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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the

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Speaker 1: new Hits one oh six point one. Almost time for

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Speaker 1: the Wheel of Misfortune. So Alex, yep, go ahead and

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Speaker 1: spin that wheel. Okay, there we go. Nice, that's a

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Speaker 1: good spend, good rotation. Roasted by the room. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: So whoever gets a question wrong, everybody else in the

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Speaker 1: room gets to roast them real quick on times right.

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Speaker 1: And then if a person gets right, then you get

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Speaker 1: gonna care, but we'll find out who it is in

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Speaker 1: just a second when we play Wheel of Misfortune. But

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Speaker 1: before we play the game, we have to, of course

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Speaker 1: meet the players. And now the starting lineup for your

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Speaker 1: Jubile show at Executive Producer. He takes baths in taco

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Speaker 1: time hot sauce just barns. A wise man once said,

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Speaker 1: on the other hand, you have more fingers. He's from

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Speaker 1: an island that tried to achieve world domination not too

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Speaker 1: long ago. English. Evan, I've been taking a multi vitamin

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Speaker 1: now for like three weeks. It's the vitamin Vitamini vitamin.

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Speaker 1: But it's a vitamin. Yeah, just go next. He didn't

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Speaker 1: speak American. She's a coffee snob and a ball Yep,

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Speaker 1: she'll school you in a game of one on one. Perash.

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Speaker 1: I got some cool new blue light glasses and I'm

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Speaker 1: probably sure they're not going to do anything. Don't judge

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Speaker 1: a book by its cover, but it probably sucks Jubo

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Speaker 1: forsh All right, well, let's just get right into the

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Speaker 1: wheel in misfortune. Here we go. That's right, it's time

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Speaker 1: for the wheel of misfortune. Our pumpkin spiced executive producer

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Speaker 1: Justin Barnes and Studio with a bagful name. He is

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Speaker 1: going to reach into a sack pull out a name

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Speaker 1: The wheel is Pumpkin, and you're with today. They'll be

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Speaker 1: asked a trivia question which will determine their fate or

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Speaker 1: the fate of someone else on the show. If they

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Speaker 1: get it wrong, they'll have to carve misfortunes Pumpkin. If

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Speaker 1: in the studio to take that misfortune for them. All right, Justin,

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Speaker 1: we spun the wheel earlier, and the misfortune that someone

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Speaker 1: getting pumpkined. I don't know if you could tell. They're

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Speaker 1: the theme to my intro there. Yeah, yeah, it was Pumpkins.

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh, Alex, I want to get roasted. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to hear what y'all think. Well, don't get it wrong.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go. If Alex gets this wrong,

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Speaker 1: she gets to get roasted by both Evan and myself.

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Speaker 1: If she gets it right, she gets to choose who

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Speaker 1: trivia question. As automation let's large companies do more work

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Speaker 1: and make billions of more dollars to split between fewer people.

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Speaker 1: You might be surprised to hear that some of the

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Speaker 1: most valuable companies don't have as many employees as they

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Speaker 1: used to. Shocking. I know, the most valuable company in

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Speaker 1: the US in the year nineteen sixty four was AT

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Speaker 1: and T, and they had seven hundred and fifty eight thousand,

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Speaker 1: new Large successful companies are not in the business of

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Speaker 1: creating new tasks for humans. What is the most valuable

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Speaker 1: company today? Oh? Oh wow wow. Well, I'm definitely gonna

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Speaker 1: still probably get it wrong because I feel like it's

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Speaker 1: kind of an honor to get roasted. Yeah, is Comedy

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Speaker 1: Central roasts are pretty cool. You're on a sweet throne. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: But for ill, I'm gonna take a stab at it. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's Amazon. I feel like that would

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Speaker 1: gonna go with Google. Oh. The most valuable company in

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Speaker 1: it's always freaking Apple. Goodness. You are a trickster. Just

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Speaker 1: started you, sir? Mean, so we have to roast Alex

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Speaker 1: real quick. Well, who wants to go first? I should

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Speaker 1: better than that one. Yeah, he just went. I was like,

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Speaker 1: you're effing tomorrow on the show at eight ten? Are

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Speaker 1: getting Divorced? Did Jebel show on demand only on iHeart

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Speaker 1: Radio and the New Hits one h six point one? Kevin, Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: did you hear Alex destroy a freestyle Friday last week?

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Speaker 1: I heard it last week a week four left? Thanks

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Speaker 1: for she is. She is the queen of hip hop

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Speaker 1: She's one Freestyle Friday two weeks in a row. Here's

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Speaker 1: a clip from last week talking about the Candy Twigs

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Speaker 1: of bricks. Give me six please, No tricks, don't beat bricks.

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Speaker 1: Just a lick, just a lickt Yeah, she faded herself

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Speaker 1: out and it was amazing. By the way. It's the

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show on Hits one of six point one. It's

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Speaker 1: time for Freestyle Friday, where we ask you guys the listener,

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Speaker 1: right now, it's Kevin on the phone. Kevin called in

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Speaker 1: to write a freestyle rap about. We play one song,

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Speaker 1: So Kevin, yes, sir, what do you want us to

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Speaker 1: the food court and the pizza should talk about the options.

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Speaker 1: People love Costco. So we will. All right, we'll do Costco. Kevin,

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Speaker 1: want to hear Alex Oh, okay, I'm being exed out

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Speaker 1: give Alex more bars. All right, all right, so we'll

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Speaker 1: week for Freestyle Friday. Alex killed it again. It's the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Alex has one Freestyle Friday two weeks in

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Speaker 1: Freestyle Friday. Hey, Alex of course has to go last

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Speaker 1: are competing for this week's Freestyle Friday and the topic

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Speaker 1: I said about two head to Costco, showing my card

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Speaker 1: at the front door. You know a lot of people

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Speaker 1: can bar row because I'm a different breed. Buy enough

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Speaker 1: bagels the last twenty two weeks and I was hitting

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Speaker 1: all the sample ladies hotter than Chris Breezy. That was

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Speaker 1: being for the pandemic. Now roll up looking like a chemist.

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Speaker 1: Buy a whole chicken for eight dollars and to eat

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Speaker 1: that throughout the week. Get home and I can't control

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Speaker 1: my Costco hung up coming over me? Show my ID

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Speaker 1: when I check out? That's right, I a VIP A

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Speaker 1: foreign remember card, so hit that seven slash. Do you

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Speaker 1: for our first story of the day. Who's on location

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Speaker 1: and then in twenty nineteen he gets married to Shay Wow.

419
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Speaker 1: But I'm like, Okay, he didn't get married because I

420
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Speaker 1: didn want That's great, but like, why stay with somebody

421
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 1: for six years if you don't want to get married

422
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 1: or have kids with them, and then find someone next

423
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Speaker 1: and just get married right away. Yeah that's kind of

424
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 1: he's an idiot because he's a liar. Okay, but yeah,

425
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 1: it's weird to be with someone for six years and

426
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 1: be like, I'm never getting married and then break up

427
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 1: with him and then get married right after. Yeah. Super

428
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 1: weird it is. But you know, if he's happy, then

429
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 1: I'm happy for him. Sounds like you're happy for him. Yeah. Well,

430
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 1: I'm going to go down to South Beach. So that's

431
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Speaker 1: it for the Iron and sending it back to you.

432
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Speaker 1: We'll have fun in South Beach, ye all know, I will.

433
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Speaker 1: This is the Inn, the Idiot News Network where idiots

434
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Speaker 1: are just in the news. For our next story of

435
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Speaker 1: the day, let's send it on over to English seven,

436
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Speaker 1: who's in a Pineapple under the sea. It was fun, Bob, No, Yeah,

437
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Speaker 1: I think so. I think that's where that comes from. Yeah,

438
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Speaker 1: I'm not entirely sure, but I am actually in Philadelphia

439
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,919
Speaker 1: and it is hard to know that people out there

440
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 1: are really living your dreams. And little Oozy Vert, the

441
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 1: famous rap star, is definitely that for me. He and

442
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 1: his friends had a gun battle not too long ago

443
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 1: on the streets of Philly sounds fun. Yeah, but before

444
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 1: you get too carned up about this, don't worry. It

445
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 1: was with paintball guns, so it wasn't like too serious, okay,

446
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:07,160
Speaker 1: And like any good modern day criminal, Ouzy live stream

447
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 1: the event on Instagram. That's how we got caught. Yeah,

448
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, you still can't do that, you know,

449
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's heavily illegal, not outstret streaming.

450
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 1: You're still get in trouble for that. Yeah, But anyway,

451
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,360
Speaker 1: they detained Uzi and his friends and they were later

452
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 1: sighted for the paintballing bonanza. But yeah, it's definitely something

453
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 1: I want to try in the future if you guys

454
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Speaker 1: are up for it. So just let me know. Absolutely

455
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Speaker 1: have gone paintballing. Oh really Yeah, I got hit in

456
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Speaker 1: the nipple and it hurts. That's a good shot, all right,

457
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Speaker 1: But sending it back to you, Jubile. Right, let's just

458
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Speaker 1: in on the Iron and the idiot news network where

459
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. Getting shot with a

460
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Speaker 1: paintball gun in the nipple right after you get it pierced,

461
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Speaker 1: right after you get it pierced churts quite a bit,

462
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 1: thank you very much. English Evan worries all right, and

463
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Speaker 1: next up on the i n N, the idiot News

464
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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news, I'm Jubal

465
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Speaker 1: Fresh and crime doesn't pay unless your hate crimbing yourself.

466
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Speaker 1: Remember Juicy Smolette or whatever it is, the actor, the

467
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Speaker 1: one who beat himself up. Yeah, he paid a couple

468
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Speaker 1: of guys to beat him up on the streets of

469
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Speaker 1: Chicago and then claimed it was a hate crime, sparking

470
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Speaker 1: national protests and outrage, only to find out that it

471
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Speaker 1: was a fraud and he made the whole thing up

472
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Speaker 1: for publicity. Yeah. Well, he was also on the show

473
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Speaker 1: Empire too, you remember that, which he was canceled Trump

474
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Speaker 1: because of that whole incident. Well, Jusie or do you say,

475
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 1: or Jesse whatever you say, his name is back in

476
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,920
Speaker 1: the news today, and it's not for kicking his own again.

477
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:35,119
Speaker 1: The former Empire star and self assaulting celeb is now

478
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Speaker 1: directing a new movie called b Boy Blues. Yeah, apparently

479
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: it's based on a book. I don't know what the

480
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,159
Speaker 1: book is about, though, but I just from reporting on

481
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 1: this because apparently, being a terrible human being who would

482
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Speaker 1: exploit your own community for a raise on a TV

483
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 1: show you work for. It doesn't mean that you should

484
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Speaker 1: find a new career. It just means you're moving on

485
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 1: to bigger and better projects. He can even get a job. Yeah,

486
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: I know, me too, And that's why it's making the

487
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Speaker 1: idiot news because that's surprise to me. Smolett continues to

488
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: face numerous legal challenges and cases stemming from the alleged

489
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,880
Speaker 1: January twenty nineteen hate crime. Don't hate crime, yourself, love yourself.

490
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: I will say that, um anyway. Following grand jury proceedings

491
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,439
Speaker 1: earlier this year, Smolett last month filed Davis charges against

492
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: him dropped yet again. Wow, they are not being dropped

493
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 1: sold Who knows? Anyway. He's onto movie directing now, so

494
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Speaker 1: good for him. Hopefully everyone boy cults the movie. They

495
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 1: probably won't. That's a sad thing because you know the

496
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 1: world will we live any Yeah. I'm really only reporting

497
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Speaker 1: on this because I'm just excited to see how he's

498
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,959
Speaker 1: going to promote the movie. Obviously, the guy's a genius promoter.

499
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: Who knows. Maybe a celebrity boxing match against himself. I

500
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:44,640
Speaker 1: can't wait. We'll see what happens. Joe Job, I see

501
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 1: you about to lose your job. Lady job getting this

502
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Speaker 1: dance yo job it is done today. Nothing, lose ye job.

503
00:26:55,359 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 1: You're about to lose ye job. He's about to lose job.

504
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 1: Well nothing. That was the I n N the Idiot

505
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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they

506
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 1: report the news. Tune in on Monday, same time for

507
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: another hard hitting report. This is I n N Days,

508
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: The Jubil Show, on demand only on iHeartRadio and the

509
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one. It's another Jebil

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Speaker 1: phone frame day mornings. That's one only on the New

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Speaker 1: Hits one oh six point one. What Hello, Hi, This

512
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Speaker 1: is alexis from doctor his office? Is this Fiona? Yeah? Hey,

513
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: just won't let you know that. Elijah's okay, But I

514
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 1: was wondering if you can just come in. We have

515
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 1: something that we need to talk to you about. Um,

516
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,959
Speaker 1: I'm up there right now. I actually dropped him off.

517
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: Is there something wrong with his braces? I just think

518
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 1: it would be better to talk to you about it

519
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: in person. So oh oh, oh no, can you please

520
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,959
Speaker 1: hold for a second. Oh no, what do you mean?

521
00:27:56,040 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: Oh no? Hello as Pat? Hello, I'm sorry. I'm supposed

522
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Speaker 1: to speak with doctor or someone about my son. Elijah.

523
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Speaker 1: Are you I cleaned the office? Clean the office? The

524
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 1: trashis Oh my god, can you please transfer me back?

525
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: Call me about my son. I need to speak to

526
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Speaker 1: the receptionist. No, I take the trash out. I don't

527
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 1: care if you take the trash out. Transfer me back

528
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 1: to the receptionists. Oh my god? What the doctor? Which office?

529
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Speaker 1: How am I hope you? Can you please tell me

530
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 1: what is going on with my son's Elijah's braceist? Why

531
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 1: have you put me on hold for like five minutes? Oh,

532
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: I understand why you're angry. I'm actually doctor assistant, and

533
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: I did take the X rays earlier, so I'm assuming

534
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: you heard. It's looking like a bit of a graveyard

535
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 1: in there. I think we messed up. So I, yeah,

536
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 1: there's you messed up. Well, you know I probably shouldn't

537
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: be the one to talk to you about this, so

538
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: just please hold no do you know? Oh god, doctor

539
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: his office? This is Alexis. How can I help you? Alexis?

540
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 1: Can you please pass me to the doctor. I don't

541
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: like this book passing me to the janitor to this system.

542
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: What he's going on? Oh, Fiona, I know you're upset.

543
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be upset too if I had to pay

544
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: another five thousand dollars and do this for another two years.

545
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 1: So I what, what do you mean another two years?

546
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: I don't understand. What do you mean? He braces off

547
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: in three weeks and five thousand dollars? What are you

548
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: talking about? What do you mean five thousand dollars? Well,

549
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: it looks like we just kind of did a little

550
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: bit of overcorrecting. So it's going to take about two

551
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: years and another five thousand dollars. But I'll transfer you

552
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: to the doctor once again. Ridiculate. Are you kidding me?

553
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: You cann't please me on a hole? No, I took

554
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: it to trash out. I don't know why you keep

555
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: calling you? Why you keep calling I'm taking it out yesterday?

556
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is crazy. Can you please pass

557
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: me to the doctor. Lady, Why are you yelling me? Okay,

558
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: I've taken the trash shot every day all the time.

559
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 1: Everybody called me, say, pat, you don't take the trash shot.

560
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: I take the trash shot every day. I'm like, what

561
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: office you at? Why are you yelling? What can you idiot?

562
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 1: I don't know why I got transferred to you, but

563
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 1: I need to talk to the doctor. I'm not a

564
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: doctor taking the trash shot? Doctor, why are you answering

565
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: the phone you pull? I don't know. I'll go trans

566
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: for your hord on doctor his office. How am I

567
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: help you? Oh my god? Can you please tell me

568
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: what the fun going on? And why you were chosing

569
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: me five thousand dollars and why my son will not

570
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 1: any places off now? Oh okay, that's a lot to process.

571
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 1: As I told you before, I think, Sorry, what's your

572
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 1: name again? Oh Fiona? Like from that one movie the

573
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: song that goes, Oh, Scotty doesn't know that Fiona. Emmy

574
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:55,479
Speaker 1: get it on an every Sunday, say Fiona, that's your name?

575
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: References are kind of my things the doctor. Please let

576
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: me talk to the doctor. Fiona. You sound a little

577
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: bit upset. I'm just going to conference in Alexis. She

578
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: works at the front desk and she knows kind of

579
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: what to do in these situations. So just get one

580
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: second on the doctor. Hello, Oh my god, hi Alexis. Yes,

581
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: So Fiona has a bit of an issue. Which told her, Yeah,

582
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: I was supposed to tell her that you overcorrect her mouth.

583
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: You know that the doctor were supposed to be the

584
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: ones to tell her that you guys West. You know

585
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: that my job is like, why are you guys taking trashown?

586
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: I don't need the trash, the trash the pat right,

587
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: the trash doesn't need to be emptied again, do you

588
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: understand how upsetting are trying to be? On break? Eat

589
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 1: a sandwich? You're very loud answering my question, why no

590
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: one taking the trash show? Where's my five thousand dollars? Fiona?

591
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 1: What is going on? What's going on? Is this is

592
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: actually a prank phone call? Are you no? This is

593
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 1: actually the Jewel Show. It's me Jebil, Alex, what's up?

594
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 1: And English? And Elijah's teeth are just fine? Yeah, oh

595
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: my god, thank god? Wake up every morning with Jubil

596
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: phone pranks, we say Mornings on the twenties, The Jebil

597
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: Show on demand only on iHeartRadio, and the New Hits

598
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: one oh six point one First Day follow Up. You know,

599
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: Being kind of a shy person, I'm always impressed when

600
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: people are bold. Yeah, you know, and they'll ask somebody

601
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: for a number in public that they don't know. Oh

602
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Yeah, Like normally someone smiles at me whoever

603
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: it is, and I usually shudder and then run off

604
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: screaming because people scare me. Yeah, but not Grady, who's

605
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: on the phone right now for a first date follow up.

606
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: Apparently he met a girl with a very bold move.

607
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: That's what he said in his email, Grady, what's up?

608
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm doing all right? How's it going? Okay? Yeah?

609
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: You sound like a bold dude right away? Well actually bad? Yeah, bold,

610
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: but sound as timid as you. That's true. Anyway. What's

611
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: the girl's name that you want to call today? Um? Yeah,

612
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: her name is Kelsey. Kelsey. Okay, how did you and

613
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:13,719
Speaker 1: Kelsey meet? Um? We met a Starbucks and I met

614
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: her at the counter, like working. You were working and

615
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: you hit on the employ Are you having a customer? No, man,

616
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: I'm getting the coffee. Okay, So you were getting a

617
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: coffee and she was the employee. Maybe I'm trying to

618
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: figure this out. She what's she getting coffee as well? Yeah?

619
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: She was getting coffee as well? Okay, okay, So what

620
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: made you feel so bold to go up to her

621
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: and you know, initiate the conversation. Well, I mean she

622
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: was gorgeous. I mean I was looking at I was like, wow,

623
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: now that's a fine woman, all right, And Is that

624
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: what you told her? Right away? No? Tell her? Um,

625
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: I just want to you know how they call out

626
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: your name to come get your order. Yeah, So when

627
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: she came to the counter, I was like, wow, Kelsey

628
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: is my grandmother's name? Was hold? Was that your opening

629
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: line to this? Oh? Yeah it was okay? Well, ye

630
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: got Kelsey? Really your grandmother's name? Because you what are

631
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:10,320
Speaker 1: your house old as your grandmother? Eighteen? She was like

632
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: really And I was like, no, that's funny. And how

633
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: did that? I mean, obviously that went well because you

634
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: guys ended up going on a date? Right? Well? Yeah

635
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: it was cool. Um, I got a number of then

636
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: we talked for a second and then went out to dinner.

637
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 1: Would you guys end up going to dinner? I actually

638
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 1: took it to it. It was a nice restaurant, you know,

639
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: it was It wasn't like top show, but it was

640
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: it was, you know, like middle class. It was nice. Okay,

641
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,479
Speaker 1: how was your vibe during the date? Well? I thought

642
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:42,439
Speaker 1: the vibe was great. We talked, we laughed, a good

643
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: conversation pretty much from the time that we sit down.

644
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: It means she seemed to be feeling me until the

645
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 1: waiter basically walked up and spilled the drink on her.

646
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: Oh oh man, that that sucks. That's not a good

647
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: first date getting a drink spelled on her. At least

648
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,439
Speaker 1: you didn't spell it on her. Yeah. No, I didn't

649
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 1: spell it on her. Know, a little bit got on me,

650
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: but I didn't spill it on her. Okay, So how

651
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: did she react after that? Well? Crazy enough, things kind

652
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 1: of went downhill after that. She attitude kind of changed.

653
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 1: She was ready to go. She didn't want to be

654
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 1: there anymore, which you know, I understood, But then at

655
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 1: the same time, I was like, wow, and right after

656
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: that she was ready to go, she said it. So

657
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, well, I'm assuming she didn't have

658
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 1: the chance to really dry off or carry another set

659
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 1: of clothes with her, because no one saying does that.

660
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: So I mean, well, I personally was ready to give

661
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: her my shirt, you know, I would just sit there

662
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: without a shirt on, you know, because I really liked her.

663
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: I was like, I can do that. But you know,

664
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,959
Speaker 1: at that point, it seemed like that she was ready

665
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: to go. So is that how the date ended? And

666
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: did you guys meet there at the restaurant? Yeah? Actually, yeah,

667
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 1: we met at the restaurant. The date pretty much ended

668
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: after that. I was kind of disappointed. So have we

669
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: talked to her since? No? Actually I have it. That's

670
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 1: why I was calling you guys, because I haven't talked

671
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 1: to her. Have you tried? Yeah, ticks call left messages

672
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 1: and she has responded once, and she has not responded once.

673
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I find it hard to believe that just

674
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: getting a drink spelled on you would be something to

675
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 1: not go out with someone again or talk to him

676
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 1: again if you liked them. Yeah, especially seeing as she

677
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: didn't get it spilt on them by you. So like,

678
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: if you dumped it on her head, that's one thing,

679
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: but the waiters spelled it on or not you. Yeah, No,

680
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 1: I didn't dump it out here. Man. I'm trying to

681
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: find that what was up? You know a lot of

682
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: the time people like don't say everything that went wrong

683
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 1: on the date. So there's nothing else that you can

684
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: think of as to why she's not calling you back. No,

685
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: I really don't. I thought about it a few times.

686
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:50,359
Speaker 1: I was like, no, it was pretty good first day

687
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,839
Speaker 1: follow up. Right in the middle of a first day

688
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: follow up them before we get into things real quick.

689
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 1: A question for Alex yeah, it's the only official female

690
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: in the room. Both Evan and I have a lot

691
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: of tendencies, but anyway, the only official female in the room.

692
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 1: If the server words to spill a drink on you

693
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: while you were out on a date with a dude,

694
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 1: would that ruin the date for you? Um? No? Probably not. Okay, Well,

695
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: there you go. Bad news for you on the phone there, Grady.

696
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 1: If you're just tuning in, Grady is on the phone

697
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: and he met a girl named Kelsey. They went out

698
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: to dinner. He thought everything was going great until the

699
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: waiter accidentally spilled a drink on her, and then her

700
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:27,240
Speaker 1: whole mood changed and they ended the date for obvious reasons.

701
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I would want to end a date too,

702
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 1: if like, my top was wet exactly, if I called

703
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: it my top, that'd be strange. But if my shirt

704
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: was wet, I'd probably want to go home too. So

705
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: they ended the date. No kiss, nothing, and she hasn't

706
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 1: talked to him since and he can't figure out what

707
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 1: went wrong. All right, man, you're ready to call her

708
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 1: and see if we can figure out why she isn't

709
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 1: calling you back. Yeah, man, let's get to it. Well,

710
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 1: here it is all right, here we go. I'm a

711
00:37:49,200 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: call her Reno. Hello, Hi, May I speak to Kelsey please? Yes?

712
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: This is Kelsey. Hey, Kelsey, how are you? This is

713
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: Jewil from the Jewil Show. I'm sorry, this is Jewil

714
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 1: from the Jewil Show. It's a radio show. There's three

715
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,760
Speaker 1: people on the phone right now. Me. My name is Jewbil,

716
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 1: my hot housewife, Alex free ash Hey and English Evan. Hello. Hello,

717
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're Why are you calling me? Well? We

718
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: do a segment on our show called the first Date

719
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 1: follow Up. That's where if you go out on a

720
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: date with someone and then end up not calling them

721
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: back after, they can email us to get you on

722
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: the phone try to figure out what happened. So you

723
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: went out on a date with a guy named Grady recently,

724
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: h Yeah, can you talk to us for a second.

725
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 1: You tell us why you don't want to talk to

726
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: Grady again. He thought everything was great. Yeah, nothing but

727
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: nice things to say. Even you have the same name

728
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 1: as his grandma, which is also the same name as

729
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 1: my grandma, which is strang whoa yeah crazy? Oh he

730
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: told you about the grandma thing. Yeah, he told us

731
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 1: how he met you at the coffee shop and they

732
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,919
Speaker 1: called out your name for your drink and he said,

733
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: that's my grandma's name, just playing I want to go

734
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: out on a date with you. But he did tell

735
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 1: us about your date and how you had dinner. He

736
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: thought everything was perfect. Actually, Okay, Um, that sounds like

737
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: it isn't or wasn't. No, he's a he's a really

738
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 1: nice guy. Um. That's uh. This is a lot that

739
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 1: he called you about me. Um, but he didn't do

740
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: anything wrong or anything like that. Okay, but if he

741
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 1: seems really nice and he's a really nice guy, usually

742
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 1: you would think you might want to go out with

743
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 1: that person again. Huh. Yeah, No, I just I wasn't

744
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: really into the date. And just because somebody's nice and

745
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: he doesn't mean you have like a romantic connection for him. Okay,

746
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,320
Speaker 1: so what like you just weren't filling it. That's it.

747
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: It wasn't anything he did. I just didn't feel like

748
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,439
Speaker 1: or any romantic connection, you know, and I wanted to try,

749
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 1: Like I went on the date. It sometimes you don't

750
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: feel about right, And I also like it's kind of

751
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 1: stupid about I didn't really like the way he dressed,

752
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 1: like really it bothered me. Yeah, like this old T

753
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,359
Speaker 1: shirt had a hole in the bottom. And it's it's

754
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: not that I don't mind that, but it was the

755
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: first date and we went to like a kind of

756
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: nice restaurant, so like try to dress up a little.

757
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: I wore a dress, you know. Okay, So you just

758
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: weren't filling him, so you just ignore him. You couldn't

759
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 1: tell him. Yeah, I wanted to like talk to him

760
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 1: about it, but then I I feel bad about what

761
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 1: I did. What you mean, what did you do? Did

762
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 1: I like after the date or during the date? No,

763
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: it was during the date. Um, Okay, he didn't say that.

764
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 1: He didn't say that you did anything weird. Well, no,

765
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 1: he doesn't know. Okay, what did you do? I? Oh god?

766
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: I I acted like I had to go to the

767
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: bathroom at one point, and when I got up, I

768
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: talked to her waiter and I gave him twenty bucks

769
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,959
Speaker 1: to spill a drink on me. Oh my gosh, Okay

770
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: that was why. Wow, so you could leave the date? Yeah,

771
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:21,839
Speaker 1: oh wow, that's how cool. Damn you really weren't having fun?

772
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: Huh No, it was again, it's not the Hebrew, and

773
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: I just want to get out of there. I'd have

774
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: a long day and I didn't want to be mean

775
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 1: and say, oh, I don't like you and then just

776
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 1: get up and leave. And I don't know. So you

777
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: gave the waiter twenty bucks to spill a drink on

778
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: you talked to us about the spill drink and he

779
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 1: actually said that when the drink got spilled on you,

780
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: your mood seemed to change. But I guess we know why.

781
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:45,919
Speaker 1: It wasn't your mood changed. Your plan came together. Yeah, yeah,

782
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: I mean it's better than just dipping out. I've done it. Well,

783
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: I'm glad to hear that because I've been feeling very

784
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: guilty about it. There you go, creative. I'll give you

785
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,359
Speaker 1: that style points for sure. Why was that the first

786
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: situation you chose? You could have thought of it anything

787
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 1: else to get out of the day. You had a

788
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 1: bad idea. You know, it really wasn't a bad idea.

789
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: I mean it worked, so I might again in the future.

790
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 1: All Right, Well, thanks for telling us that and being honest.

791
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Now I have to be honest with

792
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: you and let you know that Grady is actually on

793
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: the line listening and wants to talk to you. Dude.

794
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: What Yeah, And although there's no way to round a

795
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 1: spell a drink on you so you can talk to

796
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: him for a second, Grady, are you there? Yeah, that's

797
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 1: a still Kelsey little little bit. Sorry. You know, after

798
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: admit I didn't think I was such a bad date?

799
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: Do you had to have someone spill a drink on

800
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 1: you to him the date? I mean you could have

801
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 1: just said that, yeah. Yeah, that's more of a me

802
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: not liking confrontation problem than you like being at bad

803
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 1: like date or anything. No, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, fine,

804
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It happened. You know, we

805
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: can we can, I can get past that. But I

806
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 1: have to say, like I want to do over after

807
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 1: hearing that, she oh, oh, I'm sorry. I like, I

808
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,399
Speaker 1: don't want to waste your time and I just really

809
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: don't think it's gonna work. But thank you. Well, hang on,

810
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: hold on a second. I still have to ask Kelsey,

811
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on another date with Gretty.

812
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 1: We will pay for it, we will, We will pay

813
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: for the drink that you might still on yourself on

814
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,320
Speaker 1: that date. I mean yeah, I mean, you know, this

815
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: time of day and stuff, you know, I won't have

816
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: a hole in my shirt or you know, laugh absurdly

817
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,800
Speaker 1: or something like that. Yeah, I feel like I just

818
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: said no, and then I also said no by leaving

819
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: and not talking to you. Okay, okay, so check it out.

820
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: I'm not taking no for an answer unless you tell

821
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 1: me no three times. No. All right? So she said no,

822
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 1: I think earlier and that was the third no. So no, Grady,

823
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:06,480
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Speaker 1: More Problems, Because on the phone right now, the anonymous

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Speaker 1: person Pee Diddy, Pete Diddy, been a while, did he?

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Speaker 1: What's up? I like the I like the nickname there. Um,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret, Diddy? The fact that you're

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Speaker 1: making a comeback and we don't know yet. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: change your name again. No, that's not my secret. But

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Speaker 1: I have something pretty pick Okay. Um, so I've never

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Speaker 1: told anyone this, Well, thank you for telling us. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm doing this. Um all right, you

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Speaker 1: guys ready, it sounds like it's going to be really, really,

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Speaker 1: really bad, a big dirty secret. It's a big leader

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Speaker 1: dirty here it goes. Okay, okay, so dive in any minute. Now,

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Speaker 1: I'm a cam girl and my family has no idea

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Speaker 1: and I've never told any of my friends. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: nobody knows, no one at all. I love how you

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Speaker 1: said my family doesn't know. It would be weird if

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Speaker 1: you wanted to tell your family. Maybe they wanted to

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Speaker 1: tune in. Just kidding. That's a secret, all right. So

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Speaker 1: you said nobody knows that you're doing this, that you're

854
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Speaker 1: a cam girl. So you you do things on camera

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Speaker 1: for money? Yeah, I do some pretty scandalous things on

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Speaker 1: camera for money, but it's pretty lucrative. I make a

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars extra extra every month on top of my income. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's good. That's good. Okay, So you said you haven't

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Speaker 1: told anybody this, but what you're doing, it's kind of

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Speaker 1: like a high profile thing. I mean, people can recognize you,

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Speaker 1: right if they saw you. Well, I mean I try

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Speaker 1: to keep my face a little bit hidden. You know,

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Speaker 1: were a lot of makeup, maybe put some wigs on,

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Speaker 1: I can, right, that's kind of like the Cloud Kent

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Speaker 1: where Superman just put some glossy really hiding yourself. I mean,

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Speaker 1: sometimes it can be fun, you really get into it.

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Speaker 1: You kind of put on a show for your followers. Um,

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Speaker 1: so it's not. It's kind of fun doing it, but

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Speaker 1: it I feel incredibly guilty for doing it as well.

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Speaker 1: Why though, why would you feel guilty doing that? That's

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Speaker 1: what you want to do, you know, I just feel

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Speaker 1: like I have a little bit of a moral compass,

873
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Speaker 1: but you know, money is money. I have a moral compass,

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Speaker 1: but I'll do anything for money. Well, good luck, then,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dear little secret. Did

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Speaker 1: he Hopefully nobody finds out, But I have a feeling

877
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Speaker 1: if you keep doing that, somebody's going to find out

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Speaker 1: your secret. Well, if someone does find out, only God

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Speaker 1: can judge me. That's true, and your parents that would

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Speaker 1: definitely judge too. What's your Dirty Little Secret? The Jebel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits

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Speaker 1: one h six point one. Alex's Worst Person in the

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Speaker 1: World Today. Who's Alex's worst person in the World today?

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Speaker 1: Mall kiosk workers in the middle of the Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: harass you every time you walk by, every single one

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Speaker 1: of them. They chase you down through them all to

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Speaker 1: try to put on your hands to your car and

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Speaker 1: then curl your hair. I used to not be able

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Speaker 1: to say no, yeah, and I felt really bad, and

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Speaker 1: so I'll just act like I didn't hear them, right,

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Speaker 1: But now I'm okay with being like, nope, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I'm not feeling bad about it. I wonder how many

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Speaker 1: people walk by I'm all kiosk worker who's asking them,

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Speaker 1: you know, if they want to buy a new cell

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Speaker 1: phone or a new cell phone case or some sort

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Speaker 1: of flying saucer toy, and they do feel guilty for

897
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Speaker 1: saying no to them and just walking by BALLI a lot. Well,

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Speaker 1: there was a period of time where I only bought

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Speaker 1: Christmas presents from those people. Oh, well, it's actually convenient

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Speaker 1: if you think about it, because it's the key I

901
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Speaker 1: you don't have to go into a store, you can

902
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Speaker 1: just do it right there. Yeah. And I was also

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Speaker 1: young enough to where I didn't really like acknowledge any

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Speaker 1: other stores or people. So if someone like cooled me out,

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that must be a great product.

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Speaker 1: Oh so you just did it because did you feel bad?

907
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Speaker 1: You didn't want to say no? Yeah? I think I

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Speaker 1: have well in me as well. There is that because

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Speaker 1: I'm English, I feel like we struggled to say no

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Speaker 1: to people. Yeah, but yeah, I just didn't want to

911
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Speaker 1: say no. I'm surprised I don't buy more from markiosks. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: there's such a pushover in life, Like anybody can get

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Speaker 1: over with me on anything, Like I never say no

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Speaker 1: to anything I have. I'm terrible at it. Like, so

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised that me going to the mall, I don't

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Speaker 1: spend all of my money on some sort of weird

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Speaker 1: trinket or bad jewelry from the makiosk score and maybe

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Speaker 1: I should more credit. There's one thing I can stand

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Speaker 1: up for myself with, and that's makiosk workers. That is true.

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Speaker 1: I mean I did buy jewelry. There's a there is

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Speaker 1: a nice kiosk at the mall where I buy jewelry.

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Speaker 1: There is good jewelry, though, good jewely. Yeah, I always

923
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Speaker 1: want to buy the eye style jewelry that they have

924
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Speaker 1: at those things. It does look good, it does. It

925
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Speaker 1: looks great. Yeah, you know, I want to buy that stuff.

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Speaker 1: It's definitely not real. But who wants to sell some

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Speaker 1: calendars in the middle of the mall. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I have bought calendars from the mal kioskars for a gift. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for because they always have those funny ones, you know,

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Speaker 1: so I've got I've gotten about those at a mall

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Speaker 1: kiosk before you can get your eyebrows throated at a

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Speaker 1: kiosk of the mall really really like, Yeah, you've never

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Speaker 1: walked by and you've seen like somebody in a chair

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Speaker 1: laying back. I've seen people giving massages, but there's those

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Speaker 1: two eyebrows. Yeah, it's usually the cell phone people. The

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Speaker 1: ones with the cell phone kiosks are the ones that

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Speaker 1: are the worst. They're aggressive, Yeah, they're super aggressive when

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Speaker 1: you are buy them. I feel like sometimes when the

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Speaker 1: girls who are like trying to comb my hair or

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Speaker 1: like like, have me buy one of those clips, those

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Speaker 1: weird clipping things. If I don't do it, they're gonna

942
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Speaker 1: like come in like bulldoze me down, tackle you on

943
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Speaker 1: the ground, and force you to get your hair curled.

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Speaker 1: You will like it. You know what, though, I actually

945
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Speaker 1: learned something because well, this is kind of like a

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Speaker 1: hack for one of them one Kiosk, those care curlers.

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Speaker 1: There's the girls that like or guys they try to

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Speaker 1: sell flat irons or hair curlers or whatever. Try to

949
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Speaker 1: stop me so many times because my hair will be down.

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Speaker 1: I realized that when my hair was up, like in

951
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Speaker 1: a messy bun, that they didn't stop me. So I

952
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Speaker 1: was like, every time I go to the mall, just

953
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Speaker 1: to eliminate one Kiosk worker harassing me, impossible, bulldozing me.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put my hair up. You know, they're

955
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Speaker 1: a problem when you actually have to change your appearance

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Speaker 1: going into the mall so that the mall Kiosk people

957
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Speaker 1: don't try to attack you. Well, I only ever recognized once.

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Speaker 1: I well, I know, I have like an issue with

959
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Speaker 1: ingrown hairs on my neck from shaving and stuff. And

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Speaker 1: when I walked through the mall, some guy was selling

961
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Speaker 1: like products for like that issue, and he like just

962
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Speaker 1: pointed at me when hey buddy, hey buddy wants some help.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, wow, I'm kind of insecure about that,

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Speaker 1: but thanks. Well, clearly they're the worst. They're pointing out

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Speaker 1: your insecurities. Yeah, they're like my mum. I think if

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Speaker 1: we all just come together ignore the Kiosk workers and

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Speaker 1: the middle of the mall or say no, yeah, then

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Speaker 1: they'll go out of business. Yeah, and then they won't

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Speaker 1: be there anymore, and then you want to have to

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Speaker 1: deal with the mal Kiosk works exactly, Okay, perfect. So

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Speaker 1: I mean in a way, some of the stuff they

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Speaker 1: sell is good. But you're saying that mal Kiosk workers

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Speaker 1: are the worst people in the world today because of

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Speaker 1: how they go about their sales techniques. Yes, okay, so

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Speaker 1: mall Kiosk workers because of you're harassing and guilt inducing, threatening,

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Speaker 1: fear driven sales tactics. So you're the worst person in

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Speaker 1: the world today. That was Alex's worst person in the

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Speaker 1: world today. That was Alex's worst person in the world today.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the

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Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one