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Speaker 1: Yeah, they talk better than they excited. Tell me these

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Speaker 1: are the radio blogs on the Fred Show. I'm kind of.

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Speaker 2: Excitement, right, totality.

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Speaker 1: Totality Okay, Well in that case, I'll stick around like

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Speaker 1: running in our diary. If we say I'm aloud, we

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Speaker 1: call a blog. Jason Brown's got one. Go yes, thank you,

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Speaker 1: dear blog. So Paulina and Kaylin got me a twenty

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Speaker 1: three and meters for my birthday, and I took it,

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Speaker 1: and I was excited for a couple of different reasons.

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Speaker 1: One because my dad doesn't know his dad, So there's like,

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Speaker 1: I guess, would that be a quarter of me that

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Speaker 1: like we don't know what it is, so like there's

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Speaker 1: a reason why, Like my skin is a little bit darker,

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Speaker 1: Like both my dad and I have very like darker features,

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Speaker 1: so we're like, okay, there's something that we don't know,

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Speaker 1: but like, you know, let's figure that out. Also, I

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Speaker 1: have two half sisters that I'm trying to find, and

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Speaker 1: that's a whole different discussion. But so I took the

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Speaker 1: twenty three and me I got the results back and

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Speaker 1: I could not be more disappointed because your boy is

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Speaker 1: what Okay? When I said hoping, hoping, for like a

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Speaker 1: half a percent of some seasoning, some different. Once you

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Speaker 1: got I was like, my whole identity is gonna change

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Speaker 1: once I find out that I'm you know, Colombian or whatever.

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Speaker 2: It might have seen that happen.

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Speaker 1: What's ready? So y'all don't believe me? This is how

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Speaker 1: white I am? Okay, these are my nationalities ready, British, Irish, French,

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Speaker 1: German and Eastern European. And then it's just broadly European.

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Speaker 1: Like my map is so small. Look at this. Literally,

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Speaker 1: that is where is that? Where there's no Nigerian?

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Speaker 2: And you know there's going to change your name to

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Speaker 2: Jason White.

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Speaker 1: Literally, there's no person, nothing, there is nothing. I am

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Speaker 1: the whitest person alive, and I couldn't be more upset

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Speaker 1: by it, aren't you? As you're a little white?

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Speaker 2: To yeah, you're not?

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Speaker 1: Asky was whiter than we talked?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I am. I am twenty two percent white, and

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Speaker 2: I am currently looking for my white grandmother and I

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Speaker 2: feel like she probably left me some money somewhere, so

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Speaker 2: I would like to contact her.

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Speaker 1: There you go, Mayer.

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Speaker 2: Hashtag Jason so white.

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Speaker 1: Literally I'm so white. It's disgusting. I'm so sorry. Jason, Jason,

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Speaker 1: you know, I just I almost liked I like knowing,

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Speaker 1: but I liked living in a fantasy world where it

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Speaker 1: might be something, you know, exciting, but here we are.

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Speaker 1: You wanted one, though you should clarify to take the test.

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Speaker 1: I did want to. Yeah, I'd been wanting you for

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Speaker 1: a really long time. So was the whitest person in

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Speaker 1: the room. Right here, literally, Jason wonder Boy Brown, right

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Speaker 1: over here, Jason White. I'm so sorry, Jason, you really

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Speaker 1: cancel me. I'm so done. Okay, they are going.

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Speaker 2: It's nice.