1 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 1: Hey, friends, it's mister Jim and welcome back to kids 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,320 Speaker 1: Short Stories. Well do you know what makes these stories 3 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 1: like ten thousand times more awesome? 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 2: Oh? 5 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 1: Yes? 6 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:17,720 Speaker 3: Sharing with friends? 7 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: Well I want you to think of two friends right 8 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 1: now that you can share this story with and have 9 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,159 Speaker 1: your parents text them the link to this story and 10 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 1: you guys can listen to it together. Well, friends, I 11 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 1: have a story here from Charlie. This is going to 12 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 1: be amazingly epic. 13 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:34,080 Speaker 4: Let's go. 14 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 1: As Malachi and Alex left their class picnic, they had 15 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,880 Speaker 1: to run back to their house to get their jet 16 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:51,920 Speaker 1: pack to fly to HQ. They were given instructions of 17 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:56,200 Speaker 1: coming to HQ so that they could be painted purple 18 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,360 Speaker 1: to blend in with all the purple Ninjas. They were 19 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 1: both a little excited about getting covered in purple paint. 20 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 1: Have you ever been covered in purple paint before? I 21 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: definitely have not, and I don't think I ever will 22 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,680 Speaker 1: will unless HQ needs me to do that. If they 23 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 1: need me to blend in as a purple Ninja, then 24 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 1: it just might happen. 25 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:25,319 Speaker 3: Malachi, Alex, it's great to see you, said, HQ. Come 26 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 3: on with us and we will get you fully painted 27 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 3: in purple. So what is this going to be like, 28 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,840 Speaker 3: said Alex. Is it gonna hurt? Like? 29 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 4: What kind of paint has this? Will it ever come off? 30 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 4: Is it permanent? 31 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 3: Oh, don't worry it. It's not permanent paint. It will 32 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 3: come off with just a simple bathwash. But just make 33 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 3: sure that you never wash your hands during this mission, 34 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,760 Speaker 3: because it will wash the purple paint right off of 35 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 3: your hands. Dually noted, said Malachi. All right, so how 36 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 3: where do we get started? Just step inside of that 37 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 3: room there and we'll spray you down with some purple paint. 38 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 3: Oky DOOKI, let's go Alex. 39 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:14,680 Speaker 1: Malachi and Alex jumped into the room and immediately, shh, 40 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 1: We're sprayed with purple paint. From head to toe and 41 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 1: every finger they were covered in purple paint. Holly smokes, Alex, 42 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:30,920 Speaker 1: you look just like a purple ninja, laughed Malachi. You 43 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 1: should see yourself, said Alex. You seriously look like a 44 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 1: purple ninja. All right, spies, great job. We need you 45 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: to add to these coordinates and secretly break into their 46 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: underground facility figure out a way to get rid of 47 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 1: all that garlic they keep infusing into all the foods. 48 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 3: Good luck. 49 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 1: Malachi and Alex walked out the front door of HQ. 50 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,959 Speaker 1: All right, I guess I guess we're Purple Ninja's now, 51 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 1: said Alex. Yeah, come on, we don't have any time 52 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:03,639 Speaker 1: to waste. 53 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 3: Let's go. 54 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 1: Malachi was the first to blast off in his jetpack, 55 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:10,919 Speaker 1: with Alex close behind. They had the coordinates for their 56 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 1: secret base that the Purple Ninjas were at, but they 57 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,480 Speaker 1: had to make sure that they landed far enough away 58 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 1: so that they wouldn't see their jetpacks. They had to 59 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,000 Speaker 1: walk the rest of the distance to get into the lab. 60 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,520 Speaker 1: All right, Alex, let's set her. Let's land over there, 61 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: said Malachi, pointing to a field on the other side 62 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:32,240 Speaker 1: of a hill from their underground base. They landed down 63 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 1: on the ground and hid their jet packs underneath some leaves. 64 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 1: Do you think this is gonna work? Said Alex. Uh 65 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:44,840 Speaker 1: I hope so, said Malachi. There's no better way to 66 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 1: find out. Then let's just go try and walk right in. 67 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 1: As Malachi and Alex walked towards the front door of 68 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 1: this underground secret base, it was swarming with purple nines. 69 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:00,800 Speaker 1: Look at all the purple nins, said Alex. There's gotta 70 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: be like fifty of them. He was right, they were everywhere. 71 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 1: But thankfully, Malachi and Alex looked just like all the 72 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 1: other Purple Ninjas. They walked towards the front door and 73 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 1: stepped inside, completely undetected. It's working, Alex. They think we're 74 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 1: one of them. Sh don't say anything, said Alex. We 75 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 1: got to stick to the mission. As they walked down 76 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 1: a ton of stairs, then brushed shoulders and passed next 77 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: to purple Ninjas. 78 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,640 Speaker 4: They quickly realized how terribly. 79 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:39,920 Speaker 3: Smelly this base was. Oh, it was super super stinky. 80 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:44,159 Speaker 1: But that is when they overheard some really important information. 81 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:48,599 Speaker 5: All right, guys, we need to recalibrate the machine that 82 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:53,920 Speaker 5: is extracting all the stink out of our garlic. I'm good, Charlie. 83 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 5: Can you check that calibrator over there? Oh definitely. We 84 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:01,279 Speaker 5: just have to make sure that that's calibrations days, you know, 85 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 5: around three point four to seven, because if that number 86 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 5: goes any higher, it's gonna lose its stickiness and actually 87 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,919 Speaker 5: start to smell nice. It's it's very complicated, but just 88 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,680 Speaker 5: make sure that this does not get calibrate it to 89 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,680 Speaker 5: a number over three point four to seven. 90 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 1: Maliki, did you hear that? Whispered Alex, Yeah, I did. 91 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:24,920 Speaker 1: I think that's got to be the way. 92 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 5: Hey, who aren't you to I've never seen any two before. 93 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 5: What are you doing here? What's your mission? 94 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:36,279 Speaker 1: We're just here to calibrate the you know, the stinking 95 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:41,719 Speaker 1: machine we were We're highly trained calibrators, said Malachi. 96 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:46,440 Speaker 5: I've never heard of you before. I thought I was 97 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,359 Speaker 5: the only one that knew how to calibrate it. And 98 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:51,680 Speaker 5: your voice sounds kind of strange, but uh, okay, you 99 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,920 Speaker 5: can go for it. Just make sure you follow a protocol. 100 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:58,360 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're expert protocol followers, said Alex. 101 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:02,200 Speaker 5: Right, I'll be back in five minutes to check up 102 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 5: on you. Okay, yep, sounds good. Charlie Tia waved Malachi. 103 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:09,880 Speaker 4: Do you think he bought it? 104 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:14,680 Speaker 1: Said Alex. I don't know, but we only have five minutes. 105 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:18,279 Speaker 1: You gotta hurry, said Malachi. They rushed over to the 106 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 1: calibrator on this machine. It had this dial on it 107 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 1: that you know when you turned it it there was 108 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,120 Speaker 1: some numbers above it, and so you know, they just 109 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,919 Speaker 1: had to turn it to What was that number again, 110 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:35,720 Speaker 1: whispered Alex. It was three point four to seven? Said Malachi. 111 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:39,000 Speaker 1: Grabbed onto the dial and turned it to the right. 112 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 1: All right, a little bit more, a little more? All right, 113 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 1: how about we go to five. Do you think that'll 114 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,599 Speaker 1: do the job? No, Malchi, just put it all the 115 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,920 Speaker 1: way to the right. Make it the biggest number it can. 116 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,799 Speaker 1: I think that'll get rid of the stink for good. 117 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,920 Speaker 1: Malachi turned the dial all the way to the right, 118 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:02,920 Speaker 1: and the numbers got bigger and bigger and bigger until. 119 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 4: Wait a minute, what just. 120 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:10,480 Speaker 1: Happened, said Alex. I don't know, but we should probably 121 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:14,000 Speaker 1: get out of here, said Malachi, as they both rushed 122 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:17,440 Speaker 1: out towards the front door. They had to get out 123 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 1: of their fast. 124 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 5: Hey, hey, what's going on here? 125 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:24,400 Speaker 2: Good other ninja? You let kill and break the machine? 126 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:28,120 Speaker 2: Totally broken and now it's not gonna work ever A 127 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:32,160 Speaker 2: good one here talking about he said, he knew what 128 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,000 Speaker 2: he was doing. 129 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 5: Oh now does that mean we're all out of garlic 130 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:37,760 Speaker 5: stinky juice? 131 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,760 Speaker 2: Now, dude, we'll never be able to make this a 132 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:44,040 Speaker 2: good This is a one time cutter machine. 133 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:48,400 Speaker 1: As Malachi and Alex ran away as fast as they 134 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 1: could into the forest to get their jet packs, they 135 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,360 Speaker 1: were laughing along the way. 136 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:55,480 Speaker 4: Can you leave it? 137 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:59,280 Speaker 1: Alex said, Malachi, I know that was a saying. 138 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,400 Speaker 4: They totally they thought we were real purple. 139 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:05,600 Speaker 1: Ninjas, said Alex. Come on, let's get out of here 140 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,280 Speaker 1: and get back to HQ and get washed up. Malachai 141 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:12,160 Speaker 1: and Alex blasted off headed back towards HQ. As they 142 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 1: arrived at HQ, they were immediately surrounded by all of 143 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:20,760 Speaker 1: the spies because they still looked like purple ninjas. It 144 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:23,320 Speaker 1: took only a few minutes for them to explain the 145 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:28,040 Speaker 1: situation and for them to get cleaned up. Holy smokes, 146 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:32,959 Speaker 1: Malachi and Alex, great job you stop the purple Ninjas 147 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:38,360 Speaker 1: from making our food super stinky forever. Even though this 148 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,839 Speaker 1: is the end of our story, I don't think it's 149 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:43,800 Speaker 1: gonna be the last time our spy team dresses up 150 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:52,640 Speaker 1: as a purple ninja the end. Hey, friend Zion, need 151 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:59,760 Speaker 1: your help celebrating two birthdays. Drum roll please, Happy Berth, 152 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,239 Speaker 1: Hey Alvy, who's. 153 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:05,640 Speaker 4: Turning four years old. Alvery loves to dance and sing, 154 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:10,800 Speaker 4: enjoys drawing colorful rainbow houses, and is the best sister 155 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:15,240 Speaker 4: to her brother lev and dog. Colonel Wow, Alvery, it's 156 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:19,319 Speaker 4: so exciting to celebrate your big day on the show. 157 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:23,200 Speaker 4: Happy fourth birthday, and next up we have. 158 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:31,280 Speaker 1: Happy Birthday Indiana, who's turning eight years old. Indiana is 159 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,480 Speaker 1: an amazing girl who loves to play we with her 160 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:38,080 Speaker 1: big brother Xander, loves to make potions with her friends, 161 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,280 Speaker 1: and of course loves to play with her new puppy, 162 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:42,440 Speaker 1: Perry and her three cats. 163 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,400 Speaker 4: Wow, Indiana, I'm. 164 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:46,840 Speaker 1: So glad we got to celebrate you and your big 165 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:51,200 Speaker 1: day on the show. Happy eighth birthday, friends. I hope 166 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:53,160 Speaker 1: you all have a super do berday and I will 167 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,720 Speaker 1: see you on her next adventure. 168 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:55,439 Speaker 4: Bye.