WEBVTT - Sorry Sir Charms 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:07.680 Andy, can you hear me? Yeah? Yes, is it working? 0:00:08.280 --> 0:00:10.080 I think it's working on my end. Is it working 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:10.600 on your end? 0:00:10.640 --> 0:00:20.880 Yeah? Hold on, only cereal with you when you hand 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:26.800 a jam. I forget the rest of that. I'm very excited. 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:28.080 I think we got it. 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:33.839 Okay, I think today have four cereals. It might okay, 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:34.880 they all look the same. 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:36.479 Are you upset? No? 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:38.919 I just might have to find a quieter room if 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:39.600 I'm going there. 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:41.920 Well, I mean, you knew that we were doing this, right. 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:46.120 Come on, Andy, Hesluna, hold on, give me two seconds. 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:49.280 Okay, Well you're situating over there. Welcome to Serial Killers. 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:52.760 This is episode one hundred and one or one oh one, 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:55.240 however you like to say it. I'm Scottie b here 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:58.400 in New York City. There's Andy over there in morgan 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:01.840 something New Jersey, right, morgan Morganville, Morganville, New Jersey? Like 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:04.200 Way Networks? Was that Central Jersey? 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:05.480 It's central Central? 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:07.319 Okay. I don't know much about Jersey. I lived in 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:09.680 Hoboken for a few years, but other than that, I'm not. 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:10.800 I'm a Long Island guy. 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:11.760 Yeah. 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:15.080 Cool, cool, Oh, there's your creepy box. So here's what 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:17.440 happened for this episode. 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:18.040 I see. 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:20.399 I told you, I'm kind of running out of cereals. 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:22.479 Every time I go to the store, the isle is 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:25.640 like half stock. So I find stuff and I send 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:28.160 it to you. But what happened this time around our 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:32.440 friend Sarah from Pennsylvania, she's a listener, and she sent 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:37.399 me a weird box of stuff with stars and stuff 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:40.080 and just we I don't know, Hi, Sarah, how are you? 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:44.160 And so she sent me a box of Why's that's 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:47.000 the brand name, that's the supermarket chain where she is 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:50.960 in central Pennsylvania, Marshmallow glitters. So what they are? They're 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:54.640 fake Lucky Charms or their store brand Lucky Charms. Now, 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:56.200 even though I said we weren't going to do store 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:59.040 brand stuff, I feel like we should because we're running 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.160 out of things to do. So we're gonna do a 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:04.080 bunch of different store brands of knockoff Lucky Charms today. 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:06.160 Okay, I'm into it all right. 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:09.840 So, oh, by the way, today's Friday. Welcome to Friday. 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:13.200 People don't even know what day it is anymore, so. 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:14.760 I Will kept thinking it was Tuesday. 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:17.440 Well yeah, no, it's not Tuesday, Andrew, It's Friday. 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:21.080 So hold on one second, Okay, what does it matter. 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:24.120 You're the guy. You should know what you're doing with technology. 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:25.560 You just all over the place. 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:28.839 My microphone keeps going in and out. Okay, I'm good now. 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:30.480 And you know that you shouldn't be shooting into a 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:32.680 window either because it's glare. Not that it matters. We're 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:36.960 not recording this, but hi ha. So anyway, you know, 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:39.799 now is the best time to subscribe to this podcast 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:43.880 because a lot of like my friend Matt, his fiance 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:46.919 Jen gets us all the crap cereals. He doesn't even 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:49.680 know what day it is, so you know, he normally 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:51.680 texts me on Monday and Friday mornings when he starts 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:54.960 listening to this and he forgets because he doesn't know 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:57.239 what day it is. So please subscribe to us so 0:02:57.280 --> 0:03:00.040 you get notifications that is a brand new Serial Killers. 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:03.959 Thinkers were a really cool podcast. We just are so cool. 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:08.840 Everyone likes listening to us, and I think if you subscribe, 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:11.400 you could listen from the beginning and then be like 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:14.160 whoa I was in on this podcast before it got 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:14.720 super cool. 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:17.920 But it's actually quite true. Did you see that email 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:20.560 that I sent you yesterday from I think it was 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:23.840 Rachel That really really nice email. 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:25.560 Subody writes the nicest things. 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:28.600 Yeah, and then our friend Michelle and Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:31.240 Big Listener wrote us a great review. Thank you all 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:34.480 so much. Please review this podcast on Apple iTunes whatever 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:36.640 the hell it is. And yeah, yeah, all right, So 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:39.640 let's get going. So I sent you another creepy unmarked 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:42.280 box with four this block bags. 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:45.440 Yeah, and your creepy bags keep getting creepier. 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:47.360 I know I numbered each one of them. So what 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:48.800 I'd like you to do right now is pull out 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:50.120 bag number one please. 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:52.640 I did, and I'm putting it in my cup. 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:59.560 All right. So bag number one comes from Walmart. This 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:06.120 is their version of Lucky Charms. It's Magic Treasures. Hey, 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:09.880 it's magic Treasures with the who is that Merlin? Yeah, 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:11.160 and there's an owl on the back. 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:16.479 You know what's interesting about this one. The shapes of 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:19.600 the marshmallows really have nothing to do with wizards. Merlin. 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:22.000 Well, it looks like an anchor. I think that the 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:24.279 crunchy cereal piece looks like an anchor to me. 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:27.680 Yeah, well, okay, I mean that's being generous. 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:30.640 Sorry. On the box, it looks like an anchor. Oh, 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:32.559 there's a joke on the back. Look what the owl 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:35.040 is saying? What do you call an owl magician? 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:36.800 A hoot? 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:38.799 Close hoo? Denie. 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:41.960 All right, that's good. 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:44.000 I'm gonna I'm gonna Scottie shake it here. 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:46.400 Did you pre scotty shake my cereals? 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:48.640 I did I Scotty shake yours? I mean I Scotty 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:51.640 shook yours. You're good? 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:54.679 Can I just eat this? It's so difficult not having 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:57.320 you here to be like, wait, because I just see 0:04:57.360 --> 0:04:58.960 the food and I just want to eat the food. 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:00.719 You know, you have to wait. See look at the 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:03.440 Look at they definitely are anchors. Look at them, they're anchors. 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:06.000 No, no, I'm saying I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:08.960 just saying. The marshmallow shapes, what are they supposed to be? 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:10.800 Like a flour? 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:12.800 One of them looks like a pilgrim with a hat. 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:14.880 Yeah. I don't know what that green thing is. 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:16.440 I don't even have a green one. 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:18.120 It's weird, Like even on the front of the box, 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:20.120 you can't even tell what they are. It's not even 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:24.000 look they're not. They're very nondescript, you know what. 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:27.120 I appreciate that though, don't say like, oh my gosh, look, 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:29.560 it's like a pot of gold and then I get 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:31.320 it and it's just a marshmallow that's yellow. 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:33.880 And these cereal pieces they're very shiny, they have a 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:36.720 coating of some sort. They're definitely frosted. But what kind 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:38.520 of milk you're using there, Andrew. 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:44.720 I am using Wellesley Farms organic milk, whole milk, Yeah, whole, yeah, 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:46.719 half hear. 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:49.640 Bowl and basket one percent shop right milk. Still no 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:51.400 milk sponsor. But you know, why do we even bother 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:52.320 saying anything anymore? 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:54.800 Yeah? I think now is not the best time to 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:57.840 really be thinking about sponsors. I feel like it's if 0:05:57.839 --> 0:05:58.920 it's not going to happen now. 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:01.719 Can I just while we're talking before we eat the cereal? 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:04.280 Speaking of sponsors, I just really have to thank our 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:10.160 French Stephanie at Dua Chalucci, the sauce company. She has 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:12.880 her own little company. It's such a wonderful, wonderful story 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:15.600 that she has, and she was the first one that 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:18.160 really wanted to sponsor us, but because of some kind 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:22.080 of you know, logistical behind the scenes stuff, we just 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:23.840 couldn't make it work out. But we definitely want to 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:26.800 thank Stephanie so much for listening and thinking about us. 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:30.080 And wanting to be our first sponsor. Yeah, so Greek 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:32.760 you Stephanie, we love you. Yes, all right, so let's 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:36.599 try this cereal. It's great value magic treasures from Walmart. 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:37.120 Here we go. 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:40.680 One two things. It's Lucky Charms. 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:43.520 It tastes just like Lucky Charms. It really does. 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:44.880 Just I don't mind this at all. 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:47.000 This one is spot on. And if you remember, we 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:50.919 did try the Maultimeal version Marshmallow Madies. We love that 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:53.880 one too. Now see, I'm I'm a five ball lucky 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:57.159 Charms guy, and this tastes just like lucky Charms. So yeah, 0:06:57.720 --> 0:06:59.279 I got to give it five balls. I have to. 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:02.359 I love it very good. Does bark to like a 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:03.240 dollar eighty eight? 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:06.400 Is this just going to be a five fowle episode 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:07.960 where everything just gets five bulls? 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.120 It might be, but there might be some crappy lucky charms. 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:12.760 Let's say, how how can you make lucky Charms crappy? 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.040 I think we might find out. Oh look, so on 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:18.320 the box that Sarah sentas she put a little a 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:20.400 mask on it. See look practice safe Cereal. 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:21.640 I love that. 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:24.360 So this one's called marshmallow Glitters. 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.480 I'm just going to tell you from now just like 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:30.640 looking at the cereal. Yeah, it kind of has the shapes, 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:34.119 not the marshmallows. The shapes kind of look like dog food, 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:38.040 So that's a yes. B. The marshmallows are very small. 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:39.800 Well in relation to lucky charms marshmallows. 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:41.800 Yes, they are a little bit smaller or whatever. This 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:43.000 Walmart cereal is the. 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:45.520 Technical name for these are mar bits. That's what they 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:47.200 say of the cereal business. 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:48.600 Oh my god, I wish I was there so I 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:49.800 could smack you in the face for. 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:54.640 The cereal piece is here the oats They don't look 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:56.160 quite as good as. 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:58.760 Oof, right, it has a weird smell when you put 0:07:58.760 --> 0:07:59.440 the milk on it. 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:01.360 Hold on, let me get some milk on it. 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:04.080 Also, again, what are the shapes? I see like. 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:07.160 Post Cereals just liked one of our tweets. Huh. 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:10.400 I love that one day will be cereal influencers one day. 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:14.120 I don't know what these shapes are. I mean, there's 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:15.960 a that doesn't even look like a star, that's like 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:16.760 a trapezoid. 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:18.480 Wait, so where's the cereal from? 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:21.440 And that's a half a moon. It's from Why's Supermarkets. 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:25.320 It's a chain not really Northeast, but there's some Midwest 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:26.720 I think, or I don't know what you call those, 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:29.120 the North Atlantic states. I have no idea. Central Pennsylvania's 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:31.000 where this one came from. I've heard of the store before, 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:31.840 I've never been in one. 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:32.679 Can we eat it? 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:34.360 And on the back of their box, look, part of 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:37.680 this complete breakfast is the cereal, an apple, a banana, juice, 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:39.600 more milk, and a brand muffin with butter. 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:42.120 Oh god, that's a big breakfast. 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:43.160 Yea, it is all right. 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:45.559 Here we go, one, two, three. 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:49.520 Now the cereal piece of tastes like catfood to me. 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:53.720 No, it tastes like cheerios, just plain cheerios. It's cheerios 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:54.400 with marshmallows. 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:56.600 I'm getting that. I am now getting the cheerios. That's 0:08:56.640 --> 0:08:59.640 the oats in there. I don't hate it, I don't 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:00.000 love it. 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:02.319 I'm gonna give this one four balls. 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:04.240 This one gets three balls in a spoon from me. 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:05.880 I don't really like the combination. 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:09.440 I gotta tell you. The cheerios taste at first is 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:12.679 a little what's the word I'm looking for can? I 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:14.720 takes you by surprise because you're not used to be 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:17.640 not sugary taste. But then I actually wound up liking 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:20.080 it because I think cheerios and marshmallow should be a thing. 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:22.880 I get like a chemical bite aftertaste. I'm not sure 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:23.280 what's see. 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:25.719 I got that with Walmart, but I didn't mind it. 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:28.560 All right. Well, thank you very much, Sarah for sending 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:31.480 your three ball in a spoon marshmallow glitters. 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:33.560 Well I gave it four balls, so thank you. 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:36.880 All right, So let's move on to Baggy number three. Andrew. 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:41.120 Okay, oh it's Dusty. It's a dusty one. 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:44.880 Baggie number three is called Magic Stars and there's also 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:48.000 a wizard. Why, like, why are they all wizards? Is 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:48.920 it because it's magic? 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:51.439 I guess, Well, because they basically just take it from 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:53.599 the top dog. So they just take from Lucky and 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:54.280 make it their own. 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:58.080 Well that's Merlin, all right. So this one is from 0:09:58.160 --> 0:10:01.719 Target and it's Market Pantry Magic Stars. If you look, 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:04.200 they're very lazy. The front and the back are the same. 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:06.040 I don't mind that. 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:07.960 Well, there's nothing to read or play or anything. 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:10.200 I didn't know you played the games on the box 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:10.600 so much. 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:14.440 I absolutely do. This one needs a little scottis shake 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:17.240 Yours has already shook. 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:20.760 I think this is going to be good because Target 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:24.640 as a store is perfect. This doesn't have any weird 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:28.640 colors to it, It doesn't have any noe like frosting pieces. 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:30.320 This looks like it's going to be good. I'm into it. 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:32.199 I have a stomach ache, yeah, because I mean you're 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:32.960 just eating sugar. 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:36.400 This one looks like a banana, It looks looks like 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:38.239 candy corn. And this looks like a boomerang. 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:40.960 Well, you know Merlin and his boomerangs. He just he 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:42.720 loved them. That's what they talked about it in the 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:43.560 old times. 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:44.040 For real. 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:45.720 Are you serious? 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:49.280 I don't think Merlin was from Australia anyway, our boomerangs Australia? 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:54.400 Jesus, hold me? Oh are we eating this? 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:57.320 By the way, there were no cups in here this morning. 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:59.120 Somebody came in and stole all the cups from all 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:01.800 the studios. So I had to put out an emergency 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:04.800 call to rupert our mailroom guys, and he came specially 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:06.680 in with a mask and gloves and goggles and brought 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:07.320 me cups. 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:10.160 Can I just take a look at the Cereal vault? 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:11.160 Oh? Sure? 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:14.280 It is so large and so expansive. 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:15.480 It's getting bigger and bigger. 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:17.640 You need to start getting rid of some of them. 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:19.840 Maybe we should have people get in touch with us 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:22.319 and I'll just start sending some of them. Cereal, you were. 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:24.560 Supposed to send me the one from the last episode 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:25.120 you never did. 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:27.120 What is this a snowman? Oh? That looks like a 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:27.760 hot air balloon? 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:30.960 All right, let's really being generous. 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:38.240 No, I don't know. Hm, I'll give it four balls. 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:43.520 So far, the Walmart one tastes most like lucky charms. 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:47.480 Yeah, this one. The marshmallows are a little too sweet, 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:48.640 if that makes sense. 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:51.320 By the way, I'm now just realizing now we're like, 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:54.360 I don't know, more than halfway through this, that your 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:56.680 levels are so much louder than mine. And I'm going 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:57.840 to have a problem editing this. 0:11:58.200 --> 0:11:59.840 Oh boy, Yeah, I'm gonna. 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:01.439 Turn you down a little bit. See what happens. Let 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:04.640 me hear you. Oh hi, how are you say something again? 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:06.720 Is this thing line? 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:09.160 Yeah? All right, that's better. I don't know how I'm 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:09.920 gonna fix it, But. 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:13.400 To be honest, I'm actually going to give that target 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:16.400 one has the cheese doodle after taste. I'm going to 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:19.599 give that three balls. Yeah, I don't like taste and 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:21.680 cheese doodles where I'm supposed to be tasting marshmallows. 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:23.160 You know what you with the cheese doodles. I will 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:25.959 never understand your obsession with the cheese doodle taste. By 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:27.680 the way, I like it much better when you're here. 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:29.400 It's very hard for me to interact with you. 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:30.760 I miss you too. 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:32.600 No, I didn't say I missed you. I just said 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:33.520 I like it better here. 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:34.760 Oh, okay, thanks. 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:36.679 I think it's a much higher quality show when you're 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:37.880 actually in the same room as me. 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:40.480 Well, you know, the people on Twitter have been so 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:43.200 kind and saying that as long as there's an episode, 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:43.760 they're happy. 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:46.199 So except Carrie, screw you, Carrie Hedges. 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:51.679 I didn't like it, but he is a long and 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:53.600 loyal listener, so we will say thank you. 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:56.400 No, he definitely is. And you know, through this whole thing, 0:12:56.679 --> 0:13:00.440 there's stories that cereal sales are way up because people 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:03.560 are buying up comfort foods. But I think those results 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:06.959 are kind of skewed because sales are way up on everything. 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:09.319 Have you been in the supermarket lately? I was at 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:11.720 my shop right the other day buying cereal number four 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:15.720 and they had no shredded cheese whatsoever. And they had 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:18.280 no spaghetti sauce. It was no sauce at all. 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:21.800 Like, I'm just gagging at the thought of just like 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:24.720 shredded cheese and tomato sauce going together. 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:26.840 Why I just had that for breakfast this morning. Amy 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:28.800 made a delicious baked z T last night with. 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:32.839 Those ingredients, with shredded cheese, of course. How me, I'm 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:34.880 picturing just the taco seasoning cheese. 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:37.760 There were no taco shells either, which I just said. 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:41.040 It's the strangest thing. I mean, shopping at the supermarket 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:44.360 these days is just so upside down. I had to 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:47.280 wait outside online six feet apart from everybody. Then they 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:49.640 sprayed my cart down going in. Then I had to, 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:52.040 you know, try to find stuff because they were out 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:53.560 of a lot of things. And then I had to 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:55.200 wait all the way at the back of Aisle ten 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:57.120 to check out because they only had one thing open. 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:00.200 I get what they're doing, but it's just so I 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:02.600 I'm trying not to go as often as I normally do, 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:04.400 so I'm not sure what we're going to do because 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:05.920 I'm out of cereal, so I'm not sure what's going 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:06.760 to happen on Monday. 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:09.839 Oh, Cereal Graveyard episode that was. 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:11.520 So much fun. Hey, have you been able to check 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:14.679 the what do they call it? The diagnostics? I don't 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:16.640 know the ratings? Have people listening to it? 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:21.000 Really? You called it diagnostics? Look at me? Called it diagnostics? 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:24.640 I can't think of the word. The ratings now, they're 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:26.200 not ratings though, what is it? 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:30.680 The listens? Yeah? Yes, and it was the worst reviewed 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:31.560 episode of all time. 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:32.920 Shut up anyway. 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:35.920 In my independent research, I found by yourself. 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:38.080 So while he was in shop, right, look, I found 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:42.160 out friends Scrunchy, Oh, Scrunchy marshmallow dreams. 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:44.320 I want to go right into this one. 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:47.240 Yeah, well they have dolphins on theirs and I don't 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:49.480 know what this pink that this look at that pink blob. 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:51.360 It's like a guy running away from something. I don't 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:51.920 know what that is. 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:56.760 So they basically took Walmart their shapes and then just 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:57.840 put it in their own Cereal. 0:14:57.880 --> 0:14:59.760 How do you know that Walmart didn't take it from Scrunchy? 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:02.360 I mean, yeah, I guess you're right. Scrunchy is the og. 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:05.960 Yes, I'm pretty sure. When I was little there was 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:08.040 a Scrunchy mascot that used to walk around. I could 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:08.800 be wrong, though. 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:11.560 That would be the most terrifying thing. Never bring me 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:15.240 to a cereal store or sorry, a supermarket where there's 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:17.080 a floating mascot. That sounds terrible. 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:21.080 All right, scrunchy marshmallow dreams from Shop Right supermarkets in 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:26.320 the Northeast. Ready, here we go, one, two, three, mm 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:29.880 hmmm mm hmm. It is different than the Walmart when 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:31.200 that's for sure is good? 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:33.600 Yeah, I give us wour balls in a spoon. Their 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:34.760 marshmallows are so. 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:37.440 Good compared to the great taste of Lucky Charms Cereal 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:41.360 war balls and a spoon as well. So our findings 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:44.720 are for the Lucky Charms knockoff cereals. The best go 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:48.120 to wal Mart is Walmart great value magic Treasures. 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:51.880 I really like these marshmallows. 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:54.320 Yeah. Like, if this was a thing back when I 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:56.600 was a kid, it would be the just the plain 0:15:56.760 --> 0:16:00.200 white box and it would say no frills on it. Oh, 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:01.040 you don't remember that. 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:02.760 What are you talking about? 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:04.840 When I was a little kid and you went to 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:07.880 the supermarket, there was a brand called No Frills and 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:09.600 it was just no frills, Like it would just say 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:12.520 beer and it was a white can. That's all it was, 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:15.600 and that was a thing for many many years. 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:18.920 I think that's coming back and now it's called like unlabeled, 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:21.400 and it's just like the basics of what you're getting. 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:24.720 Like it's just like here's shower gel, here's soap. Like 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:27.880 there's no name to it. It's just basic things like 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:30.440 what you're saying, like beer, here's wine. 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:33.480 I guess. I mean most stores though, have their own brand, 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:37.040 their own you know, name brand of things. But good Times, Andy, 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:38.920 good times. All right, so great, thank you for listening 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:42.640 to episode one oh one of Serial Killers. That's all 0:16:42.680 --> 0:16:43.040 we got. 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:45.320 Huh a gold one. 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:48.720 But see, there were no new cereals in this episode. 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:50.600 That's the thing I've been saying. There's there are a 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:52.880 bunch of new cereals coming out. I just saw there's 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:56.120 a new Frosted Flakes with marshmallows, another new one that's 0:16:56.120 --> 0:16:59.640 coming out. There's still that caramel apple Jacks that's supposed 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:01.840 to be coming out. There's something else that I saw. 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:03.760 I mean, there's so much new stuff, but I just 0:17:03.960 --> 0:17:06.200 I'm not seeing it because the stores are not getting product. 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:09.440 So where's your cereal, squirrel, your furry friend? 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:12.080 Yeah, I got to reach out to my friend Joel Chopright, Yeah, 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:13.520 I may stop in and see him and see if 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:14.960