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Speaker 1: The Week at Large, I've been hosting the Wendy Williams Show,

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Speaker 1: I am here in Washington, d C. Just got down

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Speaker 1: Feeling real good, feeling feeling busy, busy, feeling real good though,

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Speaker 1: happy to be down there. I like Washington, d C.

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Speaker 1: It's a it's a cool city, fun city. Definitely want

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Speaker 1: etched in my brain since the insurrection. UH had a

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Speaker 1: week of Wendy Williams shows, which was dope. I hope

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Speaker 1: gringo man dingle on live television doing the damn thing,

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Speaker 1: you know, you can watch the episodes on YouTube, the

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Speaker 1: Wendy Williams YouTube page. You can watch all of them

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Speaker 1: and check them out. I think you'll bug out off

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Speaker 1: of it. I know I bug out off of it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be doing it again all next week, a

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Speaker 1: it's bugged out. It never not bugs me out. I'll

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Speaker 1: be doing it the week of the second, the entire week,

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Speaker 1: month of May. Can you fucking believe that ship? The

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Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. In New York City and in Washington,

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Speaker 1: I'm still wearing thick Kashmir sweaters now, as you know,

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Speaker 1: I got to interview some housewives. I had Real Housewives

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Speaker 1: sweeping hot topics. I said the words sweep one time,

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Speaker 1: I'll get to those losers. They're losers, not in real life,

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Speaker 1: got swept ridiculous. No, no other team got swept out

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Speaker 1: finish that production meeting by eight. Then I go up

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Speaker 1: You know, I got what I got four, I got four,

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Speaker 1: I never wear suits, but when you put a suit on,

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Speaker 1: like you're a million dollars um. And then they put

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Speaker 1: they throw are you the funk out there? And You're

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Speaker 1: And this fucking guy, James Cordon, he just announced that

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Speaker 1: That fat little fucking twinky funk James Corey. If he

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Speaker 1: Dingo could hold it down for eight years, trust me.

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Speaker 1: And when I do car karaoke, I ain't gonna just

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Speaker 1: why don't they invite me to these fucking things? Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't understand. Well, I'm the guy,

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Speaker 1: He's great at talking politics. That's how he, you know,

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Speaker 1: my shop? I don't understand it. Heard smoking Joe Biden

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Speaker 1: there and tune these FUNX up. I'll tune him up

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I get pushed to the sign first.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they think I'm really crazy. Motherfucker's might think that

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Speaker 1: I'm actually really fucking cookie. That's fine, that's fine if

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Speaker 1: you do. But it's like another year, another met Gala,

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Speaker 1: that's next week. I didn't get my invite for that.

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Speaker 1: Yet I gotta go over there this year. I said

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Speaker 1: crash the fucking Met gal. I've been talking about it

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Speaker 1: for too many years. Talk is cheap. Every single year

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Speaker 1: they do this fucking met Gala, and every single year.

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Speaker 1: I'm fucking five. I walked by that museum every single day.

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Speaker 1: raised in New York City. I'm the King of Kashmir,

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Speaker 1: Trust me in an interest NBA, It's NHL. The NHL

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Speaker 1: you money with rugby. I don't know shit about rugby,

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Speaker 1: dot com. Trust Me podcast. What else is going on?

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Speaker 1: I talked about Elon Musk the other day. Mr free

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Speaker 1: Speech blocked me on social media, and some people go, well,

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Speaker 1: it could be about free speech. It doesn't mean here,

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Speaker 1: So listen to your tweets on social media. No shit,

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Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that Iron rapports stereo podcasts. There's

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Speaker 1: always a tongue in cheek, always a tongue in cheek

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Speaker 1: in nine point nine percent of the things I put

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Speaker 1: on social media. I'm not fucking dumb. You want to

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Speaker 1: block me, block me, your fucking fake spaceman freak. Now,

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Speaker 1: whether this guy buys Twitter or not, I ain't quit

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Speaker 1: and Twitter. And he was like, I'm gonna quit Twitter

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Speaker 1: while they're driving around in their Testa's fun Twitter while

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Speaker 1: they're driving around and elon Musca's cars, Musca's Musk's Musky.

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Speaker 1: Fuck is this guy is a genius, But he ain't,

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Speaker 1: no boy scout. It's the same fucking guy who will

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Speaker 1: post COVID lockdowns and thought cases We're gonna go to

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Speaker 1: zero in April twent He ain't al he's right. Same

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Speaker 1: guy whose companies Tesla and SpaceX have been accused of

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Speaker 1: racial discrimination. Same fucking guy who said he would solve

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Speaker 1: world hunger with six billion dollars if someone gave him

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Speaker 1: guy's a fucking meme guy. This when you say you

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Speaker 1: know money doesn't buy you happiness, This guy's on social

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Speaker 1: media more than most people, tweeting away with memes. This

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Speaker 1: guy posted a picture of dollar Bill Gates being a

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Speaker 1: boner killer because he's short at Tesla stock. Dollar Bill

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Speaker 1: Gates will piss on your money. Maybe you want. I

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Speaker 1: don't know who cares. Elon Musk, the same guy who

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Speaker 1: keeps talking about being Mr. Free Speech, like it's not

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Speaker 1: the first Amendment of the United States Constitution. It's just

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Speaker 1: so funny to me that, like so many people got

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Speaker 1: their fucking head up Elon Musk's ass, like he gives

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Speaker 1: a fuck about you people. And I'm glad all this

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Speaker 1: goofy ship has made Tesla stock tank go down. It's

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Speaker 1: taking a fucking hit right up to key Star fucking

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Speaker 1: rocket man. You you know, rockets, cars and all that,

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Speaker 1: But social media is my territory. You fuck. You're you

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Speaker 1: just sucked on satting that live. You're not charismatic, you're

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Speaker 1: not funny, your fuck Dolly buck Wall, You're not dope.

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Speaker 1: You're not cool. So you could save your little bullshit

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Speaker 1: memes and drop the disruptive act. Because there's only one

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Speaker 1: great disruptor. Okay, there's only one disruptive warrior in his

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Speaker 1: name is the Gringo man Dingo. You fuck you speaking

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Speaker 1: in social media? You know, I joined truth Social at

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Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport. There's no action on truth Social. It's a

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Speaker 1: joke over there, dick stain. Donald Trump, if he gets

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Speaker 1: back on Twitter somehow somewhere, trust me, he won't mention

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Speaker 1: truth social ever again, nobody cares about truth Social. Bunch

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Speaker 1: of whack jobs on truth Social. Marjorie the muppet faced

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Speaker 1: Taylor Green. You know what she would do if she

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Speaker 1: had an opportunity to meet Elon Musk's You know what

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Speaker 1: kind of a fucking blowjob stance she would get into.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine Marjorie Taylor Green giving you a blowy

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Speaker 1: or a hand job those little stubby fingers. What oh?

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Speaker 1: The NFL Draft. The first round of the NFL Draft

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Speaker 1: happened in Vegas last night. Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: If I'm an NFL executive, if I own a team,

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Speaker 1: if I'm a coach, I draft my first rounder and

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Speaker 1: then I take him and get him the funk out

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Speaker 1: of Vegas on a private jet. Get the yo. I

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Speaker 1: take my first rounder, and we leave Vegas right away,

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Speaker 1: the last place you want a first round NFL Draft

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Speaker 1: picks spending his first night as a professional football player.

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Speaker 1: But we were watching the draft. Defense was the story.

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Speaker 1: The first five picks were defensive players. They're all gonna

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Speaker 1: make a difference. It wasn't like a sexy draft. He

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Speaker 1: had lineman quarterbacks. You know, I just pay attention for

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Speaker 1: fantasy football implications because, like I said, May's around the corner. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Maya's around the corner, and fantasy football is sniffing right

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Speaker 1: up on us. And there were some fantasy football implications.

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Speaker 1: A j big Boy Brown got traded from the Titans

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Speaker 1: to the Eagles. Big upgrade for Philly, and they compare

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Speaker 1: him with that stud Davante Smith, that rookie. It's always

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Speaker 1: good to have a two guard. You always want like

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Speaker 1: a d Wade a DeMar De Rosen six ft four,

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Speaker 1: six ft five six six running routes for you on

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Speaker 1: your fantasy football team. Hollywood Brown got traded from the

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Speaker 1: Ravens of the Cardinals, which was it was shocking to me.

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Speaker 1: It was also shocking to the m v P Lamore Jackson,

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Speaker 1: who tweeted, what the fuck? Like he literally tweeted, what

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Speaker 1: the fuck? And you know that's the thing. It's like,

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Speaker 1: just because you're the I mean, I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: You would think that they would would have told the

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Speaker 1: franchise quarterback, Lamar Jackson, you were making a trade for

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Speaker 1: your boy, Hollywood Brown. But that's just not how this

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Speaker 1: works in pro sports. But like I said, it wasn't

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Speaker 1: a very sexy first round. No running backs were drafted

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Speaker 1: on Day one, and the only quarterback drafted in the

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Speaker 1: first round was that kid Kenny Pickett from Pittsburgh who

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Speaker 1: was drafted by the Steelers, who obviously they need to

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Speaker 1: replace Big Ben and mixed Drabinsky ain't a long term answer.

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Speaker 1: But I like that kid Kenny Pickett. He kind of

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Speaker 1: reminds me of Justin Herbert. But today's rookies are tomorrow's

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Speaker 1: superstar fantasy football players, and we are always in it

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Speaker 1: to win it. Fantasy football never stops, Fantasy football never sleeps.

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Speaker 1: You own a fantasy football team, you gotta keep your

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Speaker 1: head on a swivel. Four seven, three sixty five. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I'm done. Came so disrupted, came sore, disruptive, beautiful, museum quality.

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Speaker 1: I am Rappaport Stereo Podcasts. Listen wherever you are around

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Speaker 1: the world, around the globe, Stay safe, stay sane, have

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Speaker 1: a fantastic weekend, enjoy it, enjoy your time off, enjoy

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Speaker 1: the time to yourself. And, as I always do, at

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Speaker 1: the end of the Iron Rapports Stereo Podcasts, I asked

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Speaker 1: the Dust Brothers, the Bleach Brothers, Miles joining the Bleach Brothers,

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Speaker 1: take me out of here with something real nice. Yes,

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Speaker 1: take me out of with something real, proper Okay, But

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Speaker 1: most importantly and this puppy and this I am Rappaport

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Speaker 1: am Wraport Stereo Podcasts. I'm done.