't know, there's just like different
Speaker 1: aspects of it that feel beneath like a Hollywood movie.
Speaker 3: It definitely feels a little I'm a I would call myself.
Speaker 3: I'm not like I don't like the word fan doesn't
Speaker 3: mean fanatic, but I really do like Alex Garland's work
Speaker 3: just in general.
Speaker 2: I don't like fan it says too much.
Speaker 1: I'm a Garland psychopath and a psycho getting freak for
Speaker 1: this dude.
Speaker 3: Like, like, you know, making social commentaries aren't foreign for him,
Speaker 3: and being blunt is not foreign for him either. But
Speaker 3: this is like very direct about what this is about.
Speaker 3: There's no yeah, there's no trappings of sci fi or allegory.
Speaker 3: This is just what it is. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the US, as far as we can tell,
Speaker 1: the US goes to war with the secessionist Western Forces
Speaker 1: as well as the Florida Alliance. The Western Forces are
Speaker 1: made up of Texas and California, So I think for
Speaker 1: most people the possibility of another civil war breaking out
Speaker 1: doesn't seem so far fetched. But I think people were
Speaker 1: surprised at the idea that like Texas and California would
Speaker 1: team up. I mean, there are a bunch of like
Speaker 1: Texas and California memes of like Tommy Lee Jones and
Speaker 1: what's her name from Wednesday?
Speaker 3: Uh oh, Jenny Ortega.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jenny Ortega, Jenny Retega.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Like with the words California and Texas, like,
Speaker 1: you know, the idea being this does not it doesn't
Speaker 1: seem like how things would go.
Speaker 3: Now. I can see how a lot of people would
Speaker 3: get that impression. I have driven the entire length of California, yeah,
Speaker 3: and I have driven the entire width of Texas several times,
Speaker 3: and they have a lot in common that people who
Speaker 3: are unfamiliar with the states just don't realize. It's like,
Speaker 3: once you're out of those cities, it is red as
Speaker 3: fuck ye in both states. Yeah, so it's not as
Speaker 3: surprising to me, but yeah, it does seem a little
Speaker 3: I'm curious to see how it sort of shakes out
Speaker 3: in the film, but.
Speaker 2: I'm definitely like intrigued.
Speaker 1: But I guess my my question is, what why would
Speaker 1: it break down along state lines at that point?
Speaker 2: Like I think.
Speaker 1: Robert's thesis, as far as I can remember, is that
Speaker 1: it would be like a Citi's versus rural break breakdown
Speaker 1: of a civil war.
Speaker 2: Most likely.
Speaker 1: But I guess there's a lot of power in the
Speaker 1: cities and a lot of money, or in the states
Speaker 1: and a lot of money, So mean, I don't know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe it'll make sense, but but.
Speaker 3: Detas seceeding makes sense, and California is just such a
Speaker 3: massive economy that it could be its own country. Yeah,
Speaker 3: both of.
Speaker 2: Them could be their own country, so I guess I.
Speaker 3: Mean one of them has Yeah, yeah, it's just I
Speaker 3: mean I could see if there were certain economic things
Speaker 3: going on that they might win a team up. But
Speaker 3: it's yeah, it's it's weird. I'm not gonna say it's
Speaker 3: not weird, and I'm very curious to see how it
Speaker 3: shakes out. But yeah, this is not what I was
Speaker 3: expecting from him, based off of his last film, Men,
Speaker 3: which is a very small, weird art house kind of
Speaker 3: personal story.
Speaker 2: Oh, I totally forgot that he made. That one was
Speaker 2: that good.
Speaker 3: It's hard to recommend, but I mean if you like
Speaker 3: broad Daylight horror, then yeah, yeah it's worth It's worth
Speaker 3: a watch for sure. Yeah, it's it's one of those
Speaker 3: movies where it's just like it's kind of kind of
Speaker 3: hard to recommend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this one's got Plemons wearing some sunglasses and being menacing.
Speaker 1: So I mean the sunglasses, He's like wearing these big
Speaker 1: red sunglasses.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite detail. Of it, but it is.
Speaker 1: Like, it does seem like the bad guy in the
Speaker 1: movie is the federal government, and like the president is
Speaker 1: played by Nick Offerman and he's like a three term president,
Speaker 1: and people are like.
Speaker 2: Wait, so Joe Biden is a bad guy.
Speaker 1: Which I think is a little bit shortsighted because I
Speaker 1: don't Joe Biden not going to be president next year
Speaker 1: and we are going to have like a dictator for
Speaker 1: a president, So.
Speaker 3: It could be should be a fun little wrinkle for us.
Speaker 3: We haven't. We're finally at the dictator phase. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: made it, everybody.
Speaker 1: It'll help us imagine what the world looks like without
Speaker 1: capitalism besides a zombie apocalypse. Well, we'll have all sorts
Speaker 1: of new looks, new fresh looks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we'll have some parody with all the other
Speaker 3: countries who've had to deal with dictators internally. Yeah, so yeah,
Speaker 3: learning experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Our writer Jan was pointing out, this isn't the first
Speaker 1: civil war we've seen in film. There's a nineteen ninety
Speaker 1: seven movie directed by the director of Gremlin's Joe Elliot,
Speaker 1: a black comedy with where like immigration is the center
Speaker 1: of the conflict. When the governor of Idaho refuses to
Speaker 1: accept a plane of Pakistani refugees. It creates like a
Speaker 1: national crisis. They go to war with the president played
Speaker 1: by Phil Hartman, who's only concerned about helping the refugee
Speaker 1: so that he'll win the upcoming election.
Speaker 3: I've never wanted to see a character play the president
Speaker 3: more than Phil Harton here, right, like wow.
Speaker 1: And then of course there was Barbed Weire, which a
Speaker 1: lot of people are always forgetting how prescient and brilliant
Speaker 1: barb Wire is. But that is, of course, the nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety six Pam Anderson film about life during a new
Speaker 1: civil war between the rebels and the government of neo Nazis.
Speaker 1: It's a loose remake of Casablanca, so that is where
Speaker 1: it comes from. Anyways, I don't know, I feel like
Speaker 1: the idea of a Nazi US government or you know,
Speaker 1: authoritarian US government is going to get more and more
Speaker 1: interesting to people in the next year, so maybe this
Speaker 1: stuff will seem less crazy. I'm into it, like or
Speaker 1: I'm at least intrigued enough to keep an eye on it.
Speaker 3: He's not led, he's not led US astray thus far,
Speaker 3: so yeah, I'm gonna keep an open mind on this.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, yeah, it definitely is, like, what's some
Speaker 3: of these daily wire ass movies coming out lately? Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: like we had that movie a couple of years ago,
Speaker 3: The Hunt. I don't know if you remember that one, Yeah,
Speaker 3: where it had that kind of feel to it of
Speaker 3: you know, liberal versus and it's just yeah, it's and
Speaker 3: that movie wasn't bad, but it just feels weird going
Speaker 3: into it.
Speaker 1: You know, it's weird because when you look at most
Speaker 1: Hollywood movies, like most big blockbuster Hollywood movies, the good
Speaker 1: guys are the farmers, and the bad guys are the government.
Speaker 1: Like when you look at Wars, were was the Hunger Games,
Speaker 1: like that is who we inherently identify with, is like
Speaker 1: the farmers, the people who would probably be voting for Trump.
Speaker 1: So it's going to be interesting to see films that
Speaker 1: try and tackle that. But it's like it is always
Speaker 1: very difficult to try and make like a near future
Speaker 1: dystopian movie. I can't think of a great example of
Speaker 1: like a movie that did it where it didn't feel weird.
Speaker 1: There's that one movie, The Siege by like Edward Zwick
Speaker 1: that ended up presaging like nine to eleven a little
Speaker 1: bit like it was there. There's a terror attack on
Speaker 1: New York City and then they become like very militant
Speaker 1: and authoritarian like right away, and then you know, three
Speaker 1: years later it actually happened.
Speaker 2: So hopefully, I don't know.
Speaker 3: And then of course we have you know, right don
Speaker 3: the prescient red Down.
Speaker 1: Yeah to any day now, yeah, any day, you know,
Speaker 1: the leave the World Behind film, as we talked about.
Speaker 2: Just get your bunkers ready, guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm bunking up with Michael Shannon. I'm bunking up
Speaker 3: with Michael Shan.
Speaker 1: I'll be in the bomb shelter with Shannon.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 1: this Tuesday, December nineteenth. We are back tomorrow with the
Speaker 1: whole last episode of the show. Until then, be kind
Speaker 1: to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Bye bye,