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Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, two timing, live live, bad.

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Speaker 2: Boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends. They thought they could get

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Speaker 2: away with.

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Speaker 3: That, but now they're about to get busted. Are you

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Speaker 3: interested in trying out some light infidelity but you don't

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Speaker 3: know where it starts. You could go on Amazon and

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Speaker 3: buy the book Cheating for Dummies for fourteen ninety nine

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Speaker 3: plus shipping and handling. Or you could just listen to

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Speaker 3: this segment for free and hear how real life cheaters

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Speaker 3: did it and got busted for it. We've got a

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Speaker 3: few listeners ready to tell us how they caught their

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Speaker 3: dumb exes stealing home, starting with Erica. Erica, tell us

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Speaker 3: how you busted your significant other so.

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Speaker 4: I can laugh about the snack. It's my ex boyfriend,

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Speaker 4: but he was out with his guy friends one night

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Speaker 4: and I got a text from his buddy and it's

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Speaker 4: a picture of my boyfriend in a jail cell.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, yeh dating a bad boy.

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Speaker 1: Wait did he cheat with another inmate? Well?

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Speaker 4: I was like freaking out because I was like what happened?

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Speaker 4: And his friend replied saying, like he got in trouble,

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Speaker 4: but everything's gonna be okay and he's going to get

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Speaker 4: out tomorrow scary, weird. But here I'm super smart because

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Speaker 4: I have his location on my phone my iPhone.

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Speaker 1: It means super paranoid or do you mean super smart?

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Speaker 4: Well both, I guess.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So I have his dot and I find out that

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Speaker 4: he's at a strip club.

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Speaker 3: They have jails at strip clubhere.

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Speaker 4: So I go down there and sure enough, he is

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Speaker 4: in the back.

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Speaker 3: You went, oh, absolutely, he's in the back of the

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Speaker 3: strip club.

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Speaker 4: He's in the back of the strip club in a

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Speaker 4: locked cage. So that was correct. Getting with by a

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Speaker 4: woman who was dressed up as Geppetto from Pinocchio.

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Speaker 1: He's like, remember they have the donkeys in the cages.

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Speaker 3: That script club, nor the way I'm interested in where

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Speaker 3: it's like, let's go to Jared. Jared, tell us how

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Speaker 3: you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 5: Well, I was going on a little vacation with my

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Speaker 5: girl to meet her parents. Yeah, yeah, it was, it

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Speaker 5: really was. It was in her hometown, so it was

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Speaker 5: out of town. And we go and we get.

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Speaker 2: There and she's like, my dad's you know, he's really conservative,

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Speaker 2: so you know, we can't really share the same room.

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Speaker 5: He's pretty old school like that.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: We're like My parents were very like conservative Christians, So

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Speaker 5: I get it. Yeah, you know, I was.

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Speaker 2: She was in her old you know room from when

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Speaker 2: she was a kid, and I was in the guest room.

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Speaker 2: But one night, I'm feeling a little daring, a little dangerous.

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Speaker 3: So if you respect him only before?

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Speaker 5: Oh no, okay, I mean we've all been there before, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: the middle of tonight, what happens?

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Speaker 2: Well, so I uh tiptoe to her room in the

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Speaker 2: most cartoon fashion. Yeah, I give a little single finger

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Speaker 2: tap tap on the door. She has an answer. I'm

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Speaker 2: thinking she'd probably asleep, you know, so I'll sneak in here,

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Speaker 2: wake her up. I opened the door. She's not asleep,

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Speaker 2: She's wide awake and in bed with somebody else. Wait

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Speaker 2: what what?

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Speaker 3: Who would be in the house?

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Speaker 5: Besides she was her old high school ex boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: Who.

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Speaker 1: He already knew how to sneak into her bedroom.

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Speaker 2: That guy came in, He came in through the window.

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Speaker 4: A lot of practice proved that man.

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Speaker 3: Let's hear from Lexi, LEXI, tell us how you busted

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Speaker 3: your significant other.

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Speaker 1: All right, So I started dating a guy mistake number

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Speaker 1: one from the get go. And when he invited me

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Speaker 1: over to his house for the first time, you know,

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Speaker 1: he wanted to give me a tour. It was like

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Speaker 1: three floors and then on the top floor, one room

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Speaker 1: was locked. Weird, so that piqued my interest, so I

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Speaker 1: tried to open it and he got like all flushed

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Speaker 2: Weird.

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Speaker 3: Maybe is like parents or is it his house?

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Speaker 1: It's his house?

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Speaker 3: Okay, that is weird. It's weird.

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Speaker 1: I'm worried that someone's behind the door that we need

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Speaker 1: to rescue.

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Speaker 3: What was going on?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well I guess like whoever was behind the door

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Speaker 1: heard me trying to open it, because the door suddenly

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Speaker 1: like burst open. It was a giant panda.

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Speaker 3: What just eating bamboo?

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Speaker 1: I'm to me, I thought it was like a giant

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Speaker 1: stuff panda, But then the panda put their head off

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Speaker 1: and it was a person inside.

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Speaker 3: It was like.

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Speaker 1: A furry type person, a mascot.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it was a mascot.

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Speaker 1: Well, like it was his best friend who was inside

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Speaker 1: this giant panda and he was shocked to see me.

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Speaker 1: And it turns out they were both like underground furry.

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Speaker 3: Okay, did you confront.

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Speaker 1: Him about that? Well? I was like, dude, what the

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Speaker 1: heck is going on, and he then confessed this like

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Speaker 1: whole thing was a plan to convince me to join them.

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Speaker 3: Oh what were you going to be a cute little pig.

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Speaker 1: Of them? What would you choose?

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Speaker 2: Bunny? That's like literally the least free.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know what his plan was after that,

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Speaker 1: it was just the whole situation was messed up. And

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Speaker 1: literally double backed out of the house and just.

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Speaker 3: Ran, Okay, well you know what they say, Well the

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Speaker 3: girlfriends away, the pandas will play.

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Speaker 4: I've heard that before.

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Speaker 1: Make sure we have a bar.

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Speaker 3: Text board at seven eight, five nine too. If you

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Speaker 3: have a funny story about how you caught your ex cheating,

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Speaker 3: you could be on the next edition of Busted Phone

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Speaker 3: Tabs coming up next