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Speaker 2: to talk some college football here. That's right, college football.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of chatter about the future of Lane Kiffin.

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Speaker 2: We'll discuss that. Pro bouncy ball. What does this trend

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Speaker 2: They rejected him, he took the qualifying they didn't want

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Speaker 2: number three. They call him Sark the Shark. Welcome in

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Speaker 2: the beginning of another hour of the Ben Malor Show.

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Speaker 2: this hour from the coaching carousel. The coaching carousel goes

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Speaker 2: round and round and round and round and round, the

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: So Austin Texas we go, Austin, Texas, where the longhorns

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Speaker 2: have kicked themselves out. They're not going to make the

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Speaker 2: college football Playoff. Tim and the Losses mediocre team got

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Speaker 2: So Texas coach Steve Sarkesy in the Old USC Coach

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Speaker 2: Sarkesian was asked about well, everyone even asked about it. I

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Speaker 2: issue the coaching carousel. There's not enough name brand coaches

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Speaker 2: supply and demand, supply and demand. We all learned about that,

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Speaker 2: and there's a supply chain shortage, and so the schools

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Speaker 2: are fighting for coaches that have issues, the moles and

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Speaker 2: the wards, but they have a name, and so Steve

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Speaker 2: Starkesian has a name as the Texas coach. And he

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Speaker 2: pushed back against claims that he is looking to leave

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Speaker 2: Department didn't hear about it either, But sarks said that

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Speaker 3: I've had no discussions, not with my agent, not with

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Speaker 3: So moving forward, when some Joe Blow decides to put

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Speaker 2: How much stalk do we put into? Texas coach Steve

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Speaker 2: sarkisian saying he's not going anywhere, all right, So my

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Speaker 1: It's straight out of the Nick.

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Speaker 2: Sabin Lanekiffin school of coaching duplicity. And this is the

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Speaker 2: timeless playbook. I remember being here at Fox Sports Radio

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Speaker 2: They do it because they want to keep recruits calm.

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Speaker 2: They want to keep boosters. Most importantly these days, it's

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Speaker 1: It's in magic.

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Speaker 2: It's called the cup and balls trick, right, cup and

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Speaker 2: Leverage is what they speak from now under the mouth

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Speaker 2: except that something's up, methinks, dos coach protests a bit

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Speaker 2: read this one?

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Speaker 1: All right? How do you read this one?

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Speaker 2: So on this one, I've got eyebrows raised, all right,

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Speaker 1: This is pigskin etiquette on one.

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Speaker 2: If you look at the pigskin Etiquette book, Pigskin Etiquette.

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Speaker 1: One oh one, it's rule number one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go, all right, every season, every season,

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Speaker 2: whether you're a star player or a coach. Every season

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Speaker 2: you must say that your current team, your current team

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Speaker 2: is the best one. Now, the best one we know

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Speaker 2: the year. You sell it like it's Taylor Swift tickets

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Speaker 2: on ticket Master. You don't analyze, you promote. It isn't

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Speaker 2: football talk. It's motivational. Mumbo jumbo dude.

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Speaker 1: Like that word mumbo jump, and he uses that word.

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Speaker 2: More mumbo jumbo, mumbo jumbo dumboalaya, all that stuff. So anyway,

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Speaker 2: the point is you convince the locker room. Okay, you

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Speaker 2: is what it is. And to be fair, statistically, Travis

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Speaker 1: Make it sound legit.

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Speaker 2: Because if you do the Pepsi challenge, the blind side

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Speaker 2: by side comparison, the twenty twenty five Chiefs are seventh

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Speaker 1: Why are you going to pro bouncey ball? Do what

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Speaker 2: the Cleveland Cavaliers as a franchise were fined one.

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Speaker 1: They weren't hurt, mind you, They weren't sick. They were

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Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna call my boss up today and

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Speaker 2: I say, you know, I just I need a load

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Speaker 1: I just, you know, just can I get that?

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Speaker 2: You probably don't know who this is. Kenny Atkinson is

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Speaker 1: He has no.

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Speaker 2: I be Frank? Well, when you say that, I don't

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Speaker 1: I love Frank.

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Speaker 2: May he rest in peace, the big cod piece in

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Speaker 1: Quote all right, question, what did you think.

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Speaker 2: Of the Calves coach Kenny Atkinson and his defiance on

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Speaker 1: So he's like the guy I saw the clip and

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Speaker 1: I got to get out of here.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go down to the liquor store across from

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Speaker 1: That's my plan.

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Speaker 2: Mitchell and Evan Mobley like their porcelain dolls right out

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Speaker 2: It is voodoo science, is what it is. They have

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Speaker 1: Holy Spacoli.

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Speaker 2: They have Mister Softy, the iconic Mister Softy truck. They've

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Speaker 2: TV networks paid big money for the stars. Everyone wants

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Speaker 2: if the headliner doesn't appear, they offer a refund. This

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Speaker 1: I know I'm.

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Speaker 2: Repeating myself, but for those that missed previous episodes of

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Speaker 1: I did. In fact, I spent about fifteen years of

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Speaker 2: Five months, six months a year, I would be at

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Speaker 1: For a long time.

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Speaker 2: Right now, during the regular season, I just cannot.

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Speaker 2: like maggots. Why'd you put maggots in there. Okay, we'll

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Speaker 2: the kicker, the NBA. They're killing the golden goose. This

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Speaker 2: in bed. They are a gambling operation. They're in bed

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Speaker 2: with the major gambling company. Every gambling company under the

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Speaker 2: They need certainty. The people that bet need certainty. They

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Speaker 1: The Stars didn't play forty minutes every game.

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Speaker 2: Back then, they would do half days. You're on school

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Speaker 1: That's the middle ground.

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Speaker 2: The Stars would play twenty five minutes. Fans got to

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Speaker 2: and that was that. Instead, you think about where we

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Speaker 2: have come in sports. We have mystery injuries, phantom soreness,

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Speaker 2: we have recovery days. This is with all of the

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Speaker 2: you've got your shrinks for your sports medicine. And since

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Speaker 2: the players would be able to play more than ever.

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Speaker 2: But no, So I've got a solution. We've activated the

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Speaker 2: Malar Think Tank. Spent a lot of money on this,

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Speaker 2: solution from an infomercial money back guarantee. Money back guarantee.

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Speaker 2: Now you can say full refund if.

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Speaker 1: You don't go to the game.

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Speaker 2: If you go to the game and the Star players

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Speaker 1: If the Stars don't play.

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Speaker 2: You also have to give fans a twenty four hour

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Speaker 1: Everyone gets a full refund.

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Speaker 2: And I will guarant effing te you if the NBA

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Speaker 2: put a money back guarantee in.

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Speaker 1: These players would play. They would play.

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Speaker 2: And why should a family pay a premium to watch

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Speaker 2: were hundreds and hundreds of empty seats. I turned the

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Speaker 2: I said, NBC put this game on to showcase this

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Speaker 2: San Antonio Spurs, and even the people of San Antonio don't.

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Speaker 1: Want to watch the team play.

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Speaker 2: It was so funny because it's such a bad product,

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Speaker 2: and it says you hype the fireworks. People pay to

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Speaker 2: Kenny Atkinson just lobbed a Molotov cocktail right into the

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Speaker 2: own the business that he's doing, and the NBA, for

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Speaker 2: a pair of you know what, the circus rolls on.

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Speaker 2: Get a backbone, Go to whatever planet you came from,

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Speaker 2: get a back bone. You got empty seats, you got

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Speaker 1: On their on their feelings, and so think list and

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Speaker 2: of the day, No cheating. Here's the Mallard Riddle of

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Speaker 2: So Lamar Jackson snapped at Marlon Humphrey, his teammate, for

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Speaker 2: blank on the Ravens team plane. Multi time NFL MVP.

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Speaker 2: Lamar Jackson snapped at Marlon Humphrey for blank on the

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Speaker 2: Ravens team plane. That is the malor riddle of the day.

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Speaker 2: The answer, We'll get to it, and we will.

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Speaker 2: to it.

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Speaker 1: We go.

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Speaker 2: Todd Payoff e Mallor Riddle of the day, The Mallard

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Speaker 2: Riddle of the day, And here it is. Lamar Jackson

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Speaker 2: snapped at Marlon Humphrey. That's a teammate for blank on

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Speaker 2: the Ravens team plane. That is the question. What is

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Speaker 2: the answer, And let's see does anyone know.

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Speaker 1: The answer? You see page Dan Here is the Enie

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Speaker 1: Meanie miney.

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Speaker 2: Mo evoy from conferences. Lamar was mad because he wasn't

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Speaker 2: invited to the Mile High Club. Eileen in San Francisco says,

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Speaker 2: for playing barbiees.

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Speaker 1: That would be awkward. That would be awkward.

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Speaker 2: Late night drug tester says, to not eat the last

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Speaker 2: kosher meal on the plane.

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Speaker 1: What else do we have?

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Speaker 2: Page down the klam writes instance for watching Lamar Jackson

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Speaker 2: playoff low lights on his laptop.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Josh, the long suffering Bears fan in Nebraska says, because

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Speaker 2: he farted on his expensive headphones.

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Speaker 1: That would not be good.

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Speaker 2: Leaving the toilet seat up on the plane from King Rory,

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Speaker 2: that's his answer. Mallard prop guys said he snapped at

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Speaker 2: him for drinking all of Robbie's Josh Allen fan ginger

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Speaker 2: Ale for quoting Ryan Clark guessed by Alf the Alien

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Speaker 2: O Piner Maguel on Fire said for clogging the airplane

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Speaker 2: toilet the laboratory. Well, that would be really imagine you're

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Speaker 2: on a plane this mcclogs it. Man, there's no plunger

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Speaker 2: if they have a plunger. Dante says for eating all

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Speaker 2: the pretzels. Berd Dog also went with fogging the toilet.

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Speaker 2: Fudgie says for wearing a necklace that was made out

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Speaker 2: of a certain kind of beads that normally go in

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Speaker 2: a different part of the body. What else do we have,

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Speaker 2: Let's see biting his nails from JT the Wigman. Donkey

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Speaker 2: Sausage said for bow guarding all the hookers in cocaine.

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Speaker 1: What are you the sausage? Very rude of him to

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Speaker 1: do that.

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Speaker 4: Share the hookers.

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Speaker 1: Come on, you gotta share the hookers in the cocaine.

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Speaker 2: James he he cheated, He got it right, Bad job

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Speaker 2: by him. A Reek in Minnesota says for bringing jiggilows

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Speaker 2: on the plane. Doug in South Koreana says, he says flatulence.

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Speaker 2: A Femi in Minnesota the uber eats guy, got it right,

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Speaker 2: Bad job by him.

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Speaker 1: What else do we have?

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Speaker 2: Page down farting in a Pepsi bottle and then opening

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Speaker 2: it in front of him. From filler up, Phil, what

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Speaker 2: else do we have taking a some kind of hot

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Speaker 2: towel or something like that. That's from Hugh on the

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Speaker 2: five cheating at poker from Mike the Leprechaun in Boston.

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Speaker 1: All right, do you do you have an answer? Do

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Speaker 1: you have an answer? Their rain? It's the Mallard riddle

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Speaker 1: of the day.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, he's mad he didn't share his French fries. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: you gotta you gotta share the fries.

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Speaker 1: You know you guys? Sure? What's that pretzel? Not the press?

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Speaker 1: So they have a cookie that you kind of only

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Speaker 1: get on the plane. It's like a kind of stoop waffle.

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Speaker 1: The waffle it's like a while. Yeah, what's the name

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Speaker 1: of it? Though there's a name.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a.

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Speaker 1: I don't know anyway, the correct answer.

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Speaker 2: Ravens star Lamar Jackson snapped it Marlon Humphrey, his teammate, for.

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Speaker 1: Doing a live stream on the team plane after he

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Speaker 1: can play.

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Speaker 2: In week eleven, Lamar caught on video saying turn that

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Speaker 2: blank off. He slammed Marlon Humphrey for going live on

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Speaker 2: social media but good WiFi on the plane that you

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Speaker 2: can go live on social media. That's not all the

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Speaker 2: planes have the good Wi Fi. They don't all have

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Speaker 2: the good WiFi. Very important to have the good WiFi

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Speaker 2: very important. Let's go to the quotes.

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Speaker 1: Van the one Legged Bama Man is up next. Hello

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Speaker 1: vayon the one Legged Bamba Man.

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Speaker 5: Morning.

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Speaker 1: How are we doing?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 1: Is everything everything okay? Better than Buddy?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Two doctor's apartments today, that's all.

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Speaker 9: I half my life going to damn doctors.

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Speaker 5: I want swill on the plane with Bobby Humphrey, Marlin's father.

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Speaker 9: And I got it to sign a baseball for one

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Speaker 9: of my friends kids and he said he never signed

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Speaker 9: a baseball before I got it. I got it a

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Speaker 9: Comiskey Park and be back in practice.

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Speaker 1: That's cool.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, we had a connection. And one of my Pratt

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Speaker 9: brothers worked for the White Sox at that time. He

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Speaker 9: did us the sweets and yeah, it was pretty cool.

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Speaker 5: Then we got Ricky have really good time.

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Speaker 2: Are you saying you Are you saying you could not

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Speaker 2: have a good time at Kimiski?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying?

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Speaker 5: Well, it's the leaving the park.

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Speaker 9: You're in a very bad neighborhood. We did go to

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Speaker 9: a far one time when the general manager and some

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Speaker 9: of the executives. But it's a hole in the wall.

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Speaker 9: You can leave the Cubs bark and just raise hail

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Speaker 9: bars everywhere. You know, a good time, feel safe.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know the famous the famous story about the

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Speaker 2: White Sox is they were the first team in professional

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Speaker 2: sports to come up with the skybox, which became the

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Speaker 2: luxury Box.

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Speaker 1: They were the first team ever to do it. Oh

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Speaker 1: what's that, Lorena?

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Speaker 8: Yes, would that be called a ben mallor fun?

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Speaker 1: That is a fun factor.

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Speaker 9: That is fun fact, fun fat That is a little

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Speaker 9: fun fact.

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Speaker 1: All about it.

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Speaker 9: You gotta give you gotta give my boy bras let

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Speaker 9: you the little flowers.

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Speaker 1: Why do I need to give back? Hold hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on four forty eight yards?

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Speaker 5: Come back, win in overtime.

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Speaker 9: They're six and five.

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Speaker 2: So if okay, I'll make a deal with if I

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Speaker 2: if I give him flowers, then I can take the

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Speaker 2: flowers away when he passes for one hundred and thirty

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Speaker 2: yards in the next game like.

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Speaker 1: He did two weeks ago exactly.

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Speaker 5: But they are they are better, They are better.

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Speaker 1: The team. The team is absolutely better. The team is

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Speaker 1: absolutely better. Yeah, they don't I don't know about that

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Speaker 1: because he gets three game.

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Speaker 5: When you look at it that, you know, fourteen tds,

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Speaker 5: I and ts, they're still not averaging enough, you know,

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Speaker 5: just like six yards get the ball down the field

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Speaker 5: better hard to do when you're that short.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I would not say he's good. I think

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Speaker 2: he's borderline average. How about that borderline average?

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Speaker 9: Well, I agree, but as long as he keeps improving,

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Speaker 9: it will gets stay in the leg.

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Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, I got you? All right, Well listen,

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Speaker 1: you hang in there. We love you.

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Speaker 5: Van.

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Speaker 1: That the greatest story I've heard on the show. Van

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Speaker 1: the one leg Obama.

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Speaker 2: Man has a leg bitten off by gator and then

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Speaker 2: they killed it and they ate the gator and he

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Speaker 2: did not his own leg though he did not do that.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Mike the Leprechaun. Hello, Mike the leprek

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna have sounded hesitant. I know I did sound hesitant.

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Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun against my better judgment. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.

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Speaker 10: Against Why are you ever going to forget me for

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Speaker 10: my visit to LA I don't think so. Well.

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Speaker 2: You know the fact that I my main goal when

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Speaker 2: I go do the show every day is to not

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Speaker 2: get a phone call from management.

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Speaker 1: And when you.

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Speaker 2: Showed up twelve hours early, I got all kinds of

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Speaker 2: messages and emails.

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Speaker 11: And I was on vacation and I got texts and

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Speaker 11: vocal Mike.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I know they think I don't know what

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Speaker 2: you did, but whatever you did, you scared a bunch

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Speaker 2: of people.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you did, but you got very upset.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I scare everybody. It's cold outside today. Even the

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Speaker 10: rabbits haven't showed up. It's cold enough to freeze the

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Speaker 10: balls up brass monkeys. That's how cold it is.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, is that your dad joke of the week?

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Speaker 1: Are you waiting till Friday?

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Speaker 10: You know I had a yard sale last weekend, but

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Speaker 10: I didn't sell the yard. Yeah, yeah, And that's what

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Speaker 10: was the disaster. Yesterday Lorena gave me the answer, a

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Speaker 10: sword from the heart.

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Speaker 9: I mean, she gave me the answer.

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Speaker 10: I would have gotten this probably where was Marcel by

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Speaker 10: the way yesterday and Wednesday? I know where Marcel wash

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Speaker 10: was hiding from the Epstein files being released. That's my

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Speaker 10: theory at least. And I have I have a gold

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Speaker 10: I have no a big gold events for you, for uh,

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Speaker 10: for your Olympics. How about thanks kidding when you have

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Speaker 10: a whole bunch of people who could who could stop

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Speaker 10: and clean the dishwasher the fastest. That that's a good job.

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Speaker 1: That's a great job. That's a wonderful idea. And are

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Speaker 1: you trying to touch are you trying to touch up?

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Speaker 1: My word? I'm the greatest dishwasher around, man, I am.

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Speaker 1: That's my job.

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Speaker 10: You didn't mention. You didn't mention dishwe my kids, Ben,

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Speaker 10: my kids a sleeping right now. I put steel arm

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Speaker 10: on usually a three fifty. They hate your show because

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Speaker 10: the alarm wakes them up. The radio is on, and

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Speaker 10: you know, but they still like my jokes.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes whether they're better. They're your kids, they better like

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Speaker 1: your jokes. Way, they don't have to like me most

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Speaker 1: mostly the apple.

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Speaker 10: The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. But I

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Speaker 10: want to put on my feature hats for a minute.

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Speaker 10: I'll tell you why I gotta go.

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Speaker 5: I got it.

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Speaker 1: I don't have to.

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Speaker 2: You've got to call self destructing here because I have

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Speaker 2: to save time.

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Speaker 1: We have ask Ben for the rest of the hour.

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Speaker 1: That's next.

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Speaker 6: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Meller

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Speaker 6: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

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Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you.

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Speaker 2: It is the Ben Mallor Show as we hang out

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Speaker 2: together here in the Magic radio Box. And don't forget

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00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app. You can stream us wherever you happen

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00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 2: to be in in just about any part of the world.

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Speaker 2: You can catch Fox Sports Radio, the Braggedocious bombashtic blowhards

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00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 2: on the Fox Sports Radio programming lineup, and the Ben

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Speaker 2: Malor Show got people listening in England and Australia, New

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Speaker 2: Zealand all over the place Fifth Hour podcast as well

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Speaker 2: on the iHeart app.

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Speaker 1: Check it out.

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Speaker 2: It's now time for time for honey, Honey, I can

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Speaker 2: hurry wait ask Bed Twitter.

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Speaker 1: Send us your questions on Twitter now and away we

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Speaker 1: go to ask Ben.

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Speaker 2: Your questions are are answers for the rest of the

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Speaker 2: hour under the Kopa loop for the reading of the questions.

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Speaker 4: All right, We're gonna start off with a question from Femi.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Fammi, I've met him. Good dude, Femi. And one

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Speaker 2: of the great photos. Remember that photo, Coop.

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Speaker 1: When he went back to his home country and he

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Speaker 1: took the photo.

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Speaker 4: With Yes, do you remember that I love that photo

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Speaker 4: so good.

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Speaker 11: He wants to know, have you ever found money on

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Speaker 11: the street or floor, and if so, what's the highest

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Speaker 11: amount that you have found?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Uh, Dodger Stadium twenty dollars bill? Uh there what? No?

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Speaker 2: Now, there was one time in Vegas. I was in

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Speaker 2: the sports book at where was it? I forget the

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Speaker 2: name of the casino, I forget which one one of

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Speaker 2: the newer ones in the middle of the strip, and

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Speaker 2: there was like a wad.

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Speaker 1: Of hundred dollar bills. I didn't take it.

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Speaker 2: And the reason I didn't take it there were cameras everywhere,

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Speaker 2: and I had a feeling like if I took that,

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Speaker 2: I could have been.

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Speaker 1: In some trouble. You know, it was so much money.

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Speaker 1: I didn't take it. I did think about taking What

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Speaker 1: about you, Lorena?

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Speaker 8: I know when I was little, I found one hundred

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Speaker 8: dollars bill in a kmart that I definitely kept. But recently,

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Speaker 8: once again in Vegas, my friend went into a bathroom

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Speaker 8: stall and inside of an old like not a tampon

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Speaker 8: wrapper but a pad wrapper, there was hundreds of dollars

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Speaker 8: behind a toilet stuck wrapped.

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Speaker 1: In on a great way to hide toilet paper.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm going to touch that right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's good. Yeah, it was the Ario. It

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Speaker 1: was at the Ario Sports Book in Vegas. I found

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Speaker 1: a big water wine. I didn't take it. Coop.

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Speaker 4: I think the most like you, I think there's most

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Speaker 4: have found is twenty bucks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah there, it'd be nice to find a big wat

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Speaker 2: of money that you could just take.

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Speaker 1: All right, what's next?

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Speaker 6: Year?

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Speaker 1: What is next? It's ask ben? Your questions are answer

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Speaker 1: all right.

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Speaker 11: I've seen this question from a lot of people, but

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Speaker 11: the one I'm looking at right now is.

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Speaker 4: From Georgia Boy. Georgia Boy. They want to know, do

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Speaker 4: you host Thanksgiving or do you visit others?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: So Thanksgiving is kind of we usually do like stuff

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Speaker 2: around the end of the year, Christmas and stuff. Thanksgiving,

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Speaker 2: I usually work. My mom would always host it. She's

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Speaker 2: been gone for a while, so really sometimes I go

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Speaker 2: to a family. This year, we're not really doing anything.

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Speaker 2: It's gotten working watching games all day.

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Speaker 1: What about you, Lorena?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never hosted. I'm usually a guest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've hosted before. It's a Panema asked what about you, Coop.

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Speaker 11: I think I've hosted maybe one time and then that's it.

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Speaker 11: I just I prefer going to my mom's.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you might as well take advantage of mom. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: enjoy that. All right? What's next year? What do we have?

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Speaker 1: Ask man? Your questions are answers, Rob.

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Speaker 4: The goat man, hot goat man.

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Speaker 11: He wants to know where was the worst public toilet

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Speaker 11: you have ever used or didn't?

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Speaker 10: Well?

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Speaker 1: I think I destroyed the public toilet.

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Speaker 2: The worst the one I was at you going to

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Speaker 2: have my gall bladder.

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Speaker 1: Issue a few years back.

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Speaker 2: I was walking around during COVID and it was a

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Speaker 2: it was a hot mess, But the worst one I've

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Speaker 2: been in, probably in Jersey I was driving. Those are

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Speaker 2: legendarily bad. I mean I've been in some really bad ones.

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Speaker 2: I had the one in New Jersey stands out.

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Speaker 1: What about you, Lorena here.

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Speaker 8: At Fox Sports?

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Speaker 11: Really the men's bathroom, yep, that's my answer to it's.

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Speaker 4: I can't even use it. I'm telling you I will

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Speaker 4: get your in.

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Speaker 1: All over my own. You have your own bathroom.

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Speaker 8: Which is why I have my own bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Yes, there's like three women.

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Speaker 8: That doesn't that doesn't and they have their own bathroom,

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Speaker 8: mean that the bathroom isn't discussing still on the other side.

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Speaker 1: I got you all right, what coope? You agree with? Lorena? Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's next year? What do we have? It's ask men.

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Speaker 1: Your questions are answers.

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Speaker 11: All right, Ferd Dog wants to know a Hi Fergie.

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Speaker 11: When given the option of super salad, what do you pick?

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Speaker 1: Well, obviously soup. I never go salad. It depends on the soup.

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Speaker 1: Though there's only like four soups I like, but soup,

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Speaker 1: what about you, Lorena?

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Speaker 8: I usually go salad, and I hope the other person

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Speaker 8: next to me get soup in the haslem of theirs.

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Speaker 4: No, that's a answer.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I like that.

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Speaker 2: You go soup, you go chicken soup, you go you

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Speaker 2: know the French onion.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I want of those soups things. All right, there

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Speaker 1: there is. We do this every week.

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Speaker 2: It's nothing like the mail bag on the Fifth Hour podcast.

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Speaker 2: There it is, ask man, thank you all right,