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Speaker 1: Today up by laughing at a woman's unfortunate demise via fisting.

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Speaker 2: Wait did I hear that right? We're talking about all

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Speaker 2: five of these fingers inside?

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Speaker 1: Are we boxing?

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Speaker 2: Like like we got one?

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Speaker 1: Are we going? Oh?

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Speaker 2: We got three?

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Speaker 1: Four five? It's like the count vine Hey fingers in DEEPOZI.

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Speaker 1: Now this happened a few years ago. It was my

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Speaker 1: first week of university studying law. I met a young

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Speaker 1: guy a few years younger than me. Let's call him Dave.

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Speaker 1: Dave who was in my class, who I spent most

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Speaker 1: of the first week with. It was our first ever

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Speaker 1: criminology class, and there was a new lecturer, a woman

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Speaker 1: in her mid twenties, and the lesson was in an

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Speaker 1: auditorium of nearly one hundred people. She began explaining the

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Speaker 1: difference between manslaughter and murder and began to tell us

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Speaker 1: a real case example.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: The lecturer, who ended up quite red in the face,

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Speaker 1: explained how a couple in gauging in some sweet sensual

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Speaker 1: role play eventually ended with him doing the old fisty

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Speaker 1: doo to his partner and that that killed her.

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Speaker 2: A was it manslaughter?

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Speaker 1: There was a ring he was wearing that was caught

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Speaker 1: inside her, and unfortunately she bled to death.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, wow wow wow wow wow wow wowow

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Speaker 2: ouch out out. Don't wear rings. Don't wear rings collas, that.

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Speaker 1: Seems obvious, But God, now here comes the f up.

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Speaker 1: As if that wasn't an f up enough. God, Obviously,

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Speaker 1: after the story there was a very awkward silence. Dave

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Speaker 1: thought this breaking noise was the perfect time to ask

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Speaker 1: me a pertinent question in innocence. I don't get why

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Speaker 1: it would be considered manslaughter. Why does she keep saying

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Speaker 1: fisting instead of punching, Dave? Dave doesn't know what's up.

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Speaker 1: Dave does not know what's up, My sweet, sweet innocent child,

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Speaker 1: you sweet babe of a man. The question was so

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Speaker 1: hilariously innocent at the worst time ever. I am now

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Speaker 1: sitting crying, laughing unbelievably loudly at this horrible, horrible story.

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Speaker 1: It was one hundred times funnier, like a joke at

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Speaker 1: a funeral, because I know how surreal it must be

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Speaker 1: for everyone else in attendance to see me laughing so

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Speaker 1: hard I can barely breathe.

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Speaker 2: They think she's a serial killer. Honestly, she's got something.

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Speaker 2: She got dead bodies in the floorboards, you, you might

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Speaker 2: look in good op. Put it like that.