WEBVTT - I Want My Money Back

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and

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<v Speaker 1>the subject is be careful who you cheat with. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get into that and find out what that's a

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<v Speaker 1>word to the wise, be careful who you cheat with. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get into it. Right now, the nephew is here

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<v Speaker 1>with today's frank phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>What you got for?

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<v Speaker 3>Is net?

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<v Speaker 4>This right here, Shirley is? I want my money back.

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<v Speaker 4>I want my money back. I think all of us

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<v Speaker 4>have gone to church and got there to the church

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<v Speaker 4>and got dressed and done all it take to get

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<v Speaker 4>down there and get there on time, and then past

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<v Speaker 4>ain't there. Now they got a guest past, and you

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<v Speaker 4>already know. Don't nobody like that? So I just don't

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<v Speaker 4>want to. When I put my money in my church,

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<v Speaker 4>I put it in because I'm thinking past are gonna

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<v Speaker 4>be there. So I want my money back. Yeah, what

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<v Speaker 4>I want my money back? Past, I ain't here today,

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<v Speaker 4>y'all ain't gat no notice. No, I want my money back.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go catch up.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to speak to sister Polici.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, who is this?

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<v Speaker 2>That's right here? Is Glen? All right? This is Glenn.

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<v Speaker 2>I need This is brother Glenn. Can I speak to

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<v Speaker 2>Sister Felicia? But I have some please?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, sir, how did you get my number?

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<v Speaker 2>I got your number from one of the deacons at

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<v Speaker 2>the church.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, what deacon was that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know the deacon name. Listen when I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying to ask you, I'm trying to ask you, can

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<v Speaker 2>you reimburse me for some money that I put in

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<v Speaker 2>church on Sunday?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Well, can you just calm down just a little.

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<v Speaker 2>Please, sir, I'm I'm look. Are you the financial person

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<v Speaker 2>at the church?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes? I am. So what can I do for you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to get my money back that I put

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<v Speaker 2>in church on Sunday. I put one hundred dollars in

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<v Speaker 2>church on Sunday and I'm trying to get my one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars back.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, what did you not give from your heart?

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<v Speaker 2>I gave from my heart what I thought was gonna happen,

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<v Speaker 2>but it didn't happen.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, help help me help you what you mean did

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<v Speaker 5>what didn't happen? What didn't happen?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir? Okay, Pastor wasn't there. Pastor was not there on Sunday,

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<v Speaker 2>and y'all had this guest minister come in who I

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<v Speaker 2>ain't like him at all. But the dog on the

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<v Speaker 2>offering was before he even got up to preach, so

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't already gain my offer, which was one hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I didn't even know Pastor wasn't. Now you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'm saying. So here I am giving one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars. I'm thinking, I know I'm gonna get the

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<v Speaker 2>word when Pastor there. But y'all put this dude up.

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<v Speaker 2>He coming from Don't nobody come from the book of

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<v Speaker 2>Ruth no more. He was at Ruth the Viticus. He

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<v Speaker 2>was all over the place. I want to get my

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred dollars back. I ain't giving to that, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you not read the bulletin?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, Howlton, do you even come to church?

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<v Speaker 2>I come to church often. I mean, what does got

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<v Speaker 2>to do with anytime?

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<v Speaker 5>When if you were coming a little often and read

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<v Speaker 5>the bulletins, or you would have known that pastor took

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<v Speaker 5>a vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>He took a vacation, so everybody knew he wasn't gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, the regulars, the people that come regularly to church.

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<v Speaker 5>They know that, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, I ain't know that. So I need I

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<v Speaker 2>need to get I need to get my money back.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay. What I need you to do, though, is calm down.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm come. I'm just trying to say I want to

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<v Speaker 2>give my one hundred dollars. I'm not giving that sermon

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<v Speaker 2>I got on Sunday. I'm not giving one hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 2>for that.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, sir, I cannot give you one hundred dollars back. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>we donna do no refund checks. I can't do that. Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>I have to wait your pastor get back in because

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<v Speaker 5>two people have to sign a check. I can't even

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<v Speaker 5>do that for you, sir. Matter of fact, I'm not

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<v Speaker 5>even at work right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. So am I gonna get my one hundred dollars back?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, sir? Why don't you just call the church on

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<v Speaker 5>tomorrow and then we can go from there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm not calling. I'm not calling the church tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you what, you know what, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up there tomorrow and

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna give me my one hundred dollars either. It's

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<v Speaker 2>in a check or it's in cash. But you suspensed,

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<v Speaker 2>Sister Forelica Patterson, You're gonna give me my damn money?

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<v Speaker 6>You say, what did you just cuss me?

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<v Speaker 2>I just told you that come tomorrow, I'm coming up

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<v Speaker 2>there to get my damn hundred dollars. Whether it's in

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<v Speaker 2>a check or whether it's in cash, I don't care

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<v Speaker 2>what it is.

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<v Speaker 5>He let me tell you something up. You ain't getting

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<v Speaker 5>nothing from us. Dot you call here and cut me

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<v Speaker 5>asking for some money.

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<v Speaker 6>Bab you got mad. You're giving your money from your

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<v Speaker 6>heart and done not a hook. De're preaching the word

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<v Speaker 6>of God. You give me because you love God. You ever

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<v Speaker 6>thought to me like that? I'll strip you naked, Jim,

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<v Speaker 6>And you know what, you better be glad this ain't

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<v Speaker 6>twenty years ago, because I'll accussed you from a causey butbody,

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<v Speaker 6>he's saying me because you know I ain't no cushion.

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<v Speaker 6>But I tell you what I will do, young man.

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<v Speaker 6>I see you want to say your name is again?

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<v Speaker 2>What I mean? I'm brother Glynn, Brother Glenn.

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<v Speaker 6>When I see you, I'm gonna give you no right

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<v Speaker 6>for the fellowship?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you hear me?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you ain't comeing fuck something, because that's how you

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<v Speaker 6>treat God's people. You have been talking to me, ignocance.

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<v Speaker 2>I picked up the phone.

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<v Speaker 6>You ain't saying Hi, man a doing man? Keep heaving

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<v Speaker 6>that man? You just start cussing and hollering at me.

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<v Speaker 6>You don't talk to people like that. You don't even

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<v Speaker 6>sound like a Christian. You don't do that. Don't you

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<v Speaker 6>hear me? Right now? You want something from people?

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<v Speaker 3>You ask?

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<v Speaker 6>That's what the word that you have not because you as.

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<v Speaker 2>Not you'll call.

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<v Speaker 6>You're hollering at.

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<v Speaker 5>Me, don't you hear me? You you're cussing at me.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh Lord, help me?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I, sister police? Can I say? I mean? I

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<v Speaker 2>just want to say something else to you? Your man?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I say something?

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<v Speaker 5>You can't say nothing to me? But do you know

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<v Speaker 5>what you need to do? Go get you some malice?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, yes, yes, ma'am. But I but it's one

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<v Speaker 2>more thing I just wanted to say to you.

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<v Speaker 6>Ain't no one more thing, Ain't no one more.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing, Okay, But I just I just wanted to tell

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<v Speaker 2>you this, sister police. I want to told you. You

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<v Speaker 2>got to tell me, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am. But I

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<v Speaker 2>want to say this though, This is nephew tire me

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<v Speaker 2>from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend sister Doris

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<v Speaker 2>got me the prank phone call you such a police.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, I am going to get don Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>I am Tommy.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a hello even you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, ma'am, no, ma'am. Steve is out here with me.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna need to have a

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<v Speaker 5>prive and mama with sister Dolls. Yeah, got to be

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<v Speaker 5>private telling nobody here, but I got to share with her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's gonna guess be me, her and the lost

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<v Speaker 2>ster police. She's hold. She say, my girlfriend is blessed,

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<v Speaker 2>highly favor saved. And she said, I want you to

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<v Speaker 2>see if you can push her. But I did, police,

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<v Speaker 2>and you you you rolled it out. I'm gonna tell you,

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<v Speaker 2>but you let me ask you something though. Twenty years ago,

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<v Speaker 2>you you you it'd been a little different.

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<v Speaker 6>Ooh, twenty years ago. I got to pick you up

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<v Speaker 6>and dropped you.

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<v Speaker 5>Back down, looked at you and walked off of you

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<v Speaker 5>after I got you, cussing you out. But that was

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<v Speaker 5>twenty years ago.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, thank the Lord for delivering sho oh man, Lord,

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<v Speaker 6>my legs, she's shaking.

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<v Speaker 2>Who loo Lord, Sister police, I gotta ask you, what

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<v Speaker 2>is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 2>in the land.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna say the speed Harvey Morning Shot. You got me?

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<v Speaker 4>Where is the bishop?

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<v Speaker 2>Why is he not here?

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<v Speaker 4>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 4>Put I didn't put a couple hundred dollars in the church.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, you can't have my money like that. That

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<v Speaker 4>ain't that ain't how this work. He ain't anything. Y'all

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<v Speaker 4>already know. If sister pastor can't preach, y'all know that.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all know they can't, and they can't wait to get

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<v Speaker 4>up there. And then when they do here, they come

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<v Speaker 4>with the same sermon they had last time. They let

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<v Speaker 4>them premn stop. Why, hey, man, you know what this is?

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<v Speaker 4>You never given been like sitting in church and they

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<v Speaker 4>passing the trade. Remember how was hed I used to

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<v Speaker 4>sit next to this man.

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<v Speaker 3>He was he was a big shot. He had a Cadillac,

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<v Speaker 3>so I always thought he was kind of something. And

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<v Speaker 3>when the tray came around, I would be watching to

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<v Speaker 3>see what he put in. He would put a fifty

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<v Speaker 3>in and hold it up real high, drop it down

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<v Speaker 3>in the plate, or either hand it to somebody. Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>past that fifty down down to the end, fucking man.

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<v Speaker 3>You know good hell well, the tray coming down here,

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<v Speaker 3>and I said, man showing off. Hey, hey, hey, y'all

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<v Speaker 3>put this fifty hand the hand that fifty to the man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>tell him look down. He had me this dude, Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>I said, man, So that's why you and that's how

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<v Speaker 3>you act when you give fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because I had a nickel. My mama never gave

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<v Speaker 3>me a nickel. I had a nickel, So don't strong

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<v Speaker 3>for me nickel man there put it in. I was

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<v Speaker 3>more exciting to go across the street to the candy

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<v Speaker 3>st and get fa Then don't put nothing in the

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<v Speaker 3>trade that would pimp.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, thank you for you. Coming up next, Strawberry letter.

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<v Speaker 1>The subjects be careful who you cheat with. We'll get

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<v Speaker 1>into it right after this. You're listening Morning Show