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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to our podcast. Thanks for being here. And guys,

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Speaker 1: I've got a podcast hack for you all today. I

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Speaker 1: love hacks. What do you got? All right?

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Speaker 2: So when you hear a commercial during this, I know

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Speaker 2: how you can distract yourself. Okay, just go to Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey dot com of it where we have our

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Speaker 2: merge for a cause going on and the shot for.

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Speaker 1: The cutest hats, sweatshirts even.

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Speaker 2: A crop sweatshirt and everything, and then just where you

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Speaker 2: know what that will be done and back to our show.

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Speaker 3: Look at that, all proceeds are going to action against.

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Speaker 1: Yes, even better. All right, let's start the show right now.

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Speaker 4: We've all got at least one cool tattoo. Okay it's

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: But okay, I don't have any either.

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Speaker 4: You well, you don't have You don't have a tattoo.

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Speaker 1: No, I like fake ones. Though, I'll put a way.

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Speaker 5: Nobody in this room has a tattoo.

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Speaker 3: I've always wait, do you have one, jeff No, not

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Speaker 3: even we can't see.

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Speaker 4: It's against my religion to get a tattoo.

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Speaker 3: You don't do anything else about that is the rule.

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Speaker 5: That's the one rule I stick to.

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Speaker 1: You I don't know why that's shocked to because.

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Speaker 4: Somebody on the show needs to get one to up

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Speaker 4: our street. Alexis a discreet hairry styles neck tap.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, can I do it like right, like I want

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Speaker 1: to pick a spot?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, just a disc like a subtle war.

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Speaker 4: But you see people with all sorts of random things

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Speaker 4: inked on their body that reflects what they love and

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Speaker 4: who they are. Have you ever met someone, though, with

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Speaker 4: a tattoo of cranberries? I bring it up because a

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Speaker 4: new pole asks people who love cranberry sauce a Thanksgiving

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Speaker 4: if they'd consider getting a cranberry themed tattoo.

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Speaker 3: I will say, like that a conic, like it would

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Speaker 3: be kind of cool to get the iconic can shape,

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Speaker 3: like when it comes out of the can and it's.

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Speaker 4: Cerry sauce. Well, twenty percent of people who love homemade

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Speaker 4: cranberry sauce said that they'd be willing to do it.

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Speaker 3: Some cranberry sauce with some orange zest is so good.

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Speaker 4: But it proves homemade sauce lovers are more hardcore and

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Speaker 4: more likely to get a cranberry tattoo than the cann

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Speaker 4: sauce lover.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so I can roll up to think giving dinner

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Speaker 3: with some like attitude.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, some hardcore. Picture your grandma this Thanksgiving making her

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Speaker 4: famous homemade cranberry sauce with a big tramp stamp of berries. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Granny goes hard. We're serious about our cranberries. Actually, twenty

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Speaker 4: eight percent of people on ok Cupid say it's a

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Speaker 4: major red flag if your date doesn't like the same

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Speaker 4: kind of cranberry sauce as you do.

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Speaker 5: I don't like cranberry sauce at all.

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Speaker 1: Is that showing up on okay.

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Speaker 3: Coming from it's a cranberry argument on probably only this

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Speaker 3: time of year that anyone needs him.

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Speaker 1: Sound like, bags and bags and bags of them.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, where do these sit in the cranberry throughout

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Speaker 3: the rest?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 3: And that's just usually sugar cranberry gate anyone.

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Speaker 1: With the uti the rest of the year.

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Speaker 4: That makes more sense anyway, Cranberry tattoos, that's the hot

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Speaker 4: goss right.

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Speaker 1: Now, starting, starting good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's move on again into the shock collar question

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Speaker 4: of the day. Yeah, send it over to the cran

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Speaker 4: man himself.

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Speaker 7: Digital Jake. Well, we've been playing this game for about

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Speaker 7: a week and if you've heard it, it's a trivia

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Speaker 7: game with Alexis where she answers easy questions that most

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Speaker 7: toddlers would get right during their naptime, but the game

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Speaker 7: had to answer very, very quickly, and we realized, maybe

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Speaker 7: we're being a tad bit unreasonable by setting such a

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Speaker 7: short time limit of only three seconds.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Really, so, in the spirit of balance and fairness, like Brooks'

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Speaker 7: favorite news network.

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Speaker 8: We're going to increase the time she'll have to answer.

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Speaker 9: We talked even off air, it's like she can't even

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Speaker 4: This is generous.

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Speaker 7: So without further ado, instead of three seconds with Alexis,

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Speaker 7: it's three and.

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Speaker 4: A half seconds with Alexis.

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Speaker 8: Three and a half seconds is an eternity in radio time.

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Speaker 7: So she has absolutely no excuse to get anybody's wrong. Now,

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Speaker 7: will you put your faith in her or not? We're

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Speaker 7: starting once again with Brooke. Okay, you fix the Everything's ready,

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Speaker 7: brook Your category is letters of the alphabet again.

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Speaker 8: You may remember we did this a week ago. It

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Speaker 8: did not go well, and.

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Speaker 3: I bet for her because I thought that she'd know.

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Speaker 3: And then you asked her where and went or something

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Speaker 3: and it failed. But I have an extra half a

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Speaker 3: second now, and I feel like maybe you've got some

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, sure, I'm gonna say I'm betting for her.

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Speaker 7: Brooke is betting on Alexis to get this right. Here's

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Speaker 7: your question, Alexis. You can start as soon as you

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Speaker 7: hear the timer. In baseball shorthand, it's a strikeout on

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Speaker 7: the periodic table, it's potassium. And in a text message,

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Speaker 7: it can be a quick response to whatever what letter

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Speaker 7: is it?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 2: A quick response is hell, oh my, it's all the

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Speaker 2: same thing.

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Speaker 1: The periodic table.

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Speaker 7: You don't see L. It would be funny to write

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Speaker 7: L on a baseball score, but that's not correct.

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Speaker 8: It's not lots of help alex on Alexis, she got

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Speaker 8: it wrong. So Brook, you're getting shot today. What an

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Speaker 8: inauspicious start. Let's go to jeff Jeffrey, your category is.

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Speaker 7: Simple words, a simple deep side.

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Speaker 4: If I think if it was just words, then she

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Speaker 4: would be all over the Unfortunately it's not. But the

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Speaker 4: fact that it's short, simple words, that's Alexis's achilles heel.

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Speaker 4: She tends to overthink.

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Speaker 1: Things due I have too many answers.

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Speaker 4: I think because the words are gonna be simples. Her

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Speaker 4: she's gonna get this wrong.

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Speaker 7: She's way above the league of simple words. Betting against her,

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Speaker 7: here's your question. What sparkly word can either be used

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Speaker 7: to describe a person looking to service your shoes at

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Speaker 7: if you get popped in the eye during a fistfight.

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Speaker 2: If you're popped, it's called a shiner.

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Speaker 8: It's a whole new ball game.

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Speaker 5: Wow, you're not as smart as I.

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Speaker 4: Dumb you are.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey struck out, so L O L to him. You're

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Speaker 7: gonna be getting shocked today.

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Speaker 4: I'll take that all right.

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Speaker 8: So finally we're onto Jose.

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Speaker 7: Jose your category is car tunes.

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Speaker 8: Car tunes.

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Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, Well, I don't know about her cartoon knowledge.

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Speaker 1: That was said in the most serious.

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Speaker 9: To worry for her, because cartoon knowledge is important.

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Speaker 4: I'm against her.

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Speaker 7: Jose's betting against the lesus think that she's getting this wrong.

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Speaker 7: Here's your question. Exploding cigars, pianos, and watermelons are some

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Speaker 7: of the unorthodox tactics used in a cartoon pitting Yosemite.

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Speaker 7: Sam against what Waskily character.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I have no idea. Maybe it's against Snoopy.

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Speaker 8: That was a good guest. I would watch your semite

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Speaker 8: Sam try to hunt Snoopy.

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Speaker 4: But that is interact same like category.

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Speaker 3: I bet she's never even seen Yeah, okay, I'm sure

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Speaker 3: there's a deleted scene of who framed Roger Rabbit when

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Speaker 8: But I was looking for bugs bunny.

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Speaker 4: Tunes?

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Speaker 5: Right, But again the or.

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Speaker 1: The movie with the loony Tunes, and that's what I

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Speaker 7: Jose you bet against her. She got it wrong, so

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Speaker 7: you're safe. Jeff you're getting shocked. Brooke, you're getting shocked.

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Speaker 7: That was three and a half seconds with Alexis that.

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Speaker 5: Half second really made a difference?

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Speaker 8: Today?

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Speaker 4: Brook and I are taking the shock and we're gonna

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Speaker 4: be singing closer by chain smokers.

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Speaker 11: Closer in the backseat of your rover that I know

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Speaker 11: you don't bite that tattoo on your shot.

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Speaker 5: Spitting bars broken.

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Speaker 1: That sounded better than chain smoking.

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Speaker 4: It's your shock collar question.

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Speaker 12: Of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: You ever done something so dumb and embarrassing that it

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Speaker 4: ruined your significant other shot at getting a promotion.

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Speaker 5: Okay, most people are so proud about it.

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Speaker 3: Broken jeez, No Wonder owns his own company.

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Speaker 4: I only ask because we have a guy on the

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Speaker 4: and her boss and ended up doing something so stupid

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Speaker 4: that night. Caught.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, So we're.

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Speaker 4: Gonna hear what happened when he finally comes clean in

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Speaker 4: a brand new mass speaker coming up.

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Speaker 6: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back el

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Speaker 6: arms speaker got a text seventy five nine to two

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Speaker 6: that says, as a father, I've never struggled more than

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Speaker 6: last night trying to explain to my four year old

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Speaker 6: daughter why she shouldn't name her stuff unicorn.

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Speaker 4: Mister horny, No let her name it. No, you don't understand.

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Speaker 4: Life is a struggle parenthood to just naming your toys

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Speaker 4: and everything in between. So you need a safe space

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Speaker 4: to let off some steam. You can do it right

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Speaker 4: here on the mass speaker. We've got a guy who

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Speaker 4: wants to tell us one of his secrets, and unfortunately

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Speaker 4: he doesn't want to use the name Randy for some.

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Speaker 3: Reason, he better be mister horny Marco instead.

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Speaker 5: So, Marco, you've disappointed us, but welcome to the show.

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Speaker 10: Sorry to disappoint.

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Speaker 3: Sorry that means it's only up from here, Marcus, It's

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Speaker 3: only up from here.

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Speaker 4: We're good, bro, We've got the voice changer on. You

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Speaker 4: are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 13: So this story took place a couple of years ago.

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Speaker 10: Okay, my wife was up for promotion at her job.

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Speaker 13: So she had a dinner with her boss and she

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Speaker 13: invited me to go along with her, and so I went,

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Speaker 13: as a trophy husband that I am.

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Speaker 10: That is right.

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Speaker 1: You know your role, sir.

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Speaker 3: Yes, make her look good, make her look promotable, show

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Speaker 3: some skin too.

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Speaker 13: Let me finish the story, and then then you tell

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Speaker 13: me if I've made her look good.

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Speaker 10: So we went to her boss's house.

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Speaker 13: It was just me, my wife, and her boss. The

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Speaker 13: boss was like this super powerful, super strong, beautiful woman,

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Speaker 13: like in the fifties, Like she can manage the room

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Speaker 13: kind of presence when you walk in.

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Speaker 4: That's like brook that's like Brooks.

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Speaker 8: She walks in the room fifties.

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Speaker 1: But that was so nice. I think it's a very

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Speaker 1: big complimation. Wait, so it's just the three of you

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Speaker 1: for dinner.

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Speaker 4: It's just the three of them.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's really intimate.

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Speaker 13: It was a beautiful house, by the way, like I studying,

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're like, honey, they got money for this race,

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Speaker 4: He's continuing to compliment her even when he's not there.

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Speaker 13: So we uh, we sit down and we have a salad,

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Speaker 10: And that's not the way you cook.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, that's the thing that everybody always judges me for that,

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Speaker 13: And I'm like, are you gonna come me how I

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Speaker 3: But here's the thing. You're at the boss's house. You

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Speaker 13: I'm with you on that, which brings me to this

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Speaker 13: But what this lady brought out.

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Speaker 8: Grill.

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Speaker 3: And especially that's something you say before you get to

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Speaker 13: Right, So the lady gets up and she excused herself.

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Speaker 10: She went in the kitchen and I look over it and.

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Speaker 10: Look, I'm not a small guy, so it's believable.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you just prayed that guy one of the neighborhood.

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Speaker 13: So I got up and then it was one of

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Speaker 13: And you just see like this blood stain on the window.

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Speaker 10: No.

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Speaker 13: I immediately run back to the table. The lady comes out

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Speaker 12: I cleaned the window.

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Speaker 13: So now my nappiness super bloody. And the whole thing.

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Speaker 10: My wife is killing me with her eyes.

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Speaker 12: She is now just shooting gaggers at me.

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Speaker 13: I would be like, sit down, and I'm trying to

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Speaker 13: explain to her why I can't eat this steak, and

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Speaker 4: It already hit the window and fell on the floor,

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Speaker 5: You have to eat it.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's more done now Jeffrey tender eyes.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so now.

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Speaker 13: I had to. I just wanted to gag after every

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Speaker 13: single bike. Oh, my wife would have talked to me

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Speaker 13: for like two weeks and then when she got the race.

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Speaker 13: She did get the race, she got, but we still

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Speaker 3: That is insane. I just can't imagine that moment when

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Speaker 10: I was shook. I was.

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Speaker 13: At the velocity that I struck. I for sure thought

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Speaker 13: I'm gonna break the windows.

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Speaker 12: Bring the window.

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Speaker 1: Gosh, that's crazy.

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Speaker 8: A story sev.

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Speaker 4: Nine too. If you have a confession you've been holding

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Speaker 4: on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice,

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Speaker 4: and make you the next mass speaker. Got your phone

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Speaker 4: tab coming.

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Speaker 12: Up next brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: As a parent, one of the most awesome gifts you

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Speaker 4: build for them in the backyard.

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Speaker 6: So fun.

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Speaker 1: Please don't let my kids be listening, because they're not

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Speaker 4: They're gettinghouse. Yeah, and if you're a city running out

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Speaker 4: do is common deer that tree house and rip it

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Speaker 1: Okay, maybe I do want my kids listening, And.

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Speaker 4: No surprise, that's what Brooke attempts to do in today's call,

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Speaker 4: I swear anytime we pitch ideas about crushing a child's dreams,

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Speaker 1: It's a good lesson to learn in life. Just disappointment, Brook.

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Speaker 4: We know children's tears do taste the sweetest.

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Speaker 5: Do it this time with your phone?

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Speaker 4: Tap right now, it's another.

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Speaker 10: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hi, my name is Eileen Ulick. I work for the

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Speaker 10: I'm I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I was just wondering for the key drop off. Do

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Speaker 3: I mean, what would work best for you.

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Speaker 10: I'm I'm so sorry. I think you have the wrong number.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.

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Speaker 3: This is Heather, who lives at four Seventiest Road.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I mean, that's me.

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Speaker 10: But I just I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: I'm just trying to coordinate the airbnb situation.

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Speaker 10: Airbnb situation, Uh huh. I don't have an Airbnb.

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Speaker 1: I just have a regular house.

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the treehouse in your backyard, our treehouse

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Speaker 3: Wait did you wait? Did you receive an email from

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Speaker 3: Let me look through here. You should have seen it.

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Speaker 12: No, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't receive an email. And I don't know who

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Speaker 10: I don't know what the hell is going on.

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Speaker 1: You didn't get an email?

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Speaker 3: Really, because really, I know there is no email here

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Speaker 3: I got.

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Speaker 1: Gary.

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Speaker 3: Ugh, Okay, I'm sorry, I'm short on time. It's just

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Speaker 3: it's come to our attention that the large tree in

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Speaker 3: easement is owned by the city, so technically the city

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Speaker 10: Wait, hold on, you're saying, because I have a branch

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Speaker 3: No, no, it's not the branch. We don't care about

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Speaker 3: it's just the city's budget is way over this year.

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Speaker 3: That's why our planning department came up with the idea

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Speaker 1: In your area. Are you are you kidding me? Your

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Speaker 1: airbing a tree not just yours, not just yours. There's

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Speaker 1: there's no there's absolutely no way.

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Speaker 10: I want to see you're superior.

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Speaker 4: This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Listen, the city needed to find Harry. I'll speak to Gary. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're not listening to me.

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Speaker 3: We're trying to find new innovative ways to bring money

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Speaker 1: No one wants to pay taxes. So this is where

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Speaker 10: We made it out of planks.

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Speaker 1: Planks, yeah.

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Speaker 10: Every day.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're not saying he can't play in it. He

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Speaker 1: And then look, there's going to be a bunch of

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Speaker 10: No, this is ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: I just need to ask listen. I just have to

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Speaker 3: ask you a couple more questions. I'm stressed out.

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Speaker 1: It's been a hard day.

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Speaker 10: Oh you're stressed out. That's good. That's really good.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. So does the treehouse have any amenities inside?

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Speaker 10: It's a treehouse built for a six year old.

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Speaker 11: By my husband.

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Speaker 1: This enough. I'm just reworking the description on Airbnb.

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Speaker 3: So far, I have earthy, charm cozy studio with countryside

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Speaker 10: Are you kidding?

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Speaker 4: No, No, there doesn't need to be I need description.

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Speaker 1: Is it cozy that you don't like? I mean, I

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Speaker 11: Please should not be rented out.

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Speaker 1: We need to go back so many steps. Listen, you

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Speaker 1: sound like you're not having a great day. I can relate.

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Speaker 3: Someone took my printer paper earlier.

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Speaker 10: That's not the same.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: One of our assistants did it drive by of your

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Speaker 10: You're sending people over to my property now?

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Speaker 3: The point I just want to know if we can

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Speaker 3: stretch the truth in the ad by saying portions of

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Speaker 3: the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie were shot at

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: The city could get an extra like thirty five dollars

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Speaker 3: a night if we do that. You know, I've already

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Speaker 3: ordered a life size Johnny Depp cut out to welcome

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Speaker 10: To What are you talking about? This is crazy.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why you're acting like this is some

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Speaker 1: You six year old son's tree house. Yeah, technically it's

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Speaker 1: our treehouse. Remember please on our property. So take a

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Speaker 1: deep breath. Calm down here. I mean I need to

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Speaker 1: take a deep breath.

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Speaker 4: You need to me right now.

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Speaker 3: Is the only time you're gonna see, guess is when

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Speaker 1: And that's it.

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Speaker 8: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: This is not happening.

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Speaker 3: Your husband, Eli says that he's thrilled about the idea

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Speaker 3: because he's the one that contacted us to do a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Brooke. I'm the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 8: I'm not with the city.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 4: Oh I was so upset to.

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Speaker 10: Start crying out, so angry.

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Speaker 1: You're crying over a treehouse. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 10: I get.

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Speaker 1: Eli did not warn us about that.

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Speaker 3: He just said that you've been a little stressed out

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Speaker 3: and dealing with the city about some easement.

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Speaker 1: I'm just during people fumbling.

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Speaker 9: Down on the ladder from the.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your six year old son could be their bell boy.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, I guess it's about time for him

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Speaker 4: to get a job.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 12: Week up Every morning was fum Tap weekday mornings on

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Speaker 12: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Two years is a long time for things to happen, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's how long it might take to master a new language.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I never thought about that.

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Speaker 4: For Alexis's roots to grow out, or for jose to

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Speaker 4: complete a fifty piece puzzle.

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Speaker 5: Yes, not because I can. I just have add I

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Speaker 5: can forget any like, oh.

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Speaker 4: My puzzles over there. But when you're doing one thing

478
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Speaker 4: for that long, it could feel like it's lasting forever.

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Speaker 4: And one of our listeners has been anxiously waiting two

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Speaker 4: years to speak to the woman he loved whoa before

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Speaker 4: he made a huge mistake that ruined their relationship. So

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Speaker 4: now he's finally gonna have the chance to say to

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Speaker 4: her what he's been holding inside for over seven hundred days.

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Speaker 3: Is that math?

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Speaker 4: Right, it's something close to there. It's a very special

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Speaker 4: edition of Awkward Tuesday phone Call that we have never

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Speaker 4: done before. It's coming up next.

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Speaker 12: It's awkward. It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 7: It's Awkward Tuesday phone Call.

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Speaker 4: Today we're doing a special Awkward Tuesday Say yes to

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Speaker 4: the XO.

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Speaker 1: Wait, that's two segments?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, are I know that?

494
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Speaker 3: It's like a creation, like we're Frankenstein Is it.

495
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Speaker 4: Because we mixed up our segments when we were scheduling callers?

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Speaker 5: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 4: We are on top of stuff here one hundred percent

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Speaker 4: of the time schedule against you. No, no, we've been

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Speaker 4: planning this for months. Oh god, now do the fireworks

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Speaker 4: see special?

501
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Speaker 9: So you wanted a fireworks sound effect, thinking we'll be

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Speaker 9: convinced you didn't mess up exactly.

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Speaker 1: These listeners feel real special now they.

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Speaker 4: Do, and one of our listeners does need our help

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Speaker 4: with an ex girlfriend of his. So let's give a

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Speaker 4: warm hello to Mitch.

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Speaker 3: Okay, image, I don't know what to say next, like, hell,

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Speaker 3: Pim Madge, welcome to our show.

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Speaker 10: Hello, thank you guys.

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Speaker 12: Like.

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Speaker 5: We're trying to be warm and welcome. Pleasure to have

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Speaker 5: you on.

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Speaker 10: How you doing, man, I'm hanging in there. How are you?

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Speaker 1: That's not a good response, friends.

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Speaker 10: Well, you know, I'm something that's been going on for

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Speaker 10: a while and it was all here, so I was

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Speaker 10: hoping maybe you guys could help.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we'll see what we can do. Tell us about

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Speaker 4: because you said this is involving your ex girlfriend.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, my ex girlfriend, Kimberly.

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Speaker 1: How long were you guys together?

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Speaker 10: Almost two years?

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Speaker 1: Why morehand I can't tell if you like her or

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Speaker 1: you don't like.

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Speaker 4: It's painful because it's his X to like bring it

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Speaker 4: back up again.

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Speaker 10: A little bit. I mean we should still be together.

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Speaker 1: But okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 10: I screwed up. I screwed up. I think this is God, Wow,

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Speaker 10: this was almost two years ago.

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Speaker 4: Now, oh wow, the breakup happened almost two years ago?

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Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, okay, huge, huge mistake and it was like

533
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Speaker 10: one of my fault.

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Speaker 4: Oh God, why you admit yeah? Yeah, Actually, what.

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Speaker 3: You have been thinking about this for two straight years?

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Speaker 4: That's heavy, Like why do you say it's your fault?

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Speaker 10: I didn't think it was one hundred percent my fault

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Speaker 10: in the beginning, but now as time has progressed, I mean,

539
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Speaker 10: it was my fault. I cheated on her?

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Speaker 4: Okay, and what does she do to make her have

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Speaker 4: that happen?

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Speaker 12: Though?

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Speaker 1: So dumb? You're so dumb. He doesn't mean that.

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Speaker 10: That's exactly the way I was thinking for a while.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I said, what made you come around and

546
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Speaker 3: realize the error of your ways?

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Speaker 10: All right? Well just one time and I didn't even

548
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Speaker 10: get caught by it.

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Speaker 1: Then how did she break up with you?

550
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Speaker 10: Because you knew it was weighing on me so badly

551
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Speaker 10: that I thought the best thing to do was to

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Speaker 10: just come clean and tell her.

553
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Speaker 3: Okay, so you you told her, Okay, I.

554
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Speaker 10: Told her what happened. I told her, you know, with

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Speaker 10: someone at work, and you know, she was really really upset,

556
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Speaker 10: and she just would not forgive me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she didn't even give you like a three strike

558
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Speaker 4: plan or something.

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Speaker 3: You know. It's interesting, you know some people can move

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Speaker 3: past that and work through it.

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Speaker 1: Some people can.

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Speaker 3: I mean, when you're just dating and it's two years in,

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Speaker 3: like i'd probably i'd break up with you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, is that what Kimberly did.

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Speaker 10: That's basically what happened. And you know it was it

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Speaker 10: was terrible. I mean again, like we've been dating two

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Speaker 10: years plus and then were you wrong?

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Speaker 3: Something I always wonder, like if you were so happy

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Speaker 3: in this relationship?

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Speaker 10: Well, you know, I don't I don't want to really

571
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Speaker 10: rehash all the details of all the nonsense that went on,

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Speaker 10: but I'm just gonna say I was stupid.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's a good thing. We can latch onto that one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So that we are that, I mean not in

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Speaker 3: this way, but in other ways.

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Speaker 4: We're all stupid together. In our own special version of it.

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Speaker 4: So you said that was two years ago that you

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Speaker 4: broke up. What's been happening in your life since then?

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Speaker 10: Well, you know, you try to move on. I I

580
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Speaker 10: really did try to move on. I dated other women

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Speaker 10: and it's it's it's just not the same. I'm just

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Speaker 10: not happy with anybody else but her, and she's like,

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Speaker 10: she's a really special person. And that's when I realized

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Speaker 10: I need to try to get her back. I need

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Speaker 10: to do everything I can to get her back.

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Speaker 1: Have you told her this up already? Have you guys

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Speaker 1: discussed this.

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Speaker 10: I've tried. I've sent her messages. You know, I tried

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Speaker 10: reaching out to her and she just completely doesn't respond.

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Speaker 4: Oh that makes it tough.

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Speaker 1: So she's over it.

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Speaker 4: So you know she's over it. You know she doesn't

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Speaker 4: want to talk to you.

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Speaker 9: This is kind of like your last chance. Oh that's

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Speaker 9: why we have to call her.

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Speaker 4: So why do you want to do an awkward Tuesday

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Speaker 4: phone call? To do it this way?

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Speaker 1: Does? Say yes to the X?

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Speaker 10: I didn't want to do an awkward Tuesday phone call?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, got it? Got it? So you want to get

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Speaker 4: our advice before you make this call to your ex girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: But you're just going to plow through with it.

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Speaker 10: We're just gonna make it turning into an awkward call.

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Speaker 5: We haven't got to the really awkward stuff yet.

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Speaker 4: Guess what, No matter if you want it or not,

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Speaker 4: we're going to give you some advice. Shove it right.

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Speaker 5: Down your throat.

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Speaker 4: This was all planned out for months to do it

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Speaker 4: this way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Is she going to know that we're on the line

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Speaker 3: with her though, like and say yes to the X?

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Speaker 3: Or are we gonna like be quiet, like an awkward.

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Speaker 4: To just die numbers? Have people there? There, we go

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Speaker 4: Shiny especial and when we come back, we'll do your

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Speaker 4: awkward Tuesday phone call to try and win back your

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Speaker 4: ex girlfriend right after this. It's awkward.

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Speaker 12: It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 7: It's an awkward Tuesday phone call.

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Speaker 4: You've getting a lot of texts seven eight, five nine

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Speaker 4: two from people asking, Hey, did you guys mess up?

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Speaker 4: Is this awkward Tuesday? Or is it say yes to

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Speaker 4: the X? Which is it? Yep, exactly correct.

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say I love our listeners for knowing

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Speaker 3: all the segments.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely no, even you do love stn't you?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You're great.

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Speaker 4: But to answer your question, it's probably like fifty two

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Speaker 4: point five percent awkward it's an awkward X call and

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Speaker 4: fifty six point seven percent saying yes to an X?

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Speaker 1: Did that add up to?

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Speaker 12: Wait?

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Speaker 1: Did that add up to one hundred.

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Speaker 4: Perfect hundred percent mashup of both? Don't do the math off? Okay,

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Speaker 4: stop and our listener. Mitch reached out to us because

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Speaker 4: his girlfriend from two years ago has been on his

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Speaker 4: mind a lot lately. They broke up because he cheated

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Speaker 4: with someone at work, and he came clean, admitted it

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Speaker 4: directly to her, and he still owns that it is

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Speaker 4: one hundred percent his fault, but his life has just

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Speaker 4: not been the same since their relationship ended. That's why

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Speaker 4: he feels like he has to at least try to

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Speaker 4: win her back today and Brooke, what what can Mitch

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Speaker 4: say here to melt his ex girlfriend's heart?

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Speaker 3: You know, I think the good thing is is that

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Speaker 3: in these last two years it does sound like you've

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Speaker 3: had some growth, Because I have.

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Speaker 4: I feel like I've really come into myself. Not you, Okay, sorry,

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Speaker 4: I just meant as a as a host. I felt

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Speaker 4: like the.

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Speaker 3: Groth No, I think you have to Okay, so I

653
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Speaker 3: guess I do mean you. But I'm mostly talking to Mitch.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So.

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Speaker 3: Listen, Mitch, I mean like, because you said that when

656
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Speaker 3: you originally told her and broke up with her, you.

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Speaker 1: Were like, Oh, it's not really that big of a deal.

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Speaker 1: And now you're admitting that you're stupid. You are so dumb.

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Speaker 1: Where's the advice of this? Get it there. I'm just

660
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Speaker 1: saying that.

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Speaker 3: She hasn't got to hear that I'm stupid part, and

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Speaker 3: I think I think.

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Speaker 1: That that's what she is probably needed.

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Speaker 4: Do you think Mitch called yourself stupid to her?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

666
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Speaker 10: I am stupid?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, And I take her while to process that, right, So,

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Speaker 3: Like she may not say yes right away, but we're

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Speaker 3: planting the seed right now.

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Speaker 4: So the more you can say it to her, the

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Speaker 4: more it'll sink in on her. And what do you

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Speaker 4: think he should do?

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Speaker 9: Look, the tone needs to be light if you want

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Speaker 9: any chance of this working. Okay, bro, So all you

675
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Speaker 9: need to say is this.

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Speaker 4: Are you still mad at me?

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Speaker 5: I've been waiting for you to come home for dinner

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Speaker 5: for like two years now.

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Speaker 4: Your food is so cold.

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Speaker 1: I would literally kick you out. I would hang out.

681
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 4: Uh huh, Mitch, what do you think?

682
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 10: Yeah? I'm not that stupid.

683
00:30:52,640 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you did go for just medium stupid here her? Wow,

684
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 4: you very special? Awkward Tuesday, say yes to the X

685
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 4: phone call.

686
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: We're on the phone, or is she not.

687
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 4: We're not going to tell you. We're not going to

688
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 4: We're going to be quiet, Mitch. You are one hundred

689
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 4: percent in control of this conversation. How do you feel? Stupid?

690
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 10: A little nervous?

691
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 3: Hey, what's the worse that can happen?

692
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: She's already dumped you. She can't dump you again.

693
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 10: You know that's true.

694
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 5: All right, let's see.

695
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 4: Good luck, man, We're here for support. I'm dialing your

696
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 4: number right now.

697
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 10: Hella, Kimberly, It's Mitch. My god, Hi, how are you?

698
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,959
Speaker 10: How you been? Oh?

699
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 3: Good?

700
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 10: What? What is December? They're calling you? Oh? I I

701
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 10: you weren't were responding for my other calls or anything,

702
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 10: and I wanted to just you know, reach out talk

703
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 10: to you.

704
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a pretty good reason why I'm not responding

705
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: to your calls.

706
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 10: I get it, I get it, but please just hear

707
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 10: me out. Okay, look, look, uh, you know it's it's

708
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 10: been a while. I'm I'm sure you've moved on. I mean,

709
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 10: you're a great person and you're really pretty. So I'm

710
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 10: sure you probably you know, have had other boyfriends or

711
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 10: you're involved with somebody now. But the first thing, I

712
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 10: just I wanted to tell you how stupid I am

713
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 10: for what happened and what I did, and what I

714
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 10: did was just so so stupid. Yeah we can agree

715
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 10: on that. Well, yeah, I know, but listen, you know,

716
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 10: I just I know it's shot in the dark, but

717
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 10: I'm just maybe we could get together and talk and

718
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 10: maybe try again or something, because, uh, you know, I

719
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 10: miss you so much and it's just things are just

720
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 10: not right without you. You're coming off a little desperate

721
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 10: just saying that right now. Well, I'm just being honest.

722
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 10: I mean, like I said, I was so stupid. I

723
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 10: shouldn't have done what happened. And yeah, I know, I know,

724
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 10: but I miss you. I miss you so much and

725
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 10: I just want to see, you know, let's see maybe

726
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 10: we can talk and try to get back together or something.

727
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 12: Are you kidding me?

728
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 10: I'm not. I mean, this is this is straight from

729
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 10: the heart. I you know, I just want to see

730
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 10: if maybe we can try again. Oh you want to try?

731
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: So you miss me?

732
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 10: Huh very much? Like do you miss my boss too.

733
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 10: Do you do you miss sleeping with her? Because Kimberly,

734
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 10: come on, I told you that that that was a

735
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 10: huge mistake. I thought I was doing you a favor.

736
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 10: I was you were how you were complaining how they

737
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 10: would not give you a raise, and I figured, you know,

738
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 10: this would be the way to do it. Excuse me.

739
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 9: Wait, oh wow, that's a good boyfriend, if you think

740
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 9: about it.

741
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,479
Speaker 10: I missed a lot happening right now, Mitch.

742
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 5: Hey, Kimberly, you're on the radio right now.

743
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 1: Oh hi, Kimberly.

744
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,959
Speaker 10: Unbelievable, Like this guy has put me through enough.

745
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 4: Well, this isn't like putting you through something. This is

746
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 4: this is a special segment that we're doing just for

747
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 4: Mitch today called the Awkward Tuesday. Say yes to your

748
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 4: we COMMISSI the fire works just for it, because we're

749
00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 4: just saying Mitch feels absolutely terrible about what up and

750
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 4: two years ago. Now, I will say, we did not

751
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 4: know that it was even cheating with your boss.

752
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 1: How did that happen? You said it was somebody at work, Mitch.

753
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,359
Speaker 1: You told us it was someone at work.

754
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,720
Speaker 5: We assumed that was your work.

755
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 10: I didn't say that.

756
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,359
Speaker 4: Someone has a job out there.

757
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: You slept with her?

758
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, this lizer slept.

759
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,280
Speaker 6: With my boss.

760
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: Did you get a raised?

761
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 12: Though?

762
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 2: I got a raise.

763
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 13: Because I was good at my job and it's not

764
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 13: my own merit, not because you slept with her.

765
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 5: But was it like right after?

766
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 3: That's not how the arrangement it works, Like if you're

767
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 3: gonna talk stereotype, it's like you sleep with the boss

768
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 3: and you get the raise, not your boyfriend sleeps.

769
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:40,800
Speaker 1: With the boss.

770
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 4: And then I don't know if.

771
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: You couldn't outsource, I don't think you can out.

772
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,919
Speaker 4: The timeline line up there.

773
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 5: So Mitch with the boss first and then she got

774
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 5: a raised.

775
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 10: That's what this was humiliating two years ago. This is

776
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,879
Speaker 10: like I don't want to relive this right now, Like Mitch,

777
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 10: we're done and then we're done now.

778
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 4: But he said he was stupid.

779
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said.

780
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: It's something she probably wanted to hear.

781
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that what he had done.

782
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 4: To put a couple really, really really in front of

783
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:16,919
Speaker 4: that stupid.

784
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 1: Are you still working there, Kimberly?

785
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:24,359
Speaker 10: Yeah, I am with that same boss, yep, And it's

786
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 10: really awkward.

787
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you ever talk about it with

788
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: your boss? Okay?

789
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 4: Why not agreement.

790
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: Oh man, God.

791
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 3: I thought we had a sloppy work environment here.

792
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 4: That's kind of tough to come back from.

793
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 10: But well, I look, you know, she needed the money,

794
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 10: she needed the raise. It was affecting our relationship, all right,

795
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 10: That was affecting the relationship.

796
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 4: He's trying to say he cheated from a good place.

797
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I thought two years was going to

798
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 3: make this. Okay, Mitch, I don't think that's enough time.

799
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 4: You may have to wait two hundred years before she

800
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 4: changes her mind.

801
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,280
Speaker 10: It was two years ago. I was young and stupid.

802
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 4: Okay. You So at this point, Kimberly, I mean, we

803
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 4: appreciate you answering the phone and being on with us here.

804
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 4: We didn't know the severity of the cheating situation. So

805
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 4: I'm guessing you're gonna say no to getting back with

806
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 4: the X.

807
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

808
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 4: I'm gonna pass, even with the fireworks display that we

809
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 4: have ready for you.

810
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,919
Speaker 10: Yeah, badding environment anyway.

811
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 3: There, I told you to do a drone show.

812
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 4: I'm an idiot, my badmin, But I think there is

813
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 4: an important lesson we can all take away from this.

814
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 4: Don't hook up with your girlfriend's boss to get her

815
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 4: a raise unless you get her permission first?

816
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 10: Is that it?

817
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,760
Speaker 5: Or no, never help your girlfriend get a raise after.

818
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 4: That's there?

819
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 5: It is?

820
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 4: I knew Weil jeff Morning. The other day, I was

821
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 4: looking around our studio because we just have a lot

822
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 4: of like random stuff lying around floor and all over

823
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 4: the place, and I just I found this thing from

824
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,799
Speaker 4: back in Brooks early radio days that I don't think

825
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 4: it's been in use for years, but I want to

826
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 4: try it out. The thing is, Brook You're the only

827
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 4: one here who knows how to use it properly, So

828
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 4: could you help just translate this for me? What does

829
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 4: it saying?

830
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 1: Oh, it says yep.

831
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 3: You should check out our podcast by searching at Brook

832
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey on Spotify.

833
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 5: Okay, no, I don't know what.

834
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 3: It was funny too, There was like a funny line.

835
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 4: We're gonna laughs it since her days when she used

836
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 4: to booty call guys in college.

837
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, it works so much better than my carrier pigeon.

838
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 4: What does this one say though?

839
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 6: Yeah?

840
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was actually not FCC friendly. I can't repeat

841
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 3: that really.

842
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought it.

843
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 12: So.

844
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 4: We have a brand new batch of stories for Carrot

845
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 4: Don't Care coming up. We could go with that Okay, yeah,

846
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 4: that's the PG version.

847
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 5: It sounds like we're gonna do it brand.

848
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:23,280
Speaker 4: New Carrot Don't Care. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,

849
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 4: and they say, out of all of Earth's creatures, the

850
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 4: worst animal to get sick is the giraffe. Why because

851
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 4: it probably takes them four hours to throw up. It's coming,

852
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 4: It's coming, here, it comes. Do you care about the

853
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 4: plight of sick giraffes? I know I do. We'll find

854
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 4: out what my co hosts care about when we do

855
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 4: a brand new Cara Don't Care where I read a

856
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 4: catchy headline and see if my co hosts want to

857
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 4: hear about it or not. Let's get into your first one,

858
00:39:54,480 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 4: the extremely petty cheating revenge story that maybe went way too.

859
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: You are just delivering to us cares.

860
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,399
Speaker 4: There's a forty year old woman from Illinois named Jen

861
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 4: Lay who not too long ago broke up with her

862
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 4: boyfriend because she discovered secret messages on his phone between

863
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:16,280
Speaker 4: him and other women.

864
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, okay.

865
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 4: So it wasn't a good breakup and did pretty salty

866
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 4: between them?

867
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:22,919
Speaker 8: Yeah for sure.

868
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 4: Nevertheless, I went their separate ways till three months later

869
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 4: when her ex reached out again, not to get back together.

870
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 4: He needed a favor.

871
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 1: Oh god, get out of here.

872
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,439
Speaker 5: She said, I'm dating a new woman.

873
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: Now, No, that's how you start it.

874
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 4: And I would really love if she could cook my

875
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:44,839
Speaker 4: late mother's famous pizza recipe, which apparently Jen's still had

876
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 4: from their relationship.

877
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 1: She should give that bag and he doesn't. Why would

878
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,839
Speaker 1: he put the woman in there like just say hey,

879
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: can I have that back?

880
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 4: Well, he's not going to cook it himself. He wants

881
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,839
Speaker 4: his girlfriend to do it for it or she would

882
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 4: probably say you don't want to cook.

883
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 5: Pretty typical of a man there.

884
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,959
Speaker 3: Well, she has the recipe, she should give it back.

885
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 4: Well, that request made Jen angry. You see her, He

886
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 4: never really apologized enough for his secret messages and suspected infidelity,

887
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 4: so she decided to do something different. Instead of giving

888
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 4: him back his dead mom's pizza recipe, she went and

889
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 4: posted it online for everybody to see.

890
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 8: Oh no, worse than stress.

891
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:24,919
Speaker 12: Why is that bad?

892
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:25,240
Speaker 1: Though?

893
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 3: Then he can get it like.

894
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 4: It's a secret, it's a secret family recipe.

895
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: If it was so secret, he's giving it out to

896
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: every girlfriend. Willy nilly, Like, come.

897
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 4: On, Brooks supports the woman who outed the dead mom's

898
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 4: recipe instead of giving it back to the.

899
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 1: Family, he's getting it back.

900
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,799
Speaker 4: Well, the boyfriend was obviously upset. Jen said, well, your

901
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 4: new girlfriend can read it now. It's up on my

902
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 4: Facebook so she could visit it anytime she wants. The

903
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:56,320
Speaker 4: petty revenge story went viral, got thousands of comments. Ninety

904
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Speaker 4: nine point nine percent of people were saying she is

905
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 4: a horrible person for weaponizing his dead mom's recipe, although

906
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 4: one person did say they the recipe and apparently they

907
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 4: thought it called for too much sauce. Just a small critique. Yeah,

908
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 4: wasn't quite as good.

909
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't want, I don't injury, but that was.

910
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 4: Let's go to your next headline, the kitchen life hack.

911
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 4: You'll laugh about first, then say, okay, I probably should

912
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 4: be doing that. Actually care, I don't care.

913
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, if you're gonna read this pizza recipe right.

914
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 1: Now, I care.

915
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 10: I care.

916
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 4: You've heard of using baking soda in your fridge to

917
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,800
Speaker 4: get rid of bad smells. Yeah, it's the common like

918
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 4: eighties nineties trick your mom used to pull. Well, now

919
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 4: that is out the window because a lot of people

920
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 4: are using a different method that's gaining a ton of

921
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 4: popularity on TikTok where you put unused rolls of toilet

922
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 4: paper in your fridge.

923
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 3: What what like, You're gonna open the toilet paper and

924
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 3: there's just a roll sit in there.

925
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 4: That's right. According to experts, that roll of two ply

926
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 4: Sharman ultrasoft can actually soak up the smells of that

927
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:11,280
Speaker 4: six week old tuna casserole better than the baking soda.

928
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:11,959
Speaker 10: No way.

929
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 4: Now is it the most visually appealing site when you

930
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 4: go to the fridge to get yourself a sandwich and

931
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 4: see a bunch of bath tissu. You know, But apparently

932
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,439
Speaker 4: it's really good at absorbering the moisture in the air

933
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 4: that leads to mold and mildew and bad smells or interesting.

934
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 9: Imagine having company over and being like, hey, can someone

935
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 9: get me some toilet bamper the fridge please?

936
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 4: Well, no, experts say you probably shouldn't use it in

937
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 4: the bathroom after you've left it in the fridge for

938
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 4: a few months on it.

939
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 3: I mean, desperate times, desperate measures, Jeff, I mean you

940
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 3: get me out without any tpe in the house, I'm

941
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 3: probably still gonna well.

942
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 4: I mean there is an extra bonus though, One person said,

943
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 4: if you put your toilet paper in the freezer, it

944
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 4: can be used as an effective ice pack that maintains

945
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 4: its chill for up to eight hours. That's what they say.

946
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: What's wrong with normal ice packs?

947
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 3: Jesus, I hate this because I'm atually gonna probably go

948
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,280
Speaker 3: home and the fridge and see what happens.

949
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 5: It's not only normal to do it now, it's cool.

950
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 4: TikTok said, I feel like it.

951
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 3: Says so much about your cookie and if you open

952
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 3: their fridge there's a roll of toilet paper, like, hey,

953
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 3: you're gonna need both of these after dinner's over.

954
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 4: Let's go to your next headline and the award for

955
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 4: the most insanely passionate. Taylor Swift fans go to care.

956
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: Don't care what I care care.

957
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 4: No question. Taylor Swift is one of the most dedicated,

958
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,799
Speaker 4: rabid fan bases in the entire world. But if you

959
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,799
Speaker 4: think swifties here are intense, the ones in Argentina are

960
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 4: next level. Because Taylor just did three shows in Buenos

961
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:46,240
Speaker 4: Aires last weekend and fans were so excited, so desperate

962
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 4: to get front row they were camping outside of the

963
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 4: stadium in tents, which not super unusual to see fans

964
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 4: camp out for a few days or even like a

965
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 4: week or two, But the Swifties and Argentina were camping

966
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 4: there for five months before the concert. They set up

967
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 4: back in June and have been living out by the

968
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 4: stadium intents ever since. They work, Yeah, they do work.

969
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 4: That's the crazy part. What since they still had to

970
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 4: go to work and you know, go home and see

971
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 4: their families. Occasionally, they'd set up an internal spreadsheet to

972
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 4: keep track of who was allowed to come and go,

973
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,359
Speaker 4: so nobody lost their spot in line and nobody could

974
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 4: gain spots ahead.

975
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 3: See this is what happens when you put like rabid

976
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,240
Speaker 3: female fans in charge.

977
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 1: They came up with a system.

978
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 4: Right, they had a whole ranking system. Yes, but when

979
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 4: the doors finally did open, the longer that you were

980
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 4: in the tent, the higher the chances of being towards

981
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 4: the front of the line.

982
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 3: I wonder if there was some undercutting, like people trying

983
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 3: to like drive others crazy just to get them to leave.

984
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,359
Speaker 4: One twenty one year old woman who has to stay

985
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 4: anonymous because she didn't want her dad to find out,

986
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 4: said quote, I usually just told my parents I was

987
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,439
Speaker 4: out at the park, or visiting a friend who lives

988
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,439
Speaker 4: near the stadium. I never told them I was living

989
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:10,399
Speaker 4: on the street for months waiting to see Taylor Argentina

990
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,240
Speaker 4: does Taylor Swift a little bit different?

991
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 1: Crazy?

992
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 4: And finally, Jeff's joke of the day, Caroen, don't care.

993
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 4: How do you measure how hot a red hot chili

994
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 4: pepper is? Give it away? Give it away, give it

995
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:32,399
Speaker 4: away now peppers. If I did a Taylor Swift song

996
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 4: that was Caroen, don't care?

997
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

998
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 4: Today, We've got Lilia on the phone. Who is playing

999
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 4: you from the Big Island this morning? And I believe

1000
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 4: it's well, yeah, and we're not great with names over here,

1001
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 4: because I told Alexis that out in the hallway and

1002
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 4: she said, oh, the Big Island of Virginia.

1003
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 3: Names or geography, jeff or we don't even know the word.

1004
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 4: You're not good with anything.

1005
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, she's a staten island.

1006
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 1: So what are you doing on the Big Island right now.

1007
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 6: Here?

1008
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 1: Oh you?

1009
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 3: Oh god, wait, what are you gonna eat today?

1010
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 1: That's what I want to know.

1011
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 10: There's so much to choose from, you know, the pokey.

1012
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 1: I'm getting too excited. I've got to lead.

1013
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 4: It's a good strategy. You're like throwing Brooke off with this,

1014
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 4: and she's already beat you once Brooks. She's want to

1015
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 4: know against you all time.

1016
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 12: I gotta go.

1017
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 4: I don't know, Lilia, you know how the game works.

1018
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,240
Speaker 4: You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.

1019
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 4: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

1020
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 4: you do have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are

1021
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 4: you ready?

1022
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 10: Yes? I am?

1023
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 4: Good luck? Your time starts now. Travis Barker celebrates a

1024
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 4: birthday today. He's the drummer of what famous band Oh

1025
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 4: My God past. A manometer is used to measure what distance,

1026
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 4: pressure or length length? In basketball? What is the penalty

1027
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 4: called when someone uses both hands to bounce the ball

1028
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 4: a double dribble? Name the famous French sculpture of a

1029
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 4: naked man sitting down with his hand on his chin.

1030
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 4: The Federal Railroad Administration says, how many times does a

1031
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 4: train need to blow its whistle before it can move forward?

1032
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 4: That's a good question for training whistles. I didn't even

1033
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 4: know this was a thing. That's awesome. So Brooke is

1034
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 4: coming back in the studio and I see in my

1035
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:39,759
Speaker 4: phone screener here Lilia. That for Thanksgiving, your going down

1036
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 4: to Mexico to visit family. Yes, I'm going to Oh

1037
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 4: my god, just tropical place to tropical.

1038
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: Player, amazing food.

1039
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 4: Right eat on Thanksgiving in Mexico.

1040
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: Then they're celebrating chickens. Oh yeah, they.

1041
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 4: Celebrate thanks Okay. Yeah. The whole world does exactly what

1042
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 4: we do America, and if they don't, we'll make them do.

1043
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 1: Everyone surrounds around us.

1044
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 9: For Godiving specials.

1045
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: I I hate us.

1046
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 4: Okay, your time starts now. Travis Barker celebrates a birthday today.

1047
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:30,359
Speaker 4: He's the drummer of what famous band a man is

1048
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 4: used to measure?

1049
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 12: What?

1050
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 4: Distance pressure or length pressure? In basketball? What is the

1051
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 4: penalty called when someone uses both hands to bounce the.

1052
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 1: Ball double hand?

1053
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 4: Name the famous French sculpture of a naked man sitting

1054
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 4: down with his hand on his chin.

1055
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 3: The thinker the Federal.

1056
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 4: Railroad Administration says, how many times does a train need

1057
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,720
Speaker 4: to blow its whistle before it can move forward?

1058
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: Three times?

1059
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 4: She went with the triple blow.

1060
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 1: Oh, it could be for he it comes the tree.

1061
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 5: It's harding. I'll find out in a second.

1062
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 4: First, let's go to the scoreboard with Jose take your

1063
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:15,760
Speaker 4: pants off. I don't even know your name, Leia.

1064
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 9: You got one correct today, Man, it was a tough one.

1065
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was brooke.

1066
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 5: You got three.

1067
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: Couldn't get me this time?

1068
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 4: All tied up one in one all time. Let's go

1069
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 4: over the answers real quick, though. Travis Barker celebrates a birthday.

1070
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 4: He is the drummer of Blink one eight two, and

1071
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 4: he is forty eight years young. A man or a

1072
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,320
Speaker 4: mono manometer.

1073
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 1: Monometer probably is right. I'm a man.

1074
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 4: Metermeter monometer is used to measure pressure in a confined space,

1075
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 4: like in a boil way, and if it.

1076
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 9: Was a manometer, it would measure length.

1077
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 4: Best ball. The penalty when somebody uses both hands to

1078
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:06,439
Speaker 4: bounce the balls called the double dribble. The famous French

1079
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 4: sculpture of a naked man sitting down with his hand

1080
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 4: on his chin is called the Jeffrey aka the Thinker.

1081
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 1: She just laughing.

1082
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 4: She thinks, she's a sweet lady.

1083
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 13: She likes.

1084
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 4: And the Federal Railroad Administration says before a train can

1085
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 4: move forward, it's got to blow its whistle two times time.

1086
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 3: My grandmother always told me it was them going here

1087
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 3: comes the train. I think it's real I'm telling you

1088
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 3: my grandmother would flies. We spend a lot of time

1089
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 3: on trains with her.

1090
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, we know. It's a very depressing life. Okay, so literally, unfortunately,

1091
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 4: we can't give you any money here, but just replying

1092
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 4: you do win a fifty dollars for a gift card

1093
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 4: you can celebrate the season.

1094
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 5: It's the four of Bellevue Square.

1095
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:50,839
Speaker 4: Stop by for exclusive experiences from your favorite brands like Charlotte, Tilbury, Vega, Moore,

1096
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 4: rysl Sunday Riley and more.

1097
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 5: We can't Sunday. We can't wait to see you.

1098
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 4: It's a four a Bellvu Square. We belong to something beautiful.

1099
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,280
Speaker 3: What are you doing over there with that paper?

1100
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1101
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 4: I'm crunching it into like a tiny ball.

1102
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: Is it like anxiety or yeah?

1103
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 4: I think it's hunger.

1104
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: His question sheet is literally now just a ball of.

1105
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 4: Paper from starving. Thanks to LILIAI. We appreciate you coming

1106
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 4: on the show. Thank you so much for playing.

1107
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 10: Thank you guys, Love you guys.

1108
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 4: We'll be back to Windbrooks back the same time tomorrow.

1109
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning