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Speaker 1: and it is going to be a bit of a

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Speaker 1: Trump's chief of staff. Yes, that Mark Meadows. He's coming

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Speaker 1: on about an hour and a half from now. Do

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Speaker 1: you remember last night when I was telling a story

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Speaker 1: and Chris brought up the Hammock story, and I promised

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Speaker 1: you that I would tell you that story tonight. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you the Hammock story an hour and forty

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Speaker 1: five minutes from this moment right now. It involves cobras

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Speaker 1: for the Hammocks story about an hour and forty five minutes.

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Speaker 1: So now we have Joe Biden ilhan Omar great emails tonight.

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Speaker 1: little while tonight until those upset me. We have a

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Speaker 1: ton going on on the Jesse Kelly Show. But I

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Speaker 1: wanted to begin with something that couldn't possibly be more

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Speaker 1: off topic. I do that from time to time, and

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Speaker 1: it's not really complicated. It's not some advanced reason why

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Speaker 1: I do that. I do that because I lack focus.

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Speaker 1: I don't always care about the things everyone else cares about.

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Speaker 1: Oftentimes I look at things that I just look at

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Speaker 1: them differently, not better, obviously, I just look at them differently.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I have stories in front of me from

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Speaker 1: But we can learn and make changes. Remember when we

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Speaker 1: trying to get a bill passed to give out of

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Speaker 1: state police officers a five thousand dollar bonus if they

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Speaker 1: move to Florida. It's a brilliant move. For a million rules,

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Speaker 1: for a million reasons, it's a brilliant move. Let's get

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Speaker 1: Rhonda Santists to pass this bill. Then we'll get more cops.

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Speaker 1: flee Florida. Florida ends up redder and safer. It's a

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Speaker 1: win for everybody. It's brilliant. It's brilliant, and we tell

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Speaker 1: you something else that's brilliant. And Barack Obama did it,

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Speaker 1: and hold on, hold on, don't get mad at me.

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Speaker 1: Barack Obama did it, and we need to learn because

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Speaker 1: we already have our eyes, don't I know you do

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Speaker 1: You don't have to feel like a bad person about

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Speaker 1: that either. The second you lose the White House, you

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Speaker 1: They're the same way that that's fine. We have our

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Speaker 1: But look most of the audience at this point in time, well,

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Speaker 1: Dear Blue Steel Master of the Grill, Doctor Jesse, I

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Speaker 1: understand your thoughts on why de Santis and Trump would

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Speaker 1: not make a good team. Just hold on before I

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Speaker 1: Doesn't mean you're stupid. I'm just telling you it's a mistake.

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Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of people say because they love

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Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of Trump to Santist twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 1: here's the accomplished more part and pushback from all sides.

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Speaker 1: be elected right now. The communist owns every single cultural

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Speaker 1: react in ways you've never seen. They impeach Donald Trump twice,

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Speaker 1: They'll impeach the next guy every other month. You think

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Speaker 1: I'm lying, I'm not lying. They will. These people don't

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Speaker 1: So what's this have to do with Obama? I saw

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Speaker 1: this story today from a business insider, Obama's military coup.

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Speaker 1: This is from twenty thirteen. Obama's military coup purges one

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Speaker 1: you hear what Janet Yellen already said? We've been playing

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Speaker 1: I'm buying gold from Oxford Gold Group and they deliver

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Speaker 1: Call eight three three nine Gold and tell them Jesse

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Speaker 1: returns next the Jesse Kelly Show and Yeah, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be a great night tonight, and then the Hammocks story

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Speaker 1: coming an hour and a half from now. Mark Meadows

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Speaker 1: What if it's the saying that's what if it's Cruise

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Speaker 1: Here's it's a hard truth, but it is the truth,

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Speaker 1: and there some people are going to love to hear this,

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Speaker 1: think you can't. You have to learn how to fall

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Speaker 1: in love with their anger, with their pushback, and that

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Speaker 1: so I can do that. That's why I may I

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Speaker 1: police here in Texas. In fact, even during the middle

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Speaker 1: of all that insane blame the police nonsense, Houston isn't

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Speaker 1: exactly some blood red city. It's a blue place, very

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Speaker 1: very blue. Even then, the chief of police of Houston said, hey, cops,

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Speaker 1: you're not feeling one of where you are. Come on

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Speaker 1: down to Houston. We could use you here. I have

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00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: lived everywhere. We lived in ten houses in ten years

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Speaker 1: one time, when I was a kid, all across this country,

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00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: I've lived there. And when I tell you, especially when

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Speaker 1: you get older, life is better in a place that

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Speaker 1: shares your values. Take my word on this. Life is

436
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: better in a place that shares your values. Come on,

437
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 1: come on down, come on down, look at it. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't have to be here. It doesn't have to be

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Speaker 1: by me. Although I have no doubt everyone what Chris,

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00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: I've no doubt everyone wants to move by me. Go

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00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: to Alabama, go to Wyom and go to floor. I

442
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 1: don't care where you go, but get out. It does

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00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: not get better from here in the blue areas. It doesn't.

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00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 1: Now there's a good side of that, because the red

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00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 1: areas are getting redder because of the people that are

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00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: moving to them. They are getting redder. I mean you

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00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 1: watch this next election, Florida is going to be blood red,

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00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: blood red because of what they're doing. The red areas

449
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: are getting even better. So not only is it worse

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00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: than the blue areas right now, the red areas are

451
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 1: getting even better than they were before. Go find a

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00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: place you can call home. Go find a place where

453
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Speaker 1: your kids don't have to walk around with a stupid

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Speaker 1: face shield on. Go find a place where they don't

455
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: defund the police and take sixty five percent of your income.

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00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: Go go. And you know that's not me being anti city.

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00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 1: I love the cities. Love the cities, love them. The

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Speaker 1: communists have ruined them like they ruin everything else. This

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Speaker 1: crime people shot every day. When I tell you to

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Speaker 1: go buy a Hero gun, Look you don't have to

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Speaker 1: take it from me. Go read the news, Go read

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Speaker 1: the headlines. Hero has a non lethal gun out there.

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00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: It shoots these pepper balls one hundred miles an hour.

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Speaker 1: When they nail somebody, they explode in their face. And

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Speaker 1: this brutal chemical pepper irritated you. Honestly, you want to

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00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: take your eyeballs and just rip them out of your head.

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00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 1: It's that effective. It's a laser sight on it. You

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00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about learning how to use it.

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00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: It saves lives. Get one for yourself and your spouse.

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Speaker 1: Go and get some spare cartridges too. Go to Hero

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty dot com and use the code Jesse for

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Speaker 1: a special discount. That's Hero twenty twenty dot com Code Jesse.

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Speaker 1: State restrictions apply. Did Jesse Kelly Show It's still really

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Speaker 1: to be damn tern stacks? Suck it out of streets.

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00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And have you ever

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Speaker 1: had cobra blood? If you ever drank cobra blood? Oh oh,

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Speaker 1: that's part of the Hammock story. Don't worry. The Hammock

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00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 1: story is coming up one hour from now. You're just

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00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: gonna have to buckle up for that. We've got Mark

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00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: Meadows coming up about forty five minutes from now. As

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Speaker 1: you know, I've as I've explained before, I and I'm

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Speaker 1: an obnoxious human being. And we all have certain specialties

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Speaker 1: in life. We have things we're good at, we have

484
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Speaker 1: things we're bad at. It's just human nature. I you look,

485
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Speaker 1: you know what my specialties are at this point in time.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm great you listen to the show.

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00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: I'm one of the top five nappers in the world.

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Speaker 1: I might be the best of them. But don't roll

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Speaker 1: your eyes, Chris, I might be the best in the

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Speaker 1: world when I lay down a nap right now. You

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00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: know what, Right now, I don't even need any prep work.

492
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: I just finished a cup of coffee thirty minutes ago.

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Speaker 1: If the show went down and everything went the crap

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Speaker 1: and they said, oh, we'll get you back on in

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00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: an hour, I would go go to sleep in ten minutes,

496
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: and I would sleep until the show started and wake up.

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm amazing at napping. I am a menu whisperer.

498
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: I'm the greatest menu orderer on the face of the planet.

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Speaker 1: When I sit down in a restaurant, doesn't matter if

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Speaker 1: I've been there before or not. I can just look

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Speaker 1: at a menu and, like Mozart or Picasso, what, Chris,

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00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: the menu just make sense to me. I can decipher

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00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: what to do what not to do, and people ask me, Jesse,

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00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: can you teach me these skills? These are gifts from God. Okay,

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00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: he didn't give everybody the menu whispering skill. I'm really

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Speaker 1: good at annoying people. I'm really good at annoying people.

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00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: And I understand. You can say, well, that's not a

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Speaker 1: very good skill, and I realize that's probably true. But look,

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00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: it's the little things in life. The boys and I,

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Speaker 1: the wife and I took the boys to farmer's market

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Speaker 1: this last weekend. The wife likes to go and get

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Speaker 1: all these micro greens. I don't even know what those are,

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00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 1: but we come home with a bunch of green stuff. Well,

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Speaker 1: on top of the farmer's market, there's all these little

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Speaker 1: homemade desserts and there's this black woman there who sells pies.

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Speaker 1: And she's just like the sweetest human being on the

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Speaker 1: face of the planet. And she knows me by now,

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Speaker 1: and I know her, and they are the best pies

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Speaker 1: in the world. Gosh, I wish I could. I'll get

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Speaker 1: the name next Sunday. I'll actually give her a free

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Speaker 1: plug right here on the show. And I mean, the

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Speaker 1: best pies in the world. And she's this wonderful human being.

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Speaker 1: Oh hi you again, you know that kind of things.

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Speaker 1: Just the sweetest lady. And she just gives me samples

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Speaker 1: of everything, and my boys samples of everything. Well, they

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00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: are the best pies ever. So the boys and I.

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Speaker 1: We went walked up to her truck. Officuely she had

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Speaker 1: this food truck there, and we all bought three pies

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Speaker 1: and we took the three pies home this last Sunday, Well,

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Speaker 1: you only get a slice of pie. You know, we're

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Speaker 1: not buying three whole pies for Pete's sake. We're not

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Speaker 1: a bunch of fatties around here. But we just got

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Speaker 1: a slice of pie. Yesterday before I leave for work,

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Speaker 1: I told the life because the boys still had their

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Speaker 1: slice of pie untouched on the counter. They we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have it for dinner that night. I told the wife

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Speaker 1: to make sure she reminded me to take a bite

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Speaker 1: out of each of the boys pie before I left

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Speaker 1: for work. See, that's not right. You shouldn't do that.

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Speaker 1: As a person, I know I shouldn't do that, But

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Speaker 1: who else can think like that. I'm really good at

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00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: that stuff, which brings me to what I'm going to

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Speaker 1: do when I'm done with the show tonight. And the Astros,

544
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: the Houston Astros, that's obviously the baseball team here in town.

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Speaker 1: They made the World Series. Well, you know, I don't

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Speaker 1: watch professional sports anymore, and if I did watch one,

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Speaker 1: it would probably be baseball because they didn't go in

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Speaker 1: with all that black lives matter of filth. But I

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00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: don't watch baseball either, because I guess they kind of

550
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: flirted with it. I wasn't paying attention. I just kind

551
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: of wrote them all off. I wrote everybody off. Well,

552
00:33:56,040 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 1: the Astros made the World Series. Now I work, what

553
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: are we? Fifteen minutes from the stadium, Chris, fifteen twenty

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00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: minutes from the from the minute May Park. And I

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00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: haven't been to a game all year, and I haven't

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00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: watched a game on television all year. But my buddy

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00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: had an extra ticket for tonight's games. So I'm going

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Speaker 1: to the game, a World Series game, and I'm just

559
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 1: gonna go all in and act like I'm this lifelong fan,

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00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna have all this Astro's gear. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: if I can find it, I'm gonna get a big

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Speaker 1: Astro's beer helmet on it. I'm gonna I'm gonna get

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00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: my face painted. You think I'm lying, Chris, I'll have

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00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: something out there with face paint on. Go Stro's baby.

565
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: And if they actually win the title, I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 1: everyone we did it. Never doubted us for a second

567
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: never doubted us for a second. I knew we could

568
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: pull through. Boys. It was a team effort. Good job.

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Speaker 1: Why I think it's funny. I don't know why I

570
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: think it's funny, but I do, Chris. They just approved

571
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,440
Speaker 1: the FDA just to prove seventeen to zero. They just

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00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: approved a vaccine for kids, kids, children, you know, the

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00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 1: children who aren't at any risk for coronavirus. And this

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00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 1: is the vaccine they're going to force your kids to

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00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: take if you're in a blue state, or they won't

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Speaker 1: be allowed to go to school. And I just want

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00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: you don't take this for me. I want you to

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00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 1: hear from the FDA official what they had to say

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00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: about it. But we're never going to learn about how

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00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: Haypook vaccine is unless you start giving it. Yeah, that's

581
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 1: just the way it goes out. I'm sorry, Chris, Maybe

582
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 1: I was getting some feedback on my end. Could you

583
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: do me a favor and just play that one more

584
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 1: time because I would have sworn he said, we're not

585
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: going to know how effective it is until we start

586
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 1: giving it to them. Would you play that please? But

587
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: we're never going to learn about how Haypook vaccine is

588
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: unless you start giving it. That's just the way it goes.

589
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: We're about force millions of children in the United States

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00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: of America to take a vaccine for a disease that

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00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 1: poses virtually no threat to them. Remember, infinitely more kids

592
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: die from the flu every year than have died from COVID.

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00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: We're about to force children across America to take a

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00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: vaccine for a disease that doesn't threat them. And we

595
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: have no earthly idea if this thing is safe for

596
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: them or not. In fact, we have plenty of stories

597
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: out there showing it just might not be, especially for

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Speaker 1: the boys. Now, we're about to have a very difficult conversation,

599
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: you and I. And look of all the hard talks

600
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: we've had on the show. You know how direct we get,

601
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: just a stewing me talking, You know how direct we get.

602
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: We're about to have a very hard conversation. And I'm

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Speaker 1: going to ask the question before we go to break,

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Speaker 1: and then I'll give you my thoughts and I'll take

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Speaker 1: your phone calls on it. Eight seven seven three seven

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Speaker 1: seven four three seven three. My question to you is this,

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Speaker 1: are we a good country eight seven seven three seven

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Speaker 1: seven four three seven three not what we were not

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Speaker 1: what we're supposed to be. I'm talking about America twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty one. Are we a good country? I want you

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Speaker 1: to think about it. I want you to think hard

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Speaker 1: about it. Eight seven seven three seven seven four three

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Speaker 1: seven three. Hang on. It is the Jesse Kelly's Show.

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00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: Half hour from now, we got Mark Meadows coming up,

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00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: Trump Chief of Staff Mark Meadows. And then right after

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Speaker 1: Mark has done, you get to do what you sick

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00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 1: freaks love to do, and that's laugh at my pain

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00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,839
Speaker 1: and misery. I have no idea why the people who

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Speaker 1: listen to this show enjoy it when I'm such a

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00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: good person, Chris, but apparently they do. And I have

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Speaker 1: a story to tell you about a hammock about forty

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Speaker 1: five minutes from now, and we're got by the way,

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Speaker 1: just clarification. I understand you're on the phone. I understand

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Speaker 1: you're on hold. The phone lines blew up because I

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Speaker 1: asked the question are we a good country? I understand

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00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 1: you're probably having trouble getting through and hearing things. Right now,

627
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: there's a little phone staff food. Just don't hang out.

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00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: They're gonna get to you in a second. All the

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Speaker 1: fancy tech guys Chris are working with gigahertz and stuff.

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Speaker 1: What they are? I know, I know my way around

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Speaker 1: the zip drives, so that's what they're working on drives.

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Speaker 1: Chris crazy, I love it. Hey, billionaire Jesse, he said,

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Speaker 1: you never made that one of your nicknames, but I

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00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 1: now have made it. So Chris, why why billionaire Jesse?

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Speaker 1: Where did that come from? I mean, look, not that

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Speaker 1: I'm complaining. We all know you wouldn't complain. But did

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Speaker 1: I say something about that? Is this because I want

638
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Speaker 1: to build my own castle? Yeah, that's probably it. Anyway.

639
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Speaker 1: The treatment of the unvaccinated by the Biden administration is

640
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Speaker 1: often compared to the Holocaust. I don't think that that

641
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Speaker 1: is so to me, or let me clarify something. I

642
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 1: have a rule on the show, and I've brought up

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00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: historical atrocities a million different times, and I always will

644
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Speaker 1: because history just plays a big, big part in who

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Speaker 1: we are and what we're doing. But listen, I don't

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Speaker 1: compare things to the Holocaust. And when you dig into that,

647
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Speaker 1: and I mean more than the surface level stuff. Everyone

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00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: knows the surface level stuff, not that that isn't equally horrific,

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Speaker 1: but when you dig into that and how just truly

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Speaker 1: evil it was. I just have this rule where I

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Speaker 1: don't call people Nazi and I don't compare people the Holocaust.

652
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Speaker 1: And I've brought this up before. Not that I'm encouraging

653
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Speaker 1: you to go to DC anytime soon, but as you know,

654
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Speaker 1: I used to live there. I live there for a

655
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Speaker 1: year and still have to visit now and then I'm

656
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Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna go back there and here just a

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Speaker 1: couple of weeks for Veterans Day, I have to do

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Speaker 1: a Veterans Day thing, which I'm gonna be announcing shortly

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Speaker 1: back there. But if you, if you do ever go,

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Speaker 1: I would recommend you bring your family, bring your husband,

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Speaker 1: bring your wife, bring your kids, and I would really

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Speaker 1: recommend you do. Don't waste the trip, go see the sites.

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Speaker 1: And one of the sites I think it's valuable for

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Speaker 1: people to see is the Holocaust Museum. There's more than

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Speaker 1: one Holocaust museum in this world. The one in DC

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Speaker 1: was done right. I mean, they whoever funded that spent

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Speaker 1: a fortune on it, because it is it is the

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Speaker 1: most incredible display ever and it is a somber thing.

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Speaker 1: So that's just clarify about the comparing things to the Holocaust. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: he goes on to me, it seems a more comparative.

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Speaker 1: This is more comparable to the rise of Stalin. Just

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Speaker 1: subbing the unvaccinated for the Kulas. Stalin allowed millions to starve,

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Speaker 1: so on and so forth. Let me explain this what

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Speaker 1: Kulaks are, because people might not know when Stalin rose

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Speaker 1: to power. Stalin started this industrial farming. Yeah, everybody, look,

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00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 1: I'm glad you got a farm. Congratulations, All your farms

677
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: belong to us. Now send me all your grain. I'll

678
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Speaker 1: let you know how much of it you can have back.

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00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 1: That just standard communism garbage, but didn't work. Of course,

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00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 1: it never works. That's how Mao starved forty five million

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Speaker 1: of his people with these industrial farms. Let's just have

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Speaker 1: everyone moved a one big farm, and then it'll work.

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00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 1: We'll have all this food. It's just childishly stupid. But

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Speaker 1: remember the communist never blames himself. He always needs a

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Speaker 1: scapegoat the same way Joe Biden needs one. Right now,

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Speaker 1: the economy's not working, it's going downhill. The vaccine, we're

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Speaker 1: now looking at numbers from individual states. Forty fifty sixty

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Speaker 1: percent of the states the hospitalizations for COVID are fully vaccinated. People.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's time to have an honest conversation about

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Speaker 1: this here. It may be effective, effective for a while,

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Speaker 1: maybe not effective, but vaccinated people are going to the

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Speaker 1: hospital with severe COVID symptoms and dying of them. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so he didn't beat the virus. We have a supply

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Speaker 1: chain shortage, Afghanistan, everything else. But the communist never takes

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Speaker 1: an honest accounting of himself. He doesn't even know how

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Speaker 1: to do. It's not even it's not in his nature.

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Speaker 1: He can't do it. The communist always finds a scapegoat,

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Speaker 1: and the scapegoat is always this is universal, a minority

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Speaker 1: of the population. I'm not talking about skin color or religion,

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Speaker 1: although that's been the case several times. This Black people

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00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 1: were Jews, or white people were Christians or Catholics. But

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00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,359
Speaker 1: it's always a minority. Because you want to always make

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Speaker 1: sure if you're a communist tyrant, you have the majority

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Speaker 1: of the people on your side. So they will, I mean,

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Speaker 1: if not flat out help you out with it, they

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Speaker 1: will at least kind of go along with it a

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Speaker 1: little bit. They will at least go along with it.

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Speaker 1: So you don't want to if you're gonna scapegoat somebody.

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Speaker 1: If you're Joe Biden, you don't want to scapegoat somebody.

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Speaker 1: You don't scapegoat eighty percent of the country. You hear

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00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: sixty seventy percent of the adults in America are vaccinated.

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Speaker 1: Just scapegoat the unvaccinated and blame them for everything. Stalin,

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Speaker 1: what he's talking about. Kulaks. What the guy was talking about.

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Speaker 1: The Kulaks were the upper middle class farmers. If you

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Speaker 1: owned over a certain amount of acreage in the Soviet Union,

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Speaker 1: you were considered a kulak. And Stalin's busy starving his

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Speaker 1: whole country to death. He just blamed them. Ah, let's

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Speaker 1: take a greedy Kulaks, and then had them all shot

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Speaker 1: or hauled off to gulas. Like I said, there's nothing

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Speaker 1: new under the sun. But I'm glad you brought up

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Speaker 1: that kulak thing. When I tell you historically, pandemic of

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Speaker 1: the unvaccinated, it's the kind of language that gets people killed.

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Speaker 1: That's because it's the kind of language that gets people

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Speaker 1: killed when you take, especially as a leader, when you're

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00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: the leader of a nation, when you take a huge

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00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: portion of your own country and say them it's their fault.

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00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: They're the reason everything's going poorly. You're heading for disaster disaster.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is dictator after dictator after dictator. It's

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Speaker 1: dictator one oh one. You find a group of people

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00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:29,280
Speaker 1: you can blame for society's problems, and you tell everybody

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00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: every problem you have, it's their fault, it's their fault. Now,

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Speaker 1: I want to go back to this because I promised

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00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,479
Speaker 1: i'd take your phone calls on it looks like they're

734
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: getting THEO calls fixed and all that. I want to

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Speaker 1: go back to what I asked before. And it's not

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Speaker 1: an easy question to ask because it's not an easy

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Speaker 1: question to answer. I'm not asking what we were, I'm

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Speaker 1: not asking about our founding. I'm not asking about you personally.

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Speaker 1: I want you to listen to this cut again from

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Speaker 1: the FDA. The f eight just voted seventeen to zero

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Speaker 1: to approve a child vaccination. Kids are not at risk

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Speaker 1: for this disease. And this is what they had to

743
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 1: say about the vaccine and how safe it is for

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00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: your children. But we're never going to learn about how

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00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 1: hay vaccine is unless we start giving it. That's just

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Speaker 1: the way it goes. And I asked the question, are

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Speaker 1: we a good country? And I cringe when I ask it,

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Speaker 1: because you know I would die for this place. I would, Jeez,

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00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: I almost did. Are we a good country? And I

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00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: want you to think about that now. I know you're

751
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Speaker 1: not in control of it. If you were, we would

752
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 1: be on a mass scale. We have for the last

753
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 1: two years abused people. But let's set aside your rights

754
00:45:54,600 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: in your small business. You realize child suicide is up

755
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: fifty percent in this country because of how we handled coronavirus. Now,

756
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: maybe it's maybe it's just because I'm a dad, and

757
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 1: now anything that involves that kind of stuff with kids

758
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: just carves my heart out of my chest. And I

759
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: probably shouldn't even bring it up because somebody hearing the

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00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: sound of my voice right now undoubtedly has gone through it.

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00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: But can you even imagine? Can you even imagine that

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Speaker 1: moment as a parent. Just because this was done on

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Speaker 1: a mass industrial, nice sounding level, doesn't make it sound

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Speaker 1: any less evil to me. We now, one of our

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00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 1: major institutions, the Food and Drug Administration, just voted universally

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Speaker 1: to hand out of vaccine. We know, we already know

767
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 1: this is a fact. It's causing some heart inflammation, dangerous

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00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 1: heart inflammation in some kids. We're passing it out for

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00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,760
Speaker 1: a disease that is no threat to the kids. And

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00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: not the Red States, but certainly the Blue ones are

771
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:06,359
Speaker 1: about to force your child to take it or they're

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Speaker 1: not going to be allowed to get an education. They're

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Speaker 1: not going to be allowed to show up to Little League,

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Speaker 1: They're not going to be allowed to show up the

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00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: boys Scouts. They're going to bar your child or from society.

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00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: If you don't go out and buy a vaccine, that

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00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: may be a potential danger for your child. So allow

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00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 1: me to ask once again, are we a good country?

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00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: I know we want to be. I know if you

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Speaker 1: were in charge, we would be. Are we? And look?

781
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,879
Speaker 1: I realized it's not all bad. We point out all

782
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: the bad out there. There is some great stuff out there.

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00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,359
Speaker 1: They look even corporations. We dump on corporations all the time.

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00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 1: There are great corporations out there. I realize there are

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Speaker 1: lights in the time. I talk about my pillow all

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Speaker 1: the time. How many times have I talk to you

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00:47:56,360 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: about my pillow already? Who who purposely to destroys their

788
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 1: own business? Now they didn't destroy, but who personally carves

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00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,760
Speaker 1: their own business profits up like a Thanksgiving turkey? Because

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00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,800
Speaker 1: they believe in something that much. That's what My Pillow

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00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 1: did when they stood up to the Biden administration and

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Speaker 1: all this craziness in the government. I think I kicked

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Speaker 1: out of all these big stores. Now, thankfully you still

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Speaker 1: buy products from them, and they're still churning out great stuff,

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Speaker 1: And I should by the way, I should note this.

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Speaker 1: I've been telling you it's for a limited time. Apparently

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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. I don't know how you were

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00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: dogging on Elton John earlier. Chris no, no, no, don't

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Speaker 1: hold your hand up. Don't hold your hand I think

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Speaker 1: you weren't talgon on Elton John. The entire country heard

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00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:28,720
Speaker 1: you dog on Elton John. Now I understand as a dude,

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Speaker 1: I can't go around singing Elton John. You know that

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Speaker 1: that that people are going to start asking some some

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Speaker 1: hard questions. I mean, people are gonna start asking questions

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Speaker 1: about how you eat your corn on the cob. You

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Speaker 1: can't just be caught just singing Elton John at the

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Speaker 1: top of your lungs. But but if you don't enjoy

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Speaker 1: rocket Man Philadelphia freed to what what what? Don't raise

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Speaker 1: your hands up with the garbage you you know what

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Speaker 1: We're done with you, Chris. We're going to the phone calls.

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Speaker 1: I asked the question. I want to know the answer.

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Speaker 1: Are we a good country? And I just want to

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Speaker 1: I want to make clear to everybody here when we

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Speaker 1: talk about a place like Afghanistan is a great example,

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Speaker 1: and we talk about some of the terrible, terrible parts

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Speaker 1: of part of that culture, Rember. Afghanistan's a bunch of

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Speaker 1: different cultures, but there are parts of that culture where

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Speaker 1: honor killings of women. You can see videos I would

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Speaker 1: not recommend you looking at them of them stoning women

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Speaker 1: alive from taking off their head dress, of the massive

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Speaker 1: abuse of young boys in ways I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: go into it, and we look at that and we

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Speaker 1: say to ourselves, that's evil. Right, They're a bad that's

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Speaker 1: a bad place. They're wrong, that's bad. Have you seen

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Speaker 1: any of the pictures of the books available in the

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Speaker 1: Loudon County Library. Have you seen any of those pictures

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Speaker 1: loud County, Virginia. I will not post them on any

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Speaker 1: of my websites. You will not be able to find

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Speaker 1: them linked anywhere. It's that revolting I do a family show,

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Speaker 1: I will not. I would not even describe them to you.

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Speaker 1: Just tell me, does a good country allow their children

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Speaker 1: to hear and see that disgusting filth? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. DD and Indian Hills go hi there.

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Speaker 1: I think this is a wonderful country. I don't agree

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Speaker 1: with the idiots who are in office right now running

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Speaker 1: this country, but we have one of the best constitutions

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Speaker 1: in the world. I know I'm going to stay. We

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Speaker 1: have the best constitution in the world. And I'm actually

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Speaker 1: um running for our House District twenty five because I'm

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Speaker 1: a patriot and I want to do everything I can

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Speaker 1: here in Colorado to try and clean up this that

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Speaker 1: the Socialist Democrat leadership has made. And you know, Jesse,

851
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 1: I am coming across so many people. Never in my

852
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 1: life did I ever think that we had a walk

853
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Speaker 1: away movement or that we would ever have one. But

854
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 1: there are so many Democrats who are walking away from

855
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Speaker 1: their party because they're saying, this is not my party.

856
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Speaker 1: I'm not a socialist, I'm not a communist, I'm not

857
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Speaker 1: a Marxist. I'm an American and I'm a patriot and

858
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Speaker 1: I love my country. And they're actually walking away. So,

859
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Speaker 1: you know, I say, great Democrat leadership, dig your hole deeper,

860
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Speaker 1: show everything real quick. Give out your website where we go? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh it's D D D E D E. Wagner WA

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Speaker 1: g N E R at no. Pick out the at

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Speaker 1: four the number four h as in house d as

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Speaker 1: in District twenty five dot com. It's enough of that, look,

865
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Speaker 1: she said. She said Constitution, and I don't deny it.

866
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Speaker 1: Constitution's great. Does it even matter anymore? Matters to me,

867
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Speaker 1: doesn't matter to the people in charge? What's it matter?

868
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: Geane and Colorado? Are we a good country? Yeah? Hey, Jesse,

869
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,319
Speaker 1: yes we are, I believe, But I think we are

870
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 1: headed towards the cliff and if we don't win this

871
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 1: next election, we are going to be in serious jeopardy.

872
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: And the main reason I wanted to call is I'm

873
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 1: a Trump supporter. I voted for Trump, but I think

874
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,760
Speaker 1: if he runs again, I think we're going to be screwed.

875
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 1: I think we need to get somebody like we're onto

876
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 1: Santos to run without Trump and maybe bring on board

877
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,839
Speaker 1: a little Sassafras like Candice Owens if you know who

878
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 1: she is. The Santos has the same gumption as him,

879
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 1: but has a little more class in his communication style

880
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: and delivery system and know a lot of moderates. He

881
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 1: will never vote for Trump, period. Gene, let me ask

882
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: you about that really quickly before I let you go here. Now,

883
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 1: you're a Trump supporter, but you don't want to see

884
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,399
Speaker 1: him run again? Is that the reason? Is it become

885
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 1: of the because of the moderates? Give me your reason.

886
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: I've heard this before. I'm curious about your reason. Yes,

887
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: it's because people will not vote for him. We will

888
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 1: not win. Thank you, Jean, appreciate it. I was just curious.

889
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:33,040
Speaker 1: I've heard this before. I get different answers. I've heard

890
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:38,799
Speaker 1: this before. I I will tell you though. I had

891
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:42,839
Speaker 1: a conversation earlier today with my Mom called my mom

892
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,400
Speaker 1: on the phone. Just check in see how she's doing. Fellas,

893
00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 1: call your mom. She wants to hear from you. Just

894
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 1: check in see moms doing real quick that Hey Mom,

895
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 1: I'm not dead. Life's going well. It's did I didn't

896
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 1: get myself killed today. Mom just wanted to give you

897
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 1: a heads up. But she brought up something that I

898
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Speaker 1: had brought up to you on a show a week

899
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 1: or two ago. And it feels like there might be

900
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 1: a shift towards something good right now in this country,

901
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: doesn't there doesn't it feel like everybody might be waking up.

902
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 1: I mean, Betsy Davos, I'm sure I'm saying her name wrong.

903
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,799
Speaker 1: I always say her name wrong, Betsy Davos. She had

904
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Speaker 1: this to say about Randy Winegarden, the head of the

905
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Speaker 1: National Teachers Union, and men it hit home of things

906
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 1: might be changing. He's someone who did more to make

907
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Speaker 1: the case for education freedom than anyone else over the

908
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Speaker 1: last eighteen months. It perhaps is a surprise suggestion none

909
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Speaker 1: other than Randy Winegarden. Granted it may be an unconventional choice,

910
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,279
Speaker 1: but I think my friend Randy may be the best

911
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 1: advocate the school choice movement has had in a long time.

912
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 1: Every time she's opened her mouth or shamelessly strong apparently

913
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Speaker 1: it's de Vos. I'm gonna stick with Davos. I actually

914
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Speaker 1: like mine. Is it Davos? Chris? Is it DeVos? That's

915
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Speaker 1: a dumb way to say it. I'm not saying it

916
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Speaker 1: that way at all. I'm gonna say I'm gonna call

917
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Speaker 1: her Davos anyway, back to what I was in all seriousness,

918
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 1: if parents all we need is to parents. If parents

919
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 1: are getting awake and engaged and angry, and then they're

920
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 1: going to translate that into political involvement, and more than

921
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:24,880
Speaker 1: political involvement, political involvement at a local level. Remember, the

922
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Speaker 1: federal government may be lost completely, but even if it's not,

923
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 1: we've got a mountain to climb there. If people are

924
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 1: going to start realizing politics is local and you should

925
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:37,320
Speaker 1: be taking back your school board and your city council

926
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Speaker 1: and your sheriff's office and your DA. You take that

927
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 1: stuff back first, then all the rest of it falls

928
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 1: into place. When people realize that, and it seems like

929
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 1: they might be we might be on we might be

930
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Speaker 1: on the tusp of a change of a change of direction.

931
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Speaker 1: About that, all right, Mark Meadows, Trump chief of staff.

932
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask him about what Jean just said and

933
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:12,960
Speaker 1: some other stuff next. Hang on, it is the Jesse

934
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. And if we're playing music that bad to

935
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 1: introduce our next guest, that can only mean he declined

936
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,440
Speaker 1: to choose his own song, a mistake I am sure

937
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 1: he will not be making again. Joining me now author

938
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Speaker 1: of the new book, I would recommend the chiefs chief,

939
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 1: former congressman, former Trump chief of staff, Mark Meadows. Look, Congressman,

940
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Speaker 1: you're the one who didn't pick the song. That's not

941
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Speaker 1: on me. I could have picked bad to the Bone,

942
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Speaker 1: and that's what I should have picked. But you know

943
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Speaker 1: I won't do it ever again. But I should have

944
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: been forewarned. You should have been you know what. That's

945
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Speaker 1: probably on us at this point in time. All right,

946
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Speaker 1: let let me let me ask you this right off

947
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Speaker 1: the bat, because we just had we've had a lot

948
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Speaker 1: of talk on the show recently, just from the listeners

949
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Speaker 1: about Donald Trump and Rhnda Santis and what's their relationship

950
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 1: and what about a Trump Descantis superticket, And I say

951
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 1: no to that. I say those are probably two alpha

952
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Speaker 1: males who may not mix that well together. But you're

953
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Speaker 1: the one who knows him, I don't tell me. Yeah,

954
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Speaker 1: I know, I'm both real. Well, actually I'm in the

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Speaker 1: in the great state of Florida. Had a meeting with

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Speaker 1: President Trump this afternoon, and uh, and candidly, you know,

957
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Speaker 1: if the President decides to to run, which if I

958
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 1: were a betting man, I would go all in on that,

959
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily see a Trump Desantist ticket. You know,

960
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: he hasn't made a decision yet. I know Governor DeSantis

961
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:51,479
Speaker 1: is all about running for reelection. You know, I've talked

962
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 1: to him about that. I've talked to both of them.

963
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 1: But candidly, having those discussions about a running mate, I

964
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Speaker 1: think that's more of a dream ticket by a lot

965
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:04,520
Speaker 1: of people that are calling in because they see that

966
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,640
Speaker 1: Governor Desantists is running the state of Florida in a

967
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 1: great manner. But listen, it was Donald Trump who did

968
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 1: it first and who actually led the way and said,

969
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 1: you know, if you do what you were elected to do,

970
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:21,880
Speaker 1: keep those campaign promises, it'll make a big difference. Mark.

971
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Speaker 1: People have leveled this criticism at the President Trump, and

972
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 1: to be honest, as everyone knows, I was a fan,

973
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: but I've leveled the same criticism several times on my show.

974
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 1: The personnel decisions obviously yourself excluded, and they were I

975
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 1: realized there were some gems in there, but I mean,

976
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 1: I'm a Rosa in the White House not getting rid

977
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:46,080
Speaker 1: of doctor Fauci. Trump fans not haters. Everyone knows a

978
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 1: haters hate everything about him. But Trump fans they bring

979
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 1: that up a lot. As man, how can we trust

980
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 1: him to do that again or to not do that again?

981
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 1: I should say, what say you? Oh, let me speak

982
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 1: directly to that, because I and speak from really having

983
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:06,200
Speaker 1: a candid conversation with the president, I believe that you

984
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 1: need to be quick to fire and slow to hire.

985
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 1: And honestly, what happened was is that there were a

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01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 1: whole lot of people early on, early on in the

987
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:18,600
Speaker 1: administration where you had a billionaire coming out of a

988
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 1: real estate background, believing some of the people that were

989
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 1: his friends saying hire this one, hire that one. I

990
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 1: can tell you, we had a full list, had worked

991
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 1: with Johnny McEntee, and we had a full list of

992
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 1: not only the resignations that we were going to ask

993
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 1: for on November the fourth, but certainly reorganization. And President

994
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:44,080
Speaker 1: Trump said this to me at the end he's smart.

995
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 1: I wish we knew then what we know now, and

996
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 1: it is key people or policy. And quite frankly, he

997
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 1: was getting beat up from some on his own team.

998
01:00:56,280 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 1: So the criticism is probably more from setting it up

999
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 1: the wrong way. But you can't make that same a

1000
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 1: twist take twice, and Donald Trump or whomever hopefully won't.

1001
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 1: I'll be there to hopefully give some advice to our

1002
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 1: next Republican nominee, who I think it'll be, Donald Trump

1003
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 1: speaking with former Trump chief of Staff and Congressman Mark

1004
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 1: Meadows Congressman. And let me ask you this. The Joe

1005
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: Biden administration, now I look at it and what I

1006
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 1: see is intentional destruction. But you know the workings of Washington.

1007
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 1: Is it just stupidity? Is it just misguided? I mean,

1008
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:37,600
Speaker 1: how could I get getting one issue wrong, but to

1009
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:40,960
Speaker 1: get every single thing wrong and double down constantly on

1010
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 1: everything that's not working. How am I an American citizens

1011
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 1: supposed to take that any other way as being intentional?

1012
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:52,160
Speaker 1: It is intentional, Jesse, and I highlight that some in

1013
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: the Chiefs Chief where we talk about this Afghanistan debacle,

1014
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 1: it was a deliberate decision that could have been avoided

1015
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:03,680
Speaker 1: was avoided under Donald Trump, and yet thirteen Americans pay

1016
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:08,000
Speaker 1: the ultimate price for not only doing it wrong, but

1017
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 1: having better advice than ignoring it. And here's what we see.

1018
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 1: Whether it's at the border, or inflation, the economy, you

1019
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 1: name it, they're getting all kinds of great advice. And

1020
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 1: what we have is somebody in the Oval Office right

1021
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 1: now under Joe Biden that just doesn't make a decision.

1022
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 1: And this is not a fine wine. It doesn't improve

1023
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 1: with time. And we're seeing that each and every day,

1024
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 1: and sadly we're paying for it, some of us at

1025
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 1: the pump us at the grocery store, but many times

1026
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:40,480
Speaker 1: we're paying for it with a really an economy that

1027
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 1: will not turn around quickly if they don't start following

1028
01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 1: some different advice, you know, in the next week or so.

1029
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 1: Why did Donald Trump's foreign policy work so well? I've

1030
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 1: brought it up a million times. It was probably my

1031
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 1: favorite part of his presidency. I still can't make sense

1032
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 1: of how, I mean, he was an outsider and yet

1033
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 1: seem to just nail foreign policy decision after foreign policy decision.

1034
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:07,720
Speaker 1: Why he did? He did? Jesse. But there was two

1035
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:10,480
Speaker 1: reasons for that. One is is he came in. It

1036
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Speaker 1: was his weakest point. If everybody went with candidate Donald Trump,

1037
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Speaker 1: you know, they weren't saying, well, this is a guy

1038
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,200
Speaker 1: that's going to have the foreign policy right. But he

1039
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 1: was willing to do the unconventional and whether it was

1040
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 1: with China or Russia or Germany, he was willing to

1041
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 1: stand on behalf the American people. You know, he's the

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Speaker 1: only guy, the only guy that got NATO to actually

1043
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:40,160
Speaker 1: pay more money after president of both parties failed to

1044
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Speaker 1: do so. And in Afghanistan towards the end, we actually

1045
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 1: had more NATO troops on the ground than we did

1046
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:49,680
Speaker 1: US troops. Never in the history of our country has

1047
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Speaker 1: that happened. But he was willing to call a spade

1048
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Speaker 1: a shovel, and quite frankly, I was in the oval

1049
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:58,840
Speaker 1: many times when he told these leaders he says, I

1050
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:01,920
Speaker 1: can't do that. You know, that's not America first. And

1051
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Speaker 1: it was regardless of the political outcome, he was willing

1052
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Speaker 1: to stand tall. His book is The Chiefs Chief. He

1053
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Speaker 1: is Mark Meadows obviously one of my favorites. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much, Congressman. I'd appreciate you coming on. It's great

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Speaker 1: to be with you. Thanks. Take care of Jesse. We'll

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Speaker 1: talk to you soon. Balck to you soon. Good Man

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01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:26,440
Speaker 1: right there, and I know Mac and T two. Yeah. Look,

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Speaker 1: those are my questions. I have those same questions you have.

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01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 1: Trump fan. If he's gonna run again, he's gonna win, Well,

1060
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:35,320
Speaker 1: I should say, I assume he's going to win. He's

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01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:39,080
Speaker 1: gonna be the nominee. My question, my concern is the

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01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:42,439
Speaker 1: personnel decisions. I'm worried about it. I think it's fair

1063
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,480
Speaker 1: to be worried about it. I'm not going to stop

1064
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,680
Speaker 1: asking about it. It's just it's something that's on my mind.

1065
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 1: Because remember what we talked about earlier. The next president

1066
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:53,120
Speaker 1: is going to have to go in and not hire

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01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:58,440
Speaker 1: a cabinet secretary here, maybe a promotion here. The next president,

1068
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,960
Speaker 1: unless he wants to be shackled the way Trump was,

1069
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 1: is going to have to walk in like Genghis freaking

1070
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 1: Khan and carve through the federal government. That is not

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01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 1: going to be popular at all. Now, allergies suck, you know.

1072
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:20,640
Speaker 1: I used to go through clear eyes or vizine or whatever, eyedrops.

1073
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 1: There were nothing against those things, you know. I used

1074
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:25,120
Speaker 1: to go through them all the time. I would have

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01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 1: to have a bottle at work, a bottle in my car,

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01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,800
Speaker 1: and a bottle at the house because my allergies would

1077
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:33,840
Speaker 1: get so bad. You know, I don't have any allergies anymore.

1078
01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:36,320
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I take that back. If I'm away from

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01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:39,640
Speaker 1: home for two days, my allergies will start flaring back up.

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01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 1: Why what's so magical about your home, Jesse? I have

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01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 1: an Eden Pure Thunderstorm in three different rooms of my house.

1082
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,160
Speaker 1: I have it in my living room, I have it

1083
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,360
Speaker 1: in the bedroom. We have it in the kitchen area

1084
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:53,720
Speaker 1: because those are the three places I spend all of

1085
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:57,680
Speaker 1: my time. It's not like other air purifiers. There's no

1086
01:05:57,720 --> 01:06:02,120
Speaker 1: filter you have to replace. Doesn't just cover up smells

1087
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:07,520
Speaker 1: in the air. It actually cleans your air with special technology.

1088
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:09,720
Speaker 1: They call it a thunderstorm because it works the way

1089
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,160
Speaker 1: nature does after a thunderstorm. That's why your house will

1090
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:15,800
Speaker 1: smell so amazing. And right now they're selling three packs

1091
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:18,480
Speaker 1: and you could save two hundred dollars on them. You

1092
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:21,640
Speaker 1: have to go to Eden Pure deals dot com used

1093
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:25,520
Speaker 1: to code Jesse and the number three Eden Pure deals

1094
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:29,480
Speaker 1: dot com code Jesse three. Get a three pack of

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01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:33,360
Speaker 1: these things for under two hundred bucks. Go now is

1096
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:39,200
Speaker 1: he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think? So? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show. It all right,

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01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:56,400
Speaker 1: it is time. It is time for a story that

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01:06:56,600 --> 01:07:00,040
Speaker 1: it got brought up yesterday. I didn't have time. I

1100
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:05,200
Speaker 1: aim to properly tell the story. So let's go ahead

1101
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:08,200
Speaker 1: and relive it. Because here's the truth of the matter.

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01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:14,520
Speaker 1: You are listening to me, so you're probably a bad

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01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:19,200
Speaker 1: person who takes pleasure in my pain. I've discovered this.

1104
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:23,040
Speaker 1: I've discovered this. If something terrible happens to me, it's

1105
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:27,800
Speaker 1: something you love. So, without further ado, here's the Hammocks

1106
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:31,600
Speaker 1: story I promised you yesterday because I saw this headline too.

1107
01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:36,800
Speaker 1: Man uses cobra as murder weapon to stage own death

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01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:43,120
Speaker 1: for five million dollars and life insurance. Okay, let's talk

1109
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:47,360
Speaker 1: about cobra's. Have you ever seen a cobra? Probably you

1110
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:50,160
Speaker 1: probably have in a zoo or something somewhere, some sort

1111
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:56,280
Speaker 1: of animal enclosure. You've seen a cobra, I will tell you. Then,

1112
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 1: look a little different out in the wild. You see

1113
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:03,760
Speaker 1: in the Marine corps. This is prior to Iraq and

1114
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:06,120
Speaker 1: prior to Afghanistan and all that, and so I don't

1115
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:08,120
Speaker 1: know if they still do these, but I think they

1116
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:11,760
Speaker 1: still do. You have a base if you're in the infantry.

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Speaker 1: I can't speak for how it works for guys who

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01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:15,200
Speaker 1: weren't in the infantry, but if you're in the infantry,

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01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:18,440
Speaker 1: you have a base, an American base where you're assigned

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Speaker 1: most of the time. That's Camp Le June in North

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01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:26,960
Speaker 1: Carolina or Camp Pendleton in San Diego. But but there's

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01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:31,880
Speaker 1: another major one, and this is if you've made God really,

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01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:36,240
Speaker 1: really really angry with you. If you have, he'll put

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Speaker 1: you in twenty nine palms, California. Sounds nice, doesn't it.

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Speaker 1: I certainly thought it did. When I was given my assignment.

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01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:45,400
Speaker 1: I was in School of Infantry. It's the school you

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01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:50,080
Speaker 1: go to after boot camp and they're handing out everyone's assignments,

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Speaker 1: and I found out I was going to twenty nine Palms. Well,

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01:08:52,439 --> 01:08:54,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I grew up in Ohio and Montana. We

1130
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,000
Speaker 1: were a little short on palm trees in those places.

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01:08:57,040 --> 01:09:00,880
Speaker 1: I thought, well, that sounds nice and tropical. Bet I

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01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:02,960
Speaker 1: bet there are chicks there who will bring us drinks

1133
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:07,240
Speaker 1: in the little coconuts and stuff. But I should have

1134
01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:14,160
Speaker 1: known when all of our sadistic instructure instructors were snickering

1135
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:17,160
Speaker 1: as they gave us our base assignment. You see twenty

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01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:21,800
Speaker 1: nine Palms, California. It's a base that is right in

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Speaker 1: the middle of the Mojave Desert. It is gigantic land

1138
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:31,800
Speaker 1: mass wise, it is a terrible, terrible place. They sell

1139
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:36,160
Speaker 1: t shirts there that say twenty nine Palms. I'm gonna

1140
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:39,080
Speaker 1: forget the exact numbers, but I think it's twenty miles

1141
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 1: for twenty miles from water, two miles from hell. It's

1142
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,759
Speaker 1: a really not pleasant place. We would go do field

1143
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:49,400
Speaker 1: ops out there for one hundred and twenty degrees. Well,

1144
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:53,640
Speaker 1: the military does do some things well, and one of

1145
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:56,959
Speaker 1: those things they've learned over the years is they understand

1146
01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:01,320
Speaker 1: you need to have some base of knowledge of different

1147
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:06,320
Speaker 1: kinds of warfare because different environments present completely different challenges

1148
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:09,720
Speaker 1: depending on where you are. There are certain things you

1149
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:12,519
Speaker 1: have to take precautions for when you're in the desert.

1150
01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:15,799
Speaker 1: There are certain things you have to learn and figure

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01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:18,040
Speaker 1: out when you're in the mountains. They would send us

1152
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:24,080
Speaker 1: to the mountains. We do mountain warfare training and jungle Now.

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01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:27,160
Speaker 1: We had a Vietnam veteran right in yesterday and he

1154
01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 1: was asking the difference between desert and jungle and which

1155
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,840
Speaker 1: was worse, And I said, and I mean this, there

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01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:35,320
Speaker 1: is no comparison. Jungle is the worst place on the planet.

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01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:39,840
Speaker 1: They sent us over to okahnowed Japanda, to a six

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01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:43,360
Speaker 1: month deployment. Again, this is prior to war. And while

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01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:47,360
Speaker 1: you're there, you bounce around to different locations to get

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01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:51,280
Speaker 1: different samplings of training here and training there. And no,

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Speaker 1: after you trained somewhere a few weeks or a month,

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01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:56,720
Speaker 1: you're not an expert in that environment, not at all.

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01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:59,240
Speaker 1: It takes years and years and years to build up expertise.

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01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:02,719
Speaker 1: But you you have some base of knowledge. Right. So

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01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:04,840
Speaker 1: if I go train in the jungle for a month

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01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:08,000
Speaker 1: and then I come back home, and why am someone

1167
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,960
Speaker 1: fired up out of the war in Vietnam. We're going

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01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,960
Speaker 1: back boys, when I get there, I'll at least have

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01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:17,160
Speaker 1: some base of knowledge for how I'm doing this. Now,

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01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:20,479
Speaker 1: this is what happened to us in Thailand. We were

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01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:24,639
Speaker 1: in Okinawa, that's in Japan, and they picked up my unit,

1172
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:26,080
Speaker 1: well then pick us up. We had to go get

1173
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:28,599
Speaker 1: on some crappy boat. That's another story for another day.

1174
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:30,040
Speaker 1: But we got to get on this boat where we

1175
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:32,559
Speaker 1: almost died. Everyone vomited except me. It's a long story,

1176
01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:35,559
Speaker 1: but we take this horrible boat through this terrible storm

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01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:37,840
Speaker 1: I think it was officially a tropical storm, and we

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Speaker 1: take it all the way to Thailand. Thailand is hell?

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01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:46,960
Speaker 1: Is that fair? I would say? If Thailand is hell,

1180
01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:51,000
Speaker 1: Thailand is a terrible place, and I mean terrible place.

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01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:54,760
Speaker 1: I've tried to explain this to people before. It is

1182
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:57,800
Speaker 1: just a really depraved place. It was very odd for

1183
01:11:57,880 --> 01:12:00,040
Speaker 1: me they still have all these or at least I

1184
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:02,759
Speaker 1: was sad they had all these murals up to their king,

1185
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:05,840
Speaker 1: almost like he's a god. A lot of the people

1186
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:12,280
Speaker 1: live in terrible poverty there. The abuse of women and

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01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:18,760
Speaker 1: kids on an industrial scale there. It is. It's like

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01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:21,200
Speaker 1: something you'd see in the movies. All Right, it's really bad.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to go into any more detail because

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01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:25,840
Speaker 1: this is a family show. Now. Granted, we had fun

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01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:28,360
Speaker 1: there and it was certainly interesting, and the beer was cheap.

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01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:32,080
Speaker 1: You can ride an elephant if you'd like, but it's

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01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:34,160
Speaker 1: it's not a place I would recommend to put on

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01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:38,400
Speaker 1: your vacation list. Setting that aside, we get to our

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01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:42,120
Speaker 1: base over there and we start what's called cobra gold.

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01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:43,519
Speaker 1: I don't know if they still do it. I think

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01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:47,639
Speaker 1: they do. It's an extended training program for infantry marines,

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01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:50,200
Speaker 1: so they learn how to fight in the jungle, and

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01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:53,040
Speaker 1: you start learning right away, right when you get to Thailand.

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01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:55,840
Speaker 1: The jungle is a little different. And all this is

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01:12:55,840 --> 01:12:57,960
Speaker 1: going to come into play with my story. And when

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01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:02,559
Speaker 1: I say different, I mean just the wildlife alone make

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01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:06,719
Speaker 1: everything miserable. Right right now, right now, you're probably there's

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01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:09,120
Speaker 1: a good chance you're hearing the sound of my voice

1205
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:13,120
Speaker 1: and you're indoors somewhere. You're probably indoors. You're in your

1206
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:16,920
Speaker 1: car on the way home, you're at home, making making

1207
01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:21,320
Speaker 1: food for the fam, listening on a podcast. You're probably inside,

1208
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:23,800
Speaker 1: although I know people do listen outside when they're running

1209
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:27,880
Speaker 1: or working outside or whatnot. But if you're inside, or

1210
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:29,559
Speaker 1: if you're in an environment like I am right now,

1211
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:34,280
Speaker 1: I'm inside a radio studio. Whenever you're not having bugs

1212
01:13:34,439 --> 01:13:39,040
Speaker 1: land on you and bite you and sting you and

1213
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:41,960
Speaker 1: leave itching things on you, whenever you're not in that situation,

1214
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:48,880
Speaker 1: you forget almost instantly how miserable that situation is. And mosquitos,

1215
01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:51,160
Speaker 1: in particular, flies are bad enough. I'll tell you the

1216
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:53,839
Speaker 1: fly stories another day from Iraq, but this is Thailand.

1217
01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:57,680
Speaker 1: Mosquitos in particular, because not only do they land on you,

1218
01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:00,720
Speaker 1: they leave. Obviously mosquito bites. Don't need to explain to

1219
01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:03,040
Speaker 1: you what a mosquito bite is. Well, we get to

1220
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:05,599
Speaker 1: Thailand and we have this really run down base. Again,

1221
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:07,400
Speaker 1: it's the Marine Corps, not the Air Force. It's not

1222
01:14:07,439 --> 01:14:09,920
Speaker 1: a very nice environment, but it's fine. It's marines. It's

1223
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:13,280
Speaker 1: way it's supposed to be. And part of this base

1224
01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:18,360
Speaker 1: where we are is they gave us cots and I'm

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01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:25,599
Speaker 1: six foot eight. The cots are maybe five ten maybe

1226
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:28,680
Speaker 1: five ten. It's not like they're comfortable anyway. They're just

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01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:32,080
Speaker 1: off the ground, but they're short. And on top of

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01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:35,800
Speaker 1: the cots they had this mosquito netting. It just kind

1229
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:38,360
Speaker 1: of dropped down like a pyramid, like like you picked

1230
01:14:38,439 --> 01:14:41,800
Speaker 1: up a mountain made of mosquito netting and set it

1231
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:45,759
Speaker 1: down over the cots. Well, I remember my very first

1232
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:49,120
Speaker 1: night when we got there, getting my first introduction to

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01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:53,040
Speaker 1: what Thailand and the Thailand jungle was going to be. Like.

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01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:56,000
Speaker 1: You see, as we're getting ready to crash out, we're

1235
01:14:56,000 --> 01:15:00,200
Speaker 1: getting ready to rack out, you're keeping it quiet, geting

1236
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:04,000
Speaker 1: ready to crawl into bed. But as you're taking off

1237
01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:06,320
Speaker 1: your clothes, you're sitting on your cot and you're taking

1238
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:08,519
Speaker 1: off your clothes and you're just setting things on the

1239
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:10,519
Speaker 1: floor and getting things laid out the way they're supposed

1240
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:12,559
Speaker 1: to be. It's a marine corps, ain't your college dorm room.

1241
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:15,759
Speaker 1: You don't just chuck stuff on the floor. It's dark,

1242
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:19,760
Speaker 1: and yet you keep getting this right by your ear,

1243
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:22,920
Speaker 1: and you know they're mosquitos, And you know any part

1244
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:25,599
Speaker 1: of your body that isn't covered you can't see right now,

1245
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:29,000
Speaker 1: probably is getting attacked by mosquitoes. So you have to

1246
01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:32,280
Speaker 1: scramble and you have to get under those covers. Hang on,

1247
01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:45,879
Speaker 1: I'll finish in a second, said Jesse Kelly's show. Final

1248
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,760
Speaker 1: hour of The Jesse Kelly's Show. I told you I

1249
01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:51,160
Speaker 1: had a hammock story today, and don't worry, We're gonna

1250
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:55,160
Speaker 1: get back to you. Know. I have one of the

1251
01:15:55,200 --> 01:16:00,840
Speaker 1: most revealing stories ever about how truly disgusted the American

1252
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:05,439
Speaker 1: media is, and I mean really, really bad. I'm gonna

1253
01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:06,680
Speaker 1: get to that as soon as I'm done with the

1254
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:10,920
Speaker 1: Hammock story. So just hang with me for a second. Now.

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01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:14,280
Speaker 1: It's Night number one in Thailand for anyone who missed it.

1256
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,840
Speaker 1: I'm in the Marine Corps. I get deployed to Okahnawa

1257
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:19,160
Speaker 1: for six months. They take us over to Thailand to

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01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:22,800
Speaker 1: do jungle warfare training. It's now night number one and

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01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:25,040
Speaker 1: we're just at like our base in Thailand. We're not

1260
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:26,600
Speaker 1: out in the field. Where at our base, which is

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01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:30,280
Speaker 1: admittedly not very fancy, but it's there. They give us

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01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:32,840
Speaker 1: cots to sleep on a mosquito netting over us. But

1263
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:35,960
Speaker 1: I'm six foot eight. The cot is too short. The

1264
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:39,719
Speaker 1: mosquito netting hugs the side of the cot. I crawl

1265
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:43,880
Speaker 1: inside my cot, I rack out for the night. I

1266
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:47,280
Speaker 1: wake up in the morning and it looks like what

1267
01:16:47,479 --> 01:16:50,839
Speaker 1: is the best way to describe my knee. My knee

1268
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:57,000
Speaker 1: looks like a gigantic strawberry. You see. When I went

1269
01:16:57,040 --> 01:17:00,840
Speaker 1: to sleep that night, I act it because I was

1270
01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:03,720
Speaker 1: too big for the cop had shifted my knee so

1271
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:07,360
Speaker 1: it touched the mosquito netting. Well, mosquito netting has a

1272
01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:09,800
Speaker 1: bunch of holes in it so you don't suffocate to death.

1273
01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:13,920
Speaker 1: The mosquitoes simply landed on the mosquito netting and spend

1274
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:17,920
Speaker 1: all night feasting on my knee. There's no way to

1275
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:22,000
Speaker 1: count them. I would guess there were one hundred two

1276
01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:24,720
Speaker 1: hundred mosquito bites on my knee. But that was my

1277
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:28,760
Speaker 1: first introduction to Thailand. Now let's fast forward to get

1278
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:31,280
Speaker 1: to the Hammock part of the story. We go to

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01:17:31,320 --> 01:17:34,240
Speaker 1: all this training over there and shooting and all kinds

1280
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:39,120
Speaker 1: of stuff. But one thing they're definitely training you on

1281
01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:42,160
Speaker 1: along the way over there is the various dangers of

1282
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:46,040
Speaker 1: the jungle. Not just dehydration and disease and things like that,

1283
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:51,760
Speaker 1: they're training you on wild animals, tobras. We actually have

1284
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:54,080
Speaker 1: to go through a ceremony over there with the time

1285
01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:56,519
Speaker 1: Marines where you sit there and you watch one of

1286
01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:59,400
Speaker 1: them fight at cobra and then he takes to cobra

1287
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:01,240
Speaker 1: and he chops head off. All this happens right in

1288
01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:03,679
Speaker 1: front of you. And then they take the cobra's blood

1289
01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:07,519
Speaker 1: and they squirt it in this disgusting tie liquid or

1290
01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:10,840
Speaker 1: tie liquor, some brutal alcohol, and they pass it around

1291
01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:14,240
Speaker 1: and everyone's supposed to drink the cobra cobra blood and liquor.

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01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:17,439
Speaker 1: It's really bad. It's really gross. You see what I'm

1293
01:18:17,479 --> 01:18:19,160
Speaker 1: doing right now, there's a bunch of moms that are

1294
01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:21,400
Speaker 1: banning their son from joining the Marine Corps. Read about

1295
01:18:21,439 --> 01:18:25,240
Speaker 1: this time. But anyway, anyway, they're teaching you about the

1296
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:29,320
Speaker 1: wild animals, not just cobra's stick bugs and spiders as

1297
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:31,360
Speaker 1: big as my hands, and I got big hands, and

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01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:37,320
Speaker 1: it'll be all kinds of creepy stuff. Now, when we're

1299
01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:40,280
Speaker 1: getting ready to go for our final exercise, you get

1300
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:42,439
Speaker 1: this a lot in the Marine Corps. This happened in

1301
01:18:42,439 --> 01:18:45,639
Speaker 1: boot camp. Every other training cycle they try to put

1302
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:48,360
Speaker 1: together some big grand finale where you have to put

1303
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:51,879
Speaker 1: together all the training you've learned and go, go, go perform.

1304
01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:56,439
Speaker 1: So what better way to figure out, you know how

1305
01:18:56,479 --> 01:19:00,519
Speaker 1: well your juggle training went, Then let's take the entire

1306
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:04,639
Speaker 1: unit and let's send them into the jungle for days

1307
01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:06,960
Speaker 1: and days and days. I think this was four or

1308
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:09,880
Speaker 1: five days, and I may have that wrong, because someone's

1309
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:11,640
Speaker 1: gonna email me and correct me. I'm guessing on that.

1310
01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:14,120
Speaker 1: I want to say it was forty or fifty miles

1311
01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:18,400
Speaker 1: over four or five days. And you simply throw a

1312
01:19:18,439 --> 01:19:21,960
Speaker 1: pack on your back in your weapon and you go

1313
01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:25,240
Speaker 1: walking into the triple canopy jungle and you have people

1314
01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:28,240
Speaker 1: and you're with a machette. People are hacking their way

1315
01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:31,800
Speaker 1: through it, and you're sleeping in the jungle, walking through

1316
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:36,160
Speaker 1: the jungle, living in the jungle. Well, they had to

1317
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:39,280
Speaker 1: give us hammocks because you don't sleep on the ground

1318
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:41,280
Speaker 1: in the jungle. They didn't want you to anyway, because

1319
01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:44,280
Speaker 1: you'll die. Half the things in there are poisonous, so

1320
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:46,960
Speaker 1: they don't want you sleeping on the ground. They gave

1321
01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:50,240
Speaker 1: us hammocks. Not only are you giving a hammock, this

1322
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:52,880
Speaker 1: is not a hammock like you have in your backyard

1323
01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:56,040
Speaker 1: sipping on a lemonade somewhere you own at your spouse

1324
01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:59,520
Speaker 1: to bring in another No, this is not some gigantic

1325
01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:04,920
Speaker 1: white man thing. This is a sleeve, is the best

1326
01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:07,920
Speaker 1: way I can describe it. They're black, at least ones

1327
01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:11,640
Speaker 1: I had were. It's a big black sleeve. And you

1328
01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:14,640
Speaker 1: don't lay on top of it because again you'll be

1329
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:20,040
Speaker 1: eating alive. You have to slip inside of it. Right No, no,

1330
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:23,800
Speaker 1: don't make no kamala jokes. Right now, please, everybody grow up.

1331
01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:27,120
Speaker 1: You have to slip inside of the hammock. Now you

1332
01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:29,639
Speaker 1: remember what I just said about how I was too

1333
01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:32,439
Speaker 1: tall for the cop. Does that do that bring any bells.

1334
01:20:33,439 --> 01:20:36,400
Speaker 1: Let's fast forward to night number one. In the jungle,

1335
01:20:37,439 --> 01:20:40,800
Speaker 1: they teach us a lot about tying knots and making

1336
01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:42,680
Speaker 1: sure things are good to go. So we spend the

1337
01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:46,360
Speaker 1: first day and we're hiking through the jungle. Don't worry,

1338
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to this media being disgusting story in

1339
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:52,000
Speaker 1: a second. We hike through the jungle and it's getting

1340
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,920
Speaker 1: close to being time. We have to set up our

1341
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:56,639
Speaker 1: I'll just call it camp. That's what everyone's gonna understand,

1342
01:20:56,640 --> 01:20:57,840
Speaker 1: that we have to sit up camp for the night.

1343
01:20:57,840 --> 01:20:59,639
Speaker 1: It's just an area where we're all going to sleep

1344
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:02,960
Speaker 1: biv whack, but we're all going to sleep there and

1345
01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:05,000
Speaker 1: in the jungle. One of the things you learn about

1346
01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:08,519
Speaker 1: Triple Canopy Jungle is, well, why they call it triple

1347
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:11,599
Speaker 1: canopy Jungle. There seem to be a lot of different

1348
01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:14,679
Speaker 1: ceilings to it, and there's not a lot of light

1349
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:20,680
Speaker 1: that comes in in the daytime. At nighttime black and

1350
01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:25,080
Speaker 1: I mean it's midnight and you're a kid and you

1351
01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:28,400
Speaker 1: sneak into the closet of your room and close the door.

1352
01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:33,080
Speaker 1: That kind of black. People overuse this phrase. But can't

1353
01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:35,760
Speaker 1: see your hand in front of your face? Black, that's

1354
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:40,680
Speaker 1: how black it is. Though it's black, it's black, and

1355
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,599
Speaker 1: it's loud. It's not like the jungle is quiet during

1356
01:21:43,640 --> 01:21:46,040
Speaker 1: the day, but at night again, all the bugs and

1357
01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:49,559
Speaker 1: frogs and everything else comes out, so it's really really loud. Now,

1358
01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:52,040
Speaker 1: I don't mind sleeping in the loudness, but it does

1359
01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:54,320
Speaker 1: bring it home to you the first night you're there

1360
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:57,120
Speaker 1: and you're getting your camp set up. There are a

1361
01:21:57,160 --> 01:22:00,080
Speaker 1: lot of living things around here, and I mean a

1362
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:04,800
Speaker 1: lot of living things. Back to the hammock. Everyone scrambles.

1363
01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:07,400
Speaker 1: They find a couple of trees that are separated far

1364
01:22:07,520 --> 01:22:12,400
Speaker 1: enough apart, and everyone's scrambling. You can tell everyone's moving

1365
01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:15,320
Speaker 1: with a sense of urgency to get their hammock put up.

1366
01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:18,960
Speaker 1: We've been well informed of the dangers of the jungle,

1367
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:22,000
Speaker 1: of the creepy crawlers. We've seen several of them. Well,

1368
01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:26,799
Speaker 1: I mean centipedes. Oh let me look a foot at least.

1369
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:30,439
Speaker 1: I'm doing this in my mind, foot long centipedes. And

1370
01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:32,800
Speaker 1: I don't mean little thin things like the kinds you

1371
01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:37,880
Speaker 1: squash on your bathroom floor. I would say two inches

1372
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:40,639
Speaker 1: in diameter, two or three inches in diameter, fat things

1373
01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:43,400
Speaker 1: and if you grab them, and of course we would

1374
01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:46,280
Speaker 1: grab them. I mean with long instruments. Oh, Chris, Oh,

1375
01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:48,840
Speaker 1: Chris asked if they bite, Oh, they'll they'll stay in

1376
01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:51,120
Speaker 1: the daylights. How to you, buddy, Oh yeah, yeah, big time,

1377
01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:54,599
Speaker 1: big time everything. These things are all over the ground.

1378
01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:58,120
Speaker 1: Cobras have already passed in front of us on our trail.

1379
01:22:58,160 --> 01:23:01,839
Speaker 1: We've seen live cobras in the zwo in the wild.

1380
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:04,840
Speaker 1: We're okay, this all, all this stuff is out there.

1381
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:07,000
Speaker 1: We've seen the spiders I was talking about. It's like

1382
01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:09,920
Speaker 1: we're in Indiana Jones. You see, you'll be we'll be

1383
01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:13,280
Speaker 1: humping through the jungle and we've seen these gigantic spider

1384
01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:17,560
Speaker 1: webs gosh, six feet in diameter, five feet in a

1385
01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:20,599
Speaker 1: shuge and the spider is the size of my hand.

1386
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:23,839
Speaker 1: Shooge spiders just planted there in the middle, in colorful

1387
01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:26,120
Speaker 1: ones too, and you're like, oh wow, that thing murders people.

1388
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:29,840
Speaker 1: That thing eats, smoke, hits. So we've seen all this

1389
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:32,040
Speaker 1: after day one when I say we're moving with a

1390
01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:35,120
Speaker 1: sense of urgency to get the hammocks tied up and

1391
01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:38,960
Speaker 1: get off of that ground, We're moving with urgency. We've

1392
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,839
Speaker 1: all been picking leeches off ourselves all day. We understand

1393
01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:47,560
Speaker 1: where we are. Well, I get first watch. The firewatch

1394
01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:51,639
Speaker 1: is what we called it in the Marine Corps. There's always, always, always,

1395
01:23:51,680 --> 01:23:55,040
Speaker 1: no matter what, there's always somebody up. I mean they

1396
01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:57,559
Speaker 1: even make you do it. In peacetime. There is always

1397
01:23:57,600 --> 01:24:00,240
Speaker 1: somebody awake, just so you get used to it. Nobody

1398
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:02,160
Speaker 1: ever did, oh, let's everyone go to sleep. No, no,

1399
01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:05,160
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, sumone up at all times. I got

1400
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:08,840
Speaker 1: first watch, which sounds terrible, but it wasn't the end

1401
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:11,240
Speaker 1: of the world because that meant most of my watch

1402
01:24:11,320 --> 01:24:13,360
Speaker 1: was still with at least a little bit of light

1403
01:24:13,439 --> 01:24:15,599
Speaker 1: that was left. It was fading quickly, but it gave

1404
01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:18,200
Speaker 1: me a little extra time. I'm on watch, but make

1405
01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:22,040
Speaker 1: sure my hammock's really improved and really really solidly in here.

1406
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:26,920
Speaker 1: And then finally my watch is up, and as you

1407
01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:29,880
Speaker 1: can imagine by now, it's that black. We were just

1408
01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:34,599
Speaker 1: talking about jet black. No problem. You have to strip

1409
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:36,720
Speaker 1: down at night when you're in the jungle. It's one

1410
01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:38,679
Speaker 1: of those things about being in the jungle. You must

1411
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:41,880
Speaker 1: strip down to just your underwear because you have to

1412
01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:44,599
Speaker 1: get your clothes spread out in a place where they

1413
01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:47,280
Speaker 1: can at least attempt to air out nothing. Ever, actually

1414
01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:50,080
Speaker 1: airs out there. Everything's wet and rotted all the time.

1415
01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:53,200
Speaker 1: Your skin eventually starts rotting and sin's awful. But you

1416
01:24:53,240 --> 01:24:55,000
Speaker 1: have to get You can't just sleep in your clothes.

1417
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:57,120
Speaker 1: It's not an option. I know you want to, you can't.

1418
01:24:57,120 --> 01:24:59,439
Speaker 1: Plus you're soaking wet with sweat and rain. It's terrible

1419
01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:03,280
Speaker 1: to I get my clothes off, and you know you

1420
01:25:03,280 --> 01:25:04,800
Speaker 1: want to do it, and you're doing that thing. It's

1421
01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:07,120
Speaker 1: exactly like you'd imagine. I have all my clothes off,

1422
01:25:07,280 --> 01:25:09,920
Speaker 1: really except for my boots. I still have my socks

1423
01:25:09,920 --> 01:25:11,960
Speaker 1: and my boots on because the last thing that comes

1424
01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:15,120
Speaker 1: off the ground's gonna be my feet. Boom. I pulled

1425
01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:17,479
Speaker 1: my feet out of my boots, get my socks off,

1426
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:21,000
Speaker 1: and I slip inside of the hammock. The hammock I

1427
01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:25,519
Speaker 1: have tied very very very solidly to the tree. I

1428
01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:28,600
Speaker 1: slip down to the hammock, and all is fine for

1429
01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:33,679
Speaker 1: a moment, No big deal. I'm I'm a bit cramped though.

1430
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:37,559
Speaker 1: You see, not only was the hammock too small, like

1431
01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:39,280
Speaker 1: if you just laid it out on the ground, the

1432
01:25:39,360 --> 01:25:44,519
Speaker 1: hammock is probably maybe six foot end to end. But

1433
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,880
Speaker 1: bear in mind, this is not a flat bench. This

1434
01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:50,760
Speaker 1: is not a mattress. It's tied between trees, so it

1435
01:25:50,960 --> 01:25:53,800
Speaker 1: dips when you get down into it. So I'm not

1436
01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:57,040
Speaker 1: even taking full advantage of the maybe six feet I'm

1437
01:25:57,040 --> 01:26:02,040
Speaker 1: in a dip. And that's things went wrong. I'll explain

1438
01:26:02,040 --> 01:26:05,960
Speaker 1: it in a second. Oh God, on animal inside of me.

1439
01:26:06,960 --> 01:26:19,000
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It

1440
01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:22,960
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. And yes, I'm gonna get

1441
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:26,280
Speaker 1: to this. They really are the enemy of the people.

1442
01:26:26,439 --> 01:26:30,360
Speaker 1: I swear they really are the enemy of the people.

1443
01:26:30,400 --> 01:26:34,080
Speaker 1: The media is it is that bad. And you know

1444
01:26:34,120 --> 01:26:35,920
Speaker 1: before I'm going to get back to this hammock story

1445
01:26:35,960 --> 01:26:37,880
Speaker 1: here in just a second, I do want to play

1446
01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:39,559
Speaker 1: you this little clip though. I love I love the

1447
01:26:39,560 --> 01:26:43,040
Speaker 1: way these people talk. Good job, Joe. Thanksgiving is now

1448
01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:45,600
Speaker 1: less than a month away, and it's shaping up to

1449
01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:50,679
Speaker 1: be the most expensive meal in the history of the holiday. No,

1450
01:26:50,760 --> 01:26:53,799
Speaker 1: you wouldn't believe it. Consumer groups say almost every ingredient

1451
01:26:54,360 --> 01:26:58,519
Speaker 1: in a traditional American Thanksgiving, from the disposable aluminum roasting

1452
01:26:58,560 --> 01:27:01,559
Speaker 1: pan to the pumpkin pie, I will cost more. The

1453
01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:07,200
Speaker 1: supply chain crisis, trade policies, labor shortages, whether in inflation

1454
01:27:07,280 --> 01:27:10,800
Speaker 1: are all contributing to higher prices. Experts worn at the

1455
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:19,160
Speaker 1: biggest expense this year will be the Turkey. This is Look,

1456
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,800
Speaker 1: what can we do but laugh? And I don't mean

1457
01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:25,360
Speaker 1: to laugh because I understand what this means for so

1458
01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:28,360
Speaker 1: many people out there. But it's just as if. Doesn't

1459
01:27:28,360 --> 01:27:30,240
Speaker 1: it seem like this is why I'm telling a hammock story,

1460
01:27:30,280 --> 01:27:32,120
Speaker 1: which I'm gonna get right back to now. Does it

1461
01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:35,360
Speaker 1: seem like we're just getting waterboarded with bad news every day?

1462
01:27:35,520 --> 01:27:40,000
Speaker 1: Don't worry most expensive me however, Oh good, All right,

1463
01:27:40,040 --> 01:27:42,880
Speaker 1: back to my hammock story. Case you missed it, I'm

1464
01:27:42,880 --> 01:27:44,679
Speaker 1: not going to recap it for you. You can catch

1465
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:48,160
Speaker 1: the whole thing from the beginning at iHeart, Google, Spotify,

1466
01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:51,760
Speaker 1: and iTunes, and you can email the show Jesse at

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show dot com. I'm in Thailand. I'm in

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Speaker 1: the jungle. I'm in a hammock. Remember I'm not on

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Speaker 1: a hammock. I'm in hammock. And the hammock is too

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Speaker 1: short because they don't make hammocks, especially the Marine Corps

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Speaker 1: ones for six foot eight people. And the hammock is dipping. Now,

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Speaker 1: it's not dipping badly. I tied it upright, but it's

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Speaker 1: between two trees. It's tipping. And I don't know when

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Speaker 1: the last time you tried to sleep in the fetal position.

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Speaker 1: But the last time I slept with my knees up

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Speaker 1: by my ears was Oh, I don't know, right before

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Speaker 1: I was born. People don't sleep in that way, And

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Speaker 1: that was pretty much the position I was in after

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Speaker 1: a long day in Thailand. That was probably the portion

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Speaker 1: of the story where I was justifying what came next,

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Speaker 1: because I decided I needed to make an adjustment. I

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Speaker 1: couldn't sleep like that all night. I mean, my knees

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Speaker 1: aren't made of iron. I'm not Kamala Harris. I need

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Speaker 1: to move, so I chose to roll over and try

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Speaker 1: to stretch out my legs. I needed to get the

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Speaker 1: blood flowing and get my legs stretched out. I stretched

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Speaker 1: out my legs and it turns out there was too

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Speaker 1: much strain on the end of the hammock towards my feet.

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Speaker 1: And remember we're in the pitch black Thailand. Triple canopy

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Speaker 1: jungle boom, I mean it was loud. It sounded like

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Speaker 1: a balloon popping boom. That end of the hammock blows

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Speaker 1: out in the middle of this jungle, where there are

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Speaker 1: cobras and centipedes and spiders and stick bugs the size

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Speaker 1: of your arm. I'm all of a sudden in my underwear,

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Speaker 1: in my skivviies, laying on the ground. My head is

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Speaker 1: still up because it's still tied to the other part

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Speaker 1: of the hammock, but my bare legs and feet and

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Speaker 1: my butt are on the ground, and it's black out.

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Speaker 1: I scramble up. I am sadly, forgive me, Lord, Probably not,

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Speaker 1: Probably I was saying some things that you don't want

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Speaker 1: to say in front of your kids, as you can

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Speaker 1: imagine at this point in time, And to make matters worse,

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Speaker 1: I'm surrounded by a bunch of marines, infantry marines. Do

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Speaker 1: you think a bunch of infantry marines were responding with, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Jesse, how can I help you? Or do

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Speaker 1: you think they're responding the same way I would have

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Speaker 1: responded with, what an idiot? I hope you don't die, loser,

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Speaker 1: Good luck out there. You know how guys are, Well,

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Speaker 1: that's what they were yelling at me, which only makes

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Speaker 1: the anger worse, which is why they yell at you.

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Speaker 1: So I think to myself, because I still don't know

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Speaker 1: what's happening. All I know is I'm standing in probably

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Speaker 1: a dangerous place right now. I'm barefooted in the jungle

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Speaker 1: at night. I stand up and think, Okay, clearly the

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Speaker 1: rope broke or maybe a not untied. Not the end

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Speaker 1: of the world. I'm okay with knots, or at least

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Speaker 1: I was. I probably couldn't. I want to save my

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Speaker 1: life now, but I was good with ropes. I'll just

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Speaker 1: simply get this rope retied up and get back in.

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Speaker 1: I pick up the hammock. And what's the best way

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Speaker 1: I can describe this picture of cannoli. You know what

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Speaker 1: a cannoli is where they squirt the cream on the

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Speaker 1: inside of the cannoli. I want you to picture the

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Speaker 1: hammock being the outside of the cannoli and the cream

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Speaker 1: being the rope that goes in between. That's how the

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Speaker 1: hammock was set up. It wasn't tied on the ends.

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Speaker 1: The rope flowed through like that. The rope did not break.

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Speaker 1: It was that portion of the hammock that broke. It

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Speaker 1: blew out. That's a long way of me saying there

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Speaker 1: was no way to retie it with the rope because

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Speaker 1: there was nothing to feed the rope through. It was

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Speaker 1: blown out in the dark with no light. I will

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Speaker 1: end this story now. Just know that I spent the

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Speaker 1: next I mean it felt like nineteen hours, but it

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Speaker 1: was probably ten minutes tying some weird not with the

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Speaker 1: frayed end of my hammock. So it would be something

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Speaker 1: that I could then tie the rope around that will

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Speaker 1: at least keep me off of the ground for the

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Speaker 1: rest of the night while I was standing in the

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Speaker 1: jungle in the night. I'm not going to break down

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Speaker 1: for you all of the things that I felt crawling

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Speaker 1: over my feet, over my toes. At one point, something

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Speaker 1: was crawling up my calf, which I reached back and

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Speaker 1: slapped away. I had no idea what it was. It

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Speaker 1: was like that scene in Indiana Jones where a chick

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Speaker 1: had to reach your hands through and all the bugs

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Speaker 1: are crawling through. That's what it was like for my legs.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's the last of my that's the last.

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Speaker 1: That is the last of my hammock ranting. I realized

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Speaker 1: that went on a little bit long, but look, I

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Speaker 1: had to relive it, so now you had to live

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Speaker 1: it too. Now back to this Thanksgiving thing. I want

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Speaker 1: you to do me a favor. I want you to

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Speaker 1: play that one more time about the most expensive holiday.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna play that for you in just a second.

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Speaker 1: But when I come back, i'm gonna play you that.

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Speaker 1: I'm also gonna do a little flashback to July and

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Speaker 1: how the Biden administration has how they've discussed these people.

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Speaker 1: When I say these people, I'm talking about people like you,

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Speaker 1: people who are normal who have to actually live in

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Speaker 1: this world and pay for goods and services. Hang on

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Speaker 1: a second, and let us let us go. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: do a quick, quick rewind, and then I'm gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about this media story and why they really are the

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Speaker 1: enemy of the people. Let's just rewind really quickly. Here MSNBC.

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Speaker 1: They had this to say about Thanksgiving, and when you

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Speaker 1: listen to this, I know it's just a media segment.

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Speaker 1: When you listen to this, maybe you're not in this situation.

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Speaker 1: Give a care, take a moment for all the people

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Speaker 1: out there who are in deep, deep, deep trouble right

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Speaker 1: now financially or barely getting by. And then you hear

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Speaker 1: this Thanksgiving is now less than a month away, and

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Speaker 1: it's shaping up to be the most expensive meal in

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Speaker 1: the history of the holiday. No, you wouldn't believe it.

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Speaker 1: Consumer groups say almost every ingredient in a traditional American Thanksgiving,

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Speaker 1: from the disposable aluminum roasting pan to the pumpkin pie,

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Speaker 1: will cost more. The supply chain crisis, trade policies, labor shortages,

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Speaker 1: whether in inflation, are all contributing to higher prices. Experts

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Speaker 1: worn at the biggest expense this year will be the

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Speaker 1: turkey ouch ouch. And what really hit me when I

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Speaker 1: was listening to that, think about how unbelievably toned deaf

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Speaker 1: these people have been when it comes to higher prices.

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Speaker 1: And again, remember I'm not going to go over all

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Speaker 1: three things like I do every single show, but one

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Speaker 1: of them is completely disconnected from reality. They all grew

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Speaker 1: up upper riddle class and off to universities, which are

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Speaker 1: the biggest bubble. And then government. I mean, you can't

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Speaker 1: even get fired. You think it'd be the biggest idiot

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Speaker 1: in the world and not get fired from the government.

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Speaker 1: And now they don't have any idea how real people live,

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Speaker 1: so when they're asked. This was Jen Saki back in July.

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Speaker 1: The Official White House account tweeted yesterday the cost of

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Speaker 1: a Fourth of July cookout is down sixteen cents from

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Speaker 1: last year sixteen cents. There has been a reduction in

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Speaker 1: some of the costs of key components of the Fourth

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Speaker 1: of July at Fourth of July barbecue. That was what

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Speaker 1: the tweet was noting. So does the Whitehouse think that

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Speaker 1: sixteen cents off of barbecue has more of an impact

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Speaker 1: onmkey those lives then gas being a dollar more This time,

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Speaker 1: I would say, if you don't like hot dogs, who

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Speaker 1: may not care of the reduction of costs, you don't

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Speaker 1: have to like hot dogs. They're gonna have to change

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Speaker 1: that tone. And they're not able to because they don't

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Speaker 1: get it either. They're still not having these meetings. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's get to the enemy of the People's stuff. I

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Speaker 1: have avoided this story like the plague, not because it's

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Speaker 1: not important. It is a very important story. It's a

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Speaker 1: very revealing story, but because, as you know, I do

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Speaker 1: do a show you can listen to with your kids,

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Speaker 1: and I always will. And remember that's not something I

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Speaker 1: do because I'm a good person. I'm a terrible person.

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Speaker 1: I do that because I have kids and I'm so

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Speaker 1: sick of having to turn off everything because everything's filth now.

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Speaker 1: And I'm very mindful of you listening with your children.

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Speaker 1: I know. I know you housewives listen when you when

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Speaker 1: you're making dinner. I get the emails. I know you

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Speaker 1: guys listen with the kids in the car. I know

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Speaker 1: you don't want to have to worry about me saying

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Speaker 1: something crashed. And I know that, and I always keep

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Speaker 1: that in mind. So I've avoided the story of the

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Speaker 1: underage girl being assaulted in Loudon County. Now, just a

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Speaker 1: quick recap for everybody who doesn't know Loudon County. That's

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Speaker 1: that county in Virginia that's all over the news for

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Speaker 1: all these school board things. The parents are showing up

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Speaker 1: at every meeting. They're screaming at these school boards. And

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01:37:30,240 --> 01:37:32,920
Speaker 1: yet the school board is going as full radical as

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01:37:32,920 --> 01:37:36,519
Speaker 1: you can imagine. And it's more than just COVID stuff,

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01:37:36,520 --> 01:37:40,640
Speaker 1: although they're really bad on that. I saw some pictures

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Speaker 1: today of books that are available for the students in

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Speaker 1: this school. Man. I don't even know how to say this.

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01:37:49,600 --> 01:37:52,920
Speaker 1: There there's a lot of I saw one was called

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Speaker 1: gender queer. I don't even know what that means, but

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of that kind of stuff. In there,

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Speaker 1: and I'll I'll just say again, I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: elaborate on any of this. There are pictures, There are

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Speaker 1: pictures in these books. They're so awful. We will not

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Speaker 1: be linking to them at my website. I will not

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01:38:11,760 --> 01:38:14,360
Speaker 1: be linking to them on Twitter or anything else you want.

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01:38:14,400 --> 01:38:16,679
Speaker 1: I mean, go see him yourself. They're just it's just

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01:38:16,880 --> 01:38:21,960
Speaker 1: revolting stuff. And so parents are freaking out, and that's

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01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:25,679
Speaker 1: bringing about a renewed focus on how how is one

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01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:31,320
Speaker 1: County this screwed up? Well, there was this apparently, from

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Speaker 1: what we understand, fourteen year old girl, and this fourteen

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Speaker 1: year old girl, we don't know the circumstances, but we

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Speaker 1: do think we know this. She was brutally, brutally assaulted

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom in school. And I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: go into any more detail. It's just awful. It's awful,

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01:38:56,560 --> 01:38:59,360
Speaker 1: beyond belief. You don't if you have a woman in

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Speaker 1: your life you care about, or maybe you are one,

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01:39:02,280 --> 01:39:05,280
Speaker 1: you're just the details of it are just it's a lot.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot, and I'm not going to say them

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Speaker 1: on the air. Just no, she was assaulted terribly in

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Speaker 1: this bathroom. They're digging into this now because apparently the

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Speaker 1: school board went after the father for trying to have

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Speaker 1: this reported, like like the school instead of digging into it,

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01:39:22,920 --> 01:39:26,480
Speaker 1: they turned and attacked apparents. It's just this really corrupt,

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01:39:26,920 --> 01:39:32,759
Speaker 1: awful situation. Now, that's the setup for this. This guy,

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Speaker 1: his name is Justin Jovinel. He works for the Washington Post.

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Speaker 1: He sent out something this morning essentially blaming the teenager,

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Speaker 1: saying the teen testified she met a classmate for consensual

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Speaker 1: blank in the girl's bathroom, but in May, and the

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Speaker 1: encounter was but in May she reported it was assault. Essentially,

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Speaker 1: the Washington Post, the second largest newspaper in the youth

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Speaker 1: United States of America, decided to blast away at a

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Speaker 1: fourteen I believe she's now fifteen year old girl who

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Speaker 1: was assaulted in ways that will haunt her the rest

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Speaker 1: of her life in the bathroom, and a reporter sat

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Speaker 1: down in the second biggest newspaper in the country and

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Speaker 1: thought of ways he could destroy this girl in order

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Speaker 1: to protect the school board of Loudon County. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to move away from this story, but I want everyone

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Speaker 1: to understand something. These communists when I say it's a

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Speaker 1: religion and they're committed. This is the kind of stuff

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Speaker 1: I mean. They will do anything to anyone in defense

1675
01:40:56,320 --> 01:41:00,280
Speaker 1: of their God. They will. They believe it all the way.

1676
01:41:00,280 --> 01:41:03,760
Speaker 1: And when I say things like America's communists are no

1677
01:41:03,880 --> 01:41:07,639
Speaker 1: different than communists have always been, I really I want

1678
01:41:07,680 --> 01:41:09,880
Speaker 1: you to understand. That's not just a saying I fell

1679
01:41:09,920 --> 01:41:14,080
Speaker 1: in love with. It's so true and everyone has to

1680
01:41:14,160 --> 01:41:18,200
Speaker 1: understand it. Imagine being a grown man and having a

1681
01:41:18,280 --> 01:41:22,519
Speaker 1: platform as large as the Washington Post and sitting down

1682
01:41:22,640 --> 01:41:26,760
Speaker 1: to pencil out an article, and in this article, you

1683
01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:32,759
Speaker 1: choose to crucify and blame a fifteen year old girl

1684
01:41:33,160 --> 01:41:37,759
Speaker 1: who was assaulted in ways you can't imagine in school,

1685
01:41:38,200 --> 01:41:42,920
Speaker 1: and you do it only to protect a communist school

1686
01:41:42,920 --> 01:41:47,120
Speaker 1: board so they can continue to push communism on their students.

1687
01:41:48,400 --> 01:41:50,439
Speaker 1: You look at that, and you heard that story. You're

1688
01:41:50,439 --> 01:41:53,120
Speaker 1: probably punching the radio right now. If you are, I

1689
01:41:53,160 --> 01:41:56,320
Speaker 1: don't blame you, but I don't want anyone to lose

1690
01:41:56,400 --> 01:42:01,080
Speaker 1: focus on the fact we are facing evil that is

1691
01:42:01,120 --> 01:42:05,360
Speaker 1: not bad, that's not politically different, that's flat out evil.

1692
01:42:06,040 --> 01:42:09,799
Speaker 1: And the things you should do to make sure people

1693
01:42:09,920 --> 01:42:16,080
Speaker 1: like that don't control your country. It's a lot we

1694
01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:20,080
Speaker 1: should be all the way committed, not halfway committed. Not well,

1695
01:42:20,120 --> 01:42:21,880
Speaker 1: I'd like to win as long as we can do

1696
01:42:21,920 --> 01:42:25,280
Speaker 1: it politely. No, no, no, no no, no no. There's nothing

1697
01:42:25,360 --> 01:42:28,960
Speaker 1: you shouldn't do if it stops these people from taking power.

1698
01:42:29,400 --> 01:42:34,000
Speaker 1: That's disgusting. And here's the craziest part about it. Again,

1699
01:42:34,040 --> 01:42:37,880
Speaker 1: we've had this talk before this, justin Juvenil with the

1700
01:42:37,960 --> 01:42:44,120
Speaker 1: Washington Post. He's gonna go to sleep tonight and he's

1701
01:42:44,160 --> 01:42:47,719
Speaker 1: gonna think he's the good guy. Just wrap your minds

1702
01:42:47,760 --> 01:42:51,840
Speaker 1: around that. All right. We have headlines I didn't get to,

1703
01:42:51,960 --> 01:42:54,000
Speaker 1: and I'll get to a couple of emails next. But

1704
01:42:56,360 --> 01:43:00,880
Speaker 1: I'm tired of this culture war filtering over into businesses

1705
01:43:00,920 --> 01:43:03,639
Speaker 1: as well. I mean, it's not just Washington Post. It's

1706
01:43:03,640 --> 01:43:06,840
Speaker 1: business after business after business after business dumping on this

1707
01:43:06,880 --> 01:43:09,719
Speaker 1: country and wading into this filth. That's why I switch

1708
01:43:09,800 --> 01:43:12,840
Speaker 1: my family to Pure Talk. We don't have Horizon, we

1709
01:43:12,920 --> 01:43:14,960
Speaker 1: don't have a TNT, we don't have t mobile anymore.

1710
01:43:16,160 --> 01:43:20,360
Speaker 1: My company, Pure Talk, not only do I save oh,

1711
01:43:20,400 --> 01:43:23,479
Speaker 1: I don't know, eight hundred dollars a year right around there.

1712
01:43:24,479 --> 01:43:28,240
Speaker 1: The company, the CEO, he's a Vietnam veteran. You're never

1713
01:43:28,320 --> 01:43:30,880
Speaker 1: going to see this trash from Pure Talk like you

1714
01:43:30,960 --> 01:43:33,479
Speaker 1: do from other companies, and this is not some low

1715
01:43:33,479 --> 01:43:36,360
Speaker 1: rent company. They have the ratings they have for a reason.

1716
01:43:36,720 --> 01:43:38,880
Speaker 1: They're on the same network as one of the big guys.

1717
01:43:38,920 --> 01:43:43,240
Speaker 1: So now do me a favor. Stop supporting filth from

1718
01:43:43,240 --> 01:43:47,519
Speaker 1: your cell phone dial pound two fifty and say Jesse Kelly,

1719
01:43:47,520 --> 01:43:49,720
Speaker 1: because they have a thirty day risk free guarantee. If

1720
01:43:49,720 --> 01:43:52,559
Speaker 1: it's not everything I say it is, don't take advantage

1721
01:43:52,560 --> 01:43:57,439
Speaker 1: of the guarantee. Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly.

1722
01:43:57,640 --> 01:44:02,559
Speaker 1: You'll enjoy the switch. You're listening to the Oracle love

1723
01:44:02,680 --> 01:44:21,800
Speaker 1: this one. They screamed, Baby, The Jesse Kelly Show, The

1724
01:44:21,960 --> 01:44:25,880
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show.

1725
01:44:26,240 --> 01:44:32,960
Speaker 1: And then I'm off to see you know my astros

1726
01:44:33,080 --> 01:44:35,920
Speaker 1: quick roll in your eyes, Chris. For those for those

1727
01:44:35,960 --> 01:44:37,759
Speaker 1: who weren't here at the very beginning of the show,

1728
01:44:38,479 --> 01:44:41,559
Speaker 1: I only moved to Houston like five or six years ago,

1729
01:44:41,800 --> 01:44:43,800
Speaker 1: five or six years ago, something like that, And as

1730
01:44:43,840 --> 01:44:47,040
Speaker 1: soon as I moved here, the Astros were really good.

1731
01:44:47,439 --> 01:44:49,800
Speaker 1: I'd never watched an astro's game in my life, but

1732
01:44:49,880 --> 01:44:52,080
Speaker 1: they were winning all these playoff games. So the life

1733
01:44:52,080 --> 01:44:54,240
Speaker 1: and I we started taking the boys to whatever games

1734
01:44:54,240 --> 01:44:56,200
Speaker 1: we could afford. I mean, they were no sweed seats

1735
01:44:56,240 --> 01:44:57,800
Speaker 1: and what I'll be right at the game, right at

1736
01:44:57,840 --> 01:45:01,559
Speaker 1: the game. And I started doing this bid online where

1737
01:45:01,560 --> 01:45:04,920
Speaker 1: I was telling everybody I was this lifelong Astro's fan.

1738
01:45:05,720 --> 01:45:08,439
Speaker 1: And now I'm renewing the bit because I haven't been

1739
01:45:08,439 --> 01:45:10,559
Speaker 1: in an Astro's game all year, and I haven't watched

1740
01:45:10,560 --> 01:45:12,559
Speaker 1: a single game on TV, and now they're in the

1741
01:45:12,600 --> 01:45:15,760
Speaker 1: World Series and I'm absolutely gonna show up tonight if

1742
01:45:15,800 --> 01:45:18,160
Speaker 1: i can find an Astro's beer hat. I'm gonna have

1743
01:45:18,200 --> 01:45:21,400
Speaker 1: an Astro's beer hat on. I'm just gonna be obnoxious

1744
01:45:22,840 --> 01:45:26,240
Speaker 1: ghost Stro's baby. Let's get to a couple of emails.

1745
01:45:26,280 --> 01:45:28,960
Speaker 1: If I get to the headlines. I didn't get to. Oh,

1746
01:45:29,040 --> 01:45:31,080
Speaker 1: I like how this one started out. Do your ultra

1747
01:45:31,200 --> 01:45:34,760
Speaker 1: handsome doctor Jesse. I currently live in New York and

1748
01:45:34,800 --> 01:45:37,479
Speaker 1: I'm only twelve years away from being able to retire

1749
01:45:37,520 --> 01:45:41,519
Speaker 1: with a full pension at age forty six. Gosh, that's cool. However,

1750
01:45:42,080 --> 01:45:45,680
Speaker 1: oh oh, the writing is on the wall that my

1751
01:45:45,760 --> 01:45:48,240
Speaker 1: daughter will need to receive a COVID vaccine in order

1752
01:45:48,280 --> 01:45:51,599
Speaker 1: to attend kindergarten next year. This is simply not an option.

1753
01:45:51,960 --> 01:45:53,960
Speaker 1: The wife and I are taking your advice and we'll

1754
01:45:53,960 --> 01:45:57,600
Speaker 1: be doing a tactical retreat to a red state. We

1755
01:45:57,720 --> 01:46:00,240
Speaker 1: decided Texas would be a great place to redo. Okay

1756
01:46:00,240 --> 01:46:03,519
Speaker 1: to our kids, it is. Can you please recommend some

1757
01:46:03,560 --> 01:46:07,960
Speaker 1: neighborhoods in the Houston area that have good schools and

1758
01:46:08,120 --> 01:46:12,080
Speaker 1: won't be forcing COVID vaccines on kids? Thank you, Sit tight.

1759
01:46:12,160 --> 01:46:15,559
Speaker 1: Reinforcements are coming. Yes, come on down, come on down.

1760
01:46:15,960 --> 01:46:18,200
Speaker 1: You know I love New York. I love it so much.

1761
01:46:18,240 --> 01:46:20,599
Speaker 1: I want all the people in New York who currently

1762
01:46:20,640 --> 01:46:22,800
Speaker 1: think like me to come down and live around me,

1763
01:46:23,080 --> 01:46:25,360
Speaker 1: or go to Florida, or go live in Alabama, or

1764
01:46:25,400 --> 01:46:27,600
Speaker 1: go live in Wyoming and whatnot. And I know what

1765
01:46:27,640 --> 01:46:30,240
Speaker 1: you're thinking, oh Jesse, but the ratings are huge in

1766
01:46:30,280 --> 01:46:32,839
Speaker 1: New York. You'll lose them. I don't care. Save America,

1767
01:46:32,920 --> 01:46:34,840
Speaker 1: get out of there and come listen in Texas. I

1768
01:46:34,840 --> 01:46:39,200
Speaker 1: don't care to answer your question. I'm gonna give you

1769
01:46:39,280 --> 01:46:41,439
Speaker 1: the most mealy mouthed answer in the world. But I'm

1770
01:46:41,439 --> 01:46:42,880
Speaker 1: not doing that because I don't want to give you

1771
01:46:42,880 --> 01:46:46,120
Speaker 1: a solid answer. It's just it's true. I have lived

1772
01:46:46,240 --> 01:46:48,760
Speaker 1: in Texas, in the Houston area. I have lived in

1773
01:46:48,800 --> 01:46:51,519
Speaker 1: the Dallas area. I have lived in San Antonio for

1774
01:46:51,560 --> 01:46:53,519
Speaker 1: a good period of time, and I have spent a

1775
01:46:53,560 --> 01:46:55,479
Speaker 1: bit of time in Austin. Now, those are really the

1776
01:46:55,520 --> 01:46:59,880
Speaker 1: four big cities in Texas. I know you didn't ask

1777
01:46:59,880 --> 01:47:01,679
Speaker 1: me about Austin, so I'll just tell you I would

1778
01:47:01,680 --> 01:47:05,200
Speaker 1: set aside Austin. They are so crazy communists over there.

1779
01:47:05,200 --> 01:47:07,280
Speaker 1: They've ruined that city. And it was the coolest city

1780
01:47:07,280 --> 01:47:08,960
Speaker 1: in the world for a long time. It was sweet.

1781
01:47:09,080 --> 01:47:11,160
Speaker 1: Shut up, Chris, it was a cool city. Do you

1782
01:47:11,160 --> 01:47:13,040
Speaker 1: not let do you people not enjoy live music? I

1783
01:47:13,040 --> 01:47:15,920
Speaker 1: don't understand why you wouldn't like Austin. There's live music

1784
01:47:15,920 --> 01:47:18,679
Speaker 1: and bars everywhere and stuff like. You know what. Never mind, Chris,

1785
01:47:18,680 --> 01:47:22,920
Speaker 1: we're not going into that right now. But Dallas, San Antonio,

1786
01:47:23,000 --> 01:47:28,400
Speaker 1: Texas Art, Dallas, San Antonio, in Houston, all of them.

1787
01:47:28,439 --> 01:47:32,879
Speaker 1: All of them are blue cities, but the suburbs around

1788
01:47:32,960 --> 01:47:38,000
Speaker 1: them are not only red for the most part, but deep, deep, deep,

1789
01:47:38,120 --> 01:47:42,639
Speaker 1: deep deep red. And they all follow this general pattern.

1790
01:47:42,960 --> 01:47:45,640
Speaker 1: Because so many people have been moving to Texas for

1791
01:47:45,880 --> 01:47:50,839
Speaker 1: so long now, the cities are swelling, and they're swelling

1792
01:47:50,920 --> 01:47:53,559
Speaker 1: up big time. So what's this doing? Well, just picture,

1793
01:47:53,640 --> 01:47:56,439
Speaker 1: you know, a little Circle, and it's getting bigger and bigger, bigger,

1794
01:47:56,479 --> 01:47:59,599
Speaker 1: You're getting that urban sprawl. What I'm trying to say

1795
01:47:59,680 --> 01:48:03,160
Speaker 1: is this, if you get a suburb that's right attached

1796
01:48:03,200 --> 01:48:04,640
Speaker 1: to the city, right next to it, see I do

1797
01:48:04,640 --> 01:48:06,679
Speaker 1: my own sound effects. That was me clapping my hands together.

1798
01:48:06,720 --> 01:48:10,240
Speaker 1: Shut up, Chris. See that if it's touching the city,

1799
01:48:11,600 --> 01:48:14,920
Speaker 1: it's going to be a bigger suburb. It'll still be red,

1800
01:48:15,400 --> 01:48:19,760
Speaker 1: but it'll be bigger and maybe not as red. As

1801
01:48:19,800 --> 01:48:23,639
Speaker 1: you continue to move slightly away from the city, you're

1802
01:48:23,720 --> 01:48:28,759
Speaker 1: going to get even redder but smaller, like like Houston.

1803
01:48:29,680 --> 01:48:32,240
Speaker 1: Houston has the Woodlands. I know everyone in the country's

1804
01:48:32,280 --> 01:48:34,160
Speaker 1: listening right now. This makes no sense, but just north

1805
01:48:34,160 --> 01:48:38,120
Speaker 1: of Houston there's a quote suburb called the Woodlands, except

1806
01:48:38,200 --> 01:48:42,080
Speaker 1: it's gigantic and there are skyscrapers up there in every

1807
01:48:42,080 --> 01:48:44,639
Speaker 1: restaurant you can imagine it. And the Woodlands is still

1808
01:48:44,640 --> 01:48:49,479
Speaker 1: going to be a red area, but it's getting bluer

1809
01:48:49,560 --> 01:48:52,160
Speaker 1: by the day because it's get it's catching all that

1810
01:48:52,360 --> 01:48:56,479
Speaker 1: Houston sprawl. That's a long way of me saying, if

1811
01:48:56,520 --> 01:48:58,640
Speaker 1: I was moving a family here, don't worry. You're your

1812
01:48:58,680 --> 01:49:00,759
Speaker 1: kids are not gonna have mask man dates and vaccine

1813
01:49:00,800 --> 01:49:03,000
Speaker 1: or not. You're not gonna have vaccine mandates here. You're not.

1814
01:49:03,560 --> 01:49:06,639
Speaker 1: But if I was moving to Houston, Dallas, San Antonio, anywhere,

1815
01:49:07,960 --> 01:49:12,400
Speaker 1: I would probably pick twenty or thirty minutes outside of

1816
01:49:12,479 --> 01:49:17,519
Speaker 1: downtown instead of fifteen minutes outside downtown. Chris said longer.

1817
01:49:17,960 --> 01:49:20,080
Speaker 1: I get that a lot of people want to live longer.

1818
01:49:20,080 --> 01:49:21,680
Speaker 1: But I was more staying that because he may not

1819
01:49:21,720 --> 01:49:23,439
Speaker 1: have an option. Guy, maybe come down here to be

1820
01:49:23,479 --> 01:49:26,599
Speaker 1: a cop or firefighter. But if you stick about twenty

1821
01:49:26,680 --> 01:49:29,600
Speaker 1: thirty minutes from downtown, pick one of those verbs. In

1822
01:49:29,640 --> 01:49:32,880
Speaker 1: any of those cities, this applies, You're going to find

1823
01:49:32,920 --> 01:49:36,840
Speaker 1: yourself surrounded by people who think just like you think.

1824
01:49:37,760 --> 01:49:42,080
Speaker 1: All right, it's time, let's go. And now here's a headline,

1825
01:49:42,800 --> 01:49:45,960
Speaker 1: you know. Do you know the thing? Headlines? We didn't

1826
01:49:45,960 --> 01:49:53,280
Speaker 1: get to you. A woman stuck on a thirty one

1827
01:49:53,320 --> 01:49:57,880
Speaker 1: hundred dollars supper after a blind date refuses to pay

1828
01:49:58,360 --> 01:50:03,360
Speaker 1: for the family of twenty three she brought. There's a

1829
01:50:03,360 --> 01:50:06,120
Speaker 1: lot to unpack here, According to the report from The

1830
01:50:06,120 --> 01:50:10,639
Speaker 1: New York Post, Jijang, a woman from the Jijang Province

1831
01:50:10,680 --> 01:50:13,840
Speaker 1: of China. Look, I don't I only speak American all right.

1832
01:50:15,400 --> 01:50:19,439
Speaker 1: Her elaborate plan was to apparently test how generous her

1833
01:50:19,479 --> 01:50:22,960
Speaker 1: Black Day her blind date was. And she shows up,

1834
01:50:23,760 --> 01:50:27,479
Speaker 1: and she arrives with a family of twenty three. He

1835
01:50:27,600 --> 01:50:31,800
Speaker 1: agreed to pay for the two dates, but everything changed

1836
01:50:32,240 --> 01:50:35,559
Speaker 1: when she brought nearly thirty additional people. He dated her

1837
01:50:35,600 --> 01:50:38,479
Speaker 1: once before she shows up again with twenty three people.

1838
01:50:38,800 --> 01:50:41,120
Speaker 1: Fellas hear me out, You know, I tend to be

1839
01:50:41,160 --> 01:50:43,519
Speaker 1: a little old fashioned when it comes to this stuff.

1840
01:50:44,120 --> 01:50:46,120
Speaker 1: I understand it's supposed to be a new day and

1841
01:50:46,160 --> 01:50:49,040
Speaker 1: all that. I friendly believe the man pays. That's just

1842
01:50:49,080 --> 01:50:52,680
Speaker 1: the way it is. Ladies, throw away those stupid, disgusting

1843
01:50:52,720 --> 01:50:54,920
Speaker 1: ballet flats. They look terrible, even though no one will

1844
01:50:54,960 --> 01:50:57,840
Speaker 1: tell you. Men, you pay for the date, not just

1845
01:50:57,880 --> 01:51:00,880
Speaker 1: the first time either, every time you pay for the date.

1846
01:51:00,960 --> 01:51:03,080
Speaker 1: And I realize dudes don't have a lot of money,

1847
01:51:03,160 --> 01:51:04,760
Speaker 1: especially when you're young. Who has a lot of money

1848
01:51:04,760 --> 01:51:07,240
Speaker 1: when you're young? Dude, If you can't find a woman

1849
01:51:07,240 --> 01:51:09,360
Speaker 1: that can enjoy a meal at waffle house, brother, you

1850
01:51:09,479 --> 01:51:11,960
Speaker 1: got the wrong woman. She gotta understand at ate steak

1851
01:51:12,000 --> 01:51:15,479
Speaker 1: all day long, right, But the dude pays for the date. However,

1852
01:51:17,160 --> 01:51:19,920
Speaker 1: we have managed to find the exception to my pay

1853
01:51:19,960 --> 01:51:22,960
Speaker 1: for the date rule. If she shows up with her

1854
01:51:23,000 --> 01:51:27,120
Speaker 1: twenty three relatives, buddy, you sit down and you order

1855
01:51:27,160 --> 01:51:30,080
Speaker 1: the most expensive meal on the planet. And then about

1856
01:51:30,120 --> 01:51:33,200
Speaker 1: halfway through that date, oh man, my stomach's bugging me.

1857
01:51:33,240 --> 01:51:35,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hit the head. I'll be right back, and

1858
01:51:35,439 --> 01:51:40,400
Speaker 1: you just irish goodbye that lady. All right, we'll do

1859
01:51:40,439 --> 01:51:42,920
Speaker 1: it again tomorrow. That's all.