Speaker 1: So Tom Sandoval said that Arianna should move on. I
Speaker 1: think Tom is kind of saying like that she's dined
Speaker 1: out or milked this affair and like it's become her identity,
Speaker 1: like getting over this and it was a while ago,
Speaker 1: and that you know, guess what, that's a business that works.
Speaker 1: Like there's a girl who's on social media, this blonde
Speaker 1: girl who went through a breakup, and like I see
Speaker 1: her talking about it, it's very relatable content. There's another
Speaker 1: one who's part of the alex Earl Crewe Xandra, and
Speaker 1: she's been talking about her breakup a young girl, like
Speaker 1: that's kind of part of her identity. Now it's a
Speaker 1: lot more recent than the Ariana that had to be
Speaker 1: like over a year ago, but she's still kind of
Speaker 1: like it's still it's been a monetizable event, like it's
Speaker 1: actually been a positive event. I mean, I know money
Speaker 1: isn't everything, but we all have to agree that a
Speaker 1: relationship that was on reality television fueled by alcohol and
Speaker 1: drama with an infidelity moment. When there were so many
Speaker 1: infidelity moments on that show, one of them I think
Speaker 1: was don't don't quote me, somebody else cheated with somebody
Speaker 1: else before they got into that relationship. I don't remember
Speaker 1: the show's but one for so long, but infidelity sells
Speaker 1: on Bravo and that, and it sells in the media,
Speaker 1: and it sells for Arihana And now Tom's like, we
Speaker 1: did it. I'm the cheater. I cheated, I owned it.
Speaker 1: We can like move on now. So I thought that
Speaker 1: was interesting. I just saw the clip. But that's interesting.
Speaker 1: There's a girl Dave Portnoy's X like that is a
Speaker 1: big part of her identity on social media now, like
Speaker 1: moving into a new apartment, here's my stuff. I break up, Like,
Speaker 1: breakups are big, and breakups are now lucrative. So Arianna
Speaker 1: paved the way for monetizing a breakup. I guess who
Speaker 1: else has done that? I would say not monetizing it.
Speaker 1: I would say Jennifer Aniston's breakup with Brad Pitt was
Speaker 1: pretty pretty big, like because he was with Angelina Jolie
Speaker 1: and she really got a lot of sympathy. And I
Speaker 1: would say Jen Garner and like Ben Affleck, like she
Speaker 1: got a lot of sympathy, Like I remember Jude Law
Speaker 1: and Sienna Miller, remember that breakup, Like that was like
Speaker 1: he was with like the nanny or the babysitter, big sympathy, big,
Speaker 1: big sympathy for that breakup, Like some breakups are glow
Speaker 1: ups for for for girls in ways like it really
Speaker 1: changes their trajectory. Undeniable that a breakup and a cheating
Speaker 1: scandal changed Arianna's trajectory and they all come back and
Speaker 1: say that, I'm saying that she's happy about it and
Speaker 1: she's reveling in it. I'm not saying that at all
Speaker 1: about anybody. I'm not saying that Arianna is any happier
Speaker 1: than Jennifer Aniston was. Ariana's on a show that is
Speaker 1: what the show is kind of about and thrives on.
Speaker 1: So it's different. But breakups a brutal cheating is brutal,
Speaker 1: but I guess it's a nice pill to swallow when
Speaker 1: a woman can make some money off of it afterwards. Oh,
Speaker 1: Alyssa Milano got in trouble because she did a go
Speaker 1: fund me for her son's baseball trip to Cooper's town.
Speaker 1: People got annoyed because of how much money she spends.
Speaker 1: Why do people count people's money. It is funny because
Speaker 1: Dave Port and I was talking about how now he's rich,
Speaker 1: he's not allowed to complain you can't complain, and it's funny, like,
Speaker 1: so you can't complain, So so a Lissa Milano. Does
Speaker 1: that mean she has to pay for everybody's trip on
Speaker 1: the team, like they go on a trip every year?
Speaker 1: Does I mean she has to pay for everybody's everything
Speaker 1: all the time. Like I just think she probably just
Speaker 1: didn't have done it. Maybe she was trying to just help,
Speaker 1: like say, like these other kids, not everybody can afford
Speaker 1: to go on this trip. But it was a little
Speaker 1: bulky and it was a little awkward. I get it,
Speaker 1: Like I get, but it doesn't mean that if it's
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars, that she herself is supposed to pay
Speaker 1: the ten thousand dollars for the entire trip. Like I
Speaker 1: was talking to these guys who work in the liquor
Speaker 1: business that don't make the kind of money that I make,
Speaker 1: and they have kids, and they one of them said
Speaker 1: that there was a baseball program that one of their
Speaker 1: kids was in that was thirteen thousand dollars. I mean,
Speaker 1: to me, I fell off my chair thirteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you that this year, when I found
Speaker 1: out that the volleyball program that my daughter's in and
Speaker 1: I didn't realize the level of this program. Like they're tournaments,
Speaker 1: they're traveling. This is not including I don't think it's
Speaker 1: including all the travel, and it's not including uniforms. They
Speaker 1: go to different places and play volleyball. And the initial
Speaker 1: check was eight thousand dollars, and I thought, how the
Speaker 1: hell is somebody who's on a budget going to pay
Speaker 1: eight thousand dollars for their kids to do volleyball. Like
Speaker 1: if someone says your kid's going to the Olympic or
Speaker 1: getting a college scholarship, you're gonna try to dig deep
Speaker 1: and like take money out, just like the ice skating programs,
Speaker 1: but like if your kids just like I want to
Speaker 1: do volleyball and I want to do this other special
Speaker 1: outside of school, because school has volleyball by the way program,
Speaker 1: and this program is really the only way you're gonna
Speaker 1: get really good and be competitive at a sport that
Speaker 1: your kid's passionate about. There's eight thousand dollars plus plus
Speaker 1: plus so much so. Paul and I went last week
Speaker 1: to a place, you know, like an hour away in
Speaker 1: New York and you couldn't It was a sardine can
Speaker 1: inside the tournament and we had to go buy chairs
Speaker 1: to sit in there. Like. So I ended up by
Speaker 1: the way, I did something genius. I'm gonna get into
Speaker 1: that in a separate conversation, but we it was packed
Speaker 1: in there. It's like a world, it's a universe, like,
Speaker 1: and all these kids are paying eight thousand dollars. I
Speaker 1: was just shook. So I don't know how much the
Speaker 1: program costs every year, but I know that all Listen Milano.
Speaker 1: I mean, I hope that the other kids don't expect
Speaker 1: that I'm gonna pay their eight thousand dollars. So I'm
Speaker 1: going to back a lista Milano because, like, I don't
Speaker 1: know how much it costs, but if there are six
Speaker 1: kids that can't afford the eight thousand dollars, I can
Speaker 1: tell you with great certainty, I'm not paying forty eight
Speaker 1: thousand dollars for the kids that can't afford it. Yes,
Speaker 1: if there were kids that couldn't afford the uniform, I'd
Speaker 1: pay for it, food budget, you know, a hotel or
Speaker 1: something if someone asked me. But I'm not gonna go
Speaker 1: volunteer to pay for other people's volleyball program. I'm not
Speaker 1: doing that. So Alyssa was trying to like just to
Speaker 1: get other people to help, and it just didn't land.
Speaker 1: And it didn't land because there are real charities that,
Speaker 1: you know, I guess she could have promoted. But if
Speaker 1: these are really underprivileged kids, you know, and it's like
Speaker 1: promoting music in schools and promoting sports for kids that
Speaker 1: can't afford it, it just it didn't land. It needed to
Speaker 1: be through like the Boys and Girls Club or some something.
Speaker 1: It just didn't. It wasn't presented right now. Let's get
Speaker 1: into these kids' sports and this world and decorum. So
Speaker 1: we go to this volleyball tournament and bring us say
Speaker 1: there are no chairs, bring chairs. So people have like
Speaker 1: metal chairs that they brought in folding chairs. Other people
Speaker 1: have like wide chairs that have arms and tailgating and
Speaker 1: like cup holders, and they're there for the day. And
Speaker 1: those aren't efficient. That's like not using a huggable hanger,
Speaker 1: like you can't. You're taking up two car spots with
Speaker 1: those big giant like tailgating chairs, the ones, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. They fold up, they're like canvas material
Speaker 1: and they've got cup holders and you're fucking moving and
Speaker 1: you're camping now. So I was freaking out and I
Speaker 1: was like let's go to home depot. And I asked
Speaker 1: home Depot and home Goods and no one had like
Speaker 1: a fold up, you know, low profile chair that was
Speaker 1: gonna be like lean and I didn't want to buy
Speaker 1: these bulky, big plastic chairs. So I thought, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I have an idea. I'm gonna buy those little foldable stools,
Speaker 1: the ones that you have a little handle. They look
Speaker 1: like a little eight by ten piece of paper. So
Speaker 1: Paul and I went and sat on them. And if
Speaker 1: you're against a wall, you're green. We weren't against a
Speaker 1: wall because there was no room, and so there were
Speaker 1: two big garbage cans kind of like inside the yellow line,
Speaker 1: and we moved the garbage cans and a passive aggressive
Speaker 1: she was like, you can't be over here because like
Speaker 1: the kids need to stand here, and there was no room.
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, I'm a garbage can. Now
Speaker 1: the garbage cans are not in this I am. I
Speaker 1: took the place of a giant garbage can, and the
Speaker 1: garbage can is now right there. So I'm not a child.
Speaker 1: I'm not taking anyone somebody. I took a fucking garbage
Speaker 1: can spot, okay, Because people like to get very hostile,
Speaker 1: including myself, And on these days you're kind of looking
Speaker 1: for a fucking fight. You feel dirty, you're sitting all day.
Speaker 1: There's gross pizza, it's hours of sweating and a hot
Speaker 1: gymnasium other people. Your back's hurting, and you're just like,
Speaker 1: please try me, please fuck with me again, and against
Speaker 1: about my spot. That doesn't matter that no one has
Speaker 1: a problem, So now let's get to this. So that happened,
Speaker 1: and there are parents behind you that if you're sitting
Speaker 1: somewhere like there's no room against the wall, you have
Speaker 1: a kid who's playing right now, and there are people
Speaker 1: that have come and taken their spot like they're at
Speaker 1: you know, they're at Churchill Downs on the day of
Speaker 1: the Kentucky Derby and they've taken a wall spot for
Speaker 1: the fucking day. They're camping out. They don't even leave
Speaker 1: in between games. I don't understand. They find this fun,
Speaker 1: like it's so hot, like go out, go to a mall.
Speaker 1: Like Paul and I went on a couple of individual
Speaker 1: field trips when Brinn wasn't playing. We went to a
Speaker 1: local deli and that was when we went to home
Speaker 1: Goods and to home Depot to try to get chairs.
Speaker 1: And then the next time she wasn't playing, we went
Speaker 1: and found a great place that has a good smash
Speaker 1: burger in Peakskill, New York. So now we're sitting here
Speaker 1: in the place of the garbage cans, and this woman
Speaker 1: next to us. I love these moms. It's like the
Speaker 1: moms that are like the mom my bears that protect
Speaker 1: your kid when a man comes up to them at
Speaker 1: the beach and they like tattletale and they know it
Speaker 1: all and they're like gossipy and I live for it.
Speaker 1: So this mom when the people when the when the
Speaker 1: coach said something to me about like you need to
Speaker 1: be in here, and I'm like, there's no where else
Speaker 1: to fucking be. What am I gonna do? Get on
Speaker 1: someone's shoulders, like hang from the rafters, like I would
Speaker 1: like to see my daughter play. So the woman next
Speaker 1: to me said there should be a rule if your
Speaker 1: kid's not currently playing. They got to get the fuck out,
Speaker 1: because then a couple of cases parents were like, oh,
Speaker 1: if you want to sit in my seat while my
Speaker 1: kid's playing, but then we have to transact all day
Speaker 1: and then I have to like get up and like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're gonna be like oh sorry, my kid's playing, and
Speaker 1: like we're back and forth. It's a great rule. Thank
Speaker 1: you to the mom who said that, like, make an announcement.
Speaker 1: Your kid's not fucking playing, get out, and they should
Speaker 1: just have like everyone could chip in if we're gonna
Speaker 1: pay the eight thousand dollars for the chair program. Chairs
Speaker 1: are around the perimeter. Your kid's not playing, get the
Speaker 1: fuck out. Your kid is playing, you get a chair.
Speaker 1: That's it. Otherwise there are gonna be such arguments. Like
Speaker 1: one man, his ass was like against Paul's face when
Speaker 1: we were on these little stools, like he was talking
Speaker 1: to another gaggle of parents, but his ass was where
Speaker 1: Paul's face. Paul's like, I'm gonna have to do like
Speaker 1: the elbow into the knee soon, and like not a
Speaker 1: mean one, but just like a little like hi, I'm here,
Speaker 1: and I'm like he's looking for a fight too. It's
Speaker 1: like road rage inside a gymnasium. So for those of
Speaker 1: you who get up at five o'clock in the morning
Speaker 1: to go to the hockey rink or go do whatever
Speaker 1: the sport is or the lacrosse, you can't see shit.
Speaker 1: It's such a fucking gigantic field or the field hockey
Speaker 1: or whatever it is that you do. We see each other.
Speaker 1: I respect it, I get it, I understand it. And
Speaker 1: there have to be rules, and it's savage and it's
Speaker 1: the Hunger Games and it's killer be killed, and you
Speaker 1: gotta do what you gotta do. And if one of
Speaker 1: these coaches had come and fuck with me again about
Speaker 1: being in the seat of a garbage camp, I was
Speaker 1: gonna go, you wanna go outside? Okay, I'm not in
Speaker 1: the mood to not today, not today. While we're at it,
Speaker 1: Why are volleyball shorts underwear? Like and every kid is
Speaker 1: picking their ass the whole game. They're like up over
Speaker 1: your thigh, every kid's pulling them down, picking their ass.
Speaker 1: They're like boys short span dex. I don't understand have
Speaker 1: the ones that have the underwear underneath and like their
Speaker 1: area on the outside, Like what are we doing? We're
Speaker 1: not like seals like that. We have to keep stuff
Speaker 1: like close to our body. We're not like Michael Phelps
Speaker 1: swimming where you're like rubbing yourself down in vasilin. Why
Speaker 1: are all volleyball shorts underwear? They're like tight span dex
Speaker 1: boys short black underwear, And I wouldn't say it if
Speaker 1: it doesn't make it's a problem. Girl is picking her
Speaker 1: ass or pulling her shorts down the entire game. We
Speaker 1: need a sports wide change in uniforms. It makes no sense.
Speaker 1: I don't understand it all day. And they're distracted by
Speaker 1: the ass picking because they're looking around to see if
Speaker 1: someone seeing them pull their shorts, not picking their rests. Yes,
Speaker 1: I see you, I'm seeing it. I don't blame you
Speaker 1: because they're up your ass and it's like weird. And
Speaker 1: they're up her crotch too, and this is children, like,
Speaker 1: it's just bad. Get rid of the fucking crotch shorts.
Speaker 1: I don't understand it. I'll never understand it.