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Speaker 1: the Netflix of podcast. All right, So let's just get

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Speaker 1: into this, you know. I'll just start with fucking Kodak whack. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I tried to tell everybody about what was it? Two

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Speaker 1: or three weeks ago? I tried to tell everybody about

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Speaker 1: this fucking guy. I went viral. My ship talking goes viral.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm good at it. Listen, I'm

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Speaker 1: not just good at it. I'm a trained, seasoned professional.

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Speaker 1: I'm a veteran. Okay, I'm a veteran ship talker. That's

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Speaker 1: a fact. We we we we all know this. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So when I went in on Kodak Black for disrespecting Tupac,

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Speaker 1: his bullshit, I blasted his ass that I came on

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Speaker 1: the podcast and I blasted his ass some more. You

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Speaker 1: know the story, you know the history. Some people didn't

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Speaker 1: want to listen. Some people didn't think that I was

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Speaker 1: the guy who should be blasting this fucking guy because

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Speaker 1: of their own insecurities and their own inadequacies. I said,

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Speaker 1: the other hip hop bloggers? Were the other hip hop podcasters?

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Speaker 1: To shut this fucking guy down. I was a man alone.

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Speaker 1: I was a man alone. I was a man on fire.

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Speaker 1: I was a man apart. I love that movie A

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Speaker 1: Man on Fire with Denzel Washington. I was Denzel Washington

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Speaker 1: in A Man on Fire. Nobody was fucking rocking with me.

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Speaker 1: But I tried to tell you, this guy is out

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Speaker 1: and the internet went crazy. I'm not even gonna play

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Speaker 1: what he said. I'm sure a lot of you guys

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Speaker 1: heard it. Not even playing that ship. Scott doesn't deserve

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Speaker 1: any attention. Listen, there's rules and regulations to this ship.

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Speaker 1: That's what the funk I'm talking about. When it comes

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Speaker 1: What's he's supposed to say? What's he's supposed to say? This?

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Speaker 1: One day, I hope to be viewed in some ballpark

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Speaker 1: with the greats. You're not that the funk out of here, man,

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Speaker 1: You know you're not Tupac. You know you're not Bigger,

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Speaker 1: You're not Nas, you're not even Drake, You're not sucking

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Speaker 1: not Kendrick Lamar, You're not Nipsey, You're none of these guys.

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Speaker 1: You're a buffoon. This guy's a fucking buffoon, Okay. And

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Speaker 1: I tried to fucking jump on his ass, and nobody,

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Speaker 1: well not nobody, A lot of people I didn't want

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Speaker 1: it's one thing. But then when you get the game,

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Speaker 1: And you get a whole bunch of other people saying, yo,

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Speaker 1: other there, You're in a whole other territory. Now. I

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Speaker 1: I'm just talking ship. I don't wish violence. I don't

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Speaker 1: any other level than just that. But you start talking

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Speaker 1: week after this tragedy. Yo, I'm out of it. I

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Speaker 1: didn't need to say ship. And people who came in

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Speaker 1: said what more do I need to say? He's a

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Speaker 1: thing to say some ship and sort of learn from

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Speaker 1: your mistakes. And he backed away and he sort of

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Speaker 1: we're not having that. That's not a genuine apology. So listen.

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Speaker 1: I don't wish any violence on anybody, especially something like this.

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Speaker 1: But this this dude is, he's in he's in hot water. Okay,

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Speaker 1: fuck that, we're not playing your music anymore, Duke, We're

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Speaker 1: working with your money now. And this dude is not

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Speaker 1: your cook out his corny. You're not playing any fly ship,

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Speaker 1: I tried to tell you motherfucker's two weeks ago, all right,

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Speaker 1: and now you think you're doing it. I've been on

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Speaker 1: this fucking guy. These guys are. This guy's a fucking bozo. Man.

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Speaker 1: This gutt needs to go into a corner, go into

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Speaker 1: There's gotta be checks and balances. There's gotta be rules

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Speaker 1: and regulations. And it's not just the behavior, it's the music.

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Speaker 1: there's gotta be hardcore. There's gotta be uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: people thinking this guy's somebody who's dope. This guy is

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Speaker 1: not dope. This guy is not a dope rapper and

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Speaker 1: he's not a dope thinker. Forget the music. Some people

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Speaker 1: I can't change that, Nord do I want to change that.

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Speaker 1: But at least, if you're not a dope rapper, at

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Speaker 1: and watch what you say and be respectful. Shitamn, the

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Speaker 1: other dude who's out here playing himself, I mean just

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Speaker 1: playing himself, Antonio Brown of the Oakland Raiders, Uh, has

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Speaker 1: just been just I don't know if he misses being

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Speaker 1: around Juju Smith Schuster or like he's envious of him,

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Speaker 1: the yard. First of all, he bleached his mustache blonde.

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Speaker 1: He's walking around with a bleach blonde mustache, looking ridiculous. Okay,

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Speaker 1: There's always gonna be that block, great career, first ballot

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Speaker 1: Hall of Famer, scoring machine. I think he played twenties

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Speaker 1: seasons in the NBA. Uh. He made a comment the

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Speaker 1: other day that his career was better than Dwyane Wade's career,

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Speaker 1: or he was basically better than Dwyane Wade, and the

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Speaker 1: Internet went crazy and people were talking talking so much

422
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 1: ship to Paul Pierce, like he was this and he

423
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Speaker 1: was that, and like like he was Brian Scalabrini. You know,

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Speaker 1: don't don't get it twisted. Do not get it fucking twisted.

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Speaker 1: Paul Pierce is a fucking he's a He's ridiculous. He

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Speaker 1: is ridiculous. And whether he not whether or not he

427
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Speaker 1: won more championships in d Wade, he didn't, whether or

428
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Speaker 1: not he had the talent around him, uh, and the

429
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,879
Speaker 1: stars around him consistently like d Wade he didn't. And

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Speaker 1: whether or not statistically Dwyane Wade is better or not.

431
00:26:56,280 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 1: If he's better statistically, he ain't better by much. Number one.

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00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: Number two. We're talking about a small forward and a

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00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 1: two guard. Okay, they don't even play the same fucking position.

434
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: But people were coming at Paul Pierce like he was

435
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: Brian Scalabrini saying that ship. Yo. People's memories are short

436
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:21,959
Speaker 1: term memory, really short term memory. Uh. You know, Dwyane

437
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:26,159
Speaker 1: Wade is beloved. Dwyane Wade played for Miami. Dwyane Wade,

438
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 1: you know, stay likable and all that ship and all

439
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:33,719
Speaker 1: that stuff. And Paul Pierce brought the fucking noise to everybody.

440
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 1: He brought it to Kobe when they won the championship,

441
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: he brought it to Lebron and then when they played Miami.

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00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: He brought it every single place he went. And to

443
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: try to like flip on Paul Pierce, the internet is

444
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 1: fucked up, man, And and just people don't watch the games.

445
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,959
Speaker 1: People watch highlights yo, d Wade, he's playing it. It's

446
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 1: and then Gabriel Union his wife got into it, and

447
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 1: then Dwyane Wade sunshins. I'm like, yo, this is this

448
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: is insane in here, this this, this is insane. Here

449
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 1: to try to uh. Paul Pierce wasn't even dissing him.

450
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: He's just saying, yo, I think I'm better than him.

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00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,199
Speaker 1: I think of course he thinks that. And you know,

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Speaker 1: Paul Pierce like yo, I, but I guarantee you Paul

453
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 1: Pierce like yo, I busted his ass like that. Dude

454
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: can't guard him, trust me. You know Dwyane Wade cannot guard. Also,

455
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 1: we're talking about a guy who's six nine, six eight

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00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 1: and a guy who's six five. They're different players who

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00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 1: played different positions. Both are ridiculous, both the Hall of

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Speaker 1: Famers And if Dwyane Wade's career is better, it ain't

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Speaker 1: better by much. Don't get it fucking twisted. Watch the games,

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00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: you lanes. I'm so sick of people talking about basketball

461
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: and all they do is watch highlights. Ball is life

462
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 1: highlights and ball God highlights and he has they don't.

463
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 1: They haven't sit down and watch a game in years. Okay,

464
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: when the playoffs. Come sit down, put your phone down

465
00:28:56,440 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: and watch the fucking game. It's a beautiful game. Is different?

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Speaker 1: Has it changed from the eighties and nineties? Yes, is

467
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: what they are. These guys ridiculously talented. Ridiculously talented, watch

468
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: the fucking games. Switching subjects here. Um. I read this

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Speaker 1: story today and I had to say I was very

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Speaker 1: excited about this. Um Um. You've heard different things about

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Speaker 1: this over the years, but I choose to believe this.

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Speaker 1: Scientist at St. Austin University in North Carolina investigated the

473
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Speaker 1: benefits of vaginal and cervical mucus consumptions and the results

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Speaker 1: were amazing. Basically, what that means, in Layman's terms, is

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Speaker 1: eating vagina, eating eating pussy. The fluids that you get

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Speaker 1: make you help make you immune to cancer and other diseases. Now,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I don't like to get

478
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Speaker 1: too graphic when it comes to my sex life past

479
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Speaker 1: and president. I have a wife, but I will say this.

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Speaker 1: When I was younger, in my twenties, I would perform

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Speaker 1: let's call it the con lingus that I said, lingus lingus,

482
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Speaker 1: and I wasn't that good at it. You just did

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Speaker 1: it because you you did it. I didn't know my

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Speaker 1: way around a vagina, Okay, but then something happened. When

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Speaker 1: I was about I don't know something, something clicked and

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Speaker 1: and I will say this, Uh, it's a beautiful thing.

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Speaker 1: Uh when you figure out how to work of vagina.

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Speaker 1: And now to find out that the good, good people,

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Speaker 1: the good scientists at St. Austin University in North Carolina.

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Speaker 1: Everybody has heard of the scientists and the scientific program

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Speaker 1: at St. Austin's University, North Carolina. Duh, it's like Harvard Yale, St.

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00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: Austin's University in North Carolina, particularly the science program. Now

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00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: they're saying literally, and I'm not making this up, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I broke rule number one of the Iron Rapports stereo podcast,

495
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Speaker 1: and I fact check this. They are saying that vaginal

496
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Speaker 1: fluids help make you immune to cancer and other diseases.

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Speaker 1: Young fellas out there, yo, yo, my, my, my young guns,

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Speaker 1: my young shooters, my young stickman. When when you figure

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Speaker 1: out how to get down, uh with with with with

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Speaker 1: with your, with with your your your your proceeding, it's

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Speaker 1: a whole new level. It's a whole new world that

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Speaker 1: I know you're probably saying that I am telling you

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Speaker 1: trust me, and it's like the giving is receiving for me,

504
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like the giving is receiving

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Speaker 1: from me. And I'm gonna just I'm gonna just leave

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00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: it at that. But I trust the scientists at St.

507
00:31:55,960 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: Austin's University in North Kakalaka. Um, this is some good news. UM.

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Speaker 1: I think this is the third time it's happened in

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Speaker 1: two thousand nineteen that US at the Iron rappor Stereo

510
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Speaker 1: podcasts have reported in South Africa, South African h park,

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Speaker 1: a South African hunting place, a poacher, A rhino poacher. Um,

512
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: a guy who goes out there to kill rhinoceroses. Why

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Speaker 1: would you want to do this? Huh? So you could

514
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Speaker 1: have the tusks on your wall, You sick dog, you

515
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: sick fucking animal. Well, God is good and the lions

516
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Speaker 1: are still the king of the fucking jungle. Is that

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Speaker 1: the lions? That? Yeah, the lions are the king of

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Speaker 1: the jungle. In Kruger National Park, some dumb ass, sick

519
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 1: fucking poacher was killed last week by an elephant. An

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00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: elephant killed him, probably trampled his dumb ass, and his

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Speaker 1: remains were div houred by a pride of lions that

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Speaker 1: means a pack of lions mhm at a South African park.

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00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: You want to go out there? You think sh it

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00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: is sweet. A search party, including rangers on foot and

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00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: members of the parks air wing, searched the area that

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Speaker 1: was described by the family, but cannot find the body

527
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 1: because light was fading. Blah blah blah. They wound up

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Speaker 1: finding pieces of his body, pieces of his clothes. They

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Speaker 1: heard screams and all that good ship and all that

530
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Speaker 1: good ship. What are you doing out there fucking with

531
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: the rhinoceroses? Huh? What are you doing out there fu

532
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: with the rhinoceros? Asshole? That's what you get. Sh It

533
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: ain't sweet. You thought you were gonna bring on some

534
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: tusks and show your girlfriend because you're fucking gaming, right,

535
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 1: Is that what you're gonna do? Wa ha ha ha asshole.

536
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: So I haven't talked that much about my man Jeff Bezos, Uh,

537
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: the Amazon dude who just got divorced gave his wife

538
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: like thirty five billion dollars uh in a settlement um

539
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: and his his the chick that he was cheating on

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00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: his wife with. Uh. Television anchor Lauren Santras Sanchez who

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00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 1: I know. I know her from around Los Angeles. I

542
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: used to do the best damn sports show she was

543
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: on this she was always fine. Uh she was not

544
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: not not bad or not good. Um, but uh so

545
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: she was with a producer. This this chick has been

546
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: on the come up for a long time. God bless her. Um.

547
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: She she's who got divorced from her Uh producer guy

548
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: Patrick Whitzel, who's a big time producer. Jeff Bezos got

549
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 1: divorced from his girl. His wife gave her million. And

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00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: now while the ink is drying and all the settlements

551
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: are being worked out, Uh, this woman, Lauren Sanchez public

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00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: the has has gone on the record and said, uh,

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00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: we're not We're not in a physical relationship until everything

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00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: is done, everything is taken care of. We don't want

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00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 1: anything to be messy. And I'm like saying this, Jeff Bezos, Yo, Duke,

556
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: fuck that Yo. You just gave away thirty five billion dollars,

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00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: thirty five bill with a b billion dollars. If you

558
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 1: ain't fucking what was it all for? If you're not skeating,

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00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: what was thirty five billion dollars? And this chick, Lawrence

560
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: Sante is gonna say, Oh, we're not gonna do anything

561
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: right now, what are you gonna do? Uh go to

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00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 1: some phone sex and dick picks and asked picks. That's

563
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: what got you into trouble in the first place. You're

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00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: the shot caller. This this this woman is just there

565
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 1: because you got the money, Jeff, Bezos. She's not there

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00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: for your looks. You know that. Look at yourself in

567
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: the mirror. You look crazy, your que bowl que chip head,

568
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,280
Speaker 1: bold motherfucker. And now you're letting her call the shots

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00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 1: and go public and say, nah, thirty five mill, you

570
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: should be doing whatever the fuck you want right now. Okay,

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00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: I don't know who's like, who's leading who or who's

572
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: running what. But if I were you, Jeff Bezo, nah,

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00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 1: we're not going for that. You need to get it popping,

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00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: and get it popping a s A p. You just

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00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: paid thirty five lawrence to get yourself out of a marriage.

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00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: The party is on a matter of fact, I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: even get I wouldn't even get involved with this Lauren

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00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 1: Sances right now, if I were you, I wouldn't even

579
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 1: get yo. The the trauma that you've been through, Bezos.

580
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:39,439
Speaker 1: What I would do if I were you, I'd call

581
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Speaker 1: it my man DiCaprio, and I would get it popping.

582
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: But like Yo, leo yo, I got some Amazon stock.

583
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: Maybe we talked about by Just want to come out

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00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: to a nightclub with you one night funk with Leonardo.

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00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: He'd be happy to funk with you. He'll talk to

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00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 1: you about global warming, climate change and all that. Ship

587
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 1: you can talk, maybe do some business with Amazon and

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00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 1: and you could just get it popping. Because Laurence Santra,

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00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: she's not all at and she's skizing. She's out here

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00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: skizing for real. Jeff Bezo, call up Leonardo, a s

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00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 1: A P man. Leonardo will show you there are a

592
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: lot of fish in the sea and he knows how

593
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: to play the game better than anybody. Okay, hit up

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00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: to Caprio. I'm sure he would love to meet reviewers.

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00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: What else? I was at the comedy store Saturday night,

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00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,919
Speaker 1: my man Julian Edelman, the m v P came through.

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00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 1: He was in the crowd for a couple of Iron

598
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: Wrap Ho Stereo podcast fans in the crowd talking ship.

599
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: Somebody was talking about Wheezy, somebody was just talking in general.

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Speaker 1: I see everybody, um, and I told you I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be at Bellevue, Washington. I'm gonna be in bell View,

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Speaker 1: Washington the twenty six April twenty six April at Parlor

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Speaker 1: Live April April twenty having. Tickets are available at Parlor

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Speaker 1: Live dot com and on the eighteen and the nineteenth

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Speaker 1: of May. May eighteenth May nineteen, I'm going to be

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Speaker 1: in San Francisco here dot com uh at Cobbs Comedy.

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Speaker 1: Tickets are available at Cobbs Comedy dot com the eighteenth

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Speaker 1: and the nineteenth of May and the twenty six and

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Speaker 1: twe ape. I'm gonna be at Bellevue, Washington, and I'm

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Speaker 1: actually gonna be rocking this week at the Improv Thursday

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00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: Night on the Early Show, the Improv, Friday Night on

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Speaker 1: the Early Show at the in the Comedy Store, Saturday

613
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: night on the Earl at the Early Show. I can't

614
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 1: funk with that late ship. You know, comedy They got like, oh,

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00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: come in and do the twelve thirty, and I'm not

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Speaker 1: doing that. I'm not with all that. Like I I

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Speaker 1: can't do all that. That ship doesn't I don't do that,

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Speaker 1: like I'm not above that. I just physically can't do that.

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Speaker 1: I sleep, I go to sleep. Dope, I'm sleeping. Oh

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00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: they got a spot at I'm good. I'm sorry. I

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Speaker 1: can't make a beat. Um, I gotta go sleep. You

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00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 1: got me fucked up out of here? Um what else? Um?

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Speaker 1: My voice is getting a little fund up. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: shut it down. This is a little bit shorter than normal,

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Speaker 1: but I could hear my voice getting sucked up. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's because I'm talking too much. Shit, I'm talking just

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Speaker 1: that much. Ship to scratch away at my voice. I'm done. Listen,

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Speaker 1: Miles Jordan's you know how we start things, you know

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Speaker 1: how we end things. Take me out of here with

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Speaker 1: something real nice, Yeah, something real proper, but most importantly Miles, Okay,

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Speaker 1: take me out of here with something real funky. I'm out,

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Speaker 1: So I am Rappaport Stereo Podcast two