Speaker 1: One tip I would give for dating an athlete or
Speaker 1: rapper is just no, you go share them, of course,
Speaker 1: But bitches don't know that.
Speaker 2: Why are you dating someone who is still going through
Speaker 2: a divorce with four kids and an unstable job. Why
Speaker 2: are you dating a guy who has two kids under
Speaker 2: two and sells weed bags?
Speaker 1: Why are you.
Speaker 2: Dating a guy who's twenty three years old and may
Speaker 2: be overseas next year when you want somebody serious like
Speaker 2: for me? The reality is the girls that the guys
Speaker 2: are really dating aren't the guys that everyone wants. Aren't
Speaker 2: the hot guys, aren't the super rich guys.
Speaker 1: Decisions Decisions Welcome everybody to another episode of Decisions Decisions.
Speaker 2: I'm your girl, Mandy b aka Pegged the Sillon aka
Speaker 2: full Court Pumps aka Mandy Lapu aka yet.
Speaker 1: Hi and I'm easy out of here. What what isn't it?
Speaker 3: Weisiana?
Speaker 1: Weisiatia like the drop. Okay, I'm still.
Speaker 3: You doing a little, a little switch up.
Speaker 1: You know what it was? This ship? I was working
Speaker 1: out of trap this morning, and obviously there's trap music.
Speaker 1: We really don't have a lot of white people. You're
Speaker 1: absolutely welcome. By the way, I ran into a girl
Speaker 1: at another gym who told me she never went Who's
Speaker 1: a horror high member because she felt like she was
Speaker 1: invading a space. I said, oh, honey, please, I want
Speaker 1: your money, play you gosh capitalist I do.
Speaker 2: Okay, so basical should have told her it's preparations, come
Speaker 2: in come and support a blacknessess.
Speaker 1: No, I was really mad. I was like, girl, this point,
Speaker 1: I'll give you freaking class, bring you better ring your
Speaker 1: white ass period. Okay. So I'm in the class and
Speaker 1: the guy, his name is Harry, who was working us out,
Speaker 1: he starts playing some song and then he's like, wee
Speaker 1: ziata here a walking out of the class. There's only
Speaker 1: white one white girl now in there. And I'm talking
Speaker 1: to the regular and she hears someone say goodbye Wheezy
Speaker 1: and she says to me, shut up. I'm like what
Speaker 1: she's like, I hear that all the time. Never knew
Speaker 1: it was a woman.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, because she thought she were a little weight.
Speaker 1: I know. No, Weezy out of here is the producer
Speaker 1: he beat up drake shit. Yes, yeah, I was like, huh,
Speaker 1: She's like, Weezy out of here. Oh my gosh, isn't
Speaker 1: it you? That's funny? And you know, what I said. Yes,
Speaker 1: yeah it is. Bitch shouted that's crazy, and I don't
Speaker 1: know when she gonna find out it's not. But sorry
Speaker 1: to you mail, that is crazy. I do want to
Speaker 1: give a shout out. I've been I did a challenge
Speaker 1: and it was like a few horre Hive members. Basically
Speaker 1: this challenge we did a chrap. If you worked out
Speaker 1: twenty five times in thirty days, you get three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: So I was telling you know, like my team like,
Speaker 1: ain't nobody canna do this? Butchwo is a little too many,
Speaker 1: that is the lip. First off, you should have did
Speaker 1: like the same. Seventy five hard.
Speaker 3: Seventy five is harder than twenty five, bitch, I know, twenty.
Speaker 1: Five and thirty days. That's it. Working out twenty five days, yes,
Speaker 1: in thirty days, that's a lot.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you I could do it. Oh bitch, can
Speaker 2: you give me that bet? I'll take your money now,
Speaker 2: hold on, I can do that.
Speaker 1: Do you remember I did it with the whorehovey.
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait no, do I get that option?
Speaker 2: Can I work out for twenty five days out of
Speaker 2: thirty and you give me because I'm five hundred dollars you.
Speaker 1: Got to give me a five hundred two though, No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: both of us. Wait no, because then that cancels it out.
Speaker 3: Bitch. I'm telling you I want to do that challenge
Speaker 3: you gave to the people.
Speaker 2: I'm not betting you, bitch. You fucking on a gym.
Speaker 2: You need to give me the challenge because I'm a
Speaker 2: regular person. I have to get something too anyway. Okay, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 2: wait you you can't do it thirty out of thirty.
Speaker 1: And run at through what airport? Can I do twenty
Speaker 1: nine out of thirty?
Speaker 3: What fuck you want know?
Speaker 1: Bitch?
Speaker 2: Because what if I need to crawl out in Thailand?
Speaker 2: This is not a border system, bitch, I said thirty
Speaker 2: out of thirty. You gotta work out sex and airport
Speaker 2: travel does not count as the workout.
Speaker 1: If I can't get to the gym, can I do
Speaker 1: our homeworkout? I need to see it. This we have
Speaker 1: to verify from pictures. I need to see it.
Speaker 3: You just pose it in a little little boo boo whatever.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, real shit after the workout, like you'll see
Speaker 1: this boo. Damn that's hard, bro? What what?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: That's lulu? You know why it's hard Lulu. For example,
Speaker 1: when I take that seven am flight out of LA
Speaker 1: and land at JFK at like four, then you get
Speaker 1: home by six. Who the fuck going to this?
Speaker 2: I don't care about all that. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I don't care about all that. How much do I get?
Speaker 1: Good? Job? Nah? I ain't gonna hold you right. When
Speaker 1: we got to day thirteen, I was like, well, we
Speaker 1: gotta hold on that. We got to cancel some class
Speaker 1: and hold on these bitches. Is the hug them girls?
Speaker 1: Then that motherfuckers? Okay, Now what's craziest? I had sets
Speaker 1: or whatever recently calories?
Speaker 3: Do you know?
Speaker 2: I got on top? And I had to tell him.
Speaker 2: I said, oh, I think I like you because I don't.
Speaker 1: Get on top.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I was feeling the workout, but
Speaker 2: in my mind I couldn't even enjoy writing because I
Speaker 2: was like this, nigga, don't even know. I don't get
Speaker 2: on top, even on top in years like.
Speaker 3: Years, bro.
Speaker 2: And I said, damn, this kind of special getting on
Speaker 2: top is some work, bitch.
Speaker 3: How did you do it?
Speaker 1: Did you lean the body forward? Did you get on
Speaker 1: the field? He was on your knees on top.
Speaker 3: I got knees.
Speaker 1: That's a good one, which was crazy because I was like,
Speaker 1: I know my hips opened that wide. I said, even
Speaker 1: my hips, but you be talking on the ground, I'll
Speaker 1: be doing what if you twork? Bitch, I can't dance stop,
Speaker 1: but you still shake your ass. I can shake my ass,
Speaker 1: but that's not twerking for real. But that's fucking to me. No,
Speaker 1: I'm on top of a nigga. If my pussy feel
Speaker 1: the same as it do when I'll shake it.
Speaker 2: No, No, Like I got on top then I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like this, and I was like this, you gotta.
Speaker 1: All right, that's not like this. Wait my big ass
Speaker 1: panish look wait. I was like, this is not good. Wait,
Speaker 1: I have Penny Last. Let me pull it in. I
Speaker 1: got Penny Last too, Okay, let me make sure these
Speaker 1: tit is in. Literally Okay, you about to show them?
Speaker 1: Coochie girl, this is the YouTube's this show for the
Speaker 1: fucking ass on down.
Speaker 2: God damn it. I thought you were trying to sell
Speaker 2: a show here. Apparently we are. Apparently they're like, these
Speaker 2: bitches must be out.
Speaker 3: Ye hold on, we are.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be like these told me that this ship
Speaker 2: almost ten years They like we about to start selling.
Speaker 2: Matter fact, you know what, Tim let me get the
Speaker 2: mini mark because I felt like that was a little
Speaker 2: too much pussy out.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I gonna hold you.
Speaker 3: I saw your unius.
Speaker 1: Did we get a whole explicit sign over that couch?
Speaker 1: A lip fell out, which I thought of, Look, I
Speaker 1: got a raw song.
Speaker 2: You haven't calvil claws under distress, but you're a fucking
Speaker 2: you butch bitch.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, first of all, haircut? Wait? Wait do
Speaker 1: we have to do? We have to believe that you
Speaker 1: guys would have to tell me more than anything. Just
Speaker 1: get my pussy out of the frame, because I really
Speaker 1: feel like someone can zoom in and see the little
Speaker 1: the lips out. Got it? Yeah, damn you know what.
Speaker 1: I talked about it and then over here trying to
Speaker 1: keep the Areyola's in. When I got out the car today,
Speaker 1: my man said, Yo, cover your titties up, and I'm like, huh.
Speaker 1: He's like, how much do your nipples have edited? Dave
Speaker 1: had to cut out a lot. I was like, I know,
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 1: At one point I remember we were recording. I don't
Speaker 1: know how many years ago it was, but Edding was
Speaker 1: doing this and I thought he was scratched. He was
Speaker 1: telling me coming into it, aren't gonna hold you.
Speaker 2: We had a sex spot. I think at one point
Speaker 2: I thought they were bird calls. I thought she was like,
Speaker 2: open up on.
Speaker 1: Me a niggas a podcast. I'm go thought that was
Speaker 1: on purpose. I mean I think it was at one point, bru.
Speaker 1: But now that I'm reformed, I look back and I'm
Speaker 1: like a slip your what? Girl?
Speaker 2: We was just at the studio and you couldn't find
Speaker 2: a bitch that you fuck because you had all these
Speaker 2: other bitches. Then you realize you didn't even have a
Speaker 2: picture of her. You had a picture of her pussy.
Speaker 3: Is that not crazy?
Speaker 1: You remember that last night? Like, oh, let me show
Speaker 1: you pictures of this bitch. Oh only have a picture
Speaker 1: of a pussy. That's crazy, Amanda. The government is crazy,
Speaker 1: is insane. She's perplexed. First of all, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: a mother soon. And once my kid can speak English,
Speaker 1: we gotta go back. Once your kid to speaking what
Speaker 1: language speak, I'm just saying what they do. Google got
Speaker 1: God and then they but once the baby gets advanced,
Speaker 1: I might gotta be like, hold on when it gets
Speaker 1: to update.
Speaker 3: Your baby go hear everything. It's on the internet.
Speaker 1: But you know what I was thinking to by the
Speaker 1: time my kid is of like school age where they
Speaker 1: can get made fun of. Everyone else's mom did pooring,
Speaker 1: So I'll be fine everybody else's mom, everybody else's mom
Speaker 1: in la or your work like your mom is like
Speaker 1: someone did so.
Speaker 3: Or your mom blessed that she laid by a rapper
Speaker 3: while he slipped.
Speaker 1: Yikes, that's another thing. Bruh. These niggas be embarrassed. I know.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're gonna talk about a different hype
Speaker 1: of niggas today. Wait's what's the topic today?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I literally haven't wait. We have an outline with you
Speaker 1: whoa ladies and gentlemen. I don't know who I'm sitting by,
Speaker 1: and it's not the outline of my draws what we.
Speaker 3: Talk about today?
Speaker 1: Okay, So I really the Turksic cacos combo is just feeling.
Speaker 1: It still comes around. So I was like, you know
Speaker 1: what we need to talk about how to date different
Speaker 1: hyper niggas.
Speaker 2: No why I like niggas. They look like they could
Speaker 2: be cousins. I like either way, go I like the
Speaker 2: same type. Okay, and it's not working for me. I
Speaker 2: came around to where now now it's working.
Speaker 1: Now I want to play two different reactionaries if we
Speaker 1: have time today. But I saw this one and I
Speaker 1: thought it was really fucked up. But there's also possibility
Speaker 1: that it's true.
Speaker 2: See the reactionary, we get right into the mix. Uh huh,
Speaker 2: right into the ship.
Speaker 1: So this is a clip from it's called The Giving Podcast.
Speaker 1: But it's Carlos Miller and he's making a comment. Oh
Speaker 1: he was with Sarah. Yes, I want to have her
Speaker 1: on the pod. Yeah, here is the Oh look it's
Speaker 1: from trap House TV's TikTok Not Mine.
Speaker 4: People treat you different when your lady's unattracted.
Speaker 1: They treat you different. They treat you, Yeah, they treat they.
Speaker 4: Judge you based off your lady. You say you in
Speaker 4: a business setting, right, you bring her around, they're gonna
Speaker 4: look at you like you don't make good decisions?
Speaker 1: What if she's smart.
Speaker 4: Men don't do a lot of business with men who
Speaker 4: are like who that's your thing? Like you have four
Speaker 4: fives and six is around. You can get a lot
Speaker 4: more opportunities as a man from other men if they
Speaker 4: know that you're a guy that brings around a nice
Speaker 4: atmosphere when you're around, like you're the guy that all
Speaker 4: the women like, Yeah, he's gonna get some opportunities based
Speaker 4: off that.
Speaker 1: That is so Atlanta. Is gross. Okay gross, that is
Speaker 1: so fucking Atlanta to me. No, I have thoughts, But
Speaker 1: I do have a bunch of thoughts too, because I
Speaker 1: have thought. If you remember an episode we recorded recently
Speaker 1: where I told my homegirl when I saw her man's
Speaker 1: ex wife, and I said, whoa so, but she wasn't average.
Speaker 2: She was actually like, here's here's and I love Carlos.
Speaker 2: I love Carlos down. Here's the thing about this same
Speaker 2: I think. Here's the thing about this right. The idea
Speaker 2: that a man would think that you are a bad
Speaker 2: decision maker because of the look of your partner, I
Speaker 2: think is false because hear me out, you could marry
Speaker 2: and be with someone who society may not deem attractive,
Speaker 2: but if you bring around the hose or the attractive women,
Speaker 2: then you're accepted. However, your decision making isn't there because
Speaker 2: at the same time, these men are seeing that you're
Speaker 2: cheating on your partner, that you're stepping out of your marriage,
Speaker 2: that you're being disloyal. But as long as you have
Speaker 2: fine side bitches, your decision making makes sense because now
Speaker 2: that you have attractive bitches, like to me, the look
Speaker 2: of the partner that you choose to be with, I
Speaker 2: don't think is true. I don't think that they look
Speaker 2: at your bad decision because if you could sit here
Speaker 2: and be cool with a person that you know cheats
Speaker 2: on their partner or steps out, and a lot of
Speaker 2: men condone that behavior, a lot of men will sit
Speaker 2: here and still co sign an abuser and on all
Speaker 2: these other decision making. I don't think that a man
Speaker 2: standing next to a unattractive woman is viewed the way
Speaker 2: that Carlo.
Speaker 1: I had a conversation once with Andrew Schultz, maybe twenty
Speaker 1: twenty one time we had lunch together. I remember where
Speaker 1: we were, and there was a conversation about someone that
Speaker 1: he used to hang out with. And I will never
Speaker 1: forget him saying this because it let me know men
Speaker 1: actually do clock bullshit. He basically was like he just
Speaker 1: he was talking about this dude, and he was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not about to be out in my green room
Speaker 1: doing things where you're inviting women that you just met, Like,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. We have wives and long term girlfriends You're
Speaker 1: not gonna be bringing some girl around that just popped
Speaker 1: up to see your friend's show. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I don't condone it. Don't have it around me. And
Speaker 1: he really was standing on the fact that he felt
Speaker 1: not to bring up Techie, but like kind of like
Speaker 1: how the fuck you have all of us looking when
Speaker 1: you just met some bitch on ig like on it's real,
Speaker 1: and you're like having her around us and having all
Speaker 1: this access, like that's fucking nuts. I really do believe
Speaker 1: wealthy men men of stature, unless you're having fucking meetings
Speaker 1: at Cheetahs or some shit. You know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: why would they be wanting you to bring fun times around? What?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: And I don't think what Carlos was saying even had
Speaker 1: much to do about fun times. But no, he said,
Speaker 1: if you're going to bring the party around, he just
Speaker 1: say that. Oh, he said, if you the guy that's
Speaker 1: gonna bring around like the ugly girls, no, like hose
Speaker 1: like he said something along the lines of like.
Speaker 4: Who that's your thing?
Speaker 1: Like you have four fast and six is around.
Speaker 4: Oh, you can get a lot more opportunities as a
Speaker 4: man from other men if they know that you're a
Speaker 4: guy that brings around a nice atmosphere when you're.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. So you're gonna get opportunities because
Speaker 1: you bring around some hose. Are you fucking.
Speaker 5: Kidding about attractedness? At this point, it's about what the
Speaker 5: woman is doing.
Speaker 1: It's just so crazy to me that like replacing this
Speaker 1: much value.
Speaker 3: In boy, are you about to say value all looks?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, no, I about to call you hell no.
Speaker 1: I actually think a lot of rich men have ugly
Speaker 1: watch but they do, they do. But I was gonna
Speaker 1: say this much value on you being a nigga that
Speaker 1: hose Like yeah, like I think that it's kind of ridiculous.
Speaker 1: And what about Like, honestly, I do think that the
Speaker 1: higher up you go, as far as up the ladder,
Speaker 1: boss niggas, they're not about to be seeing with no
Speaker 1: fucking raggedy holes all the mother fucking time.
Speaker 3: That ship is private.
Speaker 2: But but to be fair, going against what Carlos said,
Speaker 2: I do feel like men with like men of money,
Speaker 2: stat your power, they get with ugly women, they cheat
Speaker 2: with the with the baddies, but they marry the just
Speaker 2: safe girls all the time, all.
Speaker 1: The time, and all the time. I have one or
Speaker 1: two men that we both know that I'm like and
Speaker 1: I don't want to be rude. We can bleep it out.
Speaker 1: I like the bleep.
Speaker 2: We gotta bleep out of the twenty six who say it,
Speaker 2: and they got ugly ugly because I don't.
Speaker 1: Want you to say it.
Speaker 3: Hold to say it?
Speaker 2: Oh, I know who you're saying. You know what's crazy.
Speaker 2: I would have to be very drunk. I would consider because.
Speaker 1: I want to fuck him. Oh my god, No, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Wrong one, No, no know, I think we're saying the
Speaker 2: same one. Tell me your your text hol on. I
Speaker 2: texted you hold on because there is a a Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. She's a sweet woman, so cute,
Speaker 2: cutie sweet. So I feel like because she's so sweet.
Speaker 1: Man like, that's a rap.
Speaker 2: No, No, with with enough, don Julio, I would have
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: I would be what with enough? What enough liquor for me?
Speaker 1: I actually do want to hold on? Who you gonna say? No,
Speaker 1: that's that's who, that's who. I want to fuck him. Many.
Speaker 1: I feel so bad. I don't me too, because I
Speaker 1: really like her. You saying that you need enough tequila
Speaker 1: for the bundle because.
Speaker 3: I know it's a bundle package.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's so obvious that you might have
Speaker 1: to delete the fabet. Oh wait, are.
Speaker 3: You texted ed it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't text edit, don't tell him, don't bring him
Speaker 1: in on it in the group chat. Oh that was
Speaker 1: to the group chat. Yeah, I don't know. Okay, so let
Speaker 1: me tell you why I bring it up.
Speaker 3: Oh I can't fig now you don't say no more.
Speaker 1: Okay. So I saw the wife out at a party once.
Speaker 1: I was in my Homegirl, did you know how you
Speaker 1: know her? Are you work with her? You know? I
Speaker 1: was like, no, that's Blah Blah Blah's wife, And she
Speaker 1: was like really And I was like, not saying she's thinking,
Speaker 1: she goes they must have been together for a while.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And I was like kidding me, But
Speaker 1: I think okay, okay, wait.
Speaker 5: Wait now hold on, So does that mean that you
Speaker 5: wouldn't conduct any type of business women?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not exactly, that's it. I think that's no. Wait,
Speaker 1: I think it's ridiculous. Also, she wouldn't. Oh no, I
Speaker 1: think it's but but it's also like she's dope. Hold on,
Speaker 1: you know who got a baddie wife? Charlotte mane, I
Speaker 1: ain't just saying next cutause he cut the chick. I like,
Speaker 1: just we gets her her name? Yeah, he says her
Speaker 1: name on the I remember and I say it all
Speaker 1: the time for a wife to be hidden. And then
Speaker 1: you see that, and you.
Speaker 2: Know why, You know why I said her name because
Speaker 2: I'd be like when people bring up just like bitch.
Speaker 1: Now you know I'm talking about Charlamagne's Like oh okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: oh my god, man, let me like bitching other job. No,
Speaker 1: but like you would think when niggas hide something, I
Speaker 1: just always kind of thought, you can't have it all,
Speaker 1: so like you can't have money. Oh no, now I
Speaker 1: realized God is fair. Charlaine don't have in my mind
Speaker 1: to like to like have the lust off of him.
Speaker 1: In my mind, he got a little dick. What that's what?
Speaker 1: So are we talking about Charlotte's too? No? No, no, no.
Speaker 2: So like in my mind when I lust after a
Speaker 2: man that I know is forbidden, after a while, I
Speaker 2: have to convince myself it's whack.
Speaker 1: You ain't missing out on nothing. That back that you
Speaker 1: said you gotta get drunk and you know it's fucked up.
Speaker 1: And he seemed like a good niggas like like, you know,
Speaker 1: you know how we use to talk about like, uh,
Speaker 1: like when we see couples and one ain't attractive and
Speaker 1: the other is, but you're like you don't want to
Speaker 1: have to fuck them to go with the other ones.
Speaker 1: Do you think people gonna know what we're talking about? No?
Speaker 2: I feel like because I feel like there's a really
Speaker 2: popular one that we cool with. You saw him come
Speaker 2: to LA with me and you were like, bitch, yes
Speaker 2: you did, because you were like, why is he in
Speaker 2: the studio here? And I want fuck his wife? To
Speaker 2: fuck him? But see that's another one.
Speaker 3: See what I mean?
Speaker 1: Oh, bitch, just multiple. I could keep the lists going
Speaker 1: together a long time. But but if.
Speaker 3: That's just and then it's like you don't want to
Speaker 3: believe that's they type.
Speaker 1: Not anyway. I just want to say, what do you
Speaker 1: want to say? We're not saying average regular cute, were talking.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. You're making work? Yeah, yeah, you're making
Speaker 1: it way worse. Yeah yeah you're bad now you're being just.
Speaker 3: Because I was still fun.
Speaker 5: Well yeah, but you also said with a whole fucking
Speaker 5: bottle of down Julio at the bottle the bottle.
Speaker 1: Right, if if my visions blurred, I hate I'm sure
Speaker 1: she's a clean woman. Oh my god, Hell, let me
Speaker 1: go follow another thousand wives? Is it rather than or?
Speaker 1: What do you think you said?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Straight to hell?
Speaker 2: Are you going straight to hell? Gasoline draws with them?
Speaker 2: Calvin clads on stop?
Speaker 1: Yes? How old are them? Draws? Does they even?
Speaker 3: Seldom? Calvin Clid draws and get I'll get what.
Speaker 1: I get new packs. I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Not you a new pack of drawkay? Like you are
Speaker 2: thom masculine? All right, I buy my Calvin clients once
Speaker 2: a week.
Speaker 1: I think their okay's the next topic? Okay, so the
Speaker 1: next one is kinky cord.
Speaker 3: Kinky cord.
Speaker 1: We don't have to because I didn't order it for
Speaker 1: my baby does have the blonde. So I'm gonna play
Speaker 1: a little bit of it. But you know that my
Speaker 1: strange addiction type show? What my strange addiction? No, bitch,
Speaker 1: we don't.
Speaker 2: Is it a TLC show? We've never seen a clip.
Speaker 2: We don't watch the same tele it's the.
Speaker 1: Same show where the dude would be falling in love
Speaker 1: to a car, someone eats cotton ball. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: clips from there. I never watched it, but this one
Speaker 1: is on there and I thought, I'm sorry the way
Speaker 1: they I feel like it was health benefits. This is
Speaker 1: clearly a case. Okay, let's see. My name is Nick.
Speaker 1: My name is Aubrey, and we are addicted to drinking
Speaker 1: our urine. And I have not drank for years now,
Speaker 1: each dam.
Speaker 6: Consuming about a half gallon of fresh air in smells
Speaker 6: like buttery popcorn.
Speaker 1: Never in a million years, but I think that I
Speaker 1: would have a son that would be drinking his own
Speaker 1: urine right now. We're about to take a pea shower.
Speaker 1: It almost feels like a drug. Nick, come on, I
Speaker 1: got a wash down the burger with something I've discussed
Speaker 1: it I've discussed. Was that his father that said I
Speaker 1: don't know, well, I just wanted to make Now, did
Speaker 1: you notice real white enthusiasts. I eat natural things that
Speaker 1: come from nature. I sleep on the ground, I surf,
Speaker 1: jump off high things into water.
Speaker 6: I don't use any makeup unless it's a very special occasion.
Speaker 6: I am very minimal with the materials I wear in
Speaker 6: my body and what I consume.
Speaker 1: And we are addicted to drinking are urine, So they
Speaker 1: drink they can Aubrey both drink two hundred gallons of
Speaker 1: urine each year.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so this is actually just even like scientifically bad
Speaker 5: for you because drinking peas as bad as it could
Speaker 5: get you dehydrated, yes, kidney damn, it could give you
Speaker 5: an infection since urine is more like a waste product
Speaker 5: that the body is trying to eliminated, Like this could
Speaker 5: actually message.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy, Like I don't be wishing up
Speaker 2: on people, but like they die, I'm not going to
Speaker 2: be mad, Like I'm not going to be sad, and
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say they deserve it, but bitch, this
Speaker 2: is technically.
Speaker 1: The first thing I thought when Editon said it was bad.
Speaker 1: My father is h Hughes as a Cather. Two years
Speaker 1: ago was the sickest he ever got. They literally thought
Speaker 1: my dad was gonna die because something went wrong with
Speaker 1: the catheter. So what happens when it can't come out
Speaker 1: is the urine goes back into your body, and so
Speaker 1: it gave him and he was in the ICU. It
Speaker 1: was awful, and literally I remember having a conversation with
Speaker 1: the doctor and I was like, this is so crazy.
Speaker 1: Like when I was a kid, I remember they used
Speaker 1: to say cures for my ex would be urine. Blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. It was like, oh live sale shit.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know why people think urine is
Speaker 1: so helpful to the body. Whatever jellyfish thing fled the
Speaker 1: inner so he's like, it became a myth ruined it.
Speaker 1: He's like, because it is so harmful for you. It
Speaker 1: is literally your own fucking waist. And y'all are sitting
Speaker 1: here trying to tell that you sleep on the ground
Speaker 1: and don't worry. Mab. You know what's crazy.
Speaker 2: I actually, now now that we just learn the science
Speaker 2: behind it, I think that they're actors.
Speaker 1: I think that there's writers.
Speaker 2: They come up with the most crazy thing and they say, hey,
Speaker 2: let's go find some like people want to be actors.
Speaker 1: Girl, there was a strike. Biggas eat money.
Speaker 2: I think they're acting. I don't think that this is real.
Speaker 2: I don't believe it.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 5: The biggest thing about that jellyfish thing is that urine
Speaker 5: is not Urine is not sterile?
Speaker 1: Was a strike? You said? The biggest thing is what.
Speaker 5: Urine isn't sterile? Like there's bacteria if you're saying and
Speaker 5: these niggas.
Speaker 3: Like, I'm thirsty.
Speaker 1: I got a white. I gotta wash down my burger
Speaker 1: with some urine. It just sell It's all like gross.
Speaker 1: That's well she you know, I'm just thinking about how
Speaker 1: they smell and they take urine showers at that bitch,
Speaker 1: But you would smell them like the way like when
Speaker 1: you get on the train and you see a nigga
Speaker 1: with a with a cart and you know, you know
Speaker 1: his situation, and they smell like yuck.
Speaker 3: That's probably what they smell.
Speaker 1: Like what they do, you know their situation, they're they're
Speaker 1: what is it a house? Okay, let's go into the tree.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, we're leaving this topic.
Speaker 5: I just want to I just want to, like really quick,
Speaker 5: try to understand where this could have started to.
Speaker 1: Like how by the way, wait, there doing a lot
Speaker 1: of p ship.
Speaker 2: They ain't never getting yes you do, bitch, don't ooh y'all.
Speaker 2: She cover to twenty twenty six forgetting she'd have told
Speaker 2: all I've done people.
Speaker 5: You said a lot is not a lot of words,
Speaker 5: but she's done it a lot.
Speaker 1: A few timesigga a few times. Juie. First of all,
Speaker 1: peepee girl, you peepee girl, you just told the whole
Speaker 1: peepee story that but Thanksgiving and your pissy ass bumped
Speaker 1: up the hotel room. You said, Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: did just say that.
Speaker 3: That was what time of the last three years?
Speaker 1: You had multiple peace stories one time in the last
Speaker 1: three years, buddy, Yeah, I have to think about it.
Speaker 1: I had a thig that wanted to peep. Okay, so
Speaker 1: you want to talk about pee bitch, bring up a peece.
Speaker 1: Start in when the last time I got peet on us?
Speaker 1: Pe you peep peepeede on you? Yeah? And I think
Speaker 1: I think he was like, wasn't you on show you
Speaker 1: here twenty twenty four? We are literally in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: That was twenty two years ago. No, it was like
Speaker 1: the Mexico trip. Literally that was when I was in Tuloom.
Speaker 1: That was one year ago and there was barely any water.
Speaker 2: It was New Year's of twenty twenty four, which is
Speaker 2: January twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: We only wait one year, years and one years. That's
Speaker 1: not how you do the man New Year's twenty twenty four, right,
Speaker 1: because last New Year's he was at home than the Union.
Speaker 5: Years before you peed on you did zoo. That wasn't
Speaker 5: the last time you got pete on though.
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about this.
Speaker 1: I know it wasn't you put it on the outline,
Speaker 1: So you're judging people for drinking people? Wait, did it
Speaker 1: ever go in your mouth?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: What did the peede that when in your mouth tastes
Speaker 1: like I actually no, it didn't. And you know what
Speaker 1: they said after? He was like, you know what, when
Speaker 1: I was peeing, I saw you was really holding your
Speaker 1: mouth tight. That's crazy because I thought you loved me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did you see exactly? Wait, we listened and
Speaker 1: we judge. You see how we judging each other. But
Speaker 1: we the peepee girls? Wait, no, now are the people
Speaker 1: were the peepee girls? It's crazy the peepee girls and on.
Speaker 2: So in twenty twenty six, you not gonna get pissed
Speaker 2: on or peel on somebody.
Speaker 3: Of course, you literally came in here like multiple times.
Speaker 3: Do you never remember?
Speaker 1: Multiple times she came in here with a gallop of
Speaker 1: water preparing her bladder to pee on her nigga, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you how, like time I was on a fitness journey. No,
Speaker 1: you're no, you literally said it. So feel this butter
Speaker 1: so I could peel on my man later. Maybe it
Speaker 1: was a joke, Yeah, joke. I think two things can
Speaker 1: be true. But also when you judge me and I'll
Speaker 1: judge you out to type this, don't you judge pe
Speaker 1: but you judge me about Peep, but you just got
Speaker 1: be on it. But let me tell you. Me and
Speaker 1: my nigga went to the birthday party this girl that's
Speaker 1: always been a prospect. We always like make out with
Speaker 1: her and have fun, but never fart. So we're at
Speaker 1: her birthday party. I don't know why it never happened,
Speaker 1: just it just happn't y'all go get mono out here.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you how. I really we know it
Speaker 1: gonna happen. Now, what happened? So we're her birthday party
Speaker 1: and she starts telling us about this wild night she
Speaker 1: had with her homegirl, her homegirls. Man. She's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, y'all over there. I'm like feeling so awkward.
Speaker 1: My friend brought her boyfriend and the last time I
Speaker 1: saw them we all fucked. I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: why is it awkward? And she was like, honestly, it's
Speaker 1: I think it's just because he was like standing over us,
Speaker 1: like peeing on us.
Speaker 3: And ship dude, wait wait he peted on bofo and.
Speaker 2: Ain't even been able to fuck her yet he turned
Speaker 2: around and look at me and said, I'm never I
Speaker 2: was like, why, I don't know what.
Speaker 1: Why hypocrite? I know, hypocrite. He's like, I just can't believe.
Speaker 1: She was like, I don't know. He just got piss
Speaker 1: and he's like it just felt crazy, And I'm like, right,
Speaker 1: you're just jealous. They yodiggay, get to pistol, hurry you together.
Speaker 1: That's y'all being mad. You know what?
Speaker 3: It was Mandy like, how dare you let someone else?
Speaker 1: It was a little too flusy of bringing up the peed,
Speaker 1: like what like is probably trying to see how nasty
Speaker 1: y'all are.
Speaker 3: She wanted to see it. She heard you on the show.
Speaker 1: I think it was the way she told her, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, my friends up there and her boyfriend pissed
Speaker 1: on you. Like wait, her and her boyfriend pissed on her.
Speaker 1: He was They were standing over both of them, and
Speaker 1: then the girlfriend stood over her and pee too.
Speaker 3: Oh she took two different pisses.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Oh yeah, no, that's nasty. Thank you,
Speaker 1: that's nasty, bro, Because now you fixed it two different
Speaker 1: people pisses all you couldn't Why is that the front.
Speaker 1: You let a couple of piss on you. Why is
Speaker 1: that the frame line?
Speaker 3: You know what, I'm judge. We got in the car.
Speaker 3: I'm not you said, we're on the way.
Speaker 1: Thrive twenty said, He's like, I cannot believe, like when
Speaker 1: you think, like, imagine if we kissed her right after. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me let's go. Let's go to hoole tree because
Speaker 1: it's been a while. Okay, this one Eddn actually picked
Speaker 1: and I actually this is kind of tough. This is tough,
Speaker 1: but you know the song. My talk game is fire.
Speaker 1: It's sonny. It's going and dry and it's coming out soggy.
Speaker 1: I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me.
Speaker 1: M hm, the way I spit. Oh, I don't need
Speaker 1: ad libs. And now you're trying to sign me your honor.
Speaker 1: I'm a freak. Handcuffs, leashes, switch my wig, make him
Speaker 1: feel like he cheating, put him on his knees, give
Speaker 1: him something to believe it. Never lost a fight, but
Speaker 1: I'm looking for a beating in the food chain.
Speaker 3: I'm the one that eat you. This sound likes to
Speaker 3: make the science. It's giving the staff. He ate my ass.
Speaker 1: He's a bottom feeder. Big d stand for big demeanor.
Speaker 1: This just makes the sign right. I can make it
Speaker 1: busts before I ever meet you. Now, make it pop,
Speaker 1: make it wait?
Speaker 3: Really that's what we never make it to.
Speaker 1: The last verse, dog were offside? No, that's like in
Speaker 1: the very beginning this one, well that was the beginning.
Speaker 1: Well it's like after Cardi's verse. Yeah, oh wow, I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna lie. That was hard, but it's okay. The
Speaker 1: other one he got is mad easy, but I'm just
Speaker 1: skipped the beginning. You know, Cadence makes it.
Speaker 2: But if she's saying Cardi's verse where I'm apart that
Speaker 2: big match, like I.
Speaker 1: Would have known.
Speaker 5: I wasn't gonna send that that time.
Speaker 1: Okay, have I in Hiller? Okay, this one is is
Speaker 1: very easy. But let me see damn it edn't what
Speaker 1: ten ten, ten twenty on your titties?
Speaker 3: Bitch?
Speaker 1: Oh it's oh, I know this one one hundred deep
Speaker 1: vi P no guest list. You don't know who you
Speaker 1: fucking with? Got my other bitch talking about my other bitch?
Speaker 1: Why do you whisper when you do this? I like
Speaker 1: it like fucking all night. Nick me ain't selling it
Speaker 1: makes sound too dope. I ain't selling it far fresher
Speaker 1: than a motherfucking gold lettermans last king killing shit, got
Speaker 1: your grandma and my did girl? You know what it is?
Speaker 1: Uh huh what city, bitch? Okay, so why it's one
Speaker 1: of you did the rhythm this time. So that's the point.
Speaker 2: Man, I know, well I couldn't guess the be because
Speaker 2: you didn't. It was a little difficult.
Speaker 1: God, you can never got that rack city. That's a tiger. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I hope about my hangler. I think my friend produced
Speaker 1: that sunny Digital.
Speaker 3: I think, my.
Speaker 1: Friend, why don't do that?
Speaker 3: Don't do that?
Speaker 1: My friend quest Love.
Speaker 3: Literally that's what you do all the time.
Speaker 1: You know. It's crazy. When I was thinking back, I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: because I'll bring up my friend Gabrier, my friend Andre
Speaker 1: and I'm like, now, sound like no, you do, sound
Speaker 1: like you a name dropping ass b This one time
Speaker 1: me and Andrew Schultz had lunch and I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: cut that out. But I feel sometimes it's relative to
Speaker 1: the story. Okay, I mean it was, yeah, was it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I actually like, if it's like something that won't expose somebody, yeah, fuck,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be name dropping ass bitches. Love Andrew. Sorry
Speaker 1: is that a name? Try not on this platform. Hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: our audience is gonna be like this bitch fuck you
Speaker 1: alright Wazy twenty twenty six, saying, okay, so I want
Speaker 1: to get into this, particularly because the Turks and Cacos
Speaker 1: conversation got me. Really. I was saying to you on
Speaker 1: that first episode, keep doing the Turk gakos no the
Speaker 1: Caos conversation, but she was also saying the Turks and
Speaker 1: kegos no. I wasn't like I said the you tube
Speaker 1: first flugg been there and it wasn't off Drake. I
Speaker 1: had my own money.
Speaker 2: I had to know that you ain't going Drakes any
Speaker 2: talking about you know, but that whole like that we're drinking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that bitch out there we try. But that convo
Speaker 1: when we were having it at the top of the year,
Speaker 1: I was like, she's not dating that type of guy.
Speaker 1: You could do that with X y Z type of guy.
Speaker 1: And then it got me thinking, let's go into the
Speaker 1: why you want me to date someone different type of man?
Speaker 1: I don't want to and you like my type, y'all
Speaker 1: ain't hear it.
Speaker 2: But on the Patreon Weezy out here in the likes
Speaker 2: of my niggas again one nigga because he had locks.
Speaker 2: So I told her to take the like back, but
Speaker 2: I said, go unlike that picture.
Speaker 1: I really felt like if I did it, it was phony
Speaker 1: to unlike it.
Speaker 3: Just unlike it. He's not gonna know that you unliked
Speaker 3: his picture.
Speaker 1: Girl. Hold on. Okay, top ten before you have to
Speaker 1: update these men before finding the one? We this is
Speaker 1: what's the list. Reintroduced this ten guys women should date
Speaker 1: before finding the one, and I believe that we could
Speaker 1: go through tips once we go through this LISTO on
Speaker 1: this hype of message guys a woman should date before
Speaker 1: she fires the one. Let's go number one. The hot guy. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: this is a guy that is super attractive. Everybody wants
Speaker 1: to fuck him. It's an ego boost that he's even
Speaker 1: fucking with you. Oh got that? Two? The cool guy.
Speaker 1: The motherfucker knows every fucking type of new music. He's
Speaker 1: so like getting into exclusive clubs. He knows what's on trend.
Speaker 1: He might be a sneakerhead, he might be super into
Speaker 1: like home design, whatever it is. He's just super cool
Speaker 1: and trendy. Okay. Three The ambitious guy. Okay, your mom
Speaker 1: normally loves this one. He's probably working at an investment
Speaker 1: bank and then also has a side business. He's into academics,
Speaker 1: on track to get a PhD. He already has one.
Speaker 1: That guy.
Speaker 2: Four, the super those first three, I think I've I've
Speaker 2: had one, so keep going the four.
Speaker 1: The number four is the super smart, nerdy guy, the
Speaker 1: motherfucker that has read every single book. He knows everything
Speaker 1: about the latest film and will deep dive it. Kind
Speaker 1: of boring, but he's the smartest person always. Five the
Speaker 1: guy that's always had a crush on you. This guy
Speaker 1: has wanted to fuck you for years now. He's obsessed
Speaker 1: with you. You're lukewarm to it, but you give him all.
Speaker 2: No them the worst tites, them ones that make you
Speaker 2: end up on motherfucking Lifetime movies.
Speaker 1: Number six This is obay the party. You met this
Speaker 1: guy at a party.
Speaker 3: You could date these type.
Speaker 1: You ran into him at two other parties this month.
Speaker 1: When you started dating, you realized it wasn't fake because
Speaker 1: you're only running into him because he goes to every
Speaker 1: single party. Number seven is the perfect on paper guy.
Speaker 1: You don't really have a connection with him, but there
Speaker 1: are so many good things about this person. That it
Speaker 1: teaches you what you actually may want in someone else. Okay,
Speaker 1: Number eight in this article, it says the guy in
Speaker 1: a band for us, it's the referen of it. This
Speaker 1: guy seems really cool, he's got access in every place.
Speaker 1: Everybody thinks he's dope. His primary job is being a musician.
Speaker 1: There's probably songs about other women. There's other women on
Speaker 1: his line, but you're secretly excited to just get this
Speaker 1: off your checklist. Nine the older guy.
Speaker 3: At this point. Nine is the older guy. Ten gotta
Speaker 3: be the younger guy.
Speaker 1: It's not the older guy that knows everything, teaches you things,
Speaker 1: knows a good restaurant, very smart. On a different page,
Speaker 1: be it those you old. And number ten is finally
Speaker 1: when you meet the one, and the one will normally
Speaker 1: arrive once you've gotten to have enough experience, knowing once
Speaker 1: you feed up and want to settle, and not you
Speaker 1: want to settle once you explore. They said, men love
Speaker 1: to explore in their thirties and they want to settle
Speaker 1: down Right around thirty six, the one normally who's smart, handsome, warm, honest,
Speaker 1: has enough of a balance of all of these men,
Speaker 1: including the parti er, including the smart guy, including the
Speaker 1: guy that's really into you. We tend to turn, you know,
Speaker 1: turn away with the men that are interested in us.
Speaker 1: And I think as you get older, you're like, you
Speaker 1: know what, this motherfucker is doing all the right things,
Speaker 1: and it becomes less of like an it what they
Speaker 1: become more manipulent. Well, I thought we would give tips
Speaker 1: for dating the athlete, the rapper, the guy that every
Speaker 1: girl wants, and the good guy. Now why, I think
Speaker 1: that a lot of women are sliding in the dms
Speaker 1: of some of this men. These men, a lot of
Speaker 1: women are meeting them out somewhere at a party, and
Speaker 1: they don't necessarily know how to go about things. For example,
Speaker 1: one tip I would give for dating an athlete or
Speaker 1: a rapper is just no.
Speaker 3: You go share them of course, But bitches don't know that.
Speaker 1: I think you know how like you want to play
Speaker 1: the game a little bit and say maybe like, oh,
Speaker 1: well I want him to hit me up at this
Speaker 1: time and be ready for this and be ready for that.
Speaker 3: I like your friend. Them type of bitches don't need
Speaker 3: to be dating.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of bitches are like that. If
Speaker 1: he doesn't hit me up at a certain time, what
Speaker 1: I will tell you from dating athletes or rappers. When
Speaker 1: them niggas is in town, you may be going to
Speaker 1: dinner with other people.
Speaker 2: Oh, you gonna go to you gonna go to dinner?
Speaker 2: Will He's gonna be five other bitches that all think
Speaker 2: they go suck as dicta which onoy who he wants
Speaker 2: to suck a dick at the end of the night.
Speaker 1: I think the one thing I learned from dating just
Speaker 1: If Yale was that our dinner always consisted of someone
Speaker 1: else popping in yep, whether it be security, another front
Speaker 1: on my hallway from the port player, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: And it never feels like privacy and privacy all happen
Speaker 1: in the bedrooms. I don't really like it. Sometimes not
Speaker 1: even they might invite some other pictures kind of let
Speaker 1: that shit go for the parks. That's just the truth, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'll be honest with you. The reason why our
Speaker 1: audience is a little older. I would rather give the
Speaker 1: thirty five and up girlies.
Speaker 2: Do you think angel the list of men that they
Speaker 2: should no longer be dating if they're thirty five and up?
Speaker 1: I don't like if I can necessarily agree to that, though,
Speaker 1: because my homegirls have found in love with dat no.
Speaker 3: No, no no no no to me thirty five and up,
Speaker 3: you should no longer be dating a drug dealer?
Speaker 1: Can I do my allent? I just I just don't
Speaker 1: want to give advice to the girlies to go date athletes.
Speaker 1: That's not the only person on my list the hot guy.
Speaker 1: I think you should be giving tips to women that
Speaker 1: are dating a guy that every woman wants. If you
Speaker 1: don't want too, fine, no no no. My friends are
Speaker 1: ranging from thirty four to forty five, and they are
Speaker 1: dating men that other women want.
Speaker 2: But see, I guess it's different because my friends are
Speaker 2: dating all people that I think they're wasting their time with.
Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean like that we can't.
Speaker 2: But at thirty five, I guess that's why I don't
Speaker 2: have the advice. I don't have women that are dating
Speaker 2: men that everyone want. I have friends that are literally
Speaker 2: moving in jailbirds, like a nigga who's still claiming to
Speaker 2: be a rappera for example. Right, Like I'm a friend
Speaker 2: who's almost forty dating a twenty three year old.
Speaker 1: But the case though, for I would say for dating
Speaker 1: a hot guy, I actually do have really valuable advice,
Speaker 1: and it would be I want to hear it a
Speaker 1: setting boundaries before all else. The reason that a lot
Speaker 1: of women end up getting hurt or getting in situationships
Speaker 1: is because they're with men that have a bunch of
Speaker 1: other women. And so, to me, the best piece of
Speaker 1: advice I can give you if you end up with
Speaker 1: the hot guy for the guy that has a bunch
Speaker 1: of hoes, is you have to know how to move
Speaker 1: with that person. And a lot of the how to
Speaker 1: move is how to move with yourself. Because we're trying
Speaker 1: to give niggas all these rules on how to treat us,
Speaker 1: but we're really just dead and right.
Speaker 2: Thing I think I just call all the bitches done
Speaker 2: like bitches just going to dating still, I think very delusional.
Speaker 2: So to me, especially if we're talking to a monogamous
Speaker 2: girl or a girl that wants to move towards the
Speaker 2: traditional way of living, it's not really gonna be the
Speaker 2: super hot guy that everyone wants that I think that
Speaker 2: she is.
Speaker 1: Suddenly talking to that girl, but a few episodes ago,
Speaker 1: you like, these niggas gotta pay for every day. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying that to pay for everything.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that girls need to know what their standards
Speaker 2: are I don't say that niggas need.
Speaker 3: To pay for everything words in my mouth.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just a lot of the advice you give
Speaker 1: are to men that these girls aren't dating, not I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you in everything.
Speaker 3: No, and I don't talk for everybody.
Speaker 2: The way I move is not how every bitch moves,
Speaker 2: which is why the girls that i'm that I would
Speaker 2: be talking to are the.
Speaker 3: Girls that are moving completely different than me.
Speaker 2: A lot of my friends are dating guys I wouldn't
Speaker 2: fucking They couldn't sniff a fart out my ass. Like
Speaker 2: the guys that my friends entertain are ones that I
Speaker 2: wouldn't look twice at.
Speaker 3: Or ones that I wouldn't consider dating.
Speaker 2: But it's what I see friends are dating, Like, why
Speaker 2: are you dating someone who is still going through a
Speaker 2: divorce with four kids and an unstable job. Why are
Speaker 2: you dating a guy who has two kids under two?
Speaker 2: It sells weed bags? Why are you dating a guy
Speaker 2: who's twenty three years old and may be overseas next
Speaker 2: year when you want somebody serious? Like for me, the
Speaker 2: reality is the girls that the guys are really dating
Speaker 2: aren't the guys that everyone wants.
Speaker 1: Aren't the hot guys aren't the super rich guys.
Speaker 2: They're the more regular guys, and these bitches still don't
Speaker 2: know how to move with them, Like I think they're.
Speaker 1: The regular guys. Are niggas that still every bitch one
Speaker 1: depending on what they do. And that's what I'm saying
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 3: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: I think so many women just want to be kept,
Speaker 2: just want to have a man to claim them. I
Speaker 2: think that we're still in that phase. It's weird because
Speaker 2: we're at that phase. We're also on the internet. You
Speaker 2: have a large variety of women that are literally okay
Speaker 2: with being single, okay with not talking to men, but
Speaker 2: the world is telling them they're lonely, miserable bitches for
Speaker 2: being single and choosing themselves. But then you still have
Speaker 2: a very large portion of women that literally will just
Speaker 2: take what they can get. And oftentimes they're not really
Speaker 2: dating or fucking the guy that everyone wants because that
Speaker 2: man is giving them very little bit of their time.
Speaker 2: They're fucking the guy that maybe doesn't want them, but
Speaker 2: they're like, Okay, this guy, I can manage, this guy
Speaker 2: I can get. I think a lot of women still
Speaker 2: are insecure and dating, and they're not dating or dealing
Speaker 2: with the.
Speaker 1: Very hot guy or the very rich guy, or the
Speaker 1: very wealthy guy. They're dating the nigga that work at FedEx.
Speaker 1: But also on my list are the guy that's super
Speaker 1: into you, the good guy. Like I don't know, I
Speaker 1: have to disagree on this. I really do believe no
Speaker 1: matter what city you live in, all of these type
Speaker 1: of men exist wherever you're at. You could be in
Speaker 1: a butt fuck town and they're still these type of
Speaker 1: things exists.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is what a lot of the women
Speaker 2: are choosing now are just the men that give them
Speaker 2: the attention, and they're not the good guy. They're not
Speaker 2: the super hot guy. It's not the super rich guy.
Speaker 2: It's the guy.
Speaker 1: I can tell you why, it's not the good guy.
Speaker 1: But it's the guy, y'all.
Speaker 2: It's the guy that is giving them enough attention to
Speaker 2: make them feel desirable or worthy or yay, somebody wants
Speaker 2: me like for the this idea that like women are
Speaker 2: even really like again, even the standards like your friend
Speaker 2: did it. But the majority of women, and when I
Speaker 2: say majority, I'm talking about my friends who talk about
Speaker 2: their friends, and they friends talk about their friends.
Speaker 3: What I'm seeing is like they're really not dealing with.
Speaker 2: The super hot guy or the sup They're dealing with
Speaker 2: somebody just they gave them enough attention to make them
Speaker 2: feel wanted.
Speaker 5: I'm here trying to find out which guy I am.
Speaker 3: Ooh, but how do you?
Speaker 1: You might be the mixy guy the Honestly, there's a
Speaker 1: way to date the part of your guy too.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say you would be a guy that
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: If I had a friend dating a guy like you,
Speaker 2: not even you because I know you, but a guy
Speaker 2: like you, I would tell her to that's not the
Speaker 2: one to take serious. He's in the club all the time,
Speaker 2: he DJs, he travels, he is in industry, so proximity.
Speaker 3: You're out late, you work during the day.
Speaker 1: That's so interesting though.
Speaker 2: Like so you're you're the guy though that if you
Speaker 2: gave somebody enough attention, even though you actually come with
Speaker 2: a lot of red flags, as long as you gave
Speaker 2: a woman enough attention, yeah, she'd be like, ooh, I
Speaker 2: found my.
Speaker 1: Boot m damn. Just because DJs wont attention. Bro, what
Speaker 1: type of girl on line? I think?
Speaker 5: I'm Well, that's why I was trying to wonder about
Speaker 5: child like which one like I understand these were the
Speaker 5: categories about mental It's like.
Speaker 1: My girls told me once. I think that's the thing too.
Speaker 1: When she swiped up on my profile, she's like, you
Speaker 1: know what, you kind of look like. She's like, you
Speaker 1: don't post often, but when you do post, you're posting
Speaker 1: a trip or an accolade, and that kind of gives
Speaker 1: the girl that you would assume like its higher maintenance.
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I think I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1: I think I would only be high maintenance to the
Speaker 1: wrong person. But there was something that I spoke to
Speaker 1: Wolf about last night that just came to my mind.
Speaker 1: When you said the girls aren't meeting the good guys,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's true. I think every woman is
Speaker 1: medica guy that they've passed up. And he said that
Speaker 1: he had a friend of his that was a therapist
Speaker 1: and that she realized she was trying to give single
Speaker 1: women advice and that seventy percent of her clients would
Speaker 1: probably pass up her husband and that's when she knew
Speaker 1: she couldn't say shit to people anymore. And I really
Speaker 1: believe huh.
Speaker 2: I just told my friend that I said the way
Speaker 2: that my friends are dating, the way I choose to date.
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty six. I don't know what to tell
Speaker 1: the host.
Speaker 2: They gonna do what they want to do, who they
Speaker 2: want to be with, be unhappy, be it like everyone.
Speaker 2: That's the thing too, when this idea of advice, there's
Speaker 2: really no blueprint. You really can't. You really can't tell
Speaker 2: nobody how to do things.
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I got a disagree on that. I've
Speaker 1: had some good dating advice, or else I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: been in therapy. Dating advice does work, Dating coaching can work,
Speaker 1: like a lot of people really don't understand how to navigate.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I'm saying. For people who actually can
Speaker 2: apply it. I think there's so many people that don't
Speaker 2: know themselves. There's a lot of people who want to
Speaker 2: get the blueprint or how to date without knowing who
Speaker 2: they are with.
Speaker 1: You know, I can only assume people listening to this
Speaker 1: pot or listen.
Speaker 2: Now, they do's a girl every Wednesday, YGD day out
Speaker 2: here with the best bitch like my bigga here on
Speaker 2: a green carter. He married, but I get to see
Speaker 2: him Thursday through Wednesday, and we go on two trips
Speaker 2: a week.
Speaker 1: Yes, but at the end of the day, people are
Speaker 1: apt enough to like put forward good advice, And I
Speaker 1: think that my only job I can do is as
Speaker 1: I learn and get better with dating, is, for example,
Speaker 1: I argue terribly. I want to do a whole episode
Speaker 1: on how to communicate with arguing, Like what's really bad
Speaker 1: was name calling, doing all kinds of shit, and that
Speaker 1: shit don't even come out my mouth no more. So
Speaker 1: It's like there is advice that I really think that
Speaker 1: I could give to people that are in the mix
Speaker 1: of their dating. And because I really feel like I've
Speaker 1: dated every type of guy. I feel like I've had
Speaker 1: every type of relationship. I'm non monogamous lesbian relationship to
Speaker 1: thropple to monogamous relationship, to situationship, don't leave the white man,
Speaker 1: I know what do you call that? Interracial relationship? All
Speaker 1: of them brouh Through all of this shit, I can
Speaker 1: look back and saying every single one something I did wrong,
Speaker 1: And a lot of the times I would think if
Speaker 1: I had to do like a big bag of like
Speaker 1: what was the main common problem? It was that I
Speaker 1: probably put way too much effort into a thing that
Speaker 1: was already dead, Like you ever looked, And the whole
Speaker 1: how do you know when you stay too long, shit,
Speaker 1: I will put some effort into a motherfucker that is
Speaker 1: showing me to saying it because I'm one of those
Speaker 1: that are like, no, let's move this thing forward, let's
Speaker 1: keep trying at it. Not even because I'm like desperate
Speaker 1: more than I think that's what i have to do,
Speaker 1: Like moving forward and moving on to the next thing
Speaker 1: to be didn't seem like a reality. That would be
Speaker 1: my biggest piece of ice to myself, Like I'll let
Speaker 1: that motherfucker go quicker, Like who's the difference? Why y'all
Speaker 1: said I'd be disposed of? Do be disposed?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, But why said she wished she could dispose quicker?
Speaker 1: What the difference would be? Just know when it's time
Speaker 1: to dispose the niggas? This is a special case.
Speaker 5: You a special case, yes, you you you know, bro.
Speaker 1: I listening to her talk and I'm like, so you
Speaker 1: wish you could be more like me, But it's a
Speaker 1: problem with that for you. They're like a new pack
Speaker 1: of gum. I did not treat niggas like a new
Speaker 1: pack of gum like they're tried it, Like there, what
Speaker 1: tried it? Tried it? I feel like tried it.
Speaker 3: Why would you say try it? This is or sweet?
Speaker 2: You think I disposed of niggas like that, I'd be
Speaker 2: liking I kept them around for years.
Speaker 1: You like them? I double back. You show them up
Speaker 1: and then like you spit them out? Did you see
Speaker 1: a man eater? Oh wait a second? How I how
Speaker 1: sometimes you like new flavors you I have not given
Speaker 1: off that you think you get.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I think I just don't be card Okay, Well, then
Speaker 1: that would make me think that you didn't really see
Speaker 1: serious with you. I do.
Speaker 3: I like him, but caring about like I.
Speaker 1: Mean, I don't know. Now, hold on, come on.
Speaker 3: I be happy with my stuff. I'll be happy like.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you need a new fla Okay, I think I'm work.
Speaker 2: I'm very selfish, so like we talked about this at
Speaker 2: the top of last year, I needed my alone time,
Speaker 2: my space. I don't really care if you buck somebody
Speaker 2: else like and I think that in having conversations with
Speaker 2: my partners, they don't like that.
Speaker 1: It gives that I don't care because I guess too.
Speaker 2: A lot of the ways we view relationships is the jealousy,
Speaker 2: the envy, the toxicity, and I don't wanting to argue,
Speaker 2: I don't you know what I mean? And so I mean,
Speaker 2: I do I be liking my nigga?
Speaker 1: You do you like them? For now? I don't like
Speaker 1: both the y'all. Both y'all can suck my dick from them.
Speaker 1: I don't like where this You just said.
Speaker 2: You wish you could dispose the niggas quicker because instead
Speaker 2: of like trailing on?
Speaker 1: How do you know? You say too long? For me?
Speaker 1: I don't believe a waste of my time.
Speaker 2: I don't believe in trying to make a square peg
Speaker 2: fit in a circle.
Speaker 1: What could be the best case scenario if it doesn't
Speaker 1: pay for? What's like your long When I say long term,
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be life one year? What would
Speaker 1: be your long term goal for your own dating life?
Speaker 3: To me?
Speaker 2: And I say this to my partners, I want to
Speaker 2: create memories and be happy with anyone that's in my life.
Speaker 2: So for for a male that comes into my life,
Speaker 2: I wanted to create should that gotta be honest.
Speaker 1: On a date? I want to I want to live.
Speaker 1: I want to live like that You wanted to create
Speaker 1: memories with people, which I would lives are red flag?
Speaker 1: I want to day. What are your long term. I
Speaker 1: want to I want to create memories I do. I
Speaker 1: want to travel, I want to have fun.
Speaker 3: Is that not what you do with your nigga?
Speaker 2: Like, maybe you don't like how I'm phrasing it, but
Speaker 2: it's literally what you're doing is literally the what anyone
Speaker 2: should want in a relationship.
Speaker 3: I want a healthy, loving relationship.
Speaker 2: With someone that I could live life with, that I
Speaker 2: could create memories with that I can enjoy. I don't
Speaker 2: want to be around someone who steals my peace, who
Speaker 2: doesn't make me happy, who triggers my fucking uh nervous system?
Speaker 1: Is it? Uh? Do you ever have a place in
Speaker 1: your life where you would want a main partner? And
Speaker 1: if so, of course, if it has it got more serious,
Speaker 1: Like you think you could cohabitate with somebody.
Speaker 2: I don't want to live with nobody, no ever, Like
Speaker 2: I think that that's the problem too, Like the way
Speaker 2: I view relationships, the milestones that are set forth in relationships,
Speaker 2: the let's move in, let's have a baby, let's get married.
Speaker 2: Those three things aren't aren't things on my bucket list
Speaker 2: to do for you?
Speaker 1: A longtime partner, never living together? Like but you you
Speaker 1: had the desire to live with your ex before and
Speaker 1: talked about it. Where do you think that I.
Speaker 2: Realized and then I realized I want stealing the floor
Speaker 2: windows and he didn't care about it. But if he did,
Speaker 2: I'm actually glad in hindsight that it wasn't the thing.
Speaker 1: You know what it is that sometimes it feels like
Speaker 1: it could be you were in love with your ex. Yes,
Speaker 1: I really believe if you were in love with somebody,
Speaker 1: you would be talking different. I was in love with
Speaker 1: my ex. I never wanted kids or marriage. I'll still
Speaker 1: tell you, by the way, No, I know, I don't
Speaker 1: think I will ever do that. Hold on, I'll take
Speaker 1: a rank, I'll do a honeymoon. Yet I don't think
Speaker 1: that love.
Speaker 3: Maybe my hubby, I'll be his white feet, but it
Speaker 3: won't be on paper.
Speaker 1: But as far as like to me, the end all
Speaker 1: for a couple would probably be building a life together.
Speaker 1: And building a life together doesn't mean a home to
Speaker 1: me even you wait, wait, wait, let me finish, because
Speaker 1: at one point it did to you too.
Speaker 3: No, building a home with a man was never a thing.
Speaker 1: How you almost moved in together buying a home like
Speaker 1: building a home together was not that thing.
Speaker 2: But also we were in New York. Bro, Now how
Speaker 2: I'm living. Oh no, I I don't want to cohabitate
Speaker 2: with anyone. I told you, body get on my nervous
Speaker 2: I gotta put him in a room. Sometimes a cat
Speaker 2: I don't want to be bothered. And that's a cat.
Speaker 1: I mean in Atlanta, you probably have a mansion. I
Speaker 1: never see that anything.
Speaker 5: I was just gonna say. I was like, what if
Speaker 5: you had a location that was so big.
Speaker 1: Like a wing. Yes, if we stayed on different wings
Speaker 1: of the house, sure, yeah, because something eating space. Also,
Speaker 1: I have a couple that's a friend of mine that
Speaker 1: are like very like I didn't even say Nerdi reversion, introverted.
Speaker 1: Like they're both like, I'm very nerusion. I'll tell you no, no, no,
Speaker 1: Like they both get a little weird and they spend
Speaker 1: a lot of separate time together. They live in a
Speaker 1: three bedroom in New York, but it's got a pair
Speaker 1: of stairs. And he was like, oh, it's so great.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we don't see each other till dinner. And they
Speaker 1: both were like really into it. And I think that
Speaker 1: that's a great example of showing that like you can
Speaker 1: want space like a motherfucker and both agree to it
Speaker 1: and then not be something scary but also acknowledging like, hey,
Speaker 1: living together doesn't mean I'm giving something up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know how happy I am When I
Speaker 2: walk at my house and maybe I see my draws
Speaker 2: on the flow from the night before, I'd be like,
Speaker 2: I'm so glad ain't nobody telling me to pick up
Speaker 2: my drawers for the night before.
Speaker 1: Because this is my shit. I don't want to have
Speaker 1: to And this is again the selfish war.
Speaker 2: I don't want to have to consider somebody else with
Speaker 2: what makes me comfortable and what I want to do
Speaker 2: when I wake up when I go to sleep, Like
Speaker 2: I really and I think it's so strange. This year
Speaker 2: has been the most fulfilling year in dating for me,
Speaker 2: in the partners I've had and how we've communicated and
Speaker 2: the honesty and how we've made commitments to see each
Speaker 2: other and being excited and sharing our goals and what's
Speaker 2: happening in our lives.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is fulfilling.
Speaker 2: Like I don't feel like I need anything, Like even
Speaker 2: when I just went out with my homegirl, I was like, girl,
Speaker 2: we outside to find you a nigga. But I don't
Speaker 2: need no numbers. I actually don't even I'm letting you know.
Speaker 2: I want to help you find somebody. But I'm good,
Speaker 2: and to me, that's what like. I just want to
Speaker 2: live life where I'm happy. She wants to create memories.
Speaker 1: Where we're like on Patreon back lash raggedy bitch horacul decisions,
Speaker 1: but it's created. I feel like she's making fun of me.
Speaker 1: I'm not Kodak create memories for talking.
Speaker 2: About the fucking gougen Heimer and all that shit over
Speaker 2: there in the Germany and the Italy and going to Brazilian.
Speaker 2: Youreate you creating about the fucking memories with your nigga.
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